Timmy Troll and the proximate flaws

A man, widely known for his droll, sometimes downright peyote induced speeches, arrived at the gatherings main office, located somewhere in Tulsa California, next to a midget porn studio. His name was, since changing his legal name to his screen name, Proximate Flaws. Proximate entered the stained glass double doors that reflected a poster for a upcoming movie starring his favorite musician, Timmy Sin titled "All The Little Fistings" .

'Barbaric.' He thought to himself as he adjusted the stems on his Raybans. He approached the receptionists desk and stood there uncomfortably.
"Can I help you?" He asked, quite suddenly, his eyes bloodshot from the huge pile of crack under neath his nose.
"I'm here for an interviews with James at five thirty?" Proximate answered, noting every detail of the place. "You have cacti that are too big."
"O... kay? Ah, you mean the host? He's the last door on the left, you cant miss it." The receptionist answered back, not really sure what was going on at all.

"Proximate, have you ever considered working for a company and or organization as part of their anti fraud or cyber security department?" A voice boomed over the loud speakers. "There's good money to be made, if you can act as a security consultant for a company by knowing how a hacker operates and what threats they pose to said company!"

He thought it mightve been a recording in case James wasn't there to greet him personally. A look of confusion crept across his face as the LCD screen on the door displayed a well built man in his late twenties, reading the Wall Street Journal and flipping through his stock portfolio.

Proximate sighed, it was a recording after all. He smiled to himself and replied to the videos inquiry. "No."

"Hell Proximate! Neither do half our employees! But they work here anyways. Come on in!" James replied back, catching the prospective employee off guard.

"So... Tell me what you know about security, hacking, or in general, anything else that you've picked up along the way? And while you're doing that, we'll be watching some clips of my favorite news casters!"

Proximate entered the extreme modernistic office which was decorated in paintings of Van Stillen Shtein shoving candy corn up a yak's nose in a pop art fashion. "Well in the 80's and early 90's hacking was cool, because only smart, really really nerdy, and anti-social people did it. Now hacking is a popular a pastime as jelly rolls, and any loser with an internet connection and Google can learn to hack you. Basically, you don't have to be smart to hack."