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  1. [22:11] * Factum_Nonest continues to march towards mountain advancement adventure
  2. [22:11] <WallisDM> Along the way you find...
  3. [22:11] <WallisDM> Basilipsk!
  4. [22:12] <WallisDM> This basilisk has such lips that they hinder any possibilities of fire, as to preserve the lips
  5. [22:12] <WallisDM> He kisses the air towards you menacingly
  6. [22:13] <Factum_Nonest> "Hello Basilisk." Factum, as per his instructions, produces Vis Major from his strife specibus.
  7. [22:13] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20-2 Initiative
  8. [22:13] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {11}
  9. [22:15] <WallisDM> !rol 1d20
  10. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20
  11. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20
  12. [22:15] <WallisDM> why
  13. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
  14. [22:15] <WallisDM> ??
  15. [22:15] <WallisDM> what did i do wrong
  16. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {12}
  17. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20
  18. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
  19. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1
  20. [22:15] <WallisDM> halp
  21. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
  22. [22:15] <WallisDM> there we go
  23. [22:15] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20
  24. [22:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {20}
  25. [22:15] <Factum_Nonest> I think that was just you lagging
  26. [22:15] <WallisDM> huh
  27. [22:15] <Factum_Nonest> I got like a dozen messages from you at once
  28. [22:15] <WallisDM> lol
  29. [22:16] <Factum_Nonest> So I assume NOTTyche just didn't pick up on them
  30. [22:16] <WallisDM> its cause he doesnt like me
  31. [22:16] <WallisDM> anyway
  32. [22:16] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20
  33. [22:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
  34. [22:16] <WallisDM> !roll 2d4
  35. [22:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
  36. [22:16] <WallisDM> The basilisk bites you and leaves a very lewd lipstick mark on you
  37. [22:17] <Factum_Nonest> "... What."
  38. [22:17] <WallisDM> You suffer 6 damage and lipstick stains
  39. [22:17] <WallisDM> End Tur
  40. [22:17] * Factum_Nonest is thoroughly distressed by this breach in uniform, and retaliates with his trademark solution to all problems - violence
  41. [22:17] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20+5 Purificatus Non Consumptus
  42. [22:17] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {15}
  43. [22:17] <Factum_Nonest> vs Physical
  44. [22:18] <WallisDM> Hit
  45. [22:18] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d6+5 damage
  46. [22:18] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {7}
  47. [22:18] <WallisDM> Roll a 1d8 to see if you hit the lips for bonus damage
  48. [22:18] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d8
  49. [22:18] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=1 ] | {1}
  50. [22:18] <WallisDM> No lips, sorry m8
  51. [22:18] <Factum_Nonest> The magic of hitting a lewd snake with a hammer somehow restores his wounds because MAJYYK
  52. [22:18] <Factum_Nonest> HP 36/37
  53. [22:18] <Factum_Nonest> End turn
  54. [22:19] <WallisDM> The basilsik attempts his patented move, bite
  55. [22:19] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20 for dalewd sandstorm
  56. [22:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  57. [22:20] <WallisDM> The basilisk clearly bites at nothing
  58. [22:20] <WallisDM> Ens Turn
  59. [22:20] * Factum_Nonest continues the hammer beatdown
  60. [22:20] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20+5
  61. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {23}
  62. [22:20] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d6+5
  63. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {10}
  64. [22:20] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d8
  65. [22:20] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ] | {5}
  66. [22:21] <WallisDM> Lips are 7 and 8
  67. [22:21] <WallisDM> Srey
  68. [22:21] <Factum_Nonest> Due to the wonders of Purificatus Non Consumptus, along with his feat Ad Colligenda Bona, Factum is fully healed and gains a pool of 9 temporary hit points
  69. [22:21] <Factum_Nonest> End turn
  70. [22:22] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20 for smack down, lip smacks
  71. [22:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {16}
  72. [22:22] <WallisDM> Hit?
  73. [22:22] <Factum_Nonest> Hit
  74. [22:22] <Factum_Nonest> 14 AC
  75. [22:23] <WallisDM> gotcba
  76. [22:23] <WallisDM> !roll 2d4
  77. [22:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
  78. [22:23] <WallisDM> Double sixes
  79. [22:23] <WallisDM> End Tuen
  80. [22:23] <Factum_Nonest> Factum is undamaged, guarded by his effervescent shield of JUSTICE.
  81. [22:23] <Factum_Nonest> Actually, 6 just doesn't break the temp HP
  82. [22:24] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20+5 same thing as always
  83. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
  84. [22:24] <WallisDM> JUSTICE HEALTH
  85. [22:24] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d6+5 damage
  86. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {8}
  87. [22:24] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d8
  88. [22:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=4 ] | {4}
  89. [22:24] <Factum_Nonest> And back up to 10 temp HP
  90. [22:24] <WallisDM> Man this basilipsk is having a rough day
  91. [22:24] <Factum_Nonest> End turn
  92. [22:25] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20 to slopply attack
  93. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
  94. [22:25] <WallisDM> Too sloppy
  95. [22:25] <WallisDM> End Time
  96. [22:25] <WallisDM> Tur
  97. [22:25] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20+5
  98. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {20}
  99. [22:25] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d6+5
  100. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {6}
  101. [22:25] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d8
  102. [22:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=1 ] | {1}
  103. [22:26] <Factum_Nonest> End
  104. [22:26] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20 hit
  105. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
  106. [22:26] <WallisDM> !roll 1d1 end turn
  107. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d1 --> [ 1d1=1 ] | {1}
  108. [22:26] <WallisDM> End
  109. [22:26] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d20+5
  110. [22:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {13}
  111. [22:26] <Factum_Nonest> Does that hit?
  112. [22:26] <WallisDM> hiet
  113. [22:27] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d6+5
  114. [22:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {9}
  115. [22:27] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d8
  116. [22:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=4 ] | {4}
  117. [22:27] <WallisDM> Basilisp is kill
  118. [22:27] <WallisDM> May hs rest in pieces
  119. [22:27] <WallisDM> Pieces of grist that is!
  120. [22:27] <Factum_Nonest> Yuss!
  121. [22:27] <WallisDM> 75 XP as per the thing
  122. [22:28] <WallisDM> csn you do grist again im gonna go to slep
  123. [22:28] <Factum_Nonest> Yeah aright
  124. [22:30] * Factum_Nonest very specifically wipes clean the lipstick
  125. [22:30] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 8d8+125 Build
  126. [22:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=29 ] | {154}
  127. [22:30] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 3d6+40 T1
  128. [22:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=12 ] | {52}
  129. [22:30] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d10+10 T2
  130. [22:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=2 ] | {12}
  131. [22:30] <Factum_Nonest> !Roll 1d2 for T3
  132. [22:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
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