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  1. [3/9/15, 8:41:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  2. [3/9/15, 8:41:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: She's still gonna watch him, but I almost figured that would be the conclusion she came to anyway
  3. [3/9/15, 8:43:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Just be all like.
  4. [3/9/15, 8:43:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey. Guys. So I have a conclusion. Have you considered threesomes?"
  5. [3/9/15, 8:43:41 PM] Darby: “WE’RE SIBLINGS”
  6. [3/9/15, 8:44:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: ".........Never stopped us."
  7. [3/9/15, 8:44:12 PM] Darby: “…”
  8. [3/9/15, 8:44:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...What?"
  9. [3/9/15, 8:44:29 PM] Darby: “…”
  10. [3/9/15, 8:44:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Whaaaaaaaaat?"
  11. [3/9/15, 8:44:52 PM] Darby: “Um… Nothing…"
  12. [3/9/15, 8:45:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Anyway he's bi."
  13. [3/9/15, 8:45:39 PM] Darby: “…Great. Of course he is."
  14. [3/9/15, 8:46:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: "This is exactly why I suggested threesomes, guys."
  15. [3/9/15, 8:46:21 PM] Darby: “Does that… Doesn’t that count as like… incest or something?”
  16. [3/9/15, 8:46:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Not as long as you aren't touching each other's butts. That's the rule."
  17. [3/9/15, 8:47:13 PM] Darby: “>_>;”
  18. “<_<;”
  19. [3/9/15, 8:47:33 PM] Darby: “/Is/ that the rule?”
  20. [3/9/15, 8:47:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah."
  21. [3/9/15, 8:49:13 PM] Darby: “I uh… Still feels kinda weird…”
  22. [3/9/15, 8:51:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Let me put it this way. If you're both women, you're okay. If you're both dudes, you're okay. Just don't make it a habit. It's also okay if there's a /third person/ so neither of you have to stick it into each other."
  23. [3/9/15, 8:54:03 PM] Darby: “Eh… I mean, if Dante is okay with it then- Wait are you defining incest by whether or not you can make a baby?”
  24. [3/9/15, 8:55:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...Only partly. Like that's an important part. ...Look I had a few weird experimentation incidents when we were 15."
  25. [3/9/15, 8:56:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: "But no incest babies is kiiind of important like, where I come from that was a huge problem in royalty and they all kind of ended up looking misshapen and severely mentally disabled. So don't do that."
  26. [3/9/15, 8:57:45 PM] Darby: “Should… should we get a second opinion on this?”
  27. “…And who on earth are you thinking of asking?”
  28. [3/9/15, 8:58:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "She's right, who the hell are you gonna ask about this?"
  29. [3/9/15, 8:59:39 PM] Darby: “…………”
  30. [3/9/15, 9:00:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...I feel as if I've made you uncomfortable."
  31. [3/9/15, 9:01:00 PM] Darby: “………………………………………………….."
  32. [3/9/15, 9:01:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: "............Should I leave?"
  33. [3/9/15, 9:01:43 PM] Darby: “……..I don’t know anymore."
  34. [3/9/15, 9:14:40 PM] Darby: “OH I KNOW, I’ll ask Teruchi if he would have a threesome with Sera and Kaze.”
  35. “._. you will do no such thing.”
  36. [3/9/15, 9:14:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Bet you he would."
  37. [3/9/15, 9:15:37 PM] Darby: “I must find him.”
  38. [3/9/15, 9:16:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Didn't he like, vanish though? Like, into thin air."
  39. [3/9/15, 9:16:11 PM] Darby: “THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT"
  40. [3/9/15, 9:16:50 PM] Darby: “I doubt he can just vanish like that… He must be somewhere."
  41. [3/9/15, 9:17:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...Maybe we can like, summon him."
  42. [3/9/15, 9:17:25 PM] Darby: “Like how? Chant his name into the mirror three times?”
  43. [3/9/15, 9:18:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No no no. I've got it. *ahem* My oh my, me and my friend here are just... so lonesome. We'd sure love for a nice, strong, handsome, windy prince to come out of hiding and, like, do us."
  44. [3/9/15, 9:18:46 PM] Darby: “Oh my god…”
  45. [3/9/15, 9:19:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: "What, you're saying it won't work?"
  46. [3/9/15, 9:19:33 PM] Darby: “I mean… it might..."
  47. [3/9/15, 9:20:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh, what /ever/ shall two /aggressively available/ ladies like us do?"
  48. [3/9/15, 9:21:03 PM] Darby: “Hm… try it one more time.”
  49. [3/9/15, 9:22:10 PM] Darby: “Really play it up, he’s trying to be good I hear.”
  50. [3/9/15, 9:23:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Why, we're just so desperate for a knight in shining armor to sweep us off our feet, we might not make it the night, otherwise, it'll be /so cold/ without a warm man to keep us going! Help us, /anyone/!"
  51. [3/9/15, 9:23:56 PM] Darby: Teruchi: *drops in from above* Ow! What the…?
  52. [3/9/15, 9:24:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey, good to see you! These two have an important question they're looking for a second opinion for."
  53. [3/9/15, 9:24:36 PM] Darby: Teruchi: Wha?
  54. [3/9/15, 9:25:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: "They want to know if you'd ever hypothetically have a threesome with Sera and Kaze. Just hypothetically."
  55. [3/9/15, 9:26:13 PM] Darby: Teruchi: I uh… um… I mean, only if it was what they want… *gives a thumbs up behind his back, where Serafina can’t see*
  56. [3/9/15, 9:27:17 PM] Darby: Dante: Well, I’m not really sure what I expected.
  57. [3/9/15, 9:27:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: See, you feel me. I said the same thing.
  58. [3/9/15, 9:27:58 PM] Darby: Teruchi: Wait, do you want a threesome with Serafina and Kaze?
  59. [3/9/15, 9:28:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Not quite, I mean I'd do 'em but Kaze seems like a one hitch only kinda girl. No, there's a hot knight guy who's bisexual.
  60. [3/9/15, 9:29:17 PM] Darby: Teruchi: …Does he want to do Serafina and Kaze?
  61. [3/9/15, 9:30:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Serafina and Dante want to do him. But they wouldn't take my word for it on the sibling problem.
  62. [3/9/15, 9:30:42 PM] Darby: Teruchi: Oh… OH, so I was supposed to focus on Kaze in that scenario.
  63. Serafina: WHAT DO MEAN WAS SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON KAZE?
  64. [3/9/15, 9:31:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: ....No offense but you're pretty hot. Anyway yeah.
  65. [3/9/15, 9:31:22 PM] Darby: Teruchi: Oh… *still gives a thumbs up*
  66. [3/9/15, 9:31:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: See? Second opinion. Now go get some.
  67. [3/9/15, 9:33:17 PM] Darby: Serafina: FINE, but when the entire kingdom calls for our impeachment, I swear to Ranthael I’ll bring both of you down with me!
  68. [3/9/15, 9:33:50 PM] Darby: Teruchi: *brings the thumbs up in front of him for Serafina to see*
  69. [3/9/15, 9:34:04 PM] Darby: Teruchi: I’d do that threesome too
  70. [3/9/15, 9:34:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Bring me down to /what/ exactly?
  71. [3/9/15, 9:34:47 PM] Darby: Serafina: I- DOWN OR SOMETHING
  72. [3/9/15, 9:35:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: ...Hold on I have a better idea. Why don't you /share/? Without the threesome. One of you fucks him, then the other gets him out on a date.
  73. [3/9/15, 9:36:23 PM] Darby: Dante: Actually I was warming up to the threesome idea, but I guess that works.
  74. [3/9/15, 9:36:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Well I mean they're both valid.
  75. [3/9/15, 9:37:34 PM] Darby: Serafina: I… I guess we could try it for a while…
  76. [3/9/15, 9:38:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Just don't get jealous. Remember. Sharing is caring. Also if you start fighting and he leaves I'm totally going to swoop in and do him myself.
  77. [3/9/15, 9:39:04 PM] Darby: Serafina: D: This is a very delicate situation…
  78. [3/9/15, 9:39:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: ...What? I never said /I/ wasn't interested.
  79. [3/9/15, 9:39:48 PM] Darby: Serafina: Back off we got dibs
  80. [3/9/15, 9:40:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: I can respect that. C'mon man, you got this. You need me to wingman? I can wingman. I did it for Jack once. And look at him now.
  81. [3/9/15, 9:41:54 PM] Darby: Serafina: Oh man this is intense… How do you wingman for a double strike? Yeah I think that would be best, I have no idea how to approach this you’re clearly an expert.
  82. [3/9/15, 9:42:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: Don't worry brah, I got this. Just gimme an hour with him and you'll both be in bed with him before you know it. Meet me at the club at 7 tonight. Funky Wang's playing. He knows his shit.
  83. [3/9/15, 9:44:10 PM] Darby: Teruchi: So I’m guessing everything that was said about me really was pure hypotheticals.
  84. [3/9/15, 9:44:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: ...If you give me the time to wingman for them I'll do you as a consolation prize.
  85. [3/9/15, 9:44:59 PM] Darby: Teruchi: Eeeyyyyyyy
  86. [3/9/15, 9:45:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: And then everyone got laid.
  87. [3/9/15, 9:45:42 PM] Darby: Perfect
  88. [3/9/15, 9:45:48 PM] Darby: I need to save this conversation
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