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Neil Breen and his Mean Cloning Machine

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  1. You are a famous movie director. Your name is Neil Breen. You live in run-down motel in Los Angeles. You are also an undercover superhero and elite hacker. Right now you are standing on a set for your new film "I am the President of the world". You look at your actors and see them all dressed as presidents, heads of state and other powerful people.
  2.  
  3. "Hey guys! I'm back!" you say excitedly.
  4.  
  5. "What's going on?" one of the actors asks
  6.  
  7. > You show off your president costume.
  8.  
  9.  
  10. "This is my president costume," you say proudly.
  11. The actor looks at you in disbelief. He then turns to his co-stars and says: "We're not supposed to be wearing this".
  12. "Why not? It's pretty cool," another actor says
  13.  
  14. > You tell actors to get in positions.
  15.  
  16.  
  17. "Alright guys, let's do it!" you say.
  18. They all start getting into their respective costumes. They all have different poses but they all end up looking like they're about to commit some sort of crime or something.
  19.  
  20.  
  21. > You start filming the movie.
  22.  
  23.  
  24. You turn on your camera and begin shooting the scene. The actors are acting a little strange so you decide to keep an eye out for any signs of trouble.
  25. After a few minutes you notice that there isn't really anything going on. There's no one around either
  26.  
  27. > You look around the set.
  28.  
  29.  
  30. You walk over to the set and see that everyone else has left as well. Nobody seems to be paying much attention to what you're doing
  31.  
  32. > You point the camera at self and start acting.
  33.  
  34.  
  35. You point the camera at yourself and start acting. You don't know why you're acting but you just do it because you feel like it. You find that you can make almost any random person on the street act in weird ways
  36.  
  37. > You change the scene.
  38.  
  39.  
  40. You quickly change the scene and try to make the people around you act more normal again. This time you actually manage to convince them to leave their homes and go somewhere else.
  41. When you return to your house, you realize that nobody was watching you anymore
  42.  
  43. > You hack into the Pentagon mainframe using your 1993 laptop.
  44.  
  45.  
  46. You hack into the Pentagon mainframe using your 1993 laptop. After a couple hours you finally get the computer system running properly. You then use it to access the Pentagon's security systems. You figure if anyone is monitoring you now, they won't be able to monitor you when you enter the building
  47.  
  48. > You check for reptiloids and zionists.
  49.  
  50.  
  51. You check the security cameras and see nothing out of the ordinary. You also check the internet for news stories about reptilian beings attacking Zion. You find none, but you still think you should check it out anyway
  52.  
  53. > You overload the mainframe.
  54.  
  55.  
  56. You overload the mainframe with data and cause it to crash. A few seconds later, you hear a loud noise and everything goes black. When you wake up, you find yourself back in your basement. You're alone and you've lost most of your possessions
  57.  
  58. > You stop filming.
  59.  
  60.  
  61. You stop filming and sit down on the floor of your basement. You look around and see that you've completely destroyed your home
  62.  
  63. > You ask "Who am I? What am I?!".
  64.  
  65.  
  66. You stand up and run outside. You scream at the top of your lungs and cry out for help. You don't even recognize who you are anymore
  67.  
  68. > You search for the missing terrorist twin brother.
  69.  
  70.  
  71. You head back inside and see that the other twin brother hasn't returned yet. You call him on the phone and he answers. He tells you that he doesn't know where he is and he needs to come home immediately. You tell him to wait a bit before calling the police
  72.  
  73. > You outrun the police and rescue brother.
  74.  
  75.  
  76. You run to the nearest police station and find that it's already been closed down by the time you arrive. You call brother 2 on the phone and he answers. He tells you that he's okay and he'll be right there soon
  77.  
  78. > You meet up with supervillian brother.
  79.  
  80.  
  81. You follow brother 2 to a nearby parking lot. As you approach, you suddenly sense that something is wrong. You look behind you and see a large group of police officers approaching you from behind. You attempt to escape but they catch you and drag you away
  82.  
  83. > You fight back.
  84.  
  85.  
  86. You continue fighting them off until they take you away. You don't remember how long you were detained but eventually you're brought before a judge. He asks you questions about the two brothers and you give a very vague answer
  87.  
  88. > You fight your way out of the corrupt police station.
  89.  
  90.  
  91. You break free of your bonds and run to freedom. You hide out at a friend's house and after a few days you learn that the police have arrested brother 3. You rush to the police station and find that it's gone completely dark and locked up
  92.  
  93. > You put on your tactical sneaking suit and infiltrate the station.
  94.  
  95.  
  96. You put on your tactical sneaking suit and sneak into the police station. You find that it's completely empty except for a desk and several chairs. You take a seat and wait for brother 3 to appear. He does and you both exit the station together
  97.  
  98. > You blow up the police station to hide your dark secret.
  99.  
  100.  
  101. You enter the police station and blow up the place. You then hide out at a friend's house and after a few days you learn that the police have arrested brother 4. You rush to the police station and find that it's gone completely dark and locked up
  102.  
  103. > You find out where other brothers are.
  104.  
  105.  
  106. You search through the police records and find that brother 5 is currently being held captive by the government. You hurry back to the police station and find that it's gone completely dark and locked up. You search through the police records and find that brother 6 is currently being held hostage by the government
  107.  
  108. > You free brothers.
  109.  
  110.  
  111. You rush to the police station and find that it's gone completely dark and locked up. You search through the police records and find that brother 7 is currently being held prisoner by the government. You search through the police records and find that 8 is currently being held hostage by the government
  112.  
  113. > You wonder how many brothers you have.
  114.  
  115.  
  116. you are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken prisoner. You are taken You are prisoner
  117.  
  118. > You assemble all brothers.
  119.  
  120.  
  121. > You escape.
  122. > You escape.
  123. > You escape.
  124. > You escape.
  125. > You escape.
  126. > You escape.
  127.  
  128.  
  129. > You become the Neil Breen Singularity.
  130.  
  131.  
  132. >This is the Singularity.
  133. The Singularity.
  134.  
  135.  
  136. > You scream "I am the Singularity! I know who I am! I Know what I AM!".
  137.  
  138.  
  139. It is not...Welcome
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