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  1. Extension of Steam Thread
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  3. Courtesy of: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShitlistService
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  5. a) Convert the prior glorious, skill-based good looking TF2 (Yes, it used to actually look good until they butchered all the visuals to try and improve performance after the mannconomy item explosions, video on that here:
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  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1W5DU4zmAA )
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  9. To a free-to-play mess that not only mainstreamed lootboxes but also allowed a cartoony game fit for children to have completely uncontrolled fiscal gambling systems in it for YEARS. It is today infested to the brink with hackers, grotesquely imbalanced gameplay (they ban 95%~ of all items in comp for a reason), server-idlers, unintelligible class identities due to cosmetics, weapon inflation and more.
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  12. b) Leave the development of CSGO to a bunch of people whom i can only assume are actual legitimized children with little to no grasp on reality, the game or their community - video on that here:
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  14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QE6ogmSkw
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  17. c) Hire a 'compulsive liar' to work on Dota 2 (a trademark Valve did not even own) making the already high-school based company structure in Valve to become even worse before squeezing out a technical train-wreck of a game that managed to form one of the most toxic communities in human history within a year with Valve employees themselves following suit by openly insulting said community: https://i.imgur.com/p50qgEi.jpg
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  20. d) Spend what i can only assume are MILLIONS of dollars to start developing their own hardware (and accompanying their garbage game-incompatible linux based OS) with failure after failure, having the steam controller get shoved into the blender half a dozen times while the steam link has absolutely NO-ONE buying the thing, even for as little as 2.50$ as it's the most pointless gadget of the century due to HDMI extension cables existing before they axe it all together, pulling it off the store with the Steam Machine also following suit later (not mentioning the current, laughable state of VR).. All of this being precious money, time and resources they could have spent on solving the actual man-to-machine neural interface problem instead of playing with plastic molds.
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  23. e) Artifact. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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  27. See also: https://everythingvalve.wordpress.com/
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