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Carmen's first strife (ogre)

Feb 8th, 2016
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  1. <Procyon> STRIFE!
  2. * bucolicBunyan runs at the behemoth, roaring chainsaw raised, yelling in anger at the monster
  3. <bucolicBunyan> "UR GONNA PAY FOR THAT U FUCKER!!!!!!"
  4. <Procyon> It counteryells
  5. <bucolicBunyan> "IVE GOT A FUCKIN PRESENT FOR U IF DONT GET UR ASS OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
  6. <bucolicBunyan> <minor action for intimidation>
  7. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+1 intimidation
  8. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+1 intimidation --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
  9. <Procyon> !roll 1d20-3
  10. <Tyche[Dice]> Procyon rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{8}
  11. <Procyon> It is intimidated
  12. * bucolicBunyan brings down her raised chainsaw on the monster
  13. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
  14. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
  15. <Procyon> You know the ac of an ogre, roll damage
  16. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d12+4 damage
  17. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d12+4 damage --> [ 1d12=10 ]{14}
  18. <Procyon> In his weakened state, the ogre crumples and falls.
  19. <Procyon> It can no longer move.
  20. <Procyon> Your turn again
  21. * bucolicBunyan holds her revving chainsaw at her side and looks down at the monster, furious
  22. <bucolicBunyan> "SERVES YOU FUCKING RIGHT U ASSHOLE!!!!"
  23. <Procyon> It roars in pain and anger
  24. * bucolicBunyan tries to give a solid kick to the monsters side
  25. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
  26. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  27. <Procyon> its a tie
  28. <Procyon> but hes down on the ground
  29. <Procyon> roll damage
  30. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d1+4 damage
  31. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d1+4 damage --> [ 1d1=1 ]{5}
  32. <Procyon> It dies.
  33. <Procyon> Do you remember the exp and grist
  34. <bucolicBunyan> 3d6+40 build grist, 1d10+10 tier I grist, 50% chance of 2d8 tier II grist
  35. <bucolicBunyan> 20 XP
  36. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 3d6+40 build grist
  37. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 3d6+40 build grist --> [ 3d6=11 ]{51}
  38. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d10+10 tier I grist
  39. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d10+10 tier I grist --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
  40. <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d2 chance
  41. <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d2 chance --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  42. * bucolicBunyan looks in utter confusion at the monster disappearing and random stuff just spraying everywhere
  43. <bucolicBunyan> "The fuuuuck????"
  44. * bucolicBunyan looks more closely at one of the thingys that just showered around on the ground
  45. <Procyon> You get no explanation
  46. * bucolicBunyan picks one of the thingys up
  47. * bucolicBunyan looks around to see if there are any other fuckin monsters harassing her house
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