My naem is Red
member of ROY
its bestest thing
i do enjoy

I haev two frens
they my best buds
and without them
i would go nuts

My fren Yelow
praises the sun
when he angry
enemies run

My fren Orang
is stronk as hel
i admire him
this i can tell

Our bigest foe
Grate coolnes pekt
cannot succed
they will get rekt

Grean is uglo
it has no shame
its shrek is dumm
and lime is lame

Then there is Blu
apathic blob
not doing much
is out of job

As for Purplu
it is no threat
geting this flair
one muss regret

And so we raid
it is our quest
to chase rainbows
figure whos best

Black and white fite
until one day
"Lets leav the ROY"
Red boopis say

In GCP
is gras greaner?
Or would profit
be much leaner?

Red has pol and
decides to stay
claims both Orang,
Yelow are bae

Tru Yelow wants
no alliance
but in vein is
theyr defiance

Out of the blu
no red flag seen
Orang leavs ROY
- that is jsut mean!

I did not liek
them anywey
stinky garfilds
for this theyl pay

I dont want leav
Yelow allies;
dictator claps
says otherwise

So i leav ROY
or what is left
too deep to heal
has been this cleft

Hous Yelow and
Tru Yelow knew
its best to merge
and create YOU

Fortunatly
i planned ahead
to GCP
intend to wed

Thinkin of them
theyr not so bad
though they lack grace
of Red comrade

Grean is stable
colour of grass
i must admit
it has some sass

Now i can see
Blu's tru colors
its moar soothin
than most others

As for Purplu
it is quite neat
when fiting foe
never retreat

So i want join
thei invite me!
Yelow, Orang,
now com fite me!

Or maybe dont
that was not smart
GCP has
fallen apart

Purplu and Grean
liek each others
but no homo
just liek brothers

Praised be Tomat
wat will i do?
Maybe i could
ally with Blu?

I asked out Blu
ofcours it said
hencefort we shal
be known as bled

"Reveal thy alts"
then mythi speak
is it... boopis?
Slippery sneak!

Sailed under fols
colors he had
helpd disolve ROY
this maed me mad

I muss go on
distrust buried
for i am not
yelow-bellied

I wil fite on
this life i chose
becaus i liek
chasing rainbows