Spider Crab Island Beginnings

Sol is asleep in his room
<Sol>: and then nothing happend]
<NotWrongWay>: [ hab's office bursts into flames spontanoiusly]
<HabeusKaiju>: well then...]
<HabeusKaiju>: that escalted quickly]
*** Sol is now known as Mail_man_mac
*** Mail_man_mac is now known as KNOCKS
*** KNOCKS is now known as Mac
Mac knocks
<HabeusKaiju>: come in!
Mac walks in, then hands him a package
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, thanks!
<Mac>: "Yo bro, I got some...like more mail for ya dude"
<HabeusKaiju>: I need to sign?
<Mac>: "You gotta like, sign right here. Braaa"
Mac hands him a paper and pen
<HabeusKaiju>: Thanks
HabeusKaiju grabs the pen, and signs the paper
<Mac>: "RIght, cool. Ya gotta be the man now dog"
<Mac>: "The forces of evil, are like assembin er somethin"
<Mac>: "And you are like, the last scion of the old way. ya dig?"
<HabeusKaiju>: .....
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
<Mac>: ....
<Mac>: "What?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Is this kind of song-o-gram
<HabeusKaiju>: ?
<Mac>: Ya sign it bro?
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya, ya
Mac takes the paper and hands him another package
<Mac>: "Ya got this alright man?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, I got it
Mac hands hab another paper to sign
<HabeusKaiju>: okay, how many packages am i getting?
<Mac>: "Remember, dawg if you dont cast the dark one out at the hour of twilight, all will be like... lost anda like a thousand generations of hell will be brought down on earth. And that will be a totes downer bra"
<Mac>: "oh just one more"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright
HabeusKaiju signs the other paper
Mac hands hab another package
<Mac>: "Oh, and like the child of the blue house will not be what she seems, and the friend will change as the enemy did"
<Mac>: "Well gotta go dudes, gots more stuff to deliver
Mac walks out to deliver more mail
*** Mac is now known as Gwydion
<HabeusKaiju>: oooooooooooooookay
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmm, let's see what I got
HabeusKaiju inspects the packages
<Gwydion>: There are three pakages
<HabeusKaiju>: three?]
<Gwydion>: One is for your students
<Gwydion>: yeah]
<HabeusKaiju>: I thought i was two]
<HabeusKaiju>: oh, gotcha]
<Gwydion>: nah bra]
<Gwydion>: The other is for you to hand off to gwysionaldo
<Gwydion>: and the third is for hab
<Gwydion>: and its ticking
<NotWrongWay>: oh boy]
<HabeusKaiju>: OHGOD!
<NotWrongWay>: [my new thomas the tank engine alarm clock came in!]
<HabeusKaiju>: UMM! UMMM!
<HabeusKaiju>: SHIT!
<Gwydion>: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
HabeusKaiju grabs the box, and runs outside
<HabeusKaiju>:
<HabeusKaiju>: OHGOD! MOVE!
<Gwydion>: Its pitch black and hab trips on himself
<Gwydion>: The ticking intensifies
<NotWrongWay>: [ mark happens to be playing a game of nightcrawlers by himself nearby]
<Gwydion>: that can happen, join in]
<NotWrongWay>: [kay]
<HabeusKaiju>: HELP! TICKING PACKAGE!
NotWrongWay happens to be collecting worms to keep his turtle company
NotWrongWay sees Hab carrying a package over his head
<NotWrongWay>: "Huh? Is that my alarm clock?"
HabeusKaiju gets up, and continues running
<NotWrongWay>: "Because I ordered one like weeks ago and it's still in Nebraska..."
<Gwydion>: Hab is running, hes not far from lake jeremiah, lying at the corner of the school
NotWrongWay follows after Hab
<HabeusKaiju>: OHGOD!
<NotWrongWay>: "Dude, what's in the box?"
<Gwydion>: The ticking intensifies, and a slight boop sound appears every 15 seconds or so
<NotWrongWay>: "...I'm guessing it's not an alarm clock?"
<HabeusKaiju>: NO!
<HabeusKaiju>: STAND BACK!
<HabeusKaiju>: Am I outside?
<HabeusKaiju>: ]
<NotWrongWay>: [HabeusKaiju grabs the box, and runs outside]
<NotWrongWay>: [maybe hab]
<Gwydion>: yeah hab]
<Gwydion>: i said you were by the lake]
<HabeusKaiju>: mkay]
HabeusKaiju fiddles with his belt, and grows to giant size
NotWrongWay looks up at giant hab
NotWrongWay yells "IS THAT A BOMB?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I DON'T KNOW!
<Gwydion>: *COUNTDOWN*
<Gwydion>: *10*
<NotWrongWay>: "...SOUNDS LIKE A BOMB"
HabeusKaiju HOLDS THE BOX AS FAR AWAY AS HE CAN FROM HIM
<Gwydion>: *9*
<HabeusKaiju>: AUUUUUUGH
<Gwydion>: *8*
<Gwydion>: *7*
<NotWrongWay>: "THAT BOX WILL EXPLODE!"
<Gwydion>: *6*
<Gwydion>: *5*
<Gwydion>: *4*
<Gwydion>: *3*
<Gwydion>: *2*
NotWrongWay shrugs and hopes it works
<Gwydion>: *1*
<Gwydion>: ........
HabeusKaiju braces
NotWrongWay shrunchs up, expecting a boom
<Gwydion>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM [TITLE: The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup VIEWS: 6369838 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 18206 UPLOADED: gemz4will ]
<Gwydion>: "Wake me, wake me up buttercup baby~"
<Gwydion>: its an alarm clock]
<Gwydion>: connected to a bomb]
<NotWrongWay>: "...THAT MIGHT BE MINE!"
<Gwydion>: BOOOOOOM
<HabeusKaiju>: WHAT?
<NotWrongWay>: "AHHHH!"
NotWrongWay ducks and covers
<HabeusKaiju>: AHHHHHH
<Gwydion>: Habs on fire, theres tiny shrapnel everywhere
<NotWrongWay>: "AHHHHHH!"
<Gwydion>: Good thing hes next to a lake
<Gwydion>: because He is completely drenched in white phosphorus :3
NotWrongWay looks up to flaming Habb
<NotWrongWay>: "AHHHHHHHH!"
<NotWrongWay>: "THEO YOU'RE ON FIRE!"
<NotWrongWay>: "AHHHHHHHHH"
<HabeusKaiju>: AUGH!
HabeusKaiju jumps in the lake
NotWrongWay gets splashed by giant lake waves
<Gwydion>: Giant lake waves wash over hab, as he sinks...and sinks...and sinks...
<Gwydion>: and finds out this is one hell of a deep lake
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm 100ft tall]
<Gwydion>: I know[
<HabeusKaiju>: I can swim]
HabeusKaiju swims to stay afloat
<Gwydion>: Its a really really really really deep lake]
<Gwydion>: think the marianas trench of lakes]
<NotWrongWay>: [WHY IS IT SO DEEP?]
<NotWrongWay>: [Did someone take the heaviest dump in the world in that lake and it sunk into the earth's core?"
<Gwydion>: ancient settlers and cultists made it when they tried to dig a way to hell, they gave up mid way, and decided to fill it with water to make sure no evils could be let loose]
<Gwydion>: sometimes you see cthulhu swimming in it[
<Gwydion>: jk]
<NotWrongWay>: [is this going to turn into friday the 13th?]
<NotWrongWay>: [don't die habbbb]
<Gwydion>: from the broken bits of the recording you hear "If you are hearing this, then you have survived. You killed my brother mr honda"
HabeusKaiju gurgles
<NotWrongWay>: [hab hears this?]
<HabeusKaiju>: WHaaaaaaa?
<Gwydion>: "No one escapes from the crabs claw twice, I assure you"
<Gwydion>: its a prerecorded message]
<HabeusKaiju>: Crab?
<HabeusKaiju>: Who?
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
NotWrongWay is looking out into the water trying to find hab
<HabeusKaiju>: brb]
<Gwydion>: You will die by my claw, mr honda. You killed forty souls 5 yrs ago, one of whom was my kin.He may have been a fool and a drunkard, but he was family, and is this is just a taste of my shelled power"
<NotWrongWay>: [k]
<Gwydion>: brb2[
<Gwydion>: bacl]
<NotWrongWay>: [kewllll]
<HabeusKaiju>: give me 10]
<NotWrongWay>: [that's fine]
<Gwydion>: roighy]
<NotWrongWay>: [found the beatles song i was looking for]
<NotWrongWay>: [took me 2 days]
<Gwydion>: link?]
<NotWrongWay>: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbKGsEK_T9g ]
<NotWrongWay>: [not the best, but it's been in my head]
<Gwydion>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2hAWUkJb_A [TITLE: Adam WarRock "Gipsy Danger" [Pacific Rim] VIEWS: 6099 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 132 UPLOADED: Adam WarRock ] heres what Im listening to]
<NotWrongWay>: [neat]
<HabeusKaiju>: back]
<Gwydion>: Finally]
<NotWrongWay>: [hey]
<Gwydion>: you ready?]
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
<HabeusKaiju>: sorry]
<HabeusKaiju>: what was last thing?]
<Gwydion>: <Gwydion>: You will die by my claw, mr honda. You killed forty souls 5 yrs ago, one of whom was my kin.He may have been a fool and a drunkard, but he was family, and is this is just a taste of my shelled power"
<Gwydion>: NotWrongWay is looking out into the water trying to find hab
HabeusKaiju swims to the surface
<HabeusKaiju>: WHO THE HECK IS THIS?
<NotWrongWay>: [night or day?]
NotWrongWay waves out to Habeus when he sees him appear
<NotWrongWay>: "I DON'T THINK THAT WAS MY ALARM CLOCK", he yells.
<HabeusKaiju>: who are you? you're not wrong way!]
<HabeusKaiju>: NO! I APPARENTLY KILLED 40 MEN!
<NotWrongWay>: [oh fine, since viral's gone]
<NotWrongWay>: "OH!"
<NotWrongWay>: "UH...THAT'S NOT GOOD!"
*** NotWrongWay is now known as Wrong_Way
<Gwydion>: Now you can either stay outside, or go inside and check your other mail stuff
<Gwydion>: or see dr bob
<Gwydion>: or whatever
HabeusKaiju fiddles with his belt, and shrinks down
<HabeusKaiju>: I Really don't know what the heck is going on!
*** Gwydion is now known as spycrabbot
<Wrong_Way>: "Neither do I!"
spycrabbot is on a southward tree
spycrabbot observes the situation
<Wrong_Way>: "So...what are you going to do?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I....dunno
<HabeusKaiju>: I don't remember killing anyone!
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe you did it by accident."
<HabeusKaiju>: I hope not!
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh god!
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm not a murderer!
HabeusKaiju begins hyperventlating
<Wrong_Way>: "Dude... calm down. Do you know who sent this?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Some crab guy!
<HabeusKaiju>: I don't know a crab guy!
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe he has the wrong Theo?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, he did say Honda
<Wrong_Way>: "There might be thousands of them!"
spycrabbot shoots a dart in the back of ww's neck
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, but knowing my luck, you know it's me
Wrong_Way is hit by dart at back of neck
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya dig?
<spycrabbot>: sleeep]
Wrong_Way falls on his face passed out
spycrabbot hits hab with a sleeping dart
<HabeusKaiju>: does it dink off?]
<spycrabbot>: nope]
<Wrong_Way>: [lethal dose, we both die. corner rules it as suicide pact]
<HabeusKaiju>: oohhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HabeusKaiju falls over, asleep
<Maw>: [BAD END]
spycrabbot goes over to the bodies and makes a "bink bink" sound. after words a crabcopter picks them up. They are flown to the lair of Fiendish Dr crab, on spider crab island
<HabeusKaiju>: oh]
<Wrong_Way>: [gj hab]
<HabeusKaiju>: oh god]
<spycrabbot>: They are held in the prisoner chambers
<HabeusKaiju>: Maw....]
<Wrong_Way>: [hey maw, want in?]
<HabeusKaiju>: This isnt a BAD END]
<HabeusKaiju>: This is a GOOD End]
<Maw>: [you know you love me hab, and sure ww]
<Wrong_Way>: [i will drag you in with the power of friendship]
<Maw>: [amd I caught on as soon as I saw gwyd was controlling something both technology, and crab-related]
<spycrabbot>: A small cell with with crab reinforced bars, a small crab windo showing the outside. and of course a crab screen, where he will appear to talk to them
spycrabbot also captured dibbys because he was outside at the time
<spycrabbot>: that good?]
<Wrong_Way>: [sure]
*** Maw is now known as Donnie
Wrong_Way sneezes himself awake
<HabeusKaiju>: Ohgod!
HabeusKaiju wakes up
<Wrong_Way>: "Achooo!"
<spycrabbot>: now, we can do "Escape from spider crab island" tomorrow, or have one of us bork because its almost 2 am]
Donnie is soundly asleep, curled up with his otter in the corner
<Wrong_Way>: [depends on what you guys wanna do]
<Wrong_Way>: [i am a free bird]
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm here]
<Donnie>: [I'm game]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh dang]
<HabeusKaiju>: save for tomorrow for me]
<HabeusKaiju>: sorry]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh okay]
<Wrong_Way>: [that's fine]
<Donnie>: [sure]
<Wrong_Way>: [remember tomorrow]