How to Fake a War (2019) EN

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Come on.

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- Simon.
- <i>Hello?</i>

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Did you put the poster of Harry
and the penguin in my office?

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- <i>Yeah. Shall I...</i>
- Get it out! Thank you.

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That campaign was
a complete disaster,

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and I don't need reminding
that his image needs

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a complete overhaul.

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<i>Uh, okay.</i>

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And can someone please
explain to Harry

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if he wants to
be a humanitarian,

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he has to save humans,
not penguins.

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<i>I'll contact...</i>

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<i>WNN brings you this
report on the orphan refugee crisis.</i>

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<i>Live from the
Ukbar-Georgia border.</i>

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<i>We go to Mark Phillips.</i>

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<i>Where is this world's
conscience?</i>

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Matt, Kate. Kate.

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Stop talking.
I've... I've had an idea.

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Top secret, but I've, uh,
found a campaign to put Harry onto.

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There's a war in, um,

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Georgia and Ukbar,

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wherever the hell that is,
that literally no one gives a shit about.

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It's got everything.
Refugees, landmines, orphans, white people.

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So, I wanna
put on a concert.

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The biggest peace concert the world
has ever seen, bigger than Live 8,

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and we'll have Katy Perry,
Ed Sheeran,

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Beyonce,
and Harry topping the bill.

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This is gonna take him
to the next level.

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What do you say?

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Do you wanna join me
in changing the world?

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<i>This is Matt
from Dim Sum Now.</i>

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Sorry, wrong number.
Yeah, um, Matt from, yeah,

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can I have the pork dumplings

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and, um, some spring rolls?

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Thanks so much.
Thank you.

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Okay, what time
are we now?

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- <i>Five, four, three...</i>
- Hope! Hope!

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<i>...two, one.</i>

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Cue hype woman.

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Harry!

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- Hope!
- Harry!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready for some hope in your life?

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That's it, volunteers.

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The man,
the myth, the legend,

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Harry Hope!

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Beautiful people of London.

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In four days' time,

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the world will come together

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for the biggest peace gig
known to mankind.

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Whoo!

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The power of music
will stop this war.

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The unifying power of music
will stop this war!

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<i>Pump your fist.</i>

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I call upon the leaders...

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I call upon the leaders
of the world to tune in

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and listen to what four
billion people have to say!

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Yes!

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Stop the war!
Stop the war!

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<i>Let the volunteers
rush the stage.</i>

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No, no, no, let 'em in,
let 'em in.

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Come on... Let them, it's fine.
Come on, let them through.

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Come on, you, come, come.

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- You see, guys, it's...
- Okay.

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It's not about me, it's...

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it's about...
it's about these guys.

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You know, I'm...

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- I'm pretty much like the, uh...
- Cut the ginger.

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Out my way.
Okay, shh, I'm coming.

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I'm... I'm just the...

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You know how a duck flies
and the head of it,

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- it migrates?
- Yeah?

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- You ever played Duck Hunt before?
- Yeah!

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Kate, hijab hipster
on your right.

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Got it, got it.

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I'm not the dog,
I'm the duck.

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He's not the dog,
he's the duck!

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Three, two, one,
off you go.

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Fuck off.

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Ginger eliminated.

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- Go ahead.
- Okay, sing a song.

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<i>♪ Hope is dope ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope is dope ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can cope ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hope is dope ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm saying hope
is dope Motherfucker, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm saying hope is dope
Motherfucker, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm saying hope is dope
Motherfucker, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm saying hope is dope
Motherfucker, yeah ♪</i>

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Peace...

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Um... Simon,
my sister has arrived from...

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Throop in Dorset.

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Can you keep her occupied? I don't want
to see her until after the concert.

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I could put her
on the phones.

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Peace.

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No.

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- Envelope stuffing?
- No.

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Coffee.

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Cold drinks. Maybe she can
hold cold drinks.

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Because we want
to end this war!

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Harry, Harry!
It's a ceasefire!

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<i>The war is over.</i>

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<i>We now go live to Ukbar,</i>

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<i>where the governor is making
the shock announcement.</i>

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<i>The ceasefire
between our two nations</i>

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<i>will come into effect.</i>

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Make this go away.
Just... just make it go away.

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Make peace go away?

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Yes. You make
other things go away.

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Why can't you
make this go away?

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This isn't a story, Harry,
it's, um,

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two sovereign nations
with armies.

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This is my chance
at a Nobel Peace Prize!

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Both sides declared
the ceasefire, Harry.

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I've got Grammys, BRITs,
Tonys, Oscars!

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I... I wanna be
a world leader!

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A global humanitarian!

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Mandela, Gandhi!

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I can't do that without stopping a
war, Kate. This is my time!

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What are they talking about?

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I've no idea.

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Hi! I'm Peggy.
I'm Kate's sister.

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And her new PA.

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I'm Kate's PA.

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Oh.

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What are you looking at?

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Um, shall we get a coffee?

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Yeah, let's get a coffee.

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I've got four billion people
waiting for peace, Kate.

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Four billion people
waiting for peace!

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Why can't he wait
until Saturday?

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Damn, after Saturday he can
have all the peace he wants.

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That's it.

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We don't need to
call off the ceasefire,

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we just need a few more
days of skirmishes.

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Just skirmishes
on the border.

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I'm... I'm not following.

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We just need three more days of
fake news coming out of Georgia,

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to make it look like
the war's still on.

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Then you do the concert
on Saturday,

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then we can have peace.

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- Thanks to me.
- All thanks to you.

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Great! Good.

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You better get out there
and get on it.

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- Sorry?
- Georgia!

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I need you to go out there
and start up some skirmishes,

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with CNN, BBC,
all the major news outlets,

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whoever the hell
you need to get.

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You're always saying that one
image can change the world.

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And so...

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I want those screens
filled with despair.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you can't have
hope without despair.

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Mmm. I'm testing that theory
right now.

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Rape! Planes!

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Images of death!

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Dead kittens!

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The puppies
that can't get adopted.

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Okay? Whatever the hell
you need to do,

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just make it happen.

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Okay.

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Oh, and if you don't,
you're fired.

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Why Japan?

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'Cause they meditate
with the cows.

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Matt, hand all press liaison
over to Marie.

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Simon, hand all artist liaison
over to Ravier.

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Rape, planes, images of murder,
all the good stuff.

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For the next three days, we push
the line that this war is still on.

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Well, who's handling this
for us?

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We are.

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Yeah,
we run red carpets and press junkets.

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What do we know about war?

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Enough to fake one.

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Hello.

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Can I help
with anything?

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Can I help?

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Can I help with anything?

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Of course,
you're her new PA.

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Book us all flights.
All of us to Tbilisi.

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Hello?

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Taxi!

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Move back, move back.

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Uh, it's this way.
This way.

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This is it, this is the gate.

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Come on!

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Guys, come on!

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Those two, uh, him and him.

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And that's yours.

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This place is really big.
Have a nice flight.

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Thank you.

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He needs to go with this line for
the news at 10:00. The ceasefire is...

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- Excuse me.
- The ceasefire is...

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Miss, excuse me.

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Turn off your phone,
please. Now.

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I'll call you
when I land.

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I've never been
on a plane before.

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What are you doing?

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Trying to make
this seat go back.

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What are you doing
on the plane?

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Simon...

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Peggy's on the plane.

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Free peanuts.

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Why are you on the plane?

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You said to
book us all flights.

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I said book us all flights.

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You went like that.
I thought I was in the circle.

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Sit down.
We are taking off.

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No, it was a clerical error.
We don't want her with us.

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Sit down, please.

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- I've done it!
- Can we stop it?

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Mister, please!

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Oh, it's a disaster.

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Ooh, a shelf.

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Oh, you've got one too.

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Why are we going to Georgia?

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I am going to Georgia to
shoot some documentary footage

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for the concert.

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You are going to go straight
back home as soon as we land.

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Well, if there's
anything you need...

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I need silence.

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This is crazy.

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Look, Kate knows exactly
what she's doing.

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We're going to a warzone
and I'm wearing slip-ons.

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<i>Reports from the CIA
suggest Ukbar</i>

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<i>may have already
broken the ceasefire.</i>

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<i>Where's the evidence?</i>

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<i>Just a series of websites
that have no credibility.</i>

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<i>We haven't seen any new
images of war from the region.</i>

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<i>Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to Tugdidi Airport.</i>

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Excuse me.

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Did he say Tugdidi Airport?

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We were
diverted because of the crisis.

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Where's Tugdidi?

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The CIA has quoted
our BuzzFeed story.

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Yes. They've already
fed it to Fox News.

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Our driver's in Tbilisi.

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How are we meant
to get to Kazbegi now?

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We're meant to be
on the frontline.

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Well, Uber.

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MyTaxi.

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Urgh. Unbelievable.

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All the flights are grounded.
I'm gonna have to stick with you guys.

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I can book her into a hotel

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until they start
flying out again.

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You can stay here,
can't you?

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Yeah? Be okay?

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Yeah?

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No, she'll have to
come with us.

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- No, I can book her...
- She's coming with me,

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where I can keep
an eye on her.

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Don't tell Mum, okay?

252
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,262
Ooh, it's just so exciting!

253
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,331
Will one of you sort
some bloody transport now?

254
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,469
Harry, hi.

255
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,537
<i>Where the hell are you?</i>

256
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,405
Well, um, I don't know,
'cause we got diverted.

257
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,541
We need images, Kate.
Footage of the war.

258
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,809
Stop pissing around.

259
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,644
You have 96 hours
to fix this.

260
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,279
I only landed
half an hour ago, so...

261
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,114
If I don't get that
Nobel Peace Prize,

262
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,682
I will hold you
personally responsible.

263
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:10,117
Get it done!

264
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,385
<i>Now I have to go.</i>

265
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,320
I'm playing poker
with the Dalai Lama

266
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,756
and he cheats like a...

267
00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,626
Well?

268
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,562
Auntie Kate?

269
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,231
Don't tell me you're
taking a bloody selfie.

270
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,099
- Auntie Kate?
- What?

271
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:30,504
Uh, this man here says he'll
take us to Kazbegi for 300 lari.

272
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,506
Is that a lot?
It sounds like a lot.

273
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,676
Uh, hello.
Hello, hi.

274
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,545
Hi. Uh, we need to go here.

275
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,648
To the frontline, yeah?

276
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:44,251
Um, I'll pay you.
Me pay you.

277
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,153
No, okay, well,
tell him I'll pay him.

278
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,589
I'll pay him 2,000 lari.

279
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,092
2,000 laris.

280
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:53,828
Yes?

281
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,263
Okay, yes,
he says yes, yes.

282
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,347
When we get
where we're going, Peggy,

283
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,749
I want you to stay in the car.

284
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,819
I'm gonna stay
in the car too.

285
00:15:17,852 --> 00:15:19,252
I think I might too.

286
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,454
- No, you're coming.
- I don't want to.

287
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,556
I think this is crazy.
There, I said it.

288
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,624
You'll do it because
it's your job.

289
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:26,226
I didn't sign up for going
into a warzone, okay?

290
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,730
We didn't even go to T in the
Park because it's too dangerous.

291
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:29,931
And now we're going
to a frontline?

292
00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:31,498
Don't push me on this, Matt!

293
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,378
Kate Hemmings,
I'm Manu, the fixer.

294
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,480
Manu. Simon Boggan.

295
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:24,217
We were diverted to Tugdidi.
Nightmare.

296
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,821
Okay, what we need is, um,

297
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,556
is footage of soldiers,

298
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,392
if we can get some tanks
or artillery moving,

299
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,361
doesn't matter which way,
we can edit round that.

300
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,798
But what we need
is kinetic images,

301
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:39,332
uh, fog of war and all that.

302
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,667
Distressed locals.

303
00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:45,238
The Ukbars, they pulled out
since ceasefire.

304
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,774
Oh, okay.

305
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,009
What about the Georgian army?

306
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,676
Well, they pulled back too.

307
00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:51,813
You know, the part
of peace negotiation.

308
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:53,280
Distressed locals?

309
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,727
This is meant to be the...
the frontline.

310
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,561
You said yesterday
this was the frontline.

311
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,463
Well, it was. But then
they called the ceasefire.

312
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,531
Oh, this is a bloody disaster.

313
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:12,734
Take us to the hotel.

314
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,848
There's not many
places to stay around here,

315
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:29,616
so you have to stay
in my cousin's rooms.

316
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,054
This is the best hotel
in Kazbegi.

317
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:36,423
All rooms are booked,
but I pulled some strings.

318
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,545
We are booked up,
but we have this.

319
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,414
Okay.

320
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,316
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

321
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,019
And this one is for ladies.

322
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,392
Drink?

323
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,565
You're blowing bubbles.

324
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,802
Yeah, I like bubbles.

325
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:24,304
You're cute.

326
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,679
<i>After today's
reports of border skirmishes</i>

327
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,015
<i>on the Georgian-Ukbar border,</i>

328
00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:35,515
<i>we now hear live
from the governor.</i>

329
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,583
Yes!

330
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:40,855
<i>Lies, lies, lies.</i>

331
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:44,658
<i>The Internet is
flooded with CIA lies.</i>

332
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,128
<i>The CIA will not stop me</i>

333
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:49,831
<i>from securing peace
in our region.</i>

334
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,502
<i>What the fuck
is going on?</i>

335
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,637
Boris is up
for a Nobel Prize?

336
00:18:57,671 --> 00:18:59,774
That's the exact opposite
of what I asked you to do!

337
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,008
Well, we're working on it.

338
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:03,010
<i>I'm about to have
a seaweed wrap</i>

339
00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:05,345
with fucking Hilary Clinton!
Naked!

340
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,716
Is that her?

341
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,017
She's gone for nachos.

342
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,419
That's how committed
I am to this concert,

343
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,520
and you're just
screwing about?

344
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,722
Okay, well look,

345
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:17,657
this situation is more
complicated than we first thought.

346
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:18,860
I don't give
a fuck about that!

347
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,527
I'm your universe, Kate!

348
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,897
Obey my physics!

349
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:24,866
What? I didn't understand that.

350
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,834
Spin whatever you need
to spin, all right?

351
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,704
Just, just undermine
this ceasefire and stop Boris!

352
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:31,404
- Okay.
- <i>78 hours, Kate.</i>

353
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,840
78 hours!

354
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:34,108
Oh, God.

355
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:35,575
Nachos.

356
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,011
Oh, my God, yum.

357
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:38,846
Bye.

358
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,517
There are no budget caps.

359
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,020
We just need to think big.

360
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:47,654
Big like Kanye big.

361
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,556
Oh, sorry, sorry,
excuse me, excuse me,

362
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,591
I really need to pee!

363
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,761
- Ugh, it's Harry, again.
- Ugh!

364
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:55,629
It's a bit awkward
with everyone in here.

365
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,797
- What shall I say?
- Cut the call.

366
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,431
We've never
cut the call from Harry.

367
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,834
Cut the call.

368
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:03,037
Oh, guys, I really don't
think I can go while you're in here.

369
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,705
Mind if I sing?

370
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,140
Just to distract myself?

371
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,407
I really need to go.

372
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,744
We just need an iconic video
clip, no more than 30 seconds,

373
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,113
that says war,
conflict, genocide.

374
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:28,763
I have an idea.

375
00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:29,897
It's working!

376
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,139
More smoke here.

377
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:45,079
Cry, cry, like,
cry.

378
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,481
Cry, cry.

379
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,653
More smoke, more smoke.

380
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,493
Where's the dead kids?

381
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,862
Where are the dead kids?

382
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:05,498
And cut!

383
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,634
That was good.

384
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,205
Very good, very good.

385
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,074
That was brilliant,
well done.

386
00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:14,108
Very good.

387
00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:16,077
Okay, great.

388
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,145
Um, what are we doing again?

389
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,915
Backdrop visuals.

390
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,483
Backdrop visuals? Cool.

391
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:27,687
Okay, Manu?

392
00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:29,090
- Yes, I'm here.
- Ah.

393
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,725
We're gonna go again. We're gonna
go for the explosion now, okay?

394
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,226
Okay.

395
00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:34,561
Okay, action,
and cue explosion!

396
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:38,899
Cue explosion!

397
00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:45,605
That was pathetic.

398
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,841
Um, yeah.

399
00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:48,142
Um, Kate...

400
00:21:50,878 --> 00:21:53,080
- can I ask you a question?
- Is it annoying?

401
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,784
Okay, an observation.

402
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,253
Are we sure that
when we're at Harry's concert

403
00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:01,322
and he's singing,
that we want everyone

404
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:03,690
to see an elderly lady
being blown to bits?

405
00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:08,329
Simon,
Peggy's asking questions.

406
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:09,662
Manu.

407
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:12,867
Get off me.

408
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,201
Look, maybe you should
wait in the car.

409
00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:15,403
I'm not going to the car!

410
00:22:15,436 --> 00:22:18,139
Look, Kate doesn't want you
here, no one wants you here.

411
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:21,008
Hey, hey, she can help me
if she likes.

412
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:22,209
Well, she'll screw it up.

413
00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:23,676
Come on,
she'll be fine.

414
00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:27,580
Really big,
you know, woo.

415
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,250
I mean, it's gotta be
scary stuff.

416
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,287
Right.

417
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,622
- Come on, this is gonna be the one.
- This is it.

418
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,291
- All right.
- Sorry. Aah...

419
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:40,027
- Good thinking, Peggy, good thinking.
- Oh, nice.

420
00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:42,029
You can never have
enough dynamite.

421
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:44,131
Thank you.
You can just put it behind.

422
00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:45,866
Okay, great.

423
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,305
Okay, this is
gonna be great.

424
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:52,773
It is gonna be fantastic.

425
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:54,742
- Ready?
- Ready.

426
00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:57,078
You know what Kate says
about you, don't you?

427
00:22:57,111 --> 00:22:58,712
- What does she say?
- Fuck all.

428
00:22:58,746 --> 00:22:59,780
Ugh, these are
too small for me.

429
00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:01,382
Right, that's it.

430
00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,117
You do the clapperboard.

431
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,686
Take one. Great.

432
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:11,258
Okay, so,
one, two, three,

433
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,027
cue explosion!

434
00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,100
So good!

435
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:20,935
Certainly know
how to pack a punch.

436
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:22,837
Well done!

437
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:25,706
Oh, wow.

438
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,640
Oh, wow.

439
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,744
That was great.

440
00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:32,880
- Great.
- So, uh, good news.

441
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,281
Uh, Manu's cousin,

442
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:37,084
he's just agreed to drive
Peggy across the border,

443
00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:40,855
to Azerbaijan, where she can
get a flight home via Turkey.

444
00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:43,424
Great news, right?

445
00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:45,793
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Simon, thanks.

446
00:23:47,461 --> 00:23:48,829
Yeah, great.

447
00:23:59,306 --> 00:24:00,875
Think we got
some great footage.

448
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:02,977
Very exciting.
Very exciting.

449
00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:14,555
It's quite good,
'cause what you see is

450
00:24:14,588 --> 00:24:17,224
sort of, that look of fear in her
eyes just before she explodes.

451
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:18,325
Mmm.

452
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,761
I was wondering whether
we should make that, like,

453
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,730
more of a tear in her eye
just before...

454
00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,865
- Can you do that?
- Yeah, you can do that, yeah.

455
00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:33,340
- Hmm.
- Mmm.

456
00:24:33,374 --> 00:24:36,911
Can you put a bit more
blood around the temples,

457
00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:38,345
or would that be too much,
do you think?

458
00:24:38,379 --> 00:24:39,780
No, no, I think
the more blood the better.

459
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,348
'Cause, like,
the end of the day,

460
00:24:41,382 --> 00:24:43,317
you want people to puke,
if, if you can get them to.

461
00:24:45,853 --> 00:24:46,854
Ow!

462
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,694
Simon booked me
a flight, home.

463
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:59,233
Can you make that child's legs
a bit shorter then?

464
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:00,467
Well, like, then
they look littler

465
00:25:00,501 --> 00:25:01,802
and they look
more vulnerable,

466
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,737
- so when they get blown up, it looks better.
- Of course, yeah.

467
00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,773
So I guess this is bye.

468
00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,186
Oh, yeah!

469
00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:23,457
700 hits and that's, what?

470
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,025
How has that
happened already?

471
00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:27,127
Well, it's because
the content is disgusting.

472
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:29,964
Yeah, right there!

473
00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,398
Look at the comments.

474
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:35,536
<i>The United Nations has failed
to secure the region.</i>

475
00:25:35,569 --> 00:25:38,973
<i>Now, Harry Hope could be
the only chance of peace.</i>

476
00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:41,442
Simon...

477
00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:22,082
This is the weirdest
music video ever.

478
00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:24,785
What are you talking about?

479
00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:28,289
The video we're shooting.

480
00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:31,392
The music video.

481
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,429
Has no one told you yet?

482
00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,464
We're not making a music video.

483
00:26:37,498 --> 00:26:39,533
We're making fake news.

484
00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:41,502
We're making it look like
the war's still going on,

485
00:26:41,535 --> 00:26:43,904
so there's a reason
to have the peace concert.

486
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,241
Everything Harry does is fake.

487
00:26:48,142 --> 00:26:49,543
How do you not know that?

488
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,880
Sorry, what?

489
00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,350
Are you serious?

490
00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,018
He's not even American.

491
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,355
He's from Barking.

492
00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:11,565
Georgian wine is amazing.

493
00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:13,267
I need to talk to you.

494
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,135
Okay.

495
00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:16,470
I know.

496
00:27:18,906 --> 00:27:20,307
Why couldn't you tell me?

497
00:27:21,942 --> 00:27:23,644
Were you ever gonna tell me?

498
00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:26,480
Well, um,
it involves other people.

499
00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:28,849
- When were you gonna tell me then?
- When the time was right.

500
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:33,153
Are you okay with it?

501
00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:35,956
Yes, of course I'm okay with it.
I'm not a kid.

502
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,092
What I'm not okay with is
everyone else knowing

503
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,460
and not me,
and then I look like an idiot!

504
00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:40,928
No, of course.

505
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:44,365
I'm shocked.

506
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:46,467
Disappointed.

507
00:27:48,102 --> 00:27:49,570
How did you find out?

508
00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:51,405
Matt.

509
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:54,942
Matt?

510
00:27:55,609 --> 00:27:57,311
How does he know?

511
00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:59,079
You can't keep it from him,
can you?

512
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:03,117
You're making fake news
for Harry,

513
00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:04,651
he's the one
pointing the camera,

514
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,856
- of course he knows.
- Oh.

515
00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:10,924
I thought I was being useful

516
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,092
but actually I was
being an idiot!

517
00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,961
You're worse than Mum!

518
00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:30,444
I could've actually
been helpful.

519
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:33,313
You never gave me the chance
and now I'm going home tomorrow.

520
00:28:35,149 --> 00:28:37,384
If you wanna stay,
I can cancel the flights.

521
00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:41,155
Really?

522
00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:44,258
I can stay?

523
00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:46,427
You're not messing?

524
00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:51,398
Okay.

525
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,403
Well, if you have any more
secrets, now's your chance.

526
00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:02,710
You have to see this.

527
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,979
Come on. Quick!

528
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,155
<i>Following the distressing
images coming out of Georgia...</i>

529
00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,290
Yes!

530
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:18,492
<i>Let's hear what the governor
of Ukbar has to say...</i>

531
00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:20,194
<i>live on WNN.</i>

532
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:26,233
<i>I would like
to apologize to those</i>

533
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:30,070
<i>who lost loved ones
in today's tragedy.</i>

534
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:34,742
<i>This war's entirely
the fault of the Ukbar army.</i>

535
00:29:34,776 --> 00:29:36,043
No...

536
00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:38,512
<i>I take full responsibility</i>

537
00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:42,282
<i>and I promise to pay
reparations to the families.</i>

538
00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:45,519
<i>Please see this
not as an act of war</i>

539
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:48,055
<i>but a stumble towards peace.</i>

540
00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:52,192
<i>Now I'll read the names
of the dead.</i>

541
00:29:52,226 --> 00:29:53,594
Oh, come on!

542
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:56,363
<i>Laza Lazarask...</i>

543
00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,431
<i>Joseph Manchava...</i>

544
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:01,001
Wait, so he's apologizing
for the story we faked?

545
00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:05,672
Something that literally
never happened?

546
00:30:05,707 --> 00:30:07,274
Is this how it works?

547
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,479
Shit!

548
00:30:12,513 --> 00:30:14,716
He's played the doves card.
How can we top the doves card?

549
00:30:17,819 --> 00:30:21,655
Well, he's asking
for forgiveness

550
00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,590
for something we invented,

551
00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:28,095
so let's do
something unforgivable.

552
00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:36,069
Oh, this... is great.

553
00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,278
Oh...

554
00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,580
Oh, this is great.

555
00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:52,052
Simon, get them some drinks.

556
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,588
Quick, quick. Come on.

557
00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,591
Freezing up here.

558
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,260
All right, hold it.

559
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:01,796
Okay, and blood.

560
00:31:08,135 --> 00:31:10,805
Where the hell
did you get this from?

561
00:31:10,838 --> 00:31:14,074
A farmer used to do it back in
Trefon to scare off the kids.

562
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:17,277
With actual people?

563
00:31:17,311 --> 00:31:18,645
No!

564
00:31:18,679 --> 00:31:20,347
Cats and dogs, you freak.

565
00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:26,553
Yeah, great.

566
00:31:26,587 --> 00:31:28,288
All right, I need more lights,
more lamps.

567
00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:31,158
Okay, okay.

568
00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,295
Okay, good. Great.

569
00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:36,396
Great stuff.

570
00:31:39,901 --> 00:31:41,234
Oh, thank you.

571
00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:45,238
This is great.
Thank you.

572
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,344
You know, I'm pleased
you got on that plane.

573
00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:53,347
- Really?
- Yeah.

574
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,482
I want you to teach me
how to do it.

575
00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:56,918
I... I wanna come
and work with you

576
00:31:56,951 --> 00:31:58,452
and I wanna learn everything.

577
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:04,658
Well, you need
to be ruthless

578
00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:06,627
and keep your eye
on the prize at all times

579
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,763
even when everyone else
is losing their bottle.

580
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:12,332
Okay. Ruthless,

581
00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,500
eyes on the prize.

582
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,601
Got it.

583
00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:17,270
- Anything else?
- Gloves.

584
00:32:18,305 --> 00:32:19,874
Gloves. Got it.

585
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:22,944
No, go and get me my gloves.

586
00:32:22,977 --> 00:32:24,411
Oh.

587
00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:25,880
Okay.

588
00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:56,711
<i>You know, I'm pleased
you got on that plane.</i>

589
00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:08,321
<i>I wanna come
and work with you,</i>

590
00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:10,457
<i>and I wanna learn everything.</i>

591
00:33:15,997 --> 00:33:17,364
Cheers.

592
00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:28,810
Good news,
the tumor is gone.

593
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,384
Oh, oh, thank God!

594
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:13,620
Hi, hello!

595
00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:15,388
Hi! I'm lost!

596
00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:17,290
Do you know the way out?

597
00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:19,794
Can you help me?

598
00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:25,733
What was that?

599
00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:28,002
Rifle shots.

600
00:34:30,037 --> 00:34:31,538
It's just hunters.

601
00:34:44,118 --> 00:34:45,652
Rolling.

602
00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:47,889
- Can they make some noises?
- More noise, please!

603
00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:50,457
More pain,
like you're crucified!

604
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:54,694
What was that?

605
00:34:54,729 --> 00:34:56,496
I'm gonna go get some stills.

606
00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,645
Oh, there you are!

607
00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:12,880
Where have you been?

608
00:35:12,914 --> 00:35:15,817
Getting your bloody gloves.

609
00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:18,052
Why did it take so long?

610
00:35:18,085 --> 00:35:19,653
Did you not hear
the gunshots?

611
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,421
If I can't trust you
to go to the car,

612
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:22,656
I can't trust you
to do anything.

613
00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:23,858
Yes, I did hear them!

614
00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:26,994
Can't you hear me trying to
bloody tell you something?

615
00:35:27,028 --> 00:35:29,629
Don't speak to me like that!

616
00:35:29,663 --> 00:35:30,798
I was frightened!

617
00:35:30,832 --> 00:35:32,800
You weren't
as frightened as me!

618
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,402
I think I was!

619
00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:37,071
How could you possibly be
more frightened than me

620
00:35:37,104 --> 00:35:38,605
when I was the one
being shot at?

621
00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:40,074
Because I'm your mum!

622
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,510
You're her mum?

623
00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,879
- Matt!
- My mum.

624
00:35:44,912 --> 00:35:45,980
Matt!

625
00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:51,886
Fuck! Run!

626
00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,553
Run! Run!

627
00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:57,457
Run, run, run,
run, run, run! Run!

628
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:18,578
We're gonna die.

629
00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:19,780
There's meant
to be a ceasefire,

630
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:20,948
they're not allowed
to be shooting!

631
00:36:20,982 --> 00:36:23,784
You're the one telling everyone
the ceasefire's over!

632
00:36:23,818 --> 00:36:25,887
This is all your fault!

633
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,154
Matt is dead!

634
00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:28,890
They shot me in the arm.

635
00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,491
Okay, well, we need to surrender.
We need to surrender.

636
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:32,860
You, you go out there and you,

637
00:36:32,894 --> 00:36:35,196
you tell them that we're British

638
00:36:35,229 --> 00:36:36,663
and that we're very important.

639
00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:39,200
And they need
to look after us.

640
00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:41,035
No! No, no, no, no. No.

641
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,770
No.

642
00:36:42,803 --> 00:36:44,071
No.

643
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:50,644
Hello?

644
00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:54,715
We are British women and we,
we'd love to surrender.

645
00:37:00,254 --> 00:37:01,822
Oh!

646
00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:06,928
That's my arm!

647
00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,630
I'm getting you out of here!

648
00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,944
I can't believe
you're my mum.

649
00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:18,132
Oh, I'm so cold.

650
00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:21,068
Freezing.

651
00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:24,071
Clo... clo...

652
00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:27,141
Clothes off, off, off, off.

653
00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,843
Why?

654
00:38:32,346 --> 00:38:36,250
- Hypo... thermia.
- Oh, it's freezing.

655
00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:47,328
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm so...

656
00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:59,073
She... warm.

657
00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:10,284
She's... wa...

658
00:39:11,385 --> 00:39:12,619
Warm.

659
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,299
Shh...

660
00:39:25,332 --> 00:39:26,599
Shh...

661
00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:33,606
Careful!

662
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,608
Careful. It's got horns.

663
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,824
There's no fucking way
I'm cuddling a cow.

664
00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:58,032
Can't we just cut her open
like in... "Star Wars"?

665
00:40:05,106 --> 00:40:07,607
Oh, God. Oh, no.

666
00:40:15,316 --> 00:40:16,350
Ugh.

667
00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:26,127
Ugh!

668
00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:33,968
Is it true?

669
00:40:36,203 --> 00:40:38,172
Your mum and dad
are your parents,

670
00:40:38,205 --> 00:40:39,340
that's all you need to know.

671
00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:43,878
What happened?

672
00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:45,279
I'll never replace your mum.

673
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,781
I know that.

674
00:40:47,815 --> 00:40:50,251
You... you'd be a terrible mum.

675
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,959
What happened then?

676
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,796
Who's my biological dad?

677
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,736
He was a seasonal worker...

678
00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:11,872
on Hopkins Farm.

679
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,109
I was 15.

680
00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:17,411
It was one night,

681
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,281
in a barn.

682
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:25,319
By the time I realized
I was pregnant, he was gone.

683
00:41:26,187 --> 00:41:27,788
What happened then?

684
00:41:30,491 --> 00:41:32,293
I had to tell my mum.

685
00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:36,964
Which was awful.

686
00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:39,867
The worst day of my life.

687
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,469
And so my mum,
sort of, took over.

688
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:44,205
She made up the story.

689
00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:47,808
She put a cushion
under her clothes

690
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,910
and I was sent away
for a few months.

691
00:41:51,445 --> 00:41:53,047
When you were born,

692
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:58,052
Mum came and that was it.

693
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,357
It must've been awful for you.

694
00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:08,362
It was.

695
00:42:11,265 --> 00:42:12,433
It was.

696
00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:17,171
I've never done this with...

697
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:19,807
my other mum.

698
00:42:22,109 --> 00:42:23,944
What should I call you now?

699
00:42:24,511 --> 00:42:25,746
Bollocks.

700
00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:46,267
Oh, thank you.

701
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:49,470
That's great, thank you.

702
00:42:52,072 --> 00:42:53,240
Thank you.

703
00:42:55,576 --> 00:43:00,047
Oh, yeah, once these are dry,
we can set off.

704
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,216
- There are no streetlights.
- We need to get out of here.

705
00:43:03,951 --> 00:43:05,252
It's pitch back out there.

706
00:43:05,286 --> 00:43:07,087
We'll have to wait
until morning.

707
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:11,992
Okay, tomorrow
we can walk around

708
00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:14,094
and we can find
somewhere with Internet,

709
00:43:14,128 --> 00:43:15,062
we'll get hold of Manu

710
00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:16,997
and he can get us the hell
out of Georgia.

711
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:18,032
Hmm.

712
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:20,167
Excuse me, um,

713
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,269
do you have
an iPhone 8 charger?

714
00:43:24,238 --> 00:43:25,839
'Cause mine's run
out of battery.

715
00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:34,048
No, of course not.
It's a silly question.

716
00:43:34,081 --> 00:43:36,350
Just wondered.

717
00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:40,954
Ugh.

718
00:43:48,062 --> 00:43:50,364
Goal!

719
00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:52,366
"I am deeply sorry

720
00:43:53,901 --> 00:43:57,871
to have to tell you that
there's been an accident

721
00:43:58,539 --> 00:44:01,342
and Matt has been shot

722
00:44:02,343 --> 00:44:05,079
whilst taking stills

723
00:44:05,112 --> 00:44:06,947
for our latest campaign."

724
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:08,115
What?

725
00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:10,017
It's just...

726
00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:11,518
- Go on, what?
- I dunno.

727
00:44:11,552 --> 00:44:14,121
Well, I'm in the
middle of it, so...

728
00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:18,125
Why not make it
sound like he was brave?

729
00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:20,961
This is stressful enough
without notes.

730
00:44:23,964 --> 00:44:26,300
I dunno. If it was me,
I'd like you to tell Mum

731
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,002
that I died
doing something brave.

732
00:44:30,037 --> 00:44:32,106
- Don't say that.
- Well...

733
00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:36,009
You said his parents
were proud, right?

734
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:37,644
Hmm.

735
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,413
So, why not give them
one last thing

736
00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:40,614
to be proud of him for?

737
00:44:42,616 --> 00:44:43,617
Here.

738
00:44:48,122 --> 00:44:51,558
"On a film shoot

739
00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:55,295
in a forest in Georgia,

740
00:44:55,329 --> 00:45:01,068
Matt and his team
got caught in firefight.

741
00:45:06,741 --> 00:45:10,644
<i>He was the only one
not to panic.</i>

742
00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:16,250
<i>One by one,</i>

743
00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:19,486
<i>he made sure
all of us were safe,</i>

744
00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:24,224
<i>but then he realized</i>

745
00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:28,328
<i>the six-year-old refugee girl
was still in danger.</i>

746
00:45:28,362 --> 00:45:33,367
<i>Despite all of us saying it
was too dangerous to go back,</i>

747
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,569
<i>begging him to stay.</i>

748
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:39,173
<i>Yes, despite us
begging him to stay,</i>

749
00:45:39,206 --> 00:45:41,308
<i>Matt ran to rescue the child."</i>

750
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:44,244
<i>No.</i>

751
00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:46,413
<i>"Children.</i>

752
00:45:51,185 --> 00:45:55,022
<i>Once Matt was sure
they were safe,</i>

753
00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:57,691
<i>he allowed his injuries
to take hold of him...</i>

754
00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:02,396
<i>and he died.</i>

755
00:46:09,336 --> 00:46:10,637
<i>His last words were..."</i>

756
00:46:11,706 --> 00:46:14,742
Tell Mum and Dad I love them

757
00:46:14,776 --> 00:46:16,210
and I'm sorry.

758
00:46:16,243 --> 00:46:17,244
No.

759
00:46:20,581 --> 00:46:24,084
<i>Tell Mum and Dad
and Peggy and Kate</i>

760
00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:26,019
I love them,

761
00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:27,521
and thank you for everything.

762
00:46:28,823 --> 00:46:32,025
Oh, that's a great story.

763
00:46:32,693 --> 00:46:33,994
I know.

764
00:46:34,929 --> 00:46:37,297
It's a shame
to waste it on the parents.

765
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:52,546
It's a great story.

766
00:46:56,851 --> 00:46:59,086
Yeah. Yeah, Harry?

767
00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:01,154
Yeah, where are you?

768
00:47:01,856 --> 00:47:03,357
Okay, stay right where you are.

769
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:05,292
I'm coming to you, yeah?

770
00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:08,095
Oh, we've got complete control
of the story.

771
00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,597
Oh, yeah. Okay, bye.

772
00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,703
The nation mourns the passing
of Matt Townsley.

773
00:47:15,737 --> 00:47:18,438
WNN is at the family home,
to hear Harry Hope

774
00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:20,173
<i>pay tribute to this brave
young man now.</i>

775
00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:21,843
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

776
00:47:21,876 --> 00:47:23,811
May I present
Veronica Townsley

777
00:47:23,845 --> 00:47:26,446
and rock legend Harry Hope.

778
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,284
Listen, he was...
he was so selfless. He was.

779
00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:32,085
It was typical of the Matt
that I knew

780
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:34,488
that he died helping others.

781
00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:36,323
That's why in 48 hours

782
00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:39,426
we're putting on the world's
biggest concert for peace.

783
00:47:39,459 --> 00:47:41,796
<i>We need it now more than ever.</i>

784
00:47:41,829 --> 00:47:44,298
<i>Don't do it for me,
do it for Matt.</i>

785
00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:45,532
Mathaniel.

786
00:47:46,099 --> 00:47:48,468
He always smelled of rose

787
00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:50,337
and he looks like
Terrence Howard, look at him.

788
00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:53,440
He's got green eyes
that you can get lost in.

789
00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:55,843
He's got Caucasian eyes
on a black body, that's rare.

790
00:47:55,877 --> 00:47:57,477
Do it for him.

791
00:47:59,847 --> 00:48:02,750
What's he saying?
What's he saying?

792
00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:05,753
He says he can't get
a car to us,

793
00:48:05,787 --> 00:48:07,120
they've closed the roads,

794
00:48:07,154 --> 00:48:09,356
but if we follow the river
south to Bagero,

795
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:11,558
there's a UNICEF camp,

796
00:48:11,592 --> 00:48:13,293
and he'll arrange transport
for us from there.

797
00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:15,629
Okay.

798
00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:17,431
Okay, we can set off
tomorrow morning

799
00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:20,267
and get you back
to Throop in Dorset

800
00:48:20,868 --> 00:48:22,636
and the farm,

801
00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:25,238
and you can forget
about all this.

802
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:26,808
Great.

803
00:48:28,776 --> 00:48:30,344
Mathaniel Townsley:

804
00:48:30,377 --> 00:48:33,547
journalist, humanitarian, hero.

805
00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,687
Mr. Governor,
why was Mathaniel shot

806
00:48:40,722 --> 00:48:42,589
when he was trying
to save children?

807
00:48:44,191 --> 00:48:47,494
What kind of journalist wears
a military uniform?

808
00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:49,630
He's a spy.

809
00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:53,166
<i>Alleged war criminal
Matt Townsley</i>

810
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,802
is accused of torture
and murder,

811
00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:56,938
as shocking pictures
emerge on the Internet.

812
00:49:03,077 --> 00:49:04,879
Mr. <i>Hope,</i>
<i>Matt Townsley worked for you.</i>

813
00:49:04,912 --> 00:49:06,246
Why was he out there?

814
00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:08,448
Harry, no. No. No.

815
00:49:08,482 --> 00:49:10,752
Okay, that's top secret
and, um,

816
00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:13,286
I'm not at liberty to divulge
that type of information.

817
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,322
Was he spying
on the Ukbar military?

818
00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:16,724
- Yep!
- No.

819
00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,793
All right,
don't forget, people,

820
00:49:18,826 --> 00:49:21,194
best concert that
you ever gonna see,

821
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,362
<i>in two days.</i>

822
00:49:22,396 --> 00:49:24,398
<i>For peace, right?</i>

823
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:29,536
Again, this spy
is concrete evidence

824
00:49:29,569 --> 00:49:32,439
of British efforts
to undermine our state.

825
00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:36,176
The ceasefire is over.

826
00:49:37,544 --> 00:49:40,647
Ukbar is at war with Georgia.

827
00:49:51,558 --> 00:49:53,527
Harry.

828
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,829
<i>What the hell
have you done, Kate?</i>

829
00:49:54,862 --> 00:49:56,329
<i>You started World War III!</i>

830
00:49:56,363 --> 00:49:59,399
What? No, I was just
on the toilet.

831
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:00,968
I said skirmishes!

832
00:50:01,002 --> 00:50:03,670
You know what a skirmish is,
don't you? A skirmish?

833
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:05,740
Skirmish? Can you stop
saying "skirmish"?

834
00:50:05,773 --> 00:50:07,441
That story that you
put out about Matt?

835
00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:09,944
Now America is sending
troops into Georgia.

836
00:50:09,977 --> 00:50:12,013
- What are you talking about?
- <i>Ground troops!</i>

837
00:50:12,046 --> 00:50:14,749
Boots on the ground!
It's a full-scale invasion!

838
00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:16,718
<i>And the Europeans
are on the other side.</i>

839
00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:18,920
<i>That's Americans and British,</i>

840
00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:21,856
<i>husbands and sons,
all fighting!</i>

841
00:50:21,889 --> 00:50:23,791
Nobody wants a peace
concert anymore!

842
00:50:23,825 --> 00:50:25,392
Everybody wants to win!

843
00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:26,493
Kate!

844
00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:28,695
<i>I'll never win
a Nobel Prize now!</i>

845
00:50:28,730 --> 00:50:30,998
- Come quick!
- <i>Kate! Where you going?</i>

846
00:50:31,032 --> 00:50:32,632
<i>You have fucked up my life,</i>

847
00:50:32,666 --> 00:50:34,234
and now I'm gonna fuck yours!

848
00:50:36,070 --> 00:50:38,472
Limo driver, pull over
and give me some head.

849
00:50:40,507 --> 00:50:42,576
No! No, no, no.

850
00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:44,779
No, no, no!

851
00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:46,748
No, no!

852
00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:51,551
No, no, no! No!

853
00:50:53,553 --> 00:50:55,790
No, I can't start a war!

854
00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:57,792
No.

855
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:00,027
This is great though,
this is exactly what we wanted!

856
00:51:00,061 --> 00:51:02,395
Hello! Hi! No, no, no.

857
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:03,497
Hi. Hello.

858
00:51:05,032 --> 00:51:06,701
There's been a bit of a mix-up.

859
00:51:08,069 --> 00:51:10,004
There's actually no war
going on.

860
00:51:11,139 --> 00:51:13,975
So you're not needed.
Do you mind turning around?

861
00:51:14,008 --> 00:51:15,642
Turn around now.

862
00:51:15,675 --> 00:51:17,310
Do you speak English?

863
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:18,478
He doesn't even speak English.

864
00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:24,484
Ah, thank you.

865
00:51:24,518 --> 00:51:27,454
Hello. Finally,
someone in charge.

866
00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:29,757
Well, there's been, um,
a bit of a mix-up basically,

867
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:30,892
and just a clerical error!

868
00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:41,836
It's okay, come on.

869
00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:42,937
Over here.

870
00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:44,972
Come on.

871
00:51:54,715 --> 00:51:56,316
I only sent an email.

872
00:51:57,484 --> 00:51:59,586
- We sent an email.
- This is ridiculous.

873
00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:01,621
This should not be allowed to happen.

874
00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:03,456
Someone should be checking
this kind of stuff.

875
00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:05,026
It's ridiculous
this can happen.

876
00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:24,611
Wow.

877
00:52:42,596 --> 00:52:44,464
Oh, now what?

878
00:52:47,902 --> 00:52:49,904
Oh... what do they want?

879
00:52:53,107 --> 00:52:55,442
Oh.

880
00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:59,080
- I think they think you're some kind of leader.
- Oh, my gosh.

881
00:53:04,484 --> 00:53:05,720
Um...

882
00:53:06,653 --> 00:53:08,588
So... Sorry, what?

883
00:53:08,622 --> 00:53:10,657
He says you've made him
feel very happy,

884
00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:12,093
and he will fight for you.

885
00:53:14,128 --> 00:53:16,463
Oh, no, no, no, no.

886
00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:17,865
No, there's no war,

887
00:53:17,899 --> 00:53:20,835
so go back to farming

888
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:22,569
or whatever it is you do.

889
00:53:31,611 --> 00:53:34,547
No, he says you're the
chosen leader of the Georgian resistance.

890
00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:38,152
Well, I... I'm...

891
00:53:38,185 --> 00:53:40,721
I'm not the leader
of the resistance,

892
00:53:40,755 --> 00:53:43,124
I just handle publicity
and events.

893
00:53:43,157 --> 00:53:44,792
Um...

894
00:53:46,093 --> 00:53:48,930
But... see you later.

895
00:53:50,831 --> 00:53:52,565
- Help me get down.
- Yeah.

896
00:53:52,599 --> 00:53:54,601
- See you in a bit.
- Thank you.

897
00:53:54,634 --> 00:53:55,937
Thank you so much.

898
00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:57,805
- Thank you!
- Right.

899
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,175
Run, run, run. Run.

900
00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,779
Thank you so much.

901
00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:15,723
Ah, I hope Manu is
true to his word,

902
00:54:15,756 --> 00:54:17,792
because if we get to Bagero and he's not there...

903
00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:19,093
...I don't know how we're
gonna get out of here.

904
00:54:19,126 --> 00:54:20,694
Oh, Kate.

905
00:54:20,728 --> 00:54:22,462
- Kate.
- Huh?

906
00:54:23,097 --> 00:54:25,465
Oh, for God's sake!

907
00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:32,073
- Shoo!
- Er, Kate. Kate.

908
00:54:32,106 --> 00:54:33,808
- Shoo!
- Kate!

909
00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:34,875
Shoo! Shoo!

910
00:54:34,909 --> 00:54:38,980
Kate... they could be...

911
00:54:39,013 --> 00:54:42,049
I dunno, they could be
kind of useful.

912
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,684
You know, we might be able
to use them.

913
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,686
They'll know the way to Bagero.

914
00:54:49,622 --> 00:54:51,826
- Bagero!
- Bagero?

915
00:54:52,927 --> 00:54:54,295
Fast, take us there.

916
00:54:54,328 --> 00:54:55,528
Yes.

917
00:54:55,863 --> 00:54:56,931
Great.

918
00:55:02,036 --> 00:55:05,006
We're watching this very
dangerous situation unfold

919
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:08,142
<i>as US and European troops
prepare for all-out war.</i>

920
00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:12,913
- Harry.
- <i>Where the hell are you?</i>

921
00:55:12,947 --> 00:55:14,248
Listen, I know you sacked me

922
00:55:14,281 --> 00:55:16,217
and told me to go and die
in a fire,

923
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:19,086
but listen, I have an idea
that might interest you.

924
00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:23,690
I know where Kate is.

925
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:31,899
<i>You were
told not to start World War III!</i>

926
00:55:31,932 --> 00:55:34,068
- It's Harry Hope, sir.
- <i>Who do you think I am?</i>

927
00:55:34,101 --> 00:55:35,703
The pop star?

928
00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,740
- Mr. Hope.
- <i>Hi, Boris.</i>

929
00:55:39,774 --> 00:55:43,344
I have some information about a
propaganda campaign against you.

930
00:55:43,377 --> 00:55:46,914
Now, I don't know who
they're working for, but, uh,

931
00:55:46,947 --> 00:55:49,283
I do have their names
and last location.

932
00:55:49,316 --> 00:55:51,118
Why are you telling me this?

933
00:55:51,152 --> 00:55:52,153
If you can stop them,

934
00:55:52,186 --> 00:55:55,222
perhaps we can both have
the peace that we want.

935
00:55:55,256 --> 00:55:59,126
<i>I give her to you and in return,
we declare peace together.</i>

936
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,929
- Go on.
- <i>Her name is Kate Hemming.</i>

937
00:56:01,962 --> 00:56:05,232
<i>She's outside a town called
Telavi in Georgia.</i>

938
00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:08,102
<i>I think a few years of POW
would do her good.</i>

939
00:56:09,669 --> 00:56:11,305
Thank you, Mr. Hope.

940
00:56:11,338 --> 00:56:13,274
I loved your last album.

941
00:56:14,375 --> 00:56:15,876
But not the new one.

942
00:56:19,646 --> 00:56:21,315
Get me the Georgians
on the phone.

943
00:56:43,170 --> 00:56:45,840
I've suddenly got
a massive wave of deja vu.

944
00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:47,607
- This place seems really familiar.
- Hmm?

945
00:56:48,175 --> 00:56:50,111
Oh, gosh, I'm exhausted.

946
00:56:50,144 --> 00:56:52,146
I could murder
a cup of tea.

947
00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:57,818
- Oh...
- Oh, God, we're in a warzone.

948
00:56:57,852 --> 00:56:59,787
What are you doing? Um...

949
00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:03,757
Wh... Um...

950
00:57:05,426 --> 00:57:06,827
Hello.

951
00:57:06,861 --> 00:57:08,262
Um, can we get past, please?

952
00:57:08,295 --> 00:57:10,064
We're trying
to head to Bagero.

953
00:57:10,097 --> 00:57:11,899
I think they think
we're trying to attack them.

954
00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:18,172
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop talking, everyone.

955
00:57:18,205 --> 00:57:19,206
Stop.

956
00:57:19,907 --> 00:57:20,908
Hi.

957
00:57:22,910 --> 00:57:24,078
Do you speak English?

958
00:57:24,945 --> 00:57:25,980
No?

959
00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:28,215
Hi. I'm, um...

960
00:57:28,249 --> 00:57:33,888
I'm the leader, uh,
of the Georgian resistance.

961
00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:38,826
So... queen, if you will.

962
00:57:38,859 --> 00:57:43,297
These people are my men,
and they will do as I say.

963
00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:46,167
No! Please, I'm doing my leader thing!

964
00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:50,070
We really need to get to Bagero,

965
00:57:50,104 --> 00:57:54,141
so if we put down our
weapons and declare peace,

966
00:57:54,175 --> 00:57:55,376
would you kindly
let us pass, please?

967
00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:57,444
It's really quite urgent.

968
00:57:57,478 --> 00:57:59,780
I'm the leader
and I declare peace.

969
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:01,448
- Peace.
- Peace.

970
00:58:01,482 --> 00:58:03,284
No! I declare peace.

971
00:58:03,317 --> 00:58:04,952
Put down your fucking guns.

972
00:58:04,985 --> 00:58:07,221
Put your guns down
and your hands up.

973
00:58:07,254 --> 00:58:09,456
Gun... Put your bloody...
Put it on the fucking floor.

974
00:58:09,490 --> 00:58:11,158
Great. Hands up!

975
00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:12,359
Hands up!

976
00:58:12,393 --> 00:58:13,661
Guns down, hands up!

977
00:58:13,693 --> 00:58:16,696
See? It's a ceasefire.
They're gonna let us past. It's fine.

978
00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:18,732
Great.

979
00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:21,402
There, it's a ceasefire.

980
00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:22,836
How difficult was that?

981
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:40,921
I think we confused peace
with surrender, you know?

982
00:58:42,423 --> 00:58:44,992
Can you not tell your mum
about this?

983
00:58:45,025 --> 00:58:46,193
She doesn't even know
that I'm here.

984
00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:49,797
You said she agreed to let
you come to the concert.

985
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:50,864
Yeah, I lied.

986
00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:55,035
- Dear God.
- Yeah, I was ruthless.

987
00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:58,939
Anyway, you're my mum
and you said it was okay.

988
00:59:15,089 --> 00:59:16,156
What are they doing?

989
00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:18,459
Bite my blindfold.

990
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:23,797
That's it.

991
00:59:26,433 --> 00:59:28,068
Let me see.
Let me see.

992
00:59:28,535 --> 00:59:30,004
Oh, come on.

993
00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:36,410
- Oh, what?
- They're playing football with the Georgians.

994
00:59:36,443 --> 00:59:39,847
It... It's like that game the British
and the Germans played in World War I.

995
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,049
This is it. This is the
photo that can stop the war.

996
00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:42,916
We need to get it online.

997
00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,485
We can fake this,
we can fake a peace.

998
00:59:44,518 --> 00:59:45,886
Why didn't they
ask us to play?

999
00:59:45,919 --> 00:59:47,288
If we can fake a war,
we can fake a peace.

1000
00:59:47,321 --> 00:59:49,156
- Where's your camera?
- I don't have a camera.

1001
00:59:49,189 --> 00:59:51,025
- Get your camera.
- I don't have a camera!

1002
00:59:51,058 --> 00:59:53,260
He's got a phone.
Excuse me?

1003
00:59:53,294 --> 00:59:56,363
Can you cut our hands free?
Cut our hands free.

1004
00:59:56,397 --> 00:59:59,500
I... If you can take photos
and put them online, I'll pay you.

1005
00:59:59,533 --> 01:00:01,035
- Okay.
- I'll pay you millions.

1006
01:00:01,068 --> 01:00:02,303
Millions.
You'll be a millionaire.

1007
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,371
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, this is it!

1008
01:00:04,405 --> 01:00:06,974
Get the photo. Fuck, this is
some kind of fucking torture.

1009
01:00:07,007 --> 01:00:09,043
Did you get it?

1010
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:12,880
That's wonderful. Did you get it?
Show me, show me.

1011
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:14,948
Yes, that's it. That's the
image that's gonna stop the war.

1012
01:00:14,982 --> 01:00:16,283
They'll demand peace.

1013
01:00:16,317 --> 01:00:19,386
So... so tweet it.
Hashtag "Ukbar soldiers

1014
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,555
"heal world in... in... in..."

1015
01:00:21,588 --> 01:00:22,623
- Where are we?
- Kazbegi.

1016
01:00:22,656 --> 01:00:26,493
"Kazbegi." Er, hashtag "peace,"
hashtag "no war."

1017
01:00:26,527 --> 01:00:28,595
Send it.
Have you sent it?

1018
01:00:29,229 --> 01:00:31,332
Yeah? Yeah?

1019
01:00:31,365 --> 01:00:33,867
No reception.

1020
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,471
No, no, no, no, the phone! No!

1021
01:01:10,504 --> 01:01:12,306
- Kate!
- The phone!

1022
01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:14,141
Kate!

1023
01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:15,976
- Over there!
- Out my way!

1024
01:01:19,146 --> 01:01:21,382
I'll pay you.
I'll pay you from England.

1025
01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:23,584
- Just give it to me. I'm quite well off.
- Keep it in her hand.

1026
01:01:23,617 --> 01:01:26,120
Oh, no!

1027
01:01:26,153 --> 01:01:27,521
Where's the phone?

1028
01:01:36,964 --> 01:01:39,400
Kate, come on, this way.

1029
01:01:40,501 --> 01:01:41,502
Okay.

1030
01:01:44,638 --> 01:01:46,440
Oh, yeah.

1031
01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:48,575
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, here it goes, it's coming.

1032
01:01:48,609 --> 01:01:51,044
- You have to rub it really hard.
- Huh?

1033
01:01:51,078 --> 01:01:54,014
- Can you feel it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's coming.

1034
01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:55,416
- Oh, I can feel mine.
- Ooh!

1035
01:01:55,449 --> 01:01:57,251
Ah! I've done it! Okay.

1036
01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,153
Come on. Okay.

1037
01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:03,424
Yeah, get the phone.

1038
01:02:06,093 --> 01:02:07,361
Okay.

1039
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,003
Put the gun down!
Put it down now!

1040
01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:18,539
And fuck off!

1041
01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:22,176
Get in the car.
Sorry.

1042
01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:23,310
Okay.

1043
01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:28,482
Go, go, go, go, go, go.

1044
01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:39,359
Oh, God, it's in
bloody gobbledygook.

1045
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:40,728
If I can just
upload this photo

1046
01:02:40,762 --> 01:02:42,496
and then send it
to <i>The Guardian</i>

1047
01:02:42,529 --> 01:02:44,298
and <i>The New York Times,</i>

1048
01:02:44,331 --> 01:02:46,066
and we'll get it published
in a few hours,

1049
01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:47,735
maybe before
the fighting starts.

1050
01:02:47,769 --> 01:02:49,102
I'm gonna fake this piece.

1051
01:02:49,136 --> 01:02:51,305
We can turn this around,
we can get the concert back on with this.

1052
01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:54,241
What the fuck?

1053
01:02:57,745 --> 01:03:00,113
- Was that... Was that a person? That was a person.
- Keep shooting.

1054
01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:02,015
- At what?
- At the soldier.

1055
01:03:03,217 --> 01:03:04,752
Do you think it killed him?

1056
01:03:04,786 --> 01:03:06,353
- We killed him.
- He's a soldier, it doesn't count.

1057
01:03:06,386 --> 01:03:07,421
This is war, okay?

1058
01:03:07,454 --> 01:03:09,323
Everyone knows it's okay
to kill soldiers in a war.

1059
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:10,725
- That's what they're there for.
- Really?

1060
01:03:10,758 --> 01:03:11,860
We're not stopping
at anything, okay?

1061
01:03:11,893 --> 01:03:13,795
We're gonna fake that peace
and get that concert on.

1062
01:03:13,828 --> 01:03:15,162
Okay.

1063
01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:16,396
You know, I think
you can do this job.

1064
01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:17,464
I love this job.

1065
01:03:17,498 --> 01:03:18,565
I think you might
be better than me.

1066
01:03:19,801 --> 01:03:21,535
Watch out, watch out.

1067
01:04:14,454 --> 01:04:16,356
No. No, the phone.

1068
01:04:16,390 --> 01:04:18,125
- No, leave it, leave it! It's gone, it's gone!
- Get off.

1069
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,193
- I can get it, I can get it.
- It's gone.

1070
01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:23,798
Why didn't you look
where you were going?

1071
01:04:23,831 --> 01:04:25,332
I was trying
to get us out safely.

1072
01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:27,234
That phone was gonna
stop the war.

1073
01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:29,403
That... That phone was
going to save the concert.

1074
01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:30,738
What have I got now?
What have I got?

1075
01:04:30,772 --> 01:04:32,172
- We can still try and...
- I've got nothing.

1076
01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:33,841
No, you've ruined my life!

1077
01:04:39,613 --> 01:04:40,614
Fuck.

1078
01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:10,745
Wait. Which way?

1079
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:14,514
Which way did we...

1080
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:17,551
Which way should we...

1081
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:19,453
Oh, no, I... I can't.

1082
01:05:19,486 --> 01:05:22,556
I can't fucking
take this anymore!

1083
01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:25,158
Oh, fu...
Ow, ow, ow!

1084
01:05:25,192 --> 01:05:27,227
Ow, ow!

1085
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,362
Ow!

1086
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,598
Oh.

1087
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,602
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1088
01:05:35,636 --> 01:05:38,372
I'm sorry I said
you ruined my life.

1089
01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:39,874
- It's okay.
- No.

1090
01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:42,576
I didn't mean it.

1091
01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:44,478
It's just,
this has been my whole life.

1092
01:05:44,511 --> 01:05:47,180
I've...
I've sacrificed everything.

1093
01:05:48,215 --> 01:05:49,249
No, you haven't.

1094
01:05:50,084 --> 01:05:52,452
I have.
I've started World War III.

1095
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:54,789
It's not that bad.

1096
01:05:54,822 --> 01:05:56,623
You know, I know it's hard
for you to understand,

1097
01:05:56,657 --> 01:05:58,592
because you've lived in the same
fucking village all your life,

1098
01:05:58,625 --> 01:05:59,827
but this is my life!

1099
01:06:00,895 --> 01:06:03,430
Without my job,
I have nothing.

1100
01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:09,436
You have me.

1101
01:06:13,775 --> 01:06:14,776
Come here.

1102
01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:24,251
I love you.

1103
01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:32,592
Don't move.

1104
01:06:35,997 --> 01:06:39,299
Kate, there's a gun
in my face.

1105
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:41,201
Me, too.

1106
01:06:43,004 --> 01:06:44,438
Glad it's not just me, then.

1107
01:06:48,442 --> 01:06:50,845
<i>The soldiers
have captured Kate Hemmings.</i>

1108
01:06:50,878 --> 01:06:53,014
<i>The handover
is in 12 hours.</i>

1109
01:06:53,047 --> 01:06:55,783
<i>Great!
I'm coming over for the photo op.</i>

1110
01:06:57,517 --> 01:06:58,986
<i>I'm gonna
nail this piece!</i>

1111
01:07:01,288 --> 01:07:03,623
Hey, Boris,
I'm in Georgia.

1112
01:07:04,391 --> 01:07:05,459
See you soon.

1113
01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:38,658
Okay.

1114
01:07:38,692 --> 01:07:40,027
Thank you, thank you.

1115
01:07:40,061 --> 01:07:42,662
- This way, please.
- Er, where are we?

1116
01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:46,067
- This is Borgero.
- Ah.

1117
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:49,536
- Oh, okay.
- The most heavily defended part of our border.

1118
01:07:49,569 --> 01:07:51,638
Over there, this is Ukbar.

1119
01:07:52,572 --> 01:07:53,573
Let's go.

1120
01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:07,955
What is going on?

1121
01:08:07,989 --> 01:08:10,958
Let's just do as they say.
Maybe we can get out of here, okay?

1122
01:08:10,992 --> 01:08:14,729
I wish
we could stop this war,

1123
01:08:14,762 --> 01:08:19,066
you know, not for Boris
or for Harry or for anyone,

1124
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:23,403
just 'cause
it's the right thing to do.

1125
01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:25,907
And that's what got me so
excited about the peace concert.

1126
01:08:27,775 --> 01:08:30,443
Well, now you realize
what it's really all about,

1127
01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:33,080
just egos and money.

1128
01:08:33,114 --> 01:08:36,383
Why do we have to wait for them
to tell us what to do?

1129
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,952
Well, because they've
chained us to a chair.

1130
01:08:37,985 --> 01:08:40,687
- No, I mean in life.
- Oh.

1131
01:08:40,721 --> 01:08:44,558
Why can't we
just stop the war for us?

1132
01:08:45,659 --> 01:08:47,394
We're the ones
doing all the work.

1133
01:08:48,628 --> 01:08:50,064
Why can't we just...

1134
01:08:51,665 --> 01:08:53,567
work for ourselves
for a change?

1135
01:08:57,705 --> 01:08:59,707
The generals
have confirmed your identity.

1136
01:08:59,740 --> 01:09:01,075
Oh, thank God.

1137
01:09:01,108 --> 01:09:03,044
We're gonna give you
to the Ukbars

1138
01:09:03,077 --> 01:09:05,713
in exchange for four paratroopers
they've taken prisoner.

1139
01:09:06,848 --> 01:09:08,448
- What?
- I know.

1140
01:09:08,481 --> 01:09:09,549
Great news.

1141
01:09:12,619 --> 01:09:15,388
Can... Can we talk about this?
We need to talk about this.

1142
01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:17,591
- Kate!
- Oh, Manu! Manu, you need to help us!

1143
01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:19,126
- I'll try to talk to someone.
- Please do something!

1144
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,127
They're handing us over
to the Ukbars.

1145
01:09:20,161 --> 01:09:22,763
Don't be afraid, Kate!
Don't be afraid.

1146
01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:24,765
Just her.

1147
01:09:25,498 --> 01:09:26,666
You stay here.

1148
01:09:26,701 --> 01:09:28,169
They wouldn't give us
anything for you.

1149
01:09:28,202 --> 01:09:29,837
No, no, Kate.

1150
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:32,405
- Go, stay with Manu. Stay with Manu.
- No. Kate!

1151
01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:36,844
We'll get you home, Peggy.

1152
01:09:36,878 --> 01:09:38,846
I'm not going
anywhere without Kate.

1153
01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:41,481
What's going on?

1154
01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:44,151
What's he doing here?

1155
01:09:44,185 --> 01:09:45,019
Oh, what the...
Hey, come on.

1156
01:09:45,052 --> 01:09:46,854
Harry,
I'm Kate Hemmings's daughter.

1157
01:09:46,888 --> 01:09:47,922
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1158
01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:49,589
Kate Hemming ain't got
no daughter.

1159
01:09:49,623 --> 01:09:51,192
Yes, she does,
and it's me.

1160
01:09:51,225 --> 01:09:53,493
And she's just been taken prisoner by
the Georgian army to give to the Ukbars

1161
01:09:53,526 --> 01:09:54,862
in exchange
for some paratroopers,

1162
01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:56,696
so you need to do
something about it now!

1163
01:09:56,731 --> 01:10:00,167
Oh! You really
are her daughter, huh?

1164
01:10:00,201 --> 01:10:03,436
Look at you.
Like a splitting image of her.

1165
01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:04,571
You need to do
something about it.

1166
01:10:04,604 --> 01:10:06,207
She's going
to no-man's-land.

1167
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,909
I'm not gonna help her.

1168
01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:09,944
I'm the one who sold her
at the border.

1169
01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:14,749
Oh! Argh!

1170
01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:17,550
- My fur is on the ground. I'm not a barn animal!
- Hostage exchange!

1171
01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:18,819
It's happening!

1172
01:10:18,853 --> 01:10:20,988
Y'all just gonna let Pippi
Longstocking kick me in the face

1173
01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:22,790
and you ain't gonna do
nothing about it?

1174
01:10:22,823 --> 01:10:23,724
Okay, fine.

1175
01:10:23,758 --> 01:10:26,093
When I get you Pepper Ann...
Pepper Ann!

1176
01:10:26,127 --> 01:10:27,128
Pepper Ann!

1177
01:10:28,561 --> 01:10:30,064
Kate. Kate!

1178
01:12:30,351 --> 01:12:31,719
Is that...

1179
01:12:38,959 --> 01:12:40,761
Is that Boris?

1180
01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:42,229
It is!

1181
01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:49,937
Kate Hemmings?

1182
01:12:52,873 --> 01:12:54,842
This is all my fault.

1183
01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:56,844
I'm so sorry.

1184
01:12:56,877 --> 01:12:59,747
I'm the one who's been
planting fake news.

1185
01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:02,016
Matt Townsley,
he worked for me.

1186
01:13:02,049 --> 01:13:04,385
He wasn't a spy.
He worked for me.

1187
01:13:04,418 --> 01:13:06,153
We both did publicity together.

1188
01:13:06,187 --> 01:13:09,990
I... I don't work for MI6
or the CIA,

1189
01:13:10,024 --> 01:13:14,795
I... I... I... I work for
my own PR company, Cube.

1190
01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,330
Um, you might've heard of it.

1191
01:13:17,865 --> 01:13:20,367
No? It's boutique size.

1192
01:13:22,036 --> 01:13:25,706
We just needed a few more days
of war stories to...

1193
01:13:26,673 --> 01:13:29,376
to not disrupt
our pathetic concert.

1194
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:31,979
You worked for Harry Hope.

1195
01:13:32,012 --> 01:13:34,248
- Mm.
- You do all this for him.

1196
01:13:36,117 --> 01:13:37,118
Mm.

1197
01:13:39,019 --> 01:13:40,788
Okay.

1198
01:13:40,821 --> 01:13:42,022
You work for me now.

1199
01:13:42,056 --> 01:13:44,859
You make me famous
as Harry Hope.

1200
01:13:44,892 --> 01:13:46,026
Yes.

1201
01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,995
You work for me now.
You make me famous.

1202
01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:50,663
I want to be like Gandhi,

1203
01:13:51,298 --> 01:13:54,268
Mandela or the Kardashians.

1204
01:13:54,301 --> 01:13:55,302
All the West must know me.

1205
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,972
Well, the only way to do that
is to stop a war.

1206
01:13:59,373 --> 01:14:01,709
This is what
I have been trying to do,

1207
01:14:01,742 --> 01:14:04,311
but you keep
screwing it up for me.

1208
01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:06,981
Mm. Let's try it now.

1209
01:14:07,014 --> 01:14:09,283
- What?
- We can stop the war, right now.

1210
01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:11,684
- How?
- With the right image, you can do anything.

1211
01:14:11,719 --> 01:14:12,987
One picture can stop the war.

1212
01:14:14,421 --> 01:14:17,358
So, what's the image?

1213
01:14:17,391 --> 01:14:20,728
Social networking think I'm the
leader of the Georgian resistance,

1214
01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:23,998
so... so you get your men
to train their guns on me.

1215
01:14:24,031 --> 01:14:25,199
I'm gonna kneel actually,
I'm gonna kneel.

1216
01:14:34,141 --> 01:14:36,210
Kate's brokering the ceasefire
with Boris and the Georgians

1217
01:14:36,243 --> 01:14:37,878
and she's gonna be the one
to stop the war.

1218
01:14:37,912 --> 01:14:39,013
What?

1219
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:44,385
That's the image.

1220
01:14:44,418 --> 01:14:47,454
Yeah. Then you step
between me and the guns.

1221
01:14:47,488 --> 01:14:51,392
You help me up, we hold hands,
and raise them in the air, together.

1222
01:14:52,326 --> 01:14:53,961
Be the hero this war needs.

1223
01:14:58,032 --> 01:14:59,166
Put your guns on her.

1224
01:15:13,914 --> 01:15:16,850
That two-faced, conniving bitch!

1225
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:19,753
Give me that!

1226
01:15:19,787 --> 01:15:22,256
- Hey, relax, man.
- Thanks, mate!

1227
01:15:22,289 --> 01:15:23,791
Hey!

1228
01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:27,394
Well, I guess
the jig is up, huh?

1229
01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:28,929
Excuse me, gentlemen.

1230
01:15:34,501 --> 01:15:36,403
Hey! Stop!

1231
01:15:36,437 --> 01:15:38,138
Harry, stop!

1232
01:15:38,172 --> 01:15:39,940
That's a minefield!

1233
01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:41,408
Wait for me, you fuck...

1234
01:15:42,142 --> 01:15:43,277
Wait for me!

1235
01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:45,813
Don't do anything without...

1236
01:15:47,314 --> 01:15:48,549
- Wait for me!
- Picture.

1237
01:15:49,917 --> 01:15:51,118
Don't smile too much.

1238
01:15:55,456 --> 01:15:57,358
Don't shoot anything without me!

1239
01:15:57,391 --> 01:15:58,826
Wait for me!

1240
01:15:58,859 --> 01:15:59,927
Wait for me!

1241
01:16:05,199 --> 01:16:06,333
Don't take another pic...

1242
01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:13,907
Was that...

1243
01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:15,209
Was that Harry Hope?

1244
01:16:18,445 --> 01:16:19,446
Yeah.

1245
01:16:20,981 --> 01:16:22,149
Oh, my God.

1246
01:16:24,351 --> 01:16:25,586
He's dead.

1247
01:16:25,619 --> 01:16:27,221
Harry Hope is dead?

1248
01:16:30,424 --> 01:16:33,193
Son of a bitch
literally photobombed me.

1249
01:16:39,967 --> 01:16:42,936
<i>Harry Hope
dedicated his life to securing peace.</i>

1250
01:16:42,970 --> 01:16:46,140
Harry Hope dedicated
his life to securing peace.

1251
01:16:46,173 --> 01:16:48,108
<i>No one person
did more to...</i>

1252
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,176
No one person...

1253
01:16:49,209 --> 01:16:50,477
...bring attention
to our region.

1254
01:16:50,511 --> 01:16:53,080
...did more to bring attention
to our region.

1255
01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:55,983
In Harry's memory,
I declare a ceasefire.

1256
01:16:56,016 --> 01:16:59,320
And in Harry's memory,
I declare

1257
01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:01,322
a ceasefire!

1258
01:17:07,161 --> 01:17:10,964
And promise lifelong peace

1259
01:17:10,998 --> 01:17:13,967
between our two countries!

1260
01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:19,973
Harry sacrificed his life

1261
01:17:20,007 --> 01:17:21,041
for peace.

1262
01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:23,610
It gives me

1263
01:17:24,411 --> 01:17:27,114
great honor to accept

1264
01:17:27,147 --> 01:17:29,083
on his behalf,

1265
01:17:29,116 --> 01:17:31,952
the Nobel Prize for Peace,

1266
01:17:31,985 --> 01:17:34,588
for Harry Hope, posthumously.

1267
01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:36,557
Tears.

1268
01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:43,630
Turn.

1269
01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:46,900
Tactile body language,
tactile body language.

1270
01:17:50,003 --> 01:17:51,505
Music.

1271
01:17:54,608 --> 01:17:57,044
<i>♪ Somebody's crying, Lord ♪</i>

1272
01:17:57,077 --> 01:17:58,212
Flag.

1273
01:17:58,245 --> 01:18:01,115
<i>♪ Kumbaya ♪</i>

1274
01:18:01,148 --> 01:18:02,149
Yeah!

1275
01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:04,051
Yeah!

1276
01:18:05,285 --> 01:18:08,122
Yeah! Yeah!

1277
01:18:08,155 --> 01:18:10,657
<i>♪ Somebody's crying ♪</i>

1278
01:18:10,691 --> 01:18:12,059
Yeah!

1279
01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:15,529
<i>♪ Kumbaya ♪</i>

1280
01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:18,966
<i>♪ Somebody's praying, Lord ♪</i>

1281
01:18:18,999 --> 01:18:22,136
<i>♪ Kumbaya... ♪</i>

1282
01:18:25,639 --> 01:18:27,674
That's it. I'm done.
I quit this job.

1283
01:18:27,709 --> 01:18:29,576
- What? No, I'm just getting started.
- No, I mean it.

1284
01:18:29,610 --> 01:18:31,645
No, no, no, I wanna go back
to Throop in Dorset.

1285
01:18:31,678 --> 01:18:35,649
I wanna have chickens,
and... and weave...

1286
01:18:35,682 --> 01:18:38,585
Do stuff with my hands,
herb gardens, clay.

1287
01:18:38,619 --> 01:18:40,421
I'm not
going back to Throop.

1288
01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:41,955
I'm doing this forever.

1289
01:18:41,989 --> 01:18:43,390
What are you
talking about?

1290
01:18:43,424 --> 01:18:45,325
You saw what happened
to Harry.

1291
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:47,027
I didn't see it, I did it.

1292
01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:50,297
Sorry, what?

1293
01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:51,632
Yeah, I sent him
over the landmine.

1294
01:18:54,101 --> 01:18:55,202
You did what?

1295
01:18:55,870 --> 01:18:57,237
They had a gun to your head.

1296
01:18:57,271 --> 01:18:58,605
I had to do something.

1297
01:18:58,639 --> 01:19:02,443
So I told him you were signing
the peace treaty, and he flipped.

1298
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,344
And I knew
it wouldn't stop anything.

1299
01:19:04,378 --> 01:19:07,448
Oh, God, you set him up?

1300
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:10,083
Initiative,
initiative, initiative.

1301
01:19:10,117 --> 01:19:11,318
What have I done to you?

1302
01:19:11,351 --> 01:19:12,686
Oh, relax.

1303
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,355
The concert still went ahead, didn't it?

1304
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,360
Peggy Hemmings.

1305
01:19:20,394 --> 01:19:23,765
Hi! Hi, yeah, thank you.

1306
01:19:23,798 --> 01:19:25,499
- It's the White House.
- What?

1307
01:19:25,532 --> 01:19:27,267
Oh, yeah.

1308
01:19:27,301 --> 01:19:28,402
Oh, thank you.

1309
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:29,704
- Yeah, that's really flattering.
- Let me talk to them.

1310
01:19:29,737 --> 01:19:32,506
No, I'm not interested,
I'm not doing this stuff anymore.

1311
01:19:32,539 --> 01:19:33,741
They're offering us a job.

1312
01:19:33,775 --> 01:19:36,143
Oh, yeah, no, we're really proud
of that campaign, thank you.

1313
01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:37,644
Is it another campaign?

1314
01:19:37,678 --> 01:19:39,680
- Oh, no, we... Of course...
- What are they saying about the campaign?

1315
01:19:39,714 --> 01:19:41,615
...we'd love to be part
of the president's house.

1316
01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:44,351
We could go to Dorset
for a... a couple of weeks,

1317
01:19:44,384 --> 01:19:47,789
and then...
Or a week, a weekend,

1318
01:19:47,822 --> 01:19:50,190
and then we'd go
for a few hours,

1319
01:19:50,224 --> 01:19:53,460
and then we'll, er, get
the plane to Washington D.C.

1320
01:19:53,494 --> 01:19:55,462
We're going to Hawaii.

1321
01:19:55,496 --> 01:19:56,597
Have you been to Hawaii?

1322
01:19:57,664 --> 01:19:59,433
Get a nice tan.

1323
01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,134
The White House.

1324
01:20:01,836 --> 01:20:03,537
That's exciting.

1325
01:20:13,895 --> 01:20:18,895
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