3 Days with Dad (2019)

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<i>Hi. This is Diane Gies.</i>

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<i>I'm not here right now,
so you know what to do.</i>

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<i>Hey, I'm trying to get hold of you guys.
You're not picking up. Um,</i>

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<i>so I missed my flight.</i>

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<i>- Eddie? This isn't a good time.
- Yeah. What?</i>

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<i>- Can I call you back?
- I know, but I'm at the counter, Diane.</i>

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<i>I need...</i> I'll call you back.

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<i>What the fuck is going on?
Why are you here?</i>

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<i>Why don't you just let me talk, okay?
I'm at the airport.</i>

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<i>Missed my plane.</i>

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<i>Great, that's your
problem, Eddie, not mine.</i>

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<i>That is a...</i>

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- <i>Doctor's in the room.
- Hey, Zak, how's he doing?</i>

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<i>Not great this morning.
He had a bad night.</i>

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<i>- Listen, I need your Visa...
- Where you at?</i>

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<i>I need your Visa
number, like, right now.</i>

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<i>No, problem, buddy.
I've been there.</i>

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<i>- Yeah.
- Oh, shit. Something's happening.</i>

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<i>- Yeah. No, don't talk...
- What?</i>

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<i>- To Andy about it.
- No, I'm not talking to Andy.</i>

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<i>- He'd lay it into me.
- But why didn't he give you the...</i>

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<i>Yes, don't talk to him about it.
Just leave.</i>

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<i>I'm handling it.</i>

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<i>Hey, buddy, I'm back. OK.
I'm texting my Visa right now.</i>

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<i>Okay, good, thank you.
And don't forget your, um, security code.</i>

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Should we start?
I think we should start.

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Yeah, who is that guy?

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I thought we were getting
a bagpipe player

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I thought... but he's
playing a flute.

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I mean, that's not
even a real flute,

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That's like a frickin'
Native American thing.

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Who is this guy?
Do you know him?

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That's Tom Running-cloud.
I went to high school with him.

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I haven't seen him in 30 years.

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I did not invite him,
I wouldn't do this.

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It's a Pan flute, OK?
I'll take care of it.

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Why is he here?

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Hey, Tom? Tom, you mind?

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W-We're honored.
Thank you, sir, but we're good. Thank you.

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- He's not stopping.
- He's not stopping.

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- OK. Go get him. Go.
- Oh, my God.

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- He's not stopping.
- Hey, Tom. Tom, friend.

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- Dad would have loved a bagpiper.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Give us your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses

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yearning to be free,
your Mexicans

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yearning for handouts
and entitlements

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and free food and bus passes.

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I can't stop him. You stop him.

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- Mexicans. Mexicans, God bless us.
- Dad. Dad, stop it.

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I say put hinges
on that goddamn wall.

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Dad. The Diegos live next door.
OK? You're being offensive.

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Half of them are undocumented.

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Papers.<i> Documentos.</i>
Pay,<i> por favor.</i>

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You are a racist son of a bitch.

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I am, I am,
and I need another drink.

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Great.

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Well, we seem to have
silenced the neighborhood.

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Happy Fourth of July.

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Everyone ready?

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- Sure.
- How do I look?

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- You look great.
- Great. You look good.

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I don't remember what I'm supposed to do.
I'm just... I'm very...

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I'm very nervous,
and I can't stop shaking.

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What we do, we wait for
the music to start.

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Then we walk down the aisle,
and then Eddie gives the eulogy.

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Eddie? I'm sorry.
I thought it was Andy.

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- Oh, I was ready to, but...
- No.

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Bob wanted Eddie
to do the eulogy.

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- Edward, you will do the eulogy.
- Yes.

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I'll keep it short and sweet.

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You all right?

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Welcome to this celebration

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of the joining
of Robert Joseph Mills

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with our lord, our God.

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Edward has some thoughts he'd like to
share with us before the Mass begins.

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If you're not Catholic,
feel free to come up during Communion.

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Just please cross your arms,
and you can receive a blessing.

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However, do not partake
in the sacrament.

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Welcome, all.

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Thank you, Father.

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Hi, everybody. Great turnout,
Dad would have liked that. Um...

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It just...
It feels funny that he's not here.

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I wanna talk to him.
Here, he's got to be down here.

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Sorry, just...
I'm gonna bring him down.

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I hope it doesn't
offend anybody.

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I just...
The Church doesn't like this.

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I know the Catholic Church
wants him to stay in the back.

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And he only comes in
during the Mass.

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That's what they told us,
and I...

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I'm not really Catholic anymore.
I mean, I wasn't confirmed.

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So I just wanted him
down here, no offense.

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Just want to talk to him.
I'm sorry.

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Um, yeah.

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That feels better.

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Well, death is horrible.

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Man, we've been through
something, haven't we? Oh, gosh.

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It went on and on and on.

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Let me tell you.

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This man is a fighter.

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Hey, great job on the...

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- Color.
- OK.

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Color or black and white?

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Color is more expensive. Dad looks
pretty good in black and white, right?

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Zak, Zak, Zak,
we aren't there yet.

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We haven't still got
the order for the liturgy.

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Eddie, how's the eulogy coming?

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Um, well, listen, folks,
we have priorities tonight.

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Semifinals,<i> Idol,</i>
is on right now!

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Oh, my God,
that pigtailed country girl?

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I like what she's cookin'.

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You like her boobs,
if that's what you mean.

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She's good.
That fat black girl, she's fantastic.

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She's gonna win it.

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The pigtails, the
boobs, and the voice.

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Sorry, that's just how it is.

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If you're fat on<i> Idol,</i>
you're gonna win.

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Could we stop
with the fat, please?

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Guys. We've got to finish
the service in the next hour.

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- Jesus. Sorry, Dad.
- Oh, fuck!

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Can we watch it
with the F-bombs, please?

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You don't wing a fu...
A eulogy, Eddie.

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Too many people
are counting on you.

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I think I'm gonna wing it.

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Father Rose called,

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and he wants to see the eulogy

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so he can refer to it
for the homily.

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"Father Rose sat on a tack.
Father Rose."

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OK. OK. I think,
we're all probably pretty low blood sugar.

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- So, here we go.
- -Oh, what do we have here?

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We have some
delicious sandwiches.

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- I've reached Uber Lord Warrior.
- Jay, get off that, please.

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It's three echelons above
Black Death Swamp Field.

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Did you hear what I said?
Please get off that.

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That's until the Black
Death Swamp, right there,

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- seeps into an open orifice.
- Oh!

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- OK. Enough. Off with that, please!
- Have you seen this?

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- These are great, Diane.
- Yes, I've seen it.

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- Please. Off.
- My immunity crystal broke.

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- You suck.
- Shit.

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All right,
what have we got here?

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Right here is a vegan surprise,
and it's a cheese steak,

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but with hummus and a quinoa
paste which is delicious.

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Ooh, and then this one.
Diet, gluten-free Chicken Caesar Wrap.

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Huh. I didn't know
that you were vegan.

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She is so not.

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Attitude and tone, please.

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I get them from
Pick-a-Deli-Square.

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My Curves trainer is the one
that set me up with them.

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- Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Funny. Hilarious.

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She eats chocolate pretzels every
night, but that's OK, right, Mom?

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This family is so judgmental.

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I would have made
a delicious family dinner,

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but my father just died,
and I'm mourning him, all right?

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Diane, I didn't ask you
to cook, OK? This is fine.

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- This is great.
- It is fine.

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And don't expect waffles
and eggs tomorrow.

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- Just cereal, all right?
- Do you want waffles and eggs?

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- Just cereal...
- No, we didn't...

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Minus the Black Death,
if that's all right with you, Jay!

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You suck.

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I'm processing!

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Fuck!

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No, you...

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No, just let him go.
He'll be fine.

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You know, as devout a Catholic

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as Dad was,
he didn't want to go to heaven.

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He did not...
want to meet Jesus.

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No, he fought...

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every day in that hospital.

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He fought to stay here.
He wanted another day...

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on Earth. Didn't you, Dad?

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He wanted another day with you.

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He loved you.

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He wanted...
my God, a steamed crab.

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You know, he wanted a cold beer.

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He wanted another day at the beach.
He wanted to walk down that boardwalk.

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You know, at the end,
he just wanted...

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just another sip of water.

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And I wish I could have
given it to him, ya know?

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He just wanted one more.
One more breath.

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Wow.

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Wow. That looks good.

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You still doing
the valet thing in Chicago?

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I'm a doorman, Dad,
at the Peninsula.

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It's a five-star hotel.
It's a pretty big deal.

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I told you
get a civil service job.

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You never have
to worry about a thing.

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Secure. Go for the security.

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Security. Yes, sir.
Join the Army.

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I fought for my country.
I was half your age.

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I stayed in the service
just to sock some cash away.

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- Nothing wrong with that.
- Yeah.

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Dad, it was
the Vietnam War, remember?

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You were drafted,
so I don't really think you had a choice.

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When you grow up
with very little,

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you learn to appreciate the
security the Army gives you.

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Dad, you and I both know I never would
have made it in the fucking Army.

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I would have given my left nut
to really... really be an artist,

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but we had you kids,
and I had to step up, you know?

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A struggling cartoonist?

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I mean, you can't feed four mouths.
Forget about it.

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Oh, yeah, life is full
of disappointment.

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"You're never gonna
get what you want."

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You used to tell us
that, Dad, right?

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What the hell is this all
about, anyway?

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- Nothing, I just said...
- What's up your ass?

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Whatever you didn't achieve,
whatever disappointments that you had,

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that's your own.

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Regrets? I have
no goddamn regrets.

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Oh, come on. That's bullshit.

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I don't know what the hell
you're talking about, regrets.

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Well, look around! The art.

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This is what gave you joy.
You're an artist.

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You will never understand
that kind of responsibility.

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Those kids standing there, looking at you.
"What are you gonna do, Dad?"

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It's just you.

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Kids. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
There they are.

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Feed 'em. Take care of 'em.

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Your life is looking at your own
face in the mirror, what the hell?

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It's not the same thing, is it?

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Because I'm not a dad,
I don't know?

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You have to admit,
my friend, you...

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You took the low road.

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Oh, my God. Well, that's...

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You and your whole
goddamn generation.

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"Me, me, what do I want?"

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I've worked hard ever
since I was 12 years old,

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every fucking day,
and you know it.

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I've been retired for 24 years.

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I work harder now than I ever
did in my life. You see all this?

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Where do you think it came from?

232
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:13,398
It came from my work.
Work! I lived, Eddie.

233
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,233
I'm waiting for
the other part, Dad.

234
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,803
Come on.
I know you want to say it.

235
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:23,074
I haven't accomplished
anything with my life.

236
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,943
Isn't that what you want to say?

237
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,214
Son...

238
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,481
you're drinking a beer
in the afternoon.

239
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,751
You offered it to me.

240
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:39,891
Whenever I drink a beer at night,
it's because I've earned it.

241
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,526
You got to build a life, Eddie.

242
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,962
Brick by brick.
You got to build it.

243
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,098
What are you saying?
I didn't fucking earn this beer?

244
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,535
Notre Dame just intercepted
on the five-yard line.

245
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,303
They are going to score.
Come on. Come on.

246
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,306
- I forgot about the game.
- Notre Dame. Go, go.

247
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,108
I'll be right there.

248
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,385
I kind of, um, forgot
what I was gonna say.

249
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,457
Andy, you want to say something?

250
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,059
Yeah, sure, Eddie. Yeah.

251
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,195
Hi, everybody.

252
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,998
I just, uh, happen
to have some notes.

253
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,804
Here. I'm so grateful to God
that Dad was our father.

254
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:29,240
Because he...
He was also our hero.

255
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,010
He taught us how to be tough

256
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,112
and to stand up
for what we believed in,

257
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,080
and he always supported us,

258
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,918
because he taught us that life is
tough, and you have to be tough.

259
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,288
Because life is scary.
It's not all peace and love,

260
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,324
and everybody doesn't
always win a trophy.

261
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,992
And you got to be tough.

262
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,528
And you got to be a man.
And that was my dad.

263
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,164
I remember when I was came
home from school one day,

264
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,500
and a school bully
had called me fat,

265
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,602
and I was upset, and I told Dad.

266
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,904
And he said,
"You turn your butt around,

267
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:03,341
you go back to that school, and you
punch that slob right in the nose."

268
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,277
And I knew my dad loved me,
even if he never said it,

269
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,179
because then he gave me
a big hug.

270
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,349
And my dad... my dad's hugs, man,

271
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,286
he gave us those big bearhugs,
you know, didn't he, Diane?

272
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,623
He gave us all the bearhugs,
Right? He... Zak? Eddie?

273
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,359
He gave us bearhugs, 'cause he loved
us, and he was tough.

274
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,195
My dad was a tough guy.
He was a man.

275
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,365
He was tough,
and he didn't need to say he loved us.

276
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:33,004
We knew it, and he gave us
hugs, and he was a good man.

277
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,275
Thanks, buddy.

278
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,645
I'll just...
I'll put it back now,

279
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,113
Then you can start.

280
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,282
I'll put it right back. OK.

281
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,085
There we go.

282
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,992
Oh, no, jeez. I'm sorry.

283
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,226
All right. It's OK.

284
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,497
Sorry.

285
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,467
All right. I think we're good.
Father.

286
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,176
When's the last time I've been to a Mass?
I don't know.

287
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,146
- You should read it.
- I really don't...

288
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,081
- They want me to read this.
- OK.

289
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:22,086
Ah! "Intercession Prayers:
In Baptism, Robert Mills"

290
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,454
receive the light of Christ.

291
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,923
Scatter the darkness now,

292
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,625
"and lead him over
the waters of death."

293
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,527
That's very poetic.

294
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,662
Further down.

295
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,230
Uh, "For the sick and dying."

296
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,665
May they find peace
in their suffering."

297
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,700
- That's fine.
- Mm-hmm.

298
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,302
Wait a minute.

299
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,471
"For the unborn?

300
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,238
- "Pray for their mothers
to choose life over death?"

301
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,175
- Unborn?

302
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,011
Yeah, yeah. This is it.

303
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,213
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me with this?

304
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,282
- What?
- You'd have actually put this in the Mass?

305
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,318
It's what Dad wanted.
He was very pro-life.

306
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,653
We thought the ceremony should
reflect Dad's religious experience.

307
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,155
Right. Right.

308
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,356
My parish says a prayer

309
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,058
for aborted babies every Sunday,

310
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,426
- so they go to heaven.
- I don't care.

311
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,660
So, pro-life Democrats

312
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,695
are all gonna just burn in hell?

313
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,029
Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys

314
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,297
would make this about politics.

315
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,166
Where is the word Democrat
anywhere in there?

316
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,168
You're completely
politicizing Dad's funeral.

317
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,569
This has absolutely nothing
to do with politics,

318
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,438
- all right?
- Oh, it does.

319
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,640
<i>Roe v. Wade</i> is going to be overturned.
Deal with it!

320
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,042
- It's not going to be overturned.
- That's a political stance.

321
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,078
- Why do you always go there?
- Over my dead body.

322
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,714
I don't want to interrupt.
I'm sorry, but you want to go soon?

323
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,349
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we will.

324
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,318
- Come on over.
- I'm just... I'm tired.

325
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,088
I know, baby.
It's been a tough day.

326
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,323
I don't know...

327
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:37,061
I don't know whether... what
people wear to be cremated,

328
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,732
because this is
his favorite suit, but...

329
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,267
he loved other things, too.

330
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,270
- Loved the one that...
- When he wears the one...

331
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,440
Oh, no, no, no,
you have to let the doggies out.

332
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,477
- OK. We will. We will.
- We'll take care of it.

333
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,213
You'll be all right.

334
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,181
Your dad's been very organized.

335
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,350
I won't have to
worry about a thing.

336
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,286
Why are we even
talking about this?

337
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,288
I don't want to be
a burden on anybody, OK?

338
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,124
And you should all know this.

339
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,492
Look, I'm not getting
any younger,

340
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,727
and I probably won't
get much older either.

341
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,330
And, um, your dad's
gonna be cremated.

342
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,034
- I just want you to know.
- Wow. Cremation?

343
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,102
Wow. Great topic for lunch.

344
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,405
- Look...
- And he doesn't want a viewing either.

345
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,373
Hey, look, it's what I want.

346
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,776
Isn't that right, sweetheart?
You don't want a viewing?

347
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,778
So, don't blame me, any of you.

348
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,513
Really? Why is that, Dad?

349
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:32,817
Your stepmother doesn't like
being surprised or scared.

350
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,720
Ah, come on, a viewing
is creepy, anyway.

351
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,091
Well, the reason you have a viewing
is so people can pay their respects.

352
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,193
Oh, come on with this.

353
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,663
Your family can have time to process
the loss before jumping into a funeral.

354
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,766
Look she doesn't want it, OK?
That's good enough for me.

355
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,135
I owe my whole life
to this woman.

356
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,270
That's right.

357
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,238
I can't stand surprises.

358
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,541
That's why I always read
the books backwards.

359
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,710
Hold it. You read the
endings of books first?

360
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,480
Yes, I do.
I read the last page first,

361
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,350
because if I don't know the
ending, I get very, very anxious.

362
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,752
- I never knew that.
- Me neither.

363
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,420
Very interesting.

364
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,490
Dad, a viewing is not
about you. It's for us,

365
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,525
the people left behind
who are still grieving.

366
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,494
Can you imagine Dawn
staring down at me?

367
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:20,832
I'm cold in the coffin, like this...
Stop.

368
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,834
She would have that last
image of me haunting her,

369
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,269
thinking I'm gonna rise up
out of the coffin like...

370
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,573
Stop it, Bob.

371
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,412
Oh, no.
Abner and Dusty, no, wait.

372
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,715
Wait. Dusty. No, no, no, no, no.
Come on. Come on.

373
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,450
They're stealing the...

374
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,452
Pickles. He loves pickles.
Give him a pickle.

375
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,470
Come here, sweetheart.
Come here, baby boy.

376
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,188
Knock it off.

377
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,624
- Knock it off, the two of you.
- Go on. Sit down.

378
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,294
Sit down. Be quiet.
That's right. Look at me.

379
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,296
All right.

380
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,266
Dad, you're looking slim.

381
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,669
Lost three notches on the belt.

382
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,204
Not bad, huh?

383
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,207
- Thank you.
- I listen to the old boss.

384
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:07,245
- Low sodium, no sugar. Portion control.
- There you go.

385
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,481
- He's lost 18 pounds.
- Hey!

386
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,217
Remind me, honey.
We have to get more fish oil supplements

387
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:17,522
on the way back from your eye exam
on Friday. We'll get it at Costco.

388
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,758
Your father doesn't
burn enough calories

389
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,627
without exercise anymore.

390
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,896
He can't go on his cardio
walks with me at all.

391
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:29,400
I just can't breathe. I told her
take the dogs, do it without me.

392
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,370
And Bernie, Bernie's a good man.
He can keep up with her.

393
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,804
Who's this Bernie?

394
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,374
Oh, he's four houses down.

395
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,643
He's that beautiful house
with holly and roses.

396
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,512
I help him with his Greyhound
Rescue every other Sunday.

397
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,215
Bernie is a...
He's a good-looking man.

398
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,418
He's got salt-and-pepper
hair, and he's tall.

399
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,587
And, yeah, he's really handsome.

400
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,322
Mmm. That's Bernie.

401
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,527
Well, I can't give up
my workouts.

402
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,564
- Dad, I had no idea you weren't walking.
- Yeah.

403
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,533
Until we get to the bottom of
this breathing problem, you know?

404
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,670
Yeah, the cardiologist
thinks it's emphysema.

405
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,506
The pulmonary specialist
thinks it's his heart.

406
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,677
Just pray it's not emphysema.

407
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,680
When this man turned 73,
he started falling apart.

408
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,751
Listen, he's the Bionic Man.
What have you got inside there?

409
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,922
You've got a pacemaker,
two valve replacements.

410
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,857
- How many stents you got?
- Five.

411
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,227
- Five.
- They don't last forever.

412
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,865
Diane, those pounds seem
to be sneaking up on you.

413
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,634
Do you ever
get your thyroid checked?

414
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,238
Not recently, Dawn.

415
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,907
Well, I always get
my thyroid checked,

416
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,543
especially when my clothes
are getting a little tight.

417
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,714
Well, maybe I should just
get my jaw wired shut.

418
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,569
Oh, that's an option.

419
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,686
Oh. Oh, you were kidding.

420
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,322
Wow, I'm so sorry.

421
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,330
Spit.

422
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,698
OK.

423
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,034
- Hey, guys.
- Eddie!

424
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,536
Oh, hey, Eddie!

425
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,505
What's this, huh?

426
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,807
I told you on Monday
Eddie was flying in.

427
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,311
He's on so many meds right now,
he can't remember anything.

428
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,712
Nobody told me anything.

429
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,014
Oh, yes, I did.

430
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:25,283
I must really be in
trouble with you here.

431
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,385
- No. Hi.
- Hi.

432
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,635
Oh, you smell like smoke.

433
00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,888
You should be working.
It's a waste of time.

434
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,890
- All I'm doing is sitting here...
- Dad, I was coming anyway.

435
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,058
Getting needles
for Christ sakes.

436
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,860
- I was coming anyway. OK?
- Yeah. Sure.

437
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,862
- You look good.
- Good to see you.

438
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,864
Thanks. I appreciate it.
They're poking me.

439
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,333
They're sticking needles
every place you can think of.

440
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,403
Wow, that looks
like it really smarts, huh?

441
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,505
Heard you missed your flight.

442
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,507
I did. It's a whole story.
It's not important.

443
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,777
- So, you wanna eat?
- Not necessarily.

444
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,379
Well, Andy and Diane are downstairs
at the commissary if you want...

445
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,781
If you're hungry,
you can just...

446
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,516
They're all downstairs
eating lunch.

447
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,784
You're staying
at Diane's, right?

448
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,852
- Yeah.
- There's nothing to do up here.

449
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,854
Might as well go down there and say hello.
I'll tell you,

450
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,624
that 695 is gonna be a shit
show in a couple of hours.

451
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,492
If you want to get going,
now's the time.

452
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,761
Dad. I just got here. I'm not
getting back on the beltway.

453
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,731
You know what happened to me last night?
I couldn't sleep a wink.

454
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:17,034
Yeah, Abner had diarrhea everywhere
at 1:00 a.m. in the morning.

455
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,769
Sprayed with his tail.
It was unbelievable.

456
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,805
She spent all night cleaning
the carpets for that damn dog.

457
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,344
Dr. Brewster continually
wants us to go on kibble.

458
00:22:22,356 --> 00:22:22,940
He eats too fast,

459
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,775
and he eats too much,
and he's old like me.

460
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,410
He can't eat kibble
without gravy.

461
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,479
You love that dog.
You love that dog.

462
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,448
Oh, come on. You love that dog.

463
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,088
That guy charges as much
as these guys charge here.

464
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:32,650
You love it.

465
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,119
Hey, you know what?
Maybe I will just let Diane know I'm here.

466
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,554
Okay.

467
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,489
Blood oxygen alarm, Mr. Mills.

468
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,958
No, no, no, don't take the elevator
on the left, it's not working.

469
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,694
- It's not working.
- Well, I'm sure I'll Figure it out.

470
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,463
- See you later.
- Bye.

471
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,698
You in here jibber-jabbering,
when he should be resting?

472
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,767
- He's the jibber-jabberer.
- All right.

473
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,102
You getting
your husband excited?

474
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,119
Dad. Dad. No, no, no.
Don't get up.

475
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,021
D-Dad, no, no, no. Dad. Andy!

476
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,391
- I got to...
- No, no, no. What are you doing?

477
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,426
- I got to take a crap!
- Okay, okay, easy.

478
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,461
Hold on. I got to get behind you.
Over here.

479
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,864
Dad. You doing good.
You're doing good.

480
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,933
Relax, Dad. You're doing great.
Just relax for a second.

481
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:27,605
Hey, Eddie, be careful of his PICC line,
that goes all the way inside his heart.

482
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,707
- Yeah, be careful.
- I got to move, God damn it!

483
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,008
We're moving. We're moving.

484
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,710
Dad, I need you
to go slower. OK?

485
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,545
Slower? If I go any slower,
I'll shit on your shoes.

486
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,480
Wouldn't be the first time.

487
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:36,950
I got to back up.

488
00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:38,149
I got you. I got you.
OK. I got you. Sorry.

489
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:41,419
- OK. Stay with him.
- Stay with him.

490
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,820
- I got it.
- Stay with him.

491
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,589
All right, Dad. Get in there.

492
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,159
I got it. God damn it.

493
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,161
- I got it.
- All right.

494
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,695
Hey, Dad.
It's one more step, Dad.

495
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,431
- Get the hell out of here!
- Okay.

496
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,166
What are you going to do?
Wipe my ass now?

497
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:58,035
- God!
- Go on!

498
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,838
- Yeah.
- There you go, Dad.

499
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,043
That's my boy.

500
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,178
- Hey!
- Just one more. Oh.

501
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,646
Good morning, Eddie.

502
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,014
- Hey.
- Mornin'. Mornin'.

503
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,516
- How you guys doing?
- Good.

504
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:15,219
- Phew. Hey, Dad.
- Ready? Ready?

505
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,688
You look great. How you feeling?

506
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,990
- I feel good.
- One more.

507
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,193
You look wonderful, Dawn.

508
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:25,095
- You do.
- Thank you.

509
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:29,467
- Oh, sweetheart. Too much.
- Maybe too much sausage.

510
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,770
OK. OK.

511
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,839
Do I need to call
the nurse? You OK?

512
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,715
- You all right?
- You all right?

513
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,183
- All right.
- You want something?

514
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,652
OK. You want something
to drink? Or you're OK?

515
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:54,725
Oh, you boys... You guys are
really, really great to stay here

516
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,027
and help with your father
like this, but...

517
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,797
- Oh, it's no problem.
- Well, it's not really necessary.

518
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,699
They have a great staff here.

519
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,834
No, the staff here is
not exactly on the ball.

520
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,571
- Well, we love the staff here.
- OK.

521
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,241
You know what? I'm gonna pay you

522
00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:12,109
for all the gas you're using.

523
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,679
- Dawn, you don't have to pay me for gas.
- No, I'm going to.

524
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,984
You know, when I was your age,

525
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,253
I was five years away
from retirement.

526
00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:25,890
I had a full pension
from BATA Shoes.

527
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:28,993
I'm going to give you the $40.

528
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,228
I'm not taking it.
I'm not taking the cash.

529
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,596
- Take it, Eddie.
- I have my own money.

530
00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:34,865
Take the goddamn $40, will you?

531
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,001
- See?
- OK.

532
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,103
$40 is $40.

533
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,105
Thank you.

534
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,941
So, when are you flying back?

535
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:47,745
Uh, I just got here.
I flew in yesterday.

536
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:51,148
- Oh. Ooh. Wait a minute.
- Hold on.

537
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,585
Uh, I got to take this.
I'll be right back.

538
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,653
Be right back, sweetheart.

539
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,021
- Yeah.
- I got him.

540
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,122
- Can you do that?
- Yeah.

541
00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,823
- OK.
- Dad.

542
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,927
So you done eating?

543
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,347
Yeah.

544
00:26:06,348 --> 00:26:08,765
You want a little something else?
How about some rice pudding?

545
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,001
You like rice... All right?
A little bit of rice pudding?

546
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,069
- Yeah.
- Here you go.

547
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,608
- Good stuff.
- Right.

548
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,682
Always straight to dessert
for you, right?

549
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,952
Here.

550
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,156
- You like that?
- All right.

551
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,625
That's good. You want to feed
yourself, or you want me to...

552
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,760
- Hand me the goddamn...
- All right.

553
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:46,937
- God.
- Sorry, Dad. Y-You OK?

554
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,673
You OK? OK. He's choking.

555
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,308
OK. Hold on.

556
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,177
<i>Nursing station. Can I help you?</i>

557
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,945
Yes, my father's choking
on something in here.

558
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,847
- Dad.
- Oh, my God. What's happening?

559
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,882
- Did you call the nurse?
- I did.

560
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:01,085
- Could you help? Get in here.
- Oh, my God.

561
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,754
God damn it.
Can I get a fucking nurse in here?

562
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,190
- He can only swallow one thing at a time.
- My father's choking to death.

563
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,792
Oh, my God.
Water goes straight to his lungs.

564
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,295
What's happening here?

565
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,731
I was only gone for a second.

566
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,667
- How could you...
- Hang on, Dad.

567
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,637
I'm not...

568
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,272
These hospital staff
don't read anything.

569
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,208
Help me lean him forward.

570
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,814
- That is such a horrible thing to watch.
- I know. Would you please...

571
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,150
Please, Diane,
get a hold of yourself.

572
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,718
Dad, are you OK?

573
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,254
Gentle breaths.
Breathing normally.

574
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,822
Where is the nutritionist?

575
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,658
Would you like to speak
to my supervisor?

576
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,180
Very much. They brought the wrong food?
I mean, that's insanity.

577
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,997
And I would like the
nutritionist up here immediately.

578
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,332
- Right now!
- Thank you.

579
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,900
It's not your fault.

580
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,136
- Dad, you OK?
- Yeah, yeah.

581
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:56,006
You're all right, sweetheart.
All right. OK, angel.

582
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:59,943
You're OK. That was scary,
but you're OK, precious.

583
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,187
Until he's re-evaluated,
we need to restrict all foods and liquids.

584
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:13,424
So, what's that mean?
He can't eat or drink anything?

585
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,959
Well, he's aspirated
into his lungs.

586
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,762
That means...
means a feeding tube?

587
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,699
No, no, no, no, Bob.
He didn't say that.

588
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,068
As a last resort. Yes.

589
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,437
Let's see how the
swallowing test goes,

590
00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:28,305
and we'll go from there.

591
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:31,208
- Thank you. Thank you, Doctor.
- Thank you, Doctor.

592
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,312
The magic chariot,
it has arrived.

593
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,414
So, hang on a second. Hang on.
Let me explain this to ya.

594
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,250
You're gonna get up real slow.
We got a lot of things to deal with.

595
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,352
I'm gonna put you in there.
Then we go to the swallow clinic.

596
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,755
- All right.
- You're good. You're good.

597
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,924
- You got it.
- There we go. That's good. That's good.

598
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,859
- That's it.
- Okay, I got this.

599
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,928
- Turn. Hang on.
- All right.

600
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,330
- You locked the wheelchair?
- Now get these things.

601
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,865
- I did.
- Oh, God.

602
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,067
- No, no, no.
- Oh, God.

603
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,203
You're on your cables.
You're on your cables.

604
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:02,039
- That's OK. That's OK.
- Oh, my wrist.

605
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:05,042
- Diane?
- I'm OK.

606
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,510
What the hell are
you crying for, then?

607
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,212
Because it hurt when I fell.

608
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,114
- Can you get up here, please?
- Oh, my wrist.

609
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,082
Just get to the chair.
Get to the chair, please.

610
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,018
- Hey, Daddy.
- Clear the wires.

611
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,055
There we are. All right.

612
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,023
- How is that?
- Yeah, great.

613
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,992
Nice and easy, guys.
We're gonna go real easy here.

614
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,827
- Dad's connected.
- Let me move this thing.

615
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,462
Move some goddamn thing.

616
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,064
OK. I'm moving it. I got it.

617
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,832
- OK.
- That's perfect.

618
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,001
- You got it?
- All right. Here we go.

619
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,504
OK. Look out. Oh.

620
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:37,274
No, I understand that, but I can't
work two shifts in a row. No, Zak.

621
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:41,378
You've got to do a shift.
I can't do 24 hours straight.

622
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,515
So, you call Diane.
Call Andy, 'cause I'm not doing it.

623
00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:47,251
No, someone has
to cover it, not me.

624
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,853
- No. Call Diane. Jesus!
- Hey!

625
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,956
The dude with the broken neck has
the right of way, eh, Dutchy Boy?

626
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,892
God. Brick.

627
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,394
- Man, how are you?
- How am I?

628
00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,964
I'm a fucking quadriplegic?
What the fuck? How am I?

629
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,866
Come on. Good to see you.
Pound it out,

630
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,068
right down there
on the right hand. Yup!

631
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:08,071
Come on. Give me a pound,
give me a pound, give... Ow!

632
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,974
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck?!

633
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,843
- I'm sorry.
- God, babe, are you...

634
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:15,879
He can't feel
anything. He can't...

635
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:18,282
You should have seen your face.
You remember Donna, right?

636
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,950
Yeah, sure, I do.

637
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,285
- Good to see you.
- You don't remember me.

638
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:24,154
- That's OK. I remember you.
- I do.

639
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,889
- Um...
- What's up, buddy?

640
00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,258
I haven't seen you, since...

641
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,227
Since that wave broke
my neck and saved my life.

642
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,895
Best thing that ever
happened to me.

643
00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,964
- Praise Jesus.
- Hallelujah.

644
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,567
Brick just aced
his swallow test.

645
00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:38,435
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Lungs clear.

646
00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:42,072
All the important parts still
working great on my Bricky.

647
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,341
What she's saying,
she mean's my dick is A-OK,

648
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,311
- What? What?
- Oh, gonna get some later. Gonna get some.

649
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:50,447
Gonna get some. Gonna get some.
Gonna get some.

650
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,217
- Get up. Get up. Get up.
- She gets up on me.

651
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,152
I don't feel nothing.
She just feels everything.

652
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,521
Ten stories tall.
Yeah, we just run me up the flagpole.

653
00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,190
- Okay, well, actually...
- Give me some sugar, honey.

654
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,925
- Give me some sugar.
- I, uh...

655
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,327
I can feel that.

656
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,495
My Dad is actually in there
getting a swallow test.

657
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,964
- Oh, yeah? How is he?
- Your dad?

658
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,065
That's why I was here.

659
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,366
Oh, look who the cat dragged in.

660
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,001
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.

661
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,437
- A little high school reunion.
- Hi. How you doing?

662
00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,205
- Hi. Wow.
- Sue.

663
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,474
- Yeah. Um...
- Oh. Awkward.

664
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,910
Hey, look at you two.

665
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,411
Why don't you
take her to the prom?

666
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,214
Ask her to the prom.
You could get her a corsage.

667
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,316
Hey, I'm not being a pain in the ass.
I'm just saying.

668
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:26,798
Yes, you are.

669
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,285
All right. Well, listen.
I'll let you two...

670
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,454
- Van's out front.
- OK. Thank you.

671
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,490
I'll let you two lovebirds do a
little catching up, all right?

672
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,893
Dutchy, we will grab a drink
a little bit later on.

673
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,395
And when I say grab a drink,
I mean you're gonna grab a drink.

674
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,130
You're also gonna
have to grab my drink.

675
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,099
You're gonna have
to also grab me a straw,

676
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,202
- and you might gonna have to maybe grab...
- Get your wallet.

677
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,204
You got to pay
for the drinks, too.

678
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:50,173
If your feet work, that's the rule.
Don't be a dick, Eddie.

679
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:52,175
- Walking guys pay.
- Pain in the ass.

680
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,945
I'll see you later.
I can't believe this.

681
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:58,282
I run into Brick?
Then I run into you.

682
00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:01,652
Yeah. Yeah, I heard
about your dad.

683
00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,620
Oh, it's not a big deal.

684
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,390
No, actually it is kind of a big deal.
Actually it sucks.

685
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,358
- Yeah.
- You know.

686
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,361
Yeah, well, I'm just... I'm here
to adjust Brick's PT schedule.

687
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,997
You have to stay on the staff here.
They are so shitty.

688
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,532
I mean, they literally kill
people at this hospital.

689
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,935
- Yeah, I know that.
- Oh, I'm sure they won't.

690
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,469
I'm sure they got
good people in here.

691
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,105
No, they're terrible.
That's why I'm here.

692
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,707
Yeah. We're helping out.

693
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,943
So you're still doing
the nursing thing?

694
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,277
No, I was never a...

695
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,314
Post-op cardiac catheter
lab technician thing.

696
00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,616
- OK. OK.
- That's not the same thing.

697
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:37,020
- How's Dr. Wojowo-whoitz?
- Dr. Daniel Wojowulitz.

698
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:40,090
- Oh, yeah, Dr. Dan, the proctologist.
- Neurologist.

699
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,558
- Same thing.
- Mmm.

700
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,461
It's not. He's, um...

701
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,497
He's, you know,
finishing up his residency at Columbia.

702
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:48,966
That's great. Good. Good.

703
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,500
- Kids are great.
- Kids?

704
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,502
- I thought you had one kid.
- Yeah. I got two.

705
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:56,239
Two boys, Devon and Derek.

706
00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:58,508
- I should go. Brick's my ride.
- OK.

707
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,310
How long are you in town for?

708
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,646
Like, um, a week.

709
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:06,183
I'm just letting my mom spoil the
kids before they go to sleepaway camp.

710
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:09,052
- Tell your mom I said hey.
- Yeah. I will.

711
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:13,023
It's... How are things?
Really. How...

712
00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,726
- With me? Oh, great.
- Yeah.

713
00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:18,261
Not so great.
I don't know. The same.

714
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,331
I'm a doorman.
I'm broke, single.

715
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,034
What happened to what's her name?
You know, with the...

716
00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:27,004
Oh, that's been over...
Long time ago.

717
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,740
I-I'm sorry about that.

718
00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,742
What are you apologizing for?

719
00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,711
I... No idea. I don't know.

720
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,447
I should go.
Brick's waiting and...

721
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,751
You should come by sometime,
meet the kids.

722
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,052
That's not gonna happen.

723
00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,320
Yeah, right, why...

724
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:46,189
Why would you want
to meet my kids?

725
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,358
- Yeah. Take that.
- Hi, honey.

726
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,262
I'm sorry. Yeah. No. I'm,
um, still at the hospital.

727
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,497
Yeah.

728
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,949
Fuck it.

729
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,577
It's all right.
It's OK. It's OK.

730
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:44,147
How are we doing today, Mr. Mills?
How's it all going here?

731
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:45,221
We're good.

732
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:48,485
Oh, I see you've pulled
your feeding tube out.

733
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,790
It's OK, Dad. Dad.

734
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:58,295
He's moved his feeding tube
out three times.

735
00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,464
You know what this means.

736
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:04,434
I'm gonna get the crew up here,
and we're gonna get dad restrained.

737
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,471
We need another...
Need a change of clothes for him.

738
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,741
Get a crew up here.
Dad, it's all right. Listen to me.

739
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,844
Dad. Dad.

740
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:17,581
You just pulled out your feeding tube.
It's OK. I'm gonna clean you up.

741
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,516
- OK?
- All right.

742
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,651
I'm gonna clean you up.

743
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:25,188
I can't...

744
00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,591
- That's what I'm saying.
- That's impossible...

745
00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,826
in our backyard.
Why can't you guys listen? Listen...

746
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,329
Respiratory is ready to go now.

747
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,830
- So is the cardiac guy.
- Legally, legally,

748
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,398
Dad is like a lawsuit
waiting to happen.

749
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,334
- He's not stable...
- Here's the problem.

750
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,403
Dr. Cho is a fucking hack.
He's just waiting on Dad to die,

751
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,372
so that'll take care
of everything for him.

752
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,242
Bingo. OK. Can we get him
in Hopkins now?

753
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,810
Please. Time is running out.

754
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,479
No. Dawn doesn't want that, Zak.
You know that.

755
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,448
He doesn't want Dawn driving
all the way to Baltimore.

756
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,550
That's insane.
This whole fucking thing is insane.

757
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,486
No. She doesn't want to leave
her fucking dogs is what it is.

758
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,821
Listen, guys.

759
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:01,358
Dad is fucking starving
right now.

760
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,483
I know. OK, but...

761
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:05,729
OK. He needs a feeding...
fucking feeding tube today.

762
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,930
Well, fuck me.

763
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,431
Fucking Dr. Cho.

764
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,902
Huh. Interesting.

765
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,571
- Oh, my God. I hope he didn't hear us.
- I don't give a fuck.

766
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,206
- I'm going over there.
- Andy.

767
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,741
Don't go there. Let him eat.

768
00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,809
No, I'm gonna go over there
and help you scare him.

769
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,378
Why don't you stay here?

770
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,513
We don't need two hotheads
going over there.

771
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,415
You stay. I'll go with you.

772
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:29,419
OK. Good, 'cause I need a
witness in case shit goes down.

773
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,262
- Ah. The Mills family.
- Hmm.

774
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,298
- Hello, Doc. Could we get a word with you?
- Yeah.

775
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,267
I'm right in the middle
of my meal break.

776
00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:46,303
That's funny, 'cause our dad,

777
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:49,406
- he can't get a break at all. Or a meal.
- Yeah.

778
00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:54,411
Do you mind if I finish my bagel and
then we could talk about your father?

779
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,380
- Actually, I do mind.
- Yeah, I mind, too.

780
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,250
OK.

781
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,719
OK.

782
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,556
Your father has
completely blocked lungs,

783
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,594
mass in his upper left lung
caused by the pneumonia.

784
00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,829
He's got end-of-life emphysema.

785
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:17,267
The MRI of his lungs is the worst
I've ever seen on any living patient.

786
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,536
He can barely process oxygen.

787
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:23,640
He's contracted MRSA,
which is a highly fatal staph infection,

788
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,643
and to combat that,
he's on Zyvox,

789
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,645
which is like interferon.
It's powerful,

790
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,848
and it's so poisonous
that it, too, is fatal.

791
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,850
Your father has diabetes.

792
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,986
His kidneys are failing.

793
00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:38,021
In order to stabilize
his blood sugar,

794
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,490
we have to introduce
nutrients into his body,

795
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:45,395
and he's lost the ability
to swallow food and water.

796
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,398
How am I supposed to stabilize
your father when I know

797
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,801
that he will die the
second we put him under?

798
00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,843
How?

799
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,480
Enjoy your... your lunch.

800
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,548
- Thank you.
- Sorry about that.

801
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,402
He's got a terrible
bedside manner.

802
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:33,076
- So, Bob's at Chesapeake Memorial?
- -Yeah.

803
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,678
- It's not good.
- I know.

804
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,579
- It's not good, friend.
- I hate it there.

805
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,014
- Death Hospital.
- What do you mean?

806
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,483
Do you know what they call
people that go there?

807
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,651
- What?
- Dead people.

808
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,719
Would you stop it?

809
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,487
I'm just saying.
Did you try Hopkins?

810
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,323
- Of course we tried Hopkins.
- Well, what up?

811
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:49,059
He didn't want her
to be in Baltimore,

812
00:38:49,061 --> 00:38:50,927
and she wanted to be
close to the dogs.

813
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,064
- Do you mean those space poodles?
- Yes, yes.

814
00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,532
- I hate those things.
- They're cute.

815
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,500
- They're gross.
- OK. I know.

816
00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,537
Anyway, it's... it's not a good thing.
I'm glad you met with me.

817
00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,740
- I'm completely depressed.
- Hmm. Well,

818
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,909
that's what happens when
you go to a Death Hospital.

819
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,945
It's a roach motel. They check in.
They don't check out.

820
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,081
- Are you trying to depress me?
- They come out in gurneys.

821
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,483
Would you stop it?
'Cause you're being a total dick.

822
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,984
- Whoa. OK. You know what?
- Come on.

823
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,887
Look, V-Man?
We need to hit the worm. Now.

824
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,559
- Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Dude.
- What? Yeah?

825
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,761
- Do you believe in miracles?
- What miracles?

826
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,831
- Yeah. 'Cause one just walked in the door.
- Oh, I see.

827
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:28,998
- Yeah.
- Very nice.

828
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,367
- You recognize her?
- No.

829
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,801
- You don't?
- Oh!

830
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,570
- Velma Lauren.
- No.

831
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,439
- Vinnie's little sister.
- Get out.

832
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,705
Wait a minute.
Didn't she marry Carl Perkins?

833
00:39:38,717 --> 00:39:39,476
That's right.

834
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:43,046
That's right but she's not with old
Carl now, because he went to jail

835
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,714
- for selling meth.
- Meth?

836
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,784
Yeah. And she used to work
at Suzie-Q's.

837
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,452
- She's a stripper?
- Yes.

838
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,421
- She used to work the pole.
- Holy sh...

839
00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,423
- She was a stripper?
- Yes, she was a stripper.

840
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,893
But now she's an inspector,
BG&E and she smells real nice.

841
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,162
- Oh, my God.
- She looks amazing.

842
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:02,399
- No, would you stop it?
- Yes. Come on. Come on. You're doing this.

843
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,600
- You're Eddie Mills.
- No.

844
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,101
- You deserve this.
- I don't.

845
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,836
- You're doing this.
- I'm not getting that.

846
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,138
- Yes.
- I don't need to get laid.

847
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,639
- Yeah, you do.
- I do not.

848
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:12,409
You need to take
time off from dying, OK?

849
00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,677
Take time off from
this dying stuff.

850
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,913
- I'm not... I don't need this.
- You do need this.

851
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,515
- Buddy, I'm sure.
- Look, I'll pump you up.

852
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,016
- Listen.
- You're Eddie Mills.

853
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:22,152
- Yeah, Eddie Mills, 25 years ago.
- Senior Class President.

854
00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,820
Yeah, 50 pounds heavier.

855
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,055
- Jud from<i> Oklahoma!</i>
- Jud from<i> Oklahoma!</i>

856
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,659
And JV Lacrosse.
You know, you can't win everything.

857
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:35,131
- Is that Eddie? Eddie Mills?
- Hey.

858
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,434
- Hey.
- Oh, my God. Eddie Mills.

859
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:38,902
How's it going?

860
00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,438
Look... I haven't seen you in...
Oh, my God.

861
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
You look so cute.

862
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,842
Oh, wow.
That is quite a welcome.

863
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:49,045
Eddie frickin' Mills!
What are you doing here?

864
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:52,916
Just in town. It's great to see you.
You know, back at home.

865
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,485
- You look exactly the same.
- Thank you.

866
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,688
I mean, you know,
he put on a few, right, Matt?

867
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,557
More than a few.

868
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,225
- No, you look really cute.
- You look amazing.

869
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,726
Oh, thanks.

870
00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:05,161
These are new,
do you like these?

871
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,664
Yes, I'm sure I would
have remembered those.

872
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,099
Yeah, I didn't have them when
we were in that show together.

873
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,734
Do you remember what show?

874
00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:13,470
- Yeah.
- Do you remember the show we did together?

875
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,472
It's the<i> South Pacific.</i>

876
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,906
Do you remember when I was in
the show with you? <i>-South Pacific.</i>

877
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,808
- Matt, do you remember?
- What?

878
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,477
OK. It's true. Me and him
never stopped talking about it.

879
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:22,212
- He prompted me.
- You were so good.

880
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:24,481
I'm old, and I forget everything,
but how could I forget you?

881
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:26,583
Yeah, well, my God
I was so obsessed with you.

882
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:29,085
We need a drink. Vince, we need a drink.
You want to buy me a drink?

883
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,222
Uh, I will buy you a drink. Can I have
a drink here for this lovely lady?

884
00:41:32,224 --> 00:41:34,591
Oh, you've got some. I need a shot.
We got to sit down.

885
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,493
OK. Shot. Sit down. Where?

886
00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:38,228
- I got a booth in the corner.
- Booth.

887
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:40,063
- It's my favorite place.
- Booth in the corner. Let's go.

888
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,198
- It's kind of like my personal box.
- OK.

889
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,067
Let's go right over here.

890
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,603
- What are you doing here?
- Oh...

891
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,571
it's depressing. My dad's dying.

892
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,240
- Oh, baby.
- Yeah.

893
00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,175
- Sorry to hear that.
- But, I'm here to have a good time.

894
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,910
<i>L'chaim.</i>

895
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:05,188
You want to do a body shot?
Salt, drink, and then lime.

896
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,556
You put it in your mouth.

897
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,725
- OK.
- Mmm.

898
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,864
Wait right here.
I want to get my girls.

899
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,536
Watch yourself.

900
00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,004
We'll just do karaoke.

901
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,805
Go with karaoke.

902
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:33,583
That's good. That's good.
Pick a solo. Pick a solo.

903
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:47,797
Ah. Well, that's where she was.
She was there.

904
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,800
You know what it's like when you wanna
see someone you don't want to see.

905
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,902
- What's her last name again?
- Deever. Sue Deever.

906
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,939
Yes. Sue Deever.
Oh, she was mean.

907
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,840
- She's a great person.
- No, she's not.

908
00:42:57,842 --> 00:43:00,009
No, she is. She's married.
She's a doctor.

909
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,312
- She's a snob.
- She's a nurse. She has kids.

910
00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:04,314
She's a biatch.

911
00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,249
- Would you stop?
- Biatch.

912
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,250
No. I love her.

913
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,586
Screw Sue. Fuck me.

914
00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,222
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

915
00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:15,758
Baby. Honey.

916
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,061
- Eddie, stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
- OK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

917
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,363
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- OK. Almost, almost, almost.

918
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:22,732
OK, sing. Sing for me, baby.
Sing for me.

919
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,901
- Sing what?
- Sing something.

920
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,849
Okay, don't move. Wait.
I don't want to leak.

921
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,653
- OK. Oh.
- I got it.

922
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,960
- Phew.
- That's a tight squeeze.

923
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,695
- It is.
- Isn't that fun?

924
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:55,732
OK. Oh, shit. All right.
I got to get going.

925
00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:57,967
I told Carl like a half hour
ago, I'd be back.

926
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:01,804
Hold on. Carl Perkins?
You guys are divorced.

927
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,906
Oh, no, sweetie.
We're just separated.

928
00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:06,009
- We're workin' on it.
- What?

929
00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:09,245
He always loved you, by the way.
I'm gonna tell him you say hi.

930
00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:10,813
Thanks, baby. That was fun.

931
00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:15,785
OK. I'll see ya.

932
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,690
Mm.

933
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:50,019
A-And as I said,
my team is standing by to go

934
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,388
as soon as Dr. Rabinowitz here

935
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,891
can assure me that
Mr. Mills is stable.

936
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,025
PEG.

937
00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:00,897
Percutaneous
endoscopic gastrostomy.

938
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,398
What's that first word again?

939
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,435
Percuta... Percutaneous?
Percutaneous.

940
00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:10,873
Yeah, a feeding tube here,
is inserted through the stomach wall,

941
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,743
Cho's doing this.
I'm not do this. Um...

942
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,977
in order for your father to eat.

943
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,213
And as we've discussed,

944
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,349
this operation has,
at best, at best,

945
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,185
a 5% chance of succeeding.

946
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:26,789
Well, the numbers increase to
10%, possibly 12%,

947
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,192
depending upon how quickly
Dr. Cho finishes.

948
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:32,095
After my team inserts the
feeding tube into the stomach,

949
00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:35,064
Respiratory here would like
an extra few minutes

950
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,266
to clear away some of
the bronchial obstructions.

951
00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:42,271
Right. What I would like to
do is open a breathing tract

952
00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:46,242
here, by extracting
some of the diseased...

953
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,211
Excuse me, ma'am.
We'll just do it on you.

954
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:52,782
Uh, by extracting some of the
diseased tissue at the right quadrant,

955
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,817
uh, which is basically
just above the lungs.

956
00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:58,254
And increased air flow should give
your father more of a fighting chance.

957
00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:03,960
Yeah, but extending the procedure by
even a minute decreases Bob's chances.

958
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:06,028
And we may never get him back.

959
00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,498
We're taking the risk.
We've already discussed it.

960
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,033
We're not doing hospice at home.

961
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:14,337
Because, I cannot
stand it anymore.

962
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,207
- Listen to me. Listen to me.
- Oh, God.

963
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:22,445
I watched my brother die,
all right, gasping like a...

964
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:25,848
Like a beached whale,
and I'm not gonna put her through that.

965
00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:29,886
If we do nothing at all,
he will starve to death.

966
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,922
That'd take, uh,
two to three weeks.

967
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,457
We're doing the feeding tube.

968
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,959
We've already decided.
It's the feeding tube.

969
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,995
And let me tell you
something, children.

970
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,798
I have one life to live,
and I'm going to live it.

971
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,267
This pain and suffering,
no more.

972
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:47,804
I cannot take it one more day.
It's done. Done.

973
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,072
If this doesn't work...

974
00:46:51,276 --> 00:46:53,943
- if you can't make this work...
- OK.

975
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,444
- You got three days.
- Let me...

976
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:57,480
After three days,
you pull the plug.

977
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,549
- All right?
- Let me get this on your face. Come on.

978
00:46:59,551 --> 00:47:02,084
- You pull the goddamn plug.
- Sir.

979
00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:04,153
- I'm not gonna put her through this.
- Sir. Sir.

980
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,189
Babe, please,
please, please, please.

981
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,391
You heard it.
That's it. Three days.

982
00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,959
That's it.

983
00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:11,427
And I think it's
important for the family

984
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,563
to understand your father
and mother's wishes.

985
00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:16,132
I've seen this
tear families apart.

986
00:47:18,102 --> 00:47:19,402
OK. We good?

987
00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:22,306
All right.

988
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,183
Who's this? Who's this?

989
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,384
- Is that a janitor?
- Maybe.

990
00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,988
- How you doing?
- Hi.

991
00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:44,861
How you doing?
Lousy. Sucks, right?

992
00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:47,597
I'm Joey. Uh, Mills,
you're the Mills?

993
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:49,866
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

994
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:53,402
My cousin's the boss. He doesn't usually
like me to interact with the... the...

995
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:58,007
clientele. I'm "in training."

996
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:02,211
So kind of a mid-life
career sort of a reboot.

997
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,348
What color is
my parachute? Blue.

998
00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:10,119
So, uh, I'm... I'm gonna
be driving your dad.

999
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:15,358
Uh, his body,
and you're following me, right?

1000
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,959
- Yeah.
- OK.

1001
00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:18,628
And, uh, thing is we
got to kinda move it along,

1002
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:20,229
'cause we got
a 9:00 a.m. viewing.

1003
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,032
Teenage kid. Motorcycle
versus cement truck,

1004
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:26,235
so it's a real... real mess.

1005
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,305
Giuseppe, my cousin, the boss,
he's... He's in there right now

1006
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,140
trying to figure out
which parts go where.

1007
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:33,409
Um, but he's an artist. I mean,

1008
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,544
he could put Humpty Dumpty
back together again.

1009
00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:36,946
- Hey!
- Yeah.

1010
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:37,980
Here he is.

1011
00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:39,515
- Hey!
- Gotta go.

1012
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,221
I told you never, never.

1013
00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:48,257
- Not with my clientele.
- What? I was doing fine here.

1014
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,459
- Yes. I<i> capisce.</i>
- OK. Go.

1015
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:59,368
<i>Bon giorno.</i> Hello.
Nice to make your acquaintance.

1016
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,670
Forgive me to be late.

1017
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:03,439
I apologize.
I had much to put together.

1018
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:07,143
Ah, well if you now gather each
other, we walk in the back.

1019
00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,377
Your father is waiting.

1020
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,317
Are we getting out
of the fucking car?

1021
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,387
They can't give him
the Haldol to sleep...

1022
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:21,357
because of the feeding
tube procedure.

1023
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,226
He has to be coherent.

1024
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:30,433
He had a terrible night's
sleep last night. Poor baby.

1025
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:33,269
Dad? Dad?

1026
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:38,441
- Is he...
- No, he's... he's... he's sleeping.

1027
00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,711
Sleeping with his eyes open.
It just started.

1028
00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:43,713
He sleeps that way now.

1029
00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:48,184
I can't... can't think about it.

1030
00:49:48,186 --> 00:49:51,620
Um... Oh, I gave him
a sponge bath.

1031
00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:55,358
And he doesn't ask for his bridge
anymore, because at this point

1032
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,560
he doesn't eat anymore,
so it doesn't matter.

1033
00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,630
We only put his teeth in
when we have visitors.

1034
00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,366
What did they say
about the bedsores?

1035
00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,334
They don't seem
too concerned about it.

1036
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:06,736
What does that mean?

1037
00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:10,239
I don't know. Ask the doctors.

1038
00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:13,009
They're sending in
a bed team to evaluate him.

1039
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:15,378
Just I don't know when.

1040
00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:20,149
- Where you going, Dawn?
- Chores. Bills.

1041
00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:22,118
Abner's diarrhea.

1042
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:27,223
He... Your father did everything
with me for 35 years.

1043
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:31,227
See you later, sweetie pie.

1044
00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:34,397
See you.

1045
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,201
- Dressed to the nines?
- I know.

1046
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,771
She's going to have lunch
with that Bernie.

1047
00:50:41,773 --> 00:50:43,305
Oh, the... the dog walker guy?

1048
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,241
- That guy. Are you kidding me? Yes.
- Really?

1049
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,243
- Have you met him?
- Yeah, I've met him.

1050
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,811
- He's like a Dapper Dan.
- OK.

1051
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,113
He's horrible, and come on.

1052
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:54,417
I know Dad's gonna need his feeding
tube any minute, and she can't take it.

1053
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:57,386
- Yeah, she's gone through a lot.
- Everyone's going through a lot.

1054
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,555
You know what she's doing?
She's afraid to be alone.

1055
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,421
That's true.

1056
00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:03,059
She's setting up Bernie
for sloppy seconds.

1057
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:04,126
That's harsh of you.

1058
00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,461
She's processing.

1059
00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,329
She's got to leave the room
every now and then.

1060
00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:08,531
That's what she's doing. I know.

1061
00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:10,099
Sloppy seconds. That's not fair.

1062
00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,168
- You know it's the truth.
- Hey, Dad.

1063
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,270
- Dad, how you doing?
- Oh, my God.

1064
00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:17,206
- Dad. Hey.
- Take...

1065
00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:19,308
Take care of her.

1066
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,612
Take care of her.
You promise me.

1067
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:26,482
- Promise!
- I will. I promise.

1068
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,851
Bye, Eddie. I love you.

1069
00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:04,453
- You, too, Dad.
- I love you.

1070
00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:15,831
Plain cremation box.

1071
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,299
Hey.

1072
00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:22,605
Somebody want to
identify the father,

1073
00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:25,207
and then we're gonna be
on our way.

1074
00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:26,642
- I'll do it.
- OK.

1075
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,515
Ah, that's definitely Bob.

1076
00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:36,886
Something exerted enough, uh,
pressure to compress his nasal cavity,

1077
00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:39,188
- but it's... it's Bob.
- What?

1078
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,257
Well, his nose is flat.

1079
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,759
- I'm gonna go wait in the car.
- Oh, honey.

1080
00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:46,695
- The nose is flat. No, no, no.
- Oh, yeah.

1081
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,499
Oh, my God, yes,
it is very flat.

1082
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,601
- I'm very sorry.
- Uh, it happens sometimes.

1083
00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,703
In the freezer,
we got to make room.

1084
00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:57,706
So you stack 'em on top of each other.
That makes perfect sense.

1085
00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:00,409
- Yes. And then things shift.
- All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1086
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,179
But he's dead,
so it doesn't matter, OK?

1087
00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,747
Joey, should we follow you?

1088
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:06,315
Just one thing.

1089
00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:08,651
Well, are you gonna
tell 'em or you want...

1090
00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:12,488
Our normal incinerator
in Towson just broke,

1091
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,823
so we're going to have
to shift the body

1092
00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,927
to the backup crematorium
in Dundalk.

1093
00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:20,763
A-And why is that a problem?

1094
00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:22,798
It also serves a double purpose.

1095
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,203
It provides crematorial
services for the animals.

1096
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,506
- What? Animals?
- Cats and dogs?

1097
00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:33,375
- Animals?
- It's not a bad crematorium.

1098
00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,977
No, it's very good.

1099
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,313
It's just it's not that great.

1100
00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,881
- Well, it's still...
- The crew is OK.

1101
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:42,418
It's... The thing about it
is the name. It's a little...

1102
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,586
- What's the name?
- What's the name?

1103
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:46,589
Peaceful Paws. It's beautiful.

1104
00:53:46,591 --> 00:53:49,291
- We only use this furnace in a pinch.
- Peaceful Fucking...

1105
00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,826
Guys, guys. Come on.

1106
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,562
Is there a discount if we're
not using a human crematorium?

1107
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,398
What, it's cats,
people, stardust.

1108
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,968
It's calcium phosphate
in the end. It just...

1109
00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:00,703
- Right.
- Sure. That's it.

1110
00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,238
- Chop-chop.
- Joey?

1111
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,606
- Yeah?
- When we get the ashes back,

1112
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,674
it better be my fucking dad
and not Lassie.

1113
00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:07,743
- Absolutely.
- Please, don't worry.

1114
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,446
- Hey, let's go.
- Everybody. Everybody.

1115
00:54:10,448 --> 00:54:15,284
Hindu belief is that the body can
only release the soul through fire.

1116
00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:16,819
It's cool, right?
So historically...

1117
00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:19,588
Tim, give it
a fucking rest, all right?

1118
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,857
- Let me breathe.
- It's ready.

1119
00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:23,959
- Last door on the right.
- I got this.

1120
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,795
- Go, go, go, go.
- It's OK.

1121
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,564
Oh.

1122
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,301
Just give me a minute.
Let me breathe.

1123
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:34,270
Let me breathe.

1124
00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:36,572
You're all right?

1125
00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,340
You're OK. You're gonna be OK.

1126
00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,743
I'm gonna be OK,
but you got to give me a minute.

1127
00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:44,480
All right. Here we go.

1128
00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,432
OK? OK?

1129
00:54:46,433 --> 00:54:48,383
- Give her some water.
- Just take one step at a time.

1130
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:49,952
- Yeah, here we go.
- That's the way.

1131
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,488
- He's my father. My father.
- That's exactly right.

1132
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:56,558
- I know.
- It's a little dog with angel wings.

1133
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:02,498
Dogs are comforting to people
when they are grieving.

1134
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,567
- Another dog? It's sort of strange, but...
- Another dog.

1135
00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:07,770
- Must be a collector.
- Yes.

1136
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,638
My God, it stinks in here.

1137
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,707
Well, typically,
all living things,

1138
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,443
after a while, the fats and proteins,
they get to a certain temperature,

1139
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,844
- and you know what happens.
- Tim.

1140
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,880
- Yeah?
- Interesting, but not right now.

1141
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,382
- OK. I'm sorry.
- OK. Guys. We got to go.

1142
00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:22,384
- He said the last...
- Get in there. Get in there.

1143
00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:23,719
I'll go. I'll go first. I'll go.

1144
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:26,322
- Go, go. Run. Run.
- Come on.

1145
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,959
Hey, you can't be in here.

1146
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:39,401
No, no. It's OK, Diane.
Be quiet. It's OK.

1147
00:55:39,403 --> 00:55:41,804
Peaceful Fucking Paws.

1148
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:44,540
- What the hell is this?
- OK.

1149
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,543
How did I miss it?
There's dogs everywhere.

1150
00:55:47,545 --> 00:55:51,080
We didn't want this to happen.

1151
00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:55,417
Please, let's take Dad home,
and then we just bury him in the backyard.

1152
00:55:55,419 --> 00:55:58,654
Oh, bury him in the backyard?
Oh, so the raccoons could just dig him up?

1153
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,856
- Raccoons aren't going to dig him up.
- We can't do that.

1154
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,558
- Why not?
- It's illegal.

1155
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,894
This was our deal, Diane.
You wanted to come.

1156
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,064
This is my father, too.
It's not your deal.

1157
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,699
Well, it's all of our father.

1158
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,836
I can't believe he's here.
Oh, my God.

1159
00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:16,538
Guys. Guys, gentleman wants
to say a couple words.

1160
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,074
That was professionally
disgusting.

1161
00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:21,510
- I'm so fucking sorry.
- Yeah.

1162
00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:23,779
And fuck, shit,
now I'm being vulgar.

1163
00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,483
I apologize, and look, a woman

1164
00:56:27,485 --> 00:56:30,886
owning her grief here, there is
nothing more beautiful. Come here.

1165
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:31,920
Bring it in.

1166
00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:34,890
You go ahead. You let it out.

1167
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,626
You let it out.

1168
00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,398
Joey, is it?

1169
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,134
You got a real knack for this.

1170
00:56:45,136 --> 00:56:47,836
Thank you.

1171
00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:52,408
So, I have cleared the
room of all dead animals.

1172
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,844
Only your dad in there.
Cross my heart.

1173
00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:57,880
Thing is we kinda
got to get it rolling,

1174
00:56:57,882 --> 00:56:59,681
'cause the burn takes
about four hours.

1175
00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:01,984
And it's a process. We got to...

1176
00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:04,953
I don't want to get into it,
but there's a burn then a smash, grind,

1177
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:07,823
and then you do it again, it's like
a lather, rinse, repeat kind of...

1178
00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,926
- I think... We get it.
- OK. May I?

1179
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:14,897
Don't know why everybody's
so worried about this?

1180
00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:17,566
It's like running around
a side of beef.

1181
00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:26,842
Anything?

1182
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,649
How was chapel?

1183
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:36,084
Well, it's nice.
It's nice little chapel.

1184
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,786
Well, I hope it works.

1185
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,755
Just 'cause you don't
have a God to pray to?

1186
00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,207
Oh, my God.

1187
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,658
Can we at least pretend
to be a family?

1188
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,092
This is not the time
or the place.

1189
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:46,061
We are all under a lot pressure.

1190
00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:49,064
I mean, what time is it?
How long has he been under?

1191
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:51,934
Too long. Too fucking long.

1192
00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:54,102
Mom and Dad
tried to save him, but...

1193
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:57,873
he started smoking pot
with his sarcastic friends.

1194
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,675
Sarcastic friends.

1195
00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:01,476
You know what? You should
have smoked some pot, Andy.

1196
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:03,712
First Mills in history
to refuse confirmation.

1197
00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:07,082
What did you know
at 15 years old?

1198
00:58:08,552 --> 00:58:12,554
And look at you now,
a spiritual disgrace.

1199
00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:14,790
A what? A spiritual disgrace?

1200
00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:17,593
You know, our thoughts
should be with Dad right now.

1201
00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:20,762
Don't you worry, pal. I pray.

1202
00:58:20,764 --> 00:58:23,999
- I pray.
- Not to Jesus.

1203
00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,801
Not to Mary.

1204
00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:29,738
You talk to yourself,
and you call it prayer.

1205
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,807
Nothing happens when you pray.

1206
00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:34,209
You don't deserve real grace.

1207
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,777
Because you never earned it.

1208
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,954
Dad's out of the O.R.

1209
00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:53,929
Look, Bob.
All the kids are here.

1210
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,732
Doesn't he look great?

1211
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:04,806
Dad, I'd... I'd kiss you,
but you have sepsis. But I'm here.

1212
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:06,975
No worries. No worries, Bob.

1213
00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:09,311
You're on medication
for that. It's all okay.

1214
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,280
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Daddy.

1215
00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:12,848
Hey, Dad, how are you?

1216
00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:19,621
So... the procedure,
it was a success?

1217
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:21,890
He did wonderfully.

1218
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,626
Okay, but he was
under for two hours?

1219
00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:26,662
Well, an hour and 49.

1220
00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:29,798
The doctors
did such a great job, Bob.

1221
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,100
They cleaned out all your lungs.

1222
00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:34,202
Look! Look, kids.

1223
00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:38,640
He's eating for
the first time in 18 days.

1224
00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:40,709
Well, you know, that's...

1225
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:43,078
that's good that he's
finally getting some food.

1226
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,113
Why the fuck was he
under so fucking long?

1227
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,782
- I know. I know.
- We need some answers.

1228
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,618
Andrew, let the doctors
do their jobs.

1229
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,119
He's doing fine.

1230
00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,055
He's just gonna rest and eat,

1231
00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:56,158
and in a few days, he's
gonna... he's gonna wake up.

1232
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,761
That's right, Dawn.
Dad's a fighter.

1233
01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,364
- I'm calling Cho.
- Yeah.

1234
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,932
- I'm gonna kick his ass.
- Yeah.

1235
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,968
He killed him. He killed him.

1236
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:09,838
I'm gonna sue everyone
that even touched Dad, okay?

1237
01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:11,940
You guys.

1238
01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:16,712
Dr. Schrader,
you just missed him.

1239
01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:19,047
He's Dad's cardiologist
for 20 years.

1240
01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,717
Um, he felt he should
have been consulted,

1241
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:25,387
and, for the life of me,
I just can't figure out why we didn't.

1242
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:28,023
But, anyway, he said that, um...

1243
01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:31,259
he doesn't think three days is
enough time for your Dad to respond.

1244
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:34,029
Dawn, Dad said three days.

1245
01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:35,731
It just isn't right.

1246
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,367
Listen, if he can get
his strength back,

1247
01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,769
process all this food...

1248
01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:42,137
Dr. Schraeder thinks that...

1249
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:45,374
That we should give him
at least a week...

1250
01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,643
- Oh!
- Maybe two. Maybe two.

1251
01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:50,946
It's gonna be okay.

1252
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:56,351
You guys know my Dad.

1253
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,020
He's like a bear.

1254
01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:00,188
Look, he played
defensive tackle.

1255
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:02,824
To see him now, he's just...

1256
01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:05,260
He's like the water boy.

1257
01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:09,865
Hard to see people
sick and dying and...

1258
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:11,833
Remember when I was
six years old,

1259
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:15,671
my favorite aunt was in a coma.

1260
01:01:15,673 --> 01:01:19,107
And we used to go
see her before she died.

1261
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,745
And she kinda looked like a...

1262
01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:26,181
Like an inanimate raisin.

1263
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,952
Does that make sense?
I don't know if...

1264
01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:33,155
I don't know
if raisins are animate,

1265
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,790
but that's what she looked like.

1266
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,024
But a golden raisin. I mean,

1267
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,860
she had a... she had
a nice hue to her.

1268
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,462
It was more about...
It was just that...

1269
01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:45,734
It was just a wrinkled,
kinda deformed just...

1270
01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:47,769
It was like the juice
was taken out of her.

1271
01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:49,004
- Yeah.
- Anyways...

1272
01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:51,206
My parents used
to make me kiss her.

1273
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,474
- Eww!
- God.

1274
01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:55,711
Just had horrifying
nightmares for years.

1275
01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:57,446
Man, you know...

1276
01:01:57,448 --> 01:01:59,715
my dad's running triathlons,

1277
01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,050
and your dad's dying.

1278
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,485
I just said that.

1279
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:05,754
- You're... You're stupid.
- Look, man,

1280
01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:08,023
I fucking love your dad!

1281
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:10,358
- I know.
- I-I love your dad.

1282
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,361
- He's still alive.
- Okay.

1283
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:16,331
The Lord has a divine plan
for you and your Dad, Eddie.

1284
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,066
Yeah, good old Jesus.

1285
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,770
Brick, you... you can't move,
and you're religious,

1286
01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:23,071
and you're positive.

1287
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:27,008
And I can move everything,
and I'm depressed.

1288
01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:29,811
When they pulled my lifeless
body out of the water...

1289
01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:31,446
Oh, I love this story.

1290
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:35,217
The Lord was floating
above the beach.

1291
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,384
You were dead, and then...

1292
01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:40,088
The love just shot out
of his eyes.

1293
01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:43,959
Bam. It was like
I didn't feel...

1294
01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:45,761
I didn't feel alone
at that moment.

1295
01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:48,764
I just felt loved.
I was glowing,

1296
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:49,965
and Jesus...

1297
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,534
Jesus hooked me up.

1298
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:56,338
Hold it. The chair...

1299
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:59,541
The chair is your cross to bear.

1300
01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:01,810
This chair is my salvation.

1301
01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:06,081
My cross to bear is that
we've run out of beer.

1302
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,219
- Let's go, boys.
- Let's go!

1303
01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:12,888
Don't loiter.

1304
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:15,390
- Okay.
- Tallyho! Tallyho!

1305
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,061
- Don't let me hit the wall.
- Oh! Don't hit the wall.

1306
01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:24,399
Yeah, so my sister's,
uh, Dr. Dan,

1307
01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,435
fucking little demented
fuck, never liked him,

1308
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,337
so she left his sorry ass.

1309
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,906
- You kidding me?
- No.

1310
01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,340
Whoa! That's huge.

1311
01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:34,376
There's no fairytale ending
for my sister.

1312
01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,945
Yeah, she's... she's really
hurting, and you should know that.

1313
01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:39,147
- I don't believe this.
- Oh, whoa!

1314
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,982
- All right.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

1315
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,285
- So, wait a second. The kids.
- I had a little bit to drink.

1316
01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:45,854
- They're getting divorced.
- Yeah.

1317
01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:48,156
Huh? So everything
that Sue told me

1318
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:51,059
back at the hospital,
what, is that bullshit?

1319
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,495
Uh, I don't know if everything
she told you was bullshit.

1320
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,530
- Well...
- This is a big custody battle.

1321
01:03:55,532 --> 01:03:57,999
- And he's gonna lose.
- Holy hell!

1322
01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,969
Life-changing shit,
and she cries a lot.

1323
01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,838
- Hmm.
- I don't believe it.

1324
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,574
But I don't know.
The Lord giveth.

1325
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:07,175
- Hey. Hey.
- Yeah?

1326
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,910
- Who's that man?
- Oh, that's Barney.

1327
01:04:08,912 --> 01:04:10,278
That's my night nurse.

1328
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,947
Hey, Barney,
I'll be there in a second.

1329
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:13,315
Just give me a minute.

1330
01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,888
Hey, Matt, can you, uh, give me
and Eddie a second, please?

1331
01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,122
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1332
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,257
- Little...
- Yeah.

1333
01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,992
- Private.
- Yeah. Are you hesitant?

1334
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,927
- You want me to run you over?
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

1335
01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,229
- I'll run you over.
- But, seriously,

1336
01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:29,564
you're not bullshitting me
today, about Sue?

1337
01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:30,932
I'm not bullshitting you.

1338
01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,402
- Eddie.
- Yeah?

1339
01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,171
Why don't you crash here?
You're shit-faced.

1340
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,106
What? Nah, dude,
I'll get an Uber.

1341
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,941
- No, don't get an Uber.
- I'll get an Uber.

1342
01:04:39,943 --> 01:04:41,543
No, I got to
come clean with you.

1343
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,447
My body's shot.
Any breath could be my last.

1344
01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:47,582
You... No! Stop that.

1345
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:50,051
My nephew Devon,
he looks a lot like you.

1346
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,020
I'm sorry. It had to be said.

1347
01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,056
What are you... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1348
01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:57,225
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

1349
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,394
What are you talking about?

1350
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,962
- The kid's yours.
- What?

1351
01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:02,497
And it's never been right
you didn't know.

1352
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:04,366
- You're shitting me.
- I'm not shitting you.

1353
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,401
Remember that fling
you and my sister had

1354
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,069
at the Aberdeen reunion?

1355
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,137
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1356
01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,206
- Seven years ago.
- Exactly.

1357
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,508
Kid's yours. No question.

1358
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:16,044
You're a dad. Had to be said.

1359
01:05:16,914 --> 01:05:18,079
Crash here.

1360
01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,581
Blueberry pancakes
tomorrow morning.

1361
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,949
You can meet him.

1362
01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:26,321
I'll leave the door open.

1363
01:05:46,677 --> 01:05:49,110
Oh, my God.

1364
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:50,645
- Hey.
- I was just going down here.

1365
01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:51,646
- And then...
- Uh-huh.

1366
01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:53,148
- And then, boom!
- Yeah.

1367
01:05:53,150 --> 01:05:55,250
Where I didn't even know
how I got here.

1368
01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,485
You were hanging out
with Brick last night, huh?

1369
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,421
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1370
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:01,489
- I guess so.
- Yeah.

1371
01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:02,991
He's... That guy is crazy.

1372
01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:05,026
He drank me right
under the table again.

1373
01:06:05,028 --> 01:06:06,294
- Uh-huh. He told you?
- Uh, listen, I...

1374
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,063
- So he told you?
- I'm sorry?

1375
01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:09,364
He told you about my thing,
didn't he?

1376
01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,032
- No, no, he didn't tell...
- Yeah, he did.

1377
01:06:11,034 --> 01:06:12,267
No, no, I don't know
anything about it...

1378
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:15,003
It's okay.

1379
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,505
Ow.

1380
01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:21,609
- Ow.
- You all right?

1381
01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:24,179
Sue, it's okay. You don't
have to mother me, okay?

1382
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:26,147
- I just hit a little...
- It's okay.

1383
01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:29,050
- What did I hit?
- It's... I'm a highly trained...

1384
01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,685
- Move your hands.
- Ah!

1385
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,287
Okay, I think you'll live.

1386
01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,055
I think you'll live.

1387
01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,323
You're still drunk, huh?

1388
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,192
- Uh, a little drunk.
- Yeah, you are.

1389
01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:38,426
- Here.
- No, I really...

1390
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,295
- I got to go to the hospital.
- Let me see.

1391
01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:42,263
I got to get to the hospital.
Not for me. It's for my Dad.

1392
01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:44,065
- Yeah, I...
- My Dad is in the hospital.

1393
01:06:44,067 --> 01:06:46,001
I work at the hospital now.
Get in, weirdo.

1394
01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:47,402
Come on. Come on.
Just get in the...

1395
01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:50,071
- That's right.
- Come on. You're okay..

1396
01:06:50,073 --> 01:06:51,206
I'm going to get blood
all over the place.

1397
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,741
It's all right. I have kids.

1398
01:06:52,743 --> 01:06:54,142
Oh, jeez.

1399
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:58,613
So, you know, I'm at the grocery
store, and there's this coed,

1400
01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:00,749
comes up to me, and she
starts saying all this shit,

1401
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:04,185
you know, like, shit that my husband
has done with, like, multiple people.

1402
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,453
- Uh-huh.
- At the same time.

1403
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,455
- And, they're going public.
- Oh.

1404
01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:10,191
They've gone to the dean.
I'm, like, wh-what is happening?

1405
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,127
Right? My kids are with... My
fucking kids were with me.

1406
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,728
- That's amazing.
- So I go home.

1407
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:16,364
And, you know, I figured
I'll pull up his computer.

1408
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,534
And I find this, like, folder inside
of a folder inside of a folder

1409
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,169
that says "Private Stuff,"

1410
01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:26,274
and I just find some really,
really just perverted shit.

1411
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:27,776
- Wow.
- You know, I'm like...

1412
01:07:27,778 --> 01:07:30,378
God damn it, we have kids!
God damn it!

1413
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,648
It's just like he blew up
our lives, you know?

1414
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:35,050
Yeah.

1415
01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:37,352
So I left him,

1416
01:07:37,354 --> 01:07:39,354
- got a restraining order.
- Of course you did.

1417
01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,589
Instead of beating him to death.

1418
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,825
God, Sue, I'm sorry.

1419
01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,161
I haven't even told my kids yet.

1420
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:47,429
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

1421
01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:49,664
How do you say that
to your child?

1422
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,332
"Hey your Dad's a pervert,

1423
01:07:51,334 --> 01:07:53,268
and we can't go home,
'cause everybody knows."

1424
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,470
- Like, how do you even like...
- Are you asking for my opinion?

1425
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,272
About how to speak to children?
'Cause I don't know.

1426
01:07:57,274 --> 01:07:58,540
- I don't know anything about kids.
- No. Calm down.

1427
01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,375
I'm not asking you
to talk to my kids.

1428
01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,776
- Oh, God, I got to go.
- I have to talk it through.

1429
01:08:01,778 --> 01:08:03,211
- Sue, I got to go.
- Like, we...

1430
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,679
- You got to go?
- Listen, no, listen.

1431
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,781
I'm really sorry about
what you're going through.

1432
01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:09,317
- It's really bad.
- Yeah, it is.

1433
01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:12,587
Um, but my dad
is upstairs, okay?

1434
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,490
There's a whole thing going on,
and I don't feel good. Listen...

1435
01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:17,425
Are you fucking
kidding me right now?

1436
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,160
I know. Dad's upstairs.
I got to go.

1437
01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:21,696
- I'll call you.
- Stop talking, and go.

1438
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,565
I'll call you. Call me!

1439
01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,501
Don't call me!

1440
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,305
In the name of Jesus
Christ, Our Lord, you...

1441
01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:32,374
Oh!

1442
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,809
Sorry.

1443
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:36,845
Sorry.

1444
01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:38,213
Shh!

1445
01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,316
Top of the morning
to you, Father.

1446
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,151
Edward.

1447
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,386
- What are you doing?
- Oh.

1448
01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:47,622
Breakfast of champions.

1449
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,626
So last rites again?

1450
01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:54,729
What, third time's
the charm, Father?

1451
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,464
Anointing of the sick.

1452
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,133
Dad's not doing very well.

1453
01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:00,368
Maybe all the
anointing's not helping.

1454
01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,206
You need to sober up, son.

1455
01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:09,811
Eddie.

1456
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,779
You're the first.

1457
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:15,884
Diane just texted that
the 95 is really backed up.

1458
01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:18,286
- Mm.
- Did you hear that, sweetheart?

1459
01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:20,622
Diane's gonna be
just a little bit late.

1460
01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,724
- Did you say hello to Eddie?
- Hey, Dad.

1461
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:27,295
So, what are we
doing today, Dawn?

1462
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,631
Father Rose
is comforting your father.

1463
01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:33,201
Yeah. He doesn't look
very comfortable.

1464
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,203
As a matter of fact,
he looks pretty dead.

1465
01:09:35,906 --> 01:09:37,505
Why would you say that?

1466
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,908
You know what?
How about instead of a prayer,

1467
01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:41,543
why don't we just
give Dad a wish?

1468
01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:46,481
His dying wish,
which was three days, Dawn, okay?

1469
01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:49,250
And that was yesterday.
Today's four.

1470
01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,719
Don't you think I know
what today is?

1471
01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:54,255
And your drinking
isn't helping anyone, Eddie.

1472
01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:55,857
Son, you're upsetting
your mother.

1473
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:59,194
She's not my mother,
and I'm not your son.

1474
01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:00,962
Watch our tone, Edward.
That's a warning.

1475
01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,897
You know what, Father?

1476
01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:05,600
Unless you specialize
in resurrections,

1477
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,635
I suggest you mind your
own fucking business.

1478
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:10,605
Stop it! I'm not taking anymore.
I'm not listening.

1479
01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:18,413
Hmm. Uh-oh.
What's going on here?

1480
01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,649
What? Hey. Hey! Easy.

1481
01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,519
Jesus.

1482
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:28,423
Hey, easy. Ow!

1483
01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,658
Honor thy father,
and honor thy mother

1484
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,927
as the Lord thy God
has commanded you.

1485
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,829
Okay?

1486
01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,665
- You want another smack?
- No, no, I don't. The nose.

1487
01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,902
Think about doing
the right thing,

1488
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,470
and then apologize
to your stepmother.

1489
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,939
- Okay.
- And then get some coffee.

1490
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,407
I will.

1491
01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,603
Thanks a lot.

1492
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,539
He can't do that!
No, that's cheating.

1493
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,574
Derek!

1494
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,343
Jesus!

1495
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:27,415
Boys. Don't point those guns
at each other.

1496
01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,385
Who's that?

1497
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:36,824
Mister?

1498
01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:37,826
Oh.

1499
01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:44,799
I'm Derek.
This is Devon. You OK?

1500
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,035
Hey, guys. I'm good.

1501
01:11:47,037 --> 01:11:50,471
You live on the street,
like those people we feed at Christmas?

1502
01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,840
No, I'm Eddie.

1503
01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:55,677
Uh, I'm Eddie.
Good to meet you guys.

1504
01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:57,779
Hey, why don't you bring that
homeless guy up to the driveway?

1505
01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,347
He's an old friend of mine.

1506
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,317
Hi, Brick. No, no.

1507
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:04,052
- You're, uh, you're Devon?
- Yeah.

1508
01:12:04,054 --> 01:12:05,853
Nice to meet you, Devon.

1509
01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:08,890
Good to meet you... Derek.

1510
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:18,366
Hey... Is... What's he...
Is he... Brick?

1511
01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:20,001
Go get Mom!

1512
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,002
Brick!

1513
01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:22,637
- Mom!
- Buddy?

1514
01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:25,006
- Check the pump for power.
- What's going on?

1515
01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:26,407
He's not breathing.
He's not breathing.

1516
01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,775
Stop the chair.

1517
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,080
Check the portal
for obstructions.

1518
01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:34,415
Uh, turn the blue knob to ten,

1519
01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:35,550
and restart the pump.

1520
01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,453
Uncle Brick?

1521
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,689
- Inhaler.
- Inhaler.

1522
01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:47,796
Good?

1523
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,732
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

1524
01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:51,899
Thank you, buddy.

1525
01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:53,368
Thank you, Devon.

1526
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,002
You almost gave me
a fucking heart attack.

1527
01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:56,070
You shouldn't cuss.

1528
01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,373
Shit. I'm sorry.

1529
01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,475
Devon, you saved
my paralyzed butt yet again.

1530
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:01,676
You're the best, pal.

1531
01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,846
What would you have done
if nobody was here?

1532
01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:06,981
I would have been
having lunch with the Lord.

1533
01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:10,518
Oh, my God.

1534
01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:14,589
Hey, buddy, great job.

1535
01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:16,858
You got some, uh, excellent
little reflexes there.

1536
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:18,426
You were just all over it.

1537
01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:20,128
- He perfectly sprung over you.
- Hey, a great kid.

1538
01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:22,463
Mom. I started Uncle Brick's
respirator.

1539
01:13:22,465 --> 01:13:24,165
- Right on! Good job. Good job.
- Hey, Sue.

1540
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,167
- Hey, kid. Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1541
01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:27,869
He just had an event
or something.

1542
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:29,604
- Mm-hmm.
- And he...

1543
01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,773
I mean, he scared
the hell outta me.

1544
01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,674
Yeah, 'cause he's got asthma

1545
01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:35,443
and he's my stupid smoking,
drinking stoner brother.

1546
01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:36,444
Come on, man.
Don't make me laugh.

1547
01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:37,745
- Ugh.
- Okay? All right.

1548
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:40,748
He... He saved me.
The little guy saved me.

1549
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,017
Hey, why don't you guys go
inside, wash up for dinner, okay?

1550
01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,719
- Can Mr. Eddie stay?
- No.

1551
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,955
- Aw. Why not?
- Yeah? Why not?

1552
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,591
'Cause I said so. Go.
Come on, you little lifesaver.

1553
01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:52,126
- Inside. You, too.
- Hey.

1554
01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:54,529
- Yeah. See?
- Hey.

1555
01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:55,863
Nice to meet you, buddy.

1556
01:13:57,801 --> 01:13:59,634
Hey, look at that. Look at that.

1557
01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:01,969
- Hey. Eddie.
- Yeah?

1558
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,204
What are you doing here, man?

1559
01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:05,173
That's a good question.

1560
01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:06,207
What do you want with me?

1561
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:07,742
That's a good follow-up.

1562
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,710
Yeah, don't waste my time.

1563
01:14:09,712 --> 01:14:11,846
- Okay.
- I told him, Sue.

1564
01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:13,648
Yeah, I know you told him.
You're a turncoat.

1565
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,817
I don't care.
I know you told him about Daniel...

1566
01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:19,720
No, I, uh, told him... told him.

1567
01:14:22,192 --> 01:14:24,992
You mean, you, like,
you told him that...

1568
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:25,994
Told him that...

1569
01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,168
God, you're a shit.

1570
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:36,070
God, you're fucking...

1571
01:14:36,072 --> 01:14:39,207
- That doesn't hurt, you know.
- That was my secret to tell.

1572
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:40,575
God, you're such
a pain in the ass,

1573
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:41,909
and that was between us.

1574
01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,144
Does blood mean nothing?

1575
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,546
God, you're such a dick!

1576
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,616
Secrets suck.

1577
01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:52,753
- Listen, Sue, Sue...
- Don't. Mm-mm.

1578
01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:56,090
No, I won't deal with this.

1579
01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:58,759
- Sue?
- You're gonna go after her?

1580
01:14:58,761 --> 01:15:01,596
No! You saw what she just did.

1581
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:04,198
She doesn't want anything
to do with me, Brick.

1582
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,001
Well, that might be true,
but you should go double-check.

1583
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,587
Sue!

1584
01:15:26,589 --> 01:15:28,055
God damn it!

1585
01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:36,998
Sue! Sue!

1586
01:15:42,839 --> 01:15:44,038
Damn it.

1587
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:47,241
These stupid fucking shoe!
It's like...

1588
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,110
That's a hell of a pace
you got going there.

1589
01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,912
I'm done with men, you hear me?
All of you.

1590
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:52,680
- I'm done.
- You all suck.

1591
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,015
- I agree with you.
- If you're here for an apology,

1592
01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:56,717
you're not getting one!
Stay away from me!

1593
01:15:57,687 --> 01:16:00,121
Why? Just tell me, why?

1594
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,723
I don't know, okay? I was...

1595
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:05,693
I was in New York with Daniel,
and I told everybody this lie

1596
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:07,728
and after a while,
I started to believe it, okay?

1597
01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,898
A secret? For seven years,
you kept a secret?

1598
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,899
Yeah.

1599
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,334
Seven years?

1600
01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:14,869
Yeah.

1601
01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,306
- All right.
- Yeah.

1602
01:16:18,308 --> 01:16:20,575
I'm coming closer to you,
all right?

1603
01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:22,176
Please, don't be violent.

1604
01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:27,014
- I don't... Just...
- I will just...

1605
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,056
Just gonna sit right here.

1606
01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:32,853
Hi.

1607
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:39,060
What would you have said
if I told you...

1608
01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:41,295
- Wh-What would I have said?
- Yeah.

1609
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:46,734
Oh, I would have said I was in no way,
shape, or form ready to be a father.

1610
01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:47,802
- Yeah.
- No way.

1611
01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:49,804
- I wasn't ready.
- I know.

1612
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,840
I know. I knew that.

1613
01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:58,012
I wanted the baby.

1614
01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,149
I wanted the baby.

1615
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,151
And...

1616
01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:08,689
I-I wanted
a little piece of you.

1617
01:17:08,691 --> 01:17:11,759
How did you know it was mine?

1618
01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:15,663
Dan had a vasectomy after Derek,

1619
01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,298
- so it was definitely...
- Oh.

1620
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,200
- That's definitive.
- Yeah.

1621
01:17:20,203 --> 01:17:21,636
Did he suspect or...

1622
01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,270
Yeah, there's, like, a 1% chance

1623
01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:26,374
you can get knocked up after
you, you know, get your nuts cut.

1624
01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:28,042
- Oh.
- Egotistical asshole

1625
01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,878
thought he had, like,
super sperm or something.

1626
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,716
Thanks.

1627
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,987
Little fucker looks and
acts exactly like you.

1628
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,689
He does.

1629
01:17:46,129 --> 01:17:47,361
- Okay.
- Sorry.

1630
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,063
It's okay. Listen.

1631
01:17:52,935 --> 01:17:56,671
I'm gonna say something.
Just hear me out.

1632
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:03,244
What if I didn't go back
to Chicago right away?

1633
01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:06,981
And I stayed here?

1634
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:11,852
Don't mess with me.

1635
01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,154
Honey, I'm not messing with you.

1636
01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,923
I'm not in a place
where I can handle...

1637
01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,391
- I'm not messing with you.
- So many...

1638
01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:19,093
I'm not.

1639
01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:20,961
I fucking love you.

1640
01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:23,964
Always have.

1641
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:29,370
Oh, shit.

1642
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,805
- What is it?
- Well, I just...

1643
01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:32,440
I told them to text me
if anything...

1644
01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:33,874
It is. It's them.

1645
01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,976
They're pulling the plug on Dad.

1646
01:18:35,978 --> 01:18:38,079
Listen, I'll call you.
I'll call you later.

1647
01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:40,981
I'll call you.

1648
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:04,071
How do you do?
I'm Dr. Clarence Grey.

1649
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,240
How are you?
Yeah, sure, come in.

1650
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,475
Oh, it's a nice group.

1651
01:19:07,477 --> 01:19:10,277
- Yeah. Hi. How are you?
- Daddy.

1652
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:11,846
Thanks for being here.

1653
01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,380
- Hey, Dad.
- All right,

1654
01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:16,851
I do assure you your father
is resting comfortably.

1655
01:19:16,853 --> 01:19:19,820
And we're all present?

1656
01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:23,124
What's happening with our Dad?

1657
01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:26,360
Ah, the time is at
hand, all right?

1658
01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:28,262
Let's go over his vitals, okay?

1659
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,132
Ah, right there,
as we can see on the brain.

1660
01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:34,335
Top line, right there.
Nonreactive. Nonresponsive.

1661
01:19:34,337 --> 01:19:39,774
Oxygen is at 15%. The ventilator is
pushing the lungs to bring in air,

1662
01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:42,777
but the body is
unable to convert it.

1663
01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:47,081
Blood pressure, about 10,
20 beats per minute.

1664
01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:51,018
And even on life support,
that's not viable.

1665
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:54,889
So what are you saying? Uh...

1666
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,191
how much longer
is Bob gonna live?

1667
01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:00,528
His body is rapidly failing,

1668
01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:02,930
and the brain is nonreactive.

1669
01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:08,836
So what are his options
when... when he wakes up?

1670
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,140
I don't... I don't know
how to be more clear. Uh...

1671
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:15,543
Dawn, it's time for him to go.

1672
01:20:15,545 --> 01:20:17,478
It's time to say goodbye.

1673
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,214
No. Mm-mmm.

1674
01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:22,950
I don't think... I don't think
that's what the doctor is saying.

1675
01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:25,486
No, that's exactly
what I'm saying.

1676
01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,987
When we're ready,

1677
01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,890
I will administer
the final shot of morphine.

1678
01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:33,093
You mean... pull the plug?

1679
01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:36,297
We don't like to use that term.

1680
01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:38,165
Um, if it helps,

1681
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:42,036
you can think that Bob
is pulling his own plug.

1682
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:48,008
I see. Um, I have to...
I have to walk the dogs.

1683
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,610
It's really important.

1684
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:53,914
What...
- Go with her, Eddie. - Okay.

1685
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,282
I'll help.

1686
01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:58,452
What... What's happening
with the dog?

1687
01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:04,325
Wait. Pull... Pull in
to the 76, because...

1688
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,093
- we're dreadfully low.
- Okay.

1689
01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:07,862
Okay, we got a half tank, Dawn.

1690
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:12,399
No, Bob always says that's bad
for the catalytic converter.

1691
01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:14,235
Uh, okay.

1692
01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:16,337
Do you... Okay.

1693
01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,606
Hey, careful.

1694
01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:22,476
Tim, um, write down the mileage

1695
01:21:22,478 --> 01:21:25,446
and figure out the MPG.

1696
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:27,014
- Okay.
- Mileage.

1697
01:21:27,016 --> 01:21:28,582
- Bob always says that.
- Can you tell me the mileage?

1698
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,284
Who cares what the mileage is?!

1699
01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:33,020
She's out of her fucking mind.
Just write anything down.

1700
01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:35,956
Okay.

1701
01:21:37,326 --> 01:21:39,293
- Bob always would need that.
- I'm getting it.

1702
01:21:39,295 --> 01:21:41,061
Oh, my awards card!

1703
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:44,031
My awards card says
I have a quick wash.

1704
01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:47,001
I've been waiting for that.
I've been waiting for a quick wash.

1705
01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:53,274
Kinda fascinating, isn't it?

1706
01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:56,443
- What? Fascinating?
- She's washing the car.

1707
01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:59,179
Bob is dying, and
she's washing the car.

1708
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,049
Thank you, Mr. Spock.

1709
01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:04,952
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1710
01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:09,623
Thank you.

1711
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:12,660
What the hell
are you doing in there?

1712
01:22:12,662 --> 01:22:15,629
It was a two-for-one special.
I couldn't pass it up.

1713
01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:16,997
Tim.

1714
01:22:20,002 --> 01:22:21,669
- Need to go to the bank.
- Okay.

1715
01:22:21,671 --> 01:22:24,371
I need to deposit some checks.

1716
01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:27,141
I need to... Wait.

1717
01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:32,046
Oh, I have my social security check?
I need to sign that.

1718
01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:33,948
- I can sign that.
- Okay.

1719
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:37,184
But who's going to
sign Bob's check now?

1720
01:22:38,087 --> 01:22:40,054
Who's gonna sign Bob's...

1721
01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:44,558
- Grab her! Grab her!
- I can't breathe.

1722
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,260
- You're gonna be okay.
- I can't breathe.

1723
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:48,529
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

1724
01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,564
Dawn, hang in there.
You're gonna be okay.

1725
01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:52,433
- I can't breathe.
- You're gonna be okay.

1726
01:22:52,435 --> 01:22:54,535
We're five minutes away.
We're gonna be right there.

1727
01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:56,971
Five minutes away.

1728
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:08,682
All right. Everyone is back?

1729
01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:12,286
Let's gather around. Here we go.

1730
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,157
All right, you are all
meant to be here, okay?

1731
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,393
Remember, Bob is in no pain.

1732
01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:22,096
He's not feeling any pain.

1733
01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:25,065
We're now going to
shut off the ventilator...

1734
01:23:25,067 --> 01:23:26,533
and then remove the hose.

1735
01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:28,736
It's okay.

1736
01:23:28,738 --> 01:23:30,170
Comfort each other.

1737
01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:32,539
Comfort him.

1738
01:24:49,552 --> 01:24:53,087
Guys, we're going over
to Dawn's, okay?

1739
01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:55,155
- Right.
- Take your time.

1740
01:24:56,158 --> 01:24:58,158
I love you.

1741
01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,493
- Love you.
- Love you.

1742
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,136
Could somebody
close his eyes, please?

1743
01:25:09,138 --> 01:25:10,370
Yeah, of course.

1744
01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,190
Well.

1745
01:25:35,197 --> 01:25:37,397
You do it. I-I can't do it.

1746
01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:54,214
You know, they took him
away so quick, you know?

1747
01:25:54,216 --> 01:25:56,283
I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye.

1748
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:10,531
Hey, Dad. Uh...

1749
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,335
Hey, if you're
floating around in here,

1750
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:17,905
you know, and looking down
or something,

1751
01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:21,742
everything's gonna be okay.
We're gonna take care of Dawn...

1752
01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,310
and the dogs.

1753
01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,512
They're gonna be fine.

1754
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:28,782
Oh, and, um, got
a little surprise for you.

1755
01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:31,752
Drumroll.
You're a grandfather again.

1756
01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:36,957
Yeah, it turns out I have a kid.

1757
01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:39,326
- What? Shut up!
- Yeah. I have a kid, it's...

1758
01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:41,395
It's a long story. It's Sue Deever.
It's a whole thing.

1759
01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:46,433
I'll tell you about it, but...
I'm a dad.

1760
01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:49,303
Can you believe it? It's unreal.

1761
01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:52,606
But, um, yeah, he's seven.

1762
01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:55,809
His name's Devon.

1763
01:26:56,812 --> 01:26:58,612
My God, he is so beautiful.

1764
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:02,816
He's a beautiful boy.

1765
01:27:08,524 --> 01:27:09,623
I'm, uh...

1766
01:27:11,227 --> 01:27:12,659
I'm gonna make a go of it.

1767
01:27:13,829 --> 01:27:15,362
I'm gonna raise him.

1768
01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:22,636
I'm gonna make something
of my life.

1769
01:27:27,977 --> 01:27:29,643
Because I want
to make you proud.

1770
01:27:32,848 --> 01:27:34,514
I want to make you proud, Dad.

1771
01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:41,622
Bye, Dad.

1772
01:27:54,336 --> 01:27:56,903
- How'd I do?
- Good. Just honest.

1773
01:27:56,905 --> 01:27:58,472
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it was beautiful.

1774
01:27:58,474 --> 01:28:00,307
- Your dad would have...
- I scared everybody.

1775
01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:04,411
I did scare them. My Dad would not
have liked this service at all.

1776
01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:05,579
- Edward?
- Um...

1777
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,314
- Oh, hello, Father.
- Mm-hmm.

1778
01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:10,417
Listen. I apologize about
the whole coffin thing.

1779
01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:12,786
- That was, uh...
- It's okay. I understand.

1780
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:14,021
Yeah.

1781
01:28:14,023 --> 01:28:16,556
Then again, you have
a hell of a left hook.

1782
01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:18,525
At the hospital, you just...

1783
01:28:18,527 --> 01:28:22,029
I apologize for that.
I have a temper. We're not saints.

1784
01:28:22,031 --> 01:28:25,032
I was a drunk prick.
I-I apologize.

1785
01:28:25,034 --> 01:28:27,601
But, if it will make you
feel any better, uh,

1786
01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:29,736
three Hail Mary's and a
benediction, and you're gonna...

1787
01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:31,638
I'm kidding. I kid.

1788
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,574
I don't have a very good sense of humor.
But God does.

1789
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:36,943
Thank you for everything,
Father.

1790
01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,545
I'm gonna miss your father.

1791
01:28:38,547 --> 01:28:40,547
Yeah. Listen,
no offense to the parish,

1792
01:28:40,549 --> 01:28:43,617
but the potato salad and
lemonade ain't cutting it,

1793
01:28:43,619 --> 01:28:46,019
so I booked Bentleys downtown.

1794
01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:48,755
Great. I could use a drink or two.
I'll see you there.

1795
01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:50,457
Derek. Devon.

1796
01:28:50,459 --> 01:28:52,826
- Not so close to the street!
- Oh, shit! Crazy.

1797
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,028
- Hey.
- She's a crazy person.

1798
01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:56,430
- Oh.
- Oh.

1799
01:28:56,432 --> 01:28:58,432
Is, uh, that my new nephew
out there?

1800
01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:00,000
- What do you mean "nephew"?
- Hey, listen.

1801
01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:02,803
He should meet his father
before he meets his uncles.

1802
01:29:02,805 --> 01:29:04,638
- All right? Just...
- Whose father?

1803
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,406
- Are you somebody's father?
- Could you please?

1804
01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:07,507
- Are you kidding?
- Honey, did you...

1805
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:08,809
- No!
- Did you tell him?

1806
01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,610
I thought we were gonna
do one thing at a time.

1807
01:29:10,612 --> 01:29:11,712
I didn't say anything at all.

1808
01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:14,414
- Easy, screamie.
- Hi, sweetheart.

1809
01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:16,483
- I love you, little brother.
- I know. I know.

1810
01:29:18,387 --> 01:29:20,087
- Timothy. Oh.
- That's done.

1811
01:29:20,089 --> 01:29:21,488
- It's done.
- Life moves on.

1812
01:29:22,124 --> 01:29:23,957
Who's next?

1813
01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,459
- Honey.
- Who's next, indeed.

1814
01:29:25,461 --> 01:29:26,760
- Next?
- Hey, buddy.

1815
01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,765
Sweetie? Diane? Please?

1816
01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:32,767
- Hi.
- This is Bernie.

1817
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,869
- Hi, Bernie. How are you?
- Hi.

1818
01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:38,038
- Everybody loved Bob.
- Oh.

1819
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,439
I cried through the whole thing.

1820
01:29:39,441 --> 01:29:40,607
Oh, you're from
the neighborhood?

1821
01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:41,842
Thank you.

1822
01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:44,578
- He's a hugger.
- You're a hugger.

1823
01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:46,580
I'm sorry.

1824
01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:48,582
- He's a hugger.
- I'm sorry.

1825
01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:50,417
- Okay.
- It's all right.

1826
01:29:50,419 --> 01:29:53,520
We're gonna meet you downtown.
Um, Bernie's gonna drive me.

1827
01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:54,788
- Oh, he is? Okay.
- Yes. We'll see you there.

1828
01:29:54,790 --> 01:29:56,123
All right, we'll see you
at Bentleys.

1829
01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,791
- See you there.
- Bye. See you, guys.

1830
01:29:57,793 --> 01:30:00,194
- Bye.
- Bye.

1831
01:30:00,195 --> 01:30:02,596
Um, I'm gonna get the little
monsters out of here, okay?

1832
01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:03,864
- Okay.
- Okay.

1833
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,433
Bye.

1834
01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:09,770
Well, well, well.

1835
01:30:09,772 --> 01:30:11,872
- What was that all about?
- Just, uh, nothing.

1836
01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:14,007
Well, then nothing
is blushing, I see.

1837
01:30:14,009 --> 01:30:17,010
- I think I am blushing.
- You are blushing. I like it.

1838
01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:19,413
Oh, my God.

1839
01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:22,916
What are you doing?
This is a funeral home.

1840
01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:25,585
- Oh, my God.
- Okay. That's it. That's it.

1841
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,921
Come on. Bring it here.
Bring it in here.

1842
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:31,158
You guys are having
way too much fun!

1843
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,460
All right. Here.
You take the ball.

1844
01:30:33,462 --> 01:30:35,762
- Sorry, Mr. Eddie.
- What are you apologizing for?

1845
01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,531
We've been careful
about the cemetery

1846
01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:39,866
and not to run on anybody
while they're sleeping.

1847
01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:40,868
Like you said.

1848
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,538
You're a smart kid. You listen.

1849
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:48,909
Hey, how about you stop
calling me Mr. Eddie...

1850
01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,677
Um, that's...

1851
01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:55,515
And you call me...
Peyton Manning

1852
01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,051
and you line up
and get ready to go, boys.

1853
01:30:58,053 --> 01:31:00,086
That's it! Line up. On Omaha!

1854
01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,488
- Omaha.
- Omaha.

1855
01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:03,723
Three huts. Hang on.
Are you ready?

1856
01:31:03,725 --> 01:31:05,225
- Yeah.
- Long bomb.

1857
01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:07,494
- Okay.
- Ready?

1858
01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:08,695
Come on with these huts!

1859
01:31:08,697 --> 01:31:09,963
Go long!

1860
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:11,164
All the way!

1861
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,899
- Go! Go! Go!
- Run!

1862
01:31:12,901 --> 01:31:13,934
Yes! Here we go!

1863
01:31:16,038 --> 01:31:18,138
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!