{23}{152}FILMEXPORT HOME VIDEO presents
{228}{302}LEMONADE JOE OR THE HORSE OPERA
{318}{382}Screenplay
{403}{487}Music
{503}{627}Songs performed by
{648}{877}Lyrics, Sung by|Choreography
{903}{952}Decoration designer
{971}{1032}Sound, Editing
{1043}{1154}Make-up, Costume design|Animation, Sound effect, Photographer
{1178}{1282}Setting, Costumes, Make-up artists
{1293}{1327}Editing assistant|Main lighting technician
{1333}{1402}Sound effects, Stills
{1415}{1522}Associate producer assistant|Production assistant
{1533}{1602}Second Cameraman
{1613}{1687}Co-director, Director assistant
{1703}{1867}Starring
{2678}{2742}Associate producer
{2756}{2817}Artistic cooperation
{2838}{2902}Camera
{2913}{3002}Directed by
{3013}{3082}Made by
{3183}{3342}This film is dedicated to the rough|diamond heroes of the Wild West
{3353}{3432}who avenged wrongs and|defended the law.
{6525}{6714}Stop the scrapping, boys!|Now we'll tap another barrel...
{6718}{6813}...the barrel of art!|Let me introduce
{6823}{7092}our famous Arizona artist|Miss Tornado Lou!
{7554}{7612}She must be mine!
{7738}{7928}As the smoke thickens in the bar|when I sit over my liquor.
{7930}{8157}I dream that one day he'll come,|the champion of my heart.
{8168}{8335}To him I'll give gladly, gladly,|what a maid prizes most highly.
{8338}{8603}Should he one day appear,|As the smoke thickens in the bar.
{8613}{8637}What's she saying?
{8640}{8699}Something about smoke in the bar.
{8704}{8724}What bloke?
{8729}{8812}Smoke! Too much smoke!
{8933}{9110}As the smoke thickens in the bar|when I sit over my liquor.
{9115}{9537}I dream that one day he'll come,|the champion of my heart.
{9843}{9922}Today you are my guests... gentlemen!
{10579}{10612}A shaker!
{11933}{12032}Lou, you must be mine!
{12048}{12122}I dream that he will come,|the champion of my heart.
{12133}{12222}And why not me? Doug Badman -
{12229}{12303}Owner of the damn prosperous
{12305}{12367}Trigger Whisky Saloon!
{12383}{12537}I dream of a man who'd make me|different, better.
{12540}{12574}Huh, dreams!
{12623}{12767}Then I would know what love is,|that sacred feeling.
{12804}{12867}That's for sure!
{12938}{12997}A double shaker!
{13391}{13495}Hearken, dear friends, hearken!|The Arizona Revival calls you!
{13731}{13855}There, a substitute for you, dear man.|Read and you shall be blessed
{13886}{13920}with my blessing.
{13926}{13960}Read and when you've read
{13964}{14040}you'll never touch a drop of spirits|again.
{14061}{14165}The Arizona Revival.|The society of Brothers and Sisters
{14169}{14250}that will deliver you|from the slavery of drink!
{14276}{14309}Gentlemen, gentlemen!
{14313}{14380}Gentlemen! Do you think your Wild West|will be less wild
{14386}{14475}if you fill your glasses
{14479}{14590}with fresh milk or spring water|instead?
{14606}{14630}Quite the opposite.
{14633}{14705}Quite the opposite.|Give up drink
{14707}{14843}and you'll be quicker on the trigger.|Be frank, Pistol!
{14846}{14920}Spirits don't steady hand or eye...
{14954}{14995}Am I right, daddy?
{15241}{15425}Oh, my fiddle, my fiddle!
{15541}{15615}The kitten shows her claws!|Let's give her some milk!
{15621}{15670}A shaker for the little miss!
{15672}{15785}And for me a glass of Kolaloka lemonade.
{16636}{16725}You said Kolaloka lemonade, stranger?
{16736}{16830}I said it, Old Pistol!
{16896}{16985}Then you are - Lemonade Joe!
{16991}{17035}So what?
{17541}{17710}I think the young lady|and this gentleman
{17726}{17855}are waiting for your apologies, Pistol!
{17911}{18062}You'd better kneel on your dirty knees
{18071}{18230}and call yourself a scabby coyote,|you stinky old skunk!
{18291}{18345}...by the time I count three.
{18356}{18510}If you don't apologize my|Smith and Wesson is going to speak up.
{18551}{18645}And they're slung damn low.
{18651}{18910}Right. One! Two! Three!
{19058}{19160}That's him, my heart's champion.
{19191}{19275}Ladies present, Pistol!
{19761}{19915}Thanks, noble protector.|I'm Ezra Goodman
{19926}{20015}and this is my daughter Winnifred.
{20018}{20100}They call me Lemonade Joe.
{20106}{20280}And me, the Arizona Goldfinch.|Tornado Lou - artist!
{20406}{20470}I asked for a glass of Kolaloka.
{20476}{20543}Or rather a Trigger Whisky on the house?
{20546}{20625}I don't touch spirits on principle.
{20631}{20705}Alcohol has never been|a gunman's friend!
{20711}{20828}It ruins your body|and especially your accurate aim.
{20831}{20875}Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
{20879}{20980}So, barman, a glass of Kolaloka|lemonade.
{20986}{21050}Same for me! Same for me...
{21061}{21130}We don't stock Kolaloka.
{21141}{21232}If you'll allow|I'll help myseIf from my own reserves.
{21596}{21695}Thank you, Mr. Kolalok!
{22001}{22055}Don't go yet!
{22071}{22110}I'm coming back.
{22126}{22165}No need!
{22216}{22450}And not alone, Doug Badman,|The Law will be coming with me!
{23486}{23615}Brother revivalist|Go, Arizona, go!
{23646}{23760}If I'm not mistaken|you're a member of the Arizona Revival?
{23791}{23832}No. I'm a lone wolf.
{23841}{23860}Ooh!
{23866}{23960}You're the Defender of the Law!|The avenger of Wrongs!
{25336}{25370}Fine weather, isn't it?
{25373}{25435}Yes, very good, indeed.
{25461}{25509}Marvellous.
{25636}{25755}Bunglers! Not a corpse!|If it only keeps up.
{25766}{25835}Well, we could do with a little rain.
{25838}{25935}Mister Pistol wanted the weather|to stay fine, Daddy.
{25961}{26020}Help, robbers!
{26221}{26285}Do you like shooting, Miss...?
{26288}{26320}Winnifred.
{26323}{26405}A lovely name.
{26496}{26585}Really a lovely name.
{26861}{26985}We want Kolaloka!|We want Kolaloka!
{26988}{27085}Now do you believe in|its beneficial effects?
{27088}{27120}Firm as a rock.
{27126}{27284}Have faith, my friends, have faith!|Faith works miracles.
{27296}{27380}Why shouldn't it bring a supply of|Kolaloka from the firm Kolaloka&Son?
{27496}{27525}Adiós!
{27726}{27810}Do you love him, daughter?
{27875}{27919}Yes, I do!
{27925}{28089}Tornado Lou - tigress, storm, fate
{28095}{28194}and Lemonade Joe, such a softy!
{28200}{28274}Don't be vulgar!
{28615}{28699}Joe alone will make me different,|better.
{28750}{28869}To him alone, dear Mother,|shall I entrust
{28871}{29044}the treasure of my maidenhood.|After a proper wedding, of course!
{29945}{30029}I've run out my Kolaloka. Oh, my God!
{30040}{30179}Mr. Goodman, telegram!|Mr. Goodman! Telegram!
{30210}{30399}Mr. Goodman! Telegram!
{30435}{30624}Sending you ten trucks lemonade.|Long term credit...
{30640}{30814}Appointing you the general agent|for Stetson City
{30835}{30879}Kolaloka&Son
{30882}{31029}Oh, Hosanna.
{31535}{31744}Arizona, Arizona that's where|all true men come from.
{31750}{31934}Cards flip-flipping, bullets buzzing.|Cows moo-mooing full of feeling.
{31937}{32149}I'm happy and content|as a fish in it's element.
{32290}{32499}The race of Arizona men|are polite to us women.
{32515}{32699}Gentlemen with a blow|teach ruffians manners before they know.
{32715}{32889}And in the course of progress|shoot from the hip and never miss.
{33020}{33054}Wham! Bang!
{33930}{33969}When a drinker of Kolaloka shoots
{33975}{34049}no need to call a doctor.
{35680}{35819}Oh, whither has he gone,|of my desires, the champion?
{35822}{35994}I dream, I dream, I'll be with him,|of my life, he's fine cream.
{36005}{36157}Let him go, my darling!|Business is bad
{36160}{36384}but I'm still disgustingly rich.|Let's go to Europe for a trip.
{36390}{36459}Paris, Monte Carlo, Carlsbad!
{36480}{36529}Old Pistol will carry our trunks.
{36650}{36689}Serve the Stranger.
{37705}{37739}You've insuIted a lady!
{37743}{37814}I didn't see any.
{38000}{38084}The gentleman's vegetarian?
{38335}{38434}Give them back to the lad|when he starts behaving.
{38440}{38489}- brother!
{38495}{38622}Bro-brother? A cocoa mark...
{38625}{38689}The size of a Mexican dollar!
{38695}{38786}Our common birthmark.|Horác!
{38790}{38839}Doug!
{38875}{38914}Such long time...
{38918}{38989}Since we shared|the sad fate of foundlings.
{38993}{39109}Found in the prairie by damnably|rough diamond buffalo-killers.
{39125}{39239}Since we tramped through the gay towns|of the frontier.
{39275}{39389}Dodge City! Abilene!
{39405}{39479}When we robbed mail coaches...|...and raided banks
{39482}{39544}...and shot sheriffs!
{39590}{39639}The happy days of youth!
{39660}{39834}Place isn't exactly crowded.|Anything I can do to help, Doug?
{39840}{39934}Cut-throat competition.
{40625}{40669}Phew!
{40730}{40829}"Did you say ""phew"", stranger?"
{40840}{40869}Yes, phew!
{40880}{40944}Phew to Kolaloka lemonade?
{40950}{41079}Yes, phew to Kolaloka lemonade.
{41085}{41114}He's crazy.
{41120}{41144}An anarchist.
{41148}{41344}Neither one, nor the...
{41840}{41884}Hogofogo!
{41910}{41994}Hogofogo!
{42020}{42214}Yes, Hogofogo! With 12 nicks|on the butt of his Derringer.
{42225}{42319}Sought by the police in five states!
{42325}{42424}And arrested in Stetson City!
{42430}{42544}How embarrassing, you've won.
{42895}{42964}Hogofogo?!
{43135}{43296}Hey, barman, a proper drink|for a proper triggerman.
{43300}{43344}You mean Kolaloka lemonade?
{43348}{43444}No! I mean Trigger Whisky.
{43447}{43489}We don't stock hard drinks.
{43492}{43669}A big mistake. Alcohol in small doses|is harmless in whatever quantity.
{43725}{43854}Do I wake or dream?
{43920}{44025}I'll rub off your bloom,|my little peach.
{44180}{44279}I'm stuck by Cupid's bolt.
{44310}{44394}Where can I heal my heartache
{44397}{44564}with a glass of Trigger Whisky? Where?
{44570}{44669}At the Trigger Whisky saloon,|triggerman!
{44695}{44759}Oh, where shall I find|the company of real men?
{44763}{44804}At the same place!
{44840}{45062}By the way. I think|they need changing, demoiselle.
{45065}{45154}Go ahead, gentlemen, go ahead!
{45645}{45809}Whisky, that's the stuff, I say|without it my heart's dry as hay.
{45811}{45998}If my Dad had drunk more of it|he would've been alive today.
{46000}{46169}When whisky shines in a glass,|Barman's profits are vast.
{46195}{46294}Life's worth living when men who're|thirsty
{46300}{46469}can call for a glass of good Scotch|whisky.
{46560}{46639}That round bottle, that colourful label,
{46645}{46729}the golden whisky makes Manitu unstable.
{46732}{46822}Why, a man who's worth his meat|drinks his whisky and drinks it neat.
{46825}{46916}And so we men sing strong hereby.
{46945}{47114}Whisky, that's the stuff, I say|without it my heart's dry as hay.
{47120}{47301}If my Dad had drunk more of it|he would've been alive today.
{47305}{47474}When whisky shines in a glass,|Barman's profits are vast.
{47480}{47600}Life's worth living when men who're|thirsty
{47605}{47764}can call for a glass of good Scotch|whisky.
{48695}{48769}That round bottle, that colourful label,
{48772}{48864}the golden whisky makes Manitu unstable.
{48867}{48949}Why, a man who's worth his meat|drinks his whisky and drinks it neat.
{48955}{49044}And so we men sing strong hereby.
{49065}{49239}Whisky, that's the stuff, I say|without it my heart's dry as hay.
{49245}{49429}If my Dad had drunk more of it|he would've been alive today.
{49435}{49594}Why, a man who's worth his meat|drinks his whisky and drinks it neat.
{49605}{49744}Life's worth living when men who're|thirsty
{49795}{50094}can call for a glass of good Scotch|whisky.
{51680}{51719}I'll take this!
{52220}{52284}No! Not that one!
{52295}{52419}Yes! Just that one!
{53823}{53922}Oh, mother dear, shall I be his?
{53924}{54102}Of course you'll be mine.|Here, on holy soil, my dove.
{54108}{54136}You Spider!
{54138}{54162}My little fawn!
{54170}{54192}You reptile!
{54198}{54247}Enough zoology!
{57273}{57347}So now you know all.
{57358}{57487}Defender of the Law. Avenger of Wrongs.|And in fact...
{57490}{57612}In fact I travel in lemonade.|Any objection?
{57616}{57717}What made you think that?|Accredited agent for Kolalok&Son
{57720}{57807}for the whole of the south west?
{57813}{57857}With a salary of 1,000 dollars nett.
{57863}{57972}And a 10% premium gross!|Darling!
{57978}{58072}I am yours. If I get 5% of the premium.
{58075}{58092}Hmm...
{58095}{58132}Four...
{58136}{58212}You can have an even 4 1/2, sweetheart.
{58223}{58352}But am I worthy of you?|Are you woman or angel?
{58363}{58417}No! Not now!
{58423}{58522}I understand, here in a cemetery.
{58533}{58577}I don't care about the cemetery but...
{58580}{58682}but my Dad's business|may fold up any minute.
{58685}{58712}What's happened?
{60633}{60872}Don't you see my moist lips,|and my bosom heaving?
{60878}{61097}My heart's all aflame|and yours is frost.
{61101}{61276}How with love my heart is cracking!|My life is on fire.
{61278}{61327}When I fall in love|it's deadly serious.
{61353}{61522}I'm lost when I see a man.|But can you blame the heart?
{61658}{61742}I said I'd be back, Doug Badman...
{61748}{61872}and that I'd bring the Law with me.
{61878}{61922}Or Kolaloka.
{61948}{61994}Kolaloka- that's the Law.
{61998}{62047}I'm not armed, triggerman.
{62068}{62187}Waste of bullets for you, trickster.
{62298}{62547}Can't you see my moist lips,|my trembling shoulder.
{62553}{62787}Wind me closer to your cruel heart|and take your plunder.
{62789}{62942}Alas, my reputation is|as black as may be -
{62948}{63117}- as black as pitch black tar!
{63423}{63447}Don't shoot!
{63453}{63512}Thank you, I can manage this myself.
{63518}{63662}Shoot - don't shoot - shoot! Don't shoot|- shoot - don't shoot!
{63668}{63819}Shoot! Don't shoot!
{64698}{64852}Carry out the lady!|We've still got a bone to pick,
{64858}{64907}you whisky bibber!
{64910}{64947}Yes sir.
{65181}{65215}Engaged.
{65221}{65390}Time enough.|Once again Good has conquered Evil.
{65393}{65500}Thanks to what? Kola-
{65503}{65565}Kolaloka lemonade!
{65568}{65672}Thanks to Kolaloka|the teetotaller is the winner!
{65676}{65755}And the boozer is the loser.
{65778}{65827}What's he saying?
{65831}{66000}Oh, same play on words. The drunk lost.
{66021}{66105}He certainly looks pretty disjointed.|And he'll come apart even more
{66111}{66170}when he hears that.
{66196}{66555}Oh, ye gods, what a divine drink|is this Kolaloka!
{66571}{66709}With a Smith and Wesson at my hip
{66716}{66752}Everybody for Kolaloka?
{66756}{66917}A glass of Kolaloka I do sip.
{66921}{67095}No need of bread and butter,|no need of lovely women.
{67099}{67260}My daily bread, my seventh heaven|is Kolaloka and no other.
{67381}{67427}Everybody for Kolaloka?
{67431}{67604}What smoke is for a CoIt,|what water is for a fish,
{67608}{67695}what...oh, what do I know,
{67701}{67775}what soda is for whisky,
{67781}{67955}what rhyme is for a poem,|what strophe is for a rhyme,
{67961}{68135}That, exactly that|Kolalo - o - ka is for me,
{68138}{68380}that exactly is Kolaloka for me,|Kolaloka.
{70231}{70315}No! Here!
{70321}{70379}Kolaloka in your bed?
{70386}{70479}At least Kolaloka if nothing else.
{70731}{71010}Look Lou, they're worth 500 cows...
{71016}{71175}Fancy, 250 cattle beasties dangling|at each ear.
{71271}{71345}It's more difficult to take|than to give.
{71351}{71405}How easily I'd give him one.
{71411}{71530}Yes, I'd give in to him.
{71661}{71695}Only for whites, nigger!
{71701}{71780}Don't be crazy, they're at my heels!
{71951}{72040}Excuse my not knocking.
{72046}{72080}Do sit down.
{72084}{72260}Thank you. I'll stand.|But this gentleman'll sit down
{72266}{72365}and sign at the dotted line.
{72596}{72650}I'm to sign this?
{72656}{72730}You'd better.
{72976}{73040}If you want to be quick on the trigger,
{73042}{73240}then Kolaloka is your liquor!|Hogofogo. Thanks for the autograph.
{73251}{73340}We should drink on this.|With your permission.
{73481}{73635}A sip of spring water|will also do.
{73651}{73702}Spirits!
{73991}{74040}I'm yours, Doug, if you spare him!
{74042}{74065}It's a deal!
{74067}{74090}But not for me!
{74092}{74165}To kill a defenceless man's a shame!
{74201}{74338}A shame?|The word is music to my ears.
{74381}{74415}Please!
{74756}{74917}There's nothing your average|rogue likes so much
{74931}{75090}as to pump lead into his enemy's guts...
{75096}{75265}Soon you'll lie there dead as mutton.
{75268}{75430}Worm-fodder|in your wooden coffin...
{75611}{75700}Black deed of mine, be done,
{75706}{75765}we know how to do it
{75768}{75935}We just put daylight through him.|We spray im with our guns.
{75939}{76102}Soon you'll lie there dead as mutton.
{76106}{76285}Sooner than you can say Jack Robinson...
{76386}{76420}Away you go, friend...
{76426}{76480}Yes, I'm yours. But go away now!
{76994}{77015}Where are they?
{77017}{77050}Gone!
{77056}{77085}How come I'm still alive?
{77087}{77155}I'm here, ain'l?
{77166}{77300}You've saved my life a second time.
{77306}{77325}Why?
{77328}{77460}Because I love you. Only you|can make me different, better.
{77466}{77577}And what do you want for it?
{77581}{77610}For what?
{77615}{77675}For saving my life.
{77685}{77745}But I love you.
{77766}{77855}It'll cost me all the more.
{77858}{77905}Does One sell love?
{77926}{78130}Oh, you love me free of charge?|Unhappy creature.
{78206}{78485}How right, you wish to be different,|better. Do you know what this is?
{78496}{78645}It's a cheque for 5 dollars.|Five dollars in words.
{78651}{78835}Give it a close look,|perhaps it'll raise your morals.
{78981}{79060}How low you've sunk!
{79121}{79205}I hate you! I hate you!
{79221}{79270}Adios!
{79346}{79405}How I hate you!
{79641}{79730}Lincoln and Kolaloka,|that's something new.
{79736}{79780}Where does the chap get the ideas?
{79786}{79850}Where? I ask you.
{79856}{79915}The town is full of it.
{80156}{80280}Joe must die.|I'm all for it!
{80371}{80446}But don't you love him any more?
{80446}{80490}I'll spit on his coffin.
{80496}{80556}So will I, but how do we get him|into it?
{80561}{80645}You're a man, aren't you?
{80656}{80780}We're men, aren't we?
{81061}{81125}Anybody here?
{81131}{81180}Good folk.
{81186}{81400}Give a poor blind man a drink
{81406}{81630}of refreshing, strengthening Kolaloka.
{81791}{81867}Horace, why the fancy dress?
{81871}{81960}Because it'll cost Joe dear.
{81966}{81990}Speak!
{82031}{82125}Not till tomorrow morning,|in Main Street.
{82651}{82690}Good-bye, darling.
{82706}{82730}Good-bye.
{82876}{82910}Allow me to take you across, good man.
{82926}{83005}Get lost, you little bastard!
{83181}{83260}Allow me to take you across, good man.
{83266}{83325}God requite you, young man!
{83328}{83352}Oh, no!
{83356}{83385}Ma'am...
{83389}{83432}Not yet.
{83436}{83525}What is not now, can happen soon, miss.|Oh, the sidewalk.
{83531}{83648}God will requite you even more if you|take me
{83651}{83702}to Trigger Whisky saloon.
{83706}{83740}Trigger Whisky saloon?
{83743}{83935}You wonder what an old man|wants there?
{83941}{84025}A humble living.
{84031}{84135}The piano needs tuning
{84146}{84494}and I'm an old blind sick piano tuner.
{84496}{84640}I know every keyboard in Arizona.|And I tune and tune.
{84681}{84775}Which way? This way!|And I tune and tune.
{84801}{84890}God give you good earnings, good man.
{84893}{85052}As I can hear, nobody is in.|Oh, a sofa.
{85056}{85096}No, it's me.
{85106}{85295}Perhaps you'd better lead me|to the piano.
{85581}{85650}It smells of vice here.
{85656}{85770}The foreign perfumes of fallen women.
{86281}{86550}Concert A is all that's left for me.|Oh, it seems to be very serious.
{86556}{86775}Goodbye, Mr. Tuner.
{87396}{87504}You're a great artist, poor man!
{87551}{87645}Used to be, used to be.
{87651}{87805}I soared on grand pianos|to the highest spheres.
{87811}{87985}I played before crowned heads|and then...
{87996}{88019}What then?
{88021}{88155}Bad company and spirits.
{88160}{88186}Damned spirits!
{88191}{88300}And then cards, young lady.
{88306}{88430}Squinting at other people's cards|in poor lighting
{88436}{88529}cost me my eyesight. And then...
{88536}{88557}What then?
{88561}{88745}Gwendolin, angelic Gwendolin|took her fiancé's ruin so to heart
{88751}{88828}that she pined and pined till...
{88831}{88860}Till...
{88864}{88895}Till what?
{88899}{88940}Till...
{88946}{89125}Till she pined away.|l see her as it were today.
{89131}{89303}A girl lies on the dissecting table
{89310}{89505}and she lies there,|white as snow
{89596}{89700}the doctor says:
{89706}{89870}I'd have you know|the lass is in a very poor way.
{89873}{90055}Today I found her stiff and stark|beneath a white linen sack.
{90061}{90265}Tomorrow at the graveyard|ten girls fair as fair.
{90281}{90520}But only nine out of ten|will aye return from there.
{90531}{90640}Before my eyes, the world suddenly|turned black.
{90646}{90770}What happens to me now|I don't care a brass tack.
{90881}{91330}But when I kick the bucket|I'll be buried in my best.
{91821}{92040}And all this luxury is needed|so that above they'll know
{92046}{92175}just what a lad I was.
{92181}{92280}How proud I lived when here|on earth below.
{92285}{92495}But the funeral will only|have proper pomp and show.
{92506}{92750}If at the four corners four hearties|bear the pall.
{92756}{92880}My life being one black record|of crime and lust and vice.
{92885}{93000}The girls from the speakeasies|will accompany my hearse.
{93006}{93120}When they let down the coffin|and dust returns to dust.
{93126}{93236}Then the band in black will deliver|a final shattering burst.
{93241}{93470}This will be the proper ending
{93476}{93830}for this heartrending blues.
{94115}{94204}Poor man, how you must have suffered!
{94210}{94372}Yes, I've suffered.|But I see - hear
{94375}{94479}your hankie is soaking.
{94490}{94617}You've wept your golden heart into it.
{94620}{94799}May I offer you mine,|clean and immaculate as yourself?
{94805}{94859}Th-thank you.
{94960}{95064}Inhale, my beauty, inhale!
{95790}{95829}Whither away?
{95915}{95979}What business is it of yours, milksop?
{95983}{96074}Quite a lot.|I'm engaged to Miss Goodman.
{96076}{96143}My name's Lemonade Joe.
{96148}{96247}My name's Doctor Quartz,|family doctor.
{96250}{96279}What's happened to the young lady?
{96283}{96359}One over the eight.
{96362}{96394}And not for the first time either.
{96398}{96469}Impossible. She hates spirits.
{96473}{96504}Hates'em, does she?
{96508}{96579}Her favourites are - wood spirit,|eau de cologne or either.
{96583}{96689}But her favourite of all|is ether. Take a sniff!
{96740}{96774}Indeed.
{96790}{96854}Better give me a hand, dandy.
{96857}{97024}I'll treat her at my office.|Go to comfort her Papa, he'll need it.
{97030}{97069}And me too.
{97085}{97227}Courage, young man, courage!|Hi, blondie!
{97475}{97614}Lemonade Joe,|any idea what a fool you are?
{97619}{97644}No, I haven't.
{97648}{97779}I'll tell you tonight at midnight...
{97805}{97909}... in Dead Man's Valley.|Your sweetheart will be there
{97920}{98029}and that same night she'll become|an object of my natural perversion.
{98040}{98107}I hope you'll come to congratulate me.
{98110}{98294}Sincerely yours Horace Badman,|alias Dr. Quartz, alias Hogofogo.
{98330}{98389}The nights are cold!
{98394}{98418}What's that?
{98423}{98469}The nights are cold!
{98473}{98515}Yes, yes.
{98520}{98654}I'll need to put on my woollens.
{99191}{99370}Last year in Lincoln|Jim Stapleton played around.
{99391}{99560}Because he had a bit of fight|the sheriff mitted him.
{99581}{99705}On their way to Santa Fe, Jim said:
{99711}{99850}No matter what you do|I'll breeze out of a place
{99861}{100045}and will be free as a bird.|La,la,la,la
{100056}{100255}That evening in Johnny's bar|we were sipping black coffee
{100265}{100480}and thinking|about old Jim in Santa Fe.
{100486}{100670}Then with a big bang|a lantern was smashed...
{100684}{100885}and the whole bar|was suddenly pitch black.
{100986}{101165}A figure stood at the door|and the air went cold,
{101171}{101355}it was clear to everybody|it was some kind of a ghost.
{101366}{101475}That moment in Santa Fe
{101481}{101580}I only say the bit that I know,
{101588}{101710}just as he was climbing through|the window
{101716}{101840}poor old Jim was shot.
{103261}{103325}Stop him!
{103536}{103575}Idiots!
{103611}{103690}Some mistake, ma'am.
{103851}{103945}A truly inhospitable place.
{103949}{104023}We want a shot of us and him together.
{104026}{104112}Souvenir, souvenir...
{104121}{104165}I'll have a shot too!
{104168}{104215}You will see madam,|how we have it figured out.
{104220}{104275}Nothing will help him this time.|Not even that...
{104286}{104330}This is for you from Horace.
{104334}{104500}Phew, Kolaloka. No, whisky!
{104621}{104740}Control your drinking, my friend,|we haven't won yet.
{104981}{105015}The bait.
{105116}{105180}Why did you come, Miss?
{105186}{105245}I want to see his death!
{105366}{105415}Going to torture him?
{105420}{105490}Tell me all the details.
{105761}{105840}Really, very original torture.|And na-tur-ally...
{106016}{106110}Oh, how I hate him.
{106116}{106185}Hands up!
{106321}{106465}May I trouble you|to collect the pop-guns?
{106471}{106570}How marvellous he is!|But he has to die.
{106636}{106890}I'll be back.|Oh, much obliged, ma'am.
{106911}{107065}If you want to be quick on the trigger|then Kolaloka is your liquor!
{107289}{107418}Oh, what have I done?|I love him still!
{107729}{107760}Why aren't you eating?
{107766}{107800}It turns my stomach,
{107803}{107924}your dirty tricks|with that pure innocent girl.
{107931}{108078}Purity, innocence|- titbits for my lust.
{108081}{108195}Monster, were it not for that cocoa-mark|size of a Mexican dollar,
{108201}{108289}I couldn't believe you were my brother!
{109114}{109208}Allow me to introduce my assistants.
{109211}{109286}Coyote Kid, Pancho Kid.
{109293}{109363}I'm not interested in your Kids.
{109384}{109458}You'll soon change your tune, my lad!
{109473}{109828}I'm a double-dyed butcher.|Torture's my delight!
{109834}{109923}No, no, no!
{109929}{109962}Don't listen, darling.
{109964}{110148}You should feel ashamed,|gentlemen.
{110159}{110378}And then we'll fling you|into that well.
{110384}{110498}Then I'd like you to mark it clearly:|Not for drinking!
{110503}{110688}He's a saint. I am bad,
{110699}{110843}but little do you know|how sad is the fate of a foundling.
{110849}{110988}And then love disdained.
{111039}{111088}Can you ever forgive me?
{111094}{111213}Poor little foundling.|I forgive you everything.
{111229}{111273}He forgives me.
{111276}{111342}All right, ma'am, but don't get in the|way!
{111345}{111513}If you haven't the nerves for it,|go home and don't get in the way.
{111544}{111583}When all is over
{111589}{111648}I'll send Horace a smoke signal:
{111651}{111753}Expect a visit from the deceased's|fiancé.
{111794}{111838}Cigar!!
{112054}{112193}Hey, milksop!|Say Kolaloka's a drink for wimps.
{112229}{112303}Stinky opossum!
{112324}{112368}Say it again!
{112378}{112448}Stinky opossum twice over!
{112489}{112538}Let's get going!
{113904}{113948}Bravo, bravo!
{113954}{113988}What's this sudden change, ma'am?
{113993}{114063}It was only a mere crisis of nerves.
{114099}{114188}But now I'll bring my grist to the mill.
{114264}{114328}And I forgave you.
{114331}{114453}Because you're a Simple Simon.|What about a souvenir shot?
{114464}{114553}I'll snap it for you.|Why not?
{114555}{114658}All nicely, in a row on the well there.
{114664}{114850}That's right - side view.
{114854}{114953}Mr. Coyote Kid a little forward.
{114956}{115043}Mr Gringo further back.
{115046}{115112}Ready- out flies the little bird!
{115409}{115428}Joe!
{115439}{115463}Winni!
{116042}{116118}I suffer and yet|I give you my blessing.
{116518}{116685}After all he was|an enemy you could respect.
{116694}{116738}And what of my child?
{116749}{116840}She'll be the victim|of my lowest instincts.
{116843}{116938}Oh, what a horror!
{117089}{117181}Poor Dad, have you forgotten that|we might as well be
{117184}{117283}the children of loving parents?
{117286}{117368}Loving, or not loving,|the farce of life flies on...
{117371}{117518}and nobody's interested in|what happened in Act One.
{117524}{117548}Where are you off to?
{117604}{117743}To fluff up the nest of love.
{117839}{118078}...suggestive picture.
{118089}{118323}a sensuous waltz
{118329}{118408}and my personal charm
{118414}{118553}guaranteed to soften the resistance|of any woman.
{118864}{118918}Father!|Daughter!
{118924}{118998}Father-in-law!|Son-in-law!
{119079}{119128}What's she doing here?
{119136}{119213}Lou is different now, Dad.|Better.
{119219}{119327}She wants to fight for a more moral|Arizona.
{119331}{119438}Yes, I'll open a house of ill repute
{119441}{119553}where only Kolaloka will be on sale.
{119594}{119808}I'm deeply touched.|A praiseworthy intention.
{119829}{119968}Excuse me. I must change...
{119999}{120038}Change?
{120119}{120238}The battle is not yet won.
{120345}{120564}She ought to be here any minute now.|Music!
{120570}{120614}Yes, sir!
{120625}{120814}When I tap the glass with a spoon...
{120820}{120849}Yes, sir!
{120945}{121044}Does the heat of passion make me so hot?
{121395}{121467}Why have you put off|your usual colour?
{121470}{121629}This suits an avenger better.|My last will...should I not return.
{121633}{121669}No!
{121683}{121774}In which case give it to my Dad.
{121777}{121832}Mr. Charles William Kolalok
{121835}{121964}President of the company Kolalok&Son.|And you are...
{121967}{121979}His son.
{121983}{122092}Triggerman and factory-owner's son?|What more do you want, dear?
{122095}{122134}And his heir.
{122137}{122184}Universal?
{122189}{122259}Fortunately...unfortunately.
{122262}{122439}I'd have had brothers and sisters enough|were it not for that fateful day
{122450}{122553}when my parents moving|to their new home
{122557}{122674}in a covered wagon were overtaken by|a hurricane.
{122680}{122788}The children were blown out
{122818}{122899}and I've never seen them since...
{122925}{122994}And you weren't blown out?
{122997}{123169}No, you see, I wasn't born yet.
{123175}{123274}So now you know my whole story.
{123325}{123459}See you soon! Perhaps...
{123550}{123649}He'll come back, dear.
{124700}{125139}Not disturbing you? Interesting.|A man changed to stone.
{125415}{125496}Pulse still beating|- not quite hopeless
{125500}{125539}Damned bastard!
{125545}{125644}At last a warm human word.
{125665}{125804}Excuse my negligé.
{125825}{125989}Thank you, fruit only after my meal.|Let's sit down, shall we?
{126050}{126089}What do you want?
{126095}{126319}Only a little game of poker.
{126333}{126446}If you win, this toy is yours.
{126450}{126534}And also the right to have a fair|triggerman's duel.
{126536}{126579}And if I lose?
{126590}{126681}I'll shoot you like a dog!
{126685}{126729}You've not right to kill me.
{126735}{126799}You forget you're a wanted man|in 4 states.
{126802}{126849}But this is the fifth.
{126895}{126939}nough said!
{127000}{127059}A gentleman doesn't play this way.
{127070}{127173}This is the way a gentleman|plays with a rascal.
{127390}{127449}What rubbish.
{127470}{127504}How many cards do you want?
{127508}{127674}None, thanks. Good, I've|three aces in reserve.
{127735}{127789}Dammit, where are they?
{127795}{127948}in your other pocket.|Wait, I must go at it systematically.
{128015}{128269}Thank you for the conjuring number.|Two pair- and you?
{128413}{128529}You've lost, salad!
{128550}{128704}All right!|Pump lead into me ad lib.
{128715}{128854}Maybe I'll pump, maybe I won't pump.
{128930}{128999}If you want to be quick on the trigger|then Kolaloka is your liquor.
{129002}{129026}I seem to have heard that one before.
{129030}{129079}Yes and you'll hear it again.
{129090}{129114}And if I sign?
{129117}{129144}You can go.
{129146}{129222}I thought you were a Defender|of the Law?
{129226}{129319}What's good for Kolaloka|is good for the Law.
{129330}{129383}I did not shun the foulest deed|against you.
{129386}{129414}Life is a battle.
{129418}{129488}I wanted to dishonour your sweetheart.
{129491}{129574}It's all a matter of taste.|Will you sign?
{129725}{129849}Permit my sustaining|glass of champagne.
{129855}{129894}By all means.
{131307}{131489}Yes, Mother dear, it's all fixed now.
{131518}{131592}I won't disturb your meditations.
{131598}{131702}I'll go gather a bunch of flowers for|the grave.
{132093}{132182}That's what you think, my darling.
{132418}{132452}Devil!
{132455}{132482}Angel!
{132488}{132592}Brutal violence will triumph!
{132601}{132719}You nasty pig of a man!
{132722}{132817}First a sweet kiss and then...|Three guesses.
{132948}{133092}That's for you, you perfidious old|rattlesnake!
{133223}{133323}What have you done?
{133326}{133417}Oh, a mere trifle.
{133493}{133607}Brother- and yet a monster.
{133778}{133822}Corkscrew!
{133993}{134242}Poor girl, your tornado-ing days|are over.
{134248}{134482}Wait, is it possible? Co...Co... Cocoa...
{135204}{135291}Good afternoon.
{135443}{135522}Sorry, darling, for being late.
{135613}{135777}A cocoa mark the size|of a Mexican dollar.
{135813}{135857}What do you see?
{135868}{135947}A cocoa mark the size|of a Mexican dollar.
{135973}{136057}The same birthmark.
{136068}{136187}That means that Doug...
{136198}{136267}...was my brother.
{136328}{136387}...and look
{136418}{136507}A cocoa mark the size|of a Mexican dollar.
{136543}{136587}Your sister.
{136593}{136672}And what about me?
{136678}{136740}Look!
{136745}{136842}A Mexican mark the size of cocoa|dollar. No, the other way round.
{136883}{136967}Let's see! No!
{137336}{137402}Brother!
{137408}{137502}Goodbye for ever!
{137543}{137597}Good gracious, what a sight!
{137603}{137716}Only heart shot through twice,|one in the stomach and so on.
{137720}{137793}A single drop was enough!
{137798}{137872}Wounds, shocks, corns, gall,
{137907}{138032}Kolaloka cures them all.|Thousands of grateful letters!
{138036}{138197}Recommended by medical authorities!|Even in cases of clinical death.
{138343}{138422}Dad!
{138838}{138962}Dad. That's her!
{138973}{139137}Let me clasp you to my bosom,|little girl!
{139313}{139347}Oil!
{139443}{139472}Gold!
{139493}{139600}Mr. Kolalok, you've won 5 million|on the stock exchange!
{139603}{139637}Billion!
{139639}{139682}Billion? Five billion dollars.
{139688}{139755}I knew that Good would conquer.
{139757}{139922}Touching. I could almost wish|not to be a villain.
{139968}{140102}No, son, our business needs|all kinds of talent.
{140106}{140222}Villain or hero, we're all one family.
{140258}{140292}And so...
{140297}{140322}And so...
{140327}{140351}And so...
{140353}{140442}Whiskola.
{140468}{140507}Alcohol-free!
{140563}{140632}Alcoholic!
{140693}{140767}Lemonade!
{140813}{140862}For alcoholics and teetotallers.
{140923}{141017}Whiskola.