midnightstrider

another fic

Mar 11th, 2016
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  1.  
  2.  
  3. so, writing a thing
  4. Sent on:
  5.  
  6. 10:20 pm
  7. From:
  8. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  9.  
  10. Oh?
  11. Sent on:
  12.  
  13. 10:20 pm
  14.  
  15. pony moves to ponyville to have some peace while he studies to become a teacher
  16. Sent on:
  17.  
  18. 10:20 pm
  19.  
  20. gets upset that hes now in the epicenter of EVERYTHING that goes on
  21.  
  22. presenting: I'm stuck living near the main character, and I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
  23. From:
  24. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  25.  
  26. Oh lordy.
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  28.  
  29. 10:22 pm
  30. From:
  31. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  32.  
  33. OH
  34. From:
  35. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  36.  
  37. Better yet.
  38. From:
  39. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  40.  
  41. He meets with the realtor and gets a house right next to Golden Oaks Library because according to him, "A house right next to the library? Man, I'm sure to have some peace and quiet!"
  42. From:
  43. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  44.  
  45. And then Twilight arrives.
  46.  
  47. OH FAUST THAT'S EVIL
  48. Sent on:
  49.  
  50. 10:23 pm
  51.  
  52. I LOVE IT
  53.  
  54. realtor is Sunny Days
  55. From:
  56. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  57.  
  58. And then he tries to sell it back but no one wants it because it's right next to the "crazy library where all the crazy stuff happens."
  59. Sent on:
  60.  
  61. 10:24 pm
  62.  
  63. omg YES
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  65.  
  66. 10:24 pm
  67.  
  68. realtor happens to be Celestia's disguise for public
  69.  
  70. Sunny Days
  71.  
  72. or would that be going too far?
  73. From:
  74. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  75.  
  76. Sunny "I am totally not an Alicorn" Days.
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  78.  
  79. 10:25 pm
  80. From:
  81. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  82.  
  83. Naw, I think it should just be a normal one.
  84.  
  85. if only we had a name for the realtor from that one spongebob episode, opposite day
  86. Sent on:
  87.  
  88. 10:26 pm
  89. From:
  90. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  91.  
  92. And then remember, the library gets replaced with a castle.
  93. Sent on:
  94.  
  95. 10:27 pm
  96.  
  97. OH NO
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  99.  
  100. 10:27 pm
  101.  
  102. WAIT, I GOT THE PERFECT THING
  103. From:
  104. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  105.  
  106. ???
  107. Sent on:
  108.  
  109. 10:27 pm
  110.  
  111. Morning in Ponyville shimmered, morning in Ponyville shined... And I REALLY didn't need my bedroom looking like somepony replaced my wall with a super tacky stain-glass window
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  113.  
  114. 10:28 pm
  115. From:
  116. Sunny With A Chance of Shimmer
  117.  
  118. I wonder it'd end up like a "Neighbors" situation where the guy is constantly trying to get Twilight evicted.
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  121. 10:29 pm
  122.  
  123. I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN
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  125.  
  126. 10:30 pm
  127.  
  128. I SHOULD PAY YOU FOR THIS SHIT
  129.  
  130. THIS IS PURE GOLD
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