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- >It was more than a fair price for all the damage done when that stallion attacked you.
- [You give the barmaid 1 medium gem.]
- “That cover it?”
- >She weighs it in her hoof carefully.
- >”...Yeah, this is a pretty big chunk. Might even buy us a new table. Just don’t start any more fights, got it?”
- “Got it.”
- >She finally retreats back to her post as a few other barmaids begin to clean up the wood and glass, and Redheart turns back to you with a relieved look on her face.
- >”That was close…”
- “...I love you so much right now.”
- >Redheart blushes a bit.
- >”Ditto, but next time, use your hands to throw, ‘kay?”
- >You both laugh a little bit, letting the returning peace sink back into the mood.
- >”You’re okay, right?”
- “I’m a little winged, but I’ll be fine. Oh, and here.”
- [You give Redheart 5 bits.]
- >She looks at you incredulously as you give her the gold.
- >”What’s this?”
- “Well, you schooled me pretty bad, one shot or not.”
- >Iron will gives you another pat on the shoulder.
- >”This guy’s made of steel, if the fight with the princess tells us anything. Now, you’re so tough, why don’t you try to beat the champion of arm-wrestlin’?”
- >Gable beans him in the gut.
- >”You still owe me that rematch. Let’s go find another table.”
- >”Winner challenges you, Doc!”
- >They retreat to one of the vacant table to continue their bets, and at that point Berry and Pinkie catch your attention.
- >The Pink waves while chugging another pint-glass of liquor, while Berry falls of off the stool, using her rum flask to steady her self.
- >”’Eeey, why didn’t ya jush’... kick him in the nads?”
- “Guys never do that to each other. ...You okay?”
- >”Oooh, don’t be turnin’ thish around on me, where’ve YOU been, huh!? It’s like been … uh..”
- >Pinkie catches her breath from finishing off her glass, now sporting a very goofy smile and muzzle stains.
- >”Daysh, totally, we were partying an’ partyiiiin… and w-wow-we were…”
- >Berry takes this time to try to blatantly look up under your robe as Pinkie speaks.
- >”..Wonderin’ where you were!”
- >Redheart looks very worriedly at her two smashed friends.
- >”Berry, I expected this of you, but how did you drag our little party pony into this?”
- >And you’re just sitting here, laughing internally.
- “Pinkie, how many fingers am I holding up?”
- >You hold up two.
- >Before she can answer, you end up having to pry Berry out from under your robe.
- “What are you doing, exactly?”
- >”I’m hidin’... from the clothesh monster. Y-you gotta take ‘em off, or they’ll eat you up!”
- >Pinkie starts giggling, which quickly turns into loud and mad laughter, and Berry joins in because of it.
- >These two are getting some attention drawn now.
- >”I think you two have had enough, don’t you think?”
- >They didn’t even hear Redheart speaking from their hazy chuckling.
- >You see AJ now talking with Spike, the former having just got off the bull with a sack of bits across her back.
- >Gable and Iron Will are doing their thing, and Gable seems to be winning this time around.
- >It is currently 7:40 P.M.
- >What would you like to do?
- [COMMAND INVALID - Cannot fill MRP! Did you mean ‘Fill Magic Recombobulator?’]
- >These two being punch-drunk love gives you a devious idea.
- >You lean over to your lover and whisper in her ear.
- “Hey Red, watch this.”
- >You slowly begin to remove your phone as you speak to Pinkie and Berry.
- “You know guys, it’s not a party unless we’re dancing.”
- >Their laughter subsides and they look at you curiously, half-glazed over.
- “How about you two lovely ladies show us some of your dance moves?”
- >Pinkie gasps and jumps off of her chair, going over and trying to pick up Berry with her own legs wobbling.
- >”C’mon, we gotta dansh, Ber-ber!”
- >”Iunnoah..”
- >”IT’SH FOR NONNIEEE!~”
- >Berry opens her eyes and stands herself up, starting to move her hips in a gyrating fashion.
- >”I’ll dansh for you, baby~”
- >Pinkie giggles and joins in, and the two begin to shuffle around like two old grandmas that just ate a bunch of hot sauce.
- >You hold up your phone and show Red as you pull up the video function, and begin to record the drunken spectacle.
- >Red covers her mouth with a hoof, trying her best not to laugh out loud.
- >”Ohhhahahaha… You’re not gonna show this to anypony else, right?”
- “Where’s the fun in that?”
- >Now there’s a little crowd of other tipsy stallions moving their chairs to get a good view of the two rockers, some even throwing some bits at their hooves.
- >”Yeeeah, shake it!”
- >”Look at those pink flanks, dude!”
- >”Where’s my sandwich?”
- >Pinkie gets tripped over by her own tail all of a sudden, and hangs onto Berry for balance, both of them cracking up.
- >”’Eey Ponkie, didn’t know you were… hangin’ out!”
- >They start laughing even more, and Pinkie pulls out another glass of cherry wine from… somewhere.
- >”I wanna toast! mm… Toasty frosting…”
- >Pinkie starts licking her lips in hunger, and the huge cartoonish tongue laps Berry’s cheek.
- >”Whooaa, whoa... you missed, Pinkie.”
- >”Huh?”
- >Berry suddenly pulls her over and kisses her.
- >Holy shit.
- >Pinkie’s not stopping.
- >Holy shit.
- >They’re making out!
- >And you’re getting it on video.
- >The stallions start going wild, and Redheart actively laughs, losing her sides so much she starts snorting.
- >Should you keep shooting the video, or save them from the embarrassment?
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