woot, descriptions

http://badum-tish.com/ --- for bad jokes
http://sadtrombone.com/?play=true --- for sarcastic compassion
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ --- in case of a NOOOOOOOOOOOO situation
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-simpsons-nelsons-ha-ha/ --- for L0L GF situations
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=crickets --- for even worse jokes
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/dramatic-chipmunk/ --- for dramatic plot twists
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/evil-laugh/ --- for other kinds of dramatic plot twists
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/haha-ostrich/ --- for jokes you didn't get at the start but then you got it and you laughed
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/hallelujah/ --- for awesome moments
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/fail-horn/ --- for when something sad happens
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/homer/ --- for when D'OH
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/zoidberg/ --- for when you want to woop woop away
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/nomnomnom/ --- when you're eating caeks
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/circus-theme/ --- when someone's showing off
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/beer/ --- when you're thirsty and want to think of something else tha.... aargh!
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/c-c-c-combo-breaker/
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/no/ --- for when you're bungee jumping
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/sad-violin-15/ --- when someone's telling a sob story
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/victory-fanfare/ --- when you win
http://www.myinstants.com/instant/wakawaka/ --- pacman