It was not an iPad I got from Anthony it was a Apple Macbook, someone else got me a iPad off my (or selfcuttinggirl) amazon wish. I never ONCE asked Anthony or anyone for anything, but if they sent me something, its their fault I guess.

Yea, i am 41 year old loser that catfishes a "hunter" and a radio legend, and others. First off, it started as a goof, a parody account called "ParamoreCunt" and it was crazy teen tweets about music, cutting, etc. It was a goof that I was sure most understood. I was always a big fan of O&A so i would listen to the show and tweet as 'her' during the show. That should have given it away. She was NEVER at school. It was during a Jocktober that i started this and before long Anthony started to RT me, and everything blow up after that. I would tweet and guys would come out of the woodwork to 'hit on' me. The Paramorecunt account become SelfCutterGirl but was taken off by twitter and i cant recall way. I think I tweeted a underwear pic and someone reported it. Never knew for sure. I made a new account, "SelfCuttingGirl". I returned to tweeting the show and Anthony soon not only RT me but followed me. Then after a few days Anthony DM me, i never DM him first. We talked a little and i thought it was funny. I thought for sure he got the joke or would very soon. The DM went for a few days then he gave me his number to text. So i did. We texted about Star Trek (who was better Mudd or Q), we talked about the show (and at the time how he felt one of the co-workers was really boring and lame). I was overwhelmed with being somewhat on the inside. Now if i wanted to add to a topic during the show i could txt Anthony and he would bring up my point on the show. Or I could tweet him and he would RT, getting me more followers. Not just my "selfcuttinggirl" account but other parody accounts i was doing.

Is this sad? YES! Before all this started i was married and had a good family. But things happened months before i started this and i found myself divorced and my house being foreclosed on. Also doing this i was laid off at work. So around me everything we falling a part and i escaped like the loser i am in to twitter. When I was "Alyssa" i didn't have to worry about the ex, the kids, the house, the job, etc.

Soon after screwing around as her, i meet a real teenage girl on twitter and we kind of worked together. I will not say who she is but she was in on it more than anyone knows.

It went on for over a year or more of me tweeting as her, doing fake fights with this girl that was helping me, etc. Then I got greedy and the truth came out. The 'hunter' did not hire someone to look in to me as it was said on the show. What happened is this 'hunter' started to DM and asking me to sell things for him on Ebay. I would get some of the money. He got really creepy over time as we started to text. Then he started to want to send me all kinds of shit in the mail. I gave him my address , before long he was sending me toys to sell for him and some as gifts. As he started to want to meet 'alyssa' i started to not talk to him as much. However he wanted to send me money for helping him and i gave him my real paypal account, saying it was a family friend. That is how he got my name. A friend of his then google images searched some pictures i used as 'alyssa' and they found her photo bucket. I was busted. The 'hunter' then told my female friend and he told Sam, who told Anthony.

My friend still talks to Antony and i have told her to tell him that i would repay him for the notebook and the $200 he sent me to by a iPhone. But she told me he said he didn't need my fucking money and to get lost. As for the Hunter guy, FUCK HIM, he was a fucking CREEPY and would talk very dirty to me as 'Alyssa'.
Anthony would a little but it was never as creepy as it was with 'hunter' did it. That guy is weird.

So I was busted and i deleted my Selfcuttinggirl account. I was still shocked all this happened, it was amazing. I would tweet about watching The Fall Guy or tell Anthony about some old show i liked. I never thought everyone would believe me. Is it my fault they did? I was so over the TOP i don't see how people believed it.

On the air a few lies did get told. Opie acted like he had NO IDEA who "Selfcuttinggirl" was but that is BULLSHIT. He was RT me a lot and even DM telling me to "KNOCK IT OFF" when i tweeted he was dead. He knew the name. He was RT a lot of my tweets about the Boston Bomber days before i was found out. Jimmy said he 'blocked me' cause he knew i was a fake, that he could always tell. I never really talked with Jimmy but as for as i know he never banned me, i aways could see his tweets, maybe he just didn't see mine. He did email me a few times and did DM me asking me "What is a Paramore Cunt?".

Anyone that remember, or followed me, you know i made twitter fun and thats all that matters. Was it wrong to fool everyone? I guess so. Do i feel bad for it? I feel about screwing with Anthony cause he was a nice guy, i was kind of shocked about that. I am sorry that it all got out of hand with him. As for the "hunter"? Fuck him, he keep wanted to meet 'alyssa' and always wanted to talk about tits and sex.

I did hurt some people, some people had to act hurt, and most didn't give a shit. Its been almost a year now and i have moved on. Finally got a job and things are getting better. I just wanted to say my side of this for once. I am a fucked up? Yes. A loser? VERY MUCH. But shit i got an Apple Notebook, iPad, some cool old toys and other things about it. If i hurt anyone i am sorry, but thats the price you pay when you risk want to meet up with a 15 year old girl.

BigGiantHead, Apr 4, 2014