Shepards Vampires 4

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August 5
[21:52]	<[GM]Mary>	Alright!
[21:53]	<[GM]Mary>	Last time on Shepard's, no one important joined and nothing important happened.
[21:54]	<[huh]Letty>	Yay~!
[21:54]	<[Owen]Phrine>	Yeah, that sounds about right...
[21:56]	<[GM]Mary>	As day turns to dusk, meidos begin to rise from their grave and slumber. It's the final night in the vampire's castle.
[21:57]	<[GM]Mary>	Shepard returns from wherever he went, clutching a sheathed saber beneath his cloak. Sidney has disappeared again.
[21:58]	<Shepard>	Hmph. It appears someone's stolen the Mormegil. Are you ready, ladies?
[21:58]	* [Pyg]Judith	lets out a yawn, realizing the feeling of the weight of another leaning on her.
[21:59]	<[huh]Letty>	Ready for what, master?
[22:00]	* [Owen]Phrine	just kind of sits there weirdly, disoriented, as she leans against Judith. Seems she forgot to turn off her lucky egg before she went to bed. It feels like she's still dreaming...
[22:00]	<Shepard>	To leave. Are all of you so forgetful?
[22:01]	<[huh]Letty>	In the mornings, yes.
[22:01]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Leaf...I...I am the leaf of the red tree~..."
[22:01]	<[huh]Letty>	Would it be tactless to call it low blood pressure?
[22:02]	* [Pyg]Judith	leans forward so her mouth is next to Phrine's ear.
[22:02]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"You awake now, little one?"
[22:02]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Nyyaah!"
[22:03]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Waahh!"
[22:03]	* [Owen]Phrine	falls over on her side. It's like the voice was a literal push! Wow, what power!
[22:03]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"...I feel alive~..."
[22:03]	* [Pyg]Judith	moves to help her right up.
[22:03]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Sorry, did I scare you?"
[22:04]	* [Owen]Phrine	begins humming some lullaby-like tune as she is helped up.
[22:04]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Mmm, mhmhmm~, and the night comes again~..."
[22:05]	<Shepard>	...Tactless or not, it's idiocy. Quickly, get yourselves ready and depart north. I'll go on ahead and check for dangers. Try not to keep me waiting for too long.
[22:05]	* [Owen]Phrine	whispers into Judith's ear.
[22:06]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Did he say something about me~?"
[22:07]	* Shepard	leaves the way he came.
[22:10]	* [Owen]Phrine	shrugs and tries to stand up. Woo, dizzy~...
[22:11]	* [Owen]Phrine	gets too her feet, breathing much heavier than such a simple action should require. That lucky egg sure takes one's breath away...
[22:11]	* [Owen]Phrine	[*to]
[22:12]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Hmm...Ahhmm...Hhhannn...Woo, sleepy~..."
[22:12]	* [huh]Letty	rises drowsily.
[22:13]	* [Owen]Phrine	begins to count the people in the room with a loopy finger. One...Two...umm...just two? Weren't there more...?
[22:13]	* [Owen]Phrine	looks t her two fingers. Maybe the missing people are hiding in her palm somewhere...
[22:13]	* [Owen]Phrine	[*looks at]
[22:14]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"...hee-hee, I can't count~..."
[22:18]	* [Pyg]Judith	finally gets up on her feet, straightening out the wrinkles on her clothes as best she can.
[22:18]	<[huh]Letty>	I guess we should get going, huh. Are you two ready?
[22:18]	* [Owen]Phrine	gives up counting missing people. They'll turn up eventually, right? She moves to follow the direction Shepard left.
[22:18]	* [Pyg]Judith	leaves following the rests.
[22:19]	* [huh]Letty	follows Judith.
[22:21]	* [Owen]Phrine	rolls her head around, looking for both something in particular, and nothing in particular. She doesn't seem to find whatever it was she was looking for.
[22:21]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Hmmm~...wheee-re aaare yooouu~?"
[22:21]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Something wrong, Phrine?
[22:22]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Emmm...I dunno, jus'...looking?"
[22:25]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Hmm.
[22:25]	* [Owen]Phrine	really has no idea where she's going. This castle is like a maze to her. Fun maze~...
[22:25]	<[GM]Mary>	You make your way through the castle. From here, you can either travel through the castle and use a northern exit or turn to the main gate, which lies eastward. There's obvious signs that people have been here, most notably a few more dead bodies lying than the night before.
[22:27]	* [Owen]Phrine	ambles over to a dead body. She feels bad about drinking Mom's blood last night. She needs to take care of herself!
[22:29]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Oh, good, a breakfast before the trip.
[22:29]	* [Owen]Phrine	latches on to some pour soul's arm and sips a taste. Bleeech! Awful awful rotten dead blood!
[22:30]	<[Pyg]Judith>	No good, huh?
[22:30]	* [Owen]Phrine	spits out the putrid red liquid and "thhbtt's" her tongue.
[22:30]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Bleeehh..."
[22:30]	* [Owen]Phrine	makes a funny face.
[22:31]	=-=	mini_Kagami is now known as [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean
[22:33]	* [Owen]Phrine	feels even hungrier after this awful drink. Mom-blood just isn't the same as stuff she finds herself.
[22:35]	* [Owen]Phrine	feels like she should be going somewhere that's not here. Because here is boring...
[22:35]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Can we go somewhe-ere that's not here, now...?"
[22:35]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"...'cause I'm lost~..."
[22:36]	<[huh]Letty>	We were supposed to go north...
[22:36]	* [Pyg]Judith	frowns at the dry, dead bodies strewn all over. Damn, she's starting to get thirsty too.
[22:37]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Ooo, yay..................what's north, again?"
[22:37]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"That would be going up when you look at a map."
[22:38]	* [huh]Letty	points north.
[22:38]	* [Owen]Phrine	looks up. What a nice ceiling...
[22:38]	<[huh]Letty>	This way.
[22:38]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"I said when I look at a map! Don't confuse her, Letty."
[22:38]	<[Pyg]Judith>	[*when you]
[22:39]	* [huh]Letty	sighs.
[22:39]	<[huh]Letty>	Relating it to a map won't help us here, though.
[22:40]	* [Owen]Phrine	is hopelessly confused by now. Nice egg, though...fuzzy warm in her chest...mmm~....
[22:41]	<[huh]Letty>	...Just follow me.
[22:41]	* [huh]Letty	sets off North.
[22:41]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'kay."
[22:41]	<[GM]Mary>	You continue on, heading by the library and towards the castle's chapel. Though laden with impressive stone sculptures and stained glass windows, the chapel serves as a mockery of Christian faith, with depictions of demons and sinful horrors all about. The moonlight peers in well through the windows, creating a surreal spectrum of colors across the pews and stone floor.
[22:43]	* [Owen]Phrine	, for reasons that may or may not be related to egg-euphoria, has a bad feeling about this...
[22:43]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Uuunn...just like a dream~..."
[22:45]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	stands on a tree branch, and inhales deeply. Ah, what a fine night for slaying the ravening hideous hordes of undead! He cracks his knuckles, and takes ahold of the rope.
[22:46]	=-=	YOU are now known as MariaLenardeTheFourth
[22:46]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	All right. Chums up; let's do this.
[22:47]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	sucks her chest up, putting on her best soldier face, also standing atop a strangely tall tree.
[22:47]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Right!
[22:47]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	swings into the chapel, smashing through the glass windows, screaming some sort of battle cry.
[22:47]	* [Owen]Phrine	sees pretty lights in the sky. Oh wait...that's glass.
[22:48]	* [huh]Letty	looks at the Chapel. Despite being a vampire, she's still... oh goddamn.
[22:48]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	CAST YE NOT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST IS IN HEAVEN AND-- how does the rest of that go, again...? ...Never mind, there's bigger fish to fry!
[22:49]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	sdkates to a halt on the glas, and whips out his sword, pointing it accusingly at the vampires.
[22:49]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Oooh...funny people~...?"
[22:49]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Undead fish.
[22:49]	* [Owen]Phrine	waves listlessly at the newcomers.
[22:50]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"It's okay, I forget stuff too..."
[22:50]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...
[22:50]	* [Mys]Sidney	rolls in her sleep...
[22:50]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...You don't look like the guy on the poster.
[22:50]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	pauses.
[22:50]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	screams, as she also swings her way in, albeit very badly. She hooks herself on the window's roof and goes tumbling off, landing right on top of Ricardo.
[22:51]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	uuuaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAH! Oof!
[22:51]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Any of y--OOF!
[22:51]	<[huh]Letty>	Why can't we just have normal adversaries?
[22:51]	* [huh]Letty	sighs.
[22:51]	* [Owen]Phrine	thinks to herself. "But I'm not a guy...am I...? What's a guy again?"
[22:51]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	looks up at the scream, and manages to catch Maria in a sort of half- fumbled way.
[22:52]	* [Owen]Phrine	thinks maybe those two will know!
[22:52]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Hey, umm...what is a guy~?"
[22:52]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...Maria, dear, we're going to need to practice proper dramatic entry after this.
[22:53]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	But we'll worry about it later. Are you all right?
[22:53]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	I'm sorry, Ricardo... yeah...
[22:53]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Excellent!
[22:53]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	sets her on her feet, and brushes glass off if the both of them.
[22:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	It appears we have the wrong address.
[22:54]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	rubs her head and dusts Ricardo off as well.
[22:54]	* [Owen]Phrine	wonders if she should help brush off the glass...don't maids do that sometimes?
[22:54]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	...a though occurs to him, and he whips out his sword again. Even more dramatically, this time.
[22:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...or... a trap!
[22:55]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Huh? This is the wrong place? Oh!
[22:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Who are you ...people?
[22:55]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	whips out her... wait, she doesn't have anything.
[22:55]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	utters the last word with suspicion.
[22:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Thralls?
[22:55]	* [Owen]Phrine	wanders closer to the sword. Looks pretty~...
[22:55]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	whispers:
[22:55]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Ricky, I lost my saber!
[22:55]	<[huh]Letty>	Shouldn't the guest introduce himself first?
[22:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Vampires?
[22:55]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Phrine!
[22:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Confused and misguided young women?
[22:56]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"What? It's pretty~..."
[22:56]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Because let me tell you folks, you wouldn't BELIEVE how m-- eh?
[22:56]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	looks at his partner.
[22:56]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Think of it like a rose, Phrine. What happens when you touch them?"
[22:57]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...You're sure?
[22:57]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	looks her over. ....nope, no saber. Damn.
[22:57]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Ummmmmmmm...blood? But I like blo-ood~..."
[22:57]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Well, we can j--
[22:58]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	pauses, a little chill going down his neck.
[22:58]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Huh?
[22:58]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	follows Ricardo's chill, then his gaze.
[22:59]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Sounds like door number two, then...
[22:59]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	whispers back to Maria:
[22:59]	* [Pyg]Judith	furrows her brows.
[22:59]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Okay, what DO you have?
[22:59]	* [Owen]Phrine	looks endearingly at the two new people. Hey, they have blood, don't they?
[22:59]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	I got, I got, um...
[23:00]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	fumbles about in her red-vampire hunting dress. She made it herself!
[23:00]	* [Owen]Phrine	raises her hand. It's always polite to ask, right?
[23:00]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	pulls out some smalls bottles.
[23:00]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Holy water!
[23:01]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...Yes, young lady?
[23:01]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...Really? That just might come in handy.
[23:03]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Mhm! It really works! I got some in my eyes the other day and it wouldn't stop stinging!
[23:03]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Uhhh, well....I'm really thirsty, y'see~...Can I have some of yours blood, I guees~?"
[23:03]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...I don't think that's ho--
[23:05]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	...There's that damned chill again. He turns and looks at this little girl. Fairly normal, well, maybe not the hair, and the gun's a bit dangerous, but other thWHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE WINGS AND HORNS, FUCK.
[23:05]	* [Owen]Phrine	twists her foot bashfully. This is always so awkward for her...
[23:05]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	...huh?
[23:06]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	[retcon the gun]
[23:06]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	has forgotten about their audience, and turns to them meekly.
[23:06]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	addresses the little girl.
[23:07]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	We don't have any. We're big ol' bloodless squares from Squaresville.
[23:08]	* [Mys]Sidney	wakes up at the smell of breakfast. She walks in a half daze down the Castle halls eating the fine treats that people have passed up.
[23:08]	* [Owen]Phrine	frowns. What a shame...she had hoped for some dinner tonight...
[23:08]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Mmmmmm...all right. Soo-ooryy~."
[23:08]	* [Pyg]Judith	walks up behind Phrine ready to grab her in case these strangers make any sudden moves.
[23:09]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	What are you talking about? I bled all over the place when I cut my thumb on those coathangers I used to make th-
[23:10]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	facepalms, inside.
[23:10]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Maria, I do believe we're looking at a happy little vampire family. Not the best thing to tell them, maybe?
[23:10]	* [Mys]Sidney	bumps her head on a ceiling beam after her tenth or eleventh treat... She feels full enough and being so tall isn't fun at all. Sidney reverts to her child height and wanders the halls wondering, if not for long, where everyone went too. Sidney sneezes.
[23:10]	<[huh]Letty>	Judith, these people are beginning to get a bit boring. Should we just kill them?
[23:11]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Maybe we can walk past them.
[23:11]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"
[23:11]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	, having just realized her error, develops teary eyes and bows her head to Ricardo.
[23:11]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	smirks at the vampire women.
[23:11]	* [Owen]Phrine	fails to pick up on Maria's slip of the tongue; she's sitting down in a pew and enjoying her egg~..."
[23:11]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	I'm sorry, Ricardo! And now they're going to kill us! What're we going to do!?
[23:12]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Sorry, ladies, but you're only going one place, tonight.
[23:12]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	Dramatic zoom-in!
[23:12]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	--To HELL.
[23:13]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Not so dense after all, are you?"
[23:13]	* [huh]Letty	laughs.
[23:13]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Oh, I wouldn't say that.
[23:13]	* [Pyg]Judith	shakes Phrine's shoulder, trying to get her attention.
[23:13]	<[huh]Letty>	The funny one might make a fun toy.
[23:13]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	stops her whining and does her best to match Ricardo's enthusiasm.
[23:13]	<[Mys]Sidney>	*sniffs*
[23:14]	<[Mys]Sidney>	Mornin'...
[23:14]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Maria, dear? Kindly grab a torch or two from nearby, would you?
[23:14]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	freezes.
[23:14]	* [Mys]Sidney	says to no one particular in the room...
[23:14]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	ssssssshit.
[23:15]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	nods, running off before he freezes in his tracks.
[23:16]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	By Belmont's blood! Do we have another one?
[23:17]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	Ah, fuck it.
[23:17]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	raises his voice a little, calling out to his companion.
[23:18]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Maria, dear? assume that anyone in here is a vampire, and proceed accordingly.
[23:18]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...
[23:18]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	pauses.
[23:18]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	returns with two torches, like an olympic runner twice over.
[23:18]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Except for me.
[23:18]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	thinks on this a moment more.
[23:18]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	And you, too. Nobody bit you yet, did they?
[23:19]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...Ah, thank you.
[23:19]	* [Pyg]Judith	shakes Phrine a little harder.
[23:19]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Phrine, get up.
[23:19]	* [Owen]Phrine	is broken from her reverie! Whuzzat, now...?
[23:19]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"....Mmmreeh?"
[23:20]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"What'd I miss~..."
[23:20]	* [Owen]Phrine	yawns.
[23:20]	* [huh]Letty	attempts to walk past the would-be hunters.
[23:20]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Get behind me, these people aren't going to be very nice to us."
[23:20]	* [Mys]Sidney	half yawns and half mumbles"Kill those pale faced, blood sucking monsters!"
[23:20]	* [Owen]Phrine	picks up on a little of the subtext.
[23:20]	* [Mys]Sidney	sneezes
[23:21]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Oohhh...Are we fighting or something now?"
[23:21]	<[Mys]Sidney>	Raaah~
[23:21]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Oh? oh... Right!
[23:21]	<[Mys]Sidney>	*sniff
[23:21]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	So... they're the vampires?
[23:21]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"If they insist."
[23:21]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	waves her lit stick towards the group.
[23:21]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	I'm pretty sure.
[23:21]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Mmmmmm'kay~."
[23:22]	* [Owen]Phrine	reaches into her vest...and removes her lucky egg! Gasp! She puts it back into her side pocket. It's time for SERIOUS BUSINESS!
[23:22]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	notices one of them strolling forward. Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
[23:23]	* [Owen]Phrine	bows respectfully to the two hunters.
[23:23]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Maria, would you kindly lend me one of the ....holy water.... vials?
[23:24]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Huh? Oh, sure!
[23:24]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	lends not one, but two
[23:25]	<[Owen]Phrine>	"Hello people-who-are-probably-bad-guys. I'm Phrine. I'm also hungry. So, umm...have at you~, I guess...?"
[23:25]	* [Pyg]Judith	cracks her knuckles.
[23:26]	* [Mys]Sidney	begins hording bibles from the pews...
[23:26]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	feels awfully alone, with Ricardo gone to face Leticia, she's no one to protect her but herself! She trembles weakly.
[23:27]	* [Owen]Phrine	forgets what to do after this. It's been a while since she's fought anyone, after all...
[23:27]	<[huh]Letty>	Oh, we're fighting now?
[23:27]	<[huh]Letty>	Excellent.
[23:28]	* [Mys]Sidney	is walking up and down pews, marked as a shark with its fin, only by a large stack of bibles...
[23:28]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	Um... well, we don't have to...
[23:28]	* [Owen]Phrine	strolls over to Maria and attempts to give her a half-hearted kick in the shins.
[23:28]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	realizes that his hands are rather full at this point. err... fuck. He passes the sword off two one hand, and takes a vial, and slings it in Letty's direction, slipping the other in a pouch.
[23:28]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Have a drink!
[23:31]	* [Mys]Sidney	has her ammo prepared and lets loose the hell of large literature...
[23:32]	* [huh]Letty	deftly dodges the bottle. Whatever's in it can't be good. At the same time she pierces her palm with her fingernails, letting her abnormally dark blood seep down to her fingers.
[23:34]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Damn!
[23:34]	<[Mys]Sidney>	BIBLE FIGHT~
[23:35]	* [Mys]Sidney	throws bibles willy-nilly
[23:35]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	goes to throw the second vial, but is distracted in mid-throw by the nonsensical battlecry.
[23:35]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	wha--?
[23:35]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	sees the incoming bibles, and stumbles back, falling on her ass.
[23:35]	<MariaLenardeTheFourth>	ow-!
[23:36]	<[GM]Mary>	Phrine: one of those bibles were made of stone, and falls directly on your head.
[23:36]	* [Owen]Phrine	collapses to the floor. What the...?
[23:37]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Aah!"
[23:37]	* [Owen]Phrine	has no idea what just happened, but it hurts! It really, really, really hurts!
[23:39]	* [Owen]Phrine	curls up into a little ball, oblivious to the world around her. Too much...too much...
[23:39]	* [Pyg]Judith	rushes over to the fallen Phrine.
[23:40]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Hey, wolf, watch your damn aim!"
[23:42]	* [Mys]Sidney	Silly Jude doesn't understand how to play Bible Fight~
[23:42]	* [Pyg]Judith	gets a face full of biblical passages and falls over.
[23:42]	* [huh]Letty	gets hit by the glass, and... shiit, it burns, the glass shards hurt... wait, wasn't holy water supposed to melt faces? This stuff... not so much
[23:43]	* [Owen]Phrine	is shivering madly, now. Too much, too much...so weak and dizzy and hungry and thirsty...thirsty...
[23:44]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	is momentarily surprised. Hey, it hit! .... Well. Of course it hit. These creatures of the night don't stand a chance against your awesome aim.
[23:44]	<[GM]Mary>	Letty: The water burns your eyes, but it's obviously not holy. It's more like... rubbing alcohol?
[23:44]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	grins, and lobs the torch at the soaked Letty.
[23:44]	* [huh]Letty	is still irritated at getting her nice dress all wet.
[23:45]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Here, lady! Let me warm you up!
[23:45]	* [huh]Letty	charges at Ricardo, fangs beared.
[23:45]	<[Mys]Sidney>	Hey~ BIBLES ONLY!
[00:14]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	lobs the torch, which twirls end over end before landing on the charging vampire maid, and igniting her.
[00:14]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	RICARDO used TORCH!
[00:14]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	It's super effective!
[00:15]	* [Mys]Sidney	's body grows massive as her anger flares, a bible in hand. She throws it with such force that the floor buckles beneath the person not using bibles and his friend...
[00:15]	* [huh]Letty	hisses in pain as fire envelops her...
[00:15]	* MariaLenardeTheFourth	runs around in a panic, throwing more vials at the burning person
[00:19]	<[GM]Mary>	A hole erupts from the floor just before Ricardo, and just as he steps out of the way, Maria smashes into him from her frantic racing, sending them both plummeting below.
[00:20]	<[GM]Mary>	Phrine, still weary from her head truama, falls to the ground, still mumbling inane things to herself.
[00:21]	* [Pyg]Judith	, concerned more for Phrine's well-being, rushes to her side trying to comfort her.
[00:21]	* [huh]Letty	is trying to pat out he fire...
[00:23]	* [huh]Letty	finally gets it out and just lays there on the floor, smoldering.
[00:24]	* [Mys]Sidney	tosses a bible at Letty. Using no strength whatsoever.
[00:30]	<[GM]Mary>	Judith: there's no response other than strange mumblings. The hit on her head seems to have made her a bit less comprehensible than she was before, but at least she's quiete now.
[00:30]	* [huh]Letty	feels the bible impact, but doesn't really respont.
[00:33]	* [Mys]Sidney	jumps down the hole in the floor...
[00:36]	* [huh]Letty	picks herself up once the pain numbs.
[00:37]	* [Mys]Sidney|hunting	follows the scent of the mean, rule breaking, interl-, inte-, Break In-ny people...


[00:43]	* [Mys]Sidney	lumbers through the shadows. Her massive form moving with an odd grace.
[00:46]	<[GM]Mary>	You find yourself in the catacombs once again, as familiar skulls and tombs come to light from the hole above.
[00:46]	* [Mys]Sidney	lumbers through the shadows. Her massive form moving with an odd grace.
[00:46]	<MariaLenarde>	Ow! ow ow ow ow ow ow ow....
[00:47]	* MariaLenarde	is laid out over Ricardo, once again falling directly on top of him.
[00:48]	* [Mys]Sidney	watches the strange spectacle from the cover of darkness...
[00:49]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Belmont's burning balls, my HEAD... I'll never talk loud in a library again, I promise...
[00:49]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	rubs his head. Did they just fall through the floor...?
[00:50]	<MariaLenarde>	Rick-eeey~! I think we're in a cave or something... What do we do?
[00:50]	* MariaLenarde	whines pathetically.
[00:50]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	...Yep. Yep, they did. Where's Mar-- oh, right there.
[00:51]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	I think we get the hell out of this foul and wretched place
[00:51]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	And then we set this place on fire.
[00:52]	* [Mys]Sidney	.oO(Yeah, you should get out of this place...)
[00:52]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	I hope the marshmallows are still okay.
[00:52]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	sits up.
[00:52]	<MariaLenarde>	Mmmmph... This isn't fun anymore...
[00:53]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, dear.
[00:53]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	gets to his feet and helps Maria up.
[00:54]	<MariaLenarde>	but I still have both of my eyes and this isn't fun at all... We should rob museums or something instead.
[00:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Then it's just games: Hunt the eye!
[00:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Hmm.
[00:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	It would pay better.
[00:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Or we could rob from vampires.
[00:54]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	God knows they've got tons of old famous junk lying around.
[00:55]	* MariaLenarde	has an "o" of ding
[00:55]	<MariaLenarde>	Oooh, that's a great idea!
[00:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	They must love it, or else they wouldn't hoard it.
[00:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	And if they try to stop us, then we can kill them!
[00:55]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	Two bats with one stake!
[00:55]	<MariaLenarde>	That way, we don't have to fight anymore, either! We just come during the day and talk all their stuff~
[00:55]	* MariaLenarde	puts her index fingers together
[00:56]	<MariaLenarde>	or that...
[00:57]	* [Mys]Sidney	has approached rather quickly and swats a claw twice the size of Maria's head into her side.
[01:01]	* [Mys]Sidney	flings the girl to the side with surprising ease... The rule breaker still standing there in a conversational pose.
[01:01]	* MariaLenarde	flies into a stone wall face first, peeling of it slowly and landing on her back.
[01:13]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	[so, retcon?]
[01:14]	<[GM]Mary>	[no, go on and hit Sid. Might want to grab Maria too before she bleeds to death]
[01:14]	* [Mys]Sidney	raises her other claw ready to attack once more but...
[01:15]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	flips the fuck out.
[01:16]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	...Maria...?!
[01:19]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	looks at the still form, face draining of any color, then lunges at Sidney in a psychotic rage, stabbing and slashing, before kicking in a kneecap, and springing away. he leaps over to Maria, and picks her up, and turns to Sidney, hate etched in his manly,awesome-even-in- the-face-of-per-il-and-potential-but-we-hope-not-tragedy features.
[01:20]	<[Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean>	You haven't seen the last of us, monster. Not nearly!
[01:20]	* [Atai]RicardoMcDeVonStJean	hightails it the fuck out of there.
[01:27]	* [Mys]Sidney	is left standing there stunned before giving quick chase, but soon giving up.


[01:13]	<[Pyg]Judith>	Letty, should we get out of here? They might come back.
[01:31]	<[huh]Letty>	I guess so...
[01:41]	* [huh]Letty	looks down on Phrine.
[01:41]	<[huh]Letty>	Is the childe alright?
[01:44]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"I hope so. Shh, shh, it's okay, those punks are gone now..."
[01:50]	<[huh]Letty>	I think you mave have to carry her. We cannot keep the master waiting.
[01:51]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Right..."
[01:53]	<[GM]Mary>	You make your way out of the castle, and head northward along a winding dirt path. At the head of the path, Shepard sits in wait atop a horse-drawn carriage.
[01:54]	* [Pyg]Judith	walks up to the cart, a cloud of bats behind her carrying Phrine.
[01:54]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"A long trip, Boss?"
[01:56]	<Shepard>	Indeed. What took you so long? Leticia... What happened to your face?
[01:56]	<[huh]Letty>	I'm just that hot, you know?
[01:57]	* [huh]Letty	gives a wry smile.
[01:57]	* Shepard	hops down, inquiring Letty more closely.
[01:58]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"At least it won't be permanent. I'd hate for your pretty face taken from me by some lowlife bastard."
[01:58]	<Shepard>	...hmph. So long as you finished off whoever may have done it. Where's Sidney?
[01:59]	<[huh]Letty>	That... is a very good question.
[01:59]	* [huh]Letty	thinks...
[01:59]	<[huh]Letty>	She certainly...
[01:59]	<[huh]Letty>	Oh, oh dear...
[02:00]	* Shepard	shrugs nonchalantly.
[02:01]	* [Pyg]Judith	directs the bats to carefully lay Phrine onto the cart. They swarm around her again reforming her left arm. She flexes it when it is fully formed again.
[02:01]	<[huh]Letty>	She is my responsibility. Should I go for her?
[02:01]	<Shepard>	No matter. If she's still with us, she'll catch up. And finally, what happened to her? I don't think these occurrences are coincidental. Did you run into hunters or something?
[02:03]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Yeah. They got the drop on us."
[02:03]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"And they ran off before we could pay 'em back.
[02:03]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"
[02:04]	<Shepard>	Hmm... I see. Explains the burns, anyhow. Well, I'm glad you got out of there safely. You're not strong enough to face holy warriors yet. Remember what did you in last time.
[02:05]	<[huh]Letty>	They certainly did not seem like such competent foes. Please, forgive my brashness that almost cost you your servants.
[02:06]	* [huh]Letty	kneels.
[02:06]	<[Pyg]Judith>	"Letty..."
[02:08]	* Shepard	scratches his chin, and refers to Judith:
[02:09]	<Shepard>	Hm. This is simply what she knows.
[02:10]	<Shepard>	Arise, Leticia. With the heal of your scar, the last memories of that castle will be behind you. Now's the time for finding a new place to call our own, and we have the world to chose from.
[*Mary] <[GM]Mary>      End.