sandbot.js

var https=require("https");
var dat_em={
    host: "epicmafia.com",
    path: "/lobby",
    headers: {
        // you can find these set as cookies, just copy/paste
        "cookie": "never.give.away.this.key=[[KEY_HERE]];__cfduid=[[CFD_HERE]]"
        }
    };
var dat_discord={
    method: "POST",
    host: "discordapp.com",
    // you'll need a new webhook if you want the discord announcements
    // i think if you just leave this alone it'll fail gracefully
    path: "/api/webhooks/???/???",
    headers: {
        "content-type": "application/json"
        }
    }
var set_ft=[];
const SETUPS=[
    {   // standard 12p closed
        type: "/double_points",
        pool: [1378565, 1390329, 1407228, 1414719, 1415080, 1415276, 1419237]
        },
    {   // standard 6p closed
        type: "/double_points",
        pool: [1415092, 1415456]
        },
    {   // unique closed
        type: "/lobby_sticky",
        pool: [1376390, 1376423, 1378029, 1393178, 1413309, 1414936, 1415608, 1416161, 1418987]
        },
    {   // unique open
        type: "/lobby_sticky",
        pool: [356450, 564946, 676322, 929891, 1351981, 1372345, 1376463, 1386893, 1391372, 1415574]
        }
    ];
const BANNERS=[
    [   // funky friday
        "http://i.imgur.com/8lM5Vs3.png#chris"
        ],
    [   // weekly
        "http://i.imgur.com/xYj9Xzc.png#chris",
        "http://i.imgur.com/xPJoyMv.png#chris",
        "http://i.imgur.com/pXpcBGs.jpg#ckrox",
        "http://i.imgur.com/5NDtjZO.png#ben"
        ]
    ];
const BIO_BODY="\n\nSandbox games are *not* moderated, but community guidelines still apply\nhttps://epicmafia.com/lobby/rules#siterulecategory_21\n\n";
const BIO_TAG=[
    "Feeling chilly? \u26c4",
    "Have a wonderful day! \u2764",
    "Honesty is the best policy",
    "Lightkeeper is a mafia role",
    "Mods can't save you.",
    "Please don't feed the weebs",
    "Rise and shine! \u26c5",
    "Welcome to the jungle"
    ];
const BIO_LINK=[
    "Check out the latest so-called updates\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85248",
    "What's new?\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85248",
    "Come spam with us!\nhttps://discord.gg/yFHM4yF",
    "Need someone to talk to?\nhttps://discord.gg/yFHM4yF",
    "Love cool setups? Post some here\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85150",
    "Get your setup featured today!\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85150",
    "Is graphic design your passion?\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85149",
    "Submit your lobby banner today!\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85149"
    ];
const JABBER=[
    ":pushpin: Reminder to submit your setups here!\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85150",
    ":pushpin: Try something different, why don't you?\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85150",
    ":pushpin: We could really use some more early morning setups!\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85150",
    ":frame_photo: Is graphic design your passion? It doesn't matter, I'm desperate for banners.\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85149",
    ":frame_photo: Get your sloppy doodles featured today!\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85149",
    ":frame_photo: Why are you holding out on me? Come on.\nhttps://epicmafia.com/topic/85149",
    ":grey_question: Do these messages suck? Too bad.",
    ":grey_question: Did you know Tatsumaki is gay?",
    ":grey_question: Remember, you can post community- and mafia-related suggestions in their respective forums!",
    ":grey_question: I'm running out of quirky messages, please donate!",
    ":grey_question: VIP and above can add emojis, in case you didn't know.",
    ":grey_question: These messages appear once every 6 hours, which means they'll annoy you on four different occasions every day!"
    ];

https.get(dat_em, function(response) {
    var body="";
    response.on("data", function(data) {
        body+=data;
        });
    response.on("end", function() {
        set_ft=JSON.parse(
            body.match(/"double_setups":(\[.+?\])/)[1]
            ).concat(
                JSON.parse(
                    body.match(/"stickied_setups":(\[.+?\])/)[1]
                    )
                );
        for(var i=0; i<set_ft.length; i++) {
            set_ft[i]=set_ft[i].id;
            }
        console.log("Loaded featured: %s", set_ft.join(", "));
        rotate_setups(0, false);
        });
    });

function random(list) {
    return list[Math.floor(Math.random()*list.length)];
    }

function discord_chat(message) {
    https.request(dat_discord).end(
        JSON.stringify({
            content: message
            })
        );
    }

function rotate_setups(i, done) {
    var setup=done ? random(SETUPS[i].pool) : set_ft[i];
    dat_em.method="PUT";
    dat_em.path="/setup/"+setup+SETUPS[i].type;
    https.get(dat_em, function(response) {
        response.destroy();
        console.log("%s: feature %s:%s (%s)", Date.now(), setup, done, response.statusCode);
        if(!done) {
            rotate_setups(i, true);
            }
        else {
            set_ft[i]=setup;
            if(++i < SETUPS.length) {
                rotate_setups(i, false);
                }
            }
        });
    }

function init_jabber() {
    discord_chat(random(JABBER));
    }

function init_rotate() {
    discord_chat(":recycle: Stickied setups have been rotated!");
    rotate_setups(0, false);
    }

function init_newday(init) {
    var day=(new Date()).getDay();
    dat_em.method="PUT";
    dat_em.path="/lobby/5/announcement?announcement="+encodeURIComponent(
        random(BIO_TAG)+BIO_BODY+random(BIO_LINK)
        );
    https.get(dat_em);
    if(init) {
        discord_chat(":fox: Sandbot is online");
        }
    else if(day===5) {
        discord_chat(":pizza: Have a funky friday, nerds!");
        }
    else {
        discord_chat(":sunflower: Good morning!");
        }
    if(day===5 || day===6) {
        dat_em.method="PUT";
        dat_em.path="/lobby/5/banner?banner="+encodeURIComponent(
            random(BANNERS[day-5])
            );
        https.get(dat_em);
        }
    }

init_newday(true);

setTimeout(function() {
    init_newday();
    setInterval(init_jabber, 21600000);
    setInterval(init_rotate, 43200000);
    setInterval(init_newday, 86400000);
    }, Date.now() % 86400000);