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public class Michael {

    @EventHandler
    public void onExist(EntityExistEvent event){
        if(event.getEntity() instanceof Human){
            if(((Human) event.getEntity()).getName().equalsIgnoreCase("Michael")){
                Human michael = (Human) event.getEntity();
                michael.setWalletState(WalletState.EMPTY);
                michael.setHasGirlfriend(false);
                michael.setIQ(-1);
                michael.fireFromAllJobs();
                michael.getAllAssociatedBankAccounts().nullify();
                michael.getAllCreditCards().wipe();
                michael.setFutureJob(Job.EMBASSADOR_TO_RUSSIA_IN_WINTER);
                michael.setMainAncestor(new Human("Adolf Hitler"));
            }
        }
    }
}