Dry Bowser's Wii Kart Trials

Dry Bowser was going through another time trial on his volcanic home turf that was the Grumble Volcano, riding in his Piranha Prowler when suddenly Petey Piranha emerged through the ground, gobbling up the bony reptile and his kart as he then flew high into the volcanic sky above the fiery racetrack, flying all the way to the Koopa Cape as he barfed up the driver and his piranha plant themed kart into the water, with Dry Bowser being on top of the underwater tube as he saw other racers zipping by, making him sigh.
"It's going to be one of those days..." Dry Bowser sighed as he started up the Piranha Prowler, driving on the tube as he ended up on the surface, preparing to head around the waterfall as he was then teleported out of the beach themed racetrack, now ending up in the dusty Dry Dry Ruins, with him facing backwards as the various racers, either lightweight or middleweight, zipped by him, being pushed into the sand surrounding the deserted racecourse, making them slow down immensely.
Dry Bowser shrugged as he turned around and drove into the pyramid, seeing that sand was filling up the entire pyramid as he then went through the sand, ending up in a warp that led him to head all the way down on the small mushroom bridge of the Moonview Highway, with him barely escaping traffic as he entered into the Mushroom City, driving through the highway as various bombs exploded on the racecourse, causing massive damage to the road as Dry Bowser managed to get through the tunnel in one piece, ending up through the finish line as he was sent to another warp.
"Christ... why does this hit always happen to me?" Dry Bowser grumbled angrily to himself as he was now at the tropical Coconut Mall, with the Piantas, Nokis, and Miis all cheering him on as they watched him zip and dash all the way through the mall, going through a couple of shops as he wanted his time trial to end already.
This was just another day of Mario Kart Wii for the disgruntled bony reptile formally known as Dry Bowser.