Night at the Museum (2006)

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- (HONKS)
- Hey, watch it!

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Aw.

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Aw.

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Aw, come on.

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Hey, Mike.

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- Hey, Larry. How you doin'?
- Have you seen Nicky?

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I'm pretty sure
he went home with Erica.

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It was a half day today...
uh, Parent Career Day.

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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- Hey.
- Hey. Come on in.

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- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Um, why didn't anybody tell me
it was Career Day?

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What do you mean?
Nicky said he was gonna tell you.

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Oh, okay. I guess he forgot.

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- Uh-oh. There he is.
- Hey.

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- How are you, Larry?
- Good. How you doin', Don?

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Good.

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- Can you believe this weather?
- (GRUNTS)

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- Chilly, right?
- Mmm.

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Chilly, chilly,
Chilly Willy the Penguin.

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- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Oop, my phone. Leave me alone.

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Hey, why don't I go tell
the little corncob you're here?

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Great. Great. That's great.
Yeah. Thanks.

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Wow, your fiancé really manages
to squeeze a lot onto that belt.

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- Stop it.
- What? What?

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No, it's like he's the, uh,
Batman of stockbrokers.

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- Bond trader.
- Bond trader. Sorry.

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Hey, how's it going with that virtual reality
driving range that you wanted to open?

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Uh, gettin' there. Still waitin' for
the technology to catch up with the idea.

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I mean, it's not easy. There
are a lot of moving parts.

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Uh-huh.

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(SIGHS) Hey, do you think, um...
you think Nick would like Queens?

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Oh, no. Larry, you didn't
get evicted again, did you?

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I didn't... get evicted.
I didn't get evicted, no.

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I mean I didn't...
No, I didn't get evicted yet.

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- It's like, uh...
- All right, listen to me.

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I don't know how much more
of this Nicky can take.

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Every couple months,
it's a new career, a new apartment.

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If it wasn't for Nicky, I wouldn't
say anything. I would stay out of it.

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It's just... It's too much instability.
It's not good for him.

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I'm trying to figure things out
right now, okay?

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You know...

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I... I don't... I don't think
that Nicky should stay with you.

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- What?
- Well, just... just until you get really settled.

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NICK:
Hey, Dad.

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- Hey. Ready to carve it up?
- Cool.

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(CROWD SHOUTING)
(CHEERING)

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- You're such a chicken!
- All right! Good!

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- Get in front of it!
- Take it, Nicky! Break away!

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Whoa!
(GRUNTS)

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- (CROWD GROANS)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)

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- MAN: What are you doin'?
- Hey! Hey, Nicky!

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- MAN #2: Get off the Ice!
- Are you all right?

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- You okay?
- I'm fine. Would you get off the ice?

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Listen up. Their left defenseman
is a very weak skater.

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You go to the left side, you got
a clear shot at the goal. Okay?

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- Cool. Thanks.
- All right, man.

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- MAN: Come on!
- We're good here.

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- He's good. All right. As you were, skaters.
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)

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- Game on. Ow!
- (CROWD GROANS)

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- MAN: That's a good shot, kid!
- LARREY: I'm good.

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LARREY: I'm tellin' you, man.
You tore it up out there today.

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I'm thinkin' the NHL
is a serious possibility.

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Yeah, I don't really wanna
be a hockey player anymore.

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- All right. What do you wanna be?
- A bond trader.

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- A bond trader?
- Yeah, it's what Don does.

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- He took me to his office last week.
- Uh-huh.

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That's cool. So what? You wanna dress up
in a monkey suit and tie every day?

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(IMITATING ROBOTIC VOICE)
Like an automaton robot?

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(LAUGHING)

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Trust me. You can't play hockey
in a cubicle. Kinda awkward.

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Well, he's got
a pretty big office.

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That's not the point.
Come on. You love hockey.

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I still like it,
but bond trading's my fallback.

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Your fallback? Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

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You're too young to have
a fallback, okay, Nicky?

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And... And also, where did you ever
even hear that word?

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Mom was talking to Don
about all your different schemes.

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- She called them schemes?
- She said it was time you found a fallback.

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Are you really moving again?

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Uh, I don't know. We'll see.

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I mean, there are some pretty
cool places out in Queens.

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- Yeah.
- Hey.

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Hey, Nicky, look at me.

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Look at me, man.
I wanna tell you somethin'.

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I know that things have been
kinda up and down for me lately...

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and that's been hard for you.

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But I really feel like
my moment's coming...

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and when it does, everything's
just gonna come together.

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- You know?
- What if you're wrong...

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and you're just an ordinary guy
who should get a job?

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All right. Well...

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You know what?
We'll figure it out, okay?

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All right?

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Come on. Let's get you
back to Mom's. Come on.

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Mr. Daley, I can honestly say,
in 43 years at this agency...

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I've never seen
a résumé quite like yours.

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Ah, all right!

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That wasn't a compliment.

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It says here you were the C.E.O.
Of Snaptime Industries.

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Care to elaborate on that?

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Sure. Well, that was the umbrella
corporation for my invention, the Snapper.

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You know, you snap, lights come on.
Snap, they come off.

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Uh, didn't they already make that?

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No, no. That's the Clapper...

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which, obviously,
stole a bit of our thunder.

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Personally, I don't really
see what the big difference is.

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I mean... You know, whatever.

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But, um, apparently...

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there is a significant portion
of the population...

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that has trouble actually snapping.

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Clapping's easier.

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Debatable.

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I can't help you.

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Uh, Debbie?
Can I call you Debbie?

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'Cause, uh, I felt a connection
when I entered this office.

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And I don't know.
I feel like you did too.

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I didn't feel a connection.

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Look.

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I need a job tomorrow, okay?

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If I don't have one...

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I just need it, okay?

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Well, I don't know. I...

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I might have one thing.

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They've turned down everyone
I've sent over there, but, uh...

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- Great.
- Who knows?

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You might get lucky.

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- Excuse me. Hi.
- Hi.

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LARREY: Uh, I'm Larry Daley. I've got
a job interview with Cecil Fredericks.

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- Right. Uh, he should still be in his office.
- Great.

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- I'm Rebecca Hutman. I'm a docent here.
- Hi.

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- Well, let me point you in the right direction.
- Please.

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Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?

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Yes, a great visionary.

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Yes, definitely.
He was our fourth president, right?

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- Twenty-sixth.
- Twenty-sixth.

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- (CLAPPING)
- Please don't touch the exhibits!

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- Get down.
- I mean... Riffraff.

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Miss Hutman, I cannot
tolerate this type of chaos.

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I mean, this is a museum,
not a...

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(STAMMERS)

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Do you know
what "museum" means?

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It... It doesn't mean, "Ooh, Daddy,
it's a big tyrannosaurus thing!"

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"Can I touch its leg?"
No! It...

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Work it out, please.

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- Will do, sir.
- Thank you.

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Dr. McPhee,
the museum director.

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- Hmm. Seems like a fun guy.
- (McPHEE CLAPS)

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Control your young, please!
Can we? Oh!

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(DINGS)

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- (WITH CREEPY VOICE) Hello?
- Oh, ho, ho, ho.

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- (LAUGHING) I'm just kidding.
- Hi. I'm, uh... I'm Larry Daley.

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- Are... Are you Mr. Fredericks?
- (LAUGHS)

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CECIL: Mr. Fredericks was my father.
I am Cecil.

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Good to meet you, Larry.
Nice, firm handshake.

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I like that. Tells a lot about a man.
Come on in.

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Okay.

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- Let's talk turkey here.
- Okay.

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The museum is losing money,
hand over fist.

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I guess kids today don't care
about wax figures or stuffed animals.

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So they're downsizing,
which is code for "firing"...

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myself and the other
two night guards.

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They want to replace
us with one new guard.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Well, what are you gonna do?

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I'd like you to meet my, uh,
two colleagues here. Reginald?

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- Gus?
- (GASPS)

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Where is he?
I'll beat him with my fist! (GRUNTING)

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Gus, this is Larry Daley, the kid
who wants to be the new night guard.

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Whoa. Uh, night guard?

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No, no. The lady at the agency
said this was a museum position.

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Most important position
in the museum, Larry.

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GUS:
He looks like a weirdy.

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(CHUCKLES) Wonderful guard,
terrible people skills.

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GUS: Now listen, lunch box,
don't try anything funny.

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- I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan.
- (MOUTHING WORDS)

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You never fought
John L. Sullivan in your life.

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CECIL: Gentlemen, we have
a job candidate here.

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He's got an excellent résumé, a winning
attitude, and I say let's give him a shot.

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- What do you say?
- Uh, hang on a sec.

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I think I... I might wanna have
a little time just to think it over.

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Do you want the job or not,
snack shack?

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LARREY:
No, no. I want the job. I...

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Welcome to
the night guards, Larry.

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CECIL: Larry, meet me
up on the second floor.

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I'll slip into my orthopedics and give
you a little tour. Arthritic knees.

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Not fun gettin' old,
my friend. Go on.

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REGINALD:
You really think he's the one?

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CECIL:
Oh, yes.

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He's the one.

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Gotta keep it moving, Larry.
I'm pretty spry for an old man.

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This is the, uh, Diorama Room.

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Oh, yeah.

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LARREY:
I remember these little guys.

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Cute.

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Cecil!

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Hey, Cecil!

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- Yah!
- Aaah!

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(LAUGHING)

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Did I get you good!

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LARREY:
Yeah. You got me.

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(LAUGHING)

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CECIL: Seriously, though,
no foolin' around in here.

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This stuff is really old.
All right then.

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As you can see, it's pretty
quiet in here these days.

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On your left there
is your Attila the Hun.

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And here we have
our Easter Island head.

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MAN:
Hey, Cecil.

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And this, of course,
is the Hall of African Mammals.

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Ah, yes.

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LARREY:
Ooh, monkeys. I love monkeys.

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- Yeah.
- That guy's cute.

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CECIL:
Yeah, we... we call him Dexter.

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He's quite a little ball of fun,
aren't you, Dexter?

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Moving on.

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And, finally, this is the temple
of the pharaoh Ahkmenrah.

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- Wow.
- (FLASHLIGHT CLICKS ON)

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CECIL: And in that, uh,
tomb right down there...

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- LARREY: Uh-huh?
- The pharaoh himself.

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Neat.

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And hanging on the wall behind him
was his most prized possession...

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the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.

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Twenty-four-karat gold.
It's worth a fortune.

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LARREY: Ah.

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- Very cool.
- It is indeed, Larry.

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Very cool.

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All right.

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Report here at 5:00 tomorrow.
We'll walk you through your duties.

229
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,709
Okay. 5:00. I'll be here.

230
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,777
Moving on.

231
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:57,578
LARREY: Hey, it's me.
So, uh, I got a job.

232
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,015
ERICA: Oh, Larry, that's great.
What is it?

233
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:04,317
LARREY: Um, it's a...
it's a job at the, um...

234
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,482
- at the Museum of Natural History.
- Oh, uh-huh.

235
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,254
Yeah. So, uh, you can tell
Nicky that we won't be moving.

236
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,262
- Larry, this is good news.
- Yeah, no, definitely.

237
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,264
- So, uh, I'll see you tomorrow?
- Okay.

238
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,266
- Okay. Bye.
- (BEEPS)

239
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,742
CECIL:
Larry.

240
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,973
Your keys. Your torch.

241
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:30,728
Right.

242
00:17:30,753 --> 00:17:33,337
You're gonna want to
strap those to your belt.

243
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,717
Now, it can get a little
spooky around here at night...

244
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,051
so you might
want to put a few lights on.

245
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,091
CECIL:
All right. Flashlight, keys.

246
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,524
What am I for... Oh.

247
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,557
The instruction manual.

248
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:51,261
GUS: Instructions.
You start with one, two, three...

249
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,305
- Four?
- Are you crackin' wise?

250
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,001
I ought to punch you
in the nose, hopscotch.

251
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,079
REGINALD: Leave him alone, Gus.
You got it covered, right, Larry?

252
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,581
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- You better get it!

253
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:09,950
Gus. Larry, do 'em in order,
do 'em all and do 'em quick.

254
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:15,083
And the most important thing of all
to remember, Don't let anything in or out.

255
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,163
- Out?
- Good luck, son.

256
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,858
- Night, Gus.
- Young buck, crackin' wise.

257
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,935
CECIL:
Moving on.

258
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,275
(DOOR CLOSES)

259
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,743
(DOOR LOCKING)

260
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,504
LARREY: (ON P.A.)
Hello? Ooh. Hello!

261
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,065
LARREY: (ON P.A.)
Hello? Ooh. Hello!

262
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,871
Check! Check!

263
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,575
I am Larry.

264
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,708
Check! Larry! L-L-L-L-Larry.

265
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,788
(BEATBOXING)

266
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,458
Monday! Monday! Monday!

267
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,825
Monster truck rally!

268
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,455
(SINGING)

269
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,864
(SINGING CONTINUES)

270
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,706
(VOCALIZING)

271
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,112
(IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR)

272
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,117
(SNORING)

273
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,094
(GRUNTS)

274
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,107
(YAWNING)

275
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,950
(WHISTLING)

276
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,946
LARREY:
Cecil?

277
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,914
Okay, very funny, Cecil!

278
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,945
What is this,
like a David Copperfield thing?

279
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,199
This is weird.

280
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,837
(WATER TRICKLING)

281
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,210
Cecil?

282
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,182
(TRICKLING CONTINUES)

283
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,808
- (ROARS)
- (GASPS & SCREAMS)

284
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,685
(SCREAMING)

285
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,224
(SCREECHES)

286
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:12,422
Come on! Revolve! Revolve!

287
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,499
(DINOSAUR ROARS)

288
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,608
(DINOSAUR ROARS)

289
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,506
- Aaah!
- WOMAN: Name, please?

290
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:30,445
LARREY: Cecil, um...
(GROANS) Fredericks!

291
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,347
One moment. Connecting.

292
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,215
- CECIL: Hello?
- Cecil! It's Larry Daley!

293
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,280
- (SONG PLAYING)
- Larry. Yes? How can I help you?

294
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,189
The dinosaur... (GRUNTS)
The dinosaur's alive!

295
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,955
- I'm havin' a little trouble hearin' you, friend.
- (ALL YELL LYRIC)

296
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,520
The dinosaur's alive! What do I do?
Just tell me what to do!

297
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,897
Read the instructions.
It explains everything.

298
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:54,369
- (ROARING CONTINUES)
- Okay, I got 'em!

299
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,633
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- LARREY: Wait! Wait!

300
00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,576
- (DINOSAUR GROWLING)
- Aaah!

301
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,878
"Number one, Throw the bone."
What bone?

302
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,027
(SNARLING)

303
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,877
Fetch?

304
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:11,107
(SNARLING)

305
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,185
Play fetch?

306
00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,889
Whoa!

307
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,133
(TRUMPETING)

308
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,296
(SCREECHING)

309
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,376
No way.

310
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:43,245
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- Whoa!

311
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:46,181
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

312
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,319
- (DEEP VOICE) Hey!
- (GASPS)

313
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,015
- Dum-dum.
- Yes?

314
00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:54,387
- You give me gum-gum.
- I give you gum-gum?

315
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,587
You new dum-dum.
You give me gum-gum.

316
00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:01,132
Gee. Okay. Um, you know what?
I have no gum-gum.

317
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,428
Sorry. And my name isn't dum-dum.
My name's Larry.

318
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,231
No, your name dum-dum.

319
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,775
- (DISTANT SHOUTING)
- Oh, you in trouble, dum-dum.

320
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,504
You better run-run
from Attila the Hun-Hun!

321
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:16,342
(SHOUTING)

322
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,349
- (SHOUTING CONTINUES)
- See you later, dum-dum.

323
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,627
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

324
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:37,727
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)

325
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,135
- Oh!
- (SHOUTING)

326
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,901
Aaah!

327
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,102
Oh!

328
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,180
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)

329
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,287
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- What is happening?

330
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,389
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

331
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,030
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

332
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,576
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

333
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,475
(SCREECHES)

334
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,481
(BELLOWS)

335
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,909
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

336
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,927
- (ANIMAL SNORTS)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

337
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,488
LARREY:
Hey.

338
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,566
How you doing?

339
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,269
Are you... You're...

340
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,308
"Sak... Sakagawa... waya"?

341
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:52,967
You're "Sakagawaya"?

342
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,945
Oh, Sakagawea.
You're Sakagawea?

343
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:59,210
SAKAGAWEA:
The glass. I can't...

344
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:02,878
- (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
- You... You can't...

345
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:07,448
You can't hear me? Excuse me.
"Who assisted the Lewis and Clark..."

346
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:11,051
Right. So that's Lewis and Clark,
and you're... Right.

347
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,130
You seem... I'm Larry.

348
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:17,190
What's going on? What's...
Do you know what's going on here?

349
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:21,136
- (SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
- Huns! I gotta...

350
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:23,207
(GRUNTS)

351
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,714
- Oh!
- (GUNSHOTS)

352
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,563
(CHATTERING)

353
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:03,944
"Number two, Lock up the lions
or they'll eat you."

354
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,677
(FOOTSTEPS)

355
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:09,310
LARREY:
Hey! Hi!

356
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,355
Tin Man! Hey. Hi.
How you doin'?

357
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,857
I'm new here, and it says I'm supposed
to lock up the lions or they'll eat me.

358
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,859
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

359
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,260
- You're Galileo? No?
- Turista.

360
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,560
- (LION ROARING)
- Whoa!

361
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:25,295
- (GRUNTING)
- Whoa!

362
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:27,428
- (ROARS)
- Aaah!

363
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,803
- (SQUAWKING)
- Whoa!

364
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:34,777
(TRUMPETS)

365
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,313
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)

366
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,717
Okay. Hey. I'm the, uh...

367
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,722
(ROARING)

368
00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,657
Hi. I'm the new guy...

369
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,041
- and I'm just, uh... just lockin' up.
- (OSTRICH SQUAWKS)

370
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,996
(TRUMPETING)

371
00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:56,465
So if it's cool with you, I'm just
gonna get my paperwork and, uh...

372
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,765
- (CHITTERING)
- Be out of your hair, okay?

373
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,500
(ROARING)

374
00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,475
(TRUMPETS)

375
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:15,684
- Whoa!
- (HISSING)

376
00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:22,082
(ROARING)

377
00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,457
(CHITTERING)

378
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,792
(ROARS)

379
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,196
(MONKEY CHITTERING)

380
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,497
- Whoa!
- (ROARING)

381
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,678
- Aaah!
- (ROARING)

382
00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:50,053
(LION ROARING)

383
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:59,663
"Double-check your belt.
The monkey probably stole your keys."

384
00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:01,664
Monkey.

385
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:03,859
(CHITTERING)

386
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,300
LARREY:
Hey. Hey, there.

387
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,395
Hi. What's your name?
Your name is...

388
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:11,407
No, no, no.
Come back. Come back.

389
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:13,534
Dewey? Is that your name?
Dewey?

390
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,672
No, no, no. What's... Dewey?
Dexter? Dexter. Dexter, right?

391
00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:20,046
Hey, Dexter, you want
to give me those keys?

392
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,642
I just want to lock up.

393
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,745
Yes. Oh, good. Come to papa.

394
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:27,381
Oh, thank you.
Can I have those keys?

395
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,585
Oh, good. What a good boy.

396
00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:31,685
That's okay. Oh. Oh, thank you.

397
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,696
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

398
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,698
Thank you very, very much.

399
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,234
- (GROANING)
- (CRUNCHING)

400
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:46,269
- (DEXTER CHITTERING)
- (GROANING)

401
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,884
Ew! Oh! Yuck!

402
00:30:57,989 --> 00:31:01,254
Bad monkey! Stop that!
Ew! That's not right!

403
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,919
Are you done? Huh?

404
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,997
Do you have an issue with me, huh?
Do you have an issue with me?

405
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:09,965
'Cause if I have a problem with somebody,
I don't pee on them, okay?

406
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:13,401
All right? And also...
Let me tell you something. These keys?

407
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,174
(SCREECHES)

408
00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,725
Hey! Dexter, that's not funny!
Give 'em back!

409
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,708
Dexter! Dexter! Give...

410
00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:22,903
Don't. I know what you're
thinking. Don't do it.

411
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,914
Not a good idea. Mm-mmm.

412
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,780
- Not... Dexter, I need those!
- (MONKEYS CHITTERING)

413
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,411
Hey, don't encourage him! You think
you're funny for your friends, huh?

414
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:33,786
You three, you think you got... What, he's the
ringleader, and you're like a little audience?

415
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,417
Yeah, no! Don't do it!
Okay? Lookit! Look...

416
00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,290
You!

417
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,593
(SCREECHING)

418
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:44,667
(ROARING)

419
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,738
Aaah!

420
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,905
- Oh! This is not happening.
- (CHITTERING)

421
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,220
Oh, man.

422
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:14,498
Ow!

423
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,832
Whoa.

424
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,274
Ooh! Ow.

425
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,337
(GRUNTS)

426
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,007
LARREY:
What are you guys doing?

427
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,277
I can't feel my lip.

428
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:37,280
Oh, "shit."

429
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:40,118
Oh!
(GROANING)

430
00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,590
Man!
(GRUNTS)

431
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,263
(MEN SINGING)

432
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,390
(SINGING CONTINUES)

433
00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,408
MAN:
Whoo!

434
00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:06,011
- (SINGING STOPS)
- (ROPES SNAPPING)

435
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,677
- Hey. Hey.
- (MEN SHOUTING)

436
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,422
Hey, stop that!

437
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,785
Whoa!
(GROANS)

438
00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:19,192
JEDEDIAH:
Yee-haw! Hogtie him, boys!

439
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,060
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- Whoo-wee! Get him!

440
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,326
Get that big old Bocephus
of a man!

441
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,267
- Hey, what are you doing?
- COWBOY: Cinch him up real good!

442
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,101
- You ain't so big now, are you, boy?
- Hey! Hey, stop that!

443
00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:32,176
- (WORKERS SINGING)
- Whoo-wee!

444
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:35,745
Every night, year after year...

445
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:39,112
one of you guards
locks us up in these boxes!

446
00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:42,516
Well, I hereby say, sir, enough!

447
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:46,420
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Fire up the iron horse, boys.

448
00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,689
Hey, blondie.

449
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,361
- Name's Jedidiah!
- All right, Jedidiah. Stop the train, please!

450
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,734
JEDEDIAH: That's a big no-can-do,
crackerjack.

451
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,569
- What's going on here, huh?
- Somebody's gotta pay.

452
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,644
- Pay for what?
- I don't know! Just pay!

453
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:11,146
JEDEDIAH: Now stop whining
and just take it like a man!

454
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:14,377
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

455
00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:16,749
LARREY:
Seriously, stop the train.

456
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:19,789
- All right. Stop the train!
- Thank you.

457
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,984
Now full speed ahead
and ram him!

458
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,958
Split his head
like a watermelon!

459
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,586
Ooh! Ow!

460
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,823
- For crying out loud!
- (CROWD GROANS)

461
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:31,891
- All right. That's enough.
- We got a breach!

462
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,267
- (GRUNTING)
- (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

463
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:37,341
(GRUNTING)

464
00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:44,743
I got him!
I got him, guys! I got him!

465
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,817
(SCREAMS)

466
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:52,745
- Oh, my.
- Prepare the catapults.

467
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:57,487
Whoa, Octavius, hold on. This ain't
your fight. This here giant's on our land.

468
00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,155
Hey, hey, little guy.
Jed. Yeah.

469
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,323
Sorry. Look, I just...
I'm not a giant, okay?

470
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,129
- I'm just like an average size...
- Don't talk down to me!

471
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:08,433
I'm not a giant, guys. All right?
You guys are really little.

472
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:12,976
OCTAVIUS: We may be small,
but our hearts are large...

473
00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:14,977
metaphorically speaking.

474
00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,479
LARREY: Don't take that the wrong way.
I'm just saying you're miniatures.

475
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:20,484
Silence! The Roman Empire
knows no boundaries.

476
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,133
MAN: Steady, men!

477
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,312
- Don't you do it, son.
- Do what?

478
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:24,888
- Octavius!
- Don't do what?

479
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:28,516
- Unleash hell!
- D'oh!

480
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,390
- MAN: Fire!
- Ow! Oh!

481
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,432
- (GASPS) Ow!
- Fire!

482
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,470
Ow! Yeow! Ow!

483
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:43,336
ROOSEVELT: Climb aboard, boy.
Take the hand, son.

484
00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:49,042
- On board.
- (WHINNIES)

485
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,412
JEDEDIAH: That's right!
You better run, boy! You hear Jedidiah?

486
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:57,045
That mustachioed horseman ain't always
gonna be there to protect you! You hear me?

487
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,180
(GRUNTS)

488
00:35:59,681 --> 00:36:00,833
Um, thank you.

489
00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:02,826
Not at all. Theodore Roosevelt...

490
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:06,158
26th president of these
United States of America, at your service.

491
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:08,164
Okay.

492
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,235
Uh, I'm Larry Daley,
the new night guard.

493
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,701
(LAUGHS)

494
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,829
Pleasure to meet you,
Lawrence Daley!

495
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:19,933
You'll have to excuse me though.
The hunt is afoot.

496
00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:22,774
Hunt's afoot.

497
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,726
(GROWLING)

498
00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:27,136
Um, excuse me. Mr. President,
can I ask you something?

499
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,709
- Yes, but just one question.
- All right. Okay.

500
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,220
Why? Is it like just some,
like, three-wishes kind of deal?

501
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,484
- (SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

502
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:37,720
Not at all. Self-reliance
is the key to a vigorous life.

503
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,855
A man must look inward to find
his own answers. How can I be of help?

504
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,434
LARREY: All right. Well, I...
I don't really know how to put this...

505
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,435
and please don't take it
the wrong way...

506
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,335
but isn't everything in this
museum supposed to be, you know...

507
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,340
BOTH:
Dead?

508
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,810
- Yeah.
- Follow me.

509
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,981
- Yell all you want, pharaoh!
- (LOUD WAILING)

510
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:03,952
ROOSEVELT: You've been in there 54 years!
You're not getting out tonight!

511
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,717
There's the source
of all this commotion.

512
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:10,157
ROOSEVELT:
The Tablet of Ahkmenrah.

513
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:14,891
Arrived here in 1952
from the Nile expedition.

514
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,899
On that night...

515
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:21,495
everything in this museum
came to life.

516
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:24,404
And every night since.

517
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:32,014
So everything in the museum
comes to life every night?

518
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,107
Exactly.

519
00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:37,051
And I'm supposed to do what?

520
00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:39,145
ROOSEVELT: You're the night watchman,
Lawrence...

521
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,384
a venerable position
in this institution.

522
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,392
- (SHOUTS)
- Aaah!

523
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,860
- (LAUGHS) Come on, lad.
- All right. Okay.

524
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,988
- This is impossible.
- Nothing's impossible.

525
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,158
If it can be dreamed,
it can be done.

526
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,260
Hence, the 20-foot jackal staring at you
right now. Don't make eye contact!

527
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:57,068
Your job is to make sure that
everyone stays inside the museum...

528
00:37:57,174 --> 00:38:01,838
because if the sun rises and anyone's
on the outside, we turn to dust.

529
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,710
- You turn to dust?
- Dust.

530
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,715
- Really?
- Really.

531
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,309
Now it's almost dawn.
I shall help you restore order tonight.

532
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:14,050
But mark my words, it's the last time
I shall ever do so. Is that clear?

533
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,592
Yeah. I mean...

534
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,662
I mean, I guess. I don't... Um...

535
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,789
Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no?

536
00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,924
- Yes.
- Good!

537
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,003
Let's ride.

538
00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:39,346
LARREY: All right.
So, the Hall of Reptiles is secure.

539
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,652
What are you looking at?

540
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:55,491
I'm, uh, tracking, dear boy.
(CHUCKLES)

541
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:58,397
A man's got to track.
Welcome to the family, Lawrence.

542
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:03,667
- See you tomorrow night.
- Well... Oh, actually, I gotta be honest.

543
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:07,039
- I don't think I'm coming back.
- What? You've only just begun.

544
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,170
- Yeah. Well, this is not exactly what I...
- Lawrence.

545
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:10,734
Yeah?

546
00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:12,569
What did you do before
you took this post?

547
00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,743
Uh, well, I've done
a lot of different things.

548
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,047
I, um... I invented this thing
called the Snapper.

549
00:39:17,154 --> 00:39:19,122
Did you give up on that as well?

550
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:21,521
No. I didn't.
No, I just hit a few roadblocks.

551
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,115
- You might've heard of the Clapper.
- Lawrence.

552
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:26,355
- Yes, sir.
- Some men are born great.

553
00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,592
Others have greatness
thrust upon them.

554
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,693
For you, this is that very moment.

555
00:39:57,595 --> 00:40:00,257
- Boo!
- Aaah!

556
00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:03,060
(LAUGHING)
Bully! Gotcha, boy.

557
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:05,727
- Yeah. You got me.
- Mmm.

558
00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:08,304
- (SIGHS)
- (SHOUTS)

559
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,840
JEDEDIAH:
Say hello to your little friend!

560
00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:13,136
- Hey!
- What are you doing?

561
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,680
Put me down!
I don't like to be manhandled!

562
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,978
- Just calm down, Jed.
- It doesn't feel good!

563
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,815
- It makes me feel small and powerless.
- You done?

564
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,821
I'm gonna shoot you
in your dang eye.

565
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,949
- In your dadgum eye. (GRUNTS)
- (CLICKS)

566
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,493
Yeah, keep shootin'.
Nothing's gonna happen.

567
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,257
Now you know my shame.

568
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,300
Jedidiah's impotent rage.

569
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:39,801
His guns don't fire.
Take me away.

570
00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:42,566
This ain't over!
You ain't seen the last of me!

571
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,834
- Yeah, I don't wanna hear it, okay?
- (DINOSAUR ROARS)

572
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,002
- Duck!
- Whoa!

573
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,377
JEDEDIAH: The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

574
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:54,383
This is not worth $11.50 an hour.

575
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,511
JEDEDIAH: Look, the giant's scared.
There's a bigger giant runnin' around.

576
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,780
(QUACKING)

577
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,493
Hello!

578
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,563
Larry?

579
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,666
Larry?

580
00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,669
- (SHOUTS)
- (ALL GASP)

581
00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:50,934
CECIL: Oh! Oh, don't do that!
We're too old for surprises.

582
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,874
LARREY: Really? I thought you liked
surprises. Like, uh, how you surprised me...

583
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:56,776
with the fact that everything
in the museum comes to life at night!

584
00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,781
That little sweetheart.

585
00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,511
CECIL: Larry, we wanted to tell you.
You never would have believed us.

586
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,348
Do you have any idea what
I've been through tonight?

587
00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:03,804
What?

588
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,328
I said, "Do you have any idea
what I've been through tonight?"

589
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,257
GUS:
Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

590
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:12,022
I don't even know if what happened was real
or not, but I did not sign up for this.

591
00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:16,429
I just need a regular job that... that
is not life-threatening and pays my bills.

592
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:21,062
So thank you very much, and, uh, I left my
uniform in the office, and I will be seeing you.

593
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:24,800
Larry! Bah.

594
00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:31,080
- Dad.
- Hey.

595
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,479
LARREY: Hey, buddy.
What are you guys doin' here?

596
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,484
Erica had to be in court
early this morning...

597
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:37,486
so I'm taking
Mr. Big Stuff here to school.

598
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:40,410
But he wanted to swing by
to see you in the new job.

599
00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:41,139
Oh.

600
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,420
It's so awesome
that you're working here.

601
00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:46,758
Hey, Niko, want to take
a little look-a-doo inside?

602
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,832
Maybe your dad will
give you a V.I.P. Tour.

603
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:51,663
You know what? Um, we're
pretty slammed this morning.

604
00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:56,138
Yeah, but, Nicky, I promise, I'll, uh...
I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?

605
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,969
- Deal.
- All right.

606
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,134
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.

607
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,178
- Love you.
- Love you too, buddy.

608
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:04,247
Bye now. All right.

609
00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,477
Hey, Larry.

610
00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:38,412
LARREY: So, I was thinkin' maybe
I'll give it one more night.

611
00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:41,006
I'm glad you came around.
Welcome back.

612
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,552
McPHEE: You! New night guard,
here, now.

613
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:54,196
- What's up?
- "What's up?"

614
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,758
McPHEE: Oh. Well, take a walk with me, and
I'll show you, Mr. "What's up." Come on.

615
00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:04,869
So, would you kindly do me
the favor of explaining this?

616
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:09,912
Ooh. Okay.

617
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:15,316
Uh, I'm guessing... and I'm
just spitballing here... but, uh...

618
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:18,513
looks like that Roman dude got cocky
and climbed over into the Wild West.

619
00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:21,489
And that cowboy knows the Roman dude
wants to take over his territory...

620
00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:24,493
so he rounded up a posse
and put him in the stockade.

621
00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,586
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)

622
00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:28,927
Let's all laugh at me,
the comedy night guard.

623
00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:31,900
No is the answer.

624
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:37,338
Sarcasm back at you, with your
humor box. I wasn't laughing.

625
00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:41,844
I was pretending to laugh, if that's what
you want, some sort of battle of humor.

626
00:44:41,945 --> 00:44:44,778
Do you?

627
00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:47,043
No.

628
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:50,177
I don't want a...
No, I don't want a battle of humor.

629
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:53,279
No, you don't, because it would
be a bloodbath.

630
00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:55,449
Nothing funny about Little Bighorn.

631
00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:02,531
No. I find it about
as funny as a "fancist."

632
00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,601
It's not funny. Okay?

633
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,570
And I will not stand
for this type of blatant s...

634
00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:12,571
If I'm not clear, tell me.

635
00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:16,537
Am I clear?

636
00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:18,547
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

637
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,120
LARREY:
Hey, Cecil.

638
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,055
You got an extra copy of that,
uh, instruction manual?

639
00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:32,322
CECIL: Oh, no, I'm afraid not, Larry.
Listen, I'll tell you what you do.

640
00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:35,330
Read some books.
Brush up on your history.

641
00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:37,491
Helped me a lot
when I first started out.

642
00:45:39,369 --> 00:45:41,462
REBECCA: This museum
was originally dedicated...

643
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,973
to that man on the horse up there...
President Theodore Roosevelt.

644
00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:48,909
He absolutely loved history and believed
that the more you know about the past...

645
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,640
the better prepared
you are for the future.

646
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:56,044
Okay, kids. Who can tell me
what this room is called?

647
00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:59,953
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- Very good. The Hall of African Mammals.

648
00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:02,651
Right here we have the king
of the jungle, the lion.

649
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,356
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures
in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey.

650
00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:09,591
A highly intelligent primate...

651
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,693
- known for its loving and generous nature.
- (CHUCKLES)

652
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,339
REBECCA:
Excuse me?

653
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:21,172
LARREY: I... I... I just
thought that was...

654
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,803
I... I just was
laughing in agreement.

655
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:27,174
Happy monkey.

656
00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,319
All right, kids. This way.

657
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,819
Let me tell you something.

658
00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:41,008
I'm not buyin' it. You might have them
fooled. You might have the kids fooled.

659
00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:43,498
Not me. Can't get past me.

660
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,661
LARREY: There's a storm comin', buddy.
There's a storm comin'.

661
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,673
REBECCA: One of the most
famous trackers in history...

662
00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:55,210
Sakagawea was the woman
who led Lewis and Clark...

663
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,280
on their expedition
to find the Pacific Ocean.

664
00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:00,077
Now, you guys have probably heard the
saying, "Actions speak louder than words."

665
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:04,086
And yet they wrote...
Yes, Mr. Daley?

666
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:06,213
LARREY:
Yes. Was she deaf?

667
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:10,692
REBECCA: Was she deaf?
Um, no. She was not. But she...

668
00:47:10,794 --> 00:47:16,357
Yeah, 'cause, just, she does seem
a little bit, sort of, unresponsive.

669
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:19,162
That's because she's a statue.

670
00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:21,669
Um, kids, could you
give me one sec?

671
00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,797
Go check her out.
She's really cool.

672
00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:28,383
- What are you doing?
- Well, I'm gonna be here every night...

673
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,573
and I just wanted to learn a little bit
more about what I'm guarding.

674
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:35,118
Actually, I've got a bunch of questions.
Maybe, I don't know, when you have a break...

675
00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:38,586
- could I buy you a cup of coffee or something?
- A cup of coffee?

676
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,021
Yeah, I mean,
just purely a, you know...

677
00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:45,390
colleague-to-colleague
information download sort of coffee.

678
00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:48,362
I finish in 20 minutes.
I'll meet you outside.

679
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:50,365
- Thank you... so much.
- You're welcome.

680
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:53,188
- And have a good rest of your...
- All right. All right. Okay, kids!

681
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:56,001
REBECCA:
It was incredible what she did.

682
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,468
She literally led these men
across rivers, up mountains.

683
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:03,137
All with her newborn baby on her back.
She was like the ultimate working mother.

684
00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:05,579
Wow. You are quite
the "Sakagawayan" expert.

685
00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,582
- "Sakagawee-an."
- "Sakagawee-an"?

686
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:12,314
Yeah. I should be. I've been writing
my dissertation on her for four years.

687
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:16,449
Four years? You've been working on one paper
for four years? That would drive me crazy.

688
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,394
Actually, it's more like
a 900-page book.

689
00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:24,957
So, what's your story?
You always wanted to be a security guard?

690
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,036
- Uh... (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, I didn't mean to...

691
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:32,268
No, no, no, no. Um, no, I'm divorced,
and I have a 10-year-old son...

692
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:37,109
so I needed to find a...
a more steady situation.

693
00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:40,183
Got it. So what can I
tell you about the museum?

694
00:48:40,284 --> 00:48:43,651
Okay. Attila the Hun...
What is that guy's problem?

695
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,621
Attila was considered the only genuine
threat to the Roman Empire.

696
00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:49,749
"Known as the 'Scourge of God'..."

697
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,760
"Attila and his Huns would often..."

698
00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,831
"tear off the limbs
of their helpless victims."

699
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:59,194
"Attila was famous for his
superstitious beliefs."

700
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:03,706
"He surrounded himself with a phalanx
of sorcerers and magicians..."

701
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:06,833
"who advised and mystified him
with their dark arts."

702
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,012
(SIGHS)

703
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:03,292
CECIL: Larry? Just wanted to say
good luck, son.

704
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,766
And good-bye.
We're clocking out for the last time.

705
00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:08,201
- If you're ever in Boca, look us up.
- Whoa. Wait.

706
00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,899
LARREY: You guys are goin' out of town?
What if this doesn't work out?

707
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,909
CECIL: A smart fellow like you?
You'll be fine.

708
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:18,539
Yeah, we'll just be a phone call away.
Come on. Walk us out.

709
00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:21,811
REGINALD: Uh, uh, you fellows go ahead.
I, uh...

710
00:50:21,918 --> 00:50:24,216
I... I... I need a moment.

711
00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:28,883
CECIL: He's very emotional.
A lot of, uh, memories in this room.

712
00:50:56,019 --> 00:50:58,613
(MAN SINGING)

713
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:02,021
(SINGING CONTINUES)

714
00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:17,507
(GROWLING)

715
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,405
LARREY:
Aha. Go crazy, big guy.

716
00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:34,251
Hey, guys.

717
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,484
Quest for fire?

718
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:40,085
Over. Knock yourselves out.

719
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,259
Morning, dum-dum.

720
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:47,132
Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum.
You bring me gum-gum?

721
00:51:47,237 --> 00:51:49,501
Yes, I did, fathead.

722
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,769
- Lots and lots of gum-gum.
- Mmm!

723
00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:01,651
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

724
00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:13,055
What's that?

725
00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:16,291
I can't hear you
through the... glass.

726
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,228
Sorry.

727
00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:22,635
- OCTAVIUS: Heave!
- (HORSE WHINNIES)

728
00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:26,470
- Heave! Heave!
- Hey.

729
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,237
- Heave!
- What's goin' on over here?

730
00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:31,212
We expand or we die.

731
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:34,909
- Heave! Heave!
- JEDEDIAH: On the count of three...

732
00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:37,885
you blow this anthill
to kingdom come!

733
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,888
- (COWBOYS WHOOPING)
- JEDEDIAH: And a-one!

734
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,481
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, Jed! Stop that!
- JEDEDIAH: And a-two!

735
00:52:42,592 --> 00:52:46,494
All right? Don't do that. You blow a hole in
your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall.

736
00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:48,996
Step aside, Gigantor.
We got us a railroad to build.

737
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,999
We're blowin' a
hole in that thing.

738
00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,865
Okay, first of all, enough
with the Gigantor giant stuff.

739
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,870
Okay? I'm just tryin'
to close up shop.

740
00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:57,872
We're gonna blow it anyway!
And a-three!

741
00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:00,772
- COWBOY: Whoo!
- Yeah, poof.

742
00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:03,505
Wow. What are you doing?

743
00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:07,208
JEDEDIAH: What's it look like we're doin'?
It's manifest destiny.

744
00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:10,946
You can't fight it, and neither can I!
Go! More dynamite!

745
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:13,255
- JEDEDIAH: Yeah, use it all! Whoo!
- All right. Okay.

746
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,416
Listen, "Octavus"?
You gotta stop that.

747
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,517
OCTAVIUS:
It's Octavius, Mary.

748
00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:22,359
Okay, you know what? Fine. Great.
Here you go. This is what happens.

749
00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:25,450
You cannot do this! I am a Roman general!
I have rights!

750
00:53:25,475 --> 00:53:26,220
And you.

751
00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:28,203
Do it all... Hey! No!
Put me down!

752
00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:31,105
- Keep heaving, men! I will return, I swear!
- You can't stop progress!

753
00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:33,473
We're gonna have
a little talk, okay?

754
00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,875
JEDEDIAH: I told you, I don't like
to be manhandled!

755
00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:38,072
LARREY: No, I will manhandle you,
Jedidiah!

756
00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,447
Now listen, guys, what is your problem,
huh? Why can't you just get along?

757
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:45,020
Look, we're men. We fight, okay?
That's what we do.

758
00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:47,021
It's kinda how we pass the time.

759
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,614
You're, like, a... a giant,
a freak, if you will.

760
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,921
We can't expect you
to understand that.

761
00:53:52,028 --> 00:53:55,691
You guys got the whole room to run around
in. You don't have to be near each other.

762
00:53:55,799 --> 00:53:59,929
- What? You mean...
- You're gonna let us out?

763
00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:02,300
What, and just...
just roam free?

764
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:05,568
Yeah. Yeah, I might,
if you promise to behave.

765
00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:08,906
That means no fireballs,
no explosions, okay?

766
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:13,142
- You have my word, my liege.
- Yeah, n-no problemo, Gigantor.

767
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,016
Um, my name's Larry,
first of all, okay, Jed?

768
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,112
So I call you Jed.
I don't call you tiny, right?

769
00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:23,488
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Hey, teeny. How does that sound?

770
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:27,620
JEDEDIAH: I-I don't like it.
It hurts my feelings.

771
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:30,529
LARREY: Okay, well, Gigantor makes me
feel like some sort of freak.

772
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:33,159
- So, um, you know...
- I don't... I just call you Larry.

773
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:37,331
Don't be a kiss-ass, okay?
Now look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?

774
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,967
If you don't do what I say, you're gonna end
up like your buddies in the Mayan world.

775
00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,204
- Locked up. Take a look.
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

776
00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:46,840
- Do they look happy?
- No.

777
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:49,043
They look sad.

778
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:51,052
'Cause they can't do
what they want to do.

779
00:54:51,154 --> 00:54:53,679
Now I'm letting you guys
have a little bit of leash here.

780
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:57,624
Don't choke me with it, okay?
Now I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay?

781
00:54:57,727 --> 00:55:00,161
Okay. Good. Thanks.

782
00:55:01,652 --> 00:55:04,086
Hey, how's that gum
treatin' you, dum-dum?

783
00:55:04,188 --> 00:55:06,281
- (GROWLS)
- Good.

784
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:09,188
(CHITTERING)

785
00:55:09,293 --> 00:55:11,784
LARREY: Oh, hey, Dexter.
I'm just locking up. You want in?

786
00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:13,920
(CHITTERING)

787
00:55:14,031 --> 00:55:17,660
Yeah? Whoa! All right.

788
00:55:17,768 --> 00:55:21,169
(CHITTERING CONTINUES)

789
00:55:21,272 --> 00:55:26,141
Oh. What's that?
You got my keys?

790
00:55:26,243 --> 00:55:30,145
- (CHITTERING)
- I don't think so.

791
00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:36,477
Looks like Uncle Larry
pulled a fast one on little Dexy.

792
00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:38,487
Those are baby keys
for a little baby.

793
00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:41,080
So have fun playin' with your baby keys,
little baby monkey.

794
00:55:41,191 --> 00:55:44,922
Maybe tomorrow night I'll bring you a baby
"diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it.

795
00:55:45,029 --> 00:55:48,226
Then I'll give you a little tickle
'cause you're a cute little baby.

796
00:55:48,332 --> 00:55:52,063
Will you cry all night long
about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?

797
00:55:52,169 --> 00:55:54,694
Told you there was a storm comin'.

798
00:55:54,805 --> 00:55:57,239
(CHITTERING)

799
00:55:57,341 --> 00:56:00,333
- This way.
- (TRUMPETING)

800
00:56:01,712 --> 00:56:04,203
- Hey, Teddy.
- Lawrence!

801
00:56:04,315 --> 00:56:07,011
ROOSEVELT: You impertinent pup.
I knew you'd come back.

802
00:56:07,117 --> 00:56:09,017
You look like a man on a mission.

803
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,019
LARREY: Yeah, I'm gonna
give it another shot.

804
00:56:11,121 --> 00:56:13,055
(SIGHS)

805
00:56:18,796 --> 00:56:21,356
- You, uh...
- What?

806
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,366
- You checkin' her out?
- (SCOFFS) The nerve!

807
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:28,461
"Checking her out."
I've never heard of such a thing.

808
00:56:28,572 --> 00:56:32,167
No, no, no. I'm just... I mean,
you know, she's... she's very beautiful.

809
00:56:32,276 --> 00:56:34,176
- Beautiful?
- Yeah.

810
00:56:38,115 --> 00:56:40,845
- Well, a handsome woman, I suppose.
- Yeah.

811
00:56:40,951 --> 00:56:43,852
Maybe you should go, uh...
go talk to her.

812
00:56:43,954 --> 00:56:45,922
- Indeed!
- Yeah.

813
00:56:46,023 --> 00:56:48,014
- Bless ya, lad. Carry on.
- All right. Good.

814
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:50,093
See ya.

815
00:56:50,194 --> 00:56:53,095
(SIGHS)

816
00:57:06,243 --> 00:57:10,077
I... Uh...

817
00:57:53,590 --> 00:57:55,717
(GRUNTS)

818
00:57:55,826 --> 00:57:58,454
- Hey. Hi.
- (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

819
00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,860
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- No! It's okay. It's okay.

820
00:58:00,964 --> 00:58:03,762
You guys speak English? No?

821
00:58:03,867 --> 00:58:06,427
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

822
00:58:06,537 --> 00:58:08,437
LARREY: Right. Okay, I don't know
what that means...

823
00:58:08,539 --> 00:58:11,736
and I know that you and I kinda
got off on the wrong foot last night...

824
00:58:11,842 --> 00:58:15,972
but... a little birdie...

825
00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:21,210
told me that somebody
likes... magic.

826
00:58:21,318 --> 00:58:24,481
- Magic?
- Magic.

827
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,852
Sorcery.

828
00:58:26,957 --> 00:58:28,925
Ah, "sorsor"...

829
00:58:29,026 --> 00:58:31,290
Yes, illusion.

830
00:58:31,395 --> 00:58:33,295
Everybody likes magic.

831
00:58:33,397 --> 00:58:37,128
- And flowers. People like flowers.
- (ALL GASP)

832
00:58:37,234 --> 00:58:39,202
There you go.
Those are for you.

833
00:58:39,303 --> 00:58:41,567
You know what else
people like? Money.

834
00:58:41,672 --> 00:58:44,470
The almighty dollar, right?

835
00:58:44,575 --> 00:58:48,306
But money can sometimes...
disappear.

836
00:58:48,412 --> 00:58:50,903
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- Yeah.

837
00:58:51,014 --> 00:58:54,506
At least that's what I... hear.

838
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:56,518
(ALL LAUGHING)

839
00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,420
No wonder you can't understand me.
You got a coin in your ear.

840
00:59:00,524 --> 00:59:03,652
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

841
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,729
Oh, check this out.
Anybody need a hanky?

842
00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:09,060
Well, I wouldn't suggest
this little feller...

843
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:13,227
'cause he has a nasty habit...
of vanishing.

844
00:59:13,337 --> 00:59:15,931
(ALL MURMURING)

845
00:59:16,039 --> 00:59:18,007
Into thin air.

846
00:59:18,108 --> 00:59:21,407
Ah, no, no. Don't.
That defeats the... Don't... Don't... Ah!

847
00:59:21,512 --> 00:59:24,174
- (SHOUTS)
- (SCREAMS)

848
00:59:24,281 --> 00:59:27,250
(ALL SHOUTING)

849
00:59:27,351 --> 00:59:29,911
Ah! Oh! Oh!

850
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:33,421
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

851
00:59:35,592 --> 00:59:37,856
(SHOUTING)

852
00:59:37,961 --> 00:59:40,589
- (GRUNTING)
- Not the limbs! Guys!

853
00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:43,564
Please do not tear the limbs!

854
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:46,227
- (ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
- (SHOUTING)

855
00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:49,362
(GRUNTS)

856
00:59:49,473 --> 00:59:51,941
(LION ROARING)

857
00:59:52,042 --> 00:59:55,739
(LOUD ANIMAL NOISES)

858
00:59:57,314 --> 01:00:00,112
(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

859
01:00:00,217 --> 01:00:02,811
- Cortés, right?
- (LOUD POP)

860
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:07,823
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

861
01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:14,755
(MONKEY CHITTERING)

862
01:00:17,267 --> 01:00:19,167
How?

863
01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:25,164
You... Don't even think
about it. Don't you...

864
01:00:25,275 --> 01:00:29,075
- (CHITTERING)
- Dexter!

865
01:00:29,179 --> 01:00:31,909
(CHITTERING CONTINUES)

866
01:00:32,015 --> 01:00:33,915
Ohhh.

867
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:38,786
Come on, guys.

868
01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:41,983
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)

869
01:00:42,092 --> 01:00:44,424
(CHITTERING)

870
01:00:57,808 --> 01:01:01,437
(CHITTERING CONTINUES)

871
01:01:01,545 --> 01:01:03,809
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

872
01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:05,779
- (SHOUTING)
- LARREY: Hey! Guys!

873
01:01:09,653 --> 01:01:13,384
Hey, guys! Hey! Guys!

874
01:01:13,490 --> 01:01:15,685
- Ow!
- Sorry. What's going on?

875
01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:17,987
What happened here?
I thought we had a deal.

876
01:01:18,095 --> 01:01:20,529
OCTAVIUS: We will never coexist
with these buffoons!

877
01:01:20,631 --> 01:01:22,531
We're past words, Laredo.

878
01:01:22,633 --> 01:01:25,659
Now it's time to let
Smith & Wesson do the talkin'!

879
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,669
Those guns don't even work.

880
01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:30,535
- Oh, they don't? Take a look at this.
- Ay!

881
01:01:30,641 --> 01:01:32,575
- Don't kick me!
- (CHITTERING)

882
01:01:32,676 --> 01:01:34,644
Dexter!

883
01:01:40,183 --> 01:01:43,152
(ALL GRUNTING)

884
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,056
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

885
01:02:07,944 --> 01:02:11,175
(GRUNTING)

886
01:02:17,954 --> 01:02:20,752
(ALL LAUGHING)

887
01:02:23,126 --> 01:02:25,788
- Why?
- (LAUGHING)

888
01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:31,062
(CHITTERING)

889
01:02:31,168 --> 01:02:33,636
Ho! Dexter!

890
01:02:33,737 --> 01:02:37,366
(CHITTERING CONTINUES)

891
01:02:41,378 --> 01:02:43,278
End of the line, cool breeze.

892
01:02:44,748 --> 01:02:46,272
End of the line.

893
01:02:49,986 --> 01:02:53,945
(GRUNTING)
Huh?

894
01:02:54,057 --> 01:02:55,725
(EXCITED GRUNTING)

895
01:02:55,726 --> 01:02:56,784
(EXCITED GRUNTING)

896
01:02:56,893 --> 01:02:59,794
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

897
01:03:01,765 --> 01:03:04,325
(SHOUTS)

898
01:03:04,434 --> 01:03:06,402
I am not playing games here.

899
01:03:06,503 --> 01:03:08,471
(CHITTERING)

900
01:03:10,674 --> 01:03:12,437
Just hand them over.

901
01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:19,746
Easy. Easy, Dexter.

902
01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:22,080
Nice and easy, Dex. That's it.

903
01:03:22,185 --> 01:03:24,449
- (GRUNTS)
- (CHITTERING)

904
01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,818
(GROANS)

905
01:03:39,102 --> 01:03:41,764
(SLAPPING CONTINUES)

906
01:03:44,207 --> 01:03:46,869
ROOSEVELT: Good Lord, Lawrence!
Why are you slapping a monkey?

907
01:03:46,977 --> 01:03:50,777
Teddy, this guy's been pushing me
and pushing me, and I'm sick of it!

908
01:03:50,881 --> 01:03:54,317
Poppycock. This little creature
is your primate brother.

909
01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:56,112
Without him, there's no us.

910
01:03:56,219 --> 01:03:59,620
Are you rabid? Wipe that off.

911
01:03:59,723 --> 01:04:02,954
You have to deal with this
creature with love and respect.

912
01:04:03,059 --> 01:04:05,027
May I have the keys,
dear friend?

913
01:04:05,128 --> 01:04:08,859
- (CHITTERING)
- Thank you. Lawrence?

914
01:04:11,134 --> 01:04:13,534
LARREY: You know what? You seem to know
what you're doing, Teddy.

915
01:04:13,637 --> 01:04:15,798
So, uh, I'm gonna let you
take over, all right?

916
01:04:15,906 --> 01:04:18,500
No, no! My dear boy,
you can't put up the white flag now.

917
01:04:18,608 --> 01:04:20,872
The museum is on the verge
of total anarchy!

918
01:04:20,977 --> 01:04:23,172
LARREY: Look, I tried. I came back
tonight, didn't I?

919
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,306
Tried? That was one night. I didn't build
the Panama Canal in one day!

920
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:30,318
Yeah, well, that's great, Teddy, but I'm dealing
with the most ridiculous job in history!

921
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,388
- Some men are born great, Lawrence.
- Yeah, I know, Teddy.

922
01:04:32,489 --> 01:04:34,719
Others have greatness
thrust upon them.

923
01:04:34,825 --> 01:04:36,884
You hit me with that
chestnut last night.

924
01:04:36,993 --> 01:04:39,052
The thing is,
not everyone is great.

925
01:04:39,162 --> 01:04:41,596
That's the problem.
Some of us are just ordinary.

926
01:04:41,698 --> 01:04:44,394
No, you're not, Lawrence. For the love
of Gideon, stop wallowing in self-pity.

927
01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:46,662
Every great journey
begins with a single footstep.

928
01:04:46,770 --> 01:04:50,365
If you could teach the inhabitants to get
along, they wouldn't need to be locked up.

929
01:04:50,473 --> 01:04:53,237
That means a lot coming from a guy
who's spent the last 50 years...

930
01:04:53,343 --> 01:04:55,402
spying on a girl
he's never even talked to.

931
01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:59,175
I was going to make contact.
Lawrence, please.

932
01:04:59,282 --> 01:05:01,876
LARREY:
I'm done, all right?

933
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,315
(GROWLING)

934
01:05:06,423 --> 01:05:09,415
No, Rexy! No!

935
01:05:09,526 --> 01:05:12,962
(BRAYING)

936
01:05:15,932 --> 01:05:19,868
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

937
01:05:40,423 --> 01:05:42,448
Oh, no.

938
01:06:46,523 --> 01:06:48,457
All right.

939
01:06:57,334 --> 01:07:01,668
No one comes here anymore. Besides,
I took this tour in second grade, Daley.

940
01:07:01,771 --> 01:07:04,069
I'm telling you.
My dad's gonna hook us up.

941
01:07:04,174 --> 01:07:07,405
- McPHEE: Mr. Daley.
- Yeah?

942
01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:09,740
- Foam.
- Yes, I know.

943
01:07:09,846 --> 01:07:12,212
- In the Neanderthal display.
- I know. I know.

944
01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:14,708
LARREY: There was an incident last
night with the fire extinguisher.

945
01:07:14,733 --> 01:07:16,275
I was literally on my
way to clean it up.

946
01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:18,754
Okay, don't bother.
You're fired.

947
01:07:20,523 --> 01:07:22,889
I don't think we're
gettin' a tour today.

948
01:07:22,993 --> 01:07:26,326
Your dad just got canned, dude.

949
01:07:26,429 --> 01:07:28,556
Excuse me?

950
01:07:28,665 --> 01:07:32,829
Mr. McPhee?
Excuse me, Mr. McPhee?

951
01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:35,598
Can I talk to you
about this, please, sir?

952
01:07:35,705 --> 01:07:37,832
- What?
- I know I screwed up...

953
01:07:37,941 --> 01:07:40,239
but I think I finally understand
how to do this job.

954
01:07:40,343 --> 01:07:43,104
- You obviously don't. That's the point.
- No, I didn't, but now I do.

955
01:07:43,113 --> 01:07:45,911
- Really, Mr. McPhee, if you just give me one...
- Doctor.

956
01:07:46,016 --> 01:07:51,352
Dr. McPhee, just...
Can you please give me one more night?

957
01:07:53,823 --> 01:07:56,417
- One more night.
- Okay. Thank you.

958
01:07:56,526 --> 01:08:00,428
And if anything is the tiniest...

959
01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:02,430
after your shift...

960
01:08:02,532 --> 01:08:04,830
Whoo!
(MAKES CRASHING NOISE)

961
01:08:04,934 --> 01:08:07,630
Because...

962
01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:09,432
Got it.

963
01:08:09,539 --> 01:08:10,767
- Okay?
- Okay.

964
01:08:10,874 --> 01:08:13,240
Fool me once, shame on you.

965
01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:15,334
Fool me twice...

966
01:08:18,915 --> 01:08:20,815
- Shame on me.
- Huh?

967
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,817
Fool me... Shame on me.

968
01:08:22,919 --> 01:08:25,479
- You.
- Fool me twice... Got it.

969
01:08:25,588 --> 01:08:28,250
- Take it or leave it.
- Okay. Thank you.

970
01:08:31,928 --> 01:08:34,396
- Hey.
- Hey.

971
01:08:34,497 --> 01:08:38,126
- What's wrong?
- Maybe you should ask Nicky.

972
01:08:40,103 --> 01:08:43,004
Hey, buddy. What's goin'on?

973
01:08:43,106 --> 01:08:45,165
You got fired.

974
01:08:45,275 --> 01:08:47,766
What are you talkin' about?
I didn't get fired.

975
01:08:49,112 --> 01:08:51,012
NICK: I came to the
museum this morning.

976
01:08:51,114 --> 01:08:53,014
I saw your boss yelling at you.

977
01:08:53,116 --> 01:08:56,347
LARREY: Why didn't you tell me?
No, everything's fine.

978
01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:58,921
I just... We just had
a little misunderstanding.

979
01:08:59,022 --> 01:09:01,616
Why?

980
01:09:01,724 --> 01:09:05,626
It's hard to explain. It's got...
I mean, you wouldn't bel...

981
01:09:05,728 --> 01:09:08,822
You know what?
Let me show you.

982
01:09:08,932 --> 01:09:11,765
- Show me what?
- Come to work with me tonight.

983
01:09:11,868 --> 01:09:16,100
Larry, can, um...
can I talk to you for a second?

984
01:09:16,206 --> 01:09:18,868
(SIGHS)

985
01:09:18,975 --> 01:09:22,502
- Am I in trouble?
- Larry, what are you doing?

986
01:09:22,612 --> 01:09:25,012
I just want to show him
what I do. That's all.

987
01:09:25,115 --> 01:09:28,482
I love that you want to share that
with him, but I gotta tell you...

988
01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,952
I don't think Nicky has any room
in his heart for more disappointment.

989
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:35,224
He won't be disappointed.

990
01:09:35,325 --> 01:09:36,952
Larry...

991
01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:39,494
He won't be disappointed.

992
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:45,359
(CHATTERING)

993
01:09:45,468 --> 01:09:48,028
Listen, you're gonna hang out in the
security office till everyone's gone.

994
01:09:48,138 --> 01:09:51,539
- Then I'm gonna come get you, all right?
- Okay.

995
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,755
LARREY: Hey, miss? I'm gonna have
to ask you to vacate the premises.

996
01:10:13,863 --> 01:10:16,388
- (LAUGHS) Hey, there.
- Hey.

997
01:10:16,499 --> 01:10:20,367
- Good place to think, huh?
- Yeah, definitely.

998
01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:23,530
So, no big plans tonight or...

999
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,507
Yeah. No, I'm not really
a big plan person.

1000
01:10:26,609 --> 01:10:29,806
I prefer hanging out with people
who were dead for 200 years.

1001
01:10:29,913 --> 01:10:32,438
It's the live ones that throw me.

1002
01:10:32,549 --> 01:10:35,450
That's cool. Seriously, though,
you do have to leave.

1003
01:10:35,552 --> 01:10:37,713
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Sorry.

1004
01:10:37,820 --> 01:10:39,977
It's just museum rules, and we're
sort of locking everything up.

1005
01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:40,540
No. Okay.

1006
01:10:40,623 --> 01:10:43,888
REBECCA: You're really taking
your job seriously. Okay.

1007
01:10:43,993 --> 01:10:47,451
Well, you know,
once I clip on the tie, I'm all business.

1008
01:10:47,564 --> 01:10:50,897
- I get it.
- Yeah. How's that dissertation coming?

1009
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:55,027
Oh, I've hit a dead end.
I mean, research can only get me so far.

1010
01:10:55,138 --> 01:10:57,538
I'm never gonna know
who she really was.

1011
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:02,805
So, I think it's time that
I move on to another subject.

1012
01:11:02,912 --> 01:11:05,403
I'll let you get back to work.

1013
01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,415
- Okay.
- Good night, Larry.

1014
01:11:07,517 --> 01:11:09,951
Yeah. Okay.

1015
01:11:10,053 --> 01:11:11,953
Night.

1016
01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:20,487
Hey!

1017
01:11:21,931 --> 01:11:24,422
Rebecca!

1018
01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:28,302
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hey.

1019
01:11:28,404 --> 01:11:31,896
Hey, listen. I don't think
you should give up on your paper.

1020
01:11:32,008 --> 01:11:33,839
Okay. Why?

1021
01:11:33,943 --> 01:11:36,673
All right, look.
This is gonna sound crazy, all right?

1022
01:11:36,779 --> 01:11:39,577
I mean, it's gonna sound
like really, really crazy.

1023
01:11:39,682 --> 01:11:42,276
- Okay.
- No, I mean like insanely crazy.

1024
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,285
- I can handle it.
- Okay.

1025
01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:49,086
You know how they say
in certain museums history comes alive?

1026
01:11:49,192 --> 01:11:52,286
- Yeah.
- In this museum...

1027
01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:54,454
it actually does.

1028
01:11:55,965 --> 01:11:57,865
(WHISPERING)
What are you talking about?

1029
01:12:01,938 --> 01:12:06,705
(WHISPERING) Everything
in this museum comes to life at night.

1030
01:12:10,213 --> 01:12:13,649
- Really?
- Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you.

1031
01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:15,635
You know that tablet,
the Tablet of Ahkmenrah?

1032
01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:16,140
Mm-hmm.

1033
01:12:16,219 --> 01:12:19,154
It actually brings things to life.
It's like some ancient spell.

1034
01:12:19,255 --> 01:12:22,156
Since the '50s when it came here, every
night everything's been coming to life.

1035
01:12:22,258 --> 01:12:25,421
I know this because Teddy Roosevelt
told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter?

1036
01:12:25,528 --> 01:12:28,053
Right? The cute little...
What is he? Like a-a...

1037
01:12:28,164 --> 01:12:30,064
- A capuchin.
- A capuchin, right. The capuchin.

1038
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:32,862
He urinated on me
and bit my nose.

1039
01:12:32,969 --> 01:12:35,938
And Sakagawea is in her case...

1040
01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:39,702
alive every night, just listening
to Lewis and Clark argue.

1041
01:12:39,809 --> 01:12:43,370
So if you really want
to get inside her head...

1042
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,674
(WHISPERING)
I can hook that up.

1043
01:12:47,050 --> 01:12:51,384
- That's cool.
- Yeah, it's cool. It's freakin' awesome!

1044
01:12:54,657 --> 01:12:56,716
REBECCA:
Make fun of the history geek.

1045
01:12:56,826 --> 01:12:58,589
No. Rebecca!

1046
01:12:58,695 --> 01:13:00,754
Good night, Larry.

1047
01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:05,593
No, I'm not making fun of you.
Rebecca!

1048
01:13:15,511 --> 01:13:17,604
(GRUNTS) There you go.
Best seat in the house.

1049
01:13:17,714 --> 01:13:19,739
- What's going on?
- If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy...

1050
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:21,747
so I'm just gonna show you.

1051
01:13:22,018 --> 01:13:25,078
- What?
- You'll see in about 20 seconds.

1052
01:13:25,188 --> 01:13:27,418
- Okay, you like Tyrannosaurus rex?
- Yeah.

1053
01:13:27,523 --> 01:13:29,753
Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy.

1054
01:13:29,859 --> 01:13:33,226
And he's about
to come to life, Nicholas...

1055
01:13:33,329 --> 01:13:35,229
in...

1056
01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:41,567
five, four, three, two...

1057
01:13:48,945 --> 01:13:51,539
- Dad?
- Hang on a sec.

1058
01:13:51,647 --> 01:13:54,878
LARREY:
Say hello to Rexy!

1059
01:13:56,185 --> 01:13:58,380
NICK:
Dad, are you okay?

1060
01:13:58,488 --> 01:14:01,116
LARREY:
This is weird.

1061
01:14:01,224 --> 01:14:03,920
Guys? Come on!

1062
01:14:04,026 --> 01:14:05,926
Sundown!

1063
01:14:08,097 --> 01:14:11,498
(WHISPERING) Hey, T.R. Come on. Rise and
shine, buddy. I need you to wake up.

1064
01:14:11,601 --> 01:14:14,764
Come on. My kid is here.
I need you to wake up. Texas?

1065
01:14:14,871 --> 01:14:17,032
Texas, come on! Texas, come on!
Get on, Texas!

1066
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:19,131
Whoo! Get on, Texas! Giddap!

1067
01:14:19,242 --> 01:14:21,437
Just stop, okay?

1068
01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,809
No. Nicky, I'm telling you.
There's this tablet, okay?

1069
01:14:24,914 --> 01:14:28,111
It's called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah,
and every night at sundown...

1070
01:14:28,217 --> 01:14:30,185
- Now there's a tablet?
- Yeah, there is.

1071
01:14:30,286 --> 01:14:32,277
Come on, Dad.

1072
01:14:33,322 --> 01:14:35,017
Come on.

1073
01:14:39,429 --> 01:14:41,420
- It's gone.
- What's gone?

1074
01:14:41,531 --> 01:14:44,830
The tablet.
I think somebody stole it.

1075
01:14:44,934 --> 01:14:46,834
Yeah, right.

1076
01:14:46,936 --> 01:14:49,837
I'm not kidding, Nicky.

1077
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:54,108
Nicky?

1078
01:14:55,912 --> 01:14:59,313
Hey! Nicky!

1079
01:14:59,415 --> 01:15:02,111
Hey! Hey, Nicky!
Where are you going? Huh?

1080
01:15:02,218 --> 01:15:04,982
- Home.
- What? Wait a minute.

1081
01:15:05,087 --> 01:15:06,987
(DOOR OPENS)

1082
01:15:09,492 --> 01:15:11,790
Come on.

1083
01:15:16,933 --> 01:15:18,230
Whoa.

1084
01:15:20,069 --> 01:15:24,005
- You guys shouldn't be here.
- Give us the tablet, son.

1085
01:15:24,106 --> 01:15:26,131
Wait a minute, Nicky.
What are you guys doing?

1086
01:15:26,242 --> 01:15:28,540
We're not gonna hurt you.
Give us the tablet.

1087
01:15:28,644 --> 01:15:32,045
CECIL: I'm sorry to tell you this, son, but
your dad doesn't work here anymore.

1088
01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:34,742
Got fired this morning.
Couldn't hack it.

1089
01:15:34,851 --> 01:15:38,014
NICK: Dad, I thought you said
you weren't fired.

1090
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,714
LARREY: I did, Nicky. They're lying.
They're trying to steal that thing.

1091
01:15:40,823 --> 01:15:43,383
Just turn the middle piece.
You'll see what I was talking about.

1092
01:15:43,493 --> 01:15:45,613
CECIL: That is museum property, son.
Now give it back.

1093
01:15:45,661 --> 01:15:47,561
Nicky, trust me.
Just turn it.

1094
01:15:47,663 --> 01:15:49,858
GUS:
Give us the tablet!

1095
01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:52,560
Nicky, trust me.

1096
01:16:05,615 --> 01:16:07,845
(JOINTS CREAKING)

1097
01:16:07,950 --> 01:16:12,751
(MAMMOTH TRUMPETING)

1098
01:16:14,357 --> 01:16:15,881
Nick, run, now.

1099
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,055
Get back here, kid!

1100
01:16:19,161 --> 01:16:21,425
Whoa!
(GRUNTS)

1101
01:16:21,531 --> 01:16:23,590
Bad idea, Larry.

1102
01:16:23,699 --> 01:16:26,190
GUS: You wanna dance, hot dog?
Do you wanna dance?

1103
01:16:26,302 --> 01:16:29,362
LARREY: Gus, you're an old man.
I don't want to hurt... Ooh! Ow!

1104
01:16:29,472 --> 01:16:31,372
Ah!

1105
01:16:31,474 --> 01:16:33,806
You see, Larry,
a few years into the job...

1106
01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:37,402
the three of us realized that,
like everything else in this museum...

1107
01:16:37,513 --> 01:16:39,276
we got new life at night.

1108
01:16:39,382 --> 01:16:42,749
Sundown to sunrise,
we felt young again.

1109
01:16:42,852 --> 01:16:45,719
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
Okay. Did not see that coming.

1110
01:16:45,821 --> 01:16:48,085
Gave us an energy boost.

1111
01:16:48,190 --> 01:16:50,624
We love the nightlife, Larry.

1112
01:16:50,726 --> 01:16:54,423
So when we found out they were gonna
fire us, we had to steal the tablet.

1113
01:16:54,530 --> 01:16:56,589
Everyone knows
you need the money.

1114
01:16:56,699 --> 01:16:58,826
Add to that the stuff
we planted in your place...

1115
01:16:58,935 --> 01:17:02,234
Pretty obvious you committed the crime.
Take care of that cut.

1116
01:17:02,338 --> 01:17:05,171
Come on, guys.
Let's go find that kid.

1117
01:17:07,043 --> 01:17:09,136
Sweet dreams, cupcake!

1118
01:17:09,245 --> 01:17:11,179
- No!
- Pile driver!

1119
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,510
- (GROANS)
- Come on. Let's get our tablet.

1120
01:17:31,467 --> 01:17:35,062
(ANIMAL NOISES)

1121
01:17:39,075 --> 01:17:41,635
Thank you very much.
We'll take it from here.

1122
01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:45,180
Nicky! (SCREAMS)
(GROANS)

1123
01:17:45,281 --> 01:17:48,182
Just in time, Larry.
We were just locking up.

1124
01:17:49,619 --> 01:17:52,952
Sleep tight, hotshot.
(LAUGHS)

1125
01:17:53,055 --> 01:17:56,024
Let's grab everything we can fence.

1126
01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:58,616
I don't know about you,
but I'm planning on a long retirement.

1127
01:17:58,728 --> 01:18:00,628
(LAUGHING)

1128
01:18:00,796 --> 01:18:03,560
(TRUMPETING)

1129
01:18:06,902 --> 01:18:10,804
LARREY: Teddy! Teddy, if you're out there,
I need you, pal!

1130
01:18:10,906 --> 01:18:13,431
(HORSE WHINNIES)

1131
01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:16,807
- Someone call my name?
- Whoa.

1132
01:18:16,912 --> 01:18:18,812
ROOSEVELT:
Theodore Roosevelt at your service.

1133
01:18:20,316 --> 01:18:22,614
- Teddy, can you get us out of here?
- Can't do it, man.

1134
01:18:22,643 --> 01:18:23,643
This is your moment.

1135
01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:26,439
Will you save the lectures, please?
I'm not you, okay?

1136
01:18:26,522 --> 01:18:30,151
ROOSEVELT: I didn't build the Panama Canal.
I wasn't president of the United States.

1137
01:18:30,259 --> 01:18:32,159
I need some help!
Come on!

1138
01:18:32,261 --> 01:18:37,324
Actually, I never did
any of those things.

1139
01:18:37,433 --> 01:18:39,367
Teddy Roosevelt did.

1140
01:18:39,468 --> 01:18:42,403
I was made in a mannequin factory
in Poughkeepsie.

1141
01:18:42,505 --> 01:18:44,496
I never shot a wild beast.

1142
01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:47,940
I'm not even brave enough
to tell that beautiful woman I love her.

1143
01:18:48,044 --> 01:18:49,773
But you...

1144
01:18:49,879 --> 01:18:54,077
You gotta finish the job this time.
You can't quit.

1145
01:18:56,852 --> 01:19:00,618
I'm made of wax, Larry.
What are you made of?

1146
01:19:05,127 --> 01:19:07,789
Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
That's all you got for me?

1147
01:19:07,814 --> 01:19:08,814
That's it!

1148
01:19:11,567 --> 01:19:14,934
(GROWLING)

1149
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,600
(LOUD WAILING)

1150
01:19:20,710 --> 01:19:22,735
That's it. Come on.

1151
01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:24,938
Duck!

1152
01:19:26,649 --> 01:19:28,708
Go over there!

1153
01:19:28,818 --> 01:19:31,719
(WAILING CONTINUES)

1154
01:19:41,097 --> 01:19:43,395
(SCREAMS)

1155
01:19:47,803 --> 01:19:50,431
Hey. Hi. How you doin'?

1156
01:19:50,539 --> 01:19:54,134
Um, sorry to bother you, but, uh,
your guys there, your jackal guys...

1157
01:19:54,243 --> 01:19:56,643
Do you think you could actually
ask them to back off, please?

1158
01:19:56,712 --> 01:19:58,646
We're not trying to hurt you,
and they think we are.

1159
01:19:58,748 --> 01:20:00,571
Do you think you could
possibly do it, like, now?

1160
01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:01,798
(SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1161
01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:04,148
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1162
01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:10,283
Thank you. Nicky. Thank you.

1163
01:20:15,765 --> 01:20:19,166
- (SHOUTING)
- Dad?

1164
01:20:19,268 --> 01:20:22,294
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

1165
01:20:26,208 --> 01:20:29,666
- (GASPS, COUGHING)
- (COUGHS)

1166
01:20:29,779 --> 01:20:33,681
AHKMENRAH: You would not believe
how stuffy it is in there.

1167
01:20:34,950 --> 01:20:36,941
LARREY:
How come you speak English?

1168
01:20:37,052 --> 01:20:40,044
- I went to Cambridge University.
- You went to Cambridge?

1169
01:20:40,156 --> 01:20:42,818
I was on display
in the Egyptology Department.

1170
01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:46,258
AHKMENRAH: I am Ahkmenrah,
fourth king of the fourth king...

1171
01:20:46,362 --> 01:20:49,229
ruler of the land of my fathers.

1172
01:20:49,331 --> 01:20:52,300
Uh, I am Larry...

1173
01:20:52,401 --> 01:20:54,995
son of Milton...

1174
01:20:55,104 --> 01:20:58,835
and, uh, this is my son, Nick...

1175
01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:01,239
and we hail from Brooklyn.

1176
01:21:01,343 --> 01:21:03,827
Well, I do. I mean, he
comes out and stays

1177
01:21:03,852 --> 01:21:06,566
with me on Wednesdays and
every other weekend.

1178
01:21:06,649 --> 01:21:11,484
That was the, uh, custody
agreement that we had.

1179
01:21:11,587 --> 01:21:15,284
Larry, Nick,
guardians of Brooklyn...

1180
01:21:15,391 --> 01:21:17,689
I am forever in your debt.

1181
01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:20,455
Now bestow the tablet upon me...

1182
01:21:20,563 --> 01:21:23,191
so that I may assume
command of my kingdom.

1183
01:21:23,299 --> 01:21:25,733
Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet.

1184
01:21:25,835 --> 01:21:28,429
I would love
to bestow it upon you...

1185
01:21:28,537 --> 01:21:32,405
but we don't actually have it.

1186
01:21:40,182 --> 01:21:43,208
Thanks, guys. Don't worry.
I'll watch out for him.

1187
01:21:43,319 --> 01:21:45,344
Thank you.

1188
01:21:45,521 --> 01:21:48,854
(LOUD COMMOTION)

1189
01:21:52,628 --> 01:21:55,119
(COMMOTION CONTINUES)

1190
01:21:57,700 --> 01:22:00,931
- (MAN SHOUTING)
- What is that?

1191
01:22:01,036 --> 01:22:03,800
- (SHOUTING CONTINUES)
- Huns.

1192
01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:09,034
- I gotta deal with this guy.
- (SHOUTS)

1193
01:22:10,846 --> 01:22:14,475
- (SHOUTING)
- (SHOUTING)

1194
01:22:18,721 --> 01:22:20,621
(SHOUTING STOPS)

1195
01:22:20,723 --> 01:22:23,385
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1196
01:22:23,492 --> 01:22:27,724
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)

1197
01:22:27,830 --> 01:22:30,822
(SHOUTING)

1198
01:22:32,868 --> 01:22:36,269
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)

1199
01:22:40,376 --> 01:22:42,276
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1200
01:22:43,679 --> 01:22:46,113
Pardon me, Larry.
I speak Hun.

1201
01:22:46,215 --> 01:22:48,308
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1202
01:22:48,417 --> 01:22:51,181
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1203
01:22:51,287 --> 01:22:53,687
(SHOUTING)

1204
01:22:53,789 --> 01:22:56,349
He says that he wants
to rip you apart.

1205
01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:58,824
LARREY: All right. Again with the ripping.
Listen, I understand.

1206
01:22:58,928 --> 01:23:02,329
I get it. Ripping for you...
You want to rip things, okay?

1207
01:23:02,431 --> 01:23:06,060
And I think maybe that's because
somebody ripped you a long time ago.

1208
01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:08,602
In here.

1209
01:23:08,704 --> 01:23:12,140
Did somebody rip little...
little baby Attila...

1210
01:23:12,241 --> 01:23:15,438
a long time ago right here?

1211
01:23:15,544 --> 01:23:19,173
They ripped... They ripped
something out, didn't they?

1212
01:23:20,816 --> 01:23:22,875
They ripped love.

1213
01:23:22,985 --> 01:23:26,113
They ripped love
right out of you, didn't they?

1214
01:23:26,221 --> 01:23:30,214
A little baby all alone in a tent...

1215
01:23:30,326 --> 01:23:33,295
whose daddy went off...

1216
01:23:33,395 --> 01:23:38,230
to pillage some town
or go and plunder somewhere.

1217
01:23:38,334 --> 01:23:42,293
Just doing his job.
But who was left alone?

1218
01:23:45,574 --> 01:23:49,135
- You.
- (SOBBING)

1219
01:23:49,244 --> 01:23:52,611
- It's okay. It's okay.
- (SOBBING CONTINUES)

1220
01:23:52,715 --> 01:23:56,412
Let it out. Let it go.
Let it go.

1221
01:23:58,554 --> 01:24:01,921
(SINGING GIBBERISH)

1222
01:24:16,939 --> 01:24:19,772
It's okay. It's okay.

1223
01:24:21,777 --> 01:24:23,335
You're next.

1224
01:24:25,347 --> 01:24:28,180
Yeah.
(SIGHS)

1225
01:24:28,283 --> 01:24:30,945
Good. That's good.
Just breathe.

1226
01:24:31,053 --> 01:24:33,180
- Just... Just...
- (SHUDDERS)

1227
01:24:33,288 --> 01:24:35,449
- (EXHALES) Yeah.
- Larry Daley?

1228
01:24:35,557 --> 01:24:39,254
- Yeah?
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1229
01:24:39,361 --> 01:24:42,057
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Good. Yes.

1230
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,530
- (GRUNTING)
- Yeah, okay. Good. Good.

1231
01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:47,396
- (LOUD COMMOTION)
- All right!

1232
01:24:47,503 --> 01:24:49,596
I need everybody to listen up!

1233
01:24:51,373 --> 01:24:52,869
(COMMOTION CONTINUES)

1234
01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:54,365
LARREY:
Guys, come on!

1235
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,516
EASTER ISLAND HEAD:
Quiet!

1236
01:25:01,617 --> 01:25:04,211
(VOICE ECHOING)

1237
01:25:04,319 --> 01:25:06,310
(SQUAWKS)

1238
01:25:06,422 --> 01:25:08,515
(TRUMPETS)

1239
01:25:08,624 --> 01:25:11,252
(ALL SCREAMING)

1240
01:25:14,163 --> 01:25:17,360
- My dum-dum want to speak.
- Thank you.

1241
01:25:17,466 --> 01:25:20,765
LARREY: Now this here
is King Ahkmenrah.

1242
01:25:20,869 --> 01:25:23,997
His tablet is what brings you
to life every night.

1243
01:25:24,106 --> 01:25:26,973
And those old night watchmen...
they stole it.

1244
01:25:27,076 --> 01:25:29,977
Now we need to find those guards
and get the tablet back...

1245
01:25:30,079 --> 01:25:32,104
and we need to do it
before morning.

1246
01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:35,445
Civil War guys, head over
to the Planetarium Wing.

1247
01:25:37,352 --> 01:25:40,446
My explorer friend
whose name escapes me...

1248
01:25:40,556 --> 01:25:43,081
- (WHISPERING) It's Columbus.
- Right, Columbus.

1249
01:25:43,192 --> 01:25:46,127
Right. I'm sorry. There's no nameplate.
So, Columbus...

1250
01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:50,028
take the Neanderthals and do a sweep from
Invertebrates all the way through Reptiles.

1251
01:25:50,132 --> 01:25:53,863
Jed and Octavius, their van's
parked out back. Go take care of it.

1252
01:25:53,969 --> 01:25:56,494
JEDEDIAH: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. No, sir.
I ain't workin' with toga boy.

1253
01:25:56,605 --> 01:25:59,802
- Romans work alone. Ow!
- That didn't hurt.

1254
01:25:59,908 --> 01:26:01,808
- Don't be a baby.
- Yes, it did!

1255
01:26:01,910 --> 01:26:04,879
Come on! Aaah!
That was much harder!

1256
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:09,440
LARREY:
Guys, come on! Jed, Octavius...

1257
01:26:09,551 --> 01:26:11,610
take away the fact
you were born 2,000 years apart.

1258
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:16,384
You guys aren't that different.
You're both great leaders.

1259
01:26:16,492 --> 01:26:18,790
You just want what's best
for your people, right?

1260
01:26:18,894 --> 01:26:20,361
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1261
01:26:20,462 --> 01:26:22,054
Civil War dudes!

1262
01:26:23,732 --> 01:26:25,825
You guys are brothers,
for God's sakes.

1263
01:26:25,934 --> 01:26:28,698
You've gotta stop fighting.

1264
01:26:28,804 --> 01:26:33,332
North wins.
Slavery's bad. Sorry.

1265
01:26:33,442 --> 01:26:36,673
Don't wanna burst your bubble.
But, South, you guys get...

1266
01:26:36,778 --> 01:26:40,373
Allman Brothers and...
NASCAR.

1267
01:26:40,482 --> 01:26:43,383
So just chill!

1268
01:26:43,485 --> 01:26:47,922
Look, without that tablet,
all of this...

1269
01:26:48,023 --> 01:26:51,151
this whole coming to life
at night thing... it all goes away.

1270
01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:53,751
Now, I don't want
to let that happen...

1271
01:26:53,862 --> 01:26:55,762
but I need your help.

1272
01:26:55,864 --> 01:26:57,991
We can get this done,
but we gotta do it together.

1273
01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,364
So who's with me?

1274
01:27:00,469 --> 01:27:03,438
- (MURMURS OF AGREEMENT)
- Yeah.

1275
01:27:03,539 --> 01:27:06,269
- Who's with me?
- (SHOUTS OF AGREEMENT)

1276
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:09,435
- Charge!
- (ROARS)

1277
01:27:09,545 --> 01:27:12,514
All right!
Let's do this, people!

1278
01:27:14,550 --> 01:27:16,848
And animals.

1279
01:27:16,952 --> 01:27:19,352
And weird, faceless
puppet creatures.

1280
01:27:19,454 --> 01:27:21,513
Come on! Let's go!
Let's do it!

1281
01:27:43,879 --> 01:27:46,473
Come on! Follow me, boys!

1282
01:27:46,582 --> 01:27:48,482
Geronimo!

1283
01:27:48,584 --> 01:27:51,553
(ALL SCREAMING)

1284
01:27:59,895 --> 01:28:01,920
Aw, geez!

1285
01:28:12,674 --> 01:28:15,802
(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)

1286
01:28:15,911 --> 01:28:20,177
REGINALD: Now, boys, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.

1287
01:28:24,586 --> 01:28:27,851
I guess it's gonna
be the hard way.

1288
01:28:27,956 --> 01:28:31,255
- (ITALIAN)
- (GRUNTING)

1289
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:35,023
OCTAVIUS:
Right, men, we're almost there.

1290
01:28:42,437 --> 01:28:45,270
(SCREAMING)

1291
01:28:45,374 --> 01:28:46,705
(AIR HISSING)

1292
01:28:46,808 --> 01:28:49,333
(SCREAMING)

1293
01:28:49,444 --> 01:28:51,105
(AIR HISSING)

1294
01:28:51,213 --> 01:28:53,010
(SCREAMING)

1295
01:28:53,115 --> 01:28:54,776
(AIR HISSING)

1296
01:28:54,883 --> 01:28:57,784
OCTAVIUS:
Save yourself!

1297
01:28:57,886 --> 01:29:00,150
JEDEDIAH:
I ain't quittin' you!

1298
01:29:02,090 --> 01:29:03,990
Gus?

1299
01:29:05,927 --> 01:29:09,454
Reginald? Fellas?
Where are you?

1300
01:29:10,465 --> 01:29:12,456
Guys?

1301
01:29:15,837 --> 01:29:20,467
- (WHALE CALLING)
- (SCREAMS)

1302
01:29:20,575 --> 01:29:22,975
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1303
01:29:23,078 --> 01:29:25,612
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Good job, gentlemen.

1304
01:29:25,637 --> 01:29:26,367
(GRUNTING)

1305
01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:29,042
- Loving the teamwork.
- (GRUNTING)

1306
01:29:34,523 --> 01:29:36,616
(ENGINE STARTS)

1307
01:29:48,036 --> 01:29:51,528
They've vanished.
How will we find them?

1308
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:54,575
I know someone
who could help. Come on.

1309
01:29:55,610 --> 01:29:57,510
Watch out!
(GRUNTS)

1310
01:30:03,885 --> 01:30:08,049
Hey, Sakagawea or "waya." Listen,
I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet.

1311
01:30:08,156 --> 01:30:10,716
Do you think you can track
the guys who took it?

1312
01:30:10,826 --> 01:30:15,559
SAKAGAWEA: He went east,
but he lost control and crashed.

1313
01:30:15,664 --> 01:30:18,963
LARREY: You're amazing.
How can you tell that?

1314
01:30:23,472 --> 01:30:26,703
SAKAGAWEA:
He left the wagon and went back.

1315
01:30:26,808 --> 01:30:29,834
He went back?

1316
01:30:29,945 --> 01:30:32,072
Why would he go back?

1317
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:34,648
(HORSES WHINNYING)

1318
01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:36,911
- Get out of the way!
- (GASPS)

1319
01:30:38,086 --> 01:30:41,146
(GRUNTS)

1320
01:30:44,059 --> 01:30:45,959
You saved me.

1321
01:30:46,061 --> 01:30:48,393
You're worth saving, my dear.

1322
01:30:49,865 --> 01:30:52,333
Ooh. That's problematic.

1323
01:30:52,434 --> 01:30:55,835
- Teddy! Oh, man.
- Larry, relax. I'm wax.

1324
01:30:55,937 --> 01:30:57,777
You've gotta do something.
Dawn's approaching,

1325
01:30:57,802 --> 01:30:59,538
and half the museum is
running amok outside.

1326
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:01,338
- He's got my tablet.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

1327
01:31:01,443 --> 01:31:06,107
JEDEDIAH:
Yee-haw! Come on, Ockie!

1328
01:31:06,214 --> 01:31:09,115
(WHOOPING)

1329
01:31:11,086 --> 01:31:13,919
At your service, Gigantor.

1330
01:31:14,022 --> 01:31:16,456
How can we be
of assistance, my liege?

1331
01:31:16,558 --> 01:31:19,356
Just give me a second, guys.

1332
01:31:19,461 --> 01:31:22,589
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (LOUD THUMPING)

1333
01:31:22,697 --> 01:31:25,825
- Rexy.
- (ROARING)

1334
01:31:25,934 --> 01:31:29,665
Here, boy.
Teddy, I need a horse.

1335
01:31:29,771 --> 01:31:31,500
ROOSEVELT:
Do it, man.

1336
01:31:31,606 --> 01:31:35,372
- (HORSES WHINNYING)
- Hyah! Hyah!

1337
01:31:41,216 --> 01:31:44,515
- (ROARING)
- (LAUGHING)

1338
01:31:44,619 --> 01:31:46,814
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1339
01:31:46,922 --> 01:31:49,322
Come on, boy!
Let me hear you yell!

1340
01:31:49,424 --> 01:31:52,222
- Yeah!
- Just livin' the dream, baby!

1341
01:31:52,327 --> 01:31:54,022
- (SHOUTS)
- I'm lovin'this!

1342
01:31:54,129 --> 01:31:57,462
(ROARING CONTINUES)

1343
01:31:57,566 --> 01:31:59,796
LARREY:
Pull the stagecoach over now!

1344
01:31:59,901 --> 01:32:02,529
- Whoa!
- Hyah!

1345
01:32:02,637 --> 01:32:06,198
- Can I make this turn up here?
- Uh...

1346
01:32:06,308 --> 01:32:09,539
I'll take that as a yes.
Hang on!

1347
01:32:11,613 --> 01:32:14,013
(GRUNTS)

1348
01:32:14,115 --> 01:32:17,710
(SCREAMING)
I can't hold her!

1349
01:32:17,819 --> 01:32:20,652
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1350
01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:34,829
Come on, Tex. Let's finish this.
Hyah! Hyah! Come on!

1351
01:32:37,138 --> 01:32:40,403
Hyah! Hyah!

1352
01:32:40,509 --> 01:32:44,172
- Give me the tablet, Cecil!
- Can't do it, son!

1353
01:32:44,279 --> 01:32:47,271
- (HORSES WHINNYING)
- Hyah!

1354
01:32:47,382 --> 01:32:49,111
Pull over!

1355
01:32:49,217 --> 01:32:52,414
CECIL: It ain't gonna happen!
Moving on!

1356
01:32:52,521 --> 01:32:55,888
Last chance, Cecil!
Stop the horses, or I will!

1357
01:32:55,991 --> 01:33:00,257
They can't be stopped, Larry.
Don't you know your history?

1358
01:33:00,362 --> 01:33:04,958
These are money carriers. They were trained
not to stop for anything but a secret word.

1359
01:33:05,066 --> 01:33:09,526
LARREY: Really? You mean
a word like... Dakota!

1360
01:33:09,638 --> 01:33:12,971
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)

1361
01:33:13,074 --> 01:33:16,043
- (GRUNTS)
- Come on, Tex.

1362
01:33:20,148 --> 01:33:22,616
I read up on my history.
Thanks for the tip.

1363
01:33:22,717 --> 01:33:26,949
Oh, and by the way, don't ever talk
to me like that in front of my son.

1364
01:33:29,024 --> 01:33:30,924
Moving on.

1365
01:33:33,428 --> 01:33:35,328
(GRUNTS)
Hey, Huns.

1366
01:33:35,430 --> 01:33:39,093
Tell Attila to have his boys take him back
to the museum, put him with the guards.

1367
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:42,033
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1368
01:33:42,137 --> 01:33:45,436
Oh, and no limb ripping, okay?

1369
01:33:45,540 --> 01:33:47,633
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- No, no, no, no.

1370
01:33:47,742 --> 01:33:50,108
(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1371
01:33:52,013 --> 01:33:54,243
- Makeekaka.
- (HUNS LAUGHING)

1372
01:33:54,349 --> 01:33:56,749
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1373
01:33:56,851 --> 01:33:58,648
Makeekaka!

1374
01:33:58,753 --> 01:34:00,914
CECIL:
Hey, w-wait. Hold the phone.

1375
01:34:01,022 --> 01:34:04,685
What does "makeekaka" mean?
Wait. Translation, please.

1376
01:34:06,561 --> 01:34:10,361
ROOSEVELT: The year was 1909. I was going
up the Zambezi River in Africa...

1377
01:34:10,532 --> 01:34:13,626
and our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy
who spoke only by clicking.

1378
01:34:13,735 --> 01:34:17,330
- (CLICKING)
- (LAUGHING)

1379
01:34:17,439 --> 01:34:21,102
(CLICKING CONTINUES)

1380
01:34:21,209 --> 01:34:23,109
Oh, there we are.

1381
01:34:25,981 --> 01:34:29,212
- Oh, boy.
- AHKMENRAH: What is it?

1382
01:34:29,317 --> 01:34:32,150
I gotta get you guys
back to the museum.

1383
01:34:32,253 --> 01:34:33,982
NICK:
How?

1384
01:34:36,524 --> 01:34:39,118
Ahkmenrah,
I'm gonna need your help.

1385
01:34:39,227 --> 01:34:42,526
This is your tablet. You know the instructions.
I need you to get everyone back.

1386
01:34:42,631 --> 01:34:46,863
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1387
01:34:55,243 --> 01:34:57,177
(ROARING)

1388
01:34:57,178 --> 01:34:59,078
(ROARING)

1389
01:35:03,985 --> 01:35:07,250
(TRUMPETING)

1390
01:35:08,623 --> 01:35:11,353
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- Come on.

1391
01:35:11,459 --> 01:35:13,518
There's somebody
who's gotta see this.

1392
01:35:15,830 --> 01:35:19,231
TAXI DRIVER: What I'm saying is, for the
type of money that they pay A-Rod...

1393
01:35:19,334 --> 01:35:22,599
he oughta be bringin' home
a World Series trophy every season.

1394
01:35:22,704 --> 01:35:26,231
- Know what I mean?
- (LOUD ROARING)

1395
01:35:35,183 --> 01:35:37,151
(TRUMPETING)

1396
01:35:40,622 --> 01:35:42,522
(ANIMAL NOISES)

1397
01:35:42,624 --> 01:35:45,855
Now who they gonna get
to clean up all that doo-doo?

1398
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:47,860
- AHKMENRAH: Inuit.
- LARREY: Yeah.

1399
01:35:47,962 --> 01:35:50,556
- One terra-cotta soldier. Vikings.
- Right.

1400
01:35:50,665 --> 01:35:53,259
- Alpaca. Llama.
- Welcome back, ladies.

1401
01:35:53,368 --> 01:35:55,928
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- Hey, uh, Viking guys.

1402
01:35:56,037 --> 01:35:59,734
Do me a favor. Your fellows made some sort of
funeral pyre-type thing in Petrified Wood.

1403
01:35:59,841 --> 01:36:02,401
Go clean that up, okay?
Thank you.

1404
01:36:02,510 --> 01:36:04,842
- (MOOSE BELLOWING)
- Uh-oh. He's back.

1405
01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:07,380
All right.
I'll deal with this joker.

1406
01:36:07,482 --> 01:36:09,609
Hey, hey, moose!
It's not gonna happen, buddy!

1407
01:36:09,718 --> 01:36:12,778
I told you three times. You can't come
through this door with those antlers.

1408
01:36:12,887 --> 01:36:15,617
So you and your caribou buddy
gotta go around to the loading dock.

1409
01:36:15,724 --> 01:36:18,488
- ROOSEVELT: Lawrence!
- Hey, Teddy!

1410
01:36:18,593 --> 01:36:20,618
Great to see you in one piece.

1411
01:36:20,729 --> 01:36:23,391
Sakagawea, a little hot wax,
and I'm a new man.

1412
01:36:23,498 --> 01:36:25,398
Larry?

1413
01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:31,430
I told you I wasn't
making fun of you.

1414
01:36:31,539 --> 01:36:33,006
I know.

1415
01:36:33,108 --> 01:36:35,008
Teddy?

1416
01:36:36,344 --> 01:36:38,835
Oh, my God.

1417
01:36:40,281 --> 01:36:42,249
You wanna meet her?

1418
01:36:43,518 --> 01:36:45,418
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1419
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:47,647
Come on. Excuse me.

1420
01:36:47,756 --> 01:36:49,815
President Roosevelt,
this is my friend Rebecca.

1421
01:36:49,924 --> 01:36:51,824
- An honor.
- Hi.

1422
01:36:51,926 --> 01:36:53,826
And this is "Sakagawaya."

1423
01:36:53,928 --> 01:36:55,054
- "Wee-ah."
- "Wee-ah."

1424
01:36:55,163 --> 01:36:57,063
"Wee-ah."

1425
01:36:57,165 --> 01:36:59,759
I think she has a few questions
she wants to ask you.

1426
01:37:01,269 --> 01:37:03,760
REBECCA:
You rock! I am a big fan.

1427
01:37:04,873 --> 01:37:06,841
SAKAGAWEA:
What would you like to know?

1428
01:37:06,941 --> 01:37:10,468
Um, well, I don't know
where to start, but, um...

1429
01:37:10,578 --> 01:37:13,411
(LIONS ROARING)

1430
01:37:21,823 --> 01:37:25,088
- One Buddha. Namaste.
- Check.

1431
01:37:25,193 --> 01:37:28,356
- Two zebras.
- (WHINNING)

1432
01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:30,488
Uh, right. Check.

1433
01:37:30,598 --> 01:37:33,999
- Dexter! Welcome back.
- Hey, Dex. So, look.

1434
01:37:34,102 --> 01:37:36,730
No hard feelings, all right?

1435
01:37:36,838 --> 01:37:39,398
- Lawrence!
- You saw... You saw what he did just then!

1436
01:37:39,507 --> 01:37:41,407
- Who's evolved?
- I am.

1437
01:37:41,509 --> 01:37:44,342
- Who's evolved?
- I am!

1438
01:37:44,445 --> 01:37:47,073
- (CHITTERS)
- Good.

1439
01:37:47,182 --> 01:37:50,640
ROOSEVELT: Well, they're all here.
Well done. Everyone's in.

1440
01:37:50,752 --> 01:37:53,778
Yeah, well, not everyone.

1441
01:37:55,089 --> 01:37:58,183
We lost a couple of good
little men out there tonight.

1442
01:37:58,293 --> 01:38:01,854
With great victory
comes great sacrifice.

1443
01:38:03,798 --> 01:38:05,698
Yeah.

1444
01:38:08,336 --> 01:38:10,327
Dad, look!

1445
01:38:16,110 --> 01:38:19,409
Bully!
(LAUGHS)

1446
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:41,360
You ain't gettin' rid of us
that easy.

1447
01:38:41,469 --> 01:38:43,130
(LAUGHS)

1448
01:39:01,456 --> 01:39:03,390
Until tomorrow
evening, Lawrence.

1449
01:39:03,491 --> 01:39:06,324
Yeah. I don't know
about that, Teddy.

1450
01:39:06,427 --> 01:39:09,362
It's gonna be tough
to talk my way out of this one.

1451
01:39:09,464 --> 01:39:13,628
Well, if that's indeed the case,
then it's farewell, my friend.

1452
01:39:15,536 --> 01:39:20,303
Nick? Your father's a great man.

1453
01:39:20,408 --> 01:39:22,638
I know.

1454
01:39:27,415 --> 01:39:29,076
I told you.

1455
01:39:33,087 --> 01:39:35,282
All right. Good night.

1456
01:39:35,390 --> 01:39:38,359
No, Lawrence. Good day.

1457
01:39:43,231 --> 01:39:45,392
Hey, Teddy?

1458
01:39:58,413 --> 01:40:00,313
Thanks.

1459
01:40:13,261 --> 01:40:17,027
ANNOUNCER: You're watching
New York 1. News all morning.

1460
01:40:17,131 --> 01:40:19,031
Thanks for joining us this morning.

1461
01:40:19,133 --> 01:40:21,363
There is a fresh blanket
of snow on the ground today...

1462
01:40:21,469 --> 01:40:23,549
but it's not the snow
that's got New Yorkers talking.

1463
01:40:23,571 --> 01:40:27,871
It's what's in the snow. There are
dinosaur tracks along West 81 st Street.

1464
01:40:27,976 --> 01:40:30,467
Here's the remarkable video.

1465
01:40:30,578 --> 01:40:32,546
These appear to be
Tyrannosaurus rex tracks...

1466
01:40:32,647 --> 01:40:35,081
and they lead straight to
the Museum of Natural History.

1467
01:40:35,183 --> 01:40:39,586
WOMAN: Authorities have found what
appear to be cave drawings in the subway.

1468
01:40:39,687 --> 01:40:42,417
MAN:
Neanderthals atop the museum roof.

1469
01:40:42,523 --> 01:40:44,388
Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt?

1470
01:40:44,492 --> 01:40:46,790
You be the judge.
But one thing's for sure.

1471
01:40:46,894 --> 01:40:50,193
The folks at the Natural History Museum
have really outdone them...

1472
01:40:50,298 --> 01:40:52,266
(TV SWITCHES OFF)

1473
01:40:53,334 --> 01:40:55,734
McPHEE:
Any explanation at all?

1474
01:40:58,773 --> 01:41:00,707
No. Got nothin'.

1475
01:41:00,808 --> 01:41:02,708
Good.

1476
01:41:02,810 --> 01:41:05,608
I'll take your keys
and your flashlight.

1477
01:41:22,096 --> 01:41:25,190
- (CHATTERING)
- MAN: Folks, this way.

1478
01:41:25,299 --> 01:41:28,029
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)

1479
01:41:56,330 --> 01:41:58,230
(INDISTINCT)

1480
01:42:23,091 --> 01:42:27,084
NICK: My name is Nick Daley.
My Career Day parent is my dad.

1481
01:42:27,195 --> 01:42:30,460
He's the night watchman
at the Museum of Natural History.

1482
01:42:35,536 --> 01:42:37,663
LARREY: Hey. How's it goin'?
Well, Nicky said it.

1483
01:42:37,772 --> 01:42:40,332
I'm the night watchman
at the Museum of Natural History.

1484
01:42:40,441 --> 01:42:43,706
Let me tell you something.
That's when history comes alive.

1485
01:42:45,313 --> 01:42:47,185
How many of you guys
been over to the museum?

1486
01:42:47,210 --> 01:42:48,067
(STUDENTS SHOUTING)

1487
01:42:48,149 --> 01:42:52,381
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

1488
01:42:52,487 --> 01:42:55,888
(LOUD COMMOTION)

1489
01:42:55,990 --> 01:42:59,016
(COMMOTION CONTINUES)

1490
01:42:59,127 --> 01:43:01,357
(MAN SINGING)

1491
01:43:01,462 --> 01:43:02,963
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1492
01:43:02,964 --> 01:43:04,955
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1493
01:43:08,769 --> 01:43:12,637
Goal!

1494
01:43:29,190 --> 01:43:32,057
(GRUNTING)

1495
01:43:32,160 --> 01:43:35,027
(MAMMOTH TRUMPETING)

1496
01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:38,670
(CONTINUES)

1497
01:43:38,694 --> 01:43:41,723
Hey, it's gettin' late.
You ready to go home?

1498
01:43:41,802 --> 01:43:44,828
- Nope.
- (LAUGHS)

1499
01:43:44,939 --> 01:43:46,930
(ENGINE REVS)

1500
01:43:49,677 --> 01:43:53,704
- Let's ride.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

1501
01:44:02,857 --> 01:44:04,358
(DISCO MUSIC ENDS)

1502
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,908
♪ Tonight is the right night, ♪
♪ everybody's all right. ♪

1503
01:44:06,942 --> 01:44:09,211
♪ Yo feel it in my bones, ♪
♪ we gonna make it outta sight. ♪

1504
01:44:09,261 --> 01:44:11,902
♪ So if you're ready, ♪
♪ go party 'till it the daylight. ♪

1505
01:44:11,926 --> 01:44:13,826
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪

1506
01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:16,376
♪ Baby, don't be shy, ♪
♪ it's time to come alive. ♪

1507
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:19,200
♪ Yeah, have a good time, ♪
♪ so get your hands high. ♪

1508
01:44:19,211 --> 01:44:21,457
♪ Groove 'cause it feels right, ♪
♪ under the moonlight. ♪

1509
01:44:21,481 --> 01:44:23,981
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪

1510
01:44:24,011 --> 01:44:26,426
♪ When the nighttime comes, ♪
♪ we go wild. ♪

1511
01:44:26,450 --> 01:44:28,451
♪ Madness under the moon ♪
♪ is our style. ♪

1512
01:44:28,716 --> 01:44:32,277
REGINALD: It was nice of Larry not to
rat us out, but this is ridiculous.

1513
01:44:32,386 --> 01:44:35,321
GUS: We're night watchmen,
not janitors.

1514
01:44:35,423 --> 01:44:38,859
CECIL: Gentlemen, you're doing a
terrific job. I'm gonna catch a few Z's.

1515
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:40,860
GUS:
You ain't goin' nowhere.

1516
01:44:40,962 --> 01:44:43,023
Start moppin', hot dog.

1517
01:44:43,031 --> 01:44:45,379
♪ Tonight is the right night, ♪
♪ everybody's all right. ♪

1518
01:44:45,380 --> 01:44:47,780
♪ Yo feel it in my bones, ♪
♪ we gonna make it outta sight. ♪

1519
01:44:47,902 --> 01:44:49,334
Over here.

1520
01:44:49,358 --> 01:44:50,458
♪ 'Till it the daylight. ♪

1521
01:44:50,482 --> 01:44:52,882
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪

1522
01:44:52,885 --> 01:44:55,106
♪ Come with me, ♪
♪ let's get away, ♪

1523
01:44:55,130 --> 01:44:57,243
♪ out all night, ♪
♪ and sleep all day. ♪

1524
01:44:57,575 --> 01:44:59,790
♪ I don't care what people saying. ♪

1525
01:44:59,814 --> 01:45:02,160
♪ Keep goin' and goin' ♪
♪ and goin' my way. ♪

1526
01:45:02,384 --> 01:45:04,724
♪ After dark, ♪
♪ we get it poppin' ♪

1527
01:45:04,725 --> 01:45:07,124
♪ Once it comes, the life, ♪
♪ there's no stoppin'. ♪

1528
01:45:07,125 --> 01:45:09,395
♪ Hit the feeling, ♪
♪ catch the flow. ♪

1529
01:45:09,419 --> 01:45:11,899
♪ Of the nighttime groove, ♪
♪ so here it goes. ♪

1530
01:45:11,986 --> 01:45:14,485
♪ Tonight is the right night, ♪
♪ everybody's all right. ♪

1531
01:45:14,486 --> 01:45:16,886
♪ Yo feel it in my bones, ♪
♪ we gonna make it outta sight. ♪

1532
01:45:16,904 --> 01:45:19,245
♪ So if you're ready, ♪
♪ go party 'till it the daylight. ♪

1533
01:45:19,257 --> 01:45:21,665
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪

1534
01:45:21,736 --> 01:45:24,035
♪ Baby, don't be shy, ♪
♪ it's time to come alive. ♪

1535
01:45:24,036 --> 01:45:26,335
♪ Yeah, have a good time, ♪
♪ so get your hands high. ♪

1536
01:45:26,336 --> 01:45:28,844
♪ Groove 'cause it feels right, ♪
♪ under the moonlight. ♪

1537
01:45:28,868 --> 01:45:31,501
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪

1538
01:45:31,530 --> 01:45:33,629
♪ Y'all is slippin' ♪
♪ on a pina colada, ♪

1539
01:45:33,630 --> 01:45:35,931
♪ build in dunno ♪
♪ in a full suit of water, ♪

1540
01:45:35,956 --> 01:45:38,429
♪ she all can know ♪
♪ what she got from her mother, ♪

1541
01:45:38,435 --> 01:45:40,934
♪ club is on fire, ♪
♪ but no need for water. ♪

1542
01:45:40,935 --> 01:45:42,572
♪ Ooh, everybody's ravin', ♪

1543
01:45:42,597 --> 01:45:45,029
♪ girls on the dance floor ♪
♪ misbehavin'. ♪

1544
01:45:45,045 --> 01:45:47,755
♪ Nobody discover the switch, ♪
♪ everybody close up, ♪

1545
01:45:47,779 --> 01:45:49,779
♪ so you know ♪
♪ what everyone is cravin'. ♪

1546
01:45:49,875 --> 01:45:50,690
♪ Hey! ♪

1547
01:45:50,714 --> 01:45:52,755
♪ When the nighttime comes, ♪
♪ we go wild. ♪

1548
01:45:52,825 --> 01:45:55,130
♪ Madness under the moon ♪
♪ is our style. ♪

1549
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,515
♪ Do what we want, ♪
♪ the magic is right. ♪

1550
01:45:57,539 --> 01:45:59,939
♪ Let's party ♪
♪ under the morning in light. ♪

1551
01:45:59,963 --> 01:46:02,412
♪ Tonight is the right night, ♪
♪ everybody's all right. ♪

1552
01:46:02,416 --> 01:46:04,755
♪ Yo feel it in my bones, ♪
♪ we gonna make it outta sight. ♪

1553
01:46:04,816 --> 01:46:07,157
♪ So if you're ready, ♪
♪ go party 'till it the daylight. ♪

1554
01:46:07,228 --> 01:46:09,636
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪

1555
01:46:09,716 --> 01:46:12,015
♪ Baby, don't be shy, ♪
♪ it's time to come alive. ♪

1556
01:46:12,016 --> 01:46:14,515
♪ Yeah, have a good time, ♪
♪ so get your hands high. ♪

1557
01:46:14,516 --> 01:46:16,829
♪ Groove 'cause it feels right, ♪
♪ under the moonlight. ♪

1558
01:46:16,830 --> 01:46:19,263
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪
♪ Nod your head with me. ♪

1559
01:46:19,266 --> 01:46:21,715
♪ Tonight is the right night, ♪
♪ everybody's all right. ♪

1560
01:46:21,739 --> 01:46:24,078
♪ Yo feel it in my bones, ♪
♪ we gonna make it outta sight. ♪

1561
01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:26,421
♪ So if you're ready, ♪
♪ go party 'till it the daylight. ♪

1562
01:46:26,445 --> 01:46:27,853
♪ Comin' alive with me. ♪

1563
01:48:33,067 --> 01:48:35,126
(MUSIC ENDS)