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- “One of you is getting your kneecaps broken.”
- Fred gasped. “Oh god, which one of us?”
- A gust of wind blew through one of the many massive holes in the ceiling. No one said a word. Fred’s chimpanzee captors slowly let go of his arms.
- “Look, I think we should at least talk it out, try to come up with a solution we’re all happy with-”
- Fred was cut off by a spinning side kick causing his knee to buckle backwards violently. He felt the snap, a sudden jolt of unspeakable pain, and his leg quickly went entirely numb. Before he even hit the floor, he saw a chimp throwing a low roundhouse kick with its entire body weight behind it. The world became a blur as Fred crumpled to the ground, wheezing in pain.
- “Holy shit, your legs fucking folded!” Joe’s mouth was open in a mixture of shock and excitement. His cigar nearly fell out of his mouth as he tried to hold back laughter. “That’s gonna- that might be a career-ender, pal. Who knows, though. White Morpheus over there looks like a brainiac type, you might be fine. There’s probably medical supplies out there somewhere, they put a bunch of shit all over the place. A buddy of mine down in Mexico even got us some like, real aztec shit. Cut-your-heart-out type shit.”
- - Season 13, Round 1C, /u/RobstahTheLobstah
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