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- 1
- >Sigh
- >Welp
- >Another goddamn day at work
- >Some wacko down at the docks threatened to slit his own throat unless the Prime Minister himself came down there to talk about fishing rights or some shit
- >Guess who never showed up?
- >Well Whatever
- >The guy was threatening to to do it with a butter knife so he didn't exactly get far before he was subdued
- >Still gotta fill out paperwork on it though
- >It's always more paperwork
- >It just keeps piling up
- >It never ends
- >God_Fucking_Damnit.rar
- >You can't deal with this shit
- >You've already got enough on your plate
- >The past couple days since that dinner have been absolute hell
- >you haven't slept well in almost a week
- >of course, you've never slept well
- >but this has been worse
- >way worse
- >whatever happened between you and Akira in that kitchen has got you all hot and bothered
- >you managed to convince yourself that you were just imagining things back there
- >I mean, you were pretty drunk
- >Nevertheless
- >That doesn't stop your mind from racing about it all
- >You are now more aware of the fact that you are almost thirty and still single than you have ever been
- >You haven't had a solid relationship since college
- >You've had sex maybe twice in the past two years
- >Your heart is aching
- >Your crotch is burning
- >Your fucking biological clock is ticking
- >If you want that husband and kids that you dreamed of, you're gonna have to start working for it
- >working HARD
- >but how?
- >where the fuck do you start?
- 2
- >Everyone at your work is either old and gross or already taken
- >And you don't really know anyone outside of work
- >You don't really have any friends who can hook you up
- >You don't really have any friends at all...
- >...
- >There is one thing
- >You overheard this one lady on the subway talking about a Bar in... Shinjuku?
- >It's apparently pretty popular
- >You've never really been to that side of town
- >It's kinda, well... seedy
- >Ya know a lot of fags live there
- >But
- >There could be potential
- >You could meet a really cute guy who sweeps you off your feet
- >Yeah!
- >It could work
- >Makoto's hanging out at Akira's place tonight so you don't gotta worry about her
- >You just need to go home
- >Shower
- >Gussy up a lil bit
- >Put on something nice
- >And Head out...
- >...
- >...Maybe it'll be fun!
- >You feel your heart beating in your chest
- >This is the first time you been genuinely excited about something in a while
- >It feels... kinda good
- >You smile to yourself contentedly
- >You feel a few of the other subway riders' eyes on you
- >you're the only one who doesn't look totally miserable
- >whatever
- >you can't wait for tonight
- 3
- >Get there
- >"Crossroads Bar"
- >Looks... dirty
- >Oh god
- >Do people really do this?
- >Go to bars and just hook up with random people?
- >It sounds so soulless
- >Sure, you did that shit back in college but
- >You were young
- >You were just trying to have fun
- >You weren't looking for an actual relationship
- >Shouldn't love be something that develops in a more... professional setting?
- >Goddamnit
- >What the fuck are you doing here Sae?
- >Why did you waste your evening getting all gussied up to go to some shady ass bar in the middle of Shinjuku?
- >For fucks sake you put on your nice dress and everything
- >You haven't worn this thing in over a year
- >It's about two sizes too small
- >You thought maybe it'd ""enhance"" your curves but you just look kinda out of shape
- >too much Big Bang Burger you guess
- >you consider turning back
- >...
- >What are you doing Sae?
- >You want a relationship don't you?
- >You're not gonna find it just sitting around at home
- >The man of your dreams isn't just gonna fall into your lap
- >You need to do something or else you're just gonna grow old and be Makoto's spinster Wine Aunt
- >Oh god
- >How Pathetic!
- >...
- >Well
- >You're already here
- >Might as well try to make the best of it...
- 4
- >get in
- >it's empty
- >what the fuck?
- >where is everybody?
- >the only person here's the fucking barkee-
- >"Welcome to Crossroads, sweetie, you new here?"
- >Oh no
- >The barkeep's some weird tranny
- >She's a man in drag with a deep voice wearing makeup
- >Oh no
- >Oh no no no no
- >You ask why the bar's empty
- >"Oh, Most of our regulars don't get here for another half hour or so"
- >Great
- >"You want me to get you started with a couple of drinks?"
- >Sigh
- >Might as well
- >You order a couple martinis
- >You're tempted to just get wasted right there
- >Just stick it out Sae
- >The guy of your dreams could walk right through that door any minute and-
- >You get a phone call
- >It's Akira
- >Fuck
- 5
- >You'd rather not take this in front in front of the Tranny Barkeep
- >Go to the women's room
- >Pick up
- >"Hello Sae-San"
- >Hey Akira
- >You talk for a bit
- >He called to ask where some medicine was
- >Apparently Makoto isn't feeling well
- >She ate a little too much curry or some shit
- >Great
- >He says he took her home, and that he's sticking around until she feels better
- >How considerate
- >You tell him there's some stomach stuff in one in one of the kitchen cabinets
- >You tell him to make sure he mixes it with some Alka Seltzer and some other shit, but to dillute a little bit with water so it's not too strong
- >You also tell him add a little sugar, and some peppermint so it tastes sweet
- >It's a little recipe you made when Makoto was little
- >She hated taking her medicine when she was sick so you'd always add a little candy so she'd eat it
- >It always made her feel better
- 6
- >"That's sweet, Sae. Makoto's lucky to have an older sister like you"
- >Oh
- >Uh
- >"T-Thanks" you stutter
- >...
- >Suddenly you hear Makoto retching over the phone
- >"Gotta go, Makoto-chan needs me. Bye Sae-san!"
- >B-Bye
- >He hangs up
- >You're left alone...
- >...
- >You shake your head
- >Just don't think about Sae
- >Just don't
- >think about it
- >Breathe in
- >Breathe out
- >...
- >Alright you're ready
- 7
- >Leave the restroom
- >Accidentally bump into someone
- >Oh sorry pal
- >Wait
- >What the hell
- >The bar's suddenly crowded as fuck
- >Where'd all these people come from?
- >You go to get your drink
- >it's still there
- >Thank God
- >You find a nice corner where not too many people are at
- >You scan the room
- >Most of the guys here are Salarymen who just got off of work
- >The rest are just kinda boring
- >No one really catches your ey-
- >Wait
- >That guy over there
- >The one hanging out near the bar with his buddies
- >He looks cute
- >Nice Hair
- >Nice Smile
- >Relatively Young
- >Don't see a wedding ring
- >Yeah, He could work
- 7.5
- >See a chair open next to him
- >This_is_your_chance.gif
- >Try to navigate through the crowd
- >Have to squeeze between sweaty drunks
- >Almost trip 5 time
- >Fuckin heels
- >Finally wade through Sea of People
- >Seat's still open
- >Yes!
- >Sit down
- >...
- >Wait
- >Now what?
- >How the fuck are you gonna get this guy's attention?
- >Right now he's just talkin with his buddies
- >What do you do?
- >Just butt in?
- >That'd be rude, wouldn't it?
- >You can't just barge into someone else's conversation
- >You don't even know the fuckin guy!
- >Damnit Sae
- >A normal person would know what to do in this situation
- >Why don't you?
- >Are you fucking Autistic?
- >Why can't you jus-
- >Hold on
- >His friends are leaving
- >They're heading home
- >It's just the two of you
- 8
- >Right now he's just sitting there
- >He doesn't even register your presence
- >Okay Sae, this is it
- >This is your chance
- >Don't blow this
- >Just strike up a conversation
- >Uh
- >What do Salarymen like to talk about?
- >The News?
- >Sports?
- >Politics?
- >How about food?
- >Yeah, everybody likes food
- >You'll talk about that new Sushi restaurant that opened up downtown
- >Maybe Segway that into a dinner date or something
- >'Hey, ya ever had the Fatty Tuna at Monk's in Downtown?'
- >Yeah, that's good
- >You exhale
- >Don't fuck this up Sae
- >This could be the only guy you talk to tonight
- >Just act natural
- >Don't make a fool out of yourself
- >This is a natural thing
- >People do it all the time
- >You just gotta be cool about it
- >Just finish your drink and-
- >you cough
- >Oh no
- >You cough harder
- >You accidentally chugged it down the wrong pipe you fucking Idiot!
- >You start coughing HARD
- >it must've been some strong shit
- >You can hardly breath
- >Someone shakes your shoulder
- >You can't acknowledge them
- >You're a coughing fit
- >You sound like you've got fucking Tuberculosis
- >The whole Bar can probably hear you
- 9
- >It finally passes
- >You can breathe again
- >Thank God
- >Someone taps you'd shoulder again
- >"Hey, you okay Lady?" They ask
- >You turn to face them
- >It's the guy
- >Oh shit!
- >There goes your plan!
- >You blush
- >"U-Uh yeah, I'm f-fine!" You say, trying to put on a smile
- >"Are you sure? You were coughing pretty hard there"
- >Fuck
- >Just play it off Sae
- >Play it off
- >"O-Oh, that was- I just-"
- >Fuckfuckfuck
- >"I-I just kinda... swallowed my drink the wrong way a-and it, uh... *ahem*..."
- >God
- >Damnit
- >Sae
- >"Oh, well that sucks. Do you want me buy you another?"
- >Wait
- >Is he... offering to buy you a drink?
- >Holy shit
- >"YES!"
- >Oh
- >Uh
- >"I mean, y-yeah, sure!"
- 10
- >He orders you two a round of martinis
- >"So, I, uh, never caught your name" he says, passing you your drink
- >You blink
- >You can still barely believe this is happening
- >"Sae! N-Niijima Sae!" you blurt out
- >He smiles
- >"Well it'a nice to meet you Niijima-San. I'm Takahiro Shichi"
- >Shichi Takahiro
- >got it
- >...
- >He's not saying anything
- >He's just looking at you
- >Fuck, Sae, keep the conversation going
- >Uh
- >"S-So Takahiro-San, do you like... food?"
- >"Hm?"
- >"I-I mean what do you do for a living?"
- >He explains that he work at a big tech company, and that he's here tonight because he got a big promotion
- >"What about you Niijima-San? What do you do?"
- >You tell him you're a public prosecutor
- >"Oh..."
- >He takes a sip of his drink
- >Oh no
- >Did you say something wrong?
- >"What is it?" you ask
- >He shifts in his seat
- >"Well its just that... I didn't think a woman could really handle a position like that and..."
- >And what?
- >He coughs nervously
- >"...a-and still maintain her beauty! Heh.."
- >Oh
- >Oh!
- >You blush and start laughing
- >He looks relieved
- >The two of you start laughing together
- >He orders you two some more drinks
- 11
- >Time passes
- >Things are going pretty well
- >You and Shichi have been conversing for what feels like hours
- >He's a pretty great guy
- >He's handsome
- >Funny
- >He keeps paying for your drinks
- >You feel like you're in college again
- >You're way less tense than you were earlier
- >You're actually having... fun
- >He gets up
- >He says he's gotta go to the bathroom
- >He leaves
- >You get a phone call
- >It's Akira again
- >He called to say that Makoto was feeling better and that he was heading home
- >Well that's good
- >Before he hangs up he mentions that while you were out you got a call from your boss
- >He said that he'd been trying to reach you all night
- >?
- >You check your phone
- >5 missed calls from the SIU Director
- >You grimace
- >Eh... whatever
- >It'll be fine
- >You'll just deal with it tomorrow
- >Right now, nothing can ruin your night
- >...
- >What was that?
- >"...And I was saying..."
- >What is that?
- >"...I mean I'm really not supposed to be here..."
- >Who's that talking?
- >"...But if you say it's okay, then..."
- >Why's that voice sound so familiar?
- >You turn around
- >Oh no
- >No
- >No it can't be
- >It's fucking Akechi
- 12
- >He's here with a bunch of guys from work
- >They just walked in
- >Shit
- >Shitshitshit
- >You can't let them see you here
- >Fuckfuckfuck
- >Uh
- >Maybe you could wait till they sit down and then bolt
- >Yeah
- >You'll wait till they get settled and then you'll-
- >Wait
- >What about Shichi?
- >You can't just bounce on the guy
- >He'll think you were just stringing him along for free drinks
- >Maybe you could leave your phone number?
- >You don't really have a pen with you
- >You spot one over the bar
- >The barkeep's distracted
- >Maybe if you reached you could get it
- >You look around
- >No one's looking
- >You go for it
- >You lean over the bar
- >It's just out of reach
- >You lean further
- >Come on come on come on
- >You grab it
- >Yes!
- >You quickly scribble down your phone number on a napkin
- >Alright, now you just gotta-
- >Oh shit someone's coming
- >You stuff the pen in your dress
- >Just act natural Sae
- 13
- >They get to the bar
- >You do your best to obscure your face
- >"Pardon me, miss" he says, trying to get the barkeep over
- >You look over
- >Ah shit it's Akechi himself
- >Just keep calm, don't draw attention to yourself
- >He finally gets her attention
- >"Ain't you a little too young for this place kid?" she says
- >Goro laughs and says all he wants is an order of fried pickles
- >She sighs and tells him they'll be out in a few minutes
- >"I'll just wait here"
- >fuck
- >Okay this is fine, just keep cool
- >Just stay calm
- >Everything's going to be jus-
- >"Niijima-San?"
- >Fuck
- >"Niijima-San is that you?"
- >Guess you can't just ignore him
- >Sigh
- >"...Hey Akechi"
- 14
- >He smiles at you
- >"I didn't know you were here Niijima-San! Do you come to this bar often?"
- >No, this is... *sigh* this is your first time here
- >"Well it's certainly quite lively, isn't it?"
- >Yeah Akechi, it really is
- >Pleasefuckingleave.png
- >You ask him what the hell he's doing here in the first place
- >"Oh, Hakamichi-San and Fujiyama-San thought they'd take me out to celebrate that case I solved"
- >Of course
- >"I won't be drinking, of course, but I thought I'd humor them and come along anyway"
- >Ah-huh
- >Please leave
- >"If you like, you could join us"
- >Oh, uh, n-no thanks Akechi
- >Your'e sort of uh...
- >"Hm?"
- >He notices Shichi's drink
- >"Oh... Oh you're here with someone!"
- >Yep
- >"Well I didn't mean to intrude, I'll leave if you like"
- >Please do
- 15
- >"Im sorry if I seem so surprised, it's just, and I don't mean this to be rude, but I never figured you were the dating type"
- >What?
- >What the hell's that supposed to mean?
- >"From what I heard from everyone else, and from our own interactions, it seemed to me like you were more married to your job than anything else"
- >Excuse me?
- >"In fact, and I really shouldn't be telling you this, but I've heard some refer to you as a, well, 'Lonely Spinster Christmas Cake'"
- >A fucking what?
- >A Christmas Cake?
- >A fucking Cake?!
- >What, just because your not 19 anymore?!
- >A Spinster?
- >Fucking seriously?
- >That's what people think of you as?!
- >You're not old!
- >You're not even out your 20s!
- >So what if you've been a bit more... focused on your career lately?
- >So what if you're love life has been... slow?
- >You're trying!
- >That's why you're here!
- >Who the hell do the guys at work think they are trying to pass on Judgement on you?!
- >You're still attractive
- >You're still desirable!
- >You've got a guy right now whose in the bathroom who can't wait t-
- >Oh god
- >He's been in there a long time
- >What if he left?
- >There's windows in those bathrooms
- >What if he was just stringing you along just to be nice?
- >What if he just bolted and left you with his tab?
- >What if this whole thing was just a pity-date?
- >Oh god!
- 16
- >Akechi's pickles arrive
- >"Ah, thank you. Well anyway I should be going. Best of luck to you on your date Niijima-San!"
- >Thanks Akechi
- >Fucking cunt
- >You're left alone
- >You check your watch
- >He's been in there for 15 minutes
- >What if he really did leave?
- >Oh god
- >Just when you thought you were making a real connection with someone they leave
- >Why does this always happen to you?
- >Why do you always-
- >You hear the bathroom door open
- >It's Shichi!
- >Fuck, act natural
- >Were you crying?
- >A little bit
- >Not enough to ruin your make up
- >You clean yourself up with a napkin
- >He gets there
- >"Sorry Sae-San, I had to take a call from work. You know how it is"
- >Oh yes, you do...
- 17
- >...Maybe you should just go
- >You can't really converse with him now that Akechi and the gang are here
- >The Magic of the moment's gone
- >Can't exactly go home with him
- >If they see you leave together then that's opening up a whole new can of worms
- >fucking hell
- >Well, at least you met him
- >At least you can give him your phone number and see him again some time
- >maybe
- >"Uh hey, I gotta go. I had a lot of fun tonight! Uh, here's my phone number. Hope we ca-"
- >"Pardon me"
- >Akechi's back at the bar
- >"It seems I forgot to pay"
- >Apparently he forgot to pay for his pickles
- >Well anyway-
- >"Hey wait! Are you... are you Goro Akechi? The one that was on the news recently?!"
- >What?
- >"Yes, that's me"
- >Why's Shichi so interested in Akechi all of a sudden?
- >"Oh my gosh, I can't believe it. THE Akechi Goro! My kid sister's crazy about you! Do you mind if I get your autograph for her?"
- >"Uh, sure. Do you have napkin or something?"
- >Shichi takes the napkin that you wrote your phone number on
- >"Hey wait, I wrote my-"
- >He's not paying attention
- >"Stop, I-"
- >They're not listening
- >"Hey, is that THE Akechi Goro? The one that was on the News recently?"
- 18
- >A crowd's starting to gather around him
- >You can't reach Shichi
- >You try to squeeze though
- >it's no use
- >"I-I just need to get by"
- >Someone jostles you out of the way
- >You back hits the wall
- >You hear something break
- >The pen!
- >Ink's everywhere!
- >Your dress is ruined!
- >You yell at the guy
- >"Hey! What the hell buddy?!"
- >You gesture to your dress
- >"Pfft Jeez calm down Grandma, it's just a little stain"
- >A little stain?
- >Grandma?!
- >How fucking dare he!
- >It's not your fault your hair started greying 20 years early!
- >"Are you gonna pay for this or what Asshole?!" you yell
- >He splashes his drink on you
- >"Cool off Lady!"
- >He starts laughing with his buddies
- 19
- >You stand there, shocked
- >Through your runny makeup you can make out Shichi in the crowd
- >He's not even paying attention to you
- >No one's paying attention to you
- >You're just standing there
- >Humiliated
- >Abandoned
- >Alone
- >You're an absolute mess
- >Both on the inside and on the outside
- >There's only one thing left you can do to preserve your dignity
- >You angrily grab your things and storm out
- 20
- >You fight tears as you ride the subway home
- >You try to hide your face so no one can see
- >You can feel a few of their gazes on you
- >Everyone's happy having come back from bars and other fun places
- >You're the only one who looks absolutely miserable
- >You manage to compose yourself by the time you get home
- >Open the door
- >"Hey sis!"
- >Makoto's up
- >She's doing some studying or whatever
- >Looks like the medicine worked
- >"Did you have good time tonight?"
- >You walk past her
- >"Sis?"
- >You tell her you don't wanna talk about it
- >You slam the door behind you
- >You wait until you get in the shower to start crying
- >You sob for a solid 15 minutes as the cold water cascades onto you
- >You pray to God Makoto can't hear you
- 21
- >You're still sniffling as you get into bed
- >You hear a knock on your door
- >"Sis? Sis are you okay?"
- >You tell Makoto you're fine
- >"Are you sure? You sounded like you were upset earlier"
- >You tell her that it's nothing, you just got into a bad argument with someone
- >"Well... Okay, just wanted to make sure everything was alright. Good night Sis!"
- >Night Makoto
- >She leaves
- >...
- >Sigh
- >Well
- >Might as well try to get some sleep...
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