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- <font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick</b></font>
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- Lundt, sir. He's back.
- Do we pick him up?
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- <i>There'll be a contact. I want both.</i>
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- Very good, sir.
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- 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,159
- What now?
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- 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,994
- We wait.
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- 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,678
- For his contact.
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- 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,194
- Christ!
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- 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,153
- There is no contact.
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- 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,389
- Lundt! MI5!
- Don't move!
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- 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,352
- If it reaches the coast,
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- 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,036
- we've lost the bloody war.
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- 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,873
- Ah! Oh.
- Oh.
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- 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,748
- Blimey, Joe.
- How'd you do that, then?
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- 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,633
- Oh, you know me.
- Charm the birds from the trees.
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- 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,278
- Nice shot, boys.
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- 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,632
- How many?
- Six.
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- 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,189
- Two bob the lot.
- Now hop it.
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- 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600
- Ugh!
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- 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,789
- What's the matter with you?
- Oh.
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- 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,956
- Finest British protein,
- that is.
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- 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,473
- Off-rations for Jonesy.
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- 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,231
- Come on, Daph.
- Give us a cuddle.
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- 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,390
- Joe! Joe!
- Oh, blimey!
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- 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,789
- Can't you see I'm in the
- middle of something?
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- 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,837
- You're wanted
- in Barton's Field!
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- 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,558
- They've found him!
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- 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,831
- I'm too young to die.
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- 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,279
- Do be quiet, Frank.
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- 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,509
- And I'm too old.
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- 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,073
- Hold your nerve, men.
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- 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,634
- Keep low.
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- 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,599
- Godfrey, can't you
- go any lower?
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- 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,468
- I'll try to, sir, but I'm not sure
- I'll be able to get up again.
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- 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,874
- I glimpsed him, sir,
- just up ahead.
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- 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,188
- Good work, Jones.
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- 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,880
- He's been on the run.
- He'll be tired and hungry.
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- 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,951
- Try and take him alive,
- but if he won't come quietly,
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- 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,358
- you know what to do.
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- 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,635
- They
- don't like it, sir.
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- 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,480
- They don't like it.
- Quiet, Jones!
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- 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,393
- Uh...
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- 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,199
- Follow me.
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- 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,758
- Wait for my command.
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- 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,278
- There he is, sir.
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- 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,752
- Stand your ground, men.
- 47
- 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,389
- Jones.
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- 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,628
- Very slowly,
- pass me the halter.
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- 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,794
- Jones?
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- Very slowly... Jones.
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- 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,269
- Jones?
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- There's a good bull.
- Eh. Good bull.
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- Wilson, do something!
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- Do what, sir?
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- 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,510
- Anything!
- Just do something!
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- 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,035
- Godfrey!
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- <i>Ole. Ole.</i>
- Follow me.
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- 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,473
- Okay, now. Sit. Sit.
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- 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,159
- He's licking his lips.
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- He's licking his lips!
- Uncle Arthur!
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- 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,516
- Frank, pull
- yourself together!
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- 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,357
- Behind you, sir,
- behind you!
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- 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,953
- Yes. Help!
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- 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800
- Go on, Cedric!
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- 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,989
- Thank you!
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- 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,478
- Another successful operation.
- 67
- 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,152
- Are you out of
- your tiny, wee mind?
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- 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,834
- We're supposed to be locking
- horns with the Hun,
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- 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,512
- not Bertie the bull.
- 70
- 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,032
- Yes, well, until that day comes, Frazer,
- we must remain sharp.
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- 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,196
- - Ah!
- - What, like you, for instance?
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- 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,118
- I thought he was gonna eat me,
- Uncle Arthur.
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- Men.
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- My whole life just
- flashed before my eyes.
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- Men.
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- Let's get you home.
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- 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,236
- You never know
- when Jerry might strike.
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- 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,636
- Who do you
- think you are kidding, Mr. Churchill?
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- 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,274
- Attention to detail, ladies!
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- 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,039
- The sooner we get the
- wounded back on their feet,
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- 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,270
- the sooner
- we shall win this war.
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- 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,791
- How's that, George?
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- 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,559
- It's really
- rather painful, dear.
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- 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,279
- It's your own fault.
- You stood on a land mine.
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- 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,639
- Up a bit.
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- 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,398
- You've been shot
- in the leg, Joe.
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- 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,160
- I know, but it goes
- all the way up to my...
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- 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,317
- Hold still,
- you big baby!
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- 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,112
- I'll not take
- much more of this.
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- 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,192
- First, I'm bull bait,
- now I'm Long John Silver!
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- 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,595
- Lift your arm, Mr. Godfrey.
- All right.
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- 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,519
- You've been
- shot in the chest.
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- 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,358
- Have I? Oh, dear.
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- 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,471
- Will I be all right?
- Yes.
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- 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,518
- Wonderful sights.
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- 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,789
- Man and woman
- united in common cause.
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- 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,313
- Thanks to us.
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- 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,315
- I don't know
- what we'd do without them.
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- 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,160
- Captain Mainwaring.
- Mmm?
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- 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,715
- Ah!
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- 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,989
- Morning, Vicar.
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- 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,553
- Telephone for you.
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- 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,549
- And the Morris dancers
- have booked the hall for 1:00.
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- 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,352
- I do hope you're not
- going to run over.
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- 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,550
- There is a war on,
- you know, Vicar.
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- If we're not finished, they'll
- just have to prance about outside.
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- Mainwaring.
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- 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,358
- You'll have to speak up.
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- Colonel Theakes, here.
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- 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,840
- Morning, sir.
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- 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,831
- <i>Not another bull, is it?</i>
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- 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,390
- Just had Brigadier Pritchard
- on the blower from HQ.
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- 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,397
- It's all hands on deck.
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- 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,476
- And how are you
- today, Mr. Godfrey?
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- 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,357
- I've been shot in
- the chest, you know.
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- 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,351
- Have you really?
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- 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,874
- Well, a nice spot of tea will
- do you the world of good.
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- 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,029
- Oh.
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- 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,478
- This is a waste of time.
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- 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,028
- I should be going to France
- with the rest of them.
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- 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,953
- Oh, it's not your fault
- you've got flat feet.
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- 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,909
- People think I'm a boy.
- I'm not. I'm a man.
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- 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,314
- Tea's up.
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- 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,271
- Ooh, cake!
- Bagsy the pink one!
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- 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,634
- And you
- know what he's like.
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- 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,558
- If he don't get three square
- meals a day in him, he cries.
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- 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,955
- Mainwaring?
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- 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,877
- Frank. You're not
- listening, Arthur.
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- 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,079
- He's taking Vera to the
- pictures again tonight.
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- 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,309
- He's quite smitten
- with her, he is.
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- 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,555
- You want some?
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- 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,709
- Oh.
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- 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,917
- You might pop around.
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- 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,636
- I've got a rather nice pigeon
- off-rations from Walker.
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- 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,988
- Oh, it's your
- favorite bird.
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- 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,758
- I don't know about that.
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- 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,270
- Oh, stop it, Arthur.
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- 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,436
- Listen, men. Listen.
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- 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,473
- I have excellent news.
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- 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,350
- Colonel Theakes has
- given us a new mission.
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- 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,159
- What is it this time? Wash his car?
- Feed his horses?
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- 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,720
- There's a line in the sand, Mainwaring,
- and you've crossed it.
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- 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,356
- He's asked us to patrol the
- Allied invasion base at Dover.
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- 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,673
- - Good heavens.
- - Blimey.
- 145
- 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,438
- This is it, men.
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- 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,157
- Our chance to play
- a real part in this war.
- 147
- 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:10,115
- At last, Captain. We're champing
- at our bits, aren't we, lads?
- 148
- 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,872
- In the meantime, we shall
- get back on the downs
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- 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,752
- for camouflage practice.
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- 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,637
- Into the van,
- men, at the double.
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- 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,549
- Did he say cauliflower?
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- 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,959
- No, no, camouflage.
- Camouflage.
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- 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,996
- Camouflage. Okay.
- Try to listen.
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- 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,913
- We're all together now.
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- 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,990
- Now, this is just what
- the men need, Wilson.
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- 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,557
- Yes, yes, thank you, Jones.
- Thank you, thank you.
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- 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,750
- Yes, they've been dragging
- their feet a bit lately.
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- 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,195
- Yes, they have
- been a bit lax.
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- 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,716
- There's no need
- for Latin, Wilson.
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- 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,718
- If the King's English is good enough
- for him, it's good enough for you.
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- 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,034
- You're not at
- Cambridge now, you know.
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- 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,031
- Oxford, actually, sir.
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- 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,240
- In the light of
- the forthcoming mission,
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- 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,715
- we shall adapt
- today's exercise.
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- 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,871
- One of the men
- shall be a Nazi spy.
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- 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,110
- We'll drop him off
- at the crossroads.
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- 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,918
- Are you sure
- that's wise, sir?
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- 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,157
- Meanwhile, we shall lie in wait
- and attempt to intercept him.
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- 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,789
- Lying in wait sounds awfully damp,
- don't you think, sir?
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- 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,073
- Pull over, Jones.
- Pull over, Jones.
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- 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,599
- Pulling over, sir.
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- 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,400
- I want
- a word with you, Wilson.
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- 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,440
- How dare you question my
- authority in front of the men?
- 174
- 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,471
- Well, I just don't want
- anyone catching a cold.
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- 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,709
- You know
- what Frank's like.
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- 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880
- Are we nearly there yet?
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- 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,592
- As you were, Pike.
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- 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,756
- You're trying to undermine me,
- usurp my position.
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- 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,797
- I'm really doing
- nothing of the kind.
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- 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,595
- Hurry up.
- Godfrey's gotta go.
- 181
- 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,151
- Yes, well,
- it won't work, you know.
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- 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,913
- These pips say it all.
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- 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,151
- You waft along with that
- superior look on your face.
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- 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,798
- No backbone,
- that's your trouble.
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- 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,797
- Well, I'm not sure
- that's entirely fair.
- 186
- 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,593
- Really? Well, here's
- your chance to prove it.
- 187
- 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,480
- You're our Nazi for the day.
- 188
- 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,275
- Really?
- <i>Auf Wiedersehen,</i> Mr. Wilson.
- 189
- 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,999
- Very good, men.
- Breaking up the outline.
- 190
- 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,993
- You're not taking this seriously,
- are you, Walker?
- 191
- 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,868
- How'd you know
- it was me?
- 192
- 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,631
- No, thank you, Pike.
- 193
- 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,315
- Ah!
- 194
- 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,993
- You put some
- thought into this, Jones.
- 195
- 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,951
- Thank you, Captain.
- 196
- 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,669
- Mrs. Fox lent it me from last
- year's production of <i>Robin Hood.</i>
- 197
- 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,030
- I'm a tiny bit
- of Sherwood Forest.
- 198
- 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,195
- Ah...
- 199
- 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,994
- Godfrey?
- 200
- 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,039
- You look like you're on a
- cruise to the South Seas.
- 201
- 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,230
- Thank you so much, sir.
- That's very kind of you.
- 202
- 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:08,235
- I got the idea from a picture I saw
- last week, <i>South of Pago Pago.</i>
- 203
- 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,356
- I thought it was
- rather open air.
- 204
- 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,993
- Take it off.
- 205
- 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,355
- Captain, might I
- be excused, please?
- 206
- 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,879
- Certainly not.
- 207
- 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,513
- Now, listen, men.
- 208
- 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,832
- Sergeant Wilson's mission is
- to reach our flag undetected.
- 209
- 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,357
- So, we all need to keep our
- eyes peeled at all times.
- 210
- 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,518
- Listen!
- Something's coming.
- 211
- 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,594
- If I know Wilson,
- he'll have charmed his way into a lift.
- 212
- 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,751
- Conceal yourselves, men.
- Wait for my signal.
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- 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,955
- Oh.
- 214
- 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,198
- What's up,
- Mr. Godfrey?
- 215
- 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,435
- Ah...
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- 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,235
- Oh...
- 217
- 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,868
- Good Lord.
- At the double, men!
- 218
- 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,873
- Halt, Nazi spy,
- or get all shot.
- 219
- 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,790
- Madam, I'm most
- terribly sorry.
- 220
- 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,559
- I thought
- I saw a tree move.
- 221
- 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,993
- I had to, Captain.
- 222
- 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,358
- Mr. Godfrey wanted to
- use me as a convenience.
- 223
- 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,716
- I'm afraid my call of nature
- called rather loudly.
- 224
- 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,196
- I fear we mistook
- you for a Nazi spy.
- 225
- 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,432
- Yes, thank you, Walker.
- 226
- 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,354
- Miss Winters,
- Associated Press.
- 227
- 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,159
- Captain Mainwaring,
- Walmington Home Guard.
- 228
- 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,753
- What a coincidence.
- 229
- 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,759
- I'm doing an article on the Home
- Guard of Walmington-on-Sea.
- 230
- 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,432
- For <i>The Lady</i> magazine.
- 231
- 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,511
- Us? In a real magazine?
- 232
- 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,272
- We're going up
- in the world, lads.
- 233
- 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,112
- Well, you come
- highly recommended.
- 234
- 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,478
- Yes, well,
- I certainly like to think
- 235
- 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,477
- we'd give Jerry
- a run for his money.
- 236
- 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,600
- You've joined us
- in mid-operation.
- 237
- 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,194
- We're on the
- lookout for a spy.
- 238
- 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,191
- But don't worry,
- we'll catch him.
- 239
- 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,589
- Not much gets past us,
- I can tell you.
- 240
- 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,995
- Uh...
- 241
- 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,599
- You're nasty.
- 242
- 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,439
- Would you like a stab?
- 243
- 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,952
- Permission to speak, sir.
- 244
- 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,792
- What is it, Jones?
- Well, this bag.
- 245
- 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,873
- It doesn't exactly
- bring my blood to the boil.
- 246
- 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,839
- Well, I could stand behind if you like.
- I speak a little German.
- 247
- 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,793
- Is that true, Godfrey?
- Shall have to keep an eye on him.
- 248
- 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,269
- Yes, one of my
- nannies was from Leipzig.
- 249
- 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,918
- Beautiful woman.
- Greta, her name was.
- 250
- 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,468
- All right, all right,
- get behind the sack!
- 251
- 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,395
- Now, incense me
- in the Nazi tongue.
- 252
- 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,633
- You Nazi pig dog, you!
- I strike you thusly!
- 253
- 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,989
- And thusly!
- 254
- 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,913
- Excellent, Jones.
- 255
- 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,433
- Hey, don't
- put your back out, mind.
- 256
- 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,555
- What did you say,
- Godfrey?
- 257
- 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,073
- What? What, sir?
- 258
- 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,152
- I said, "Have you brushed
- your teeth, my angel?"
- 259
- 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,800
- You see, I never used to
- like brushing my own teeth.
- 260
- 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,279
- All right, Godfrey.
- All right, all right.
- 261
- 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,793
- She would do it
- for me, sometimes.
- 262
- 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,074
- Yes, all right.
- Thank you, Godfrey.
- 263
- 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,798
- Carry on, Corporal.
- Very good, Godfrey.
- 264
- 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,916
- All right, men.
- Assume position!
- 265
- 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,035
- First group, ready!
- 266
- 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,514
- And charge!
- 267
- 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,440
- Second group, ready!
- 268
- 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,795
- It's a privilege
- to watch you all.
- 269
- 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,915
- Ah...
- 270
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,034
- They're a decent bunch.
- We do what we can.
- 271
- 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,910
- They'd clearly do
- anything for you.
- 272
- 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,033
- Must be that smile.
- 273
- 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,394
- Where on Earth has
- my sergeant got to?
- 274
- 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,794
- Anyone for honey?
- 275
- 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,950
- Wilson?
- It is, actually, sir.
- 276
- 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,314
- How the dickens
- did you evade that...
- 277
- 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,391
- I do believe I won
- the exercise, sir.
- 278
- 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,630
- You did nothing of the sort,
- not dressed like that.
- 279
- 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,755
- You're disqualified.
- 280
- 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,438
- I thought I was
- being resourceful.
- 281
- 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,152
- You were being
- devious and underhand.
- 282
- 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,912
- It's no way for
- a spy to behave.
- 283
- 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,715
- Rose?
- 284
- 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,555
- It can't be!
- 285
- 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,233
- Arthur?
- 286
- 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,472
- What a remarkable thing.
- 287
- 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,479
- I'm sorry, Captain.
- 288
- 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,548
- Mr. Wilson was my
- tutor at Oxford.
- 289
- 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,399
- Remarkable.
- 290
- 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,789
- Uh...
- 291
- 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,433
- Wilson,
- take the men home.
- 292
- 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,438
- I shall be driving Miss
- Winters up to Sully Point.
- 293
- 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,913
- Oh, might I, sir?
- 294
- 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,673
- We have such a great deal to catch up on.
- Certainly not.
- 295
- 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,318
- Oh, captain,
- please, I insist.
- 296
- 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,834
- I've taken up far
- too much of your time.
- 297
- 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,229
- Well, if that's
- what you'd prefer.
- 298
- 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,588
- Wilson.
- 299
- 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,516
- Shall we?
- My earring.
- 300
- 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,830
- My earring, I've dropped it.
- It's very precious.
- 301
- 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,831
- Fan out, men.
- Fan out. Oh, no.
- 302
- 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,040
- Earring alert.
- Earring alert.
- 303
- 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,189
- I absolutely
- must find it.
- 304
- 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,111
- Earring!
- Fan out! Earring!
- 305
- 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,440
- What are we
- looking for exactly?
- 306
- 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,629
- Earring! Earring!
- 307
- 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,199
- Earring alert.
- Fan out, men.
- 308
- 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,952
- Oh, I've got it.
- Here it is. Here it is.
- 309
- 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,680
- I'm Frank.
- Well done, Pike.
- 310
- 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,274
- Frank Pike.
- Oh, my knight in shining armor.
- 311
- 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,395
- Ooh.
- 312
- 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,797
- Well, I look forward to getting to
- know you more in the coming days.
- 313
- 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,672
- England can sleep soundly knowing
- that you're watching over her.
- 314
- 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,111
- Sir.
- Thank you.
- 315
- 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,993
- Bye-bye.
- 316
- 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,433
- Cheerio.
- Bye.
- 317
- 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,709
- Is that everything?
- 318
- 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,956
- Ah. Allow me.
- Oh, no, it's...
- 319
- 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,155
- No, it's...
- It's my, it's my...
- 320
- 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,231
- No, I'll, I'll...
- It's my typewriter.
- 321
- 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,834
- Oh. I want to get
- a start on the article.
- 322
- 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,558
- First impressions,
- you understand.
- 323
- 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,795
- Hmm.
- 324
- 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,674
- Might we have tea tomorrow?
- Say 5:00?
- 325
- 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,829
- Well, that would be...
- 326
- 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,276
- Oh, no, there's a briefing
- on some patrol thingy.
- 327
- 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,079
- Patrol?
- Yes, of the Dover base.
- 328
- 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,432
- Dinner afterwards, then?
- 329
- 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,873
- There must be
- somewhere in town.
- 330
- 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,398
- Well, yes, there's
- The Oak Hotel, but...
- 331
- 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,914
- 7:00. I insist.
- 332
- 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,157
- Right. Yes.
- 333
- 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,279
- How nice.
- Thank you, Rose.
- 334
- 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,550
- Goodbye.
- 335
- 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,395
- Oh.
- 336
- 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,670
- I want you to have
- a word with Frank.
- 337
- 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,433
- He's got it into his head he
- wants to be a Spitfire pilot.
- 338
- 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,556
- He gets dizzy
- standing on a chair.
- 339
- 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,710
- Well, he lives in his head,
- that's his trouble.
- 340
- 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,795
- Ah.
- 341
- 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,233
- Must have been a racer.
- 342
- 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,519
- Where do you
- keep your...
- 343
- 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,839
- He told me about
- that journalist woman.
- 344
- 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,674
- Arthur?
- 345
- 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,836
- Shall I roll
- out the pastry?
- 346
- 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,400
- Frank said
- you drove her home.
- 347
- 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,555
- Did I?
- 348
- 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,477
- Oh, yes, that's right,
- I believe I did.
- 349
- 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,669
- Ever so glamorous,
- Frank said.
- 350
- 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,274
- Really?
- I hadn't noticed.
- 351
- 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,752
- Just you remember which
- side your bread's buttered.
- 352
- 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,195
- Pass me that bird.
- 353
- 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,599
- Here you go.
- 354
- 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,958
- Thank you for taking me to the
- pictures again, Frank. It was...
- 355
- 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,393
- It was ever
- so romantic.
- 356
- 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,520
- Thanks for
- walking me home.
- 357
- 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,034
- Mum doesn't like me
- being out after dark.
- 358
- 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,755
- Ooh.
- 359
- 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,234
- What're you doing?
- 360
- 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,276
- Kissing you.
- What's wrong with that?
- 361
- 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,389
- People only kiss
- like that in the films!
- 362
- 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,277
- That's what you think.
- 363
- 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,758
- Morning, Miss Winters.
- Corporal Jones.
- 364
- 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,353
- A butcher by trade.
- 365
- 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,675
- But a soldier by nature, ma'am.
- 366
- 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,672
- More notches on my rifle
- than you've had hot dinners.
- 367
- 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,152
- Not that you've had
- too many hot dinners.
- 368
- 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,879
- You've a fine fettle of
- a figure, if I may say.
- 369
- 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,475
- Here.
- 370
- 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,474
- Welcome to Walmington.
- 371
- 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,834
- Thank you, Mr. Jones.
- 372
- 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,195
- Good day.
- 373
- 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,959
- I saw that,
- Jack Jones.
- 374
- 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,758
- You just slipped
- her a sausage.
- 375
- 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,989
- I didn't mean
- nothing by it.
- 376
- 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,640
- And you never stamped
- her book, neither.
- 377
- 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,634
- Good morning.
- 378
- 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,233
- Lovely morning.
- 379
- 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,950
- Quite, quite lovely.
- 380
- 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,316
- Daphne Longfoot.
- Charmed, I'm sure.
- 381
- 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,436
- Rose. Rose Winters.
- 382
- 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,758
- You look busy, Mister...
- 383
- 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,193
- Frazer. Frazer.
- 384
- 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,153
- Yes, well, with the invasion
- any day now,
- 385
- 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,316
- I expect business
- to be brisk.
- 386
- 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,549
- Yes.
- 387
- 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,510
- Private Walker.
- Call me Joe.
- 388
- 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,275
- Very young for the Home Guard, Joe.
- Didn't you enlist?
- 389
- 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,509
- Color blind.
- 390
- 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,910
- Oh. Thought it was an
- allergy to corned beef.
- 391
- 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,433
- Yeah, that and all.
- 392
- 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,955
- All right, lads?
- 393
- 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,001
- You need anything for that
- article of yours, Miss Winters,
- 394
- 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,389
- foolscap, ribbons,
- you just let me know.
- 395
- 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,748
- Will do.
- 396
- 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,997
- Bonny, bonny lass.
- 397
- 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,590
- William Hodges,
- ma'am, air-raid warden.
- 398
- 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,635
- Of course, it's me you should be
- talking to, not the Home Guard.
- 399
- 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,676
- I'm the one who gets
- things done around here.
- 400
- 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,995
- Gas masks, air-raid warnings...
- We are in your debt.
- 401
- 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,595
- I'm rushed off me feet.
- 402
- 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,238
- Cheerio.
- Ta-ta.
- 403
- 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,920
- Look at the color,
- the cut.
- 404
- 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,117
- I'm telling you,
- it's Chanel.
- 405
- 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,519
- I'd know it anywhere.
- 406
- 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,192
- Chanel in Walmington?
- 407
- 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,396
- She seems ever so
- interested in hearing about
- 408
- 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,914
- your brother's cabbages,
- Miss Godfrey.
- 409
- 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,719
- She seems
- most civilized.
- 410
- 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,196
- They said that
- about the Ripper.
- 411
- 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,230
- I won the war
- against snails this year.
- 412
- 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,958
- Salt, that's the answer.
- 413
- 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,155
- Salt?
- 414
- 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,954
- Carry on.
- 415
- 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,479
- She'll be taking
- our men next.
- 416
- 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,589
- Mr. Sponge said she kissed your Frank,
- and not on the cheek.
- 417
- 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,717
- I'd look closer to home
- if I was you, Mrs. Fox.
- 418
- 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,835
- She had a big
- smile on her face
- 419
- 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,478
- when she came out
- that butcher's just now.
- 420
- 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,913
- What's that
- supposed to mean?
- 421
- 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,352
- Handsome woman.
- 422
- 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,438
- Is she?
- 423
- 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,078
- Wouldn't know.
- 424
- 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,033
- Seems a good sort.
- 425
- 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,035
- To be writing
- about us, I mean.
- 426
- 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,556
- Seeing her again after so long is
- really rather discombobulating.
- 427
- 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,991
- Well, you know, confusing.
- 428
- 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,550
- Yes, I know what discombob...
- Discombobu...
- 429
- 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,713
- I know
- what it means, Wilson.
- 430
- 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,592
- So, you knew
- her at Oxford.
- 431
- 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,271
- I was her tutor
- for a while.
- 432
- 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,397
- But you two weren't...
- 433
- 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,914
- Weren't...
- 434
- 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,473
- Well, it looked
- like maybe you were...
- 435
- 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,479
- Were...
- 436
- 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,074
- Or had been, you know.
- 437
- 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,195
- Hmm?
- 438
- 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,395
- Oh.
- 439
- 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,239
- That? No! No, no, no.
- 440
- 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,830
- Good Lord, no.
- Jolly good.
- 441
- 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,913
- Important we're clear.
- 442
- 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,831
- Parade at 6:00.
- Don't be late.
- 443
- 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,318
- - Morning.
- - Good morning.
- 444
- 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,231
- Take these through to the cashier,
- would you, Wilson?
- 445
- 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,833
- Certainly, sir.
- 446
- 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,835
- What are you doing, Pike?
- Stupid...
- 447
- 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,590
- Platoon, fall in!
- 448
- 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,316
- Platoon, right turn!
- 449
- 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,997
- Two, three, one!
- By the left.
- 450
- 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,711
- Quick march!
- 451
- 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,435
- Uh...
- 452
- 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,755
- Mr. Frazer,
- Mr. Godfrey, about turn!
- 453
- 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,955
- Sorry, everyone.
- 454
- 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,635
- Platoon, right turn!
- 455
- 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,870
- Now, Miss Winters,
- 456
- 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,759
- may I say,
- 457
- 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,790
- you do look lovely tonight.
- 458
- 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,434
- I beg your pardon.
- 459
- 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,475
- Ah!
- 460
- 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,913
- Colonel.
- 461
- 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,911
- I didn't mean
- you look lovely.
- 462
- 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,560
- No, no, no, of course not.
- Far from it.
- 463
- 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,753
- Not that you look unlovely.
- I'm sure to many you are lovely.
- 464
- 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,950
- Not really my area.
- 465
- 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,268
- About the patrol.
- 466
- 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,430
- Ah. Yes,
- a great honor.
- 467
- 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,954
- Sergeant Wilson will be here
- any moment for your briefing.
- 468
- 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,915
- We'll crack on without him.
- Golf club do. Wife in the car.
- 469
- 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,228
- Your orders are simple,
- Mainwaring.
- 470
- 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,390
- You're to stick to the
- coastal path at all times.
- 471
- 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,516
- Do not approach the base in any way.
- Understood?
- 472
- 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,431
- Not approach the base?
- But surely we need...
- 473
- 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,317
- Are you questioning
- an order, Mainwaring?
- 474
- 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,949
- As you know, the Home Guard
- have been asked for cuts
- 475
- 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,598
- to help with the
- big push into France.
- 476
- 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,715
- Has it?
- 477
- 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,353
- We'll be reviewing
- the troops.
- 478
- 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,874
- Sorting the wheat from
- the chaff, as it were.
- 479
- 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,112
- I won't beat
- about the bush.
- 480
- 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,556
- Walmington feels chaffy.
- 481
- 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,839
- My men are as
- keen as mustard, sir.
- 482
- 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,477
- Your sergeant
- doesn't seem to be.
- 483
- 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:19,037
- First patrol, this Saturday, 0900.
- Put on a good show.
- 484
- 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,032
- There's no better way
- of saving the platoon.
- 485
- 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,669
- Must dash.
- 486
- 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,158
- We should get together sometime,
- play a round with the wives.
- 487
- 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,272
- Barbara loves a four-ball.
- 488
- 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,079
- Carry on, old man.
- 489
- 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,393
- Chaffy.
- 490
- 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,268
- Platoon, fall in!
- 491
- 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,158
- Attention!
- 492
- 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,233
- Where is Sergeant Wilson?
- 493
- 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,829
- In bed,
- I shouldn't wonder.
- 494
- 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,120
- Caught a chill
- up on the downs.
- 495
- 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,879
- Poppycock.
- 496
- 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,518
- Saw him coming out of
- the gent's outfitters
- 497
- 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,397
- on the High Street
- just an hour ago
- 498
- 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,438
- looking happier than a
- kitten on a cow's udder.
- 499
- 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,231
- I like your tie.
- What?
- 500
- 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,358
- Oh, really? This?
- Do you?
- 501
- 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,555
- Well, it's just a...
- Pfft.
- 502
- 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,832
- I often thought of you
- over the years, Arthur.
- 503
- 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,592
- Teaching, Whitehall, perhaps,
- but never in Walmington-on-Sea.
- 504
- 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,434
- Well, it has its charms.
- 505
- 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,117
- You were such
- a good teacher, Arthur.
- 506
- 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,475
- Well, I don't remember
- teaching you anything.
- 507
- 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,039
- You seemed to
- know it all already.
- 508
- 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,035
- You were so handsome,
- dashing...
- 509
- 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,076
- I haven't dashed
- anywhere for years.
- 510
- 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,389
- Age has only
- improved you, Arthur.
- 511
- 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,033
- Well...
- 512
- 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,031
- Well, I better be off.
- 513
- 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,192
- That night at the
- summer ball, do you remember?
- 514
- 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,431
- I so wanted
- you to kiss me.
- 515
- 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,832
- Didn't you
- want to kiss me?
- 516
- 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,271
- Well, I suppose.
- 517
- 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,112
- Well, I was your tutor,
- 518
- 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,077
- and there were rules.
- 519
- 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,116
- Oh. Rules.
- 520
- 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,559
- Strangled the life
- out of this country.
- 521
- 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,394
- Tell me about your briefing
- with Colonel Theakes.
- 522
- 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,873
- I didn't go.
- 523
- 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,995
- Oh.
- 524
- 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,715
- But I want to write about
- your patrol in my article.
- 525
- 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,711
- Don't worry. Mainwaring will
- tell you everything tomorrow.
- 526
- 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,518
- You'll have
- a job stopping him.
- 527
- 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,520
- Chaffy.
- 528
- 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,954
- Chaffy.
- 529
- 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,998
- My platoon is not chaffy.
- 530
- 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,398
- Public school boy.
- 531
- 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,595
- Mmm?
- 532
- 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,515
- Yeah, Theakes has
- met his match with me.
- 533
- 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,675
- I shall make sure Miss Winters'
- article is so glowing about us,
- 534
- 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,149
- they'll have to pin
- medals on the lot of us.
- 535
- 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,919
- Come to bed.
- 536
- 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,672
- I'm on top tonight.
- 537
- 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,955
- I'm asleep, George.
- 538
- 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,078
- Sleep well, dear.
- 539
- 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,713
- I'll be lucky.
- 540
- 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,272
- Trapped wind again.
- 541
- 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,479
- Arthur.
- 542
- 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,155
- Oh.
- 543
- 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,155
- Good morning.
- 544
- 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,798
- Ah. Good morning.
- 545
- 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,433
- Where was you last night?
- 546
- 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,717
- Oh. Last night
- as in last night?
- 547
- 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,994
- You was at The Oak
- with Miss Winters.
- 548
- 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,229
- Was I?
- 549
- 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,276
- Oh, yes, that's right,
- I was, yeah.
- 550
- 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,910
- Catching up
- on old times.
- 551
- 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,035
- Oh...
- 552
- 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,599
- You look dreadful.
- Well.
- 553
- 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,318
- You didn't come
- for your breakfast.
- 554
- 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,035
- Good Lord,
- I'm late for work.
- 555
- 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,953
- Mrs. Todd said you proper
- pushed the boat out.
- 556
- 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,837
- Woolton pie,
- jam roly-poly.
- 557
- 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,956
- Mavis, you have
- nothing to worry about.
- 558
- 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,672
- I promise you.
- 559
- 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,353
- If you want roly-poly, Arthur,
- I'll give you roly-poly.
- 560
- 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,154
- And my roly-poly will knock her
- roly-poly into a cocked hat.
- 561
- 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,190
- 8:00, after parade,
- roly-poly.
- 562
- 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,029
- Mmm.
- 563
- 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,359
- Don't be late.
- 564
- 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,631
- Roly-poly.
- 565
- 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,469
- Oh, Miss Winters.
- 566
- 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,318
- I say, Miss Winters.
- 567
- 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,277
- We're so confused,
- aren't we, Cissy?
- 568
- 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,155
- Our brother, Charles,
- told us that you're writing an article
- 569
- 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,068
- on the Home Guard
- for The Lady magazine.
- 570
- 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,151
- Yes.
- But they just did one.
- 571
- 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,151
- We subscribe, you see.
- 572
- 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,153
- And they never do two of anything.
- No.
- 573
- 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,150
- It's a follow-up article.
- 574
- 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,521
- The first was so well received,
- they commissioned another.
- 575
- 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,629
- Oh.
- 576
- 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,150
- Well,
- that would explain it.
- 577
- 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,992
- Excuse me, ladies.
- 578
- 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,468
- Captain Mainwaring.
- 579
- 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,080
- Ah!
- 580
- 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,232
- Miss Winters.
- What a pleasant surprise.
- 581
- 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,591
- I was on my way to see you.
- Are you busy?
- 582
- 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,513
- My little break.
- Perhaps you'd join me.
- 583
- 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,269
- They do a very
- passable Chelsea bun.
- 584
- 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,588
- I'd be delighted.
- 585
- 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,918
- Better before the war,
- of course.
- 586
- 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,600
- These days, it's a case
- of "spot the currant."
- 587
- 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,511
- But one mustn't grumble.
- 588
- 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,269
- Mmm...
- 589
- 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,199
- I do like your dress,
- Miss Winters.
- 590
- 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,197
- Oh, thank you, Vera.
- 591
- 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,151
- You can have the
- pattern if you like.
- 592
- 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,714
- Oh.
- 593
- 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,395
- Well, I don't know
- what to say.
- 594
- 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,229
- Oh.
- 595
- 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,475
- Good of you.
- 596
- 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,391
- Well, a woman should
- always look her best,
- 597
- 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,040
- especially at wartime,
- don't you agree?
- 598
- 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,316
- I think you do,
- splendidly.
- 599
- 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,158
- I'm keen for you to
- get to know the platoon,
- 600
- 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,073
- not just as soldiers but as men.
- Mmm.
- 601
- 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,756
- Brave, dedicated,
- honest to a fault.
- 602
- 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,479
- Nylons, Miss Winters?
- 603
- 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,312
- Fresh off the back of a lorry,
- if you know what I mean.
- 604
- 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,358
- Walker, Miss Winters and I are
- discussing military matters.
- 605
- 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,159
- Of course you are!
- 606
- 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,748
- Life in the
- old dog yet, ey?
- 607
- 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,549
- Yeah.
- 608
- 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,594
- Arms to the
- shoulder line!
- 609
- 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,590
- Left, right, left, right.
- 610
- 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,910
- In short, I shall do
- everything in my power
- 611
- 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,192
- to make your article as informative
- and positive as possible.
- 612
- 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,749
- Are you?
- 613
- 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,074
- Oh, yes.
- 614
- 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,960
- Thank you.
- 615
- 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,358
- Well, I expect nothing less from
- a natural leader like yourself.
- 616
- 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,794
- Well, I...
- 617
- 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,078
- Would you mind just taking
- off your spectacles for me?
- 618
- 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,593
- Whatever for?
- 619
- 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,199
- Very well.
- 620
- 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,349
- Ah.
- 621
- 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,118
- I knew it.
- 622
- 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,468
- There's a glint.
- 623
- 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,430
- A certain fire
- in the eyes.
- 624
- 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,313
- You remind me
- of someone.
- 625
- 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,469
- Really?
- 626
- 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,640
- I wonder
- who that could be.
- 627
- 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,398
- Churchill.
- 628
- 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,357
- Winston Churchill.
- 629
- 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,994
- Really?
- You have so many of his qualities.
- 630
- 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,596
- Never given it
- much thought,
- 631
- 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,148
- but I suppose I do.
- 632
- 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,434
- It's uncanny!
- 633
- 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,630
- I like to think
- that if we met,
- 634
- 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,995
- we'd both be
- the richer for it.
- 635
- 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,269
- Oh, yes.
- 636
- 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,795
- Why don't you join
- us at parade tonight?
- 637
- 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,112
- I shall be briefing the platoon on the
- patrol, stiffening their resolve,
- 638
- 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,313
- and endeavoring to inspire them
- in some small way, perhaps.
- 639
- 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,154
- Well.
- Until tonight, then.
- 640
- 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,348
- Good God.
- 641
- 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,599
- Eyes front!
- 642
- 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,955
- What's that, Wilson?
- 643
- 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,189
- Oh.
- 644
- 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,829
- Nothing.
- What's that, sir?
- 645
- 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,835
- Nothing.
- 646
- 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,469
- Fall the men in, Jones.
- 647
- 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,394
- Platoon, fall in!
- 648
- 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,189
- Attention!
- 649
- 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,070
- Sorry I'm late.
- I was writing up my notes, Captain.
- 650
- 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,918
- I quite understand.
- 651
- 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,193
- As Julius Caesar
- himself once said,
- 652
- 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,274
- "Preparation is all."
- 653
- 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,672
- One of my inspirations,
- you know.
- 654
- 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,398
- Murdered by his own men.
- 655
- 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,512
- Thank you.
- Conquered all before him.
- 656
- 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,513
- You know, <i>veni, vidi...</i>
- 657
- 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,349
- Eh...
- 658
- 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,035
- Gather around.
- 659
- 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,917
- Evening, Miss Winters.
- Good evening.
- 660
- 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,430
- Now, listen, men.
- 661
- 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,954
- You all know,
- you can ask me...
- 662
- 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,312
- You all know that you
- can ask me anything,
- 663
- 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,399
- be it of a professional,
- pastoral, or indeed,
- 664
- 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,710
- a philosophical nature.
- 665
- 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,236
- I have a question, Captain.
- 666
- 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,312
- What if life is
- really a dream?
- 667
- 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,389
- When I said philosophical,
- what I meant was...
- 668
- 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,391
- I worry about
- that sometimes, sir,
- 669
- 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,314
- that we're all of us, nothing but
- the dancing spirits of the night.
- 670
- 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,158
- Jones. I'm not sure
- I like that idea.
- 671
- 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,599
- What, the spirits
- or the dancing?
- 672
- 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,830
- Just thinking about it is
- giving me goosebumps. Look.
- 673
- 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,148
- When you're dead,
- you're dead.
- 674
- 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,950
- I've never buried anybody yet who wasn't.
- Well, maybe, just the once.
- 675
- 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,756
- Wouldn't it be terrible, sir,
- if none of us really existed?
- 676
- 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,512
- I mean, who would I
- sell my sausages to?
- 677
- 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,915
- If life's a dream, Jonesy,
- you'd still have to be alive,
- 678
- 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,513
- so you could fall asleep and
- dream they're buying them.
- 679
- 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,358
- Yes, thank you, Walker.
- 680
- 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,596
- Walker! Settle down.
- Settle down, men.
- 681
- 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,954
- Settle down.
- 682
- 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,271
- Now, men.
- 683
- 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,794
- Uh, Wilson.
- 684
- 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,269
- Now, men, I have...
- 685
- 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,200
- Oh.
- 686
- 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,033
- What's up
- with his face?
- 687
- 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,832
- Rigor mortis,
- with a bit of luck.
- 688
- 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:09,875
- Now, men, I have decided
- after due and diligent deliberation,
- 689
- 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,556
- to pinpoint our preliminary
- patrol position, here.
- 690
- 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,949
- In the middle of the Channel.
- That's interesting.
- 691
- 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,076
- You need some
- new specs, Captain?
- 692
- 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,309
- I've got some lovely
- ones just come in.
- 693
- 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,560
- Uh...
- 694
- 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,717
- Here, and end it...
- 695
- 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,235
- Ah!
- 696
- 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,992
- Here.
- 697
- 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,314
- - Wilson!
- - All right, sir?
- 698
- 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,069
- We shall patrol in pairs.
- 699
- 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,988
- So, it would be awfully nice if
- you could stay on the lookout
- 700
- 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,514
- for enemy agents and
- that sort of thing.
- 701
- 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,354
- Yes, my sergeant and I
- will now demonstrate.
- 702
- 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,194
- Wilson.
- 703
- 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:14,119
- Observe how keenly we scan the
- land, the sea, and the sky.
- 704
- 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,919
- Alert to attack from every
- quarter, like coiled springs.
- 705
- 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,952
- All springs
- are coiled, Wilson.
- 706
- 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,676
- Look! I see something.
- 707
- 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,791
- Almost had my eye out.
- A parachutist.
- 708
- 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,472
- Well, I saw him at
- the same time as you, sir.
- 709
- 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,520
- You don't need to point,
- I was doing the pointing.
- 710
- 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,959
- Two dogs, one bone.
- 711
- 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,195
- In one jock.
- 712
- 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,878
- When
- I'm already pointing.
- 713
- 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,791
- One moment, men.
- 714
- 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,639
- Come along.
- 715
- 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,879
- What on Earth
- is the matter?
- 716
- 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,712
- I'm not sure
- what you mean, sir.
- 717
- 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,951
- You're all puffed up.
- Trying to impress Miss Winters?
- 718
- 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,631
- I thought that
- was what you wanted.
- 719
- 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,313
- Copying everything I do?
- 720
- 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,477
- Stop it this instant.
- That's an order.
- 721
- 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,999
- Any questions?
- Any questions?
- 722
- 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,752
- We need a pose.
- 723
- 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,955
- Beg your pardon?
- 724
- 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,991
- Well, we're going
- to be in a magazine.
- 725
- 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,913
- We need a pose,
- something heroic but menacing,
- 726
- 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,350
- like Errol Flynn
- in The Sea Hawk.
- 727
- 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,828
- Stupid boy.
- 728
- 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,349
- How about this?
- 729
- 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,672
- There won't be
- any need for poses.
- 730
- 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,836
- Miss Winters won't be
- joining us on patrol.
- 731
- 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,110
- - What?
- - Order, order.
- 732
- 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,519
- Men, men. Order, please.
- 733
- 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,350
- Only authorized personnel will be
- joining us on the coastal path.
- 734
- 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,195
- Platoon is the subject of her article,
- not the patrol.
- 735
- 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,349
- I understand one or two of you have
- brought along some personal items
- 736
- 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,038
- you'd like to
- share with her.
- 737
- 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,354
- Who'd like to go first?
- 738
- 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,994
- Evening, Mavis.
- 739
- 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,640
- I'm just
- stretching my legs.
- 740
- 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,711
- Likewise, I'm sure.
- 741
- 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,239
- Thank you, Frazer.
- 742
- 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,879
- Frazer.
- 743
- 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,155
- George!
- 744
- 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,198
- Where are your glasses?
- 745
- 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,315
- Hello, dear.
- 746
- 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,032
- Just resting my eyes.
- 747
- 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,270
- Don't! It makes
- you look piggy.
- 748
- 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,475
- Come along.
- 749
- 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,238
- Come on, Joe.
- Darts night.
- 750
- 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,276
- I don't play darts.
- You do now.
- 751
- 00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,989
- Frank.
- 752
- 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,828
- <i>Lifeboat's</i> on in Eastgate.
- 753
- 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,757
- Can't you see I'm busy?
- 754
- 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,473
- Frank, where's Arthur?
- 755
- 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,431
- Mavis.
- What a...
- 756
- 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,636
- What a lovely surprise.
- 757
- 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,909
- New suit, Arthur?
- 758
- 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,833
- Uh, what?
- No, no, no. It's...
- 759
- 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,951
- You can wear it for
- what's left of your dinner.
- 760
- 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,316
- Elizabeth Mainwaring, ATS.
- Officer, First Class.
- 761
- 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,000
- Rose Winters.
- You do a marvelous job.
- 762
- 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,190
- I believe in fighting
- for what's ours
- 763
- 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,833
- and crushing
- the enemy underfoot.
- 764
- 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,279
- Don't you?
- 765
- 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,153
- I'll say good night,
- Mrs. Mainwaring.
- 766
- 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,314
- George.
- 767
- 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,039
- Night, Frank.
- 768
- 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,390
- Time and tide, George.
- 769
- 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,797
- "Cottage,
- 4:00 p.m. Please come."
- 770
- 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,509
- George!
- 771
- 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,833
- Coming, dear.
- 772
- 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,713
- Hello, Joe.
- Oh. Strike a light!
- 773
- 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,037
- I thought
- you was Old Bill.
- 774
- 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,990
- Quite a hoard
- you have here.
- 775
- 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,835
- I take it you don't
- believe in rationing.
- 776
- 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,430
- Well, keep your head down
- and earn a few bob,
- 777
- 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,516
- that's what I believe in.
- 778
- 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,711
- Since they shut off the army base,
- I've got a right backlog.
- 779
- 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,159
- I'm making up for lost time.
- 780
- 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,549
- Captain Mainwaring said you're
- not going near the base.
- 781
- 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,830
- Once I'm inside
- the compound,
- 782
- 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,353
- there'll be no stopping me.
- 783
- 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,716
- You know,
- I should really report this.
- 784
- 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,239
- Come on, then.
- 785
- 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,196
- We all have our price,
- Miss Winters.
- 786
- 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,673
- What's yours?
- 787
- 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,752
- Petrol? Navy Cut?
- Bootleg French perfume?
- 788
- 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,749
- Chanel No.5?
- 789
- 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,633
- When you go to the base,
- take me with you.
- 790
- 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,637
- You're not coming
- on the patrol.
- 791
- 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,917
- You're not the only who knows
- how to get what they want, Joe.
- 792
- 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,553
- Of course, this will be
- quilted for extra comfort
- 793
- 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,835
- on your eternal slumber.
- 794
- 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,229
- Yes, I'd be quite happy
- to decompose in this.
- 795
- 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,556
- We'll take two, Mr. Frazer.
- 796
- 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,149
- I don't suppose
- you would consider a discount.
- 797
- 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,679
- Well, to avail
- yourself of that,
- 798
- 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,553
- you would both have to pass on
- before the end of the month.
- 799
- 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,116
- Oh. We're not ready to go quite yet,
- are we, Cissy?
- 800
- 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,431
- Mother lived to 101.
- 801
- 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,712
- Miss Winters, one moment!
- 802
- 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,518
- Miss Winters.
- 803
- 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,430
- Cissy rang The Lady
- magazine in London
- 804
- 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,428
- to inquire about
- your follow-up article.
- 805
- 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,473
- And they know
- nothing about it, or you.
- 806
- 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,793
- You're on the run
- from the police.
- 807
- 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,797
- You killed a man
- with your umbrella.
- 808
- 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,991
- Oh, I do apologize,
- Miss Winters.
- 809
- 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,432
- She is cursed with
- a romantic spirit.
- 810
- 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,794
- I know.
- 811
- 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,511
- You're a secret agent.
- 812
- 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,714
- A German spy
- 813
- 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,115
- sent here to discover
- the invasion plans
- 814
- 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,475
- and bring
- the Allies to their knees.
- 815
- 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,994
- I'm afraid the truth is far less
- colorful than that, ladies.
- 816
- 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,112
- I work for
- the Associated Press.
- 817
- 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,273
- They place all their
- articles uncredited.
- 818
- 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,632
- I hope that's cleared up
- the confusion for you.
- 819
- 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,994
- Good day.
- 820
- 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,316
- Hello, Captain. Welcome.
- 821
- 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,159
- I do like your hat.
- 822
- 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,390
- Oh. This old thing?
- 823
- 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,476
- Please, come on in.
- Yeah.
- 824
- 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,591
- Sorry about the manner
- of my invitation.
- 825
- 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,511
- No, no.
- 826
- 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,514
- No. Not at all.
- 827
- 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,276
- <i>I was hoping
- you'd tell me more</i>
- 828
- 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,397
- about your unique
- leadership style.
- 829
- 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,715
- Well,
- 830
- 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,713
- I'm not one to
- blow my own trumpet,
- 831
- 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,156
- but I lead by example.
- 832
- 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,389
- There's nothing I would ask my men
- to do that I would not do myself.
- 833
- 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,555
- Hmm.
- 834
- 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,389
- Cake?
- 835
- 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,877
- It's rather small,
- I'm afraid.
- 836
- 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,348
- We eat
- 837
- 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,757
- as a free people,
- not under the Nazi heel.
- 838
- 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,709
- One thing my
- men know for sure,
- 839
- 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,951
- the jackboot will not tread
- upon this hallowed land
- 840
- 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,479
- while there is
- breath in this...
- 841
- 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,315
- Are you all right?
- 842
- 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,799
- Gone down the wrong way.
- 843
- 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,595
- You speak so
- eloquently, Captain.
- 844
- 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,517
- Have you never committed
- your thoughts to paper?
- 845
- 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:15,276
- No, there's not enough
- hours in the day, I'm afraid.
- 846
- 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,876
- Leadership is many things,
- Miss Winters.
- 847
- 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,270
- Rose, I insist.
- 848
- 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,951
- Leadership is
- many things, Rose.
- 849
- 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,354
- But most of all,
- it's about vision.
- 850
- 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,475
- Oh.
- 851
- 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,079
- Oh.
- 852
- 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,592
- Cake on the floor. Cake on the...
- You're quite right, though.
- 853
- 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,432
- So sorry.
- 854
- 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,076
- Europe is crying out
- for a man of vision, clarity,
- 855
- 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,275
- even ruthlessness.
- 856
- 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,469
- Quite.
- 857
- 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,033
- Get the trains
- running on time.
- 858
- 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,796
- I believe you're destined to play
- a huge part in this war, George.
- 859
- 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,789
- Really?
- 860
- 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,073
- I do hope so.
- 861
- 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,150
- I'm only sorry I won't be
- able to write about it.
- 862
- 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,635
- But you must.
- 863
- 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,514
- What is the matter?
- 864
- 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,119
- It's my editor.
- 865
- 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,634
- He said if I don't write about
- your patrol in my article,
- 866
- 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,635
- then he won't publish it.
- 867
- 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,997
- Come, now. Here.
- 868
- 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,831
- Maybe if your
- editor insists upon it,
- 869
- 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,234
- then...
- 870
- 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,639
- What?
- 871
- 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,760
- Maybe you should...
- 872
- 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,955
- Rose?
- 873
- 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,032
- - Wilson.
- - Hello?
- 874
- 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,200
- What's he doing here?
- 875
- 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,548
- I have no idea.
- 876
- 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,557
- - One moment.
- - Hello?
- 877
- 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,235
- No, no.
- 878
- 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,638
- I'm not here. I'm in Eastbourne
- with my area manager.
- 879
- 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,431
- "A thing of beauty
- is a joy forever."
- 880
- 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,640
- "Its loveliness
- increases..."
- 881
- 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,238
- Arthur, this is not the time.
- 882
- 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,351
- Sorry. I'll come back.
- 883
- 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,759
- No, I won't!
- 884
- 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,918
- I've been doing
- that all my life,
- 885
- 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,759
- saying I'll come back
- when I wanted to stay,
- 886
- 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,030
- staying when
- I wanted to go.
- 887
- 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,718
- Rose, that night
- at the summer ball,
- 888
- 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,152
- I wanted to kiss
- you very, very much.
- 889
- 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,391
- I should have
- kissed you, like this.
- 890
- 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,794
- Sorry.
- 891
- 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,348
- I had feelings for you
- then, Rose. I still do.
- 892
- 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,829
- Perhaps I haven't been
- everything I could have been,
- 893
- 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,712
- but perhaps
- it's not too late.
- 894
- 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,595
- Perhaps I still could be,
- with a little help from someone,
- 895
- 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,638
- someone like you.
- 896
- 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,752
- Rose, guess who!
- 897
- 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,515
- Frank? What's he doing here?
- I have no idea.
- 898
- 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,039
- One moment.
- 899
- 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,756
- I've come
- to find you.
- 900
- 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,516
- "Here's looking
- at you, kid."
- 901
- 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,556
- Frank, you've been drinking.
- 902
- 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,600
- Mum's ginger wine.
- It don't half make you squiffy.
- 903
- 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,556
- I got your note.
- I can read between the lines.
- 904
- 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,912
- I know what
- you're really saying.
- 905
- 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,792
- See, you're a woman
- and I'm a man.
- 906
- 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,319
- With a drawn
- on moustache.
- 907
- 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,589
- I'm Errol Flynn.
- 908
- 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,598
- - Kiss me.
- - Frank!
- 909
- 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,554
- - Mum?
- - I know you're in there.
- 910
- 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,473
- Frank?
- I got this licked, sugar.
- 911
- 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,158
- Can you hear me?
- 912
- 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,674
- Mum?
- 913
- 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,791
- You get
- yourself out here, now.
- 914
- 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,956
- I've got an
- announcement to make.
- 915
- 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,433
- Look
- at the state of you.
- 916
- 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,988
- Me and Miss
- Winters are in love.
- 917
- 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,439
- Don't be ridiculous.
- 918
- 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,714
- Good afternoon, sir.
- 919
- 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,949
- Wilson.
- 920
- 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,629
- Out. Now.
- 921
- 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,475
- The window. Quickly.
- 922
- 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,952
- George. George.
- The patrol.
- 923
- 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:56,994
- Can I come?
- 924
- 00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,999
- Yes, of course.
- 925
- 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,639
- There you...
- 926
- 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,477
- How dare you lead
- my little boy astray.
- 927
- 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,156
- You stay away from him.
- 928
- 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,512
- From both of 'em.
- 929
- 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,794
- Wilson.
- 930
- 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,714
- Get in.
- 931
- 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,753
- Taking in the air,
- Mainwaring?
- 932
- 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,876
- Recceing an exercise
- for the men, sir.
- 933
- 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,393
- Yes,
- well, we're all busy.
- 934
- 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,275
- I've got a ten-footer
- on the eighth for a half.
- 935
- 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,874
- Cunningham.
- Meeks.
- 936
- 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,350
- From MI5. Captain,
- we have a situation.
- 937
- 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,433
- We've picked up an enemy radio
- signal sent from this area.
- 938
- 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,795
- To the Abwehr
- in Berlin.
- 939
- 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:43,391
- An enemy spy is operating
- somewhere near here.
- 940
- 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,755
- Codename Cobra,
- no less.
- 941
- 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,792
- He'll be after information
- on the Dover base.
- 942
- 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,559
- Operation Bodyguard
- was set up a year ago
- 943
- 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,108
- to keep Hitler guessing
- about the invasion.
- 944
- 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,754
- Decoys, deception,
- that sort of thing.
- 945
- 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,318
- This could cost us
- the war, Captain.
- 946
- 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,591
- If you see anything in
- the least suspicious,
- 947
- 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:05,914
- call us.
- 948
- 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,759
- We're counting on you.
- 949
- 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,400
- It could be
- anyone, Mainwaring.
- 950
- 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,998
- <i>Enemy radio signal...</i>
- 951
- 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,510
- <i>Enemy spy is operating
- somewhere near here.</i>
- 952
- 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,840
- <i>It could be
- anyone, Mainwaring.</i>
- 953
- 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,478
- <i>Anyone.</i>
- 954
- 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,792
- She's old enough
- to be your mother.
- 955
- 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,388
- Creeping around there,
- declaring undying love.
- 956
- 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,040
- Honestly, Frank,
- what were you thinking?
- 957
- 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,196
- Who'd do a stupid,
- brainless thing like that?
- 958
- 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,355
- Exactly. I mean...
- 959
- 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,311
- Not your Uncle Arthur,
- that's for sure.
- 960
- 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,794
- Frank.
- 961
- 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,836
- Are you just gonna
- throw our life away?
- 962
- 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,715
- Frank.
- 963
- 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,796
- How have I upset you?
- 964
- 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,680
- Uh.
- 965
- 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,514
- I don't wanna
- lose you, Frank.
- 966
- 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,393
- We're finished, Vera.
- 967
- 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,954
- "You and I don't amount to a hill
- of beans in this crazy world."
- 968
- 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,195
- Bye.
- 969
- 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,829
- Bye.
- 970
- 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,314
- I must go.
- 971
- 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,197
- I may not be
- educated like her.
- 972
- 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,197
- I may not be rich
- like her, or beautiful.
- 973
- 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,999
- But God help me,
- Arthur Wilson,
- 974
- 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,275
- I love you, and I'm not giving
- you up without a fight.
- 975
- 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,395
- Oh...
- 976
- 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,194
- Night, Uncle Arthur.
- 977
- 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,588
- Good night, son.
- 978
- 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,351
- How was Mr. Gribbins?
- 979
- 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,235
- Hmm?
- 980
- 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,271
- He's your area manager.
- 981
- 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,359
- You met him today
- in Eastbourne, apparently.
- 982
- 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,273
- Oh, uh...
- 983
- 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,236
- Fine. Fine.
- 984
- 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,271
- I saw your trousers.
- 985
- 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,231
- Tried to bite you,
- did he?
- 986
- 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,909
- What's the matter?
- Have you seen a ghost?
- 987
- 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,429
- Sorry, dear.
- 988
- 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,632
- Rather a long day.
- 989
- 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,960
- Evening, Mainwaring.
- 990
- 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,638
- Evening.
- 991
- 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,320
- Put that light out.
- 992
- 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,475
- No.
- 993
- 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,792
- Captain Mainwaring.
- 994
- 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,031
- Mrs. Fox and I are
- doing a jigsaw puzzle, sir.
- 995
- 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,435
- Bit of sky fell
- down the sofa.
- 996
- 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,158
- We need to talk.
- 997
- 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,271
- I'll say good night,
- then.
- 998
- 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,519
- Unless you're going to
- burst in on me later,
- 999
- 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,030
- and have your wicked way.
- 1000
- 00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,513
- Night, Mrs. Fox.
- 1001
- 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,237
- Jones, I want
- you to remain calm.
- 1002
- 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,954
- What I have to tell you
- is highly confidential.
- 1003
- 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,719
- What, a spy? A real one?
- Quiet, Jones.
- 1004
- 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,479
- You're the only
- person I've told.
- 1005
- 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,278
- How do you know, sir?
- 1006
- 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,510
- I've had a visit from MI5.
- 1007
- 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,200
- MI5? Why are you telling me?
- 1008
- 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,595
- You think it's me, don't you?
- You think I'm the spy.
- 1009
- 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,994
- You've come here
- to arrest me.
- 1010
- 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,229
- Of course not, Jones.
- 1011
- 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,839
- Sit down.
- 1012
- 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,196
- I've come here because
- I intend to catch him.
- 1013
- 01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,398
- But things could get nasty,
- 1014
- 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,751
- and you're the only one of us
- who's ever actually, you know...
- 1015
- 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,396
- Thusly.
- Aye, sir.
- 1016
- 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,999
- Thusly.
- Quite.
- 1017
- 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,240
- I may need you to
- dispatch him, Jones.
- 1018
- 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,557
- Sit tight for now.
- I shall be in touch.
- 1019
- 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,433
- Meantime,
- 1020
- 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,032
- put an edge on that.
- 1021
- 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,069
- Very good, sir.
- 1022
- 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,713
- Don't panic, Jack.
- Don't panic.
- 1023
- 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,953
- It's easy.
- 1024
- 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,392
- Arthur.
- Rose.
- 1025
- 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,271
- I apologize about earlier.
- 1026
- 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,719
- Oh, no, don't.
- 1027
- 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,791
- I have feelings
- for you, too.
- 1028
- 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,313
- Seeing you again has
- brought them all back.
- 1029
- 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,315
- I'm leaving tomorrow
- night after the patrol.
- 1030
- 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,079
- I want you
- to come with me.
- 1031
- 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,913
- Tomorrow night?
- 1032
- 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,270
- Tomorrow night's
- bridge night.
- 1033
- 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,438
- I need your answer.
- 1034
- 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,954
- After the patrol.
- 1035
- 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,556
- Oh. Captain Mainwaring.
- Morning, ladies.
- 1036
- 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,519
- Captain Mainwaring, we have discovered
- something terribly exciting
- 1037
- 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,358
- about Miss Winters.
- 1038
- 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,674
- Straight out
- of Greenmantle.
- 1039
- 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,836
- I can't stop.
- My country needs me.
- 1040
- 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,474
- Well, please yourself,
- Mr. Mainwaring.
- 1041
- 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,353
- Off to win
- the war, Napoleon?
- 1042
- 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,436
- Just you wait, Hodges.
- 1043
- 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,159
- Today is going to be the
- pinnacle of my military career.
- 1044
- 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,317
- Don't tell me, you're gonna collect
- Colonel Theakes's laundry?
- 1045
- 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,998
- Wilson.
- Morning, sir.
- 1046
- 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,509
- About yesterday,
- we're both men of the world.
- 1047
- 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,709
- Are we, sir?
- 1048
- 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,319
- Well, yes.
- 1049
- 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,594
- I suggest that we...
- 1050
- 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,829
- Draw a veil.
- 1051
- 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,789
- Precisely.
- 1052
- 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,949
- Consider it drawn.
- 1053
- 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,640
- Colonel, we're just
- about to set off.
- 1054
- 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,871
- <i>MI5 have picked
- up another signal from the spy.</i>
- 1055
- 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,671
- They've narrowed down
- his location, Mainwaring.
- 1056
- 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,633
- <i>He's in Walmington.</i>
- 1057
- 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,191
- Walmington? Good Lord.
- 1058
- 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,880
- They're putting a cordon
- round the town to flush him out.
- 1059
- 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,638
- I want your
- platoon at their disposal
- 1060
- 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,789
- <i>as soon as you've
- finished patrol.</i>
- 1061
- 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,313
- <i>You'd better
- let your men know.</i>
- 1062
- 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,594
- Of course, Colonel.
- 1063
- 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,551
- <i>It's imperative that
- he's caught, Mainwaring.</i>
- 1064
- 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,433
- The Allies cross
- into France in 48 hours.
- 1065
- 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,873
- - A spy?
- - In Walmington?
- 1066
- 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,911
- I can feel it in my bones.
- Walmington?
- 1067
- 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,235
- I'll catch him, sir.
- What does he look like?
- 1068
- 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,509
- We don't know, Frank.
- 1069
- 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,079
- That's rather
- the point with spies.
- 1070
- 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,110
- His target is
- the army base at Dover.
- 1071
- 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,915
- We need to keep
- a close watch on those cliffs.
- 1072
- 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,352
- I want to catch him.
- 1073
- 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:52,629
- And make today
- the proudest in our history.
- 1074
- 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,314
- He's close by.
- I can feel him.
- 1075
- 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:20,993
- Uncle Arthur!
- 1076
- 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,719
- Uncle Arthur!
- 1077
- 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,111
- Do be quiet, Frank.
- 1078
- 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:27,720
- Ah.
- 1079
- 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,478
- I can see something, sir.
- 1080
- 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,758
- Where?
- Look.
- 1081
- 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,400
- Don't panic, Mr. Godfrey.
- Keep pointing.
- 1082
- 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,998
- I'll alert my commanding officer.
- What is it?
- 1083
- 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,951
- It's over there.
- Look. Can you see?
- 1084
- 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,398
- What is it, Godfrey?
- 1085
- 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,672
- It's a spy. A spy over there.
- See? There.
- 1086
- 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,750
- He's sending a signal.
- 1087
- 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:47,909
- What?
- 1088
- 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,069
- The spy.
- 1089
- 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,158
- Yes. White.
- White, brown. White, brown.
- 1090
- 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,272
- White, brown. White, brown.
- White, brown. White, brown.
- 1091
- 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,635
- White, brown.
- White... God.
- 1092
- 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,150
- As you were, men.
- 1093
- 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,959
- It's a rabbit.
- 1094
- 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:11,991
- Sir. Sir, are you sure it's not
- a tiny spy dressed as a rabbit?
- 1095
- 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,270
- These Nazi spies are
- a devious lot, sir.
- 1096
- 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,999
- What a fanciful
- notion, Jones.
- 1097
- 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,793
- This weighs a ton.
- 1098
- 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,350
- The base is
- just over the rise.
- 1099
- 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,998
- Carry this for me,
- would you, Jonesy?
- 1100
- 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,120
- Righto.
- 1101
- 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,350
- I'm just gonna
- take some samples over.
- 1102
- 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,398
- Here you go.
- 1103
- 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,552
- It's now or never.
- 1104
- 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,360
- It ain't half
- heavy, Mr. Jones.
- 1105
- 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,879
- No, light as a feather.
- 1106
- 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,548
- Are you all right,
- Mr. Jones?
- 1107
- 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,159
- Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
- 1108
- 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,312
- Come on, Rose.
- Thank you.
- 1109
- 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,708
- Blimey.
- 1110
- 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,073
- They've been busy.
- 1111
- 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,518
- What are you doing?
- 1112
- 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,236
- Well, a girl has
- to look her best.
- 1113
- 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,516
- Look,
- Mr. Jones, a kittiwake.
- 1114
- 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,434
- Whoa, whoa.
- 1115
- 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,238
- All right, Mr. Jones.
- 1116
- 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,513
- Don't you worry about me,
- Mr. Godfrey.
- 1117
- 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,275
- I'm strong as an ox
- and twice as hairy.
- 1118
- 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,356
- If I see the spy,
- I'm going to throw pepper in his eyes.
- 1119
- 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,509
- Whoa...
- 1120
- 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,910
- I might have to ask him to stand
- downwind of me, mind you, but...
- 1121
- 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,800
- Mr. Jones?
- 1122
- 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,434
- Mr. Jones?
- 1123
- 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,277
- Captain Mainwaring!
- Mr. Jones has gone over!
- 1124
- 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,080
- Oh, no.
- 1125
- 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,078
- He can't be.
- 1126
- 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,030
- To the beach,
- men, at the double.
- 1127
- 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,275
- Captain!
- 1128
- 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,753
- Jones?
- 1129
- 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,113
- - Jones!
- - He's alive.
- 1130
- 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,520
- - Thank heavens.
- - Hold on tight.
- 1131
- 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,953
- Don't panic.
- 1132
- 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,592
- I am panicking, sir.
- I can't help it.
- 1133
- 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,870
- Rope. We need rope, men.
- 1134
- 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,029
- Where's Walker?
- 1135
- 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,553
- He's gone to
- the base to get help.
- 1136
- 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,272
- Well, fetch him, Pike.
- Yeah.
- 1137
- 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:22,400
- Hold on, Jones.
- 1138
- 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,833
- Jones.
- 1139
- 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,631
- Joe! Joe, Mr. Jones has gone over.
- We need rope.
- 1140
- 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,232
- Hold on tight!
- We're coming.
- 1141
- 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,719
- Can you come
- fairly quickly, sir?
- 1142
- 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,792
- Terrible. I never
- got his measurements.
- 1143
- 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,355
- Yeah, that'll do.
- 1144
- 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,149
- Come on.
- 1145
- 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,549
- Tie it off, Jones!
- Tie it off.
- 1146
- 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,235
- Yeah, yeah, it's tied off.
- Chain's tied off, yeah.
- 1147
- 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,515
- - Hold on tight, Jonesy.
- - Pull him up, men.
- 1148
- 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,949
- - One, two, three.
- - Jonesy, you're safe as houses.
- 1149
- 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,634
- - Pull!
- - Hold on, Jones!
- 1150
- 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:04,789
- You okay?
- 1151
- 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:09,640
- Hold on, Jones!
- 1152
- 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,990
- I'm rotating, sir.
- I'm rotating.
- 1153
- 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,109
- - Give me your hand, Jones!
- - That's it.
- 1154
- 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,634
- - Pull!
- - Pull! Pull, men!
- 1155
- 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,272
- - Jones, pull.
- - That's it, well done.
- 1156
- 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,032
- - Grab his arse.
- - Well done.
- 1157
- 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,833
- Thank you, sir.
- I thought I was a goner.
- 1158
- 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,673
- My whole life
- flashed before my eyes.
- 1159
- 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,871
- At least I think
- it was my life.
- 1160
- 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,276
- Right, let's get this
- chain back to the base.
- 1161
- 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,800
- You gave me
- a real fright, Mr. Jones.
- 1162
- 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,711
- Right,
- up you come, Jonesy.
- 1163
- 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,758
- There's a sight for
- sore eyes, Walker?
- 1164
- 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,989
- Makes you
- proud to be British.
- 1165
- 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,593
- Stone the crows.
- 1166
- 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,870
- Here, the whole
- place is a fake!
- 1167
- 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,951
- Miss Winters.
- 1168
- 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,439
- Vera.
- 1169
- 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,197
- What brings you out here?
- 1170
- 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,271
- I saw you
- out on the sands.
- 1171
- 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,269
- It's Frank.
- 1172
- 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,748
- I know he's a silly boy,
- but he'll make a fine man one day.
- 1173
- 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,151
- I love him,
- Miss Winters.
- 1174
- 01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,274
- Trouble is,
- he loves you.
- 1175
- 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,312
- Just a little crush, perhaps.
- Nothing to worry about.
- 1176
- 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,631
- Besides, I leave tonight.
- 1177
- 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960
- Oh.
- 1178
- 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,635
- Oh.
- 1179
- 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,033
- Where are you
- off to next?
- 1180
- 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,315
- Paris? New York?
- 1181
- 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,070
- You life's so glamorous
- compared to mine.
- 1182
- 01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,635
- What's that?
- You hear that?
- 1183
- 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,838
- Stay where you are.
- 1184
- 01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,869
- I'm going
- home to Berlin.
- 1185
- 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,830
- It's a complete
- and utter balls-up.
- 1186
- 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,873
- Operation Bodyguard took yonks
- to put into place and you...
- 1187
- 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,629
- You have destroyed it
- in seconds, you imbecile.
- 1188
- 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:21,195
- The entire invasion plan will have
- to be put back now because of you
- 1189
- 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,197
- until, I don't know, June.
- 1190
- 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,188
- And I'm meant to be
- going sailing in June.
- 1191
- 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:31,511
- My men have now secured all but
- one of the tanks, Brigadier.
- 1192
- 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:37,235
- It is quite possible that the
- spy saw absolutely nothing.
- 1193
- 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,035
- Captain Mainwaring!
- Captain Mainwaring!
- 1194
- 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,994
- Oh, yes, Napoleon. This is the
- pinnacle of your career, all right.
- 1195
- 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,709
- You are stripped of your
- rank with immediate effect.
- 1196
- 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,239
- Wilson, you have
- the command.
- 1197
- 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:08,989
- Oxford man, sir.
- 1198
- 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,195
- Good show.
- 1199
- 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,392
- The future of this
- platoon is under review.
- 1200
- 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,756
- Brigadier.
- Dismissed.
- 1201
- 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,629
- I'm sorry, sir.
- It's all my fault,
- 1202
- 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,637
- falling off the
- cliff like that.
- 1203
- 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,433
- No, Jones.
- 1204
- 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,440
- Men,
- 1205
- 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,591
- it's been
- a privilege.
- 1206
- 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,439
- Upsy-daisy.
- 1207
- 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,432
- Arthur, I need your answer.
- 1208
- 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,432
- I'm not coming, Rose.
- 1209
- 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,953
- It's a dream
- 1210
- 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,278
- of another life.
- 1211
- 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,589
- Didn't you hear him?
- 1212
- 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:08,638
- That MI5 are gonna question us all,
- first thing they get here.
- 1213
- 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:09,760
- But I don't know nothing.
- 1214
- 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,990
- They'll use
- the thumbscrews.
- 1215
- 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,471
- My train leaves
- in an hour.
- 1216
- 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,471
- Will you come
- and see me off?
- 1217
- 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,353
- For old times' sake?
- 1218
- 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,799
- Of course.
- 1219
- 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,513
- That's decided then.
- 1220
- 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,308
- Thank you, Vicar.
- Goodbye.
- 1221
- 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,115
- George, I thought
- you were on patrol.
- 1222
- 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,432
- So, it's been agreed.
- 1223
- 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,673
- The choir will form
- the head of the parade
- 1224
- 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,591
- while the platoon
- brings up the rear.
- 1225
- 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,354
- Whatever you say, dear.
- 1226
- 01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,079
- There's no point
- arguing about it.
- 1227
- 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,229
- George, you're
- white as a sheet.
- 1228
- 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,031
- I shan't be on parade.
- 1229
- 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,195
- I'm no longer a serving
- officer in the Home Guard.
- 1230
- 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,508
- I've been let go.
- 1231
- 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,272
- I beg your pardon?
- 1232
- 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,396
- They're thinking of disbanding
- the platoon 'cause of me.
- 1233
- 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,712
- All I ever wanted in
- this war was to do my bit.
- 1234
- 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,390
- Mainwaring residence.
- 1235
- 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,079
- Two nights ago, he invited me
- for a drink to talk about old times.
- 1236
- 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,957
- It was so awkward.
- He tried to kiss me.
- 1237
- 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,957
- Oh, the cad.
- 1238
- 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,878
- So I came in here
- and I heard a sound,
- 1239
- 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:05,748
- like static or
- a transmitter or something.
- 1240
- 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,439
- He told me it was
- his wireless, but...
- 1241
- 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,078
- Good Lord.
- 1242
- 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,038
- Captain Pigeon ring!
- 1243
- 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,032
- The incriminalizing
- evidentials!
- 1244
- 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,838
- Some sort of code.
- 1245
- 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,791
- What sort of
- language is that?
- 1246
- 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,313
- German, perhaps.
- 1247
- 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,153
- Captain, look.
- 1248
- 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,949
- Oh, no.
- 1249
- 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,312
- 1:24.
- 1250
- 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,519
- Still time.
- 1251
- 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,233
- Jones.
- 1252
- 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,630
- Sir, I want to tell you something
- in complete continence.
- 1253
- 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,199
- I've never killed a man.
- 1254
- 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,875
- What?
- 1255
- 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,389
- Fine time
- to tell me, Jones.
- 1256
- 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,351
- All those stories
- about the Sudan?
- 1257
- 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:43,274
- Well, I was there all right, sir.
- Army Catering Corps.
- 1258
- 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,669
- When I come back,
- I sort of emblemished the truth.
- 1259
- 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:49,355
- Who wants to know he went all the
- way to the Sudan to make tea?
- 1260
- 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,509
- Well, you know
- what they say.
- 1261
- 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:02,716
- "Cometh the hour,
- cometh the man."
- 1262
- 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,473
- <i>Guten</i> evening, <i>Herr</i> Wilson.
- <i>Handies hoch.</i>
- 1263
- 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,198
- I beg your pardon?
- 1264
- 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,554
- About to abscond,
- are we?
- 1265
- 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,232
- Sir, I'm not a spy.
- 1266
- 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,394
- Well, I shouldn't be surprised.
- 1267
- 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:32,390
- Your class has always
- had a talent for treachery.
- 1268
- 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,757
- This war will sweep
- your kind away, Wilson,
- 1269
- 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,718
- and I for one will
- not mourn its passing.
- 1270
- 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,832
- You turn my stomach.
- 1271
- 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,478
- Coward!
- 1272
- 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,114
- I don't know what
- I'll do if they disband us.
- 1273
- 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,596
- My sisters like to play
- canasta in the evenings.
- 1274
- 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,716
- I find it all
- rather complicated.
- 1275
- 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,358
- I'm joining the ATS.
- 1276
- 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,439
- Darn sight
- prettier than you lot.
- 1277
- 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,995
- Well,
- look who's here.
- 1278
- 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,112
- Men who lost us the war.
- 1279
- 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,555
- That's most unkind,
- Mr. Hodges.
- 1280
- 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,279
- Who needs the enemy when
- we've got the Home Guard?
- 1281
- 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,590
- You're a shambles,
- the lot of you.
- 1282
- 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,432
- How dare
- you say that?
- 1283
- 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,600
- Mr. Frazer and Mr. Jones
- fought in the First War.
- 1284
- 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,511
- Mr. Godfrey was
- a stretcher bearer.
- 1285
- 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,033
- You're not fit to
- lick their boots.
- 1286
- 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,439
- And you wanna watch
- your lip, sunshine.
- 1287
- 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,078
- All you do is
- whistle at people.
- 1288
- 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,760
- "Put that light out!
- Put that light out!"
- 1289
- 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,631
- Shut your mouth,
- you little mummy's boy.
- 1290
- 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,358
- I'll have your
- guts for garters.
- 1291
- 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:33,715
- Behave yourself.
- 1292
- 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,631
- I have grave news, men.
- 1293
- 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,592
- Grave news indeed.
- 1294
- 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,113
- Well, look who it is.
- 1295
- 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,316
- The failure-in-chief.
- 1296
- 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,509
- Evidence has been found indicating
- Sergeant Wilson is the spy.
- 1297
- 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,313
- Sergeant Wilson?
- No, he's not good-looking enough.
- 1298
- 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,119
- He can't be the spy.
- He'd have told us.
- 1299
- 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,430
- It's over, Mainwaring.
- Go home, man.
- 1300
- 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,960
- You've been stripped
- of your command,
- 1301
- 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,718
- stripped naked in
- the eyes of the world,
- 1302
- 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,472
- and it's a terrible sight.
- 1303
- 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,074
- Corporal Jones and I have
- discovered a crystal radio set
- 1304
- 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,957
- hidden under his desk
- 1305
- 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,715
- and top-secret documents
- written in German.
- 1306
- 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,193
- No way.
- God, German.
- 1307
- 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:23,119
- I've locked him into the
- church hall until MI5 arrive.
- 1308
- 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,838
- I'm telling Mum.
- 1309
- 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,831
- In the meantime, I shall be
- reassuming command of the platoon.
- 1310
- 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,196
- I knew it, Captain.
- I never liked Wilson, anyway.
- 1311
- 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:37,750
- Well, I take no pleasure in this, Frazer,
- but a spy is a spy.
- 1312
- 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,758
- Oh, you've
- solved it, have you?
- 1313
- 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:44,038
- Oh, we had our suspicions
- from the start, didn't we, Cissy?
- 1314
- 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,156
- We just couldn't
- put our finger on it.
- 1315
- 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,038
- Turns out it was
- staring us in the face.
- 1316
- 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,076
- Miss Winters is
- a foreign agent.
- 1317
- 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,272
- Miss Winters, a spy?
- She can't be. She's a woman.
- 1318
- 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,273
- I shall go and break the
- news to her at Sully Point.
- 1319
- 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,594
- I'm coming with you.
- 1320
- 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,149
- Good of you, Walker,
- but I think I should go alone.
- 1321
- 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,077
- Meet me at the
- church hall in an hour,
- 1322
- 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,800
- and we shall discuss a guard
- rota for the traitor Wilson.
- 1323
- 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:17,036
- Dolly dear, what did you mean
- it was staring you in the face?
- 1324
- 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,350
- Miss Winters' clothes,
- of course.
- 1325
- 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,000
- That Chanel
- dress in particular.
- 1326
- 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:25,436
- So, we phoned the
- fashion house in Paris
- 1327
- 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,630
- to ask if anyone
- there knew her.
- 1328
- 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,718
- A very nice young
- man in records confirmed
- 1329
- 01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,395
- that she bought regularly
- from their collections,
- 1330
- 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:38,598
- and they sent them
- directly to her home.
- 1331
- 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:42,198
- That was the missing piece of
- the jigsaw, wasn't it, Cissy?
- 1332
- 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,599
- But what was it?
- 1333
- 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,070
- Ooh. The address,
- Silly Billy.
- 1334
- 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,754
- Miss Winters
- lives in Berlin.
- 1335
- 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,308
- Berlin.
- 1336
- 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,638
- Well, come on,
- look lively.
- 1337
- 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,715
- Godfrey, let's go.
- 1338
- 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:57,835
- Berlin.
- 1339
- 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,395
- Berlin, yeah. Lovely.
- 1340
- 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,357
- Why were you
- there, Arthur?
- 1341
- 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,148
- Were you
- really leaving me
- 1342
- 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,429
- and Frank?
- 1343
- 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,794
- I've been standing at
- a crossroads, Mavis.
- 1344
- 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,315
- Staring down
- a road I never took.
- 1345
- 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,634
- I wasn't leaving you.
- I went to say goodbye to her.
- 1346
- 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:29,477
- My life is here
- with you, dearest,
- 1347
- 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,478
- and with Frank.
- 1348
- 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,113
- I know that now.
- 1349
- 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,993
- Release him,
- Jonesy.
- 1350
- 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,430
- I've always said it, the man's
- as innocent as a newborn babe.
- 1351
- 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,112
- He's a Nazi spy.
- 1352
- 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,158
- We caught him at the station
- about to abscons.
- 1353
- 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,271
- Abscond, Jonesy.
- 1354
- 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,949
- Rose Winters asked
- me to see her off.
- 1355
- 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:55,909
- She's the spy or my name's not
- James Donald Nathrachean Frazer.
- 1356
- 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,709
- Yes, you see, my sisters found out,
- she lives in Berlin.
- 1357
- 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,558
- They're frightfully
- clever, those two.
- 1358
- 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,796
- Later, if you wouldn't
- mind, Mr. Godfrey.
- 1359
- 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,154
- Yes.
- 1360
- 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,951
- Jones, untie me.
- Give it here, Jack.
- 1361
- 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:14,790
- No hard feelings,
- I hope, Sergeant?
- 1362
- 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,758
- Even when you
- was a Nazi pig dog,
- 1363
- 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,990
- I still felt
- warmly towards you.
- 1364
- 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:42,395
- Uncle Arthur, the Coast Guard just
- spotted a U-boat off Sully Point.
- 1365
- 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,313
- Real Germans.
- Permission to panic, Sergeant.
- 1366
- 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,160
- Permission denied.
- It'll be her escape route.
- 1367
- 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:48,200
- Where's Mainwaring?
- 1368
- 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,878
- Blimey. I forgot.
- 1369
- 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,000
- He's gone after her.
- 1370
- 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:52,195
- He's in danger.
- Jones, the rifles.
- 1371
- 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,588
- Very good, sir.
- 1372
- 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,314
- We can't just go storming
- down there mob-handed.
- 1373
- 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:57,435
- They'll see us
- coming a mile off.
- 1374
- 01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,600
- Not if we
- go in camouflage.
- 1375
- 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,712
- We'd give a lovely marran grass
- effect with all this hay.
- 1376
- 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:03,353
- Excellent! Men, the hay.
- 1377
- 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,639
- No, Arthur.
- I won't let you.
- 1378
- 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,438
- I have no choice.
- 1379
- 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:11,958
- Stop messing about.
- 1380
- 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,559
- At the double,
- Mr. Godfrey.
- 1381
- 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:16,712
- If you'd be so kind.
- 1382
- 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,239
- Miss Winters.
- 1383
- 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,559
- Miss Winters.
- 1384
- 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,032
- We've caught him.
- 1385
- 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,557
- Wilson, I mean.
- 1386
- 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:37,913
- Huge shock, I know.
- 1387
- 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,069
- Who knows what lurks in the
- hearts of men, etcetera?
- 1388
- 01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,078
- I'm here if you need me.
- 1389
- 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:52,757
- A shoulder to cry on.
- 1390
- 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,919
- Good Lord.
- U-boat. U-boat!
- 1391
- 01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,398
- You will play a big role
- in this war, Mainwaring,
- 1392
- 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:08,036
- as the fool who
- lost England the war.
- 1393
- 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,112
- Churchill?
- 1394
- 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:29,476
- They don't like it up 'em.
- 1395
- 01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,955
- Mrs. Pike,
- what's the matter?
- 1396
- 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,833
- Miss Winters is a spy.
- 1397
- 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,517
- The men have gone to Sully Point
- after her, and there's a U-boat!
- 1398
- 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:43,999
- They've got no backup.
- 1399
- 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:49,192
- Daphne, would you be kind enough
- to rustle us up some hardware?
- 1400
- 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,279
- Thanks to you, George,
- 1401
- 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,393
- they'll be waiting in Normandy to
- drive the Allies back into the sea.
- 1402
- 01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,669
- Help!
- 1403
- 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,839
- Help!
- 1404
- 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:03,708
- Help!
- 1405
- 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,195
- Vera.
- 1406
- 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,673
- Help!
- 1407
- 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,074
- Have you no heart?
- 1408
- 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,512
- I burn with passion to see
- my Fuhrer walk up Whitehall.
- 1409
- 01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,355
- We will never surrender.
- 1410
- 01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:27,833
- Coming, Vera!
- 1411
- 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:31,999
- Vera!
- 1412
- 01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:37,388
- Cometh the hour.
- 1413
- 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,714
- Well done, Jonesy.
- 1414
- 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,990
- Next time, I won't be
- so kind-hearted!
- 1415
- 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,549
- Take cover, men!
- 1416
- 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,153
- Run, Captain!
- Come on.
- 1417
- 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:55,675
- Oh, sir.
- 1418
- 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,189
- Wilson.
- 1419
- 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,914
- Your command, sir.
- Welcome back.
- 1420
- 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,394
- Thank you,
- Wilson. Men!
- 1421
- 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,190
- We must prevent Miss Winters
- from escaping.
- 1422
- 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:15,358
- But first, we must rescue Vera
- Shilton from the incoming tide.
- 1423
- 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,594
- "It's a far better thing I do
- now than I have ever done."
- 1424
- 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,750
- Don't be silly, Frank.
- 1425
- 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,433
- Please don't!
- 1426
- 01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,192
- Ronald Colman,
- <i>A Tale of Two Cities.</i>
- 1427
- 01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:30,272
- I saw that. Basil Rathbone was
- frightfully good in that.
- 1428
- 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,351
- I'm coming, Vera!
- Frank, no!
- 1429
- 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:34,680
- Pike, get back here!
- 1430
- 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:35,869
- He'll never make it.
- 1431
- 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,589
- He's got flat feet.
- 1432
- 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,360
- I'm going after him.
- 1433
- 01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:41,873
- No, you'll be
- cut to pieces.
- 1434
- 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,435
- I must.
- 1435
- 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,029
- We shall
- create a diversion.
- 1436
- 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,553
- Let me try something.
- 1437
- 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,791
- What did you say,
- Mr. Godfrey?
- 1438
- 01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:01,716
- I said, "Where is my good-night
- snuggle, sweetheart?"
- 1439
- 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,029
- Frank!
- 1440
- 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:12,950
- Uncle Arthur,
- I'm scared.
- 1441
- 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,799
- Frank, it's not
- Betty Grable.
- 1442
- 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:19,708
- It's not Rita...
- What's the one with the red hair?
- 1443
- 01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,552
- Hayworth.
- That's the one.
- 1444
- 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:22,993
- It's Vera.
- 1445
- 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:26,277
- Your real, live Vera.
- 1446
- 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,069
- Frank!
- 1447
- 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,508
- Need another diversion.
- 1448
- 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:41,076
- I'll give them something that'll
- put the fear of God into them.
- 1449
- 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:44,829
- Hey!
- 1450
- 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,269
- Run!
- 1451
- 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,360
- Vera!
- 1452
- 01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:02,193
- Frank.
- 1453
- 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:03,669
- Excellent, Frazer.
- 1454
- 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,193
- I haven't finished yet, sir.
- 1455
- 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,349
- Quite enough, thank you.
- 1456
- 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:10,517
- Sod this for
- a game of soldiers.
- 1457
- 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,032
- Walker. Walker!
- 1458
- 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,714
- Walker, return to
- your position at once!
- 1459
- 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:20,869
- You're a
- yellow-bellied deserter!
- 1460
- 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:32,393
- We're doomed. Doomed!
- 1461
- 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,993
- Men...
- 1462
- 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:39,029
- I am a man of
- few words, but...
- 1463
- 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,913
- There comes a time in a soldier's life,
- 1464
- 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:44,837
- when one must confront...
- 1465
- 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:48,879
- For God's sake, man, we're in enough
- trouble without you making a speech.
- 1466
- 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,072
- It's changing direction!
- 1467
- 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,434
- Look.
- 1468
- 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,034
- It can't be.
- 1469
- 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,271
- On my command, ladies.
- 1470
- 01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:11,435
- Fire!
- 1471
- 01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,475
- Ah!
- 1472
- 01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:29,434
- She's getting away!
- 1473
- 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,310
- Captain, no!
- 1474
- 01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,155
- Joseph Walker,
- you must be crazy.
- 1475
- 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:13,158
- <i>Looks like you
- split your lederhosen.</i>
- 1476
- 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:21,153
- <i>Auf Wiedersehen to you!</i>
- 1477
- 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,635
- Joe.
- 1478
- 01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:43,436
- Well, I'll be damned.
- 1479
- 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,556
- Meeks, alert the navy.
- 1480
- 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,949
- That U-boat does
- not leave the bay.
- 1481
- 01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,393
- Very good, sir.
- 1482
- 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,271
- I fear
- we may be too late.
- 1483
- 01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:04,714
- Oh, my...
- 1484
- 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,112
- He was
- a great captain.
- 1485
- 01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:12,314
- The best.
- 1486
- 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:14,155
- Oh.
- 1487
- 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:21,669
- Look.
- 1488
- 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,710
- And the sea
- delivereth him.
- 1489
- 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,436
- Yours, I believe,
- gentlemen.
- 1490
- 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,712
- They've sealed
- off the bay.
- 1491
- 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,232
- Good show, Mainwaring.
- 1492
- 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,392
- Joe. Joe.
- 1493
- 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:30,235
- You're my hero.
- 1494
- 01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,435
- Oh, leave it out, Daph.
- 1495
- 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,232
- Come on, then.
- 1496
- 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:37,079
- Mr. Jones,
- I'm in awe.
- 1497
- 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,791
- How can I possibly
- thank you?
- 1498
- 01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:41,791
- You'll think
- of something.
- 1499
- 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:45,476
- I already have.
- Let's finish that puzzle, shall we?
- 1500
- 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:50,236
- Oh, Arthur, you saved him,
- our little boy.
- 1501
- 01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:53,076
- Well, he's a man
- now, Mavis.
- 1502
- 01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,558
- Good God.
- 1503
- 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,593
- Mavis, look away.
- 1504
- 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,475
- Shouldn't do that
- in front of people.
- 1505
- 01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:12,876
- So, Jerry met his match.
- 1506
- 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:17,398
- Excellent work, Captain.
- 1507
- 01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:21,600
- We couldn't have done it
- without you, Officer.
- 1508
- 01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:28,358
- Elizabeth...
- Enough tosh, George.
- 1509
- 01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,470
- You have a parade to lead.
- 1510
- 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:08,310
- Had my suspicions about Miss
- Winters from the start.
- 1511
- 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,111
- I couldn't tell anyone,
- of course.
- 1512
- 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,316
- Price of leadership.
- 1513
- 01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,399
- Not bad for a shambles,
- Mr. Hodges?
- 1514
- 01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,879
- Bravo, Mainwaring.
- I never doubted you.
- 1515
- 01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:30,398
- Touch and go for a while, old friend,
- but we got there in the end.
- 1516
- 01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:33,873
- Friend, sir?
- 1517
- 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:36,672
- Eyes front,
- shoulders back.
- 1518
- 01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:39,748
- Sergeant in the Home Guard,
- not a sack of potatoes.
- 1519
- 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:42,752
- Thank you, sir.
- You really are most awfully kind.
- 1520
- 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,909
- Attention!
- 1521
- 01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:43,511
- Where is Sergeant Wilson?
- 1522
- 01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,955
- In bed, I shouldn't wonder.
- Caught a chill up on the downs.
- 1523
- 01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:47,075
- Poppycock.
- 1524
- 01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,354
- Saw him coming
- out of the...
- 1525
- 01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,509
- Whose phone is that?
- 1526
- 01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:50,669
- Sorry, sir. Mine.
- 1527
- 01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,438
- Godfrey,
- take that phone out!
- 1528
- 01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:53,669
- Sorry, sir.
- Turn it off immediately!
- 1529
- 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,438
- Sorry, sir. Sorry.
- 1530
- 01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:56,555
- Take it out!
- 1531
- 01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:58,033
- I can't get it out, sir.
- 1532
- 01:37:58,120 --> 01:37:59,314
- I've told him.
- 1533
- 01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,589
- Take the...
- 1534
- 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,113
- Walker, help him
- with his phone.
- 1535
- 01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:03,394
- Walker,
- get a job...
- 1536
- 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:05,590
- Frazer, stop talking
- and help him with his phone.
- 1537
- 01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:07,352
- I've got it now.
- I got it, sir.
- 1538
- 01:38:07,480 --> 01:38:09,198
- Would you hold it?
- 1539
- 01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:10,958
- I don't
- think that's period.
- 1540
- 01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:15,709
- Corporal Jones and I have
- discovered a crystal radio set in...
- 1541
- 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:16,994
- Under his desk
- 1542
- 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:20,709
- and top-secret documents
- written in German.
- 1543
- 01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:35,153
- I've locked him into the church
- hall until...
- 1544
- 01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:39,990
- Perhaps I should start
- 1545
- 01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:44,992
- on the less celebrated
- achievements of the platoon.
- 1546
- 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:50,076
- Now, affected by
- a plague of hedgehogs,
- 1547
- 01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:54,995
- several of us undertook to clear
- the farm using only a hosepipe
- 1548
- 01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,348
- and two strands
- of lead piping.
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