Random Prompt

“Alright, that should about do it,” Astra said, wiping the sweat from her forehead. “If everything goes correctly, we should be able to telepathically contact Ranthael regardless of what spacey-wacey zone he’s in.”

“Spacey-wacey?” Luna questioned. She was sitting on the sofa the two of them brought out. Working the correct magic took a while and they had to switch off to allow themselves a break. Admittedly if they had started the magic inside, then they wouldn’t have had to bring the sofa outside, but eh planning.

“Yeah, it’s like Timey-wimey but… Oh nevermind.” Astra joined Luna on the sofa to refill her magic juices. The two sat in that awkward silence where neither really knew how to start the conversation.

“So how’s your sex life?” Astra finally asked.

“W-what!?” Luna leaned back, aghast at the question. But Astra didn’t take it back and leaned in further. “Um, alright I guess.”

“Anything… spicy?”

“W-what!?” Luna repeated. “N-no, I mean, nothing out of the ordinary…”

Astra scooted closer. “Hm, you like to play the sweet gentle girl in public, but I bet you’re the real topper, aren’t you? I bet you like him all tied up too.”

“Wha- haha aren’t you the joker,” Luna got up and returned to their circle of magic. “You know we should really continue this conversation after contacting Ranthael in the… spacey-wacey timey-wimey circle.”

Astra wiggled her eyebrows and stood up herself. The two of them did magicky things, Luna with the telepathic lunar magic stuff and Astra with the time magic stuff.

“Is it working?” Luna asked.

“I think so! Almost…”

But before Astra could finish, a dark portal opened up between the two. Through the portal one could see the souls of the damned in hell. But you couldn’t look long though, because a giant evil bat flew out of the portal and almost ran into Astra.

“Ah! It’s a bat outta hell!” Luna cried in sheer terror.

The bat flew around above the two for a moment, and then growled and descended upon them.

“No!” Astra yelled. With a flick of her wrist, the bat stopped in time. Then, with a second flick of her wrist, as well as a swoosh of her hair and a wiggle of her behind, the bat reversed in age until it was an adorable baby-bat.

“Aww,” Astra said, picking up and coddling the newly adorable hell-bat. “Who’s a little cutey?”

“How dare you!” the little bat squeaked. “Just wait until my boss Puritus Bane hears about this!”

“Aw, he’s much less threatening this way!” Luna said, petting the bat on the head. “Are you going to keep him Astra?”

“I don’t know, I’ll have to remember to feed him and bathe him and constantly keep him young and unthreatening…” Astra mused. “Or we could just feed him to your lions, Luna.”

The little bat then shut up and did his best to look adorable. No more evil plots, just adorable bat.

“I’m sure as long as he stays adorable,” Astra smiled and petted the bat on the head.

“So our inter-space telepathy turned into bat-summoning magic,” Luna sighed. “Well, so much for that.”