Twin Peaks S03E05 Dialogue

Gene: We just drove by. His car's still there.
Lorraine: What the hell, Gene?
Lorraine: Is he still inside?
Gene: Can't tell, but the lights are on in there.
Lorraine: Fuck, Gene! This job was supposed to be done yesterday.
Lorraine: Are you trying to get me killed?
Gene: What do you want us to do?
Gene: We're all over it.
Lorraine: Fuck!
Jake: She's a worrier.
Gene: Yeah.
Constance Talbot: Cause of death...
Constance Talbot: Took me a while, but I think someone cut this man's head off.
Constance Talbot: Here's the headline.
Constance Talbot: Actually, I just gave you the headline.
Constance Talbot: Yeah, I'm still doing stand-up on the weekends.
Constance Talbot: This man hadn't eaten for days, at least not any food, but I found this in his stomach.
Constance Talbot: Maybe it's just me, but I'd start with the wife.
Don Harrison: It's inscribed.
Constance Talbot: Yes, it says...
Constance Talbot: To Dougie, with love, Janey-E.
Dale Cooper:	And now food is coming.
Dale Cooper:	You're still with me.
Dale Cooper:	That's good.
Mike Nelson:	Could you send in Steven, please?
Steven Burnett:	Sir, you wanted to see me?
Mike Nelson:	Yes, I wanted to see you. Sit down.
Steven Burnett:	Okay.
Steven Burnett:	Great.
Mike Nelson:	Yeah, well, not great.
Mike Nelson:	You think you're some sort of hotshot?
Steven Burnett:	Excuse me?
Mike Nelson:	This résumé is one of the worst written I've ever seen,
Mike Nelson:	and you didn't even fill out this form properly.
Mike Nelson:	Not even close. It's incomplete.
Mike Nelson:	It's worse than sloppy.
Mike Nelson:	I wanted to see you to tell you that if you ever want to find work anyplace, then you better get your act together, do things properly, and
Mike Nelson:	start showing some respect for a possible future employer, because based on this shit, you'd never get hired here, and I would never recommend
Mike Nelson:	you for any work, anyplace.
Mike Nelson:	Now, you can get up and get your ass out of here.
Mike Nelson:	What an asshole.
Frank Truman: 	That's rough.
Frank Truman: 	Yeah.
Frank Truman: 	When do you get those tests back?
Lucy Moran:	Sheriff Truman?
Lucy Moran:	Your wife is here.
Lucy Moran:	She went to your office,
Lucy Moran:	and you weren't there.
Lucy Moran:	I could have told her that.
Lucy Moran:	Hold on a minute.
Lucy Moran:	She is now walking
Lucy Moran:	to Deputy Chief Hawk's office,
Lucy Moran:	where you are.
Frank Truman: 	Thank you, Lucy.
Frank Truman: 	Doris is coming.
Frank Truman: 	You hang tough, Harry.
Frank Truman: 	Okay. I'll check in with you tomorrow.
Doris Truman: 	Why aren't you in your office?
Frank Truman: 	Because I'm here.
Doris Truman: 	You making fun of me?
Frank Truman: 	What is it, Doris?
Doris Truman: 	Dwight's got diarrhea.
Doris Truman: 	The twins are coming this weekend.
Doris Truman: 	He got in the upper cupboard again.
Doris Truman: 	And I am not going another day with a leaking pipe.
Doris Truman: 	It soaked the pantry floor, and we're gonna get that black mold, Frank!
Doris Truman: 	Did you call them?
Frank Truman: 	Yes.
Frank Truman: 	They're very busy.
Frank Truman: 	They know all about the leaking pipe and promise to have it fixed by tomorrow night.
Doris Truman: 	So I have to go a full day with a leaking pipe?
Doris Truman: 	Do you realize what this is gonna cause?
Frank Truman: 	You have a bucket under it?
Doris Truman: 	Yes!
Doris Truman: 	But it filled up, and it slopped all over the floor.
Doris Truman: 	I can't keep my eye on a bucket all day, Frank.
Frank Truman: 	Can you get a bigger bucket?
Doris Truman: 	Oh. Oh, so I can spend money on a bucket that we'll probably never use again, but I can't spend money on that new rug that I really like.
Doris Truman: 	Is that it?
Doris Truman: 	That is not fair, Frank.
Doris Truman: 	And what about Dad's car?
Doris Truman: 	I'm not gonna have him killed in that damn death-trap car.
Doris Truman: 	I told you this.
Frank Truman: 	Sammy looked at it, and it's fine.
Doris Truman: 	When?
Frank Truman: 	About two hours ago.
Frank Truman: 	Well, I wish you would've called me.
Frank Truman: 	I've been just waiting at the house in case Dad needed a ride somewhere.
Frank Truman: 	You're impossible!
Janey-E Jones: Go get in the car, Sonny Jim.
Janey-E Jones: Okay, I hid the money.
Janey-E Jones: I counted it...
Janey-E Jones: $425,000.
Janey-E Jones: Don't worry. It's in our secret place.
Janey-E Jones: Now, when you get to work, call them and set up a time and pay them their 50 grand, okay?
Janey-E Jones: Then we'll be free and clear.
Janey-E Jones: Okay, Dougie, you're acting weird as shit.
Janey-E Jones: Just don't forget to call them, okay?
Janey-E Jones: And no more drinking and gambling.
Janey-E Jones: Now get going. You'll be late for work.
Dale Cooper:	Work.
Janey-E Jones: Damn. Your car.
Janey-E Jones: Okay, get in. I'll drive you.
Janey-E Jones: Where is your car, anyway?
Dale Cooper:	In the car!
Janey-E Jones: Get out of the car, Dougie.
Janey-E Jones: I think you're having one of your episodes.
Janey-E Jones: Now listen to me.
Janey-E Jones: You need to pull yourself together and get to work.
Janey-E Jones: Get out of this car now.
Janey-E Jones: Get out of this car and go to work.
Janey-E Jones: Dougie, get to work.
Janey-E Jones: Dougie!
Janey-E Jones: Honestly.
Phil Bisby: Off in dreamland again, huh, Dougie?
Phil Bisby: Get the lead out, pal.
Phil Bisby: Staff meeting starts in three minutes.
Phil Bisby: Seven up.
Phil Bisby: All right.
Dale Cooper:	Coffee.
Phil Bisby: Sorry, Dougie. I didn't get one for you.
Phil Bisby: I didn't even know if
Phil Bisby: you'd be here today.
Dale Cooper:	 Coffee.
Phil Bisby:  All right.
Phil Bisby: You can have Frank's.
Phil Bisby: He never drinks his, anyway, and I got an extra green tea.
Phil Bisby: Maybe he'll like that, huh?
Dale Cooper:	Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Dale Cooper:	Mmm, mmm.
Phil Bisby: Damn good Joe, huh, Dougie?
Dale Cooper:	 Ah, damn good Joe.
Phil Bisby: Dougie...
Phil Bisby: come on, pal.
Phil Bisby: Come along.
Anthony Sinclair: 	Hey!
Anthony Sinclair: 	Look who's back from Bendersville.
Anthony Sinclair: 	With a new haircut.
Anthony Sinclair: 	I covered for your ass, pal.
Anthony Sinclair: 	You owe me big-time for that.
Anthony Sinclair: 	What'd you do? Huh?
Anthony Sinclair: 	Did you go drinking in a steam bath?
Anthony Sinclair: 	Hmm. Okay.
Darren:	Did you get my note?
Rhonda:	No, I didn't get your note.
Darren:	I sent you one.
Rhonda:	Tell it to your wife, Darren.
Frank:	Hey, Phil.
Phil Bisby: I gave Dougie your coffee. I'm sorry.
Phil Bisby: He really wanted it.
Phil Bisby: Do you want this green tea latte?
Frank:	No.
Frank:	I wa... I want that.
Phil Bisby: Sorry. Uh...
Phil Bisby: Sorry.
Frank:	Okay.
Frank:	I'll try it.
Bushnell Mullins: All right, let's get started.
Bushnell Mullins: Sit down, Dougie.
Bushnell Mullins: Cut the shit, Dougie.
Phil Bisby: Hey, come here. Come here.
Phil Bisby: Hey, Dougie.
Phil Bisby: Right here. Come on.
Bushnell Mullins: Tony, lead us off.
Anthony Sinclair: 	Okay, I've got, uh, 16
Anthony Sinclair: 	new claims this week,
Anthony Sinclair: 	and two claims from last week
Anthony Sinclair: 	have been processed and approved,
Anthony Sinclair: 	so we have to pay out.
Bushnell Mullins: Which ones are those?
Anthony Sinclair: 	The Beakers, who had the broken water main and Littlefield.
Bushnell Mullins: Forensics made Littlefield for arson.
Anthony Sinclair: 	There... there's no arson, Bushnell.
Bushnell Mullins: Um, the inspectors cleared it. It checks out.
Bushnell Mullins: It's legit.
Bushnell Mullins: We have to honor the claim.
Dale Cooper:	He's lying.
Anthony Sinclair: 	What'd you say?
Anthony Sinclair: 	What did you say?
Anthony Sinclair: 	Are you calling me a liar, Dougie?
Anthony Sinclair: 	Hey, where the hell do you
Anthony Sinclair: 	get off calling me a liar?
Bushnell Mullins: What do you mean by that, Dougie?
Bushnell Mullins: I want you in my office as soon as we're finished here.
Anthony Sinclair: 	So, like I was saying, Littlefield's legit.
Anthony Sinclair: 	May I continue?
Anthony Sinclair: 	Is that okay with you, Dougie?
Anthony Sinclair: 	My friend?
Bushnell Mullins: Close the door behind you...
Bushnell Mullins: on your way out.
Bushnell Mullins: Dougie, where do you get the stones to call my best agent a liar?
Dale Cooper:	Agent.
Bushnell Mullins: He closes more cases in a week than you do in a month.
Dale Cooper:	Agent.
Bushnell Mullins: This is serious,
Bushnell Mullins: Dougie. This is no game.
Dale Cooper:	 Game.
Bushnell Mullins:  Uh-huh.
Bushnell Mullins: Okay, Dougie, we'll play a game.
Bushnell Mullins: It's a homework game, since you missed the last two days of school, smart guy.
Bushnell Mullins: I want you to take these case files home with you tonight.
Bushnell Mullins: I need a full assessment on each case.
Bushnell Mullins: And what you come back with tomorrow will have a whole hell of a lot to do with your future at this company.
Dale Cooper:	Case files.
Rhonda	Is the men's room locked?
Rhonda	Come on, I'll sneak you in the ladies'.
Rhonda	Come on.
Rhonda	You know, I was thinking...
Rhonda	maybe I'll let you kiss me now, handsome.
Rhonda	Okay, go ahead.
Rhonda	I'll keep watch.
Pit Boss Warwick: Yes?
Pit Boss Warwick: I'll tell him now.
Pit Boss Warwick: They're on their way up.
Rodney Mitchum	Thirty jackpots in a row.
Rodney Mitchum	We haven't paid out that many in a year.
Rodney Mitchum	Turn him around.
Rodney Mitchum	How much did that man
Rodney Mitchum	there on the television win?
Pit Boss Warwick: $425,000.
Rodney Mitchum	Four hundred twenty f...
Rodney Mitchum	And you're trying to tell us
Rodney Mitchum	that you weren't in on this?
Rodney Mitchum	How much did that man win, again?
Pit Boss Warwick: $425,000.
Rodney Mitchum	You're fucking fired.
Rodney Mitchum	Get him out of here.
Bradley Mitchum	Leave town.
Bradley Mitchum	Don't ever come back.
Bradley Mitchum	You.
Bradley Mitchum	You got his job.
Bradley Mitchum	You let us know
Bradley Mitchum	if this man ever comes in here again.
Fuck off, kid! Get the fuck out of here!
Fuck!
Chris	All done, Jade.
Chris	Hey, you got a john in
Chris	the state of Washington?
Jade	What?
Chris	Found this hotel key in your car.
Jade	Oh, Dougie.
Jade	Give me a second, Chris.
Norma	Toad, bread's here.
Toad	Hey.
Becky Burnett	Hey, Toad.
Toad	Hiya, Becky.
Becky Burnett	 Thank you.
Toad	 Thank you, dear.
Becky Burnett	Hi.
Shelly	What's up?
Becky Burnett	I can't stand this.
Becky Burnett	I need some more money.
Becky Burnett	I'm sorry.
Becky Burnett	He's looking for work.
Shelly	That's a lot.
Becky Burnett	He will find a job.
Shelly	 Honey, I can give you this.
Becky Burnett	 Okay.
Shelly	 But this is All I got.
Becky Burnett	 Thanks. I love you.
Shelly	I love you, too, Becky.
Norma	Shelly, this is the third time
Norma	she's asked you for money in two weeks.
Shelly	I know.
Norma	If you don't help her now,
Norma	it's gonna get a lot
Norma	harder to help her later.
Shelly	We both know that tune, don't we?
Steven Burnett:	How much money did we get?
Becky Burnett	$72.
Steven Burnett:	Hey, cheer up. I'm good for it.
Steven Burnett:	I'll pay her back.
Steven Burnett:	They're watching us.
Steven Burnett:	I'm gonna roll.
Steven Burnett:	Kiss me.
Steven Burnett:	And now I'm gonna take
Steven Burnett:	my girl out to dinner.
Steven Burnett:	Hey, I saved some for you.
Steven Burnett:	Want a taste?
Becky Burnett	Did you take all of that today?
Steven Burnett:	Yeah.
Becky Burnett	Why?
Steven Burnett:	Why wouldn't I?
Steven Burnett:	For my interviews. You
Steven Burnett:	know how nervous I get.
Steven Burnett:	Come on.
Steven Burnett:	Besides, I got some
Steven Burnett:	great fucking feedback today.
Steven Burnett:	I'll tell you all about it at dinner.
Steven Burnett:	And in between, I'll tell you...
Steven Burnett:	how much I love you,
Steven Burnett:	and I'll tell you how beautiful you are,
Steven Burnett:	and I'll tell you
Steven Burnett:	how sexy you are,
Steven Burnett:	and those tits, how majestic they are,
Steven Burnett:	and that ass... Give me a break,
Steven Burnett:	and I'll get you some bread.
Becky Burnett	Why?
Steven Burnett:	Because I heard you've been
Steven Burnett:	kneading it all day.
Steven Burnett:	I love how your eyes close
Steven Burnett:	whenever you kiss me.
Steven Burnett:	And when I'm away from you,
Steven Burnett:	I love how you miss me.
 Okay, All right, buddy.
 Excuse us.
 Come on.
Come on, Dougie, move!
 We have arrived.
 Hello?
Come on!
 Dougie, Come on.
Jeez!
 Get out of the way.
Andy Brennan	Hawk?
Andy Brennan	Have you found any Indians?
Andy Brennan	Anywhere?
Hawk	I-I haven't found any Indians.
Hawk	No, Andy.
Dr Jacoby	It's seven o'clock.
Dr Jacoby	Do you know where your freedom is?
Dr Jacoby	Coming to you live
Dr Jacoby	and electrified from studio A,
Dr Jacoby	high atop the escarpments
Dr Jacoby	of White Tail Peak,
Dr Jacoby	the roof... Ruff, ruff...
Dr Jacoby	Of the American Hindu Kush,
Dr Jacoby	this is Dr. Amp
Dr Jacoby	doing the vamp for liberty,
Dr Jacoby	climbing the ramp to justice,
Dr Jacoby	and lighting the lamp of freedom.
Dr Jacoby	So...
Dr Jacoby	what's on your mind tonight?
Dr Jacoby	I mean, you know I'm gonna
Dr Jacoby	tell you what's on mine.
Dr Jacoby	We're sinking down deep in the mud,
Dr Jacoby	and the fucks are at it again!
Dr Jacoby	The same vast global
Dr Jacoby	corporate conspiracy.
Dr Jacoby	Different day.
Dr Jacoby	You can't see it without
Dr Jacoby	a cosmic flashlight.
Dr Jacoby	Guess what.
Dr Jacoby	I've got one.
Dr Jacoby	Oh, yeah.
Dr Jacoby	And its beam, it penetrates
Dr Jacoby	the igneous rock of ignorance.
Dr Jacoby	It flips that rock over,
Dr Jacoby	and there they are, exposed,
Dr Jacoby	wriggling, squirming,
Dr Jacoby	crawling on their
Dr Jacoby	bellies like foul maggots,
Dr Jacoby	frantically racing back
Dr Jacoby	to the cover of darkness
Dr Jacoby	that they so crave.
Dr Jacoby	We're coming for you.
Dr Jacoby	Yeah, we're coming for you.
Dr Jacoby	Let's just see what
Dr Jacoby	they're cooking up today.
Dr Jacoby	I know what I'll be cooking up.
Dr Jacoby	Know the ingredients.
Dr Jacoby	Just read what's on the box.
Dr Jacoby	In fact, read between the lines.
Dr Jacoby	What's lurking in that...
Dr Jacoby	That toaster waffle,
Dr Jacoby	those muffins...
Dr Jacoby	...that frozen children's treat?
Dr Jacoby	Poison!
Dr Jacoby	Deadly poisons.
Dr Jacoby	That's what's there.
Dr Jacoby	And what's waiting for you?
Dr Jacoby	Cancer!
Dr Jacoby	Leukemia!
Dr Jacoby	Autoimmune disorders!
Dr Jacoby	Pulmonary embolism!
Dr Jacoby	Warts!
Dr Jacoby	Psoriasis, eczema!
Dr Jacoby	Cardiac arrest!
Dr Jacoby	Where are the cops when we need them?
Dr Jacoby	Anorexia,
Dr Jacoby	body-image bullshit,
Dr Jacoby	microbial toxins, bacterial toxins,
Dr Jacoby	environmental toxins!
Dr Jacoby	Our air, our water, our earth.
Dr Jacoby	The very soil itself!
Dr Jacoby	Our food!
Dr Jacoby	Our bodies poisoned!
Dr Jacoby	Poisoned!
Dr Jacoby	Ahh.
Dr Jacoby	That's...
Dr Jacoby	huckleberry extract
Dr Jacoby	in clean, boiled water
Dr Jacoby	from the pure, artesian springs
Dr Jacoby	of White Tail Peak.
Dr Jacoby	Yeah.
Dr Jacoby	Fuck that acai berry
Dr Jacoby	shit from the Amazon.
Dr Jacoby	In the immortal words of Pete Seeger,
Dr Jacoby	if I had a hammer...
Dr Jacoby	Guess what.
Dr Jacoby	I've got a hammer.
Dr Jacoby	You must see,
Dr Jacoby	hear, understand, and act.
Dr Jacoby	Act now.
Dr Jacoby	Friends, we all live in the mud.
Dr Jacoby	In the shit!
Dr Jacoby	Shovel your way out of the shit.
Dr Jacoby	This is your shiny, gold shovel.
Dr Jacoby	Two coats, guaranteed.
Dr Jacoby	Shovel your way out of the shit
Dr Jacoby	and into the truth.
Dr Jacoby	Dig yourself out of the shit... $29.99.
Dr Jacoby	That's right.
Dr Jacoby	Only $29.99 plus shipping.
Dr Jacoby	Accept no substitute.
Dr Jacoby	Get yours now.
Cynthia Knox	We got another database hit
Cynthia Knox	on prints for Major Garland Briggs.
Colonel Davis	Major Garland Briggs.
Colonel Davis	All right.
Colonel Davis	And how many is that?
Cynthia Knox	This would be the 16th time.
Colonel Davis	Sixteen hits in, what, 25 years?
Colonel Davis	And where'd this one come from?
Cynthia Knox	Police.
Cynthia Knox	Buckhorn, South Dakota.
Colonel Davis	Another wild-goose chase, I bet,
Colonel Davis	but we got to check it out.
Colonel Davis	You ever been to South Dakota, Cindy?
Cynthia Knox	I hear it's lovely this time of year.
Colonel Davis	And remember, if this is real...
Colonel Davis	But it won't be...
Colonel Davis	But if it's real,
Colonel Davis	we have to alert the FBI.
Cynthia Knox	I'm booking the flight.
Colonel Davis	First class, Cindy.
Cynthia Knox	Yeah, right.
I have to ask you to stop smoking.
Put that cigarette out.
Richard Horne	Make me.
I'll take care of this.
Just make sure he stops smoking in here.
Okay?
Give me a smoke.
Richard Horne	Keep the whole pack.
Thanks, buddy.
Charlotte	Hey, can I have a light?
Richard Horne	Come here.
Richard Horne	Sit down.
Richard Horne	 Hey.
Charlotte	 Hey what?
Richard Horne	Hey, what's your name?
Charlotte	 Charlotte.
Richard Horne	 Yeah?
Richard Horne	You want to fuck me, Charlotte?
Richard Horne	You want to fuck?
Charlotte	No. No, stop it.
Elizabeth	Hey, leave her alone.
Richard Horne	Little fucking smoking babies.
Richard Horne	Makes me laugh.
Richard Horne	I'm gonna laugh when I fuck you, bitch!
Warden Murphy	One phone call.
Dale Cooper	Thank you, Warden Murphy.
Warden Murphy	Are we recording?
Don Harrison	Recording everything.
Dale Cooper	Now that everyone's here,
Dale Cooper	I will make my phone call.
Dale Cooper	Now, who should I call?
Dale Cooper	Should I call Mr. Strawberry?
Dale Cooper	What the hell?
Dale Cooper	No, I don't think I'll
Dale Cooper	call Mr. Strawberry.
Dale Cooper	I don't think he's taking calls.
Dale Cooper	I know.
Dale Cooper	I know who to call.
Warden Murphy	What the hell?
Don Harrison	How is he doing this?
Don Harrison	How is he doing this?
Warden Murphy	Did he make a call?
Warden Murphy	What number did he dial?
Dale Cooper	The cow jumped over the moon.
Warden Murphy	What did this guy just do?
Officer Reynaldo	Sir?
Officer Reynaldo	There's no loitering here, sir.
Officer Reynaldo	Move it along, champ.