Chain 099: Majikoi

Chain 099: Majikoi
Location: Kawakami City
Identity: Exchange Student (Drop-In), Class S
Drawbacks: [+400] 85%, Kooky Kukis

[500/1400]  Scaled The Wall
[1100/1400] Pulling Powers Out of Her Ass
[Free]      Laying A Trap
[Free]      Just Oil Problems
[Free]      S Rank
[Free]      You Learn Throughout Your Entire Life
[1300/1400] Top Dog
[1400/1400] Jumper's Family: Demona, Conspiracy

God, ten years of this insanity. It's not enough that I'm stuck in this insane school for no apparent reason other than showing up and getting a letter as soon as my feet hit the floor. It's not enough that I'm constantly dealing with all that plucky underdog bullshit between Class F and Class S. It's not enough that I am working my ass off, even with all of my limiters active, and finding actual challenges when using Hokuto Shinken (and wasn't THAT a pleasant surprise?). It's not even enough that all those lunatics in the Kuki family are challenging me, and actually managing to pull out those eleventh-hour surprises during fights that I keep shutting down from anyone else.

No, the problem here is that I've been here for TEN YEARS OF THIS INSANITY, and IT'S ONLY BEEN EIGHT AND A HALF YEARS.

Two and a half years later:

How do I still have two and a half months to go?!

(Three months later:

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GO TO FATE, FIND ZENO, AND SHOVE HIS PARADOXICAL ARROW UP HIS BACKSIDE. At least it's only one more week.

(One week later:

NO GIVE ME THAT WAND BACK DEMONA, I KNOW IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT AND THE STANDARD COUNTER-CHARM FOR THE KUKIS IS FIENDFYRE-))