Chain 211: Stargate Atlantis

Chain 211: Stargate Atlantis

Location: Atlantis, 2004
Age: 40
Identity: Local (Drop-In)
Drawbacks: [+200] Atlantis Primer
Scenario: Continuity of the Continuum

[50/1200]   ATA Gene
[100/1200]  ATA Natural
[Free]      Fair Traders
[300/1200]  Jigsaw Tech
[700/1200]  Regenerating ZPM
[800/1200]  VR Stasis Pod
[1000/1200] Ancient Knowledge Database
[Free]      Subspace Tracking Beacons
[1200/1200] Wraith Data Device

>"Hey, hold on a second. You aren't part of the expedition, how did you get here? Who are you?"
"Would you believe I'm the patron god of being a pain in the ass? Oh, hi Janet."
>"Oh no, it's him." "Him who?"
"Mm hmm. Hey, this place is pretty neat. If these walls could only talk... they'd probably say 'power critically low', actually."
>"Uh?"
"Nah, you guys go do your thing, my little friend here has an urgent appointment with the power grid."
>"...where did he get a ZPM from?! Hey!" "Just let him go, McCay, there's no winning with him."
"Don't worry, I'll be back in a jiff! And then you'll never be rid of me, no matter how hard you try! Hahaha! Muahahaha!"
>"Is he... laughing? Is that evil laughter? Where did the thunder come from?! We're underwater!" "Just roll with it. He's harmless."
"I heard that, Janet!"
>"Don't make me call you down to medical!"
"...I'll be good."
>"That's better." "I am so confused..."

So yeah, that happened. Sure, I'm crossing my own timeline, but it's hardly the first or last time that will happen.

Speaking of timelines, that whole Ori thing from before? That ran into a Jumper-shaped wall and I ate the Ori's gods. And then the Ori's former followers worshipped me, which was actually kind of hilarious because it was a complete accident.

This is mostly relevant because the Wraith ran into a Jumper-shaped wall and I ate their queen. More specifically, I abused my prolific knowledge of biological sciences to infect Wraith hives and revert them back to ordinary people and parked them on various empty worlds. This came without any of that lame 'but we need the drug or we mutate back into Wraith!' nonsense, because even with the ridiculous mad science I sometimes rely on, I can say that's definitely NOT how biology works.

There was one guy who tried to turn himself into a Wraith hybrid after the fact, though.

I punched him in the schnozz.