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- >You come home with a large box
- >Open the box and see a whole litter fluffy ponies staring at you
- >"new fwiend!" "pway" "wuv new dada!" they cheer looking up at your face
- >You take one of the things out of the box and drop it on the floor of your basement
- >Fluffy pony starts to cry from the pain of the fall
- >"Why hurt daddy?"
- >You kick it against the wall, hearing a few ribs break as it hits the concrete
- >"Why hurt daddy? Why?" It continues to mewl, its screams of pain giving you immense enjoyment
- >You love to torture these little fuckers
- >Nobody even cares if you do
- >You've just gotten started you got a whole box full to go through tonight
- >Some of the other fluffies are asking what happened to friend
- >Before they can get an answer you take another and drop them in a pot of boiling water
- >You don't close the lid, you just watch as it boils
- >"No wike swimming!" it cries
- >You have a hell of a night, go through a whole dozen of these stupid fuzzballs
- >You're smoking a cigarette, just taking it all in as you hear a whimper from the box
- >It's the last fluffy pony, a little dark blue earth fluffy
- >It's crying its little eyes out
- >"Why hurt udda fwuffies? Why hurt famwy?" It cries up at you
- >You guess these ponies must have been related
- >Whatever. More important, looks like you got a baker's dozen from the orphanage
- >Pick up the little shit
- >"Don't worry, I didn't forget you."
- >Fluffy pony shudders with fear
- >It looks up at the smirk on your face and is suddenly looks pissed
- >Didn't even think these things were capable of anger, all they ever do is cry and smile like retards
- >"You bad man! You take away udda fwuffies! Fwuffy hate you!"
- >Chuckle to yourself
- >"Yeah, well same to you, ya stupid pony!" You yell as you hurl it at the wall
- >It lies on the ground, hurt but not dead
- >It keeps muttering "hate you"
- >Move in for the kill when you see a blinding red light out of the corner of your eye
- >You can't see anything but you hear something, a deep voice like the sound of monster singing metal
- >"Fluffy Pony of Earth, you have great rage in your heart..."
- >"You belong to the Red Lantern Corp"
- >The light subsides as you see the fluffy pony wearing some kind of red and black uniform. It's floating in the air, suspended by some kind of red, plasma
- >You can't even comprehend what's going on before it lunges at you
- >"You take odda fwuffies! You kiww famiwy!"
- >It hits you with the force of a canon ball, blasting you into the other wall
- >You hit the ground with a thud as it hovers above you
- >"Fwuffy hate you! Fwuffy KILL YOU!" it screams with a guttural roar, only a beast could be capable of
- >You try to get up and run before a red blast ushers from the Fluffy Pony's mouth onto you
- >It burns like acid
- >You flail about and try to get to a source of water
- >Only one you can find is the boiling water
- >It does not help when you pour it on yourself
- >Red Lantern Fluffy Pony rushes at you again, knocking you to the floor
- >"Fwuffy Kiww You!" It screams again, as it begins to bite your face off
- >It's tiny teeth can't dig into your flesh but the acid it breathes more than makes up for it
- >You drown on red lantern bile blood
- >Red Lantern Fluffy commences to make a bed out of your rib cage
- >It gathers all of the dead fluffies and lays them to rest in the torso bed
- >Red Lantern Fluffy cries itself to sleep with its dead siblings
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