HOW TO HANDLE AN ARRAYING. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE BY DR. MED. DENT. PROF. XSALTY_.

** INTRODUCTION **
An Arraying is a very lazy species, he or she will be lazy forever, taking it outside won't work, he or she will shit on your shoe and then demand to go back home to its hole to program. The researchers of the University of Amsterdam have been thinking about trying to make this species extinct since it's so lazy and it doesn't have friends.

** HOW TO APPROACH **
Don't, it'll waste your time.

** BONDING **
To make an Arraying like you, you need to give him an IDE, sauerkraut and some brattwürst. This will result in the Arraying actually talking to you, which you don't want because it'll start giving you shitty puns and lame jokes.

** TRAINING **
Training an Arraying is a time reserving thing and you will need to be dedicated to make it like you. The Arraying can be trained with complimenting him about his coding, that's it really since it's not outside at all nor does he or she have a social life. To make a strong relationship with this species, make fun of yourself and call it by the opposite gender, he = she and she = he. If an Arraying gets too dominant, start talking about his exes. That'll make him shut the fuck up <3.

** LEISURE **
Leisure isn't that big with an Arraying since he usually codes in his hole or he will be watching Big Bang Theory in bed while jacking off to Raj. The times where he does interact with other species is when he needs attention from other people besides his/hers bitch James. Overall an Arraying is pretty fun to have, although he or she does go to bed early, jacks off too much, it's all okay. Since he or she will eventually let you in their big gay heart.

Good luck.