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- <Procyon> STRIFE!
- * bucolicBunyan runs at the behemoth, roaring chainsaw raised, yelling in anger at the monster
- <bucolicBunyan> "UR GONNA PAY FOR THAT U FUCKER!!!!!!"
- <Procyon> It counteryells
- <bucolicBunyan> "IVE GOT A FUCKIN PRESENT FOR U IF DONT GET UR ASS OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
- <bucolicBunyan> <minor action for intimidation>
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+1 intimidation
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+1 intimidation --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
- <Procyon> !roll 1d20-3
- <Tyche[Dice]> Procyon rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{8}
- <Procyon> It is intimidated
- * bucolicBunyan brings down her raised chainsaw on the monster
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
- <Procyon> You know the ac of an ogre, roll damage
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d12+4 damage
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d12+4 damage --> [ 1d12=10 ]{14}
- <Procyon> In his weakened state, the ogre crumples and falls.
- <Procyon> It can no longer move.
- <Procyon> Your turn again
- * bucolicBunyan holds her revving chainsaw at her side and looks down at the monster, furious
- <bucolicBunyan> "SERVES YOU FUCKING RIGHT U ASSHOLE!!!!"
- <Procyon> It roars in pain and anger
- * bucolicBunyan tries to give a solid kick to the monsters side
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d20+4 attack
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d20+4 attack --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
- <Procyon> its a tie
- <Procyon> but hes down on the ground
- <Procyon> roll damage
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d1+4 damage
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d1+4 damage --> [ 1d1=1 ]{5}
- <Procyon> It dies.
- <Procyon> Do you remember the exp and grist
- <bucolicBunyan> 3d6+40 build grist, 1d10+10 tier I grist, 50% chance of 2d8 tier II grist
- <bucolicBunyan> 20 XP
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 3d6+40 build grist
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 3d6+40 build grist --> [ 3d6=11 ]{51}
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d10+10 tier I grist
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d10+10 tier I grist --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
- <bucolicBunyan> !roll 1d2 chance
- <Tyche[Dice]> bucolicBunyan rolled : 1d2 chance --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
- * bucolicBunyan looks in utter confusion at the monster disappearing and random stuff just spraying everywhere
- <bucolicBunyan> "The fuuuuck????"
- * bucolicBunyan looks more closely at one of the thingys that just showered around on the ground
- <Procyon> You get no explanation
- * bucolicBunyan picks one of the thingys up
- * bucolicBunyan looks around to see if there are any other fuckin monsters harassing her house
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