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YuYuYui - Midsummer theater - 3

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  1. Cast: Theseus(The)SONOKO / Hippolyta(Hip)Tougou / Egeus(Ege)Yumiko / Hermia(Her)Anzu / Lysander(Lys)Wakaba / Demetrius(Dem)Karin / Helena(Hel)Renge / Fairy king Oberon(Obe)Fuu / Fairy queen Titania(Tit)Mebuki / Puck(Puc)Yuunas / Page(Pag)Aya / Weaver(Wea)Suzume / Carpenter(Car)Tamako / Tailor(Tai)Sekka / Tinker(Tin)Gin / Fisherman(Fis)Natsume / Farmer(Far)Utano / Organ mender(Org)Shizuku / Spider sprite(Spi)Itsuki / Echo sprite(Ech)Shizuka / Darkness sprite(Dar)Chikage
  2.  
  3. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 13
  4.  
  5. [Athens' forest]
  6.  
  7. Tai: Do you men remember the duty that has been entrusted to our artisan guild?
  8.  
  9. Car: I remember! I remember, but... what was it?
  10.  
  11. Tin: Let me refresh your memory. We are supposed to entertain during lord Theseus and the Amazon's wedding.
  12.  
  13. Wea: So scary. If we cannot entertain, we will attract his wrath and be put to death, eeeek~~!
  14.  
  15. Fis: He does love... death penalty.
  16.  
  17. Far: When you mentioned entertainment, it's a play, right? Reciting a script is a thing we are able to do decently.
  18.  
  19. Fis: Why do I play the lion...?
  20.  
  21. Tai: It's individual role distribution, don't think too hard about it. That's enough. Get rehearsing now.
  22.  
  23. Puc: Woah, The forest sure is lively today. You fairies over here!
  24.  
  25. Spi: Yes, what do you need?
  26.  
  27. Puc: The fairy king Oberon will come drinking in this place soon! So... Sooo.
  28.  
  29. Ech: So! Leave this place in a hurry! There is no need to say it. We will do♪
  30.  
  31. Dar: Let us withdraw to escape their quarrel. Ah, their majesty the king and queen are...
  32.  
  33. Obe: Oh... How unfortunate meeting you at midnight. Proud Titania.
  34.  
  35. Tit: What, jealous Oberon. Fairies, leave! I have forbidden finding yourself in his vicinity.
  36.  
  37. Obe: Halt! You ignorant egoist. Am I not your husband?
  38.  
  39. Tit: Ah, are you~? It would appear it had escaped my mind, I beg your forgiveness.
  40.  
  41. Tit: I was certain you just transitioned from a king to a thief!
  42.  
  43. Obe: T-Thief, you say!? Have I not only requested of you to surrender your page!?
  44.  
  45. Tit: Which I declined! Assemble the fairy country to oppose me if you must, this child will never be yours!
  46.  
  47. Obe: Give it to me!
  48.  
  49. Tit: I refuse!
  50.  
  51. Obe: Give it to me!
  52.  
  53. Tit: I refuse!
  54.  
  55. Pag: I-It hurts...
  56.  
  57. Tit/Obe: Ha!? I'm sho shoowwy~~~♪
  58.  
  59. Tit: I-In any case, the child is mine! Let us go. Staying any longer will only result in more quarrels.
  60.  
  61. Obe: Curse you, your insolence has called my vengeance. Puck! Puck, where are you!?
  62.  
  63. Puc: Here I am! What do you need?
  64.  
  65. Obe: Fetch me the flower upon which Cupid's arrow fell, instilling its magic, the "Infidelity herb".
  66.  
  67. Puc: Infidelity herb? What is it?
  68.  
  69. Obe: The juice of this flower, shall it be laid on sleeping eyelids will make anyone madly in love with the next live creature that it sees.
  70.  
  71. Obe: The liquor dropped upon her eyes, the next thing she sees, be it a monkey's rear, she will pursue it with love, how comical, isn't it?
  72.  
  73. Obe: I will thus acquire her page, play with her, feed her udon, take the utmost care of her.
  74.  
  75. Puc: Udon is great. My personal recommendation is meat bukkake♪
  76.  
  77. Obe: E-Enough loitering, depart at once! Be gone in 30 seconds!
  78.  
  79. Puc: Okay~! I will round the earth if I must! Babyuun!
  80.  
  81. Dem: Hermiaaaa! Hermia, where are you? Hermiaaaaa!
  82.  
  83. Obe: Oh my? Someone is coming... Two humans... A large fuss they are bringing. I shall eavesdrop for now.
  84.  
  85. Dem: However many times must I tell you? I love you not! Stop following me, you stalker!
  86.  
  87. Hel: Your heart is a cruel magnet. For my heart is iron, you draw me endlessly!
  88.  
  89. Dem: Let me be more clear with you! I do not love you! Nor can I love you!
  90.  
  91. Hel: Aah, for that, I love you all the more, Demetrius. Make me your Cocker Spaniel!
  92.  
  93. Dem: Who's a co... Haa!?
  94.  
  95. Hel: I will wag my tail for you as a dog would! To your convenience, hit me! Kick me!
  96.  
  97. Dem: Woaaah~...
  98.  
  99. Hel: Aah! Wait for me, Demetrius! My beloved master~~~, wooooof!
  100.  
  101. Obe: Woaah~... Her dog imitation is nauseating~.
  102.  
  103. Obe: You, child that passion drives to such revolting lengths. What a pitiable love. I have decided... Puck!
  104.  
  105. Puc: That's me! I got the flower you wanted!
  106.  
  107. Obe: S-So fast! That is fine. Follow the couple of humans who entered the grove.
  108.  
  109. Obe: Smear some onto the man's eyelids, his hatred it will chase and love for the woman bring. Consider it a present from the fairy king.
  110.  
  111. Puc: A human man! Got it! Puck's on his way♪
  112.  
  113.  
  114. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 14
  115.  
  116. [Outdoor theater - Changing tent]
  117.  
  118. Aki: Good job, everyone! The beginning was very interesting♪
  119.  
  120. Mit: Take a towel. Fuu-san, Kusunoki-san, your acting was intense.
  121.  
  122. Meb: Competing for Aya-chan was a strange feeling, but because it was against Inubouzaki-san, I could give it my all.
  123.  
  124. Fuu: Yeah~, you did great Mebuki, when I heard Karin's improvised line I panicked.
  125.  
  126. Kar: Sorry! But Renge's acting was so off-putting I blurted it out like woah~...
  127.  
  128. Yum: Ancestor-sama's lines were identical to when she rehearsed them, did there happen to be anything out of the ordinary?
  129.  
  130. Kar: Well... her energy, her eyes, they were nothing like before so it surprised me!
  131.  
  132. Ren: Hmph. Until Miriku demonstrates her true power.
  133.  
  134. SON: Hmph. The stage is only complete with an audience. It's evident for there to be a difference with practice.
  135.  
  136. Tou: And your lines were too different! Please put yourself in my shoes.
  137.  
  138. Yuu: Waaa~h, Shizuka-san! Thank you for backing me up~!
  139.  
  140. Kir: Aah, it's no biggie. Puck's the whole cast's support, ya just act natural and it'll be okay!
  141.  
  142. Igu: That aside, everyone. It was not the book you remembered but you acted along with modified lines for the troupe...
  143.  
  144. Anz: We're only conscious about the big changes, we even practiced, that wasn't too bad.
  145.  
  146. Wak: Besides, if we didn't make the most of the troupe, we would feel bad for the original actors.
  147.  
  148. Hin: Haaa... Wakaba-chan, your turn has come again. Anzu-san, please take good care of my Lysander♪
  149.  
  150. Anz: Y-...Yes. Ahaha... I'll do my best to keep HinataSander alive.
  151.  
  152. Yos: The intermission is coming to an end, are you properly hydrated? The lighting is fairly hot, be careful to not catch a heatstroke.
  153.  
  154. Chi: I feel sorry you're the only ones working backstage.
  155.  
  156. Yos: Absolutely not, Koori-sama. You are having fun, do not trouble yourself with me.
  157.  
  158. Sek: The original troupe too, you were supposed to play but you're relegated to lighting and sounds... Sorry.
  159.  
  160. Actor 1: Do not be. Nobody is in a better position to know your movements, it's only natural we became the staff.
  161.  
  162. Actor 3: We all made up our minds to support you as best as we can, leave it to us until the end!
  163.  
  164. Yuu: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!?
  165.  
  166. Gin/Nat/Tam: What!?
  167.  
  168. Its: Eh, Gyu-... What's happening, Yuuna-san!?
  169.  
  170. Yuu: The "Infidelity herb" has been... Mrrgh.
  171.  
  172. Aka: The flower prop has disappeared!
  173.  
  174. Igu: What are you saying!? If we cannot find it until Puck's next entrance, we will have to change everything.
  175.  
  176. Uta: I'm gonna pick flowers off the ground over there!
  177.  
  178. Yuu/Tak/Aka: I'm going too!
  179.  
  180. Fuu: One Yuuna's staying with us! Someone, go let Wakaba and Anzu who are on stage know to drag on their scene!
  181.  
  182. Gin/SON/Sum: Understood!
  183.  
  184. [Athens' forest]
  185.  
  186. Lys: Hermia, fatigue surely has set it. Wandering the woods at night will lose us. Let us rest.
  187.  
  188. Her: Be it so. Let us find a place for us to lie.
  189.  
  190. Lys: S-Shall I... rest by your side? Gulp.
  191.  
  192. Her: I will rest my head on this turf. You can rest this way, Lysander.
  193.  
  194. Lys: One turf shall serve as a pillow for us both, one heart, one bed. Two hearts and one true...
  195.  
  196. Her: You must not, Lysander. Lie further off. Do not lie so near...
  197.  
  198. Lys: Have faith in my innocence. Sleeping near me will not cause you nightmares... Eh?
  199.  
  200. Her: As a pure couple before marriage, our love must equal our moderation... Eh?
  201.  
  202. Anz/Wak: (They're making signs at us from backstage...!)
  203.  
  204. Gin: Wakaba-saaan, Anzu-saaaan! Drag on this sceeeene!
  205.  
  206. Sum: Wakaba-san, Anzu-saaaan! Make it longer from about here to there!
  207.  
  208. Anz/Wak: (What are those gestures supposed to mean!?)
  209.  
  210. Son: Ancestor-sama~~, Anzu-senpai~~! More love~scene~nma n~ma~~!
  211.  
  212. Anz/Wak: (Is she trying to tell us to kiss!?)
  213.  
  214. Sum: Stop, Sonocchi! We can't let them know what we need like that! Anyway, drag it on~~!
  215.  
  216. Anz/Wak: (And make it last as long as possible!?!?)
  217.  
  218. Anz/Wak: (.........W-What do we do!?)
  219.  
  220.  
  221. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 15
  222.  
  223. [Plaza]
  224.  
  225. Yuu: Waaaaaaaah~~~~, sorry, sorry! It happened because I couldn't control him!
  226.  
  227. Mit: I-It's okay, calm down!
  228.  
  229. Tak: Even if we don't make it, Akamine-chan will find a way, let's look for that plant!
  230.  
  231. Uta: Found it! What about this? It's a tall flower that grows everywhere!
  232.  
  233. Tak: People in the back won't see a thin flower, so Tsuchikabe-sensei said to find one with flat leaves.
  234.  
  235. Yuu: Flat... Flat... Ah, can we go buy spinach!?
  236.  
  237. Mit: That may take too much time... The store is too far.
  238.  
  239. Uta: Look a thiiiiiis!! I found a flat flower!
  240.  
  241. Puppy: Woof woof woof! Sniff sniff sniff sniff...
  242.  
  243. Yuu/Tak/Mit: Eh?
  244.  
  245. Uta: Waaaaaaaah! A dog is peeing on it from across the fence!!
  246.  
  247. Mit: A~a~h... We finally found one, and now it's soaked with pee...
  248.  
  249. Yuu: It this a dog park on the other side of this fence!? I see, that's what all these dogs are doing here.
  250.  
  251. Tak: If this was rubbed on their faces, Wakaba-chan and Karin-chan would get mad at us... right?
  252.  
  253. Uta: If we wash it with water and don't tell anybody, then there's no problem!
  254.  
  255. Mit: That's easy for you to say but what if they find out!? You won't get away with this!?
  256.  
  257. Ita: I-It was just a joke! I never said anything about pee being mistaken for flower juice, did I!?
  258.  
  259. Tak: We found one already, there has to be more of them around here. Let's hurry up and find another!
  260.  
  261. Uta/Yuu/Mit: Okay!
  262.  
  263. [Athens' forest]
  264.  
  265. Her/Lys: (...............)
  266.  
  267. Female spectator 1: Haa~~. Seeing two beautiful people staring at each other is so dreamy~~~♪
  268.  
  269. Female spectator 2: You're right~. They're only staying quiet but it's just so picturesque~~~♪
  270.  
  271. Anz/Wak: (I wonder if Wakaba-san knows what those signals meant...) / (Did Anzu understand what those signals mean?)
  272.  
  273. Lys: Hermia... Uuh~... Serious discussions aside, we're, you know? So what~... Ah~.
  274.  
  275. Anz: (This is bad! Wakaba-san can't improvise! I-I have to do something...!)
  276.  
  277. Her: Lysander!
  278.  
  279. Lys: Y-Yes. What is it, Hermia?
  280.  
  281. Her: Kiss me!
  282.  
  283. Lys: Wha-!?
  284.  
  285. Gin/Sum/Son: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!? / Wo~~~~w♪
  286.  
  287. Puc: Oh my, I have found a human man and a human woman. I heard their relation was bad, but they look rather close.
  288.  
  289. Aka: (This isn't okay. Why did she talk about a kiss!? The plant isn't here yet but I need to get things back on track!)
  290.  
  291. Lys: A-Are you sure...? You spoke of moderation earlier... and stuff...
  292.  
  293. Her: I-It will be fine. We will naturally sleep separately. If you would give me a good night kiss...?
  294.  
  295. Lys: O-Ooh, I-I see, a g-goodnight kiss! Goodnight of course! It makes sense!
  296.  
  297. Her: Ly-Lysander...
  298.  
  299. Lys: He-Hermia...
  300.  
  301. Audience: Gulp...
  302.  
  303. Tak/Yuu: Akamine-chan, catch the flower!
  304.  
  305. Puc: FFF-Floweeeer!
  306.  
  307. Her/Lys: !?
  308.  
  309. Puc: III-I have been tasked with using this flower but they can't seem to go to sleep!
  310.  
  311. Lys: I-It appears drowsiness has suddenly visited me! Aah, so sleepy! Good night, Hermia!
  312.  
  313. Her: Aaaaah, I feel sleepy too! I could fall asleep right now! GGGGGG-Good night, Lysander!
  314.  
  315. Puc: Ha~, they're finally asleep. I never could understand humans. Does this man really despise this woman?
  316.  
  317. Puc: This is an order from king Oberon. Applying the flower juice is too easy, and done!
  318.  
  319. Puc: When you'll wake up, you will be crazy in love with her♪ Bye bye then.
  320.  
  321.  
  322. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 16
  323.  
  324. [Outdoor theater - Dressing tent]
  325.  
  326. Yuu: Aah... I'm so happy we found one on time!
  327.  
  328. Tak: But barely, we're lucky to have found another one just after the first one!
  329.  
  330. Mit: Y-Yeah... even though we couldn't tell if this one was peed on or not...
  331.  
  332. Uta: It's fine! It's not like they're gonna eat it anyway.
  333.  
  334. Yos: Everyone, this is the start of chaos on stage.
  335.  
  336. [Athens' forest]
  337.  
  338. Dem: Hey, this lasted long enough. Do not follow me, leave!
  339.  
  340. Hel: Would you rather a woman stay alone in the nighttime woods? Do not speak as such and let us go together.
  341.  
  342. Dem: Heey, quiet! I want to go alone. To my beloved Hermia...
  343.  
  344. Hel: Ah... My breath is short and I cannot move. While Hermia has been graced with beauty at birth...
  345.  
  346. Hel: She captured the heart of two men despite herself. While I only want one, and yet and runs from me...
  347.  
  348. Hel: Whatever beasts that meet me run away, for they mistake me for a bear.
  349.  
  350. Hel: I am as ugly as a monster~~! Mh? Who is here!? Reveal yourself.
  351.  
  352. Hel: Lysander! on the ground... I-Is he... dead!?
  353.  
  354. Lys: ...Mh? Ooh, Helena!
  355.  
  356. Hel: Aah, you gave me a fright, Lysander. I was persuaded... where is Hermia?
  357.  
  358. Lys: This woman is no more. At least in my heart. I love you, crystal beauty Helena!
  359.  
  360. Hel: ...Ha?
  361.  
  362. Lys: Where is Demetrius? He is my abominable rival. He will perish by my sword!
  363.  
  364. Hel: Do not say so, Lysander. He loves Hermia, what though?
  365.  
  366. Hel: Yet Hermia still loves you, you should be content of so. Please, calm your anger.
  367.  
  368. Lys: Content? No, I regret. The tedious minutes I have spent with her!
  369.  
  370. Lys: I do not love Hermia but Helena. Please, do accept my embrace.
  371.  
  372. Hel: What is this mockery? I believed in your courtesy, never would I have thought to be ridiculed as such!
  373.  
  374. Hel: What in this world have I done to deserve such scorn!?
  375.  
  376. Lys: You are confused, Helena! Why would I torture you? Very well, allow these lips to speak of love.
  377.  
  378. Hel: Wha-!? W-What are you...!
  379.  
  380. Her: Lysander... Helena? What are you...?
  381.  
  382. Lys: Silence, ugly!
  383.  
  384. Hel/Her: Eeh!?
  385.  
  386. Lys: I do not care about a woman such as you. Never may you come near me!
  387.  
  388. Her: W-What happened? I must still be asleep, I am certain!
  389.  
  390. Hel: I have more pressing matters than to entertain this jest. I must look for Demetrius.
  391.  
  392. Lys: Wait, lovely Helena! I beg of you to take my heart and my kiss. Helenaaaa!
  393.  
  394. Hel: Wait, Lysander! Where are you heading!? Waiiiiiiiiiiit!!
  395.  
  396. Tai: Hey, the lion has to roar harder!
  397.  
  398. Org: Groah~...
  399.  
  400. Car: Ah~ah~, this is no good. Your voice must come from the stomach!
  401.  
  402. Puc: Oh, humans again. With enough nerve to rehearse near queen Titania's bed.
  403.  
  404. Fis: Hey, it's your line next, gallant man.
  405.  
  406. Wea: Eeh, my body is yours alone!
  407.  
  408. Far/Tin: This is awful...
  409.  
  410. Puc: Aahaah, what play is this. It is beyond atrocious. Accept this pleasant gift. Here!
  411.  
  412. Car: Nwaaaah!? What happened!?
  413.  
  414. Tai: Is anybody hurt!?
  415.  
  416. Wea: I-I think I'm fine somehow~~~.
  417.  
  418. Org: Eh, you... Y-Your face... Monsteeeeeeeeer!!
  419.  
  420. Tin/Fis/Far: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
  421.  
  422.  
  423. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 17
  424.  
  425. [Athens' forest]
  426.  
  427. Tit: ZZZ... Hot. Do not stop fanning me... ZZZ
  428.  
  429. Pag: Y-Yes. Flap~ flap~♪
  430.  
  431. Spi: H-How could she tell while she is asleep...?
  432.  
  433. Puc: Hey there, I'll bother you for a second.
  434.  
  435. Ech: This is no good. The king's fairy must not come near.
  436.  
  437. Dar: Should the queen awake, we would be scolded all. She would then quarrel with the king again.
  438.  
  439. Puc: On the contrary, it is my job. Smear a tiny bit on her eyelids, and done♪
  440.  
  441. Craftsmen: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
  442.  
  443. Pag/Fairies: What!?
  444.  
  445. Wea: Save me, come to my aid, anyone~~~~!
  446.  
  447. Dar: Eek! Something has come rushing! It's, It's... Aah! How ugly!
  448.  
  449. Puc: Right. A rarity in our world, witness a being whose body is human but head is that of a donkey♪
  450.  
  451. Pag/Fairies: Noooooooooooooo!!
  452.  
  453. Tit: Haa... Who wakes me from my flowery bed? ...Mh?
  454.  
  455. Wea: Aah~~, lady! Please do help me~~~~~ bfffnn!
  456.  
  457. Tit: Aah... Aah... Aaaaaaaaaah...!
  458.  
  459. Wea: Wait, please stay! Do not leave me all alonffffn!
  460.  
  461. Tit: ......I love you.
  462.  
  463. Wea: Ha?
  464.  
  465. Tit: I pray you, kind gentleman. sing again. My ear is enamored of your voice and my eyes of your face!
  466.  
  467. Wea: Eh... Uuh, I wasn't singing. I only wish to get out of this forest!
  468.  
  469. Tit: You desire out of this wood!? This is all too sad. No, you shall remain here!
  470.  
  471. Wea: Eh, stop! Why are you pinioning me!? Let go of me! Gweeeh, it hurts! Somebody save me~~~~!
  472.  
  473. Tit: I love you, donkey headed one~~~~!! Mmh~~smack! Mmh~~smack!!
  474.  
  475. Obe: Wahahahaha! Waaahahahaha! This happened better than I can devise. I praise you, Puck!
  476.  
  477. Puc: Ehehe~♪ Thank you!
  478.  
  479. Obe: Observe, proud Titania is infatuated with a foolishly headed filthy monster!
  480.  
  481. Her: Luck has abandoned me! Leave me, Demetrius!
  482.  
  483. Obe: Mh, those humans again?
  484.  
  485. Dem: Why must you be rude when I love you so. Save those words for your foe.
  486.  
  487. Her: Now I only rebuke you, but I should do much worse, for you have given me a reason to curse!
  488.  
  489. Dem: Your stern cruelty has pierced my heart. Why must you do this? Why do you not accept my ardent love for you!?
  490.  
  491. Her: I pierced your heart? You have done so too! Where is Lysander!? You have killed him!
  492.  
  493. Dem: What was it? This is preposterous. I killed him? I would have long ago, had I been able to.
  494.  
  495. Her: You cannot deceive me. You have cast a spell. His heart would not have swayed otherwise!
  496.  
  497. Her: Where is Lysander!? Give him back to me!
  498.  
  499. Dem: Gnn, I had rather given his carcass to my hounds!
  500.  
  501. Her: Vile brute! Haven't you put his heart under a deadly curse then!? You trash!
  502.  
  503. Dem: T-Trash...?
  504.  
  505. Her: Aah! My hatred missed my maiden's heart. If you don't tell me where is...!
  506.  
  507. Dem: If I can, what should I get, Hermia!?
  508.  
  509. Her: If it is a reward you desire, I will provide. The privilege never to see me again! Die, you garbage bastard!
  510.  
  511. Dem: Sto-, Eh!? Hermia...? Hermiaaaaaaaaaa!!
  512.  
  513. Obe: Eeeh~~...?
  514.  
  515. Puc: Ahahahahahaha! Aaha ha ha ha ha♪
  516.  
  517. Obe: Puck. What have you done? Have you not laid the infidelity-juice on the human man?
  518.  
  519. Puc: Eh? Yes. I did!
  520.  
  521. Obe: Do tell me then, why is this man not courting a strange fearsome woman but a beautiful one!?
  522.  
  523. Puc: E-Eh? This man? I haven't... put it on this man.
  524.  
  525. Obe: You foooooool!! Who did you smear? You have mistaken quite! Do it over again!!!
  526.  
  527. Puc: Okaaaaaaaaay! I'm sorryyyyyyy!!
  528.  
  529.  
  530. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 17
  531.  
  532. [Outdoor theater - Changing tent]
  533.  
  534. Tam: Garbage bastard... huh, Anzu.
  535.  
  536. Anz: Aaah... This word isn't even part of my vocabulary, but for some reason I blurted it out naturally...
  537.  
  538. Igu: This is honest acting... It is for this reason you can win over the audience...
  539.  
  540. Ren: Mh...? In other words?
  541.  
  542. Igu: People, within themselves harbor a flow of a great variety of emotions, which is why...
  543.  
  544. Igu: The words one utters when pushed to their limit, no matter the person, are sure to arouse sympathy.
  545.  
  546. Igu: Being unable to disregard another's reality, this is due to the power of sympathy.
  547.  
  548. Aki: Sympathy. I see, that's what makes everyone catch their breath or burst in laughter at the same time.
  549.  
  550. Actor 2: But that's not all there is! To draw people's sympathy, you need extraordinary appeal!
  551.  
  552. Actor 3: If the actors cannot sense things like gazes and breath, they cannot gain the sympathy of a large group!
  553.  
  554. Hin: I know what you mean. The Heroes... The Hero Club members have received training to be constantly in sync with each other and judge timings...
  555.  
  556. Mit: Ah... This kind of intuition that's been ingrained into your body might be similar to what actors have.
  557.  
  558. Igu: The climax of the play will begin shortly. Everyone, put everything you have into this moment!
  559.  
  560. Everyone: Oooooooooh!!
  561.  
  562. [Athens' forest]
  563.  
  564. Her: Haa haa... I have escaped Demetrashius.
  565.  
  566. Female spectator 1: Demetrashius! Well said! This pretty kid is amazing.
  567.  
  568. Female spectator 2: I totally get that~. Men who don't care are trash~!
  569.  
  570. Female audience: Hermiaaaa! Do your beeeest!
  571.  
  572. Her: I find myself at my physical limits. I need to find some rest. I pray for it all to have been but a nightmare...
  573.  
  574. Dem: Haa haa... Hermia. Beautiful sweet, delicious and mine alone, Hermia... Where are you? Where have you gone?
  575.  
  576. Female audience: Woaah~...
  577.  
  578. Male spectator 1: What're you going woah~for? I'm rooting for you, Deme-aniki.
  579.  
  580. Male spectator 1: Me too, me too! His determination! A man never gives up!
  581.  
  582. Male audience: Demetriniki, you can do iiiiiiiit!!
  583.  
  584. Dem: Kuu...uh. I'm exhausted. I must rest. Hermia. May you come into my arms in my dream...
  585.  
  586. Hel: Aah, I did not know of Demetrius' feelings until today. Of who he chases, how sickening...
  587.  
  588. Lys: Helena... The most beautiful of this word, yet the most cruel goddess. Where have you gone!?
  589.  
  590. Puc: Ah~, there's someone here. These humans, their faces all look the same~.
  591.  
  592. Hel: If it is my avarice which gave me such nightmare, I beg your mercy, God. Too tiredZZZ.
  593.  
  594. Lys: God hear me. If my love is to forever be denied from me, why have I been given birth in this world...ZZZ.
  595.  
  596. Obe: Very well. You have smeared the remedy onto this man and the infidelity-juice-juice onto that man...?
  597.  
  598. Puc: Eh? Eh? This one is that one and not this one? The infidelity-juice and the remedy. Which is that and which that is this?
  599.  
  600. Obe: Once again! Lift the first man of his curse and apply the infidelity-juice to the other! Quick!!
  601.  
  602. Puc: Uhyah! Yes, I got it! Immediately!
  603.  
  604. Puc: This one's next, consider it done!
  605.  
  606. Male spectator: Eh, how? That's super fast!
  607.  
  608. Kid: You're amazing Puck!!
  609.  
  610. Obe: Have you done it? Humans, awake and turn your affection to the rightful partner!
  611.  
  612. Her/Lys/Dem: Mmh...?
  613.  
  614. Hel: Mmh...?
  615.  
  616. Her/Lys/Dem: Helena, I love youuuuuuuu!!
  617.  
  618. Hel: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!?
  619.  
  620. Puc: Huh~?
  621.  
  622. Obe: You foolish oaf!! Why have smeared it onto the woman too!?
  623.  
  624.  
  625. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 18
  626.  
  627. [Athens' forest]
  628.  
  629. Lys/Dem: Helena, Helena, Helenaaaaaaa!!
  630.  
  631. Her: I love you, Helenaaaaaa!!
  632.  
  633. Hel: Kwaaaah! Even Hermia has joined in on this mockery! I'm through with this!
  634.  
  635. Her/Lys/Dem: Auuh!
  636.  
  637. Hel: Haa, haa, do you now reali-...
  638.  
  639. Her/Lys/Dem: Hit me mooooore♪
  640.  
  641. Hel: Gyaaaaaaaaaaah!?
  642.  
  643. Wea: Ugyaaaaaaaah, I'm going to diiiiiiiiie! Help me, help me, help meeeeeeee!!
  644.  
  645. Tit: Aaaaaah, wait for me, my beloved! My cute donkey~~~~!!
  646.  
  647. Puc: Aah, I don't know what's happening anymore!
  648.  
  649. Obe: Whose fault is it!!?
  650.  
  651. Tit: Sob... I love him so, yet he runs from me... I can feel my heart shattering in pieces.
  652.  
  653. Tit: Sob... Sob... Aaaaaaah~~~~.
  654.  
  655. Obe: Uh... Titania is shedding tears... her shoulders sagging, what a pitiful face...
  656.  
  657. Hel: No moooooooooore!
  658.  
  659. Her/Lys/Dem: Waiiiiiiiit!!
  660.  
  661. Hel: Don't come near meeeeeeeee!
  662.  
  663. Her/Lys/Dem: Don't run awaaaaaaay!!
  664.  
  665. Obe: Haa... They all look pitiful as they are. It's over, Puck. Give them the remedy
  666.  
  667. Puc: Eh, everyone!? Even the ones running around!?
  668.  
  669. Obe: Without exception and immediately! You have 30 seconds!
  670.  
  671. Puc: I go, I go! With the other flower this time. I will not fail. Here I goooo!!
  672.  
  673. Lys: Helenaaaaaaa!!
  674.  
  675. Puc: There there♪
  676.  
  677. Dem: Helenaaaaaaa!!
  678.  
  679. Puc: Hey there there and done♪
  680.  
  681. Her/Tit: Helenaaaaaaa!! Donkeeeeeeeey!!
  682.  
  683. Puc: Hup there! Done♪ The queen too, easy and quick♪
  684.  
  685. Tit: ...? I feel as if waking up from a long slumber... What has happened to me?
  686.  
  687. Lys: What was I doing in this place? I remember, Hermia. Hermia!
  688.  
  689. Her: I am right here, Lysander! I am overcome by this thought, of never wanting to part with you.
  690.  
  691. Dem: Hum...? Oh, you. For what reason are you embracing in such place?
  692.  
  693. Her: Eh? Demetrius... you.
  694.  
  695. Dem: How strange. My head is clear. As if slipping out from the mist.
  696.  
  697. Hel: U-Uuh... Demetrius. Hermia and Lysander are at this moment eloping...
  698.  
  699. Dem: Eloping! Why would you do such a thing? If your father denies you, I shall convince him myself.
  700.  
  701. Her/Lys: Eeh!?
  702.  
  703. Hel: W-Why the sudden change of heart? Have you hit your head?
  704.  
  705. Dem: What are you speaking, Helena. No... that may very well have been the case. For me to have never took notice of your beauty.
  706.  
  707. Hel: Eeeeh!?
  708.  
  709. Obe: The remedy has put an end to this disagreeable, illicit love. A peaceful ending indeed.
  710.  
  711. Tit: My love. Let us return. Watch, the first rays of sun in the night sky.
  712.  
  713. Obe: Very well, my wife, Titania. Along the way, I will tell you. Of this boisterous night.
  714.  
  715. Puc: If we shadows have offended! Uuh...?
  716.  
  717. Obe: ...Think of this, and all is mended!
  718.  
  719. Tit: That you were asleep and those were nothing more than visions!
  720.  
  721. Hel: Hmph, If you pardon, we will make everything right.
  722.  
  723. Lys/Dem: This story truly was but a whimsical dream!
  724.  
  725. Her: We must part now, everyone. So, good night unto you all.
  726.  
  727. Puc: Everyone, for staying with us until the end today!
  728.  
  729. Everyone: Thank you very much!!
  730.  
  731.  
  732. A midsummer night's wonderful dream - 19
  733.  
  734. [Outdoor theater - Stage]
  735.  
  736. Fuu: Haaaa... I-It's over. And without... incidents...
  737.  
  738. Nat: Good job... Fuu. Your acting was amazing...
  739.  
  740. Actor 2: You were absolutely fantastic, everyone! Even we kind of... got emotional...
  741.  
  742. Actor 4: We came to love theater even more than before as a result.
  743.  
  744. Igu: Hero Club members. In spite of my unreasonable request, you were admirable all the way through.
  745.  
  746. Igu: I cannot thank you enough. On behalf of the troupe, you have my deepest gratitude.
  747.  
  748. Ren: Hmph. Gratitude is superfluous. Without this opportunity, Miroku's rank up would have been overdue.
  749.  
  750. Aki: So you ranked up...?
  751.  
  752. Ren: Naturally. The script and role have drawn out a dormant possibility within myself, and I awoke to new charms.
  753.  
  754. SON: Do you get love any better now then~?
  755.  
  756. Ren: Hmph...
  757.  
  758. Kir: She doesn't, eh.
  759.  
  760. Uta: It's fine. You just have to learn in the real world.
  761.  
  762. Tam: The people didn't notice Puck's trick, huh? Even though the 3 of them had different outfits.
  763.  
  764. Igu: The reason being that Yuuki-san as Puck has won over the audience's heart from the beginning.
  765.  
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  767.  
  768. Igu: Through their eyes, I am confident they saw in Yuuki-san's back, the wings of the fairy Puck.
  769.  
  770. Igu: The more you feel drawn into the story, the more it keeps drawing you in, such is the mysterious magic of stage acting...
  771.  
  772. Yuu: Is that true...? I forgot a lot of my lines, I thought I was annoying them...
  773.  
  774. Tou: That wasn't the case. The audience had stars in their eyes the moment Puck stepped onto the stage every time.
  775.  
  776. Aya: People were clapping and cheering. Everyone was always happily smiling♪
  777.  
  778. Yuu: I'm happy to hear it~! Each time they clapped, I felt boosted and kept doing my best!
  779.  
  780. Its: Claps are nice... Normally, no matter how hard we figh-... study, we don't get any claps for it.
  781.  
  782. Chi: Fufu, true. Applause feels like we are being acknowledged.
  783.  
  784. Yos: For what you did today, any amount of applause would be insufficient. I was truly moved.
  785.  
  786. Sek: I wasn't sure about this but it somehow was pretty fun, I'm glad we did it.
  787.  
  788. Yum: From the subject of summer, we began speaking of this play, which in turn stirred everyone's interest in reading it...
  789.  
  790. Aka: We learned about this theater festival, then we all went together.
  791.  
  792. Shi: When she called to us as she ate my sausage...
  793.  
  794. Tak: It all feels like fate. No... It's like a dream now that I think about it.
  795.  
  796. Meb: Our midsummer night's... wonderful dream. Fufu, it was maybe too pretentious of me.
  797.  
  798. Suz: I was drowning in sweat when I came back to reality though. That donkey head was so stuffy I thought I was gonna die!
  799.  
  800. Mit: Kagajou-san, it must have been hard to speak up and run at the same time. Ahaha.
  801.  
  802. Gin: Talking about hard times, I didn't know what we were gonna do when we lost the flower~!
  803.  
  804. Son: Hm hm. Puck's turn was approaching, we were worried if our signals were getting across or not~.
  805.  
  806. Wak: I remember! In the end, what were those odd gestures!?
  807.  
  808. Sum: Eh... We were asking you and Anzu-san to make the scene last longer if possible...
  809.  
  810. Anz: Is that all!? You were only telling us to draw out the scene!?
  811.  
  812. Aka: That's right. It was a shock when you suddenly went off-script.
  813.  
  814. Anz: A-... Aaah... Aaaaaaah! T-T-That's not it, that was... Aaaaaah...
  815.  
  816. Hin: Anzu-san. Let's have a talk later.
  817.  
  818. Anz: Yeeesh!!
  819.  
  820. Igu: Sanshuu Middle school's Hero Club. Do not forget this one night's midsummer dream.
  821.  
  822. Igu: I await the day we will meet again. But tonight, go and rest.
  823.  
  824. Actor 3: The entirety of the Tsuchikabe troupe!
  825.  
  826. Actor 4: Will practice hard, diligently!
  827.  
  828. Actor 1/2: So that one day, you may come watch our play!
  829.  
  830. Igu: For everything you did today...
  831.  
  832. Igu/Troupe/Hero Club: Thank you very much!
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