4chan helluva boss story - Humanity & cops

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #663
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YOU FORGOT THE DECIMALS NOW #666 IS GONNA BE HERE TOO FAST AND NOBODY WILL BE READY!
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WHAT ABOUT #777
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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT 777 BECAUSE ITS NOT THE SPOOPY SATAN NUMBER
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THE LAMB DESPISES THEE
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I THOUGHT 333 WAS THE HOLY NUMBER BECAUSE OF THE TRINITY
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6 IS IMPERFECT
7 IS PERFECT
ALSO,
THE LAMB HAS 7 HORNS, 7 EYES, AND HOLDS A SCROLL THAT HAS 7 SEALS ON IT
PLUS,
EACH REALM OF THE AFTERWORLD HAS 7 MAIN DIVISIONS + 2 SPECIAL DIVISIONS + THE CENTER OF IT
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't tell them that
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silence, hell
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You humans really piss us off with this. If you actually took the time to be friends with an imp, you'd be able to tell pretty quick, but since you're too busy with living in houses made of dead trees and lusting after sinners, let me give you some pointers.

>Male imps have eyebrows at a different resting angle
>Males have a deeper philtrum groove than females
>Female imps have shorter horns than males
>Female imps have larger penises than males
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>Female imps have larger penises than males
But women don't have penises
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may I ask you to cite your sources?
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Shut up demon
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Fuck Demons.
Humanity fans rise up.
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Based humanchad
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but... but imps are cute!
they're cute and you can't take that away from me!
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Well.... Let's say that imps are acceptable....
The rest go to the trash
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yep
besides, imps didn't really do anything wrong, they're just there to fill in the minimum wage jobs
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Or murder people
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true
I just want some demographics of imps to see what they do besides what the 3 at the "Immediate Murder Professionals" do
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Well I had the idea of writing something maybe a fanfic, yeah it sounds ridiculous to spend my time writing about this thing, but I have nothing to lose to be honest.
But I would like to write something about humans, I had the idea about a Cop who investigates some strange cases (which are only the ruins of the misadventures of I.M.P.) and he will receive unexpected help from a priest concerned about today's world, and from a supposed ''expert'' in the occult who really barely knows what he's doing, and that he really only has that hobby to be interesting and edgy.
That is the premise I have in mind so far, and I think I can add several ideas.
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BASED
I say do it, that shit sounds fucking KINO
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>cop is always known for believing in conspiracy theories
>investigates IMP's crime scenes
>sees IMP just as they leave
>"it was demons! they're killin em!"
>no one believes him
>gets determined to catch the imps
>the only people who even slightly believe him are the local exorcist, and a random occult faggot who also believes in the same theories as the cop
setup for a kino story, i tell ya
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>"...and they use demon maguc to open portals to and from Hell to kill people using a book they stole from a giant owl!"
>Private Investigator Anon leans to Father Incognito and whispers
"I think this was a mistake."
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>Maybe he could be a Dale Gribble type person
Yeah, I like the idea.
I have in mind a young man between 20 and 24 years old who still living with his parents and he thinks that everyone is against him (this due to his addiction to imageboards, Occultism and "Redpills"), and that he will have to work with the officer not because he likes the authority, but because he believes the same as him.
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>>36741235
I personally don't like the idea of
>Le Badass Private Investigator who breaks the rules.
I would like to do it as the family man who tries to lead his family on the right path, but with all this madness of cases he makes everyone turn away from him.
Something similar to Roy's character from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”