mao mao heroes of pure heart - Rizo part 1

/mmm/ Mao Mao: Heroes of a Soundless WEBMs featuring Butthole Surfers
h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/39210803/#39279388
part 2: h ttps://pastebin.com/crqfAeMt
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Rizo is about to go super saiyan and beat you up
h ttps://twitter.com/parkerrsimmons/status/1402455488734789636
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>CURRY!! YOU LEFT AND TOOK MY HEART WITH YOU!! I WILL TEAR YOURS OUT AS COMPENSATION!!
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>Rizo is just a slightly more violent Tony
I like this.
>"I WANT TO VIOLENTLY CM IN HIM. I MY LOVE FOR HIM IS ONLY SURPASSED BY MY DESIRE TO ENACT VENGENCE UPON HIM FOR BREAKING MY HEART. I. LOVE. CURRY."
>"... I'm gonna... give you space..." Tony quietly said, stepping away from the panting tanuki.
>"DONT YOU FKING LEAVE ME. I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT." Rizo yells, nearly breaking the table
>"Okay..."
On a side note, I hate how the first voice I imagine him having is Michael from rooster teeth, particularly his rage voice.
h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNU3KkySOJY
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>Rizo is so sxually aggressive towards his target even Tony can't handle it.
>He's actually a pretty nice guy but just can't handle rejection.
>Like... he REALLY can't handle it.
>He will assume silly reasons for it and do insane things to "fix" them.
>"I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME BECAUSE YOUR FATHER DIDN'T LIKE ME SO I BEAT THE SHT OUT OF HIM!"
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>Rizo when Curry tells him he had to take a rain check on their date, they're sick: h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNKTca5f7wM
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>They're on a date for V-day.
>The restaurant lost their reservation.
>Rizo lost his temper.
>The city lost another restaurant.
>Curry lost another otherwise nice evening.
Speaking of Tyler h ttps://youtu.be/1E8djDkALvg?t=281
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>"Can't believe those bastards..."
>"Rizo they were trying their best."
>"If they were they wouldn't have lost it."
>"Rizo, just let it go... want me to order pizza?"
>"Sure... make sure my side has olives."
>"Alright."
>-During the call...-
>"Will that be all sir?"
>"Yeah. And you made sure olives will be on one side right?"
>"Yep! You've mentioned it several times!"
>"Good. But please. For the love of all that is holy and known. Make sure those olives are on one side okay?"
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What’s he sound like /mmm/
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I already said in >>39280163
But as an alt, I'd say Vaas from Far Cry 3.
And of course, you know for a damn fact what I'm linking for the example.
h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc
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>"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
>"Doing the exact same thing over and over, blah blah. Just get to the dicking."
>"But... I thought you like my villain role play."
>"I do but... come on dude, get some more material. By the logic of your own speech you've been insane for the last few weeks."
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h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/39210803/#39282737
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>Rizo is angry because he has tiny (for a Tanuki) nuts
>Ostracized by Tanuki society
>But everyone else loves playing with his junk
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>How rizo became Curry's violently clingy boyfriend for a bit:
>At a bathhouse, Rizo and Curry are just minding their own business
>Rizo been through, at this point, several relationships. All of which ended less than amicably
>He's pretty much given up at this point and resolves to be forever alone
>Then as he's about to dry up and leave home, Curry, whose also drying off, notices the Rizo
>"Hey. Nice balls." he commented, sort of half joking
>This moment of genuine kindness, along with the fact he was always insulted for his less than hefty nuts by his peers
>This inspired him to give love a shot
>And he promised to not let it end like the other times... at all costs.
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>Rizo is/becomes Curry’s overly-supportive and protective boyfriend
>Curry has to save Rizo more often than not, due to Rizo intercepting perceived threats that causes him to attract too much attention to himself
>Still he’s right just often enough to feel vindicated
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h ttps://twitter.com/parkerrsimmons/status/1402858110184673280
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I bet rizo has his own vehicle for when he encounters the Orange Manta!
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he has napalm
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“Curse you and your propensity for committing war crimes!”
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>Rizo is a military autist
>Curry can always tell when he's stalking him again because every other vehicle on the road will be a normal car and Rizo is a big-ass red and white striped transport truck.
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>At a stop light Curry motions Rizo to roll down the window
>"Nice Candy Cane Convoy."
>Before Rizo goes full road rage, Curry activates the flight on his car and takes off
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>To escape retaliation, Rizo starts morphing into aid vehicles, as harming them would be in violation of the Geneva Convention
>Curry sees through the deception immediately and bombs Rizo anyway
>When challenged by the enraged Tanuki about how much trouble he’d be in if it had been a real aid truck, Curry just cackles and drives off
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Rizo knows not to underestimate Curry ever since The Incident
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>after Rizo got done fking his new onahole
>he's shocked that it turned into Curry
>Curry maniacally laughs as he scurries away with Rizo's cm
>9 months later a group of woman comes to claim that Rizo is the father
>Rizo gets taken onto their version of Maury
>DNA test proves he is the father of all these woman's babies
>Curry is still maniacally laughing at Rizo
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I would love it if both Curry and Rizo would just be petty asshles to one another