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Fake It for Me

Oct 7th, 2016
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  1. Fake It For Me
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  4. [F4M] [F] [humor] [friends having fun] [mutual masturbation] [FWB] [lots of moans] [short]
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  8. Did you have fun? ... I'm happy you did, I enjoyed it, too. The crowd is pretty rad, that's why I love going.
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  10. Oh my god, did you hear Amber do her so-called famous fake orgasm? (makes silly fake orgasm noises) (laughs)
  11. If I were a guy, I wouldn't believe her for a second.
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  13. Well, I know you haven't been with a lot of girls, but--you've never had anyone do it to you? Are you sure? I mean, are you sure you can be sure? (giggles)
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  15. Okay, I gotta agree with you there.
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  17. MY fake orgasm? You want ME to do one? Now?
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  19. Of course I can. Watch me.
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  21. (fakes orgasm expertly, though a little over the top)
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  23. That...is how you fake it. There. Something you can add to your résumé now. (laughs)
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  25. I'm glad you liked it. ... No, I didn't need those acting classes I took to learn that.
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  27. What? Do it again? ... So you can jerk off to it this time? Well...I guess, I could do that.
  28. You really must need to masturbate; don't bother asking whether I would mind. (chuckles) Kidding. Of course I'm fine with it. I've seen you naked before. I mean, briefly, but, hey!
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  30. How long do you think you'd need?
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  32. Oh. Should be no trouble then. That's cool, I'm down with that.
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  34. Yeah, I'll wait. Take it out. Come on. Oh my, you're very hard. Like--wow. I'm really convincing, huh? That's kind of the point, hon. You're so cute. (giggles)
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  36. Sure, go ahead. I'm not stopping you. Now? Okay. (laughs) I'm cumming.
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  38. (fakes orgasm again)
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  40. Wow, you just came super hard, didn't you?
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  42. You're welcome. ... Yeah, any time.
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  44. Holy shit! You did NOT just cum on my carpet! Fuck, babe, couldn't you catch it or something? Ugh--I suppose you can rinse it, yeah.
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  46. Well, now that you're all done, and I've seen you cum...I'm getting in the mood myself. ... Damn right, I'm gonna masturbate. Right here and now.
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  48. You're not going anywhere. (giggles) I'd like you to join me, actually. ... I know you just came. So what? I'll take my time, and maybe you can cum again...
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  50. Just keep going. I'll sit here with you. Mind if I lean in a little? Great.
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  52. Go easy, I'm sure you'll get hard again soon. Wanna hear me moaning? You got it.
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  54. (moans for a few minutes)
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  56. There you go... Let's get loud now, yeah?
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  58. (moans louder for a few minutes)
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  60. You about ready? Getting there? Cool.
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  62. Yeah, I'm close, too. ... I'd LOVE to come together, babe. Yeah, I'm going to let you know when.
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  64. (continues moaning, heavily)
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  66. I'm going to cum now. You with me? (moans) Okay, now! Here I cum. Cum with me.
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  68. I'm cumming.
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  70. (orgasms)
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  72. (panting:) I so needed that. Thanks for joining me. Seeing you spurt another load while I was climaxing made it that much hotter.
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  74. Now let's find out how to best remove cum stains from a carpet...(laughs)
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  78. END
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