Bros before Bras

Covet: [Bachelor and Bachelorette parties tonight, wedding tomorrow/and Tuesday. and then Thursday we're doing "Halloween." Kind of a weird week this week because of the wedding gong on and how much that entails. So TECHNICALLY Thursday is going to be Tuesday for us. So you guys are aware.]
DGNightwing: (got youuu)
Covet: [And he's off to the lots? Okay bye XD]
Tsaaq: ((Good luck with that.))
Covet: [Nope beer goggles XD]
Tsaaq: ((I stand by my prior reaction.))
Covet: [lol]
Smokeless: [[o.o i was looking at my phone but i got the whole thursday is tuesda thing[
Covet: Felix pulled up to the strip club that Bryan had directed him too. He looked out the window and raised an eyebrowm, "Did you, check the references and reviews on this place? I feel like I should have gotten a tetanus shot, just looking at this place. // Tyler was sitting in the back and looked out the window, "It's not that bad, C'mon don't doubt the place, it's going to have half naked women, that makes up for the sadiness. // Eli glanced back from the middle seat, "I don't think that's quite how it works."
Tsaaq: Remy was already trying to light a cigarette to aid the inebriation he'd already gotten from a few joints prior to their arrival. Of course he missed and his thumb didn't flick the lighter just right so he just gave up. "Oh my god Bryan where are we?" Remy asked in terror. // Sasha put his hand on Remy's shoulder and he attempted to pat him in comfort. "You look like an idiot." He laughed. "This place doesn't look too bad fellas. Give it a chance.// Eugene was literally just staring in terror. // "As long as there's beers and good times I'm not too worried." Ozzie said which is easy for his gay ass it doesn't matter to him at all god damn it.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan watched as they got closer to their destination, his eyes lighting up like a kid in a candy store when they pulled up to the strip club. "Who checks references and reviews on a strip club? It's supposed to be seedy. Everyone stop complaining." He shoved the door open and pulled himself out of the can, making sure to keep his glitter bombs close to him because he lived by that shit, making his way toward the entrance of the place. // Adam stared up at the sign when they pulled up, extremely reluctant to get out of the car, and not exactly wearing his poker face well. "Um... is this... the only place we're going tonight?" He asked unsurely as he climbed out of the van, jamming his hands into his pockets uncomfortably.-
Covet: Felix laughed, "He looks like the groom having fun on his last night before attaching the ball and chain. I'm jealous of his fur coat honestly." He said as he climbed out and hit the door lock as everyone climbed out. // Tyler slid out of the opened side door, and stretched, then looked at Bryan, "I take it you haven't been to any of the clubs in Vegas then, they're very classy." // Eli looked over at Adam, "You alright Adam? You seem apprehensive about all of this."
Tsaaq: He got out of the van and finally lit his cigarette. "Okay, I'm trusting you. I don't know why. But this is fine I guess." Remy said. "Better have Suicide Girl lookin' chicks..." He trailed off as they walked towards the entrance. // "I think it doesn't matter where you guys are but where your..." Sasha paused. "What this guy said. Beers." He walked up behind Adam and Eli. "Excited fellas?" // Eugene reluctantly left the van and angrily eyed Adam. // He cheered as he jumped out of the van and pumped his fist. "Yeah! That fur coat is off the chain!" He cheered before looking to Felix.
Covet: [BE MAD EUGENE! XD]
Alexithymiaa: (OZZIE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FUR COAT)
Alexithymiaa: (Stop being so gay)
Tsaaq: ((It's fuzzy like a bear LMAO.))
Covet: [He can't help it... LMAO]
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan stepped into the strip club, immediately pulling out the first glitter bomb and pointing it at the ceiling, pulling the end to pop it open. "BACHELOR PARTY, BITCHES!" He called out, letting the glitter explode into the air. The audible sound of groans could be heard through the staff as he walked over to the bar. "We need alcohol." he turned to the rest of their group. "What does everyone want?" // "No." Adam spoke in a monotone voice to both Sasha and Eli. Slowly making his way into the bar. He glanced around the place with pure disgust, keeping his hands firmly in his pockets because he didn't want to accidentally touch anything or anyone. "Nothing... for me... thank you."-
Covet: Felix looked up as the glitter rained down, "Steph's going to kill me for coming back covered in glitter., You guys drink up, I'll be good with just watching and documenting for you guys." He said pulling out his phone to take a few pictures of the group. // Tyler threw his hands up, happy with the glitter that rained down, "Whiskey on the rocks for me" He said pulling out some cash, seperating it from the pile of ones he had with his cash.// Eli looked back at  Sasha, "I've never done something like this before, So I suppose I'm sort of excited? Though, I kind of have a preference for who's body I like seeing, so I'm not sure how much it will actually be enjoyed."  He looked over to Bryan, "Beer for me please, something dark."
Tsaaq: He glared at Bryan and sighed at the glitter cause glitter. "I'll take... Some jack. No, something strong. Just give me something strong." He answered as he stood beside Bryan. He tried not to look horrified at the state of the fucking place. "Ozzie!" He flinched, moving away and almost stumbling into one of the girls. // Sasha took a steph back and dusted himself off. "Just a beer for me son." He called out. // Eugene recognized the strippers, some of them were also hoes. Specifically one that took her virginity. He went to sit at a seat near the stage. // Ozzie was at the bar too. "Yeah an Old Fashioned for me. Anybody else?" He asked, petting Remy's coat.
Alexithymiaa: "Gimme three beers, a whiskey on the rocks...." He trailed off, calling over his shoulder at Felix. "Don't talk about my sister while I'm staring at tits. Fuckin' thanks." He rolled his eyes, returning his attention to the bartender. "And a straight whiskey, and an old fashioned." He rattled off to the bartender, waiting for all of the shit to be made. "Does someone want to try to grab a free table?" //  Adam chewed uncomfortable on the inside of his cheek, glancing around before just looking straight down at his shoes since there were half naked women everywhere. "I guess... I can find a table..." He started to wander off from the group, stopping short when a stripper walked in front of him and turning in the other direction.-
Covet: "Stop thinking about your sister while staring at tits. Weirdo." Felix retorted back to Bryan, with laugh, as he walked off with Adam to find a table, nearly running into him as he turned around, "Woah, sorry dude. What's wrong with that table?" He asked pointing. // Tyler looked at Ozzie, "I'm impressed anyone knows what that is anymore." // Eli watched Ozzie petting Remy, shaking his head as he laughed then walked over to the table to sit down, looking over at Eugene, "Checking out the variety, pretty intently there?" He asked.
Tsaaq: "Am I supposed to be looking at these tits?" He asked, sticking by Bryan. "Pick something good." Remy called out to Adam. "Ozzie, what the hell?" He asked quietly. // "Yeah sure I-" Sasha said before Adam volunteered. He looked skeptically before looking to Bryan. "So is this basically the bachelor party?" He asked. "Cause I have money if you want to further embarrass Remiel" He offered. // "I know her." Eugene answered flatly to Eli then stood. "I'll go with you." He said in a monotone and followed behind Adam. "What's your problem? Hurry up. They're all the same." // "Well, I'm a Southern gentleman." He said jokingly to Tyler before cheering. He eyed the dancers. "These girls gotta be cold. Poor things."
Alexithymiaa: "Your fuckin' fault, asshole." He shot back, taking the tray of drinks from the bartender and starting over toward the group. "Get your drinks before I fuckin' drop them." He raised his voice over the sounds of the music and bar. "That's kind of the point, Remy. We're here for you. That's not to say we're not all enjoying this, but the point of us comign tonight was for you." His eyes shot over to Sasha, startign to smirk. "Hey, you can embarrass him however you want." // "That table is very close to the front..." Adam spoke in a small voice, trying not to acknowledge Eugene as best as he could because now was not the fucking time or place. Especially not the place. He walked up next to the group now huddling around the drinks, moving next to Eli.-
Covet: Felix looked at the table then back to Adam, "That's kind of the point. We want to be close, so that Remy's getting his well deserved Bachelor attention." He said kicking back into a seat, because it was comfortable. Hearing Remy, he nodded his head, "Yes you're supposed to be looking at the tits. It's rude not to for them." // Tyler nodded his head, "Cool. I'm just old. Could get him a personal stripper." He said to Sasha, "I'm willing to pitch in for this too. // Eli opened his mouth, "Oh... Uh... Okay then." He said answering Eugene then walked over to get his beer from Bryan. Kindof feeling like a mother duck at this point. "Relax a bit man, We're here for Remy."
Tsaaq: Remy scrunched up his nose and looked around. He took his glass and took a sip from his drink and went towards the empty table Adam was saying was too close to the front. "Fine. Lay it on me." He sighed and attempted to chug the drink as much as he could. He coughed and put the glass down on the table. "I'm just...Taking a break." He whispered. "Who ever has pink nipples I need you to be front and center." He shouted. // Sasha took his beer and walked towards the table in the front as well. "My son is kind of picky but yeah. I could do that. Or... We could talk about embarrassing stories because I only have a few days to tell all his friends embarrassing things. Or we could do both." He pulled out his wallet. // Eugene scoffed at Adam. "Weirdo." he whispered he skeptically remained in his spot. // "You don't even look old!" Ozzie told Tyler. Ozzie sighed, he liked looking at the boobies but he had no boners. "Yeah let's get him a special girl!"
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan took his beer and immediately chugged it back because he did a little pregaming, but not nearly enough for his liking. He grabbed another glitter bomb, exploding it over the top of their table and probably getting glitter in their drinks. "GET THIS FUCKIN' GUY SOME PINK NIPPLED TITS!" // Adam swallowed hard and nodded to Eli, taking a seat down at the table and folding his hands in his laps, still intentionally not looking at any of the girls dancing around topless. "Here for Remy..." He mumbled under his breath as a reminder for himself.-
Covet: Felix took more pictures with his camera, as Remy sat down and started to scrutenize the girls, "That's the spirit, Man." // Tyler looked at Ozzie, "Okay I'm not that old, just raised by my grandma, Sidecars were her favorite. " He told him then looked back at Sasha, " All the above. Get him a lapdance, and tell embarassing stories while he's getting his dance.// Eli put his hands up as he sat back, " I'm just here to enjoy the the night and support Remy.
Tsaaq: Remy took off his sunglasses and tucked them into his slacks then polished off his drink. "More!" He yelled before looking at the girls surrounding their table. "Ladies." He greeted with a small wave. He nodded his head slowly. "Can you guys bounce around a little bit?" // Sasha nodded and went to look about the bar. "It's all a matter of finding a girl he'd like." He nodded. // Eugene looked over to Adam and Eli. "Ugh." He groaned like the hater he was. He not so secretly stared at the titties. // Ozzie glanced at the girls and wondered if he could touch the boobs but quickly dismissed that idea. "Oh, sidecars are great. And I knew you weren't old. You don't even look old!"
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan walked off to order Remy another drink, lingering by the bar to wait for it before walking it back over to where they were sitting. Pulling out a handful of singles, he threw them into the air at the girls surrounding Remy. "Dance, dance, dance, dance!" He continuously chanted. // "I'm also here to support Remy." Adam said with a nod, glancing up to Bryan since he was so obnoxiously loud and hard to ignore. "I don't know how I'm going to get the glitter off my clothes though..."-
Covet: Felix called out, "You heard the man!" He chuckled watching the bouncing boobs appreciatively.// Tyler shrugged as he tipped his whiskey back, "Twenty four, but I used to work on oil rigs, so I feel much older." He looked the girls over and glanced back at Sasha, " Pink nipples? Tattoos? Brightly colored hair? That's the usual suicide girl model right?" he asked looking around for one that fit the description. //  Eli glanced at Adam, then at himself, "Lint rollers are usually good for clothes." He said taking another sip of his beer, his mind wondering off to Bliss wearing an outfit like this, then to about what they were doing tonight.
Tsaaq: ((Nasty ass Eli.))
Covet: [XD ]
Tsaaq: Remy nodded his head like he was judging a painting in a gallery. "Nice... Nice." He took his new drink and began to slurp more whiskey. "None of them are Cadence's." He muttered. "But they're nice ladies. I'm not denying it." // Sasha looked around, nodding as he spotted a girl in the corner. "There she is. Miss." The girl strolled over and Sasha handed her cash. "My son is getting married tomorrow. You know what to do." He told her. // Ozzie cheered and finished off his drink. "I knew it." Ozzie said to Tyler. "So what else do strippers do again?"
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan smirked as the dancing continued, getting a bit tired on his feet and dropping into a chair around their table. He waved his hand in the air to get the attention of a waitress, ordering himself another beer as he watched the bouncing boobies. // "I'll have to keep that in mind. I don't usually have to do any kind of glitter removal." Adam cleared his throat uncomfortably, his eyes drifting over to Ozzie and Tyler since he didnt really know Tyler.-
Covet: Felix wasn't bothered by all the glitter, and was in the same state as Bryan, but sober. "This isn't a terrible show, I enjoy the rest of tonight later when I get home, that's for sure." He said with a laugh. // Tyler looked at Ozzie, "Besides strip? Uh.. They listen to your problems pretty well. Or at least for a twenty." He said then gave Sasha a thumbs up at the dancer he found. // Eli chuckled, "It's all good, I only know because we make Tae use them all the time."
Tsaaq: Remy shifted uncomfortably as Sasha's girl went to slink into his lap. "Uh... Hello?" He greeted awkwardly. She smirked and began to grind her purple haired crotch against him in her see through thong. // Sasha smirked as he watched Remy. "This is like the first time you jizzed on your sheets when you were twelve." He chuckled. // Ozzie smiled. "Wow, that's so nice of them." He gasped. He noticed Adam's look at waved. "Hey" He waved. "How're you. Y'all awful quiet over there."
Alexithymiaa: (SASHA.)
Alexithymiaa: (NOW IS NOT THE TIME.)
Covet: [HAHAHA]
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan quickly brought his hands up to his ears to obnoxiously yell while trying to block out the sounds of Felix's voice. "LA LA LA LA LA STOP TALKING." // Adam snapped his gaze to Remy when he waved his hand at him, giving him an uncomfortable shrug. "Not exactly my chosen place of hangouts I guess. I'm sorry if I'm ruining y'alls fun."-
Covet: Felix overheard Sasha, and snickered, "I think that's probably happened to everyone here."// Tyler cackled as he heard Sasha's story, then looked at Felix, "Excuse you, it was the shower not my sheets." He clapped Bryan on the shoulder, " Dude...you can't get away from it.. I've tried...Next thing you know your she's getting married..." // Eli shook his head, "You're not ruining anything, you're here and being supportive, sorry it's not more emjoyable for you."
Tsaaq: "Dad!" Remy yelled with his teeth gritted. He turned back to hot stripper, mostly cause she forced him to look at her. She turned and twerked in his lap and Remy's eyebrows rose. "I'm starting to question why men do this before their wedding..." he trailed off. // "Okay okay, well Remy used to spend days in his room whacking it and thought that his mother and I were stupid or something. Like, we knew. You socks were practically pregnant." Sasha began to cackle. // Ozzie furrowed his eyebrows and went over to Adam, patting his shoulder. "You're not." he said. "I don't really like looking at boobs either but, it's not that bad. These girls seem nice." Ozzie said, not getting why Adam didn't like this.
Alexithymiaa: (SASHA JESUS PLEASE STOP)
Covet: [XD]
Covet: [It's his fatherly right!]
Alexithymiaa: (Im cringing for Remy so hard righ tnow)
Tsaaq: ((Sasha has been waiting for this moment since Remy was born.))
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan let out a deep sigh, shaking his head at Tyler. "Stop. I highly doubt that shit is ever going to happen. Although I also said that about your sister so maybe I'm wrong. Fuck if I know. It's just something I don't want to think about." // Adam forced a smile to the guys as they clearly attempted to make him feel better. "Yeah... they're just doing their jobs, right?" He asked with so much quizzical inflection. "They just have tuition and bills to pay." He was trying to convince himself he was okay with this even though he wasnt because he just kept thinking about Gloria.-
Covet: Felix was dying at Sasha's comments about pregnant socks and just everyone's reactions, clearly having just as much fun without being drunk. // Tyler tipped his drink back, "Yeah, I thought that too...She pretty much ran everyone else off. She made a good choice though." He said with a smirk, then looked at Bryan, "Could be worse.. your sister could still have been with Justin." // Eli smiled, "Yes, something like that, and who knows, maybe this makes them happy too?"
Alexithymiaa: (Tyler why would you bring that up. Now hes going to rant.)
Covet: [ahahaha]
Covet: [Cause Tyler hates Justin just as much as everyone else.]
Alexithymiaa: (I dont think anyone hates Justin as much as Bryan hates Justin though. Justin punched Aubrey in the fucking face.)
Covet: [Very true... that asshole.]
Tsaaq: Remy sighed. "What the fuck dad! Stop!" He screamed. He exhaled exaperatedly. "Ugh." He muttered, resisting his boner as much as he could but he was also drunk. "Justin?" He asked angrily as he looked over to Tyler. "Nobody should ever be with that shit head."// Sasha was cackling before looking between the males and just trying to listen to their conversation. // Ozzie nodded his head in agreement with Eli. "Exactly." He said to Adam with a smile. "Now turn that frown upside down. This is a celebration and y'all don't gotta be wasted. Look at Felix. He's havin' a ball. Guy time!" Ozzie cheered.
Alexithymiaa: "Fuck Justin!" Bryan snapped. "Justin is a fuckin' piece of shit. He is literal scum. Do you even know half the fuckin' shit that fuckin' douchebag fuckin' did?" He snarled at Tyler, shaking his head. "I should have known he was garbage when I found out she liked him because she always likes fuckin' douchebags." He glanced over at Felix, rolling his eyes. "No offense or anything, but you're also a douchebag." // "Yeah, it could. They could be happy." He said with a nod as he tried to convince himself even further. He looked over to Felix who seemed to be having fun. "Yeah, its really not about the alcohol. I always have fun without alcohol."-
Covet: Felix put his hand up, "Hey hey hey, I'm with her now, and clearly I'm better than that guy, so let's just leave it at that and not talk about some other fuckboy ex she had." He said then shrugged, "Yeah I know, but I'm better than the rest of those. Shut up about that shit, we're here for boobs and Remy. That's all that matters tonight. // Tyler  listened to Bryan and everyone get snappy about Justin. "Sorry didn't mean to bring up bad feelings Man." He said then sat down and called himself over a girl to enjoy the night with, looking over at Remy, "Enjoy that while it lasts, Man." // Eli gave another dancer with drinks a tip for another beer and was still off in lala land day dreaming about his own fiance instead of the strippers.
Tsaaq: Remy groaned a little. "Oh yeah. This is so awesome." He said in a monotone as he slurped down the rest of his drink. "Can't wait to go home and wait a whole day to fuck Cadence woooo." He strained. // Sasha went to wander off to get more bar drnks cause woo manhood. // Ozzie furrowed his eyebrows because now he was very confused. "Oh..." Ozzie trailed off. "I'm sorry. I guess you must not being around a dicky dick like me then." He automatically assumed because, adorable simpleton. Ozzie went to step away and such in hopes of helping.
Alexithymiaa: "He started it..." Bryan grumbled as he gestured to Tyler. He reached for another glitter bomb, exploding it up into the air to make it fucking rain down on top of them. "I need to go puke or something." He slurred as he pushed up from his seat, uneasily swaying on his feet as he started back toward the bathrooms where he should probably also not touch anything. // "What?" Adam asked while staring at Ozzie because he had no idea what he was referring to. "I'm just going to get some fresh air." Adam pushed up from his seat, moving around the topless women swarming their table so he could make a bee line for the door, heading outside to take a few deep breaths.-
Covet: Felix looked over at Bryan and called out, "Need anyone to hold your hair back?" He said with a snicker, dusting the glitter off of himself, then looked at Remy, "Few more drinks then we can get back to your place to call tonight. Let Bryan go puke in the bathroom so he doesn't do it in the van. //  Tyler cackled and shook his head enjoying his lapdance, then looked over at Ozzie, " Hey man, She'll let you play with your boobs for a fiver. I've got you covered if you'd like." He said tipping another drink back. // Eli saw Adam walk out and decided to go that direction too, just so he wouldn't be outside of a seedy place all alone.
Tsaaq: The girl released him from the death grip of her thighs. Remy was wasted so all he did was nod his head. He leaned a little out of chair before just fucking falling over onto the floor. // Ozzie was very excited about booby touches. "Oh wow! Awesome! Thank you Tyler." he said, making grabby hands for titties.