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  1. 18:07 DM ===START===
  2. 18:07 aquaticEudaimonia AE: ><((("> i can run you through a bit of it because i just finished with sarah
  3. 18:07 chummyChef CC: ok! please do
  4. 18:08 chummyChef CC: i'm so nervous i cooked up guides earlier
  5. 18:08 aquaticEudaimonia AE: ><((("> load server and then wait for a few years
  6. 18:08 aquaticEudaimonia I click on Client and load it up.
  7. 18:08 chummyChef Allinn loads the server version of the game
  8. 18:09 DM Both versions ask the relevant person to enter the handle of who they'll be playing with.
  9. 18:10 chummyChef Enter: aquaticEudamonia
  10. 18:10 aquaticEudaimonia chummyChef
  11. 18:12 DM Each of you sees a loading animation that goes on for about thirty seconds, after which point your experiences diverge.
  12. 18:12 DM For Aciode it seems like the program has closed entirely.
  13. 18:12 DM For Allinn you can now see Aciode on your screen.
  14. 18:12 chummyChef CC: oh
  15. 18:13 chummyChef CC: my
  16. 18:13 chummyChef CC:
  17. 18:13 chummyChef CC: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FORKING KIDDING ME
  18. 18:13 chummyChef CC: YOU LUSUS HUNTING JERK
  19. 18:14 chummyChef CC: is this some kind of joke
  20. 18:14 chummyChef CC: aciode i swear to gog
  21. 18:18 aquaticEudaimonia I wave. Aciode's estate is shaped like a motel 6, with the animal menageries in the middle. its just off the coast, and you can see any number of animals that are acting strange because of their sixth sense of impending doom. The whole house is purple, with all the yellow stuff he's stolen over the years. His room is a little mesy, as its where he
  22. 18:18 aquaticEudaimonia keeps a large amount of his stolen items. There is his recoperacoon, some drawers, a full gold life size humanoid dvd player, and a habitat for hamsters. His clothes are hanging from the ceiling, far away from any nosy animals. He reads your messages and looks in your general direction confused.
  23. 18:18 aquaticEudaimonia AE: ><((("> what
  24. 18:19 aquaticEudaimonia AE: ><((("> what happened
  25. 18:20 chummyChef Allinn is starting to figure out how to move things, jostling his hamster habitat slightly.
  26. 18:21 chummyChef CC: you're the jerk with all the stupic animals that tried to grill my lusus!!
  27. 18:21 chummyChef CC: my kelpiemom! ages ago! you jerk!!
  28. 18:23 chummyChef Allinn decides to escalate, ripping his load gaper out of his bathroom and dropping it onto his recuperacoon.
  29. 18:23 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> ..
  30. 18:23 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> you
  31. 18:23 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> maybe i wouldnt have had to chase it if you could control your lusus
  32. 18:24 chummyChef CC: i control her just fine!! not my fault you have a literal swimmy barkbeast buffet at your hive!!
  33. 18:25 chummyChef She picks up his clothing items and moves them outside, dropping them into the otter pool.
  34. 18:25 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> at least im doing something with my life
  35. 18:25 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> what do you do cook?
  36. 18:25 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> worthless
  37. 18:26 chummyChef CC: pah! panfrying that having a stupid amount of pets is better!
  38. 18:26 chummyChef CC: jerk!!
  39. 18:26 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> lazy!
  40. 18:26 chummyChef CC: ok you know what
  41. 18:27 chummyChef CC: i'll show you what i think of you once we are both in this game and i can get my claws on you!!
  42. 18:27 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> i still know where you live
  43. 18:27 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> why bother? i'll come over and we can settle this
  44. 18:28 chummyChef CC: if you want to get your butt kicked so badly than fine! come and get it small fry!
  45. 18:28 aquaticEudaimonia2 You see Aciode literally get up out of his chair, grab a spear and walk out of the door.
  46. 18:28 chummyChef Allinn drops the cruxtader directly in front of him with a loud thud, barely missing.
  47. 18:29 chummyChef CC: haha! or i could just drop these weird machines on you
  48. 18:29 chummyChef CC: since i'm sooo lazy
  49. 18:29 aquaticEudaimonia2 He jumps back, glaring at the sky. He makes gestures that are decidedly not wholesome.
  50. 18:29 chummyChef CC: can not be bothered and all
  51. 18:29 chummyChef CC: right back at you!!
  52. 18:30 aquaticEudaimonia2 Did you block his door?
  53. 18:31 chummyChef ((yep that was the goal, if hes already outside i can work with that though))
  54. 18:31 aquaticEudaimonia2 No, that's fine.
  55. 18:31 aquaticEudaimonia2 He walks back over to the computer and angrily clatters away on the keyboard.
  56. 18:32 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: asfhkqwpvpzxmqwfjqwfklas
  57. 18:32 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: aslfqjpd,mzx v aqqwp
  58. 18:32 chummyChef CC: suck it! you half baked jerk!
  59. 18:32 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> bluh bluh huge bitch
  60. 18:32 chummyChef CC: do something about it!
  61. 18:33 chummyChef CC: oh wait
  62. 18:33 aquaticEudaimonia2 I walk away from the computer, ignoring her.
  63. 18:33 aquaticEudaimonia2 I climb the cruxtruder and give the wheel a good yank.
  64. 18:33 DM Roll Strength.
  65. 18:33 aquaticEudaimonia2 !roll 1d20+3
  66. 18:33 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+3) [18+3] : {21}
  67. 18:34 DM After a little bit, the wheel turns.
  68. 18:35 DM The cap pops the fuck off, letting out a stream of voilet-coloured cylinders. A floating circle of the same hue follows shortly after.
  69. 18:36 aquaticEudaimonia2 I walk over to the SOLID GOLD HUMANOID DVD PLAYER FILLED WITH VAPORWAVE AND SAILORWAVE AND FUTURE FUNK AND ITS PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST THING AND HE WANTS IT TO FOLLOW HIM AROUND AND HE'S REALLY ANGRY AND HE SHOVES IT IN THE ORB.
  70. 18:37 chummyChef Allinn takes this respite to hassle his lusus, dropping the Alchemeter next to his place by the pool with a clang. She hopes it is appropriately annoying.
  71. 18:37 DM The orb lets out a flash of light, after which it has been replaced with a floating DVD player with a face.
  72. 18:37 DM It is vaguely disturbing.
  73. 18:37 chummyChef CC: ....
  74. 18:37 aquaticEudaimonia2 Otterdad gurgles in annoyance and wanders away.
  75. 18:37 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> once i get in this game
  76. 18:37 chummyChef CC: and here i thought you were the ugliest thing in your room
  77. 18:37 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> im going to follow you around with this
  78. 18:38 chummyChef CC: that thing is gross
  79. 18:38 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> and play my most shitty albums
  80. 18:38 chummyChef CC: so you admit your taste in music is shitty
  81. 18:38 chummyChef CC: you knead some better stuff tbh
  82. 18:38 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> at least im not letting my lusus do whatever they want
  83. 18:38 chummyChef CC: your hive is trashed
  84. 18:39 chummyChef Allinn begins breaking things willy nilly.
  85. 18:39 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> a purple blood resorting to trickery is shameful
  86. 18:39 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> do you have no pride
  87. 18:39 chummyChef His drawers are launched through his window.
  88. 18:39 chummyChef CC: nope!
  89. 18:40 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> aslkgaA;WJEIG
  90. 18:40 chummyChef CC: deal with it babycakes!!
  91. 18:40 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> you disgust me
  92. 18:40 aquaticEudaimonia2 I walk through the hole in the wall.
  93. 18:40 aquaticEudaimonia2 Taking with me one of the violet cruxites.
  94. 18:40 chummyChef CC: repulsive jerky knob for brains!!
  95. 18:41 aquaticEudaimonia2 I take out my phone after getting to the machine you dropped next to Otterdad. The other animals are in a frenzy and hiding.
  96. 18:41 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> drop the capcha card you idiot
  97. 18:41 chummyChef Allinn places the Totem Lathe on the roof, hopefully as out of the way as she can.
  98. 18:41 chummyChef CC: hmmm
  99. 18:43 chummyChef Allinn drops the capcha card directly next to him. And then procedes to deploy the punch designix directly into his pool.
  100. 18:43 chummyChef CC: like that?
  101. 18:43 chummyChef CC: not that i care
  102. 18:43 aquaticEudaimonia2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE is playing shittily in the background
  103. 18:43 chummyChef CC: why would i carrot about you getting into the game
  104. 18:44 chummyChef CC: have fun with your shitty trash hive and your shitty trash music!
  105. 18:44 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> so i can kick your ass is why.
  106. 18:44 chummyChef Allinn attempts to pick up a stray otter.
  107. 18:44 DM A meteor lands in one of the animal pools, taking out a couple of unfortunate lusii.
  108. 18:44 DM The otter is lifted into the air, to its great distress.
  109. 18:44 aquaticEudaimonia2 What the hell? I look up.
  110. 18:45 chummyChef CC: wow that's realistic
  111. 18:45 chummyChef Allinn drops the otter into the pool and goes to poke the meteor.
  112. 18:45 DM Up above you can see several objects falling out of the sky.
  113. 18:45 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> oh jegus meteors what
  114. 18:45 DM An unfortunate number of them seem to be falling towards you.
  115. 18:45 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> this didnt happen with sarah
  116. 18:45 aquaticEudaimonia2 AE: ><((("> please take the totem lathe off the roof
  117. 18:45 DM The meteor responds as any rock would.
  118. 18:46 chummyChef CC: ugh, fine!
  119. 18:46 chummyChef CC: but only so I can beet you in person! just you wait!
  120. 18:47 chummyChef Allinn moves the totem lathe on the other side of the courtyard.
  121. 18:47 aquaticEudaimonia2 I rush over and put in the pre-punched card and the cruxite. He taps his foot like a nervous tick while he waits for the damn thing to carve.
  122. 18:48 DM The cylinder is curved. The cylinder is now all weird and wavy looking.
  123. 18:48 chummyChef Allinn proceeds to move the meteor and drop it onto where she knows his mealblock is.
  124. 18:48 aquaticEudaimonia2 LIKE VAPORWAVE.
  125. 18:48 DM The meteor crashes through and crushes a table.
  126. 18:49 aquaticEudaimonia2 He turns into a human quarterback as he rushes to the underwater alchemiter.
  127. 18:49 aquaticEudaimonia2 He slaps the cruxite down and presses all the buttons.
  128. 18:49 chummyChef She returns to pestering the otters, picking one up and attepting to hurl it at Aciode.
  129. 18:50 DM Roll Dexterity.
  130. 18:50 chummyChef !roll1d20+1
  131. 18:50 Tyche[Dice] (1d20) [19] : {19}
  132. 18:51 aquaticEudaimonia2 If you think that I haven't caught Otters flying at me before you are severely mistaken.
  133. 18:51 DM The poor creature flies through the air, hitting Aciode directly in the face.
  134. 18:51 aquaticEudaimonia2 They are silly rascals, I just catch him and let him go after glaring at the sky.
  135. 18:51 DM It falls on the floor and runs away in fear.
  136. 18:53 DM A laser comes out and briefly scans over the cylinder.
  137. 18:55 DM A violet squeakbeast trap is in the middle. A poor squeakbeast has been caught in it, and is squeaking in pain.
  138. 18:56 aquaticEudaimonia2 I have proficiency in medicine. Is the squeakbeast going to make it?
  139. 18:57 DM It should be fine, it's just in a great deal of pain right now.
  140. 18:57 aquaticEudaimonia2 Sometimes with traps depending on the severity, you can't save them. That's something he's had to come to understand. But apparently he can save this one.
  141. 18:58 aquaticEudaimonia2 He undoes the trap.
  142. 18:58 DM Roll Engineering.
  143. 18:59 aquaticEudaimonia2 !roll 1d20+1
  144. 18:59 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+1) [5+1] : {6}
  145. 19:00 DM You slip while working with the trap. It snaps back onto both you and the squeakbeast.
  146. 19:00 DM You take 2 damage. The squeakbeast is killed.
  147. 19:00 DM The corpse lets out a large blast of violet light.
  148. 19:00 DM ---FIN---
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