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  1. A Giant Dork: today has been
  2.  
  3. A Giant Dork: pretty crappy
  4.  
  5. A Giant Dork: and this week doesn't look like its gonna get any better
  6.  
  7. A Giant Dork: especially since there's an ~audit~ tomorrow
  8.  
  9. A Giant Dork: so its time to plow through as much mechagodzilla as possible before i sleep
  10.  
  11. A Giant Dork: TIME TO UNLEASH SUPER ROBOTS UPON GODZILLA
  12.  
  13. A Giant Dork: WHAT
  14.  
  15. A Giant Dork: THEY FUCKIN SALVAGED ONE OF THE HEADS
  16.  
  17. A Giant Dork: oh hey they took the heat reflection mirror from vs Bio and improved on it!
  18.  
  19. A Giant Dork: UNAUTHORIZED
  20.  
  21. A Giant Dork: GARUUUUDAAA
  22.  
  23. A Giant Dork: "hey laaaydiiie-" "bitch get out u transfered"
  24.  
  25. A Giant Dork: "G-FORCE??!?!?!"
  26.  
  27. A Giant Dork: could have sworn i saw that fan was full of dino toys
  28.  
  29. A Giant Dork: goops imposter located
  30.  
  31. A Giant Dork: oh man this guy is about to explain pteranodons
  32.  
  33. A Giant Dork: "i'm starting to have my doubts, why would they transfer a loser like you"
  34.  
  35. A Giant Dork: first of all
  36.  
  37. A Giant Dork: he knows how to save you from a jurassic park situation if the need arises, so jot that down
  38.  
  39. A Giant Dork: second
  40.  
  41. A Giant Dork: you can't make a team with three different serious poeple for a movie, that's boring
  42.  
  43. A Giant Dork: "this isn't a summer camp for dinosaur freaks"
  44.  
  45. A Giant Dork: son them's fightin words
  46.  
  47. A Giant Dork: ah, yes... the "loser gets owned" segement
  48.  
  49. A Giant Dork: by far the most uncomfortable i've ever been with a movie i've watched so far
  50.  
  51. A Giant Dork: MEANWHILE
  52.  
  53. A Giant Dork: THE DINOBIRB WAS REAL
  54.  
  55. A Giant Dork: WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT TIS MAN
  56.  
  57. A Giant Dork: thank you for informing me that the bird thing is rodan or something
  58.  
  59. A Giant Dork: is rodan a bird?
  60.  
  61. A Giant Dork: we just
  62.  
  63. A Giant Dork: don't know
  64.  
  65. A Giant Dork: OH MAN NUCLEAR POWER CREATS ANOTHER SUPERPOWERED DINO
  66.  
  67. A Giant Dork: WHO WOULDA SAW THAT COMING
  68.  
  69. A Giant Dork: well that mothra seal didn't last very long now did it
  70.  
  71. A Giant Dork: also
  72.  
  73. A Giant Dork: *looks at JP*
  74.  
  75. A Giant Dork: *looks at godzilla*
  76.  
  77. A Giant Dork: it took you guys this long to think up of BIG FAT DINOSAUR FITES?
  78.  
  79. A Giant Dork: plz
  80.  
  81. A Giant Dork: did the suit change? I think it did, it looks better
  82.  
  83. A Giant Dork: either way DINO SLAPFITES
  84.  
  85. A Giant Dork: TAIL SLAM
  86.  
  87. A Giant Dork: BAM
  88.  
  89. A Giant Dork: fuck rodan
  90.  
  91. A Giant Dork: BORING MOOVIE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  92.  
  93. A Giant Dork: egg is ours
  94.  
  95. A Giant Dork: godzilla's speed stat still shit
  96.  
  97. A Giant Dork: :U
  98.  
  99. A Giant Dork: wow this guy is really one helluva enthusist
  100.  
  101. A Giant Dork: is it worth getting arrested for?
  102.  
  103. A Giant Dork: I DUNNO
  104.  
  105. A Giant Dork: DONT JUST TOUCH EVERYTHING YOU SEE U NERD
  106.  
  107. A Giant Dork: ...okay now you can slam the door on him
  108.  
  109. A Giant Dork: i accidently the thing
  110.  
  111. A Giant Dork: you are the dinomom now
  112.  
  113. A Giant Dork: embrace your fate
  114.  
  115. A Giant Dork: wait what
  116.  
  117. A Giant Dork: feel what
  118.  
  119. A Giant Dork: TELL ME
  120.  
  121. A Giant Dork: is this the psychic school?
  122.  
  123. A Giant Dork: WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED
  124.  
  125. A Giant Dork: ~NOSTALGIA~
  126.  
  127. A Giant Dork: if my psychic powers let me hear a song from a plant that's stupid ominous
  128.  
  129. A Giant Dork: i'd ask for a refund
  130.  
  131. A Giant Dork: that is
  132.  
  133. A Giant Dork: NOT a pteranodon
  134.  
  135. A Giant Dork: >godzillasaurus
  136.  
  137. A Giant Dork: COULDNT YOU GUYS THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE
  138.  
  139. A Giant Dork: also hello, it is i, the Cousin of Godzilla(r)
  140.  
  141. A Giant Dork: cute is
  142.  
  143. A Giant Dork: a stretch
  144.  
  145. A Giant Dork: he's cute in the same way a french bulldog is
  146.  
  147. A Giant Dork: "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COUSIN"
  148.  
  149. A Giant Dork: we stole his cousin and now we will pay
  150.  
  151. A Giant Dork: its so jarring to hear japanese voice acting... and then there's some dubbed alarms
  152.  
  153. A Giant Dork: "where is that jackass?"
  154.  
  155. A Giant Dork: i dunno
  156.  
  157. A Giant Dork: doing something he likes instead of being forced into something he's clearly not fit for?
  158.  
  159. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/ab6ce362298bb6d80f07ef2640ca58a2
  160.  
  161. A Giant Dork: apparently popular enough to get trivia!
  162.  
  163. A Giant Dork: ...i think its near.
  164.  
  165. A Giant Dork: *neat
  166.  
  167. A Giant Dork: sorry being incredibly distracted because all of this is just mecha foreplay
  168.  
  169. A Giant Dork: NEEROOOOOM
  170.  
  171. A Giant Dork: "the time has come"
  172.  
  173. A Giant Dork: AND SO HAVE I
  174.  
  175. A Giant Dork: https://gyazo.com/4ad60c7cbe2dc966f2c955a2dd625724
  176.  
  177. A Giant Dork: "can't use kong... SO WE MUST MAKE OUR OWN STUPID KAIJU FIGHTS"
  178.  
  179. A Giant Dork: MAN ITS LIKE WATCHIGN SRW-
  180.  
  181. A Giant Dork: >blood
  182.  
  183. A Giant Dork: SECOND TIME SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY FUCKIN DAMAGED GODZILLA BEYOND LIGHTSHOWS
  184.  
  185. A Giant Dork: HOLY SHIT
  186.  
  187. A Giant Dork: WE MAY HAVE JUST- nope
  188.  
  189. A Giant Dork: yeah
  190.  
  191. A Giant Dork: nevermind, discharge backfired on us.
  192.  
  193. A Giant Dork: FUCK THIS
  194.  
  195. A Giant Dork: *SHOVE*
  196.  
  197. A Giant Dork: they're talkin in two different languages
  198.  
  199. A Giant Dork: i'm confoot
  200.  
  201. A Giant Dork: but i agree with english man
  202.  
  203. A Giant Dork: INTRODUCING: blonde that is way too hot for this fucking movie
  204.  
  205. A Giant Dork: "herewegobois"
  206.  
  207. A Giant Dork: godzilla continues to fucking hate planes
  208.  
  209. A Giant Dork: and tanks
  210.  
  211. A Giant Dork: and just about everything
  212.  
  213. A Giant Dork: one day we'll get a cool time lapse of godzilla crossing the countryside and whoops he's in kyoto
  214.  
  215. A Giant Dork: DA BABBAH
  216.  
  217. A Giant Dork: "GIVE ME MY COUSIIIIN"
  218.  
  219. A Giant Dork: i am afraid
  220.  
  221. A Giant Dork: I AM AFRAID OF ZILLERS
  222.  
  223. A Giant Dork: GODZILLER TOOK MY ICE CREAM-
  224.  
  225. A Giant Dork: godzilla fucked off....whcih means...
  226.  
  227. A Giant Dork: the baby is going to be used as bait for politics and incur godzilla's wrath later
  228.  
  229. A Giant Dork: >guy switched to parking lot
  230.  
  231. A Giant Dork: yeah figured you'd just dump him like a jackass instead of, oh, i don't know, admitting someone fucked up and sent you someone unqualified
  232.  
  233. A Giant Dork: "GIVE
  234.  
  235. A Giant Dork: BOIGAHS"
  236.  
  237. A Giant Dork: "AH GAWT
  238.  
  239. A Giant Dork: TWO BRAAAINZ"
  240.  
  241. A Giant Dork: also that makes 0 sense from a biological standpoint but go on
  242.  
  243. A Giant Dork: he's trying to convince a scientist to use his thing
  244.  
  245. A Giant Dork: son
  246.  
  247. A Giant Dork: plz.
  248.  
  249. A Giant Dork: give that bitch a blastoise look
  250.  
  251. A Giant Dork: demoted, demoted further, promoted, and now a genius at making rides
  252.  
  253. A Giant Dork: ... i wanna ride one.
  254.  
  255. A Giant Dork: *ignores fear of heights for two seconds*
  256.  
  257. A Giant Dork: youtried.jpg
  258.  
  259. A Giant Dork: smol godzilla: friend of all children?
  260.  
  261. A Giant Dork: thats... from before...
  262.  
  263. A Giant Dork: rodan sit the fuck down you're supposed to be dead
  264.  
  265. A Giant Dork: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POWER UP
  266.  
  267. A Giant Dork: >"the baby is an important asset"
  268.  
  269. A Giant Dork: >"asset"
  270.  
  271. A Giant Dork: you deserve what's coming next
  272.  
  273. A Giant Dork: "one day, dinosaurs might make a comeback"
  274.  
  275. A Giant Dork: she used Future Sight to look into 1997's future!
  276.  
  277. A Giant Dork: GHASp
  278.  
  279. A Giant Dork: rodan's half brother, godzilla's cousin..
  280.  
  281. A Giant Dork: well
  282.  
  283. A Giant Dork: seems like we're about to have an exciting episode of Family Feud
  284.  
  285. A Giant Dork: MAH BAWKX NOW
  286.  
  287. A Giant Dork: alright, gonna stop for now. exactly 40 minutes left in the movie!
  288.  
  289. A Giant Dork: because i like stopping on nice, even numbers.
  290.  
  291. A Giant Dork: next time, we inevitibly question humanity's morals regarding a baby dinosaur
  292.  
  293. A Giant Dork: LAST TIME
  294.  
  295. A Giant Dork: shit happened
  296.  
  297. A Giant Dork: FUCK THESE BRIDGES
  298.  
  299. A Giant Dork: FUCK THIS BIRD
  300.  
  301. A Giant Dork: rip johnson
  302.  
  303. A Giant Dork: BAYBEEE NOOO
  304.  
  305. A Giant Dork: i can only imagine what rodan is thinking right now
  306.  
  307. A Giant Dork: "YOU'RE GODZILLA, YOU'RE GODZILLA, YOU'RE GODZILLA, ARE THERE ANY MORE GODZILLAS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?"
  308.  
  309. A Giant Dork: "I'M GODZILLA TOOOOO" shouts Spacegodzilla from the moon
  310.  
  311. A Giant Dork: Rodan fucking screeches
  312.  
  313. A Giant Dork: rodan plz.
  314.  
  315. A Giant Dork: hope that skyscraper's insured!
  316.  
  317. A Giant Dork: because rodan ain't
  318.  
  319. A Giant Dork: WE'RE fINE
  320.  
  321. A Giant Dork: *suddenly, godzilla
  322.  
  323. A Giant Dork: we're not fine anymore
  324.  
  325. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA HATES BASEBALL
  326.  
  327. A Giant Dork: STOp
  328.  
  329. A Giant Dork: HE'S ALREADY DEAAAD
  330.  
  331. A Giant Dork: godzilla continues to hate planes, now and forever
  332.  
  333. A Giant Dork: also AOKIIII
  334.  
  335. A Giant Dork: i meant to comment more but chicken wings are a messy business
  336.  
  337. A Giant Dork: so are sauced up fries
  338.  
  339. A Giant Dork: also today, i found out half and half is fucking delicious.
  340.  
  341. A Giant Dork: its nice to see aoki get the appreciation he deserves.
  342.  
  343. A Giant Dork: bitch that was some low key applause
  344.  
  345. A Giant Dork: APPLAUD LOUDER
  346.  
  347. A Giant Dork: OOOF
  348.  
  349. A Giant Dork: BIG DAMAAAGE
  350.  
  351. A Giant Dork: also ew
  352.  
  353. A Giant Dork: NICE DACTYL
  354.  
  355. A Giant Dork: stop cryin, baby
  356.  
  357. A Giant Dork: THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TOWARDS AN ENEMY YOU DIDN'T FUCKING KILL
  358.  
  359. A Giant Dork: "i can't believe the english dub fucking called rodan by his real name, radon"
  360.  
  361. A Giant Dork: >radon fuckin giving godzilla his life energy
  362.  
  363. A Giant Dork: god
  364.  
  365. A Giant Dork: DAMN IT
  366.  
  367. A Giant Dork: GODZILLA WENT SUPER SAIYAN
  368.  
  369. A Giant Dork: damn it, I was hoping mechagodzilla would win ;_;
  370.  
  371. A Giant Dork: but THEY LIVED
  372.  
  373. A Giant Dork: oh baby
  374.  
  375. A Giant Dork: its okay
  376.  
  377. A Giant Dork: you now have an uncle!
  378.  
  379. A Giant Dork: tell godzilla to go home and be af amily uncle
  380.  
  381. A Giant Dork: well that spoopy
  382.  
  383. A Giant Dork: totes spooped
  384.  
  385. A Giant Dork: well, things happened
  386.  
  387. A Giant Dork: and i'm like
  388.  
  389. A Giant Dork: "well, fuck"
  390.  
  391. A Giant Dork: there was less dinosaur slapfights than i thought, but it is Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, not "Godzilla Destroys Rodan's Livelyhood" so
  392.  
  393. A Giant Dork: and boy, were the effects fuckin awesome
  394.  
  395. A Giant Dork: also aoki got his fair due
  396.  
  397. A Giant Dork: so
  398.  
  399. A Giant Dork: IT ALL WORKS OUT
  400.  
  401. A Giant Dork: 8/10
  402.  
  403. A Giant Dork: two more 90s movies to go before i lose all sense of direction and watch godzilla in The Matrix
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