The Loss Adjuster (2020) EN

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M_I_SForEver

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[chiming music]

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[Martin] Once upon a time,

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a very wealthy man had
the great misfortune

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to fall out of a plane.

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[piano music]

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As he fell,

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the wind stripped him
off his designer suit,

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his Italian patent
shoes, crocodile wallet,

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gold watch, everything.

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And when he eventually
hit the Earth he was

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all but naked.

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The strange thing was

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when they found his broken body

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he was smiling,

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but that never made
any sense to me.

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[jolly music]

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[lock fumbles]

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[door opens]

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Hey that's me done,
I'm out of here.

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You've only got
yourself to blame.

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Look at this,

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look at it; phone, gas,
electric, all final demands.

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They're taking the telly back,

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'cause we haven't paid him.

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You know Oprah was
my only salvation.

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[sniffles]

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All these years, all
these years I've wasted

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on mediocrity and look
where it's got me.

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What's it got me, aye?

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I haven't even got
a pot to piss in.

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Yeah, I know how that feels.

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Yeah well, that's
about to change.

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[somber music]

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I've met someone else.

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What?

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Someone who can take
proper care of me.

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Just say something to me.

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What do you want me to say?

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I mean anything.

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I mean that dress is
a bit short, isn't it?

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[Angie scoffs]

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Don't do that.

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Here you go.

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There you go.

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Get yourself down
the pawn shop, aye,

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go and buy yourself
a consolation beer,

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or better still get
yourself a new suit, aye.

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Nice.

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What was I thinking
an insurance salesman.

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- I'm a loss adjuster, Angie.
- Aye, yeah.

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Well, deal with this loss,

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and I won't be needing
these anymore either.

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[somber music]

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[TV chatters]

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[Woman] Someone in
North London can get

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to claim the winning
lottery ticket.

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What are you looking
at you old bint?

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[bottles clinking]

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[sighs]

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[door alarm rings]

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Martin, open the damn door.

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[door bangs]

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Please Martin.

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Angie, Angie.

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Hey, I got you Angie,
Angie, I can't let you...

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- Martin.
- It's me.

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It's still me, Angie.

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[door shuts]

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[phone buzzes]

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[sniffles]

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Oh, damn it.

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[sniffles]

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[phone buzzes]

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Hello Polly.

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Hello, Mr. Dyer.

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You're hard to get
hold of this morning.

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I hope you aren't
avoiding me. [chuckles]

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Anyway, I've got you
now and it's a busy day

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- ahead for you.
- There's no need.

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Polly, I'm sorry, I don't
think I can do this...

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One moment, I've got multiple
calls coming through.

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Good morning, Glipton
Millgrove, Polly speaking,

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could you hold the line, please?

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Sorry about that.

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Right, so your first
appointment is scheduled

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with Mrs. Rogerton-Sykes.

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She's at 9:15.

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Quite close to actually,
Highgate, a burglary.

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Nice and simple.

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Police verified everything,

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but she's since added
a few more items.

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No, no, but...

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Next up is Mr.
Gimpole in Totteridge.

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Someone has chopped down
his prize rhododendrons

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that he was planning to enter

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into the Chelsea
Flower Show next year,

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so you'll need to establish
the size of the plants

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before we can entertain
the size of the claims,

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bit tricky that one but
I'm sure you'll manage.

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And next, Mr. And Mrs.
Smallwood in Finchley,

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a house fire claiming for
absolutely everything, so...

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- Polly stop.
- No wait,

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forget the Smallwoods.

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Fire Service's haven't
filled their report yet.

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- Oh and your favorite,
- Polly stop.

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dear old Dr. Wicksteed.

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Can you believe the lodges
flooded the bathroom

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through the ceiling again?

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Polly, my wife left
me today. [sighs]

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Oh, and he's absolutely adamant

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that he won't see anyone
else apart from you.

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I mean, it's not
surprising really,

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you don't get voted the company's
number one loss adjuster

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three years running
without being the best.

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Oh yes, okay, okay, just
e-mail the details to me,

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and I'll...

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Yeah, I already done, Mr. Dyer,

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I sent you last night.

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You have a lovely
day and be sure

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to give my best to
Mrs. Dyer, okay?

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[sighs] Yes, I'll be sure
to tell her, bye, bye.

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[door opens]

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[sniffles]

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[door shuts]

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[city bustles]

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[ATM beeps]

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[ominous music]

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[ambient music]

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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I just got here.

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Well, happy Christmas.

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[ominous music]

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It would have been
cheaper to stay in bed.

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[car door opens]

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[car door closes]

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[piano music]

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[Margaret] Yes.

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Yes, hello, this is Mr. Dyer
for Mrs. Rogerton-Sykes.

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[Margaret] Enter.

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[car engine revs]

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[sighs] Okay, let's do this.

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[door opens]

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Hello there, Mrs.
Rogerton-Sykes.

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Mr. Dyer, you are late.

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Yes, I know the
traffic was very...

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Yes, the traffic usually is

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that's entirely predictable

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and should be planned
for, don't you think?

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Yes, absolutely, I apologize.

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You have a lovely home.

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This way.

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Do you take tea?

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I have Lapsang
Souchong or Earl grey?

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Oh, that's lovely, maybe
a coffee would be nice.

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Coffee?

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[chuckles] I'm afraid
we don't take coffee.

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Not to worry then.

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Shall we get on with it?

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Okay, yes, of course.

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[cup clatters]

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So Mrs. Rogerton-Sykes I see,

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in addition to the items
listed in your police report,

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I see that you've noted a
few extra missing items.

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Missing, are you suggesting
they might actually

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not be missing?

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Oh my goodness, no, I wouldn't,

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Mr. Dyer, do I look like I need

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to defraud an insurance claim?

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No, no but you...

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Mr. Dyer, this has been
the most terrible shock,

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an absolute violation.

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I think that I listed
everything correctly,

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but in my distressed
state maybe I,

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it was obviously an oversight.

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I am the victim after all.

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Of course, you are.

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This is really just a formality,

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and these are question I
have to ask unfortunately.

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I should have insured
with Legal and General.

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My late husband always
said that we should.

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As usual, he was right.

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He was a sanctimonious bastard.

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They wouldn't have treated
me like a fraudster.

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I'm so sorry for your loss,

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I really am.

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Was it recent?

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Not that long ago.

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If I didn't know any better,

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I would have thought he
planned the whole thing,

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and now he just leaves
me alone in my prime.

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Well, no and of
course, I doubt that,

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I mean you know
a charming figure

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of a woman like you.

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Oh, you really think so?

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Have you experienced
loss, Mr. Dyer?

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Well, actually I
have, very recently,

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well, this morning,
my wife she left me.

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Oh, no, oh, what
a terrible shock,

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and right before Christmas,

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oh, you must be in pieces.

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Let me get you a whiskey.

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Oh no, thank you.

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I'm driving and everything.

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Come.

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Really, okay.

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Did you love her madly?

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Yes, I suppose I did.

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Well, of course you did,

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and so here we both are
lonely, abandoned, lost.

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There's only one cure
for a fall, Martin.

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Can I call you Martin?

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Yes off course, please do.

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Get back on the horse.

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You know, my husband
wasn't a very tactile man,

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and he always made
me feel lonely

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even when we were married.

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How do you mean?

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He never made me feel
like a real woman.

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I'm sure you are
extremely special

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to your husband, Mrs. Rogers.

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- Please call me Margaret.
- Okay, Margaret, okay.

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Yes, well, Margaret,

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I believe we can approve all

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of the missing
items on your list,

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and I really think
there's no need

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to make you suffer any
more than you already have.

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I think it's a very unfortunate
burglary if I'm honest.

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Oh, I don't mind going through
the details again with you,

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- It does.
- I really don't,

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and if you like I
can find some coffee

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for you in one of the cupboards.

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I'm sure the cooks
left something there.

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You've gone to so much trouble
for me today, really...

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Thank you, Martin,
you're so kind.

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They said you were.

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They did?

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Yes, they said that you're
kind, and compassionate,

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and that you only
cared for others.

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Well, thank you, Margaret.

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I do try my best.

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You know, Martin, it's only
when you've lost everything

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that you realize what
you're really missing.

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Well, what about you
stay for a spot of lunch,

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I could get a cook
to do some oysters?

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I'm sure you know about
oysters don't you...

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Yes, yes, of course, it is
a lovely offer, Margaret.

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I really do have to
get going though.

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It's getting late.

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Well, another time then.

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Maybe we could go shopping.

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Shopping?

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Yes, you could
accompany me to the Ivy,

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after I bought you a new suit

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just a little
Christmas gift from me.

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Just the coffee actually.

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Oh, that's okay.

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Look, I realize
you're very busy,

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but I really would like it.

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Yes.

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And I really would like if
you could call me sometime.

264
00:15:15,094 --> 00:15:16,460
- Yes of course.
- Would you?

265
00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:17,526
Yes.

266
00:15:18,593 --> 00:15:19,426
Martin?

267
00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:23,060
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, Merry Christmas.

268
00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:27,094
[ambient music]

269
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,460
That's the European way.

270
00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:31,526
It's very charming.

271
00:15:32,493 --> 00:15:33,593
Thank you, Margaret.

272
00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:34,560
Thank you, thank you, Margaret.

273
00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:35,792
- Thank you.
- Goodbye.

274
00:15:35,826 --> 00:15:38,493
[ominous music]

275
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,627
Mr. Dyer, Ms. Rogerton-Sykes has

276
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,094
just been on the phone,

277
00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:06,526
only there's a few
items she forgot about,

278
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,493
and wondered if you
could pop back later.

279
00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:11,060
No, it's okay.

280
00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,627
Polly it's okay, whatever
she puts on the list please

281
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,426
just approve it, it's okay.

282
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,593
Okay, for sure.

283
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,627
I'm more than okay.

284
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:21,893
No need for me to go back again.

285
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,726
Right okay, bye, bye, bye.

286
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,493
Goodness me.

287
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,692
[Man] I'm staying here
with the two of these...

288
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:36,927
Martin, Martin, my name.

289
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,560
Mr. Dyer, Mr. Dyer,
Mr. Dyer, goodness me.

290
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:42,094
[Man] So the news
my local news is

291
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,526
that somebody near me has
won the lottery ticket,

292
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,759
so if you live in
Highgate or Totteridge,

293
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:49,460
please check your tickets.

294
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:50,894
Tell me Nicodema
did you check yours?

295
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,027
[Woman[ I didn't even
enter It, Donnie.

296
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,859
[tense music]

297
00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:58,593
Polly, could I, actually I
need to ask you a question.

298
00:16:58,627 --> 00:16:59,792
Yes, Mr. Dyer?

299
00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:01,894
Actually not a work
related question.

300
00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:07,726
Do you think there's
something wrong with my suit?

301
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,460
[suspense music]

302
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:13,627
Polly?

303
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,593
Sorry, I have another
call, I have to go.

304
00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:17,726
[phone beeps]

305
00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:20,627
[ominous music]

306
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,659
What?

307
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,526
[car honks]

308
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,626
[Man]
- You tosser!

309
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,759
[tires screech]

310
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:34,927
[car engine revs]

311
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,692
[suspense music]

312
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,994
[sniffs]

313
00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:05,894
How about this one?

314
00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:07,894
Oh, I like that.

315
00:18:07,927 --> 00:18:08,894
It's lovely, thank you.

316
00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,426
I think she will like this.

317
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:11,692
She's a lucky lady.

318
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,692
Well, I think I'm the
lucky one, actually.

319
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:16,759
So how many?

320
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:19,759
How many years have
you been married?

321
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,726
Sorry five years.

322
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,659
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

323
00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:26,659
Do you think she will like this?

324
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:27,894
Well off course.

325
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:29,626
All women love flowers.

326
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,560
You know, it's lovely here.

327
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:35,927
I can't imagine who'd
ever get bored of it.

328
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,027
No, never.

329
00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:42,692
- Okay.
- Yes.

330
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,927
Enter your pin, please.

331
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:56,460
[POS machine beeps]

332
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:02,994
Oh, this changes,
it's a new card,

333
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,460
I don't understand.

334
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,592
Is it a joint account?

335
00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:09,760
Could your wife have a little
surprise for you perhaps?

336
00:19:12,726 --> 00:19:13,559
Yeah.

337
00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:15,426
Thank you.

338
00:19:17,726 --> 00:19:18,726
Mr. Dyer.

339
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,994
Yeah, hello.

340
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,760
Mr. Gimpole, nice
to see you today.

341
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:24,592
Call me Gimp.

342
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:26,592
Gimp.

343
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,027
Everyone else does.

344
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:31,726
Follow me, lad.

345
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,559
Follow me.

346
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,994
[leaves rattle]

347
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,160
You know much about
flowers, do you Dyer?

348
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:42,659
Well, not really, Mr. Gimp.

349
00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:45,492
It's a, oh, dear, but I do
know what a rose looks like.

350
00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:47,127
I thought as much
not that it matters,

351
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:47,960
I'll show you what's happened,

352
00:19:47,994 --> 00:19:48,960
and you'll get an idea.

353
00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:50,160
Oh dear.

354
00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:52,960
Sorry, I thought you'd
be more prepared,

355
00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,492
otherwise, I had had a
found you some wellies.

356
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,994
You see these specimens here.

357
00:19:59,027 --> 00:20:02,793
[Martin] Oh yes, they're
very nice, Mr. Gimp.

358
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,793
No Dyer, they are nothing
compared to my rhododendrons.

359
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:11,693
The bastards knew I
would win of course.

360
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:13,060
[Martin] Bastards.

361
00:20:13,094 --> 00:20:15,894
Next May's Flower show, Dyer.

362
00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:19,626
They cut down what was
to be my prize exhibits.

363
00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:22,760
Well you don't know
what to say, Mr. Gimp.

364
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:25,027
Well, there's nothing
you can say really.

365
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,592
But I would imagine of course
that the priority here is

366
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,994
to establish exactly what
these rhododendrons are worth

367
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,492
to you, Mr. Gimp.

368
00:20:34,894 --> 00:20:36,659
Nothing that money can replace.

369
00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:38,860
Their beauty was priceless,

370
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,060
the color, the shape,
the very touch.

371
00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:48,727
[piano music]

372
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,592
Can you zip me up darling?

373
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,894
[piano music]

374
00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:56,525
Okay.

375
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,827
[piano music]

376
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,660
[door rolls open]

377
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,592
Why it's not just the
prestige, you know,

378
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:06,760
the honour of
receiving an award.

379
00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:07,927
Of course Mr. Gimp.

380
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:10,626
Dyer?

381
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,660
These were a hybrid you see.

382
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:18,559
A complete one off I'd the spent
years affecting the species

383
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,194
A new species.

384
00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:25,927
Oh my, this must be
akin to losing a child.

385
00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:30,927
Wow, I guess it's similar.

386
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,459
As in fact as you, you
feed it, you water it.

387
00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:35,927
You shower it with
love and attention.

388
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,827
You cherish it.

389
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,693
You protect it,

390
00:21:38,727 --> 00:21:40,693
and then some bastard
runs off with it.

391
00:21:42,194 --> 00:21:43,894
I know exactly what you mean.

392
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:48,693
My God, you've lost a child.

393
00:21:48,727 --> 00:21:50,793
Oh no, Mr. Gimp,

394
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,760
but somebody did nick my wife.

395
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,627
[ominous music]

396
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:15,094
[fire crackling]

397
00:22:16,492 --> 00:22:18,994
[jolly music]

398
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,894
Martin, Martin, thank you
so much for coming out.

399
00:22:36,927 --> 00:22:38,094
Do come in.

400
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:39,593
Good to see you again.

401
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:41,459
So good to see you.

402
00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:42,693
Come in.

403
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:43,927
Oh, it's okay, you
have something.

404
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,860
Oh, please let me
give it to you.

405
00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:46,660
That feels nothing important.

406
00:22:46,693 --> 00:22:48,793
Oh my goodness, thank
you, there we go.

407
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,425
Come in, come in.

408
00:22:51,927 --> 00:22:53,027
Welcome, welcome.

409
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,927
Oh my goodness, I'm sorry
to have ask this question,

410
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,994
what's that awful smell?

411
00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:00,560
Yeah, a rat.

412
00:23:00,593 --> 00:23:01,827
A rat where?

413
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,593
A dead one under there,

414
00:23:03,627 --> 00:23:06,094
judging from the
concentrated potency.

415
00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:07,627
Oh dear, have you called anyone?

416
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,526
Environmental health.

417
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,927
They can't get anyone
round till Monday,

418
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,693
but this smell is intolerable,

419
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,927
so I have to get the
little devil up myself.

420
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,860
No, please Norman,
let me help you.

421
00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:19,027
- Wait.
- Well, look at this.

422
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:22,560
- That's a non-invented cause.
- Yes.

423
00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:24,425
Okay, come on, let me help you.

424
00:23:24,459 --> 00:23:26,860
I'm gonna need a
flat head screwdriver

425
00:23:26,894 --> 00:23:27,994
and oh, a hammer if you have...

426
00:23:28,027 --> 00:23:29,960
I have the toolbox is there.

427
00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:32,994
Are you sure about this, Martin?

428
00:23:33,027 --> 00:23:34,693
Well, as long as he's dead.

429
00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:35,927
[chuckles] Yes.

430
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,994
Also do you have
any plastic bags?

431
00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:38,927
Yes, yes, I do.

432
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,860
The twins save them for me.

433
00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:44,127
It's part of their
green intentions,

434
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,994
but they never remember
to reuse them. [laughs]

435
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,493
I have a drawer full.

436
00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:54,827
- Oh, thank you.
- Would you like a peg?

437
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,793
I'm okay.

438
00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:58,793
Yeah, I think the
plastic bags are fine.

439
00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:03,994
Can I do anything to help?

440
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,994
Oh, one of your lovely
coffees will be great.

441
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,160
Right, I'm way ahead of you.

442
00:24:07,194 --> 00:24:08,760
The coffee is already made.

443
00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:11,460
[ambient music]

444
00:24:19,927 --> 00:24:20,860
- Careful.
- Thank you.

445
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,560
[ambient music]

446
00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:33,425
- Have you found it?
- I think I have.

447
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,060
Ah, let me see.

448
00:24:35,094 --> 00:24:36,493
Have a look.

449
00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:38,593
Right there, you see him?

450
00:24:41,094 --> 00:24:43,027
My goodness, look
at the size of it.

451
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,994
It's a bit of a monster.

452
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,526
Must be a sewer rat.

453
00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:52,793
Got him.

454
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,894
Oh, well done, Martin.

455
00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:59,927
Oh thank you so much.

456
00:25:06,094 --> 00:25:07,027
Oh, thank you.

457
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:08,994
Well, that's a nice bag.

458
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:13,827
Ah shit, maybe I can
give this to the wife.

459
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,660
- Aye?
- Nothing.

460
00:25:17,127 --> 00:25:19,894
[sinister music]

461
00:25:21,627 --> 00:25:23,094
Oh look, might have you have
turn those taps back off

462
00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:24,560
- I'd hope.
- No.

463
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,760
How many times has it
been there, Norman?

464
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:29,793
A fair few.

465
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,526
I am sorry, Martin.

466
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,827
I hadn't meant to
be a burden to you.

467
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:36,994
Norman, please don't
say such a thing.

468
00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:38,127
I have to be honest with you

469
00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:39,127
if they didn't flood you out

470
00:25:39,159 --> 00:25:41,660
every few months I think
I might be disappointed.

471
00:25:41,693 --> 00:25:43,094
Really? [chuckles]

472
00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:45,426
Well, to be honest,
I kind of I would be

473
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,727
with this old
friends you and me.

474
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,860
You mean you don't go rat
catching for all your clients?

475
00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:53,894
Now come on let's straighten
out your living room,

476
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,159
we've gotta sort your claim out.

477
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,094
We got him.

478
00:26:08,126 --> 00:26:09,159
Oh, remove the thing.

479
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,526
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

480
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,027
Still stinks.

481
00:26:18,226 --> 00:26:19,027
Good coffee.

482
00:26:21,159 --> 00:26:25,426
So Martin, something's
troubling you.

483
00:26:30,827 --> 00:26:32,593
I'm here to look after you.

484
00:26:32,627 --> 00:26:37,027
Of course, but you are
troubled, I can tell.

485
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,827
It's good to talk, you know.

486
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,660
I used to tell that
to my patients.

487
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,393
Did it help?

488
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,460
Nah, not really.

489
00:26:53,927 --> 00:26:55,894
But I got a few extra
Christmas cards.

490
00:26:55,927 --> 00:26:57,027
Now there's a bonus.

491
00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:03,793
Life is short yet
we spend nearly all

492
00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:05,693
of our time pretending
that we're fine

493
00:27:05,727 --> 00:27:07,426
when we're anything but.

494
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,027
It cannot have
escaped your attention

495
00:27:11,059 --> 00:27:15,793
that I'm of an age that
defies much more longevity.

496
00:27:17,159 --> 00:27:19,493
Stop that Norman you're
fighting fit and raring to go.

497
00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:20,760
Fighting fit,

498
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:25,994
raring to go. [chuckles]

499
00:27:27,526 --> 00:27:30,526
Raring to go, I suppose I am.

500
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,627
Norman, is everything okay?

501
00:27:36,026 --> 00:27:37,693
I never had children you know.

502
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:42,593
I'm confused, what
about the twins?

503
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:44,994
Oh, they're not mine.

504
00:27:45,026 --> 00:27:47,393
No, their mom was my patient.

505
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,093
I've known them since
they were babies.

506
00:27:51,226 --> 00:27:52,593
They're very sweet.

507
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,426
They do some shopping
and laundry for me.

508
00:28:03,193 --> 00:28:07,526
No, my late wife
couldn't conceive,

509
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:13,426
and after she went
back in the '70s,

510
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,593
I fell in love with the freedom

511
00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:20,827
that comes with
the bachelor life.

512
00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:24,693
Wow, '70s, huh?

513
00:28:26,126 --> 00:28:27,526
She must have been so young.

514
00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:30,727
Sorry, I know, she didn't die.

515
00:28:31,894 --> 00:28:33,493
No, she buggered it
off with the neighbor.

516
00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:36,693
Oh dear, it must be catching.

517
00:28:38,059 --> 00:28:41,793
Aha, so it's wife troubles.

518
00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:45,894
Yes.

519
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,959
I'm sorry to share this,

520
00:28:49,993 --> 00:28:52,760
but my wife left me
this morning, Norman.

521
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:55,126
Oh Martin,

522
00:28:55,159 --> 00:28:57,927
[somber music]

523
00:28:59,227 --> 00:29:00,393
I'm so sorry.

524
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:06,026
It's funny you know, it's
been a long time coming,

525
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,460
and I'm sure I would
have seen the signs

526
00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:13,526
if I had just been looking.

527
00:29:15,493 --> 00:29:17,793
[piano music]

528
00:29:26,727 --> 00:29:28,460
You do love me,
don't you, Aiden?

529
00:29:30,493 --> 00:29:31,460
Yes, my life.

530
00:29:32,526 --> 00:29:34,460
Why did you have
to go for so long?

531
00:29:36,493 --> 00:29:38,894
Glasgow is a long way, aye babe?

532
00:29:38,926 --> 00:29:41,426
24 hours traveling,
there and back

533
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,593
plus two days to recuperate,

534
00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,460
that brings the month
down to 24 days,

535
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:48,493
that's barely three weeks
to finish the legals,

536
00:29:48,526 --> 00:29:49,793
and I don't work weekends,

537
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:51,959
so that's really only 15 days.

538
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,160
After closing
joint bank accounts

539
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,460
that would be at
least three days.

540
00:29:58,493 --> 00:29:59,526
Three?

541
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,460
There's a process.

542
00:30:02,493 --> 00:30:04,760
Got to get appointments
with the managers

543
00:30:04,793 --> 00:30:06,593
which will give me 12 days.

544
00:30:07,793 --> 00:30:10,059
Then I have to pay off the joint
bills, terminate the leckie

545
00:30:10,094 --> 00:30:14,560
and gas accounts, another
two days, so 10 left.

546
00:30:14,593 --> 00:30:16,059
I can't go halfway
around the world

547
00:30:16,094 --> 00:30:18,426
without visiting mom and
dad for a couple of days.

548
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,660
Then my sister and
she aint close.

549
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:24,526
Do have you any idea
how how big Oz is?

550
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,926
Two days driving there and back,

551
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,660
plus a day with her at least,

552
00:30:29,859 --> 00:30:30,760
that'll give me...

553
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,526
Five, five days left.

554
00:30:36,493 --> 00:30:41,493
Yeah, right, five days
in which to sell my car,

555
00:30:41,526 --> 00:30:44,993
pack up my life and move
the other side of the world.

556
00:30:45,026 --> 00:30:46,493
No biggie, right?

557
00:30:46,526 --> 00:30:49,593
Okay, just because I want
you back here with me

558
00:30:49,627 --> 00:30:52,194
as soon as possible that's all.

559
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:54,460
Well, be patient.

560
00:30:54,493 --> 00:30:57,526
In a month, I'll be
free to be with you.

561
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,026
[piano music]

562
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:02,859
I'm sorry.

563
00:31:04,194 --> 00:31:05,127
Okay, I understand all this,

564
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,026
why don't you come back to bed.

565
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,460
I have a pub to run.

566
00:31:09,627 --> 00:31:12,859
Well, can't Rob manage
by himself for once.

567
00:31:12,893 --> 00:31:14,460
[laughs] Rob?

568
00:31:15,926 --> 00:31:17,094
He's only a bar man.

569
00:31:18,526 --> 00:31:19,959
Well, so how is he
gonna manage then

570
00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:21,660
when the landlord's away?

571
00:31:21,693 --> 00:31:23,127
Well, maybe he won't,

572
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,926
and then I'll have no
business to come back to.

573
00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:28,792
[piano music]

574
00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:30,160
Did you sort out the money?

575
00:31:31,493 --> 00:31:33,993
Yeah, I transferred
it yesterday.

576
00:31:34,027 --> 00:31:35,526
It should be in by Friday.

577
00:31:40,826 --> 00:31:42,493
It is gonna be enough isn't it?

578
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,593
'Cause I'm not sure I can
get my hands on anymore.

579
00:31:44,627 --> 00:31:45,627
Yes, my love.

580
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,593
Thank you.

581
00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:58,859
Oh, and babe, slip out
the back door, will you?

582
00:31:58,893 --> 00:32:00,759
We don't wanna attract
attention, aye.

583
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:05,560
I'm so sorry.

584
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,727
Where has she gone?

585
00:32:10,526 --> 00:32:11,493
I don't know, Norman.

586
00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:15,593
To be honest with you it
could be a number of men.

587
00:32:15,627 --> 00:32:16,460
I see.

588
00:32:17,792 --> 00:32:18,994
Money is the issue?

589
00:32:20,593 --> 00:32:23,526
[sighs] I really
don't wanna bore you

590
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,994
with my financial
difficulties, Norman,

591
00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:29,493
but my wife she
wants a better life.

592
00:32:30,826 --> 00:32:32,560
The life of Riley.

593
00:32:32,593 --> 00:32:35,393
I see and don't we all.

594
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:41,593
But payback comes to Riley in
the end one way or another.

595
00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:43,660
What do you mean?

596
00:32:43,693 --> 00:32:45,693
What goes around comes around.

597
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,660
Look at it positively.

598
00:32:49,693 --> 00:32:52,660
She can't nag about your suit,

599
00:32:52,693 --> 00:32:54,160
or tell you to shave your beard,

600
00:32:54,194 --> 00:32:56,127
or throw out your beer cans.

601
00:32:58,526 --> 00:33:03,027
The glass is always
half full, Martin.

602
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,759
Being a single man
can be liberating.

603
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,094
I've never been.

604
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,927
You mentioned my suit.

605
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,726
I was being
metaphorical, Martin.

606
00:33:16,493 --> 00:33:21,393
I think you are truly
rather remarkable.

607
00:33:23,094 --> 00:33:26,660
You really must learn
to appreciate the value

608
00:33:26,692 --> 00:33:28,393
of your virtues,

609
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,826
but you're too modest by far

610
00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:36,692
which in itself is
another of your virtues.

611
00:33:37,627 --> 00:33:42,560
Martin, I wish I'd had a son,

612
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:48,460
it's my greatest regret,

613
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:52,593
but you have made
me realise that

614
00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:55,792
if I had had a son

615
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,627
I would like him to
have been just like...

616
00:34:04,894 --> 00:34:05,692
Norman.

617
00:34:08,759 --> 00:34:09,759
Norman.

618
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,094
Norman.

619
00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:12,027
Norman.

620
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:14,626
[somber music]

621
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:18,960
[window taps]

622
00:34:18,994 --> 00:34:20,160
- Hey.
- Hello.

623
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:22,493
I'm friends with Norman.

624
00:34:22,526 --> 00:34:23,160
I can help.

625
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,927
Who are you?

626
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,759
Sorry, I know Norman.

627
00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:41,894
Oh, you know him.

628
00:34:41,927 --> 00:34:43,526
What is this?

629
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,960
I'm here to help him clean up.

630
00:34:47,526 --> 00:34:48,960
Okay, yes come in.

631
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:54,726
So, how can I help you?

632
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,792
That's a nice tie. [laughs]

633
00:34:57,827 --> 00:34:59,626
Excuse me, you can't
just barge in here.

634
00:34:59,659 --> 00:35:03,692
Oh that is a terrible
stink, is that the rat?

635
00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:04,860
Oh yes, it is actually.

636
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:07,692
Hold on how do you
know about that?

637
00:35:07,726 --> 00:35:10,027
Oh no, please don't
touch him, he's not well.

638
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,659
You can say that again.

639
00:35:12,659 --> 00:35:13,659
Is he okay?

640
00:35:13,692 --> 00:35:14,827
Of course, he's not okay.

641
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,493
He's brown bread.

642
00:35:16,526 --> 00:35:17,393
Oh goodness me.

643
00:35:18,793 --> 00:35:20,793
This day is really turning
out to be the most awful day.

644
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,793
Yeah, I don't think his is
turning out too great either.

645
00:35:23,827 --> 00:35:26,060
Excuse me, what are you doing?

646
00:35:26,094 --> 00:35:27,460
What?

647
00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:28,960
It's not like he needs
any more anymore.

648
00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:30,659
I think you shoved your
missus under the floorboards

649
00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:31,692
if I didn't know any better.

650
00:35:31,726 --> 00:35:32,793
What, wait what?

651
00:35:32,827 --> 00:35:33,994
Do you want another coffee?

652
00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:34,927
You look like you need it.

653
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,094
Oh no, thank you, actually,

654
00:35:37,127 --> 00:35:38,659
I'd rather have
something stronger.

655
00:35:38,692 --> 00:35:39,927
It's good idea.

656
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,827
[ominous music]

657
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,726
Screw it.

658
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,659
[coughs]

659
00:35:54,692 --> 00:35:57,127
[Sam laughs]

660
00:36:00,094 --> 00:36:01,160
There you go, here.

661
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,160
Would you.

662
00:36:05,194 --> 00:36:06,393
No thanks.

663
00:36:07,094 --> 00:36:08,460
But you said.

664
00:36:08,493 --> 00:36:10,860
I said it was good
idea but I don't drink.

665
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,793
Poor Norman.

666
00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:19,426
All right, come on
mate get a grip.

667
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,860
He's just another client to you.

668
00:36:20,894 --> 00:36:21,894
No, he's not.

669
00:36:23,592 --> 00:36:25,559
He's a lovely lovely old man.

670
00:36:25,592 --> 00:36:26,659
He was.

671
00:36:29,793 --> 00:36:33,127
Okay, fair enough he
was, and who you are you?

672
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,659
You're not the bloody
tenant, are you?

673
00:36:36,692 --> 00:36:37,692
What?

674
00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:38,525
No.

675
00:36:38,559 --> 00:36:40,525
The bedsit's empty.

676
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:41,793
I don't understand that
doesn't make sense,

677
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:42,827
because I'm here
because of this,

678
00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,426
it just happened.

679
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,094
I'm the loss adjuster.

680
00:36:46,127 --> 00:36:48,127
I know who you are,

681
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,793
but the place is empty.

682
00:36:49,827 --> 00:36:52,693
Trust me, I know these things.

683
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:53,727
I'm the hoover man.

684
00:36:55,094 --> 00:36:56,160
Hoover man, what does that mean?

685
00:36:56,194 --> 00:36:57,760
I keep the place clean.

686
00:36:59,227 --> 00:37:00,492
- You get me?
- No.

687
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,793
Okay, ambulance.

688
00:37:03,827 --> 00:37:05,793
If you think that's wise.

689
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:06,727
Why is that?

690
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,827
[doorbell sounds]

691
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:09,793
Who is that?

692
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,827
How the hell should I know.

693
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,894
Go and see.

694
00:37:12,927 --> 00:37:13,727
Well, what about Norman?

695
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,027
I'm sure he won't mind.

696
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:17,626
I don't mean like that,
what do we say about him?

697
00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:21,127
It doesn't matter what
you say about him,

698
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,894
because no one's ever
gonna know I was here,

699
00:37:22,927 --> 00:37:25,027
and I aint got prints all
over the gaff unlike some.

700
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,727
What are you trying to suggest?

701
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,027
Well, from the way I see it,

702
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,425
you've came in, upended
his floorboards,

703
00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:32,559
moved his furniture around,

704
00:37:32,592 --> 00:37:35,592
and last thing I see you've
giving the old bloke a hug,

705
00:37:35,626 --> 00:37:39,660
now he's out and your
DNA is everywhere, mate.

706
00:37:39,693 --> 00:37:41,525
He just keeled over.

707
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:42,760
From where I'm standing.

708
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,127
it doesn't quite look like that.

709
00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:46,492
Steed honey,

710
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,559
Mummy is here, you naughty boy.

711
00:37:50,592 --> 00:37:51,860
Your boy's got a tart [laughs].

712
00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,459
Shut up, shut up.

713
00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:56,492
[Purdy] Where are you?

714
00:37:57,627 --> 00:37:58,894
What do I say to her?

715
00:37:58,927 --> 00:38:00,627
Tell her he's sleeping,

716
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,559
just get rid of her.

717
00:38:01,592 --> 00:38:02,793
- Sleeping?
- Yeah.

718
00:38:02,827 --> 00:38:03,827
Okay, that works.

719
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:04,960
That's good stay here.

720
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,860
[suspense music]

721
00:38:11,927 --> 00:38:12,559
Hello there

722
00:38:12,592 --> 00:38:15,127
- Hello there lover.
- Hello.

723
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,127
He didn't say there'll
be three of us today.

724
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,927
Three of us.

725
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,793
- But I'm fine with three.
- All right, that's me.

726
00:38:21,827 --> 00:38:24,793
Especially if the third
one is as cute as you.

727
00:38:24,827 --> 00:38:25,960
Hello madam, you are?

728
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:29,994
- I'm Purdy.
- Hello Purdy,

729
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,927
and he's my steed.

730
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,593
- Get it? [laughs]
- Oh steed.

731
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,127
Excuse me, madam, madam.

732
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,860
[shushes] Aw, my
baby is sleeping, aw.

733
00:38:45,094 --> 00:38:47,027
Oh, and he's not very warm.

734
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,160
Poor darling.

735
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:52,827
What in the hell's
name is that smell?

736
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:55,425
Oh, it's a rat, it's a dead rat.

737
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:56,960
Does it smell that bad upstairs?

738
00:38:58,593 --> 00:39:00,492
Well, I actually, I don't
think it does actually.

739
00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:01,827
Well thank the lord,

740
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,492
'cause it doesn't
exactly whet my appetite

741
00:39:03,525 --> 00:39:04,927
if you know what I'm saying.

742
00:39:07,593 --> 00:39:08,927
Get my Steedy a blanket,

743
00:39:09,994 --> 00:39:12,927
and join me upstairs. [purrs]

744
00:39:13,827 --> 00:39:16,793
Ms. Purdy, probably I
must tell you I'm, I'm...

745
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,627
Shy honey.

746
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,160
I honestly I'm a
little out of shape,

747
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,927
but I'm just a loss adjuster.

748
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:26,760
Role play, whatever
you want honey.

749
00:39:26,793 --> 00:39:27,960
Yowza!

750
00:39:27,994 --> 00:39:29,894
[laughs]

751
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:34,760
What was that?

752
00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:38,127
What that was Martin,
is the funniest thing

753
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,693
I have ever seen.

754
00:39:39,727 --> 00:39:41,027
How do you know my name?

755
00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:43,593
Hey, you tell me who you are,

756
00:39:43,627 --> 00:39:44,960
and what you're
doing here right now?

757
00:39:44,994 --> 00:39:46,860
Yeah, all right,
keep your hair on.

758
00:39:48,994 --> 00:39:51,827
Oh dear, the smell
of that thing.

759
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:55,894
[Georgia and Mimi chattering]

760
00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:01,660
[doorbell sounds]

761
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,960
Uncle Norman, it's
us, Georgia and Mimi.

762
00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:17,593
Who are you?

763
00:40:17,627 --> 00:40:18,960
Who are you?

764
00:40:18,994 --> 00:40:20,860
Oh, the twins.

765
00:40:20,894 --> 00:40:22,994
Oh, we asked first.

766
00:40:23,027 --> 00:40:25,994
Oh yes, yes, yes,
right, I am, I'm Martin.

767
00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:29,027
- Oh, you're Martin.
- Oh, you're Martin.

768
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,027
Yes, yes.

769
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:34,927
[Georgia and Mimi laugh]

770
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,459
- You look awful.
- I do?

771
00:40:36,493 --> 00:40:37,160
Doesn't he Georgia?

772
00:40:37,194 --> 00:40:38,927
And he smells funny too.

773
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,460
Well, actually I
don't really smell.

774
00:40:40,493 --> 00:40:41,127
It's something.

775
00:40:43,027 --> 00:40:44,793
And I'm sure you know
where everything is.

776
00:40:44,827 --> 00:40:45,693
What am I doing?

777
00:40:45,727 --> 00:40:48,460
[suspense music]

778
00:40:54,027 --> 00:40:57,894
You don't even think
about it, get back in.

779
00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:05,994
Oh, you again?

780
00:41:06,027 --> 00:41:07,894
Didn't your mama
teach you any manners?

781
00:41:07,927 --> 00:41:10,060
How about You try knocking?

782
00:41:10,094 --> 00:41:12,960
I think you do enough
knocking for all of us.

783
00:41:12,994 --> 00:41:15,127
That's very rude young lady.

784
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,960
You can put them away
and then you can scram.

785
00:41:17,994 --> 00:41:20,627
I thought she only
came on Thursdays.

786
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,760
And Mondays honey.

787
00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:24,960
Where's uncle Norman
he owes us 20 quid?

788
00:41:24,994 --> 00:41:27,860
For a service wash
that's robbery.

789
00:41:27,894 --> 00:41:30,894
Yeah well, not all of us
earn our money lying down.

790
00:41:30,927 --> 00:41:34,127
Some of us actually
graft for our money.

791
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,894
Young lady, I never...

792
00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:37,060
Save it.

793
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,927
We really don't wanna know.

794
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,727
Our mom says you're
his strumpet.

795
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,426
[both laughing]

796
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,060
One thing, could you
find a new body lotion?

797
00:41:48,094 --> 00:41:50,060
It's a nightmare to
get off the sheets.

798
00:41:50,094 --> 00:41:50,927
Brats.

799
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,960
- Tart.
- Tart.

800
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,560
[door closes]

801
00:41:54,593 --> 00:41:57,127
[suspense music]

802
00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:01,493
Oh, hello there, how are you?

803
00:42:01,526 --> 00:42:02,793
Uncle Norman owes us 20 quid,

804
00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:03,994
do you know where he is?

805
00:42:04,027 --> 00:42:05,627
He's actually
sleeping right now?

806
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:06,860
Sleeping, where?

807
00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:09,693
Oh, he's the sofa just resting.

808
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:10,860
Can you wake him up?

809
00:42:10,894 --> 00:42:13,426
He's got an aerobics session
with Holly Golightly upstairs,

810
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,094
and she's getting cranky.

811
00:42:15,127 --> 00:42:17,159
Well, I'm sure, I mean, I
don't think he's gonna be up

812
00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:18,593
for that today if I'm honest

813
00:42:18,627 --> 00:42:20,127
but you know what? I can
pay you the 20 pounds.

814
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,526
Oh, that's 20 each.

815
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,526
- Each?
- Yeah.

816
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,593
One second.

817
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:29,159
Here you go.

818
00:42:31,526 --> 00:42:32,927
Oh, what is at stink?

819
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,460
You see it's not me actually,
it's a rat a dead one.

820
00:42:36,493 --> 00:42:38,526
Oh woozy bad.

821
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,526
Let me see.

822
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,727
- Where is it?
- Here you go.

823
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,827
No, you really don't
want to see it.

824
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:42,760
It's dead and it's in the bag.

825
00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:43,994
It's horrible.

826
00:42:44,027 --> 00:42:47,560
You touched it,
bloody disgusting.

827
00:42:47,593 --> 00:42:49,126
Just like your
language young lady,

828
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:50,960
and in front of Norman.

829
00:42:50,994 --> 00:42:52,426
I thought he was sleeping.

830
00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:53,660
Well, yes, he is sleeping.

831
00:42:53,693 --> 00:42:54,593
Well, he can't hear
us then can he?

832
00:42:54,627 --> 00:42:56,460
Yes, have a lovely day goodbye.

833
00:42:57,526 --> 00:43:00,093
- Sucker.
- One born every minute.

834
00:43:01,226 --> 00:43:02,994
[Georgia] Thanks, say
hi to uncle Norman

835
00:43:03,027 --> 00:43:04,093
when he wakes up.

836
00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,927
Little terrors.

837
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,927
Okay, I need to get going.

838
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,126
You're not going anyway
not until you explain

839
00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:11,060
to me what's going on here?

840
00:43:11,093 --> 00:43:13,860
I'll tell you just stop
gripping my Ralphie.

841
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,126
Your what?

842
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:18,159
My hoodie, it's Ralph Lauren.

843
00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:19,393
I like nice clothes.

844
00:43:22,193 --> 00:43:24,660
It looks pretty expensive
for a kid like you.

845
00:43:24,693 --> 00:43:25,793
Perks of the job.

846
00:43:26,927 --> 00:43:29,027
Oh yes, that's
right a hoover man.

847
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:30,660
So how do you know me?

848
00:43:30,693 --> 00:43:32,660
You know more importantly
how do they know me?

849
00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:38,960
Well, Norman was
pretty fond of you.

850
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,593
It's probably how they know
you, me, I know your Angie.

851
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,027
I never actually met you though.

852
00:43:51,059 --> 00:43:52,426
What did you say?

853
00:43:53,226 --> 00:43:55,994
Angie, you mean my wife, Angie?

854
00:43:56,027 --> 00:43:59,093
Yeah, she's shacked
up with my dad now.

855
00:44:01,727 --> 00:44:03,159
You really aint got a clue, huh?

856
00:44:07,093 --> 00:44:08,059
No, I don't,

857
00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:12,593
but it might have something
to do with the fact

858
00:44:12,627 --> 00:44:14,827
of the day I had
before I even got here,

859
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:20,361
and I lost a very
dear friend today.

860
00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:25,026
On top of that, I just
found out that my wife,

861
00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:30,026
my wife is playing
housie with your old man.

862
00:44:30,059 --> 00:44:31,526
Do you really think I don't know

863
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,426
that this suit might not
be the height of fashion?

864
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:36,059
Time is money honey.

865
00:44:37,693 --> 00:44:39,793
What's taking you boys so long.

866
00:44:46,026 --> 00:44:47,026
It's truth time.

867
00:44:49,693 --> 00:44:50,593
What is your name?

868
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,760
Sam.

869
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:59,760
Okay Sam, start talking.

870
00:45:01,059 --> 00:45:03,193
Okay, do you remember

871
00:45:03,227 --> 00:45:08,393
when Angie ran up those
massive credit card bills?

872
00:45:12,159 --> 00:45:13,593
[upbeat music]

873
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,860
♪ I love you, I love
you, I love you ♪

874
00:45:14,894 --> 00:45:16,793
♪ I do ♪

875
00:45:21,126 --> 00:45:21,959
Are you okay, babe.

876
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:25,860
Am I?

877
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,993
I'm just worried that you,

878
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,159
I don't understand Angie
it's a brand new card.

879
00:45:33,194 --> 00:45:36,126
I'm confused how can we
be maxed out already?

880
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,959
Just months on months
and I didn't realise.

881
00:45:43,194 --> 00:45:45,727
It's five [mumbles].

882
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,126
♪ I've got the power ♪

883
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,160
♪ And she's got the energy ♪

884
00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:51,860
Look, I'm sorry.

885
00:45:51,894 --> 00:45:54,560
Just a, you know, it
adds up sometimes.

886
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,526
You need another one?

887
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,460
Hey, Rob.

888
00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:03,993
Rob?

889
00:46:04,026 --> 00:46:05,093
Hey, give us a minute, I'm busy.

890
00:46:05,126 --> 00:46:06,793
All right, another for Angie
and when you get a second

891
00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:08,460
a pint for me, thanks.

892
00:46:08,493 --> 00:46:11,093
[upbeat music]

893
00:46:11,126 --> 00:46:12,627
Where this other guy?

894
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:15,059
Hey, Rob, what's the name
of the guy that works here?

895
00:46:15,093 --> 00:46:15,926
Aiden.

896
00:46:16,793 --> 00:46:18,093
That's his name isn't it?

897
00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:19,093
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

898
00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:20,993
Guys back in Australia, man.

899
00:46:21,026 --> 00:46:23,160
Australia what's he doing there?

900
00:46:23,194 --> 00:46:24,593
He got deported.

901
00:46:24,627 --> 00:46:27,026
[Angie coughs]

902
00:46:27,059 --> 00:46:28,127
He's visa ran out.

903
00:46:29,493 --> 00:46:30,793
It's good riddance to him I say,

904
00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:33,460
lazy flipping jiggalo.

905
00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:35,959
I've got it, its
all right darlin'.

906
00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:37,893
Sweetheart, are you okay?

907
00:46:37,926 --> 00:46:39,460
- Yeah.
- Do you feel all right?

908
00:46:39,493 --> 00:46:40,627
- Yeah, I'm all right.
- Yeah?

909
00:46:43,493 --> 00:46:45,993
[piano music]

910
00:46:49,593 --> 00:46:52,160
He said he loved me, bastard.

911
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:55,727
Oh darling, what bastard?

912
00:46:57,593 --> 00:46:59,727
He promised me we'd set
up home to get there,

913
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,993
he told me he owned the place.

914
00:47:02,593 --> 00:47:05,893
Set up home?
really, the bastard.

915
00:47:07,793 --> 00:47:08,993
He lied to me, Angie,.

916
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,127
He was never coming back.

917
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,993
He was only the bloody barman.

918
00:47:13,959 --> 00:47:17,460
Never, bloody bastard.

919
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,993
He stole 10 grand from me.

920
00:47:22,526 --> 00:47:23,560
10?

921
00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:27,426
Absolute bastards, all of them!

922
00:47:28,227 --> 00:47:30,660
I just don't know how
I'm gonna replace it.

923
00:47:31,959 --> 00:47:33,560
I maxed out on all
my other credit card.

924
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,194
Babe, what?

925
00:47:37,227 --> 00:47:39,460
Just how many cards do you have?

926
00:47:40,526 --> 00:47:42,826
[Angie sighs]

927
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:46,693
Oh, you need help.

928
00:47:46,727 --> 00:47:50,060
You need like, one of
those fixer people.

929
00:47:50,094 --> 00:47:50,893
What?

930
00:47:50,926 --> 00:47:51,893
Not a loan shark, Gilda.

931
00:47:51,926 --> 00:47:53,526
No, no, no, nothing like that.

932
00:48:00,526 --> 00:48:02,993
I can personally recommend him.

933
00:48:04,627 --> 00:48:07,593
We went on a very
hot date last week.

934
00:48:07,627 --> 00:48:08,194
Did you?

935
00:48:08,227 --> 00:48:10,526
Yeah, you're sorted.

936
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,027
That's what he does.

937
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:18,127
Look, Lee has got a
very personal touch.

938
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,493
I gave him nine out of 10.

939
00:48:20,526 --> 00:48:21,560
Huh, only nine.

940
00:48:21,593 --> 00:48:24,660
Well, I'm never going to
give a score of 10, darling.

941
00:48:27,627 --> 00:48:28,959
Lee.

942
00:48:28,994 --> 00:48:30,859
[laughs] Hello, darling.

943
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,727
I'd like to introduce
you to a friend of mine.

944
00:48:35,627 --> 00:48:37,859
Yeah, she's gorgeous.

945
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:42,426
No, I haven't but I can
take a selfie of us.

946
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,094
No.

947
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,693
Oh, sorry, Lee.

948
00:48:45,727 --> 00:48:47,127
She's just gone the bog.

949
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,493
Oh, I mean, she's just
gone to the loo, er

950
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,493
when she comes back, yeah.

951
00:48:51,526 --> 00:48:53,660
Yes, so yes, her name's Angie,

952
00:48:53,693 --> 00:48:56,493
and I'm sure you're
gonna like her.

953
00:48:56,526 --> 00:48:58,027
Known her for ages.

954
00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:00,560
Tomorrow afternoon?

955
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,060
Yeah, yeah, that's great.

956
00:49:03,094 --> 00:49:06,560
Okay, good luck to the
both of you, all right.

957
00:49:06,593 --> 00:49:07,426
Sorted.

958
00:49:09,759 --> 00:49:11,627
Came to my dad to
help pay them off.

959
00:49:13,526 --> 00:49:16,660
I don't understand how did
she arrange to pay him back?

960
00:49:17,994 --> 00:49:19,693
That's probably how I fit in,

961
00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:25,660
because she didn't
have regular income,

962
00:49:25,693 --> 00:49:27,693
he had to come to
another arrangement,

963
00:49:29,693 --> 00:49:30,994
you were the inspiration.

964
00:49:32,227 --> 00:49:33,127
I will tell.

965
00:49:36,627 --> 00:49:37,593
I'll tell you.

966
00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:47,426
The suspense is killing me, Sam.

967
00:49:51,493 --> 00:49:54,627
So 10 grand and you
need it straightaway.

968
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,493
Ideally, yeah.

969
00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,027
What do you do?

970
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:00,826
You spend your old
man's money, yeah?

971
00:50:01,927 --> 00:50:03,127
Something like that.

972
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,660
But you're a bad girl.

973
00:50:12,127 --> 00:50:16,060
Angie, I love to lend you
the money of course I would,

974
00:50:16,094 --> 00:50:20,593
but the big question is, will
you be able to pay me back?

975
00:50:20,627 --> 00:50:22,060
You know, that's
what I'm thinking.

976
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,127
But I have a soft
spot for bad girls,

977
00:50:32,493 --> 00:50:34,426
especially once
as lovely as you.

978
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:35,593
[Angie chuckles]

979
00:50:35,627 --> 00:50:36,960
Let me see what I can do.

980
00:50:37,927 --> 00:50:38,759
Okay.

981
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,792
So does that mean you think
you can help me, Mr. Leicester?

982
00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:48,726
Why don't you call me Lee?

983
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,726
You know what?

984
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:54,726
I think we could work
quite nicely together.

985
00:50:56,593 --> 00:50:59,060
Your old man the loss adjuster.

986
00:50:59,094 --> 00:51:01,027
He could prove to
be quite useful

987
00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:02,659
in our little business venture.

988
00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:06,493
You should have the e-mail.

989
00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:10,759
The burglary has upset them
rather profoundly Mr. Dyer,

990
00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,826
and the Henderson's
are very long standing

991
00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:14,094
and important clients,

992
00:51:14,127 --> 00:51:16,692
and I promised we would
send over our best man.

993
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:19,759
He's really giving
me a hard time.

994
00:51:20,759 --> 00:51:24,692
Please, please, could
you just squeeze them in?

995
00:51:25,426 --> 00:51:27,060
Yeah Polly, I've
got the e-mail here.

996
00:51:27,094 --> 00:51:29,592
Don't worry about it, I'll
sort you out leave it with me.

997
00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:31,560
Okay, bye, bye.

998
00:51:33,659 --> 00:51:34,560
Ah, thank you.

999
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,094
That was Polly another burglary.

1000
00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:38,526
Now.

1001
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,759
I have to get running.

1002
00:51:44,127 --> 00:51:45,127
- Gotta go.
- Okay.

1003
00:51:46,493 --> 00:51:48,094
- I'll be back at six.
- Okay.

1004
00:51:48,127 --> 00:51:49,094
- Love you.
- Love you.

1005
00:51:49,127 --> 00:51:50,127
- Bye.
- Bye.

1006
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,726
[tense music]

1007
00:52:05,626 --> 00:52:06,526
Hey, darling, it's me.

1008
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,860
Ang.

1009
00:52:07,894 --> 00:52:09,692
Yeah, I've got
another one for you.

1010
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,793
Oh yeah.

1011
00:52:12,927 --> 00:52:14,559
All right look,
I'll tell you what,

1012
00:52:14,592 --> 00:52:17,659
why don't you come over
here and take it from there?

1013
00:52:17,692 --> 00:52:19,559
- Yeah.
- Good.

1014
00:52:19,592 --> 00:52:21,726
- All right, I see you soon.
- Yeah.

1015
00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:25,760
Sounds like Ang is coming good.

1016
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,559
Nice.

1017
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,127
Nobody ever gets everything.

1018
00:52:34,726 --> 00:52:37,592
They don't have enough time
or they miss something.

1019
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,860
Miss something,
what do you mean?

1020
00:52:40,894 --> 00:52:43,793
A piece of jewellery
or a piece of art.

1021
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:46,860
Or a painting.

1022
00:52:55,894 --> 00:52:59,127
All right, you get in
there like a ghost,

1023
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,659
quick as you can.

1024
00:53:00,692 --> 00:53:02,160
- Okay.
- Go on in.

1025
00:53:03,194 --> 00:53:04,727
[car door opens]

1026
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,460
[suspense music]

1027
00:54:36,927 --> 00:54:37,827
Come on, Sam.

1028
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,793
[door shuts]

1029
00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:46,127
[tense music]

1030
00:55:04,994 --> 00:55:07,693
[door closes]

1031
00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,027
Sorted?

1032
00:55:41,627 --> 00:55:42,894
[car door closes]

1033
00:55:42,927 --> 00:55:43,960
Sorted.

1034
00:55:44,894 --> 00:55:45,894
[car engine starts]

1035
00:55:45,927 --> 00:55:46,960
Good boy.

1036
00:55:46,994 --> 00:55:49,660
[ominous music]

1037
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,127
I know people like the
Henderson's are properly insured,

1038
00:55:58,459 --> 00:56:00,593
because you were called in,

1039
00:56:00,627 --> 00:56:02,894
so they get paid.

1040
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,960
Angie gets to pay down her loan,

1041
00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:09,827
and I get a bit.

1042
00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:10,994
Everyone's happy.

1043
00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:13,693
Are you sure about that?

1044
00:56:17,127 --> 00:56:20,492
Right, it was over here.

1045
00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:25,060
Mr. Dyer, in your own time.

1046
00:56:26,727 --> 00:56:29,160
I don't know how I actually
didn't notice it, Mr. Dyer.

1047
00:56:31,727 --> 00:56:36,693
For goodness sake, it's been
in my family for generations.

1048
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:37,994
Of course, I understand,
Mr. Anderson.

1049
00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:39,927
It's extremely
unfortunate, I'll be sure...

1050
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:40,994
Unfortunate?

1051
00:56:41,727 --> 00:56:44,560
It's a downright bloody
disgrace, bastards.

1052
00:56:44,593 --> 00:56:45,492
Yeah bastards.

1053
00:56:45,526 --> 00:56:46,994
Did you know?

1054
00:56:47,027 --> 00:56:49,459
This is the second time I've
been burgled in 12 months.

1055
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:52,459
I mean, what do the
police actually do?

1056
00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,493
I'll tell you stopping motorists

1057
00:56:55,526 --> 00:56:57,560
and not catching drug addicts.

1058
00:56:57,593 --> 00:56:59,860
Oh yes I do, drug addicts, yes,

1059
00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:01,960
Yes, I do agree with
you, Mr. Henderson.

1060
00:57:01,994 --> 00:57:03,927
Do you, do you really?

1061
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,760
I don't think you actually do.

1062
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,526
so how much hoovering
have you done, Sam?

1063
00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:23,693
Who might you be?

1064
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:26,894
Actually, he is
just a hoover man.

1065
00:57:26,927 --> 00:57:29,425
Norman never said there
will be three of you,

1066
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:32,060
and anyway you look way
too young for me honey,

1067
00:57:32,094 --> 00:57:33,927
cleaner or not.

1068
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,994
- No.
- Actually, Ms. Purdy,

1069
00:57:36,027 --> 00:57:37,493
he's just a virgin.

1070
00:57:37,526 --> 00:57:38,160
Virgin?

1071
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,827
I can be gentle to you honey.

1072
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:47,927
Oh, my days, I can't
stand the smell in here.

1073
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960
It stinks.

1074
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,526
God, I need some air.

1075
00:58:02,127 --> 00:58:05,426
Tell me you haven't been
robbing from poor Norman.

1076
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:07,094
What?

1077
00:58:07,127 --> 00:58:08,793
No, how could you think that?

1078
00:58:08,827 --> 00:58:10,027
Because you dress
for a robbery, Sam.

1079
00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:12,493
Yeah, I saw you pull out a rat,

1080
00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:13,426
it seemed reasonable.

1081
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,793
So what are you doing here?

1082
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:19,994
I promised Norman I
wouldn't tell you.

1083
00:58:21,727 --> 00:58:24,027
I don't think he'll
hear us anymore, do you?

1084
00:58:25,894 --> 00:58:26,727
I guess.

1085
00:58:27,994 --> 00:58:29,160
A promises is a promise.

1086
00:58:30,627 --> 00:58:33,827
[doorbell dings]

1087
00:58:33,860 --> 00:58:36,593
Now, go and have a look.

1088
00:58:36,627 --> 00:58:37,460
Go on.

1089
00:58:42,994 --> 00:58:44,660
It's the nurse.

1090
00:58:47,693 --> 00:58:50,094
[door opens]

1091
00:58:52,493 --> 00:58:55,894
Hello, Dr. Wicksteed
is expecting me.

1092
00:58:55,927 --> 00:58:57,526
A nurse.

1093
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,460
Yes, I have an appointment.

1094
00:58:59,493 --> 00:59:02,060
He didn't mention
no medical fetish,

1095
00:59:02,094 --> 00:59:04,060
and I just don't
do girl on girl.

1096
00:59:05,627 --> 00:59:07,693
Sorry, I think there's
been some confusion now...

1097
00:59:07,727 --> 00:59:08,627
Look at you.

1098
00:59:09,526 --> 00:59:11,060
Can you make more effort?

1099
00:59:11,094 --> 00:59:15,660
Heels, stockings, damn liberty.

1100
00:59:16,526 --> 00:59:18,094
I've had enough.

1101
00:59:18,126 --> 00:59:18,960
Sorry.

1102
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,560
I can't just leave.

1103
00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:25,060
I'm so sorry.

1104
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:28,393
Please, come in and
do excuse the smell.

1105
00:59:29,159 --> 00:59:31,660
Oh, what's causing it?

1106
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:33,526
Oh, decaying flesh, I'd imagine.

1107
00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:37,094
Oh my God, when did it happen?

1108
00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:39,093
Well I don't know exactly, but
it's good we've wrapped it up

1109
00:59:39,126 --> 00:59:41,460
in plastic bags and
it's ready to throw,

1110
00:59:41,493 --> 00:59:43,027
so it's fine.

1111
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,660
Sorry, I need to
do an examination.

1112
00:59:44,693 --> 00:59:46,027
What do you need to do that?

1113
00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:47,060
Hold on?

1114
00:59:47,093 --> 00:59:47,894
You're gonna have to pay me,

1115
00:59:47,927 --> 00:59:50,093
'cause I'm not waiting
here any longer.

1116
00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:53,126
And if my Steedy has decided
to get himself a new playmate,

1117
00:59:53,159 --> 00:59:54,526
No he's actually...

1118
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,126
then you're gonna
have to compensate me.

1119
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,393
How much?

1120
01:00:04,027 --> 01:00:06,060
Just 100 to you sweetheart.

1121
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,426
Give my best to Steedy
won't you for me.

1122
01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:32,693
Oh, and keep that cute little
virgin boy 'til next time,

1123
01:00:32,727 --> 01:00:33,927
won't you?

1124
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,927
Thanks Ms. Purdy.

1125
01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:45,059
[Martin sighs]

1126
01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:49,793
[door closes]

1127
01:00:49,827 --> 01:00:52,159
[somber music]

1128
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:59,426
Oh bless you Dr. Wicksteed.

1129
01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:01,493
I was just being too silly,

1130
01:01:01,526 --> 01:01:02,994
I thought you were
talking about a rat.

1131
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:05,493
We just removed a rat from
under the floorboards.

1132
01:01:06,927 --> 01:01:09,126
I'm so sorry for your loss,

1133
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:11,026
and I didn't get here sooner.

1134
01:01:11,059 --> 01:01:12,059
Hey, what?

1135
01:01:15,593 --> 01:01:17,493
You weren't expecting
it to be so sudden.

1136
01:01:17,526 --> 01:01:19,894
Well, I wasn't really
expecting it at all.

1137
01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:20,993
He didn't tell you?

1138
01:01:24,059 --> 01:01:25,927
I'm so sorry, tell me what?

1139
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,526
[somber music]

1140
01:01:33,993 --> 01:01:36,493
It was only a matter of days.

1141
01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,993
He insisted he remained at home.

1142
01:01:41,193 --> 01:01:42,993
You mean he knew he was dying?

1143
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,393
Yes.

1144
01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:49,393
You're Martin, aren't you?

1145
01:01:50,593 --> 01:01:51,693
Yes, yes, I am.

1146
01:01:52,894 --> 01:01:55,126
He said he wanted to see
you before he passed.

1147
01:01:58,159 --> 01:01:59,660
I'm so glad that he did.

1148
01:02:01,493 --> 01:02:02,593
So am I, thank you.

1149
01:02:04,827 --> 01:02:05,693
Bless you, Norman.

1150
01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:09,560
[fire crackling]

1151
01:02:13,727 --> 01:02:16,194
I'm so sorry, you've been
called out unnecessarily.

1152
01:02:16,227 --> 01:02:17,426
The coroner is on his way now,

1153
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:19,460
so I think he was
just panicking,

1154
01:02:19,493 --> 01:02:20,426
he didn't know what to do.

1155
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:21,827
Hello there.

1156
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:24,026
I'm sorry, we don't
take dead bodies.

1157
01:02:25,059 --> 01:02:25,860
What?

1158
01:02:25,894 --> 01:02:27,160
You don't take what?

1159
01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:29,926
Martin, it's all right,
the coroner is on his way.

1160
01:02:30,793 --> 01:02:32,093
Okay.

1161
01:02:32,126 --> 01:02:34,493
Please don't worry
about anything.

1162
01:02:34,526 --> 01:02:35,827
Dr. Wicksteed made sure

1163
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,194
that all the arrangements
were in place.

1164
01:02:37,227 --> 01:02:38,426
- Oh, he did?
- Mm-hmm.

1165
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:39,894
Okay, good, that's
very reassuring.

1166
01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:40,793
Thank you for letting me know.

1167
01:02:40,827 --> 01:02:41,660
Thank you.

1168
01:02:45,894 --> 01:02:46,727
Oh, shit.

1169
01:02:48,059 --> 01:02:50,627
- I'm sorry.
- You need a new car mate.

1170
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:52,727
I need a new everything, Sam.

1171
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,526
Right, come on, help you
change it for the spare.

1172
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,727
Oh, I don't have a spare.

1173
01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:00,660
I guess it's the
bus for you then.

1174
01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:01,493
Yes.

1175
01:03:03,627 --> 01:03:06,160
Sam, I really don't mean to pry,

1176
01:03:06,194 --> 01:03:08,593
but you really haven't
told me anything.

1177
01:03:08,627 --> 01:03:09,460
Yeah, I know.

1178
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,093
I promised Norman.

1179
01:03:12,127 --> 01:03:13,827
Yes, jeez I know you said that.

1180
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:15,893
And you know I really
do respect that,

1181
01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:18,693
but I just want some
closure, you know,

1182
01:03:18,727 --> 01:03:20,993
maybe some understanding
if that makes sense.

1183
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,793
I see why Norman liked you.

1184
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,593
You do?

1185
01:03:29,526 --> 01:03:30,760
[van engine starts]

1186
01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:33,460
[ambient music]

1187
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:51,026
You know, I do understand,
a promises is a promise,

1188
01:03:53,493 --> 01:03:55,493
but Norman meant so much to me.

1189
01:03:58,859 --> 01:04:01,393
What kind of work
did you do for him?

1190
01:04:03,627 --> 01:04:05,859
I know this might come as a bit

1191
01:04:05,893 --> 01:04:07,493
of a surprise to you, Martin,

1192
01:04:08,526 --> 01:04:09,727
but our dear old Norman,

1193
01:04:11,026 --> 01:04:12,959
he wasn't quite what
he appeared to be.

1194
01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:16,460
What do you mean?

1195
01:04:16,493 --> 01:04:18,127
Look, I've got to go, I'll
catch up with you later.

1196
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,593
What do you mean, Sam, Sam.

1197
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:31,926
[Man] [mumbles] for Christmas.

1198
01:04:31,959 --> 01:04:33,426
Come on, get to it.

1199
01:04:34,826 --> 01:04:36,493
What's in the bag, mate?

1200
01:04:36,526 --> 01:04:37,460
Another lottery, aye.

1201
01:04:37,493 --> 01:04:38,893
- What do you got?
- No, no, no.

1202
01:04:38,926 --> 01:04:39,826
- What's in the bag?
- Listen, I gotta get home.

1203
01:04:39,859 --> 01:04:41,060
No, nothing's in the bag.

1204
01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:42,027
- What's in the bag?
- Do you know him?

1205
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:42,959
- Who?
- Sam, what's in the bag?

1206
01:04:42,993 --> 01:04:43,760
You want a lift or something.

1207
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:44,959
Nothing's in the bag?

1208
01:04:44,993 --> 01:04:46,060
It don't look like
nothing to me.

1209
01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:48,094
- Nothing.
- What's in the bag?

1210
01:04:48,127 --> 01:04:49,593
Come on.

1211
01:04:49,627 --> 01:04:50,593
I'm just, I'm going home,
I'm trying to get home,

1212
01:04:50,627 --> 01:04:51,526
that's what I'm doing.

1213
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,493
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1214
01:04:55,526 --> 01:04:56,426
Go on.

1215
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,094
Take it if I can go home.

1216
01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:58,027
- Yeah.
- Just take it.

1217
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:58,993
- Sod off.
- Okay.

1218
01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:05,160
Kinky.

1219
01:05:07,526 --> 01:05:08,760
So what is there?

1220
01:05:08,792 --> 01:05:10,792
God only knows, but if
it's wrapped up this good,

1221
01:05:10,826 --> 01:05:12,660
it must be must
be pretty special.

1222
01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:16,460
Geez man, what is that stink.

1223
01:05:19,194 --> 01:05:20,027
Oh my God.

1224
01:05:21,593 --> 01:05:24,127
[suspense music]

1225
01:05:46,826 --> 01:05:48,127
Oh hello.

1226
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,660
What's happening?

1227
01:05:49,693 --> 01:05:51,926
I'll explain, please close
the door, close the door.

1228
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,726
[suspense music]

1229
01:05:56,127 --> 01:05:59,060
Hey, have you seen a punk
in a shitty grey suit?

1230
01:05:59,094 --> 01:06:01,960
Oh, I don't think so, no, sorry.

1231
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,493
It's all over my hands.

1232
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:11,526
[sinister music]

1233
01:06:12,194 --> 01:06:14,693
[jolly music]

1234
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:27,160
Hello, hello, hello
is anyone there.

1235
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,493
[suspense music]

1236
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,960
- Hello.
- Hello.

1237
01:06:46,994 --> 01:06:48,426
- They're gone?
- Yes.

1238
01:06:48,460 --> 01:06:49,094
Come on.

1239
01:06:50,826 --> 01:06:52,160
- Here you go.
- Thank you so much.

1240
01:06:52,194 --> 01:06:52,994
You too.

1241
01:06:53,027 --> 01:06:54,493
That's very kind of you.

1242
01:06:54,526 --> 01:06:55,560
You're welcome, Martin.

1243
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,627
We know each other?

1244
01:07:00,659 --> 01:07:03,859
Yes, you bought some
flowers from me a while back

1245
01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:05,160
for your anniversary.

1246
01:07:07,526 --> 01:07:08,127
I'm Emily.

1247
01:07:09,627 --> 01:07:12,792
Well, you have a very,
very good memory, Emily.

1248
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,894
- You have such a lovely name.
- Thank you.

1249
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,826
[chuckles] I remember now.

1250
01:07:20,593 --> 01:07:21,894
The declined credit card.

1251
01:07:21,927 --> 01:07:24,593
- Yeah.
- Oh, so embarrassing.

1252
01:07:24,627 --> 01:07:25,994
So was I right,

1253
01:07:26,027 --> 01:07:28,160
did your wife have a
little surprise for you?

1254
01:07:28,194 --> 01:07:31,626
Oh yes, quite a big one.

1255
01:07:31,659 --> 01:07:32,460
That's nice.

1256
01:07:32,493 --> 01:07:33,960
No, not really,

1257
01:07:33,994 --> 01:07:36,060
but everybody must
think I'm crazy.

1258
01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:38,493
I'm so sorry, I've had
quite a bit of a day.

1259
01:07:39,994 --> 01:07:40,894
This is so sweet of you.

1260
01:07:40,927 --> 01:07:42,560
What do I owe you for this?

1261
01:07:42,593 --> 01:07:44,927
Oh no, It's my treat for
locking you in the black hole.

1262
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,826
Well, actually, I'm kind
of glad you did. [laughs]

1263
01:07:55,994 --> 01:07:57,493
Shall I hold this for you?

1264
01:07:58,526 --> 01:07:59,726
Why were they chasing you?

1265
01:08:01,493 --> 01:08:04,792
Well, kind of a strange story.

1266
01:08:04,827 --> 01:08:06,960
I gave them a dead rat in a bag.

1267
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:09,493
[both laughing]

1268
01:08:09,526 --> 01:08:12,560
I do, true story, I'll
explain I promise.

1269
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,094
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1270
01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:19,626
But it looks like something
stronger is in order.

1271
01:08:20,894 --> 01:08:22,460
Can I buy you a drink?

1272
01:08:23,493 --> 01:08:26,827
Be spontaneous, there is
no dress rehearsal in life,

1273
01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:27,692
this is it.

1274
01:08:28,927 --> 01:08:31,827
Oh, I'd love to, but
I can't I'm so sorry.

1275
01:08:33,559 --> 01:08:34,759
Yes, yes, of course.

1276
01:08:34,793 --> 01:08:36,793
Your wife will be
expecting you and...

1277
01:08:36,827 --> 01:08:38,027
Oh no, no, no, no,

1278
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,592
she's actually not
expecting me at all.

1279
01:08:41,559 --> 01:08:42,493
Look to be honest.

1280
01:08:42,526 --> 01:08:43,793
I really just don't think

1281
01:08:43,827 --> 01:08:45,927
I'll be very good company
this evening that's all.

1282
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,559
Of course.

1283
01:08:47,592 --> 01:08:48,559
Yeah, I understand.

1284
01:08:49,227 --> 01:08:50,759
Another time maybe?

1285
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:51,592
Sure.

1286
01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:53,127
You know where I am.

1287
01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:55,927
Yes, I do.

1288
01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:58,426
Yes, I do.

1289
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,726
Well, do you need any help?

1290
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:01,793
Don't.

1291
01:09:03,659 --> 01:09:05,592
Good night, Emily.

1292
01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:06,860
Good night, Martin.

1293
01:09:06,894 --> 01:09:09,692
[ambient music]

1294
01:09:29,793 --> 01:09:31,793
Any spare change mate?

1295
01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,460
Oh, change, change.

1296
01:09:33,493 --> 01:09:34,760
Oh, I see, you know what?

1297
01:09:34,793 --> 01:09:35,860
I actually don't
have any change,

1298
01:09:35,894 --> 01:09:37,094
but I would give it to you...

1299
01:09:37,127 --> 01:09:39,760
Yeah right, what? just
a wallet full of notes.

1300
01:09:39,793 --> 01:09:40,659
Have a great day.

1301
01:09:40,692 --> 01:09:41,592
What!

1302
01:09:41,626 --> 01:09:43,127
What are we talking about?

1303
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,827
I mean what use would I
have for my own money, huh?

1304
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:48,460
Oh here, here, here take it.

1305
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,960
I'm sick of this.

1306
01:09:50,994 --> 01:09:53,426
Aye, thanks you didn't have
to be be snarky about it.

1307
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,127
- It's nearly Christmas.
- Snarky?

1308
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,460
What the, I was being snarky?

1309
01:09:56,492 --> 01:09:58,127
Yeah, you were.

1310
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,592
We're homeless,
we've got nothing.

1311
01:10:00,626 --> 01:10:01,760
Well, you want me to treat
you like God almighty

1312
01:10:01,793 --> 01:10:03,492
because you dropped
me a few quid.

1313
01:10:03,525 --> 01:10:05,727
It's not a few quid,
it's all I've got left,

1314
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,060
you hear me, everything.

1315
01:10:07,094 --> 01:10:09,860
What are you talking
about it's all I had.

1316
01:10:09,894 --> 01:10:11,027
Calm down mate.

1317
01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:15,160
Briefcase, suit, what are you
an accountant or something?

1318
01:10:15,194 --> 01:10:17,693
Oh, of course, of course,
I didn't please you, sir.

1319
01:10:17,727 --> 01:10:18,760
I didn't please you.

1320
01:10:18,793 --> 01:10:19,927
I wasn't generous
enough was I, huh?

1321
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,492
Take the bloody suit,
I don't want it.

1322
01:10:22,525 --> 01:10:23,160
I'm sick of it.

1323
01:10:23,194 --> 01:10:24,525
I don't want it either.

1324
01:10:26,127 --> 01:10:27,559
What do you mean
you don't want it?

1325
01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:28,860
Suit's not exactly
well tailored is it?

1326
01:10:28,894 --> 01:10:30,860
And anyway it's no use
without the trousers.

1327
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,827
I don't believe this.

1328
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:35,793
Such wisdom, such wisdom.

1329
01:10:35,827 --> 01:10:37,727
No suit without trousers.

1330
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,559
How bloody wise of you.

1331
01:10:39,592 --> 01:10:41,160
Here, hey, you know what?

1332
01:10:41,194 --> 01:10:44,459
Here take 'em, take
'em I don't need it.

1333
01:10:44,492 --> 01:10:47,492
Here, have my bloody shoes,

1334
01:10:47,525 --> 01:10:49,559
and I've got a good idea what
you're gonna ask for next.

1335
01:10:49,592 --> 01:10:51,827
Do you want the shirt
off a back, huh, is that?

1336
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:52,727
That's what everyone does to me.

1337
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:53,994
Huh, here we go.

1338
01:10:54,027 --> 01:10:55,459
How do you like this
one, has it suit you?

1339
01:10:55,492 --> 01:10:57,660
You think it's nice, huh?

1340
01:10:57,693 --> 01:10:58,760
You like this one?

1341
01:10:58,793 --> 01:10:59,793
Here we go.

1342
01:10:59,827 --> 01:11:00,626
Here we go.

1343
01:11:01,994 --> 01:11:03,425
You like that.

1344
01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:04,860
Here, just take
the bloody thing.

1345
01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:09,559
Anything else I can do for you.

1346
01:11:09,592 --> 01:11:10,525
Happy Christmas.

1347
01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:15,525
It's got no buttons on it now.

1348
01:11:18,827 --> 01:11:20,627
[sirens wailing]

1349
01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:22,960
[piano music]

1350
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:40,660
[somber music]

1351
01:12:52,627 --> 01:12:53,459
come on.

1352
01:12:55,227 --> 01:12:58,027
[somber music]

1353
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,627
Sorry, governor.

1354
01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:06,927
[ambient music]

1355
01:14:31,827 --> 01:14:34,493
[ominous music]

1356
01:14:46,627 --> 01:14:48,760
[Martin] Once upon a time,

1357
01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:51,127
a very wealthy man had
the great misfortune

1358
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,927
to fall out of a plane.

1359
01:14:54,526 --> 01:14:58,426
As he fell the wind stripped
him of his designer suit,

1360
01:14:59,226 --> 01:15:01,027
his Italian patent shoes,

1361
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:06,094
crocodile wallet, gold
watch, everything.

1362
01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:13,760
And when he eventually hit the
Earth he was all but naked.

1363
01:15:13,793 --> 01:15:16,159
[somber music]

1364
01:15:53,493 --> 01:15:55,994
[door buzzes]

1365
01:15:59,493 --> 01:16:02,693
You're pawning or
you're selling?

1366
01:16:02,727 --> 01:16:03,894
I'm selling.

1367
01:16:13,060 --> 01:16:15,060
You know what they say

1368
01:16:15,827 --> 01:16:18,126
there's plenty of
fish in the sea,

1369
01:16:22,994 --> 01:16:26,927
if you fancy a swim let me know.

1370
01:16:32,994 --> 01:16:34,460
[piano music]

1371
01:16:34,493 --> 01:16:37,060
[bell tolling]

1372
01:17:12,793 --> 01:17:13,627
Hello.

1373
01:17:20,894 --> 01:17:22,027
Nice.

1374
01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:25,627
Tell me about Norman and the
kind of work you did for him.

1375
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:27,193
It can wait until he's buried.

1376
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:30,727
No, because I think now
he might appreciate you

1377
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,126
telling me the truth, Sam.

1378
01:17:33,159 --> 01:17:34,460
They were on to him.

1379
01:17:36,593 --> 01:17:37,426
Who?

1380
01:17:38,727 --> 01:17:39,560
Everyone.

1381
01:17:42,226 --> 01:17:43,460
Why?

1382
01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:46,860
He had fake patients
on his books.

1383
01:17:46,894 --> 01:17:47,727
What?

1384
01:17:54,793 --> 01:17:56,093
Ghost patients.

1385
01:17:56,126 --> 01:17:57,693
Now, I know what you mean.

1386
01:17:57,727 --> 01:17:58,927
Like you don't know what I mean.

1387
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,827
They were literally ghosts.

1388
01:18:01,727 --> 01:18:05,426
[knock on door]

1389
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,059
Come in.

1390
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:11,059
Anna, how very kind.

1391
01:18:11,093 --> 01:18:13,526
I take it I'm finished.

1392
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,460
Yes, that's your lot
for today, doctor.

1393
01:18:15,493 --> 01:18:17,660
Well, you get yourself
off home now then.

1394
01:18:18,993 --> 01:18:21,026
Don't work too late.

1395
01:18:21,059 --> 01:18:22,193
Good night, Anna.

1396
01:18:22,227 --> 01:18:25,093
[ambient music]

1397
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,827
[Norman sighs]

1398
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:40,159
[piano music]

1399
01:18:53,894 --> 01:18:56,393
[organ music]

1400
01:19:00,693 --> 01:19:03,727
Good afternoon, nice to see you.

1401
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,059
Nice to see you.

1402
01:19:05,093 --> 01:19:06,526
Good afternoon.

1403
01:19:09,093 --> 01:19:11,426
I didn't know you
was a real vicar.

1404
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:13,493
Good afternoon.

1405
01:19:13,526 --> 01:19:16,160
Don't worry, your
secret's safe with me.

1406
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,059
Nice to see you, good afternoon.

1407
01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:26,727
You're in church ain't
you got no shame.

1408
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,493
You need to put those
creased up baps away.

1409
01:19:30,526 --> 01:19:31,560
Excuse me.

1410
01:19:36,493 --> 01:19:39,460
Oh, dum dum and dudu.

1411
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:41,827
- Whatever.
- Whatever.

1412
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:44,560
[organ music]

1413
01:19:51,827 --> 01:19:53,460
Why would he do that?

1414
01:19:53,493 --> 01:19:55,160
Suppose he wanted
to help people.

1415
01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,660
I'm lost Sam.

1416
01:20:02,493 --> 01:20:04,727
Have you heard of
the postcode lottery?

1417
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:06,127
Mm-hmm.

1418
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,693
Different people were
eligible for different levels

1419
01:20:08,727 --> 01:20:10,493
of care depending
on where they live.

1420
01:20:10,526 --> 01:20:11,660
Yeah, I know that's terrible.

1421
01:20:13,526 --> 01:20:18,526
Well, Norman would write
prescriptions for dead patients

1422
01:20:22,493 --> 01:20:24,526
in order to give
medicines to patients

1423
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,959
who weren't eligible for them.

1424
01:20:29,526 --> 01:20:32,926
I'd pick up the prescriptions
and drop them off.

1425
01:20:34,959 --> 01:20:37,893
Hey, that means you know
about Norman's condition.

1426
01:20:37,926 --> 01:20:38,727
What?

1427
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:39,560
No.

1428
01:20:39,593 --> 01:20:43,060
Look, I was just skint.

1429
01:20:45,826 --> 01:20:47,526
When a doctor offers
you some pocket money

1430
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,493
you don't just assume he's bent.

1431
01:20:49,526 --> 01:20:53,693
Sam, didn't you consider
getting a proper job, Sam?

1432
01:20:53,727 --> 01:20:54,660
- I can't.
- Why?

1433
01:20:54,693 --> 01:20:56,194
'Cause I'm still in school.

1434
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:57,026
What?

1435
01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:57,859
Jesus!

1436
01:21:00,893 --> 01:21:01,693
Sorry.

1437
01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:17,760
I'd like to extend a very
warm welcome to all of you,

1438
01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:21,826
as we gather in united
grief to mourn the loss

1439
01:21:21,859 --> 01:21:25,792
and celebrate the life
of Dr. Norman Wicksteed.

1440
01:21:26,993 --> 01:21:29,160
So, you knew what
Norman was up to?

1441
01:21:29,194 --> 01:21:32,493
No, I just thought
he was a doctor.

1442
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:36,560
It's fraud, Sam.

1443
01:21:36,593 --> 01:21:37,627
I know.

1444
01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,593
- They caught him.
- Who?

1445
01:21:42,627 --> 01:21:44,560
Some tosser shopped him.

1446
01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:50,426
A lot of the letters you
picked up in his house.

1447
01:21:50,460 --> 01:21:52,493
Yeah, I saw them.

1448
01:21:52,526 --> 01:21:57,426
A lot of them were bills
but, I guess why pay them

1449
01:22:02,593 --> 01:22:05,393
when you know you're gonna die.

1450
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:14,627
- Some of them,
- [Priest] At the age of 18.

1451
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:18,127
some of them were from lawyers.

1452
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,959
The doctors were
taking legal action

1453
01:22:21,693 --> 01:22:23,693
cost the government
a small fortune,

1454
01:22:25,926 --> 01:22:28,660
They wanted it back.

1455
01:22:28,693 --> 01:22:30,792
[Priest] He believed that
his particular talent,

1456
01:22:30,826 --> 01:22:32,060
Oh Norman.

1457
01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:35,127
were best served in
the care of people,

1458
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:38,094
and the healing of the sick.

1459
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:40,826
He enrolled in
many good schools.

1460
01:22:40,859 --> 01:22:42,493
His heart was in the right
place, wasn't it Sam.

1461
01:22:42,526 --> 01:22:45,027
[Priest] And qualified
as a general practitioner

1462
01:22:45,060 --> 01:22:46,127
in the 1970s.

1463
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,994
- Always was.
- His practice

1464
01:22:48,027 --> 01:22:49,560
Yeah.

1465
01:22:52,526 --> 01:22:55,627
His health declined
in late '80s,

1466
01:22:55,660 --> 01:22:56,593
but he never lost his
[mumbles] passion.

1467
01:22:56,627 --> 01:22:59,526
It doesn't make sense Martin.

1468
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,027
One of the hardest
things about life.

1469
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:04,660
[Priest] Norman was an
anonymous author I believe.

1470
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,127
- It'll be okay.
- [Priest] Which best sums up Norman

1471
01:23:09,493 --> 01:23:14,027
to know even one life
has breathed easier

1472
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,426
because you have lived.

1473
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,094
This is to have succeeded.

1474
01:23:24,759 --> 01:23:27,027
In the name of our
Lord, Jesus Christ.

1475
01:23:28,859 --> 01:23:31,560
Amen.

1476
01:23:31,593 --> 01:23:32,692
[Sam sniffles]

1477
01:23:32,726 --> 01:23:35,160
[Purdy sobs]

1478
01:23:41,759 --> 01:23:44,460
[piano music]

1479
01:24:06,692 --> 01:24:07,726
Doing okay?

1480
01:24:11,127 --> 01:24:12,659
He was well liked was Norman.

1481
01:24:15,659 --> 01:24:17,560
A lot of people
paying their respects.

1482
01:24:21,060 --> 01:24:23,626
He must have helped
a lot of people.

1483
01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:24,792
I'm sure he did.

1484
01:24:26,493 --> 01:24:28,860
[Sam sniffles]

1485
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,060
They were gonna take everything,

1486
01:24:33,094 --> 01:24:34,626
seize it all and sell it.

1487
01:24:34,659 --> 01:24:37,160
[piano music]

1488
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:40,560
That's what they do
these days, right?

1489
01:24:42,127 --> 01:24:42,960
Come on.

1490
01:24:45,659 --> 01:24:47,659
What are they gonna do
take his house, his car?

1491
01:24:47,692 --> 01:24:49,759
No, not his car.

1492
01:24:51,060 --> 01:24:51,894
Why not?

1493
01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:54,127
He transferred it to me.

1494
01:24:56,659 --> 01:24:59,659
He arranged for the
papers, the logbook,

1495
01:24:59,692 --> 01:25:02,659
and the keys to
me, post it to me.

1496
01:25:02,692 --> 01:25:04,626
At first I thought
it was a joke,

1497
01:25:04,659 --> 01:25:08,994
but I saw the previous owner
was Norman, It all made sense.

1498
01:25:10,493 --> 01:25:11,426
He didn't tell you.

1499
01:25:12,827 --> 01:25:13,659
No.

1500
01:25:16,759 --> 01:25:17,626
The way he was.

1501
01:25:18,726 --> 01:25:20,393
Really nice thing to do.

1502
01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:22,592
Yes, it was.

1503
01:25:25,094 --> 01:25:26,692
I just need to pass my test now.

1504
01:25:26,726 --> 01:25:27,860
That's the easy part.

1505
01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:33,659
Oh, this was in the glovebox.

1506
01:25:35,793 --> 01:25:38,027
Strict instructions
to give it to you.

1507
01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:39,793
- From Norman?
- Yeah.

1508
01:25:42,793 --> 01:25:43,793
Bless him.

1509
01:25:44,860 --> 01:25:46,827
[piano music]

1510
01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:51,860
Oh, and also all the
claims on the house.

1511
01:25:52,827 --> 01:25:53,726
he faked those.

1512
01:25:56,793 --> 01:25:59,060
Like I said there was
no one living upstairs,

1513
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:02,592
it's just him.

1514
01:26:03,726 --> 01:26:04,827
Just alone, huh?

1515
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,094
Bless his heart.

1516
01:26:09,692 --> 01:26:12,127
I never checked I just thought
he was telling me the truth.

1517
01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:14,060
Yeah.

1518
01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:19,727
He was a really lonely but
very, very kind old man.

1519
01:26:23,994 --> 01:26:24,827
Yes, he was

1520
01:26:26,793 --> 01:26:27,960
You're not going to the wake?

1521
01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:33,525
No, it's not really my thing.

1522
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:40,160
It's not mine either Sam.

1523
01:26:40,194 --> 01:26:41,027
I'll see you.

1524
01:26:43,860 --> 01:26:46,160
[piano music]

1525
01:26:57,659 --> 01:27:00,860
You know there's only one
cure for a fall, Martin,

1526
01:27:00,894 --> 01:27:02,827
get back on the horse.

1527
01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:04,827
You really should learn

1528
01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:07,559
to appreciate the
value of your virtues.

1529
01:27:08,894 --> 01:27:12,525
Be spontaneous, there is
no dress rehearsal in life,

1530
01:27:12,559 --> 01:27:13,559
this is it.

1531
01:27:13,592 --> 01:27:16,060
[uplifting music]

1532
01:27:38,559 --> 01:27:39,894
Hello.

1533
01:27:39,927 --> 01:27:40,760
Hello.

1534
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,894
It's a lot more fun being
this side of the door

1535
01:27:43,927 --> 01:27:45,027
than it is over there.

1536
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:47,927
Hey, you look very smart.

1537
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,459
I hardly recognize you.

1538
01:27:49,492 --> 01:27:52,727
It's either a
wedding or a funeral?

1539
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,094
Well, unfortunately it's a...

1540
01:27:54,127 --> 01:27:56,860
- Oh, it's a funeral.
- Yeah.

1541
01:27:56,894 --> 01:27:58,559
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

1542
01:27:59,727 --> 01:28:03,194
Is there anything that I can do?

1543
01:28:03,227 --> 01:28:04,592
Well, I need a drink,

1544
01:28:04,627 --> 01:28:06,459
and I thought it would be lovely

1545
01:28:06,492 --> 01:28:08,927
if you have time of
course to join me.

1546
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,127
Well, I'm only buying
if you promise not

1547
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:12,060
to kick it over.

1548
01:28:12,994 --> 01:28:16,660
Sounds fair, but I think
I owe you, come on.

1549
01:28:21,194 --> 01:28:24,860
♪ Silent night ♪

1550
01:28:24,894 --> 01:28:28,960
♪ Holy night ♪

1551
01:28:28,994 --> 01:28:32,894
♪ All is calm ♪

1552
01:28:32,927 --> 01:28:36,994
♪ All is bright ♪

1553
01:28:37,027 --> 01:28:40,094
♪ Round yon virgin ♪

1554
01:28:40,927 --> 01:28:42,459
Merry Christmas.

1555
01:28:46,127 --> 01:28:48,094
- Thank you.
- Of course.

1556
01:28:48,127 --> 01:28:50,525
I think it's this way actually.

1557
01:28:50,559 --> 01:28:51,827
Warmer in here.

1558
01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:56,160
Here we are.

1559
01:28:59,593 --> 01:29:00,492
Hello sir, how are you?

1560
01:29:00,525 --> 01:29:02,425
Good, thanks, how are you?

1561
01:29:02,459 --> 01:29:03,560
I'm good, thank you.

1562
01:29:04,525 --> 01:29:05,894
What would you like?

1563
01:29:05,927 --> 01:29:07,127
Surprise me.

1564
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,727
In that case, I think
a bottle of champagne.

1565
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,627
- Champagne?
- Yeah.

1566
01:29:10,660 --> 01:29:11,560
- Sure.
- Thanks.

1567
01:29:11,593 --> 01:29:15,760
Wow, you didn't need to do that.

1568
01:29:15,793 --> 01:29:16,994
I thought it would be fun.

1569
01:29:18,727 --> 01:29:21,525
Yeah, would you
excuse me a moment?

1570
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,793
Sure, okay, sure.

1571
01:29:23,827 --> 01:29:25,459
I'll bring it outside to
your table if you like.

1572
01:29:25,492 --> 01:29:29,894
Thank you, sir, it's
very nice of you.

1573
01:29:29,927 --> 01:29:31,660
You've put your hair
down it looks beautiful.

1574
01:29:31,693 --> 01:29:33,027
Oh, thank you.

1575
01:29:34,627 --> 01:29:35,560
Thank you sir.

1576
01:29:36,459 --> 01:29:37,593
Have a wonderful evening, sir.

1577
01:29:37,627 --> 01:29:38,994
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.

1578
01:29:46,927 --> 01:29:47,960
What's wrong?

1579
01:29:48,894 --> 01:29:49,927
Nothing.

1580
01:29:52,526 --> 01:29:53,593
Actually, everything,

1581
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:57,860
but right now nothing.

1582
01:30:03,927 --> 01:30:06,860
Do you mind me asking who died?

1583
01:30:06,894 --> 01:30:08,459
He was a client.

1584
01:30:13,094 --> 01:30:15,094
Actually he was a dear friend.

1585
01:30:18,793 --> 01:30:19,727
His name is Norman.

1586
01:30:20,894 --> 01:30:22,160
I'm so sorry.

1587
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:24,660
Thank you.

1588
01:30:24,693 --> 01:30:25,860
He was very sick.

1589
01:30:25,894 --> 01:30:28,459
I just, I didn't know
he never told me.

1590
01:30:31,994 --> 01:30:32,894
To new beginnings.

1591
01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:36,994
Yeah, absolutely.

1592
01:30:37,027 --> 01:30:38,060
[glasses clinking]

1593
01:30:44,593 --> 01:30:49,094
You know, my life has
been pretty terrible

1594
01:30:49,127 --> 01:30:50,560
for some time now.

1595
01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:56,760
The day that Norman died
it was a crazy day probably

1596
01:30:56,793 --> 01:30:58,793
if not the worst day of my life,

1597
01:31:02,127 --> 01:31:06,927
and then you know, you,
you saved me. [laughs]

1598
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:10,127
I've been thinking about this
story of this very wealthy man

1599
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,894
who'd unfortunately
fallen from an airplane.

1600
01:31:12,927 --> 01:31:14,426
Oh my God.

1601
01:31:14,460 --> 01:31:16,960
He had a clearly much
worse day than mine,

1602
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:22,827
but as he fell to Earth the
force of the wind stripped him

1603
01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:26,060
off everything; his crocodile
wallet, his gold watch,

1604
01:31:26,094 --> 01:31:29,094
his Italian shoes, designer
suit, all of it gone.

1605
01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:34,460
And then he finally
hit the Earth,

1606
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:38,060
and they found him all
but naked in a field.

1607
01:31:40,894 --> 01:31:41,827
He was smiling,

1608
01:31:43,727 --> 01:31:45,460
and I never understood why,

1609
01:31:45,493 --> 01:31:50,094
and I think finally,
I do understand now.

1610
01:31:51,226 --> 01:31:52,060
[Emily] Yes.

1611
01:31:53,193 --> 01:31:55,593
Well, the possessions,
the belongings,

1612
01:31:55,627 --> 01:31:58,894
the responsibilities, you
know, maybe they tied him down

1613
01:32:00,127 --> 01:32:03,760
to a life that wasn't
truly him, you know?

1614
01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:07,627
Maybe in those last few moments,

1615
01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:12,460
in those last few moments
he felt free you know,

1616
01:32:13,660 --> 01:32:16,027
totally free, you
know what I mean?

1617
01:32:18,027 --> 01:32:19,027
And how about you?

1618
01:32:20,094 --> 01:32:21,960
Are you free?

1619
01:32:23,894 --> 01:32:26,159
I think I have some
pain to walk through,

1620
01:32:29,793 --> 01:32:30,627
but maybe I am.

1621
01:32:32,493 --> 01:32:33,126
Maybe I am.

1622
01:32:35,126 --> 01:32:36,994
I mean I feel I got nothing.

1623
01:32:37,027 --> 01:32:38,760
- Nothing left to lose.
- Nothing left to lose.

1624
01:32:38,793 --> 01:32:39,660
Exactly, right?

1625
01:32:40,994 --> 01:32:44,094
It kind of gets easier
in some crazy way.

1626
01:32:44,126 --> 01:32:45,094
But you have you.

1627
01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:48,126
Thank you.

1628
01:32:49,094 --> 01:32:50,159
Yes, I do.

1629
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:52,793
Yes, I do.

1630
01:32:54,193 --> 01:32:55,793
[Emily] I'm glad.

1631
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,593
So am I.

1632
01:32:59,627 --> 01:33:00,927
Merry Christmas, Martin.

1633
01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:03,994
Merry Christmas, Emily.

1634
01:33:04,027 --> 01:33:06,093
I'm glad you're here.

1635
01:33:06,126 --> 01:33:08,126
[glasses clinking]

1636
01:33:08,159 --> 01:33:11,027
[ambient music]

1637
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:16,894
You know, I've got this
something, it's from Norman.

1638
01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:21,960
You think he might have
wanted you to open it?

1639
01:33:24,126 --> 01:33:25,159
Mm-hmm.

1640
01:33:29,493 --> 01:33:31,126
Well, so sweet, look.

1641
01:33:36,460 --> 01:33:38,560
Bless him, look at what he did.

1642
01:33:38,593 --> 01:33:40,093
Dearest Martin,

1643
01:33:40,126 --> 01:33:41,827
you're the winner.

1644
01:33:41,860 --> 01:33:43,393
The son I never.

1645
01:33:44,159 --> 01:33:46,894
Oh, what does he
mean I'm the winner?

1646
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,193
Does he mean what
I think he means?

1647
01:33:51,226 --> 01:33:52,760
Look, look, take a look.

1648
01:33:52,793 --> 01:33:53,627
Please, here.

1649
01:33:59,193 --> 01:34:02,059
Oh my God, oh my God, you won.

1650
01:34:02,093 --> 01:34:05,093
- What, what we won.
- This is the winning ticket.

1651
01:34:05,126 --> 01:34:08,894
You won.

1652
01:34:08,927 --> 01:34:09,827
[both laughing]

1653
01:34:09,860 --> 01:34:12,526
- Oh my God.
- It is.

1654
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,059
Norman, thank you.

1655
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,193
[both laughing]

1656
01:34:17,226 --> 01:34:20,093
[ambient music]

1657
01:34:43,159 --> 01:34:45,660
[jolly music]

1658
01:34:45,721 --> 01:34:50,721
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1659
01:34:57,093 --> 01:35:00,426
♪ My letters underneath
the Christmas tree ♪

1660
01:35:00,460 --> 01:35:03,493
♪ Dear santa won't you
let him notice me ♪

1661
01:35:03,526 --> 01:35:05,894
♪ I've been a good girl
waiting patiently ♪

1662
01:35:05,927 --> 01:35:09,793
♪ But I can't wait no more ♪

1663
01:35:09,827 --> 01:35:12,959
♪ I've been hoping he
would see the sign ♪

1664
01:35:12,993 --> 01:35:16,460
♪ Let him that see I
could be his valentine ♪

1665
01:35:16,493 --> 01:35:18,593
♪ I'd do anything
to make him mine ♪

1666
01:35:18,627 --> 01:35:22,660
♪ He's what I'm waiting for ♪

1667
01:35:22,693 --> 01:35:25,059
♪ Santa please grant my wish ♪

1668
01:35:25,093 --> 01:35:29,059
♪ There's only one thing
on my Christmas list ♪

1669
01:35:29,093 --> 01:35:32,426
♪ Can you hear the sound
of sleigh bells ringing ♪

1670
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:35,159
♪ The sound of laughter
and children singing ♪

1671
01:35:35,194 --> 01:35:38,194
♪ Happy endlessly
new beginning ♪

1672
01:35:38,227 --> 01:35:41,894
♪ Take my hand and
I'll take care of you ♪

1673
01:35:41,927 --> 01:35:44,993
♪ This Christmas we
can be together ♪

1674
01:35:45,026 --> 01:35:48,194
♪ Spend some magic that
will last forever ♪

1675
01:35:48,227 --> 01:35:51,026
♪ Believe me I will
leave you never ♪

1676
01:35:51,059 --> 01:35:56,059
♪ Baby, I'll make all
your dreams come true ♪

1677
01:35:57,827 --> 01:36:00,959
♪ Santa must have read
my Christmas list ♪

1678
01:36:00,993 --> 01:36:04,426
♪ Under the mistletoe just
waiting to be kissed ♪

1679
01:36:04,460 --> 01:36:06,660
♪ I can show you all
the love you've missed ♪

1680
01:36:06,693 --> 01:36:10,627
♪ It's time for me and you ♪

1681
01:36:10,660 --> 01:36:12,959
♪ This Christmas
time you'll see ♪

1682
01:36:12,993 --> 01:36:16,993
♪ That all you'll
ever need is me ♪

1683
01:36:17,026 --> 01:36:20,059
♪ Can hear the sound of
sleigh bells ringing ♪

1684
01:36:20,093 --> 01:36:23,194
♪ The sound of laughter
and children singing ♪

1685
01:36:23,227 --> 01:36:26,160
♪ Happy endlessly
to new beginnings ♪

1686
01:36:26,194 --> 01:36:29,860
♪ Take my hand and
I'll take care of you ♪

1687
01:36:29,893 --> 01:36:32,993
♪ This Christmas we
can be together ♪

1688
01:36:33,026 --> 01:36:36,526
♪ Spend some magic that
would last forever ♪

1689
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:39,026
♪ Believe me I will
leave you never ♪

1690
01:36:39,059 --> 01:36:42,793
♪ Baby, I'll make all
your dreams come true ♪

1691
01:36:42,827 --> 01:36:44,160
♪ Come over here ♪

1692
01:36:44,194 --> 01:36:45,793
♪ Let me hold you close ♪

1693
01:36:45,827 --> 01:36:47,426
♪ Let's share a kiss ♪

1694
01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:48,893
♪ Under the mistletoe ♪

1695
01:36:48,926 --> 01:36:53,926
♪ I hope you will agree
to take a chance on me ♪

1696
01:36:58,493 --> 01:37:03,493
♪ All that matters
now is me and you ♪

1697
01:37:04,294 --> 01:37:08,194
♪ All my Christmas
wishes have come true ♪

1698
01:37:08,227 --> 01:37:11,194
♪ Can you hear the sound of
sleigh bells ringing, oh baby ♪

1699
01:37:11,227 --> 01:37:14,526
♪ The sound of laughter and
children singing, yeah ♪

1700
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:17,560
♪ Happy endlessly
to new beginnings ♪

1701
01:37:17,593 --> 01:37:21,026
♪ Take my hand and
I'll take care of you ♪

1702
01:37:21,060 --> 01:37:24,426
♪ This Christmas we can
be together, together ♪

1703
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:27,194
♪ Spend some magic that
will last forever ♪

1704
01:37:27,227 --> 01:37:30,426
♪ Believe me I will
leave you never ♪

1705
01:37:30,460 --> 01:37:33,926
♪ Baby, I'll make all
your dreams come true ♪

1706
01:37:33,959 --> 01:37:36,959
♪ Can you hear the sound
of sleigh bells ringing ♪

1707
01:37:36,993 --> 01:37:38,959
♪ The sound of laughter
and children singing ♪

1708
01:37:38,993 --> 01:37:40,426
♪ Children singing ♪

1709
01:37:40,460 --> 01:37:42,993
♪ Happy endlessly
to new beginnings ♪

1710
01:37:43,026 --> 01:37:47,793
♪ Take my hand and
I'll take care of you ♪

1711
01:37:49,627 --> 01:37:51,926
[piano music]