pascal got hurt

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "What isss thisss?"

Lukas Moon has thrown the brute trauma treatment kit.

Lukas Moon has thrown the station bounced radio.

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "Looksss like theft to me."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello yuki"

Lukas Moon has thrown the station bounced radio.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Alssso"

Lukas Moon puts the metal into the dufflebag.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Betraysss"

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the comfy chair.

Hits-The-Wizard points to Hits-The-Wizard

Betrays-Its-Kin has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Another one got our"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Err, out]"

Lukas Moon says, "Another lizzard to add to the pile"

[Common] Reed Beach yells, "PLEASE STOP BOMBARDING MY LOVELY STORE WITH EXPLOSIVES!!"

Betrays-Its-Kin has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard aggressively!

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

Betrays-Its-Kin starts to tighten his grip on Hits-The-Wizard!

Hits-The-Wizard has pulled Hits-The-Wizard from Betrays-Its-Kin's grip.

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

[Common] Yuki Macintosh exclaims, "Exploding is rude!"

You hug Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Aww"

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the comfy chair.

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Thisss one'sss a cutie!"

You hug Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Lukas Moon has thrown the toxin treatment kit.

You hug Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss one though"

Lukas Moon starts building table frame.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Doesssnt have the white eyesss"

Lukas Moon puts the metal into the dufflebag.

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Hiya yuki!"

[Common] Reed Beach yells, "COME BY THE RUINS OF WAR-MART FOR ALL YOUR GUERILLA NEEDS!!"

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the comfy chair.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Betraysss"

Lukas Moon says, "Hmm"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Another one essscaped"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Half the station has no power. the other half has no air, situation is not getting better.


Lukas Moon points to Hits-The-Wizard

Lukas Moon says, "Ahah"

[Common] Reed Beach yells, "Located conveniently in primary tool storage, now rapidly losing air!!"

Lukas Moon buckles Hits-The-Wizard to the bed!

Lukas Moon unbuckles Hits-The-Wizard from the bed.

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the comfy chair.

Lukas Moon has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Cristin Matthews says, "Uh"

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the bed.

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Lukas Moon says, "Hello"

Cristin Matthews asks, "What is happening?"

Lukas Moon says, "Well"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello, hop"

Lukas Moon says, "Lots of them are arrested"

Cristin Matthews says, "Hi"

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the bed.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss isss a ssstrange form of protessst"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "But"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I am doing ssso"

Cristin Matthews says, "Interesting"

Lukas Moon says, "Yeah"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "By having clonesss of me made"

[Common] Steps-Aside hisses, "Tessst"

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "It'sss a wassste of time."

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "Not a protessst."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello"

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the comfy chair.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You can asssk"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "'will the real hitsss pleassse ssstand up?'"

[Common] The tachyon-doppler array states coldly, "Explosive disturbance detected."

[Common] The tachyon-doppler array states coldly, "Epicenter at: grid (230,104). Temporal displacement of tachyons: 0.1 seconds."

[Common] The tachyon-doppler array states coldly, "Factual: Epicenter radius: 5. Outer radius: 10. Shockwave radius: 20."

[Common] The tachyon-doppler array states coldly, "Theoretical: Epicenter radius: 62. Outer radius: 124. Shockwave radius: 249."

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "The only thing thisss addsss to the cell isss more enjoyment."

Lukas Moon says, "We will never know"

Cristin Matthews says, "I can tell which one is you"

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

Pepe Gustlov has grabbed Asher Kaur aggressively!

Pepe Gustlov has thrown Asher Kaur.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Oi"

Cristin Matthews says, "Uh"

Asher Kaur asks, "Is there a reason I am being detained?"

Lukas Moon says, "Wow"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello mr kaur"

Cristin Matthews says, "That's not how this works"

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "WTF"

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "He tried to steal a shotty"

Cristin Matthews has grabbed Asher Kaur passively!

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "I mean"

Asher Kaur says, "I was getting the stolen weapons back."

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "No n"

You hug Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "What the fuck"

You hug Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "Keep him in"

Yuki Macintosh points to Hits-The-Wizard

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello yuki"

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "He gave usss the ssstolen weaponsss back, yeah."

Lukas Moon exclaims, "We have another!"

Pepe Gustlov hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "Gods don't like when you say W, then T, then F at comms"

Pepe Gustlov has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Cristin Matthews says, "But serious;y"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, ".."

Pepe Gustlov has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard aggressively!

Hits-The-Wizard has pulled Hits-The-Wizard from Pepe Gustlov's grip.

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Cristin Matthews says, "Put people in separate cells"

Yuki Macintosh says, "This will look like some kind of CD art project."

Lukas Moon says, "That cell is full"

Cristin Matthews says, "Excepting this"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss isss amazing"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Alssso"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I am ssslightly hurt"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And i would like sssome bandagesss"

Pepe Gustlov heals Hits-The-Wizard with the power of Adolf Hitler!

May the power of Adolf Hitler compel you to be healed!

Pepe Gustlov heals Hits-The-Wizard with the power of Adolf Hitler!

May the power of Adolf Hitler compel you to be healed!

Pepe Gustlov puts The Holy Book of Nazism into the trophy rack.

Lukas Moon says, "There is a lot of medical stuff out here"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Good enough"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss isss amazing"

Cristin Matthews hugs Whispy Whisper to make her feel better!

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "No no"

Cristin Matthews has grabbed Whispy Whisper aggressively!

Cristin Matthews starts to tighten her grip on Whispy Whisper!

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "This is a lizard pen"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss isss the hitsss cell"

Cristin Matthews starts to tighten her grip on Whispy Whisper!

Cristin Matthews has thrown Whispy Whisper.

Betrays-Its-Kin has thrown the flashbang.

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the comfy chair.

Hits-The-Wizard chuckles

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Fuck"

Lukas Moon has thrown the metal.

BANG

Your eyes sting a little.

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the comfy chair.

Lukas Moon says something but you cannot hear them.

Cristin Matthews has grabbed Whispy Whisper aggressively!

Hits-The-Wizard points to his ears.

Cristin Matthews has thrown Whispy Whisper.

*---------*
This is Whispy Whisper!
She has minor bruising.
She has a blank, absent-minded stare and appears completely unresponsive to anything. She may snap out of it soon.
*---------*

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses something but you cannot hear them.

Cristin Matthews says something but you cannot hear them.

Pepe Gustlov says something but you cannot hear them.

Cristin Matthews says, "Uh"

Cristin Matthews says, "They're lizards"

Betrays-Its-Kin hisses, "Then we execute them for sssexual asssault."

Cristin Matthews says, "It's fine"

Lukas Moon says, "Uhhh wow that sounds rasist"

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed Whispy Whisper passively!

Hits-The-Wizard has pushed Whispy Whisper!

Hits-The-Wizard attempted to disarm Whispy Whisper!

Hits-The-Wizard buckles Whispy Whisper to the bed!

You shake Whispy Whisper trying to get her up!

Cristin Matthews says, "Huh"

Lukas Moon exclaims, "You need more beds in there!"

[Common] Asher Kaur says, "Betrays"

[Common] Betrays-Its-Kin asks, "Yeah?"

Lukas Moon says, "I demand you treat your prisioners fairly"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You know"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Im having a fun time"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Although"

Pepe Gustlov knocks on the reinforced window.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Im tempted to lodge a complaint with centcomm"

Lukas Moon says, "Well the things you can do with six clones of you"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "About thisss"

Lukas Moon nods.

Betrays-Its-Kin puts the laser gun into the security backpack.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Alssso, thisss isss 5 clonesss..."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Or isss it 5"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Err, 6"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "And one isss sssentient?"

Lukas Moon says, "Hmm i can ask for more"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Who isss the real hitsss?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Man, he wasss prolly a legend"

Lukas Moon says, "A question we will never know"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "A lizard of legendary ssstature"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Alssso"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thisss guy here"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "SSSlightly disssapointsss me"

[Common] Reed Beach yells, "COME TO WAR-MART, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED IN THE BAR!! ALL YOUR OPEN CARRY NEEDS- FREE!!"

 *beep*

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "For it looksss like he'sss wearing a diaper"

Yuki Macintosh says, "The hits brigade."

Lukas Moon asks, "Well are you going to be brought to the shuttle?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Yup"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I ssshould be brought to the ssshuttle"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "If they plan on, however"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I doubt it"

Lukas Moon says, "I have a card up my sleve if they leave you in there"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Isss it a bomb?"

OOC: Kevinz000: daily reminder that bug exploitation is a permabannable offense

Lukas Moon says, "A id card"

OOC: Kevinz000: have a nice day, gamers!

 *beep*

Yuki Macintosh exclaims, "I have a sleeve up my card if they leave you in there!"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Ahh"

OOC: SegmentedOdin: who is even exploiting?

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "..."i have a sssleeve up my card"..."

OOC: MollyKristoph: o fugh i b%

Lukas Moon says, "Lewd"

OOC: Brumbpo: what constitutes a bug here?

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Well"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "At leassst yuki ssseemsss to be cheerful"

OOC: Murdeffe: i know one

OOC: Mr Maclang: remember that explotiong the PAI respawn trick kills the chat

Lukas Moon has thrown the bunker access ID.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: oh yeah that

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the comfy chair.

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the comfy chair.

Lukas Moon points to the bunker access ID

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You ssshould hide that thing"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hiya yuki"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Who killed this drone"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Betraaaays."

Lukas Moon asks, "Fancy bunker card?"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "What the fuck"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Let 'em goooo."

Yuki Macintosh knocks on the reinforced window.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "That drone was reparing"

OOC: OhChildflayer: so, how do we do this exploit we aren't supposed to do?

Skylar Lineman says, "Seconded."

Lukas Moon says, "Yeah"

OOC: Kevinz000: You know who you are.

OOC: OhChildflayer: you know, so we don't do it on accident

Yuki Macintosh says, "Well, poo."

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm not telling specifics/what happened in OOC but you know who you are

Yuki Macintosh asks, "Would you like to join my Skylar haram, then?"

Lukas Moon says, "Let them get on the shutle"

Skylar Lineman says, "Hahaha."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Fuck"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "DO NOT"

Skylar Lineman says, "Wait what."


Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert

Space-time anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.


[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "MOVE"

Skylar Lineman says, "Damn."

OOC: OhChildflayer: guys, i think it's me

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

[Common] Tug Rhoad says, "Fucking hell."

Lukas Moon says, "Oh shit"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Cult wait no"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Dont move"

OOC: RandolfTheMeh: shit man you're fucked now

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Tell me so I can publically shame them

OOC: RandolfTheMeh: admins got your name

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And you wont fall in one"

[Common] Miranda Sword asks, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I dont plan on moving"

OOC: OhChildflayer: they called my mom

[Common] Cristin Matthews exclaims, "Wormholes!"

Yuki Macintosh asks, "What happened to the lawyer, anyways?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "He fucked off"

Yuki Macintosh asks, "Did you see him at all?"

Lukas Moon asks, "Maybe dead?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And told me he didnt wanna handle my cassse"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Bleh."

Lukas Moon says, "I wish lane washere"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I know"

Lukas Moon says, "Lane is a great lawyer"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hey cap"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I got sssome company"

Lukas Moon waves.

Hits-The-Wizard smiles.

[Common] Johnny Dood exclaims, "Come back and finish my surgery please!"

[Common] Johnny Dood says, "I want these new eyes"

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "I'm stuck at xeno"

[Common] Southy Osmanli slurs, "II'm' i'n' choomee 'AI ahrea?"

Yuki Macintosh asks, "But what if you can?"

[Common] Jerome 'Fisher' Lucifern buzzes, "HEY"

[Common] Jerome 'Fisher' Lucifern buzzes, "I'M TRAPPED IN A XENOBIO PEN"

Lukas Moon asks, "Betrays isnt this a crime thats settled with a fine?"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Well, poo."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "SSSadly"

[Common] Varion Hardy says, "Wormholed into space"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Bully."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "NT wont pay usss money"

[Common] Johnny Dood says, "If there's an AI or borg go release the people at xeno please"

[Common] Youmu Konpaku says, "LET ME AT ROBO"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "SSSo they cant fine usss"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Itsss technically a 1 minute brig sssentance"

Lukas Moon says, "Hmmmm i think you are over blowing this"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "But, sssince im a re-offender"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "WHO FUCK"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "CALLED THE MEDIBOT"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Or a continued offender"


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "My prissson sssentance isss extended asss long asss i re-offend."

Lukas Moon says, "Come on"

Lukas Moon says, "Let him escaoe"

Lukas Moon says, "Escape i mean"

Lukas Moon says, "Ok"

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

Betrays-Its-Kin has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Betrays-Its-Kin has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the comfy chair.

Betrays-Its-Kin has stunned you with the stunbaton!

Betrays-Its-Kin has stunned Hits-The-Wizard with the stunbaton!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I liked thisss one the mossst."

Betrays-Its-Kin puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Aww"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I suck cocks"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Huh"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thatsss bad"

The monkey (256) gasps!

Betrays-Its-Kin has stunned you with the stunbaton!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "And am literal cancer"

Betrays-Its-Kin puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Damn"

[Common] Jerome 'Fisher' Lucifern buzzes, "I got ported in space"

Betrays-Its-Kin is trying to put handcuffs on Hits-The-Wizard!

[Common] Jerome 'Fisher' Lucifern buzzes, "Goodbye world"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Whoever's using my name is going to get sniped."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "World's biggest faggot, right here boys"

[Common] Southy Osmanli asks, "Bartender? You alright out there?"

[Common] Southy Osmanli asks, "Jerome..?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Huh"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "A cat tail"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Dont sssee thossse every day"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbe"


Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert

The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


Youmu Konpaku says, "VROM VROM VROM"

Hits-The-Wizard gasps!

Lukas Moon hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!

Betrays-Its-Kin buckles you to the chair!

Adrianna Highlands says, "Ugh"

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "Redbox"

You can't do that right now!

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "Ayy"

Adrianna Highlands says, "Give me"

Betrays-Its-Kin buckles himself to the chair.

Adrianna Highlands says, "My create"

Yuki Macintosh buckles herself to the chair.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "If anyone sees a Skylar Lineman in a greyshirt"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello adrianna"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Kill them."

Adrianna Highlands puts the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

Adrianna Highlands has pulled the closet from Pepe Gustlov's grip.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello lukasss, and yuki"

Pepe Gustlov buckles themself to the chair.

Yuki Macintosh unbuckles herself from the chair.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Also Genetics can we not with the dumb cloning of important peopl"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Itsss nice having you guysss"

Adrianna Highlands anchored the closet to the ground.

Adrianna Highlands puts the wrench into the toolbelt.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello ssstepsss"

Pepe Gustlov puts the advanced energy gun into the trophy rack.

Pepe Gustlov unbuckles themself from the chair.

Adrianna Highlands unweldeds the closet.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Kill any Skylar Lineman you see"

Adrianna Highlands puts the experimental welding tool into the toolbelt.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Aww"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "He keeps reading WGW"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Ugh."

[Common] Trevor Cranson says, "How did the cook end up in space"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "SSStepsss-assside doesssnt wanna talk"

Yuri Karashida buckles herself to the chair.

Attention:
2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early


[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbe"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Wew"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Can you ssshut up that racket?"

[Common] Yuki Macintosh says, "Skylar they are bullying meeee."

Pepe Gustlov buckles Yuki Macintosh to the chair!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hello yuki"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Youmu Konpaku says, "SEC"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Pepe Gustlov buckles themself to the chair.

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Youmu Konpaku says, "SEC"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Craig Brundwick buckles himself to the chair.

Pepe Gustlov unbuckles themself from the chair.

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Yuki Macintosh says, "Rude"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Youmu Konpaku says, "SEC"

Yuki Macintosh says, "Stop"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) puts the energy gun into the security backpack.

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "What did they get you in here for?"


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Yuki Macintosh asks, "Help?"

*---------*
This is Yuki Macintosh!
She is wearing  a virologist's jumpsuit.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She is  handcuffed!
She has  a penlight about her waist.
She is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on her feet!
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  Night Vision Goggles covering her eyes.
She has  a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Yuki Macintosh (Virologist).
She has severe burns!
*---------*

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the chair.

Yuki Macintosh says, "Mean."

Map rotation has chosen MetaStation for next round!

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the energy gun!

Youmu Konpaku says, "CRAIG IS LING"

Steps-Aside unbuckles himself from the chair.

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) puts the energy gun into the security backpack.

Pepe Gustlov has been hit by the air horn.

Yuki Macintosh says, "Why? So rude."

Pepe Gustlov has been hit by the air horn.

Lukas Moon puts Rafael Thompson's ID Card (Tradepost Officer) into the box.

Skylar Lineman has been hit by the air horn.

Yuki Macintosh asks, "Help?"

Skylar Lineman has been hit by the air horn.

Youmu Konpaku says, "SEC"

Skylar Lineman says, "What"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the laser gun!

Lukas Moon attempts to force Yuki Macintosh to apply the burn patch.

Skylar Lineman has been hit by the air horn.

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the laser gun!

Youmu Konpaku says, "SEC"

Skylar Lineman says, "Hte fuck"

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the laser gun!

Lukas Moon attempts to force Yuki Macintosh to apply the burn patch.

Yuki Macintosh is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) fires the laser gun!

*---------*
This is Yuki Macintosh!
She is wearing  a virologist's jumpsuit.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She is  handcuffed!
She has  a penlight about her waist.
She is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on her feet!
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  Night Vision Goggles covering her eyes.
She has  a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Yuki Macintosh (Virologist).
She has severe burns!
*---------*

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) puts the laser gun into the security backpack.

Asher Kaur has been hit by the air horn.

Yuki Macintosh says, "They are being really mean."

Skylar Lineman puts the advanced energy gun into the security backpack.

*---------*
This is Yuki Macintosh!
She is wearing  a virologist's jumpsuit.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She is  handcuffed!
She has  a penlight about her waist.
She is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on her feet!
She has  a breath mask on her face.
She has  Night Vision Goggles covering her eyes.
She has  a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Yuki Macintosh (Virologist).
She has severe burns!
*---------*

Youmu Konpaku says, "FUCK IT"

Craig Brundwick unbuckles himself from the chair.

Skylar Lineman says, "BETRAYS"

Asher Kaur has been hit by the air horn.

Skylar Lineman says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Changeling shit."

Youmu Konpaku says, "I WILL DO IT MYSELF"

Lukas Moon attempts to force Yuki Macintosh to apply the burn patch.

Asher Kaur has been hit by the air horn.

Craig Brundwick unbuckles Yuki Macintosh from the chair.

Craig Brundwick has grabbed Yuki Macintosh passively!

Lukas Moon forces Yuki Macintosh to apply the burn patch.

Yuki Macintosh screams.

Craig Brundwick has been hit by the air horn.

Youmu Konpaku has diced Craig Brundwick in the head with the chainsaw (Wielded)!

Lukas Moon has analyzed Yuki Macintosh's vitals.

Skylar Lineman asks, "Do you even have proof here?"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) buckles Yuki Macintosh to the chair!

Lukas Moon puts the health analyzer into the burn treatment kit.

Yuki Macintosh says, "They are hungry for valid salad."

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Uhh yeah."

Asher Kaur has been hit by the air horn.

Youmu Konpaku says, "CRAIG LING"

Lukas Moon hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!

Adrianna Highlands has grabbed Pepe Gustlov passively!

Lukas Moon hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!

Skylar Lineman asks, "Like what?"

Lukas Moon hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!

Craig Brundwick buckles himself to the chair.

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Everyone screamed it and it was obvious."

Adrianna Highlands hugs Pepe Gustlov to make them feel better!

Youmu Konpaku has torn Craig Brundwick in the head with the chainsaw (Wielded)!

Craig Brundwick unbuckles himself from the chair.

Robert Zebra asks, "MISSILES AWAY?"

Youmu Konpaku has hit the chair with the chainsaw (Wielded)!

Craig Brundwick has been hit by the first-aid kit.

Skylar Lineman asks, "WHAT is obvious?"

Robert Zebra asks, "DO I FIRE?"

Adrianna Highlands buckles herself to the chair.

Craig Brundwick says, "HELP"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Look at me Skylar."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "That..."

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "How can you get any more obvious."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Actually makesss sssenssse"

Youmu Konpaku says, "CRAIG WAS SPACED"

Pepe Gustlov hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!

Youmu Konpaku says, "HE WAS LAWYER"

Adrianna Highlands unbuckles herself from the chair.

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Look at them."

Skylar Lineman asks, "What did they do that you see that would constitute them being a changeling?"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "Unharmed after being lasered."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Im sssorry thisss had to happen to you, yuki"

Steps-Aside has been hit by the first-aid kit.

Yuki Macintosh says, "They tased and arrested and shot me for very little."

Youmu Konpaku says, "CRAIG"

Yuki Macintosh attempts to unbuckle themself!

Skylar Lineman says, "They're a virologist."

Pepe Gustlov has stunned Yuki Macintosh with the stunbaton!

Youmu Konpaku says, "DOWN THERE"

Pepe Gustlov puts the stunbaton into the trophy rack.

Whispy Whisper (as Pepe Gustlov) says, "Shut up ling"

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) puts the laser gun into the security backpack.

Skylar Lineman says, "My fucking god guys."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Yuki"

Skylar Lineman unbuckles you from the chair.

Yuki Macintosh says, "Jeeze, these people are hungry for valids."

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) says, "They don't heal that fast."

Skylar Lineman buckles you to the chair!

Lukas Moon has thrown the grenade launcher.

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Turn them into me!"

Skylar Lineman buckles themself to the chair.

Anthony Leland buckles himself to the chair.

Yuki Macintosh attempts to unbuckle themself!

Lukas Moon has thrown the ammo box (40mm grenades).

Lukas Moon has thrown the ammo box (40mm grenades).

Pepe Gustlov's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

The flash burns out!

Yuki Macintosh says, "This is just abuse."

Lukas Moon has thrown the security auto rifle.

Skylar Lineman unbuckles themself from the chair.

Lukas Moon buckles themself to the chair.

You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)

Your eyes sting a little.

You fail to unbuckle yourself!

Pepe Gustlov unbuckles you from the chair.

Pepe Gustlov has grabbed Skylar Lineman passively!

Pepe Gustlov buckles themself to the chair.

Steps-Aside buckles himself to the chair.

Skylar Lineman buckles themself to the chair.

You hear metal clanking.

Pepe Gustlov unbuckles themself from the chair.

Steps-Aside unbuckles himself from the chair.

Lukas Moon unbuckles themself from the chair.




The round has ended.

You managed to survive the events on Asteroid Construct Echo as Hits-The-Wizard.


    Shift Duration: 1:39:26


    Station Integrity: 93.6%


    Total Population: 32


    Evacuation Rate: 23 (71.9%)


    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (68.8%)


    Survival Rate: 30 (93.8%)




Adaptive Manipulator (Played by: gmansplan) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:

0. Only Tug Rhoad and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.

1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Dot Matrix (Played by: drwest) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

F.R.E.E.D.O.M (Played by: bomboh12) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


The changelings were:
Griffin DeLuna was Rain Cavalet the Scientist and survived as Craig Brundwick
Changeling ID: Ms. Chi.
Genomes Extracted: 12
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Yuri Karashida, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

TehZombehz was Yuki Macintosh the Virologist and survived
Changeling ID: Ms. Kappa.
Genomes Extracted: 10
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Asher Kaur, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Craig Brundwick, the Lawyer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.






The traitors were:
Threehornes was Elise Stange the Scientist and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

SaveVatznick was Jerome 'Fisher' Lucifern the Bartender and died (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Skylar Lineman, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Sharmat was Tug Rhoad the Roboticist and survived (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

IcarusTre was Captain Poop Tickler Jr. the Clown and had their body destroyed (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Prevent Pepe Gustlov, the Chaplain, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: icy, Evangeline Driggers, robots.
The code responses were: lockers, morphine, Assistant, wizards.


Station Goal : Station Shield : Failed!

Skylar Lineman (as Betrays-Its-Kin) has attacked Yuki Macintosh in the right leg with the energy cutlass!

Yuki Macintosh's right leg has been violently dismembered!

Yuki Macintosh screams.

Whispy Whisper unbuckles herself from the chair.

Rebooting World in 60 seconds. Round ended.

OOC: TehZombehz: Holy shit the validhunt is real.

Gunther Viceroy has disarmed Hits-The-Wizard!

Steps-Aside fires the security auto rifle!

The particle beam sears you!

Gunther Viceroy catches fire!

Hits-The-Wizard screams.

Hits-The-Wizard is hit by a particle beam in the right leg!

Gunther Viceroy has pushed Hits-The-Wizard!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Fuck"

Gunther Viceroy has disarmed Hits-The-Wizard!

Gunther Viceroy has disarmed Hits-The-Wizard!

You're set on fire!

Gunther Viceroy is hit by SRM-8 Rocket in the chest!

Your eyes sting a little.

OOC: OhChildflayer: I suck cocks

OOC: Mr Maclang: airhorn earrape

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >rnd prints out guns with no firing pins

OOC: Christ110: zombehz

OOC: SegmentedOdin: ayyyy good use of resources

OOC: YPO: wormholes not even once

OOC: Christ110: you were amazing, with all the clones

OOC: Pascal123: When you sting people to turn them into other people. Zombehz. They will kill you.

OOC: SaveVatznick: Why do I always die right before the shuttle leaves?

OOC: Pascal123: Don't even try to act like that wasn't warranted.

OOC: Griffin DeLuna: Fuuuuuuck Yuri lived

OOC: SaveVatznick: is there a secret robust strategy to not dying before the shuttle?

... You can almost hear something ...

OOC: SegmentedOdin: yes

OOC: Christ110: ya, be lucky

Hits-The-Wizard has died at Centcom Recovery Ship.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: it's call taking the escape pods

(F) DEAD: D. Armitage Quinn asks, "so, how IS life post-earrape in code?"

Johnny Vinchime's EVA suit starts to fall apart!

Johnny Vinchime's EVA suit starts to fall apart!

Johnny Vinchime's EVA suit starts to fall apart!

Rebooting world...







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Please set up your character and select "Ready". The game will start in about 179.9 seconds.

OOC: Yobihodazine: Damn that is a badass end screen, anyone got a link to that pic?

Loaded station in 10.6s!

OOC: Griffin DeLuna: Well, I'm off for the night. Have a good one mates

OOC: Scrub109: man the state of the game when you are validhunted for being an obvious antag

OOC: TehZombehz: You're no fun, Pascal.

Initialized Mapping subsystem within 18.4 seconds!

OOC: Teepeepee: now the round's over

OOC: Yobihodazine: Has cap's ID, holding gun and hand tele, firing back into portal

OOC: Teepeepee: do we get to know what bug was exploited?

OOC: TehZombehz: You don't HAVE to kill anything on the antag list, jeeze.

Initialized Atoms subsystem within 16.4 seconds!

Initialized Language subsystem within 0 seconds!

Initialized Machines subsystem within 0.2 seconds!

OOC: Yobihodazine: Anyone got a link to that picture?

Initialized Shuttle subsystem within 3.4 seconds!

Initialized Weather subsystem within 0 seconds!

HEY! LISTEN! 0.6 Seconds were wasted processing 54 turf(s) (connected to 18577 other turfs) with atmos differences at round start.

Initialized Air subsystem within 4.9 seconds!

Minimap generation disabled. Loading from cache...

No cached minimaps detected. Backup files loaded.

Initialized Minimap subsystem within 0 seconds!

Initialized Assets subsystem within 0 seconds!

Initialized Icon Smoothing subsystem within 3.2 seconds!

Initialized Overlay subsystem within 6 seconds!

Initialized XKeyScore subsystem within 0 seconds!

OOC: Pascal123: Don't mess with peoples appearance then complain about validhunting.

OOC: Yobihodazine: >has teleporter technology

Initialized Lighting subsystem within 9.3 seconds!

Initialized Persistence subsystem within 0.1 seconds!

Initializations complete within 62.7 seconds!

Welcome to MacRagge Stopover Two!

OOC: MollyKristoph: "We ain't gotta, but we gonna"--/tg/ on killing shit on the antag list

OOC: Yobihodazine: >has to evacuate by shuttle

OOC: TehZombehz: Foaming at the mouth at the sign of a valid kill.

OOC: Pascal123: Besides, you told me you wanted me to validhunt more as security.

OOC: MollyKristoph: It's to cut down on flypersons, Yobi.

OOC: Yobihodazine: Well if you calibrate it right you don't get flypeople

OOC: Grazyn: who was bug abusing

OOC: MollyKristoph: fly"""persons"""

OOC: Mr Maclang: v l a d s a l a d

OOC: TehZombehz: Eh, you're just being a dick, Pascal.

OOC: Pascal123: I'm not being a dick in having you detained when you're a blatant ling using powers.

OOC: Kevinz000: also you're pretty rude for detaining hits

OOC: Pascal123: Sorry, buddy. But that's not how it works.

OOC: Scrub109: yeah, killing antags for being antags is being a spoilsport

OOC: TehZombehz: I figure you think It's what I get for entertaining Hits with dumb changeling stuff instead of murderboning the station. :v

Tip of the round: As the Malfunctioning AI, you can shunt to an APC if the situation gets bad. This can allow the clock to tick down long enough for you to win, but keep in mind the crew's pinpointer will point to you when you do this.

OOC: Kevinz000: i'm not stopping you because "technical space law that i'm supposed to enforce"

OOC: Mr Maclang: vlad salad

OOC: Kevinz000: but why would you be the 5% of security who actually cares?

OOC: Pascal123: That went out the window when you started changeling stinging people into toher people.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: milf round confirmed

Starting game...

The gamemode is: secret!
Possibilities: extended and traitor

You are the Assistant.

As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.

To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.

As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.

Captainship not forced on anyone.

OOC: TehZombehz: I stung you.

Welcome to MacRagge Stopover Two, enjoy your stay!

OOC: TehZombehz: That was, like, it.

OOC: TehZombehz: I thought you would find it funny.

OOC: Pascal123: Because if i'm going to enforce minor crimes being punishable, i'm going to punish people for minor crimes.

Hits-The-Wizard wags his tail.

OOC: TehZombehz: You got to be Skylar!

OOC: MollyKristoph: dear gods, that much sec cares?!?

OOC: Pascal123: It's only logic.

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal

You put the ID into PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant)'s slot.

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

OOC: MollyKristoph: hang on this has to be nerfed or some shit

OOC: Kevinz000: space law is a suggestion

You put the grey jumpsuit into the dufflebag.

OOC: Kevinz000: it's not meant to be rigid

You put the black shoes into the dufflebag.

OOC: Kevinz000: no one said you can't make exceptions

OOC: Kevinz000: minor crimes aren't all the same thing

OOC: Pascal123: I said i could make exceptions.

OOC: Pascal123: But i won't.

OOC: TehZombehz: He's bending it for convenient justification of being a bully.

OOC: BebeYoshi: I called sec to get the ling, they didn't help so I tried to kill him myself

OOC: Pascal123: All he had to do. Was put on a jumpsuit.

OOC: Kevinz000: like breaking a window and being naked in the hallways as a lizard are all "minor crimes"

OOC: BebeYoshi: I actually think we didn't have sec

OOC: Kevinz000: but the first can ruin things

OOC: Pascal123: That's literally all it was.

OOC: Kevinz000: the second is harmless

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >space law is only a suggestion

OOC: BebeYoshi: At least not a useful sec

OOC: Scrub109: being naked is a crime lizard or not though

OOC: SegmentedOdin: mostly because the admins might have to do their job otherwise

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Hello robit!"

OOC: TehZombehz: I was a changeling, I could have adrenal armblade shield armor'd the heck out of them if I wanted. I even had that stuff. :v

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "How goesss it?"

Adaptive Manipulator states, "Hello"

Adrianna Highlands puts the flamethrower into the leather satchel.

OOC: Pascal123: I had stuff to kill you and knew you were one.

OOC: TehZombehz: But instead I just sat there saying 'please stop.'

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Ai open"

OOC: Kevinz000: following space law to the letter doesn't always net you good boy points from admins, segmented.

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: Pascal123: I just didn't care untill you started being blatant and crossing the line with it.

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "OH MY GOD"

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "STOP THE CLOWN"

Unusable emote 'vomit'. Say *help for a list.

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "HE'S VOMITING EVERYWHERE"

OOC: TehZombehz: Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night, Pascal.

OOC: Pascal123: You act as though i care about fictional good boy points with Admins, skylar.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: oh I know, I just think it'd be better for the server if we bothered to enforce space law as more than a suggestion, more as a malleable code of conduct

OOC: Kevinz000: otherwise people like franz krake would be here

OOC: Pascal123: I really don't. If you have an issue. Ahelp it.

Sherrie Williams buckles herself to Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal from your thread i can see that

OOC: Grazyn: space law is more of a guideline

OOC: SegmentedOdin: but the votes are against me so meh

You hug Oliver Lauffer to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: no i'm telling segmented that's not how it works


Central Command Update


Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.

A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.


OOC: Kevinz000: since you don't see fjkrake around now do you

OOC: Datomega: god goonchat is so much better than the byondchat

OOC: Datomega: like I can actually scroll up now

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: SegmentedOdin: it's awful, the megaphone text is pure cancer

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal i don't see why you would want to be the 5% of security who cares about minor shit

OOC: Kevinz000: and just looks for reasons to arrest people.

OOC: TehZombehz: I mean, I wasn't gonna complete my objectives anyways. My objective disappeared, probably quite literally into space.

OOC: Kevinz000: what happened to being chill?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >chill

OOC: Kevinz000: your objective was drunk

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >security

OOC: SegmentedOdin: kevinz are you playing the same game

OOC: TehZombehz: Chill does not net you valids and delicious redtext!

OOC: Pascal123: The community, has changed that. That thread, has changed that.

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm not playing the same game I've played before.

OOC: Kevinz000: I've realized that it's not about "LETS ENFORCE SPACE LAW TO THE LETTER"

OOC: Wilchen: /hippie/station

OOC: Kevinz000: ^ exactly

OOC: Pascal123: For christ sake it's clearly defined in the book.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I'm not even arguing for that, I'm just saying that Sec usually isn't chill lol

OOC: Pascal123: And i gave him the very clear and simple way out.

OOC: Kevinz000: PAscal there is a big banner saying "This is a suggestion"

OOC: MollyKristoph: Sometimes it's about having a fukken blast.

OOC: Pascal123: Put it on, and you're out.

OOC: Kevinz000: no one else in security gave a fuck

OOC: Pascal123: Now that's it for OOC.

OOC: Kevinz000: why would you?

OOC: Scrub109: you can be chill and have the crew laugh at you for being disarmed by an assistant or be competant and be called hitler for arresting the clown who broke into EVA.

OOC: Pascal123: Got an issue. Ahelp it, otherwise. Drop it.

OOC: Kevinz000: Scrub, chill and not doing your job

OOC: Kevinz000: are two VERY different things.

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: SegmentedOdin: For real. Hits is always nude, people usually let him get away with it

OOC: Christ110: i am

OOC: Pascal123: I was watching over the brig, handling records, acting as dispatch. And being the one people PDA'd/Went to to report crimes.

OOC: Scrub109: so how do you do your job as security while letting antags go with a warning

OOC: Datomega: It's not ruining anybody elses time

 *beep* *beep*

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Take their contraband, give them a tracking/chem implant

OOC: Kevinz000: Scrub I do that if I feel like they aren't a threat and you don't see me failing at my job all the time.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: relax

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mat Perkins has signed up as Cargo Technician"

OOC: TehZombehz: Pascal is just buttmad that I'm even associated with Hits. :v

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: Kevinz000: 95% of the time my interactions with antags that haven't been "LETS VALID THEM NOW" ended in fun and no one died for it

[Common] Oliver Lauffer says, "If you're ready to know the truth, come to the chapel."

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: Pascal123: No. I'm irked that you would changeling sting people then whine about validhunting.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: Wilchen: kek

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal it's a joke and it's 5 minute from roundend

OOC: Pascal123: That is the equivalent of shooting someone then whining if they shoot back.

OOC: Kevinz000: what's even the issue?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I have yet to meet a Sec Officer who didn't instantly valid salad me as an antag

OOC: Datomega: Literally just don't do things that ruin people's time.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I AM A BLOB OF PEACE

OOC: Yobihodazine: *valid salid

OOC: Kevinz000: segmented if you kill people that goes out the window but I don't valid antags unless I have a good reason to

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: Datomega: I've been chem implanted a few times

OOC: MollyKristoph: zomg u shitter u shud b ashamed of urself Zombehz 4 being assosheaytid wif Hits

OOC: Kevinz000: Really I'm disappointed that you've changed because "community and the thread" pascal

OOC: Kevinz000: Be the change you want to see.

OOC: Kevinz000: Don't be forcefulCJS

OOC: TehZombehz: The whole complaining about validhunting is a guise.

OOC: Kevinz000: "Everyone likes TDM so lets turn the game into TDM".

OOC: Pascal123: Oh okay, what should i do.

OOC: Pascal123: Let people kill me?

OOC: Kevinz000: Be the change you want to see.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I still remember one Rev round I was thrown out the airlock with no trial just for being near Sec maint

OOC: Pascal123: Let people do what they want?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: looking for crates as a Cargo Teach

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Maxwell Watkill has signed up as Bartender"

OOC: Pascal123: Is that it?

OOC: Kevinz000: If you want all security players to be hitler, go ahead.

OOC: Pascal123: Some guy shoots a guy, shrug it off?

OOC: Kevinz000: Did I ever say that?

OOC: Pascal123: Some guy smashes a window and stabs a guy, shrug it off?

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: Pascal123: Some guy is naked causing people to whine to me. Shrug it off?

OOC: Kevinz000: Is Hits being naked and people smashing windows/greytiding/shooting others the same thing?

OOC: Datomega: the slipperiest of slopes

OOC: Pascal123: Some guy can't follow a simple law and stubbornly refuses to put on clothes.

OOC: Christ110: to kevinz credit, you were setting an example, that all the other security players were following

OOC: Pascal123: Shrug it off?

OOC: Kevinz000: Why are you strawmanning me when I tell you to be the change you want to see

OOC: Scrub109: wouldnt be so bad if they had at least pants

OOC: TehZombehz: Because addressing the actual issue requires hard work.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: just put them in jail for a minute and if they don't change gulag them

OOC: Kevinz000: Instead of "Lets just do this because I'm too lazy to go against the examples"

OOC: Pascal123: Because that's essentially what i'm seeing you tell me to do.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: beyon d difficult

OOC: Scrub109: like the athletic ones or something

OOC: Kevinz000: Don't be a ForcefulCJS

OOC: Pascal123: If people do shit, ignore it. Don't do anything as Security.

OOC: Christ110: ehhh

OOC: Kevinz000: "Everyone likes TDM so we're coding TDM into the game"

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm telling you to use discretion

OOC: SegmentedOdin: dude Pascal calm down, no one is saying that

OOC: Kevinz000: And play the game for fun

OOC: Pascal123: There was nothing TDM about what i did.

OOC: Kevinz000: No

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm talking about forcefulCJS

OOC: Kevinz000: Someone said they're "a product of the community"

OOC: SegmentedOdin: CJS is still better than Goof

OOC: Kevinz000: That's true, everyone fucking likes valids so they're trying to code a gamemode about valids (Side note, gang's probably going in the trash.)

Sherrie Williams points to the floor

OOC: Pascal123: Tell me. Kevinz.

OOC: Pascal123: If we're intended to be the change we want to be.

OOC: Pascal123: Why hasn't it worked.

The Bar requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"

OOC: Kevinz000: Because no one does it.

OOC: MollyKristoph: tru fax, I am salty because this is not the community I thought it would be, hence all my salt.

OOC: TehZombehz: Remember the buzzword phrase "dynamic gameplay"?

OOC: AdamBlue: I just got done with a gangs round on the other server, and man, gangs is straight up unfun, but that's just personal preference.

OOC: Pascal123: Do you know how long i've been the chillest sec before that thread?

OOC: Kevinz000: And by saying "The community and that note thread changed me to what I am" you're reinforcing it.

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

OOC: Kevinz000: Why would you stop?

OOC: Kevinz000: Why are you doing this because the admins won't take back their notes?

OOC: Pascal123: Because it's not changing anything.

OOC: Kevinz000: Who teh fuck cares if you have notes on your record?

OOC: Pascal123: What.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >join round, no sec

[Common] Owen Piersson says, "Holy fuck"

OOC: Kevinz000: Which thread

The Shambler's Vendor beeps, "~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~"

OOC: Kevinz000: the note thread or what?

[Common] Owen Piersson says, "Explosion near viro"

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >cancels join prompty

OOC: Pascal123: The thread about greytiding running rampant.

OOC: Christ110: also

OOC: MollyKristoph: I probably have notes out the ass or something.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: r.i.p.

OOC: Christ110: why appeal notes?

OOC: Christ110: they're dated for a reason

OOC: Kevinz000: ^

OOC: SegmentedOdin: You can check your notes easy

OOC: Kevinz000: Also as a side note a good admin will check note dates

OOC: Christ110: admins should consider they are stupid old and not relevent

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I don't have any :(

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Philip Kaur has signed up as Janitor"

OOC: Pascal123: Because for the longest time i've had admins unjustly attack me over some.

OOC: MollyKristoph: how I check note?

OOC: Christ110: ooc tab

OOC: Pascal123: And i personally feel that a few are unjustly given.

OOC: Christ110: view admin remarks

OOC: SegmentedOdin: OOC tab, View Admin Remarks

OOC: Kevinz000: Notes are a different thing then

OOC: Kevinz000: But about that thread

OOC: TehZombehz: Well, you say that, and I've had admins add details to literally years old notes, as if they were still relevant.

OOC: OhChildflayer: i like this one: 2017-05-01 07:03:15 | Bagil | excessiveuseofcobby

OOC: OhChildflayer: Alecifnarlyoistarian Jasmeorlamphromatosis as a name is not ok.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Holy shit the place is deserted at this hour"

OOC: Kevinz000: Why are you going full "Lets do everything by the book" because of a thread?

OOC: MollyKristoph: that is amazing that I have nothing in there.

OOC: Kevinz000: It's a fucking forum thread

OOC: Kevinz000: Why do you even care if people whine about it in a forum thread?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: at least I think that is notes

OOC: AdamBlue: So, are admin remarks supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing? I've been playing SS13 ever since I started a few months ago at least a few times a week.

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "Power problems in cargo"

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Clown"

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: SegmentedOdin: You can get good or bad ntoes

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: Adamblue: It's basically admins noting down any behavior they feel like would be noted

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Good work"

OOC: Kevinz000: It's not necessarily bad.

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "``````thanks"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You're doing god'sss work"

OOC: Kevinz000: (Zombehz has good ones :^))

OOC: Kevinz000: But yeah

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

OOC: MollyKristoph: but rarely ever is.

Lucas Edwards hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

OOC: Pascal123: Kevinz, when you start improving this community through means that don't involve punishing blatant crime and blatant antag behavior that affects people.

Lucas Edwards hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards says, "Hits."

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Hello mr edwardsss!"

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

OOC: Pascal123: Then i'll listen to you.

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards says, "I hear voices in the back of my head."

You hug Lucas Edwards to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal you know half the fucking forums is filled with people who don't even play the game

OOC: Kevinz000: >blatent crime

Lucas Edwards says, "Arguing about the upholding of space law last shift."

OOC: Pascal123: I'm sorry, but i have no reason to believe that "Being nice" is going to make things better.

OOC: Kevinz000: There's a difference between being a naked lizard and smashing windows

Lucas Edwards says, "I hear voices Hits."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Indeed"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Asss do i"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Itsss odd"

[Common] ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "So, I saw this gang beating up on a kid the other day"

Lucas Edwards says, "I think you've caused quite a ruckus."

Lucas Edwards says, "In my mind."

OOC: Pascal123: Guess what happens when you let one do that.

[Common] ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "Of course, I helped out"

Lucas Edwards spins around dizzily!

OOC: Pascal123: They all do that, then guess what happens after.

OOC: Kevinz000: Do what

[Common] ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "We kicked the shit out of that kid"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Indeed"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I agree"

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "Good shit"

OOC: Kevinz000: Be naked, or smash windows?

Lucas Edwards says, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Lucas Edwards says, "Interesting."

OOC: Kevinz000: If they smash windows arrest/gulag them.

Lucas Edwards says, "I will have to ponder about this..."

OOC: Kevinz000: Simple as that.

Lucas Edwards hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

OOC: Brumbpo: honestly kev hit a nerve when he implied that pasc is less than ideal sec (he is)

OOC: MollyKristoph: A naked ligger is just hilarious. Smashing windows is an annoyance at the very least.

OOC: Kevinz000: Not all crimes are the same, the wiki page hasn't been updated or even considered

OOC: Kevinz000: Also

OOC: TehZombehz: Maybe Pascal has gone full Stanford Prison Experiment?

OOC: Kevinz000: OOC: Pascal123: I'm sorry, but i have no reason to believe that "Being nice" is going to make things better.

OOC: Kevinz000: This

OOC: Kevinz000: Is the problem.

OOC: Kevinz000: This. Is part of. The problem.

OOC: Pascal123: How long do you think i've been the "Nice sec". Kevinz.

OOC: Kevinz000: Part of the reason people greytide is because security is hitler 90% of the time

OOC: Kevinz000: I dunno pascal you've done the exact opposite of what I did

OOC: Brumbpo: but even if pascal is shitcurity on a consistent basis, consider that kevin has been promoted for literally requiring entire jobs to be restructured to compensated for his level of powergaming

OOC: Brumbpo: compensate*

OOC: Wilchen: >kevinz

OOC: Wilchen: >powergame

OOC: SegmentedOdin: when did that happen

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo if I also treated everyone like shit I'd be removed like Rin, YBLT, repukan, fjkrake, and many others.

OOC: AdamBlue: I mean, I remember one time I was a Chaplain with a cyborg buddy of mine, and the Warden was being a huge cunt and arresting people unfairly, so me and Borgo decided to make his life a living hell. I started playing the 'athletic' theme on the guitar while I rode atop the cyborg. We broke into the armory, kidnapped the Warden, pied him in the safe, destroyed his office, literally dismantling the entire fucking thing, spaced all of his equipment, then handcuffed him to a chair in the bar and invited the greytide to force-feed him beer until he died

OOC: Wilchen: he got outrobusted by me

OOC: MatDwarf: i'm banned from sybil because shitcurity fucked me and i fucked them back

OOC: Kevinz000: wilchen I didn't expect yhou to baton toss lmao

OOC: TehZombehz: I remember back when powergaming that hard was practically rule 0 bannable. ;)

OOC: Brumbpo: virology had to be completely rewritten

OOC: AdamBlue: and the only response by the admins was 'hey, don't kill him with booze man'

OOC: Wilchen: git gud kev

OOC: Wilchen: :^)

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo if I treated everyone like shit I'd be part of the permabanned group of powergamers.

OOC: Brumbpo: kev frankly i agree with what you're saying to pasc

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal you're doing the exact opposite of what I did

OOC: Brumbpo: i'm just pointing out that your style of play isn't exactly magnificent either

[Common] Lucas Edwards asks, "Do we got any fukken janitors on this station?"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Like damn."

OOC: Kevinz000: I used to arrest people over more minor than just "minor shit"

OOC: TehZombehz: Baton toss is still RNG, though, right?

OOC: Pascal123: There was nothing shitcurity that shift. I arrested someone for a crime. Gave them the space law book to read six times, sat through their passive aggresive jabs. Gave them audience with the Captain and Lawyer 3 times. Nobody wanted to deal with him. So i guarded the brig. Handled records, Acted as dispatch, and was the officer people PDA'd/Went to when reporting crimes.

OOC: Kevinz000: Now I feel like I'm nicer as sec and it's done more favors then "lets be 100% hitler"

OOC: Brumbpo: pascal, i've seen you gulag people for vandalism

OOC: Kevinz000: That incident that round isn't 100% bad but your attitude about it is to me

OOC: Pascal123: Afterwards, he gets one of his friends to come sting people with changeling abiltiies. Who promptly screams about validhunting when detained.

OOC: AdamBlue: I always give people the benefit of the doubt. Even then, if I'm wrong, they'll kill me last when they turn out to be a changeling.

OOC: Christ110: actually, yuki did that on their own

OOC: Brumbpo: literal graffiti

OOC: Christ110: the only thing i did was request 3 more clones

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo powergaming and being hitlersec are different.

Maxwell Watkill has grabbed Norbit passively!

Norbit screeches.

OOC: Christ110: after 2 were already given to me

[Common] Cosmo Coon asks, "Borg where are you?"

OOC: Christ110: so i could have a full cell of hits clones

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator states, "In the escape hall"

Maxwell Watkill has knocked out Norbit!

Maxwell Watkill has attempted to punch Norbit!

OOC: Kevinz000: Now, I've went from "hitler security 100% of the time" to "actually tolerable"

OOC: Kevinz000: You've done the exact opposite

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Gage Linton has signed up as Shaft Miner"

OOC: Pascal123: You know what, fuck it.

OOC: Kevinz000: And it hurts because you've now become of the reason greytide exists.

You buckle yourself to the chair.

OOC: TehZombehz: I stung monkies, Pascal.

OOC: Pascal123: Do it. Kevinz, make this place great again. I'm done.

OOC: TehZombehz: Except for you. ;)

OOC: TehZombehz: I wanted to make you part of a Skylar Haram.

OOC: Kevinz000: zombehz aieet read wgw over radio with my name ;-;

OOC: TehZombehz: But the valids. :/

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

OOC: Pascal123: I'm going to VG.

OOC: TehZombehz: Well, it was funny!

OOC: Kevinz000: Wew, ok.

OOC: Kevinz000: Have fun with Rin Kaenbyou.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Roman M. Qrr has signed up as Assistant"

OOC: MollyKristoph: Wow.

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

OOC: Christ110: wasnt rin banned tho?

OOC: Christ110: from vg

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

OOC: Kevinz000: If your attitude about getting critisized for being space hitler is lets go to VG I guess you'll make friends with Rin really well.

OOC: Kevinz000: And yes, Rin is perma'd from VG, I forgot

OOC: Kevinz000: Now theyr'e on baystation.

OOC: Brumbpo: pascal, you play like a real cop

OOC: TehZombehz: I wonder if chill Rin on bay is fun to hang around?

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I can hear my own voice echo down the hallways."

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Janitor to arivals. Puke everywhere"

OOC: Christ110: rin says they've chilled out

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo my problem with it is this is a game, not IRL

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "This is too quiet."

OOC: Christ110: tbh, if they appealed for tg, i would want them back

OOC: Kevinz000: IRL if someone's doing crimes you don't ignore it but at the end of the game, it's just a game.

OOC: Pascal123: That's what sets me aside from the silent grunt that just stuns and throws you in a cell.

OOC: Kevinz000: Consider it that everyoen around you are players.

OOC: MollyKristoph: I...wow, yanno? I went over there to check it out due to the airpump + catears drama, and I...I just can't into that codebase.

OOC: Pascal123: But apparently that's being hitler. So yeah.

OOC: Kevinz000: And that at the end of the day we're a lowRP server.

OOC: Pascal123: Shrug.

OOC: Kevinz000: Yes, I'm using that for reasoning, we're lowRP, space law is not enforced

OOC: Kevinz000: That encourages greytiding because lowRP but it also allows for security to be more fun than just "If I don't enforce the law to the letter admins will get on my ass"

OOC: TehZombehz: VG is a little crazier, right?

OOC: Kevinz000: Molly what

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Goddamnit."

OOC: Kevinz000: molly

OOC: Kevinz000: what

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I'm cleanin' this shit myself."

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Yaya?"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Yaya?"

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

OOC: Kevinz000: catears and airpumps are TG drama pieces.

OOC: Kevinz000: Airpumps because people are getting hypercaps too easily

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

OOC: Kevinz000: And catears because goofball being a dip

OOC: SegmentedOdin: vg has a bit more RP, and they enforce space law on the sec

OOC: SegmentedOdin: so they don't go full Hitler as much

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Do we have a HoS? I wanna be a janitor."

OOC: Brumbpo: pasc, i didn't mean "you play sec like a real cop" as a compliment

OOC: SegmentedOdin: but they have less game mods

OOC: TehZombehz: Do they actually enforce RP?

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo: Yeah, this is a game

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Not really enforce it, but people are more willing to engage

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "OR ELSE"

[Common] Lucas Edwards yells, "OR ELSE CLOWN!!"

OOC: Kevinz000: Being "a real cop" isn't necessarily the way to go

OOC: Kevinz000: =|

OOC: MollyKristoph: Oh, I'm still butthurt about portable air pumps and the catears thing, like I would love to see LZI and goof gitbanned and removed from any authority positions type butthurt about it, so I went to go look at VG.

OOC: TehZombehz: :thinking emoji:

You hug Roman M. Qrr to make him feel better!

OOC: MatDwarf: i got arrested for standing in front of security once

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Though they do have their own validhunters like Ghlor

OOC: Christ110: catears is meh

OOC: Kevinz000: >Ghlor

OOC: Kevinz000: lmao

OOC: Christ110: but the porta-pumps

OOC: Kevinz000: VG is baycode.

OOC: Christ110: OI

OOC: Christ110: I WANT MY PUMPIES BACK

OOC: MollyKristoph: I noticed.

OOC: Brumbpo: i meant he uses excessive punishment whenever possible on people he knows are relatively harmless

OOC: MollyKristoph: baycode = gaycode

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

Lucas Edwards begins to clean the floor with the soap...

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "CLOWN"

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

OOC: Kevinz000: yep

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I SWEAR TO GOD"

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

Lucas Edwards says, "Hits."

Lucas Edwards exclaims, "Come!"

Lucas Edwards has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Ok"

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

Lucas Edwards attempted to disarm ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

Lucas Edwards has disarmed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT throws up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT vomits on the floor!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Wait, letsss break into the janitor'sss office"

OOC: TehZombehz: I'm starting to wonder why I still play here if even VG has more people willing to roleplay. :v

OOC: SegmentedOdin: it's not that bad

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And sssteal their cart"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tony Abbott has signed up as Detective"

OOC: SegmentedOdin: ZAS is fucking hilarious compared to LINDA

Lucas Edwards says, "GIMME THAT SHIT CLOWN"

Lucas Edwards has thrown PDA-ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT (Clown).

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT has been hit by PDA-ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT (Clown).

Lucas Edwards tries to remove ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT's Giggles von Honkerton.

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT passively!

OOC: TehZombehz: I have this ill-informed assumption that it was a messy codebase/server.

Lucas Edwards says, "HAND IT OVER"

You shake ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT trying to get him up!

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT hugs Hits-The-Wizard to make him feel better!

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown PDA-ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT (Clown).

ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "``HONK"

You shake ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT trying to get him up!

OOC: MollyKristoph: hence my considering forking something off of TG for my own nefarious purpouses, with blackjack and hookers and shit, but it'll probably result in me doing jack-all and coming back here.

Hits-The-Wizard attempted to disarm ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

You try to remove the light tube, but you burn your hand on it!

OOC: Limski: Hi

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I can't count the number of times I killed myself by breaking a window, then the pressure slaming me into a grille until I died

Hits-The-Wizard has disarmed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

OOC: Pascal123: I could've left a long time ago but held on to some hope about this server.

OOC: Kevinz000: /apparently there's a toggle in the code I can flip to enable ZAS style decomp/

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "THAT SHIT'S MINE NOW CLOWN"

Hits-The-Wizard has pushed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "NO MORE VOMIT"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "YOU FLY FUCK"

OOC: Kevinz000: What hope?

OOC: Limski: Why do we still have goonchat?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: because goof is the buttbody of the maintainers

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal harrassing people over the most minor shit that doesn't disturb anyone to a reasonable degree is not the hope of the server

OOC: MollyKristoph: Because goonchat > byondchat

[Common] Vircan Hertik exclaims, "WHO DE FUCK DESTROYED DE AUTOLATHE!"

[Common] Lucas Edwards asks, "WE GOT ANY ROBOTICISTS?"

OOC: Kevinz000: I could argue that people who play security similar to Luke Cox are the people who are killing it and making it into hippiestation.

OOC: Kevinz000: Same for shitters who greytide.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: kevinz you should enable ZAS for a day

[Common] Aire Lycoris says, "Yeah, just me though... Sorry."

OOC: SegmentedOdin: it would be great

OOC: Pascal123: Explain to me the people who wanted him killed.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "CLEANBOTS PLEASE"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "AND SO MANY OF THEM"

OOC: Kevinz000: Sure minor IC crime is a thing but people who repeatedly greytide are worse than shitsec.

OOC: Pascal123: It was as much for his protection as it was enforcing the law.

[Common] Aire Lycoris says, "In the middle of something, but that was the plan."

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I remember I once opened Botany to rescue someone, but there was like a 200 kPa dfference

OOC: MollyKristoph: I say it's a two part issue. actual played community is a big part of it.

[Common] Siserith Vassada says, "Whats with the vomit"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I am honestly mentally scarred by this vomit."

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal, your'e reasonably robust, I don't think it's too much for you if you don't do that.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: So I flew across the room, slammed into a hydro tank, and had a locker slam into me and crush my ribs

OOC: SegmentedOdin: and I bled out slowly

[Common] ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT buzzes, "There IS a lot of it"

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Need a security escort from sci to mining."

OOC: Kevinz000: The theory here is that assistants are spurred into greytiding by shitsec

OOC: Pascal123: This has nothing to fucking do.

OOC: Kevinz000: with what

OOC: Pascal123: With last shift's screeching about validhunting while transform stinging people in the hallways.

OOC: Pascal123: Blatantly refusing to just put on a damned jumpsuit.

OOC: MollyKristoph: some graytide is inspired by shitcurity, some graytide is just because shitters gonna shit their huggies

OOC: Kevinz000: ^

OOC: Kevinz000: the second kind needs gulag the first kind is a product of our own shit.

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal how many people even complained to you about it?

 That's a suspicious looking deck of cards.

A deck of space-grade playing cards. They seem unusually rigid.

It is a small item.

OOC: Pascal123: Three.

OOC: Kevinz000: because all I see is you walking up and shooting Hits.

You pick up the deck.

You put the suspicious looking deck of cards into the dufflebag.

You draw a card from the deck.

OOC: Kevinz000: PDA?

You add the card to the bottom of the deck.

OOC: MollyKristoph: In the former, let the gods sort them out. In the latter, well, the gods generally do sort them out

You pick up the deck.

You shuffle the deck.

You draw a card from the deck.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has been hit by the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has been hit by the card.

You check yourself for injuries.

         Your chest is bruised.

         Your head is OK.

         Your left arm is numb.

         Your right arm is OK.

         Your right leg is bruised.

         Your left leg is OK.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has been hit by the card.

OOC: Pascal123: I gave him a request to put on a jumpsuit beforehand.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has been hit by the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the card.

Hits-The-Wizard has been hit by the card.

You add the card to the bottom of the deck.

You put the suspicious looking deck of cards into the dufflebag.

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "AI open door"

OOC: Christ110: he pointed at me and yelled "clothes"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Pfft"

[Common] Lucas Edwards asks, "You think we have an AI at this hour?"

OOC: Christ110: an officer nearby attempted to arrest me

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Damn"

OOC: Pascal123: I brigged him and told him to wear it, he refused, got a lawyer. Lawyer said no. Asked for captain, captain said no. Asked for them 2 more times, they said no. I read him the book. I gave him the book. We went over it seven times.

OOC: Kevinz000: really pascal I think that you're overreacting to a dumb fucking forum thread.

OOC: Christ110: 2 non-officers nearby me attempted to stop my arrest

Siserith Vassada says, "The hell happened to you"

OOC: Pascal123: And during this time all he had to do was put on a jumpsuit.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Nothing much really"

OOC: Pascal123: A fucking.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I found a deck of cardsss"

Roman M. Qrr asks, "Sorry. Do we have a HoP?"

OOC: Pascal123: Jumpsuit.

Siserith Vassada has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And had sssome fun"

OOC: TehZombehz: You kinda kept him in the brig the entire shift...

OOC: Pascal123: One click, gone.

Siserith Vassada attempts to force Hits-The-Wizard to apply the brute patch.

OOC: Brumbpo: now that my ping's back below 7000 imma chip back in

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thank you, mr vasssada"

Siserith Vassada forces Hits-The-Wizard to apply the brute patch.

You feel your bruises healing! It stings like hell!

Hits-The-Wizard screams.

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

Siserith Vassada attempts to force Hits-The-Wizard to apply the brute patch.

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

Siserith Vassada forces Hits-The-Wizard to apply the brute patch.

You feel your bruises healing! It stings like hell!

Hits-The-Wizard screams.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You have a nice day, sssir."

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

Siserith Vassada attempts to force Hits-The-Wizard to apply the burn patch.

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

You hug Siserith Vassada to make him feel better!

Siserith Vassada forces Hits-The-Wizard to apply the burn patch.

You feel your burns healing! It stings like hell!

Hits-The-Wizard screams.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Hits."

Siserith Vassada says, "You too crewman, have a productive shift."

[Common] Lucas Edwards exclaims, "Break into the janitor's closet for me!"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal, you're overreacting to a dumb forum thread

OOC: SegmentedOdin: But yeah, Zombehz, you should give vg a try. The differences will make you appreciate tg more.

OOC: Pascal123: And he was bragging about evading an arrest for the same shit, too.

OOC: Kevinz000: Also

OOC: Kevinz000: I've just noticed that Htis is the one

OOC: Brumbpo: It's certainly easy to see how pasc's ...style of security play isn't the change he wants to see

OOC: Kevinz000: who made the forum thread in question

OOC: Christ110: ehh

OOC: Kevinz000: You .Are. Overreacting.

 *beep*

OOC: TehZombehz: He probably just does it now to wrustle people's jimmies over pixelated not-really-nudity in this imperfect game with imperfect people.

OOC: Christ110: we were talking in a discord

OOC: Christ110: about creating a thred

OOC: Christ110: and pascal seemed to be having trouble

OOC: Christ110:

OOC: Limski: Hello why is OOC on fire?

OOC: Kevinz000: Why do you care that much about a policy discussion thread?

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I don't even know what Hits does. I usually just see him riding LIZ

OOC: Christ110: so i went and made it quickly

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "Do we have an AI?"

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "Ai-chan?"

OOC: Christ110: LIZ is nice

OOC: Brumbpo: but my impassioned plea is like, kev, please consider the impact you've singlehandedly had on how people play here

OOC: SegmentedOdin: LIZ hasn't play borg since the voice analyzer nerf I think

 *beep*

 Message from Lucas Edwards (Assistant), "break into da janitor's closet" (Reply)

OOC: Kevinz000: brumbpo: Yes, I got overpowered things nerfed sooner rather than later.

 *beep*

 Message from Lucas Edwards (Assistant), "we're skrubbin tonight" (Reply)

OOC: Pascal123: He runs around naked. Gets arrested, rips his clothes off again regardless. Starts trying to lawyer his way around wearing clothes, sometimes evades arrests, often results in a manhunt if he's not brigged.

OOC: MollyKristoph: Here's the impact Kevinz has had on me;

OOC: Brumbpo: you're a talented player no doubt, but you were almost like a space station speedrunner

You put the screwdriver into the dufflebag.

OOC: MollyKristoph: I think generally positive, nice things about Kevinz.

OOC: Kevinz000: Brumbpo I won't say that I wasn't just as shit while playing sec back then

OOC: Wilchen: thighlar

OOC: MollyKristoph: OH YEAH, THAT WAS THE OTHER THING I'M BUTTHURT ABOUT

[Common] Lucas Edwards yells, "R&D!!"

OOC: MollyKristoph: THE VOICE MODULE THING

Lucas Edwards says, "We need"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "BORG"

OOC: Kevinz000: But the point is I've seen that not being this way is more beneficial than being this way

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Im looking for am ultitool"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "COME BACK"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Borgi"

OOC: Kevinz000: what

Lucas Edwards says, "Borg"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Pleassse"

Lucas Edwards says, "We need"

OOC: Kevinz000: that wasn't my fault btw

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "To the janitorsss office"

Lucas Edwards says, "A floor buffer upgrade"

Lucas Edwards says, "Wait"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I need the janicart"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "To clean up thisss messs"

Adaptive Manipulator has grabbed Hits-The-Wizard passively!

Lucas Edwards says, "We need a floor buffer upgrade borgo"

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

OOC: MollyKristoph: I know.

OOC: TehZombehz: >Borgs having fun with feature >Coders notice >BORGS OP BUSTED AGAIN DELET SILICONS

You buckle yourself to Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: Brumbpo: now we have players like klara who will murder the captain in extended and wear his clothes because theyre shiny

OOC: Brumbpo: i'm glad you've come around kev

Hits-The-Wizard resists against Adaptive Manipulator's grip!

You unbuckle yourself from Adaptive Manipulator.

Lucas Edwards says, "Borg."

OOC: Pascal123: And quite frankly i find you guys getting on my back over arresting a guy who couldn't put clothes on for five seconds to get out of the brig followed by detaining a changeling disgusting.

OOC: MollyKristoph: I was just screeching out the three things that have me butthurt.

You buckle yourself to the janicart (pimpin' ride).

Lucas Edwards says, "Can you make us a floor buffer upgrade from R&D"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Off we go"

Lucas Edwards asks, "And pull it here?"

Adaptive Manipulator states, "Sure"

OOC: TehZombehz: Show me the direct line that links kevinz and those actions and maybe I'll give it more merit.

Aire Lycoris refills her welding tool.

OOC: Brumbpo: pascal please stop dragging us through your poor choices in a hundred wasted sec rounds

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sniffs-his-Claw has signed up as Cook"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal it's not about thati t's you saying you've changed from "fun and chill sec" to this way "because of the community and the thread"

Lucas Edwards says, "Okay Hits"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Ya?"

OOC: Brumbpo: zombehz, i'm not saying kev's to blame for klara, just that the culture has really changed here

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I don't know why coders hate Silicons anyways

Lucas Edwards says, "You take the janicart and buffer upgrade"

OOC: Kevinz000: Why. Would youe ver change that way. Because "of the community"

OOC: MollyKristoph: Pascal...do you need a hug?

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Ok"

OOC: Pascal123: Everyone in the thread says kill them. I won't do that.

OOC: Kevinz000: brumbpo why do you think I'm on bagil

OOC: SegmentedOdin: We should really add Secborgs back in

Lucas Edwards says, "I'm gonna start tossing gcleaner grenades everywhere"

Lucas Edwards says, "The borg's gettin the upgrade I think"

OOC: Pascal123: The community is full of greytiders. Look at ForcefulCJS.

OOC: TehZombehz: I'm not sure if it changed or if it just became more extreme.

OOC: Kevinz000: The answer is I'm sick of dealing with people like klara every fucking round on sybil

[Common] Lucas Edwards exclaims, "Borgo!"

OOC: Wilchen: fyi

OOC: Pascal123: There are lots of them.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Status update"

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm sick of permaing the same people for the same things every single round

OOC: Wilchen: you can technically be a khajit now

OOC: TehZombehz: Gosh Pascal, learn to have a little fun. :^)

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hey mr vasssada"

OOC: Kevinz000: And then sybil came to bagi land now it's the same fucking thing again.

OOC: Brumbpo: they're not being dealt with either

OOC: Wilchen: just remove lizard tail and attach cat tail

Lucas Edwards has thrown the cleaner grenade.

[Common] Sniffs-his-Claw asks, "There isss puke everywhere at arrivalsss... isss there a fly perssson on board?"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Apologiesss for breaking into the clossset"

OOC: MollyKristoph: Allegedly on the Sillycones front, "REEEE MUH SPESSLOOB N ESORD ROGUEBORGZ"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

OOC: Kevinz000: If you want to play sec this way

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

OOC: Kevinz000: Why not try sybil

OOC: Kevinz000: LAwless wasteland, no one will complain

OOC: Pascal123: I have, they're worse.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Apparently there were conflict with Secborgs and Silicon Law, but I don't see how

OOC: TehZombehz: Look at it as a challenge, pascal.

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal you have to understand that not everyone deserves the same treatment.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: VG can handle Secborgs, shit they even have borgs specifically designed to kill fuckers.

OOC: Brumbpo: why not try hippie honestly

OOC: MollyKristoph: Secborgs inherently harm or some shit.

OOC: Kevinz000: Hits being naked is very, very different than a greyshit breaking a window.

You upgrade the janicart (pimpin' ride) with the floor buffer.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Thanksss borgi"

OOC: Siserith: whats this fourm everyone is talking about

OOC: Pascal123: Kevinz.

OOC: Kevinz000: segmentedodin: bay has combat borgs iwth hitscan pulse rifles whe nemagged.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You've prevented human harm"

OOC: Pascal123: What do you not understand.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "By allowing me to clean the ssstationt"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Skyjack has signed up as Security Officer"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And preventing deadly dissseasssesss"

You pet Adaptive Manipulator.

OOC: Pascal123: In him having a very simple one click way out of the brig.

OOC: Kevinz000: about what?

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Good job"

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Yeah, the combat borgs. They are pretty fun vs. Xenos

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

OOC: Pascal123: And not using it.

OOC: MollyKristoph: An obscure phpforum that the coders think everyone knows about but few people do

OOC: Pascal123: Here's another thing.

OOC: Pascal123: He had over 7 ways to escape.

OOC: TehZombehz: >People not doing what I want them to >Throw massive hissy fit and detain person for entire round >????

OOC: Kevinz000: It's not "If he just puts on a jumpsuit" it's "Why are you playing this way because of a forum thread"

OOC: Pascal123: I left the door open for him a couple times.

[Common] Lucas Edwards exclaims, "Hits!"

Mat Perkins has grabbed Tony Abbott passively!

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

Cosmo Coon puts the bluespace rapid part exchange device into the science backpack.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Status update."

OOC: Kevinz000: No.

OOC: Christ110: im not an antag

OOC: Kevinz000: Unless you LET THEM OUT

OOC: Pascal123: He *literally* stayed there on his own volition. Making a legal doctrine over it.

OOC: Christ110: im not gonna run out

OOC: Kevinz000: It's not-

OOC: Siserith: what the fuck are you guys talking about, what is this fourm post

OOC: SegmentedOdin: also there are ways to shut down borgs for a reason, them having hitscans isn't that bad.

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal why would he run out?

OOC: MollyKristoph: I really can't be arsed to keep track of it, and then I get broadsided by whatever idiotic coder idea is getting merged at LZI's initial request a day later

OOC: Kevinz000: Running out of your cell at the first oppertunity

OOC: Kevinz000: Is the sign of a greyshit.

[Common] Sniffs-his-Claw asks, "Borg, or AI, if we have one, would you mind unbolting my doorsss to the kitchen?"

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator states, "Sure"

OOC: TehZombehz: He could have also proceeded to disarm spam you.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I have yet to see Iz implement anything worthwhile

OOC: Kevinz000: Yes he could of fought back/ran

Lucas Edwards says, "Shit"

OOC: Kevinz000: Why would he

OOC: Kevinz000: He doesn't mean harm

Lucas Edwards yells, "I'm outta space cleaner!!"

OOC: Pascal123: He stood there trying to lawyer his way around wearing clothes.

OOC: TehZombehz: But oh gosh golly jee he didn't obey my words. :(

OOC: Datomega: Running out of cell/disarming a sec officer is a great way to just get immediately murdered

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Is there"

[Common] Lucas Edwards asks, "A chemist?"

[Common] Lucas Edwards asks, "In?"

OOC: TehZombehz: He probably was roleplaying it and it was probably kinda funny.

OOC: Pascal123: Around wearing fucking clothes for five seconds to be released on a 2D Spaceman simulator.

OOC: Datomega: and when that happens, the person is just gonna start tiding because "goddamn shitsec"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal you left him in a cell and you sat there watching how can you blame him for not walking out of his cell when you opened the door?

Sniffs-his-Claw hisses, "If you went ungineering"

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Sec. Traitor just spoke to me. Said he wants to do something with the shutle."

OOC: Kevinz000: How was he to know you were letting him out?

OOC: Pascal123: I stood there talking to him throughout the shift.

OOC: Limski: The best way to deal with greyshirts is to send them to the gulag and hope they die

OOC: MollyKristoph: Man, if sec had more of that notion, I'd probably roll ligger just to go naked for the shift

OOC: Kevinz000: OR if you ewre making a mistake?

OOC: Pascal123: While also giving him means of leaving.

OOC: Pascal123: Fuck me for not wanting him to be bored, right?

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "Any people around?"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal how would he know whether you were baiting him into more charges opr letting them go unless you give him context?

[Common] Maxwell Watkill says, "That want uh"

Cleanbot begins to clean up the vomit.

[Common] Maxwell Watkill says, "To do"

OOC: Pascal123: Should've locked him in and left.

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "An experiment?"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Hmm you remind me of my friend Maxwell Vill."

[Common] Maxwell Watkill says, "Newp."

OOC: Brumbpo: he's slightly resisting, shoot him to death!!

[Common] Maxwell Watkill says, "No relation."

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Hmmm..."

OOC: Brumbpo: pascal i'll never forget when you gulagged one of my shitty clown characters for writing on the floor in crayon

OOC: Brumbpo: real gulag, too, and you didnt issue me an ID

OOC: Pascal123: You're Clown?

OOC: Kevinz000: Be the change you want to see.

The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Hands down the best seed selection on the station!"

OOC: Siserith: can i have a link to this fourm post?

OOC: Pascal123: You're genuine shit, sorry buddy.

OOC: Mrbobcake: damn

OOC: Mrbobcake: that was a bit harsh

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal why would you change your playstyle

OOC: Kevinz000: If you know you're in the right

OOC: Kevinz000: ?

ClothesMate beeps, "Why leave style up to fate? Use the ClothesMate!"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Clean that shit good Hits."

OOC: Pascal123: Because being chill sec just means you get trampled over.

OOC: TehZombehz: Pascal can't be incorrect.

[Common] Lucas Edwards yells, "I'm outta cleaner stuff!!"

OOC: TehZombehz: IT's illegal.

OOC: Kevinz000: If you KNOW you're in the right (Being fun and not just being a robocop secborg) why

OOC: Kevinz000: would you change?

OOC: MollyKristoph: Pascal...I get the feeling that you could use a hug right now.

OOC: Kevinz000: So

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Asher Kaur has signed up as Warden"

OOC: Kevinz000: Take out the people who trample you

OOC: Kevinz000: That's what I do now

OOC: Pascal123: I don't need hugs.

OOC: Kevinz000: I don't arrest everyoen for minor shit

OOC: Kevinz000: But if someone is being a shitter they can eat a gulag sentence.

OOC: MollyKristoph: That's the pain talking, Pascal.

OOC: Kevinz000: So far I haven't polarized every greytider.

OOC: Pascal123: This mob mentality is more irritating then convincing.

OOC: Kevinz000: Adn yeah Pascal Molly's kinda right on this.

[Common] Anthony Leland yells, "COCKSUCKER!!"

OOC: Kevinz000: you're overreacting to a forum thread

OOC: Kevinz000: People enjoyed the way you played sec before

OOC: Kevinz000: Why would you change it because of the greytide?

OOC: Pascal123: If it was just Kevinz talking without peanut postage on the side from "Validhunter Screecher" and "Shitter clown" i'd actually be convinced.

OOC: MollyKristoph: It's OK, it's only a notional hug. No contact necessary.

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Everett Thomlinson has signed up as Curator"

OOC: Kevinz000: If you change your playstyle because of the greytide

OOC: Kevinz000: They've won.

OOC: Limski: Yes please don't change because people are having fun on your expense :^)

The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"

OOC: Pascal123: I know that. Kevinz.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "AH GOD."

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "HITS."

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I NEED BACKUP AT THE BRIG."

OOC: Pascal123: But for the love of fuck.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "EGAD."

OOC: Kevinz000: Limski fuck over those who fuck with you then

OOC: Pascal123: I have limits, too.

OOC: Brumbpo: sorry pasc but from where i'm standing it looks like a combination of a bad playstyle and a bad temper

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tam Lin has signed up as Shaft Miner"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "I'M 'BOUT TO THROW UP ALSO."

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "SSSorry clownd"

*---------*
This is ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!
He is wearing  a clown suit.
He has  Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding  a mechanical toolbox in his left hand.
He has  PDA-ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing  some clown shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT's ID Card (Clown).
He is quite chubby.
*---------*

You put the key into the dufflebag.

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: From where I'm standing it looks like a perfectly good player has broken

[Common] Everett Thomlinson asks, "Where's the power?"

OOC: Brumbpo: you can't seem to take criticism without lashing out with the personal attacks

OOC: Kevinz000: because of shitters in the community who don't know when to stop.

OOC: MollyKristoph: The hug is still on offer, or at least the notion of one.

OOC: Pascal123: Do you, or do you not play Clown.

You feel sluggish.

Cosmo Coon has thrown the bluespace rapid part exchange device.

OOC: Brumbpo: i play clown maybe twice a month

OOC: MollyKristoph: they play what makes them happy, Pascal.

OOC: Kevinz000: Look Pascal, from what I can see it's you finally breaking because the greytide was too shit

OOC: Brumbpo: i was describing an incident quite a while back

OOC: Pascal123: I mean "Clown" clown.

OOC: TehZombehz: I will take the hug.

OOC: Kevinz000: fun fact one of the peoplw ho plays "Clown" clown

OOC: Kevinz000: is an admin

OOC: Christ110: zombehz needs it

OOC: MollyKristoph: tits or gtfo zombehz

OOC: Kevinz000: not the only though iirc.

OOC: Kevinz000: WEW

OOC: Kevinz000: *hugs Zombehz*

OOC: Pascal123: Kevinz they're garbage.

OOC: Christ110: dont be mean to zombehz

OOC: Kevinz000: look the point is maybe it's time to take a break if you're that insulted by the greytide

Lucas Edwards says, "GOOD WORK HITS."

OOC: Christ110: zombehz is gold

Lucas Edwards says, "WE'RE KILLING 'EM."

OOC: Pascal123: Literally slipping and disrupting arrests, complaining about metagrudge when they get gulagged for it then suicide.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands exclaims, "WIRE TEH SOLARS YOU LAZY BUM!"

OOC: Kevinz000: my recommendation is to atleast look at my playstyle right now

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Hey wait a second..."

OOC: Kevinz000: If someone is a pieceo f shit, gulag them

OOC: Kevinz000: Otherwise, why care about minor things

OOC: MollyKristoph: sorry, I can't help myself in some regards. Autistically shouting oldmemes like that is a symptom of my weakness.

OOC: Kevinz000: You're not here to enforce the law to the letter when it's a suggestion you're here to improve the ruond experience

[Common] Mat Perkins asks, "Do we not have engineering at all?"

Inspector Johnson declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Nope."

OOC: Kevinz000: at the end of the day it's about the experience.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Break into engi"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Get gloves"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Wire solars"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Profit"

OOC: Kevinz000: But yeah, you should probably take a break from SS13 as it seriously sounds like the greyshits got to you

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Wire solars lazy bums"

OOC: Brumbpo: pascal, remember when you executed two heads on the slight suspicion they were lings?

OOC: Datomega: If you do something a sec and it ruins a player's time without making another's better (or progressing the round)

OOC: Kevinz000: You used to be fun to play with, now I just see you getting mad at people and it sticking ti you, this is not good.

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "Wire s lz bum"

OOC: Datomega: you're probably just being a dick

Tony Abbott says, "Well, cya mate"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

HELP WE ARE DROWNING IN VOMIT.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


OOC: Kevinz000: Don't let SS13 get the better of you or change you

OOC: Brumbpo: and they weren't, and the greytide had to arrest you and you wouldn't stop crying?

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "RECALL"

[Common] Vircan Hertik says, "RECALL"

OOC: Pascal123: I never execute on slight suspicion.

[Common] Vircan Hertik says, "RECALL"

[Common] Everett Thomlinson says, "NO"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands exclaims, "NOT AN EMENGERCY!"

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Recall"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I'VE CLEANED MOSSST OF IT"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "I'VE CLEANED MOSSST OF IT"

[Common] Cosmo Coon says, "Recall you fuckings hti"

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Call janitor ERT"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands yells, "NOT AN EMENGERCY!!"

[Common] Vircan Hertik exclaims, "FUCKING REALL THAT DUM!"

OOC: Pascal123: At this point you're just pulling things out of your ass. Brumpbo.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands exclaims, "CALL THE NANOTRASEN JANITOR!"

[Common] Lucas Edwards says, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal I get mad as fuck over things as sec but I mostly drop it by round end, I never let it stick and let it change the way I play.

OOC: Brumbpo: well i distinctly remember having to put you into a cage because you murdered two of your fellow human heads

[Common] Cosmo Coon says, "Dont worry, I will recall"

[Common] Aire Lycoris says, "There should be plently of cleanbots around..."

[Common] Lucas Edwards yells, "WE ACTUALLY JUST CLEANED ALL THE VOMIT!!"

OOC: Brumbpo: and it wasn't fun

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "Recall dumbass"

OOC: Kevinz000: You should do that too, you'll enjoy the game more, others will enjoy playing with you more

[Common] Lucas Edwards yells, "YOU UNAPPRECIATE FUCKS!!"

OOC: Limski: But yeah we gotta admit that our definition of "minor ic crime" is too broad

OOC: Kevinz000: yeah limski

OOC: Kevinz000: like

OOC: Pascal123: Yeah, pulling things out of your ass. Buddy.

OOC: Kevinz000: some actions are plain detrimental to everyone around you

OOC: Kevinz000: osme things like hits.. really doesn't hurt

OOC: Pascal123: Either that or you're mistaken as of who i am.

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

Lucas Edwards exclaims, "Clownie!"

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: and at the end of the day a security player who is playing it right will tell the difference and react accordingly, not liek this.

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Everett Thomlinson tries to remove ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT's PDA-ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT (Clown).

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

You hug ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards has pushed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT!

Lucas Edwards shakes ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT trying to get him up!

OOC: Kevinz000: Space law used to be rigid

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

Lucas Edwards hugs ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: I've had the fucking server host ride me on that stuff.

OOC: Brumbpo: no, really, pascal. you're sloan, right? sloan absolutely killed half of the heads on a whim because they 'might be lings'

OOC: Kevinz000: it's not anymore and you should take advantage of it for the betterment of others.

OOC: Pascal123: No, i'm not.

OOC: Kevinz000: no

OOC: Kevinz000: he's betrays the kins.

OOC: Kevinz000: edward sloan is beesting12

OOC: Kevinz000: (Who is now an ADMINCANDIDATE)

OOC: Kevinz000: (WEW)

The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should."

OOC: AdamBlue: Can I be admin? :^ )

OOC: Kevinz000: sloan cox is atlanta-ned but they play sybil

OOC: Wilchen: sloan is coolguy

OOC: Kevinz000: who is an admin too

Hits-The-Wizard Waves.

OOC: MollyKristoph: Jegus, Betrays? Wow, what the hell, man.

Cosmo Coon says, "Out"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hey"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hey"

OOC: Pascal123: What.

OOC: MollyKristoph: Who hurt you, Pascal.

OOC: Kevinz000: I don't like the way Beesting secs but I guess he isn't that shit.

OOC: TehZombehz: If I pay 50 dollhairs can me become badmin?

OOC: Brumbpo: my bad for comparing you to sloan, pascal. but betrays is still shitsec


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


OOC: Pascal123: The people lynch mobbing me over detaining a blatant changeling and arresting someone when told to do something.

OOC: Pascal123: Followed by Kevinz trying to call me shit, basically.

OOC: Brumbpo: you're not QUITE as bad as sloan, pascal, i take it back

OOC: Pascal123: And Brumpbo mistaking me for someone else and calling me shitsec.

Hits-The-Wizard has grabbed ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT passively!

OOC: Brumbpo: i just had a mixup

Roman M. Qrr says, "Said he wanted to blow shuttle or something"

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal do not let the greytide change you if you know you are right.

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "CALL THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE"

OOC: Kevinz000: It's not helping you, it's not helping anyone who has to interact with you (or wants to, if you're nice.)

[Common] Sherrie Williams asks, "Why?"

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Well, it was called before"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert

The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "For a stupid reason"

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Good job janitor."

OOC: Kevinz000: also it's not letting people walk over you if you play nicesec, it's not the same as "lets not do our job!"

OOC: Brumbpo: permabrig exists

Hits-The-Wizard buckles ITS LIKE AUSCHWITZ BUT WITH MORE VOMIT to the bed!

OOC: Pascal123: I get people complaining i'm too lenient.

OOC: Pascal123: I get people complaining i'm too serious.

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

OOC: Kevinz000: TG

OOC: Kevinz000: is a server

OOC: Pascal123: At this point i just nullify it all.

OOC: Kevinz000: with hunderds of people frequenting every day

OOC: Kevinz000: Do you really think you can appease every single person.

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "WHO THE FUCK ELSE NEED POWER?"

Attention:
Captain William Schneider on deck!


The Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"

OOC: TehZombehz: It's true.

OOC: Christ110: you're gonna find someone that says what you did to me last round wasnt enough

OOC: Kevinz000: If you main sec

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "William Schneider has signed up as Captain"

[Common] William Schneider says, "Hello everyone, I'm william schinckerdoodle"

OOC: Kevinz000: christ110 like the other officer who wasn't wilchen who started screeching ligger.

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "Rd emagged the supply console"

OOC: Kevinz000: Aynwyas

OOC: Christ110: you're gonna find someone that says you should just round-start execute me

OOC: Pascal123: No matter what someones gonna call me shit.

OOC: Kevinz000: If you main sec

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jaxon Wentzel has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Finally"

OOC: Kevinz000: You have to accept

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "How does someone say that"

OOC: Kevinz000: That you will get screeched at

OOC: MollyKristoph: Be a nazi during highpop(they love it,) chill out and grab some spacedrugs from botany after midnight central US time

OOC: TehZombehz: Try not to take the game and the people in it too seriously.

OOC: Kevinz000: You will never make 100% of the server happy

OOC: Kevinz000: Welcome to the internet.

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

OOC: Pascal123: It's just irksome when no matter what.

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

OOC: Christ110: its called the "internet hate machine" for a reason

OOC: Pascal123: The end result is the same, you're shit and you have to deal with people in OOC calling you it.

Maxwell Watkill puts the dropper into the backpack.

[Common] Vircan Hertik says, "Get pranked."

OOC: Kevinz000: I dunno I've went through 2 years of people telling me I'm too rude because I valided every fucking antag in sybil.

You hug Roman M. Qrr to make him feel better!

You hug Roman M. Qrr to make him feel better!

You hug Roman M. Qrr to make him feel better!

OOC: Kevinz000: I changed, but not because of that.

OOC: Pascal123: I'm not that disensitized.

OOC: Pascal123: I give a damn.

Gage Linton says, "God damn lube."

OOC: Kevinz000: I dunno I'm disappointed a good sec player who is fair and nice who people like to interact with broke because of a few people ruining it for everyone

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "Someone help. I think Vircan wants to kill me."

OOC: Siserith: you still valid every antag

OOC: Pascal123: Even if i know that no matter what people are gonna call me shit, it's discouraging.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Wire the solars"

OOC: Kevinz000: So my suggestion to you is be shit to people who actually deserve it, not everyone

OOC: Kevinz000: Siserith: With good reason.

Sherrie Williams composts the ambrosia gaia branch, spreading it through the hydroponics tray.

OOC: Pascal123: I really don't. Siserith.

Sherrie Williams composts the ambrosia gaia branch, spreading it through the hydroponics tray.

Sherrie Williams composts the ambrosia gaia branch, spreading it through the hydroponics tray.

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Hello sssherrie!"

OOC: Pascal123: Only the ones who are murdering everyone.

Sherrie Williams says, "Sup"

OOC: Kevinz000: I no longer go after people who aren't even a threat.

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "You partnered with lucasss?"

OOC: Pascal123: Or something blatant.

OOC: Siserith: i said that to kevinz xd NOT YOUR PASCAL

Sherrie Williams asks, "Who?"

OOC: Kevinz000: wew.

OOC: Siserith: not you rather

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Edwardsss"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Lucasss edwardsss?"

Sherrie Williams asks, "No?"

OOC: Kevinz000: Be shit to people who deserve shit

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hmmm"

OOC: Kevinz000: Be nice to everyone else

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Mind if i join you?"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "On thisss boat?"

OOC: Siserith: exactly

Sherrie Williams says, "Sure"

OOC: MollyKristoph: yeah, blatancy and threats are kinda obligate Serbian Purge time

OOC: Kevinz000: Someone randomly smashing shit

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Ok"

OOC: Kevinz000: throw the fucking book at them

[Common] Adrianna Highlands yells, "ENGI BORG!!"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Imma take a ssshort nap firssst..."

OOC: Siserith: and if someones being an asshole, robust them

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "And then ill get to work"

OOC: Kevinz000: Someone who's doing a technical crime but you KNOW it's harmless?

OOC: Kevinz000: Why care?

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands yells, "WIRE THE FUCKING SOLARS!!"

OOC: Kevinz000: All you'll do is make people mad at you and waste your time.

[Common] Maxwell Watkill asks, "Anywhere else in the station desperately need power?"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Natalia Bickerson has signed up as Medical Doctor"

OOC: Kevinz000: Thsi is a game, take it like a game, not a job.

[Common] Adrianna Highlands yells, "DO NOT GRID THE SOLARS!!"

OOC: Siserith: only when it's highpop do i ever arrest people for meaningless shit, because it stats adding into chaos.

You unbuckle yourself from the janicart (pimpin' ride).

OOC: Kevinz000: oh yeah

OOC: Kevinz000: server pop and the amount of assistants is a factor

OOC: Christ110: thats why i play during the eavenings

OOC: Christ110: and late night

OOC: Kevinz000: Eh I still try to be nice on highpop but it devolves into shit

OOC: MollyKristoph: lowpop is for chilling, highpop is where you might as well toss some shit in to the shitnado that is highpop

OOC: Kevinz000: wew.

OOC: Siserith: if it gets crazy with tide and assistants i'me gulaging or permaing you, no matter how small the crime, based on your response to being detained.

OOC: Christ110: considering its summer, i've timed my sleep schedule similar to a mexican siesta

OOC: Christ110: i sleep during the hottest part of the day

OOC: MollyKristoph: same

OOC: Kevinz000: anyways

OOC: Kevinz000: for me

OOC: Kevinz000: on highpopf

You buckle yourself to the chair.

OOC: MollyKristoph: also because texas is fucking hot

OOC: Kevinz000: I don't even have TIME to deal with the meaningless shit

OOC: MollyKristoph: fuck being awake during that mess

[Common] William Schneider asks, "Can someone please wire the solars?"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "It is safe to have a BSA in a ship"

OOC: Kevinz000: Beucase I'll always be going after Actual_Greyshit_Ruining_Round_13

OOC: Kevinz000: which.. really isn't fun

OOC: Pascal123: Even then. Being nice sec doesn't really do anything to stop people like ForcefulCJS.

You put PDA-Hits-The-Wizard (Assistant) into the dufflebag.

OOC: Siserith: i cant ignore the meaningless shit on highpop becacue of all the shitters helping antags or trying to lynch people.

OOC: Kevinz000: there's no RP in going after antags for the entire time ther'es no fun in it there's no RP in going after the same shitters

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal

OOC: Kevinz000: if someone is a shitter

OOC: Siserith: if you dont deal with them they come back to hurt you

OOC: Kevinz000: treat them like shit

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator states, "Wiring solars"

[Common] William Schneider says, "Thank you"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "BORG"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "DO NOT"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "WIRE IT ON THE GRID"

OOC: Kevinz000: Like if oldman robustin is fucking with you

[Common] William Schneider says, "Also set up engine if you can"

OOC: Kevinz000: throw the book at them.

OOC: Kevinz000: No one will bitch

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Instead use the SMES"

OOC: Kevinz000: We all know he deserved it.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: I forget, who all outranks the Warden in the Brig again? Cap and HoS?

OOC: Kevinz000: But it's harsh and rude to treat everyone the same way because a few select players ruined it for you

OOC: Kevinz000: segmented: correc.t

OOC: Siserith: i've had rounds as sec where the tide became so bad for no reason it turned into psuedo rev, and secuirty had to go out, armoured up, and shoot down everyone in the halls.

OOC: MollyKristoph: Profiling exists in IRL law enforcement for reasons.

OOC: Deranging: warden is actually a sec officer if there are no sec officers fun fact

OOC: Kevinz000: mollyk every time someone says profile i go WATCHDOGSWATCHDOGS

OOC: Kevinz000: 've played so much.

OOC: MollyKristoph: lul

OOC: SegmentedOdin: That's why I never play Warden with no Sec Officers

OOC: Christ110: technically, in the chain of command

[Common] Cosmo Coon says, "Borg to science"

OOC: B00t: Reminder that if sec goes full nazi and it isnt code red you have the right to be shitters

OOC: Christ110: the warden is on the same level as the officers

OOC: Kevinz000: B00t

OOC: Kevinz000: From my experience with you

OOC: Kevinz000: You're part of the problem.

OOC: Pascal123: I've had lots of shifts where people just turn the gamemode into pseudorevs. Often right before WarOps gets declared.

[Common] Siserith Vassada says, "YO WERE RUNNING OUT OF POWER"

OOC: Kevinz000: Every time I've played with you you just greytide no matter what so don't even enter this conversation, please.

OOC: SegmentedOdin: Outside of the Brig, the Warden is on the same level of the Sec Officers

[Common] William Schneider says, "I'm trapped in my office without any power"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert

Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Primary Tool Storage.


OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal123 if someone acts like a rev fuck them over

OOC: Pascal123: People smashing into the brig/bridge because "VIVA" Or they don't like the map or some other silly shit.

OOC: Kevinz000: gulag them, hell, if they're annoying

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Claire Reed has signed up as Assistant"

OOC: B00t: Sorry Kevin im not the one saying to metagrude tiders

OOC: Kevinz000: So ruin their round.

[Common] Siserith Vassada asks, "Ai?"

[Common] Cosmo Coon says, "I need a borg in science"

OOC: Kevinz000: B00t I don't metagrudge tiders if you don't tide in ar ound I won't car.e

OOC: RomanQrr: Never play assistant on lowpop.

OOC: Pascal123: It just gets frustrating and all that resulted in those posts i made in the thread about it.

[Common] Siserith Vassada exclaims, "AI!"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

[Common] Siserith Vassada asks, "BORG?"

OOC: Kevinz000: Treat people differently

OOC: Pascal123: And all anyone would say is "Kill them all".

OOC: Kevinz000: based on WHAT they're doing

[Common] William Schneider says, "We don't have an AI"

OOC: Kevinz000: Yes, space law says <thing> for <crime>

OOC: Kevinz000: But you have to take in context

OOC: Kevinz000: That's part of your job if you want to be a good officer

[Common] Cosmo Coon yells, "BORG?!!"

OOC: Pascal123: Yes, but there is no contextual reason to not be wearing clothes.

OOC: Christ110: cant i have a little backstory with my character?

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator queries, "Yes?"

OOC: Pascal123: It also leads to further problems but i digress.

OOC: Christ110: or a little gimmick?

OOC: Kevinz000: I'm talking about taking the context of the cimre into account

OOC: MollyKristoph: Maybe he has a scale infection :^)

[Common] Tam Lin says, "AI law two unlock the mineing APC"

OOC: Kevinz000: Like

OOC: Kevinz000: Vandalism

OOC: Kevinz000: Someone simply drawing fun things onto the floor

OOC: Kevinz000: And

OOC: Pascal123: Yes, i'm aware that perhaps they might be breaking in for good reason or something like that.

OOC: Kevinz000: someon writing VIVA LA REVOLUTION FUCK THE COPS

OOC: Deranging: you can keep a gimmick or quirk over rounds as long as it isn't murdering and breaking everything

OOC: Kevinz000: and still more, people smashing windows

OOC: Limski: Rule 4 says you can treat non antags behaving like antags as antags so just kill them smh tbh fam greytiders smh tbh

OOC: Kevinz000: all 3 are different

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Wired the solars."

OOC: Pascal123: But they likely aren't, based off personal experience. People are often doing it to be a nuiscance.

[Common] William Schneider says, "Thank you"

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Hey"

OOC: Kevinz000: what the indecent exposure

OOC: SegmentedOdin: >autokilling antags

Adrianna Highlands says, "Hi hits"

OOC: Kevinz000: or the vandalism

[Common] William Schneider says, "Might want to wire more solars"

Hits-The-Wizard asks, "Can i have a sssoap?"

OOC: Pascal123: Problem with something like that Limski is even if you had every reason to kill them and still went out of your way to warn them before doing it.

Sherrie Williams has thrown the space carp plushie.

[Common] William Schneider says, "Or set up the engine"

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator states, "I am in Sci"

OOC: Pascal123: They'll still gang bitch at you in OOC.

[Common] Asher Kaur stammers, "R-RIG-G"

OOC: Kevinz000: so?

OOC: Kevinz000: why do you care?

OOC: MollyKristoph: Sheesh, no one cares about gimmicks if it's clothes obtained legitimately/not the captain's/sec's shit, but soon as a ligger wants to remember his ROOTS, lul,

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Ill take that asss a yesss"

You put the soap into the dufflebag.

You hug Skyjack to make her feel better!

OOC: Pascal123: Cause nobody likes OOC salt and slandering of their name.

OOC: Kevinz000: huh welcome to adminbus

OOC: Pascal123: Completely misconstruing and making you out to be a bad guy.

OOC: Kevinz000: granted you're not an admin so you don't have to deal with it on a ten minute basis

OOC: Kevinz000: but still

OOC: Kevinz000: if you know for a fact

OOC: Pascal123: Worst part is, people will be more liable to listen to it.

OOC: Kevinz000: that someone dserved it

OOC: Kevinz000: don't care.

OOC: Pascal123: It's a mob mentality thing.

OOC: Kevinz000: so what if they do

OOC: Kevinz000: If they follow the words of some random guy in OOC

OOC: Kevinz000: and then decide to tide you

OOC: Kevinz000: Screw them over

OOC: Kevinz000: They brought it on themselves.

OOC: Kevinz000: Smart people won't instahate a player because OOC whined about them

You begin to scrub the xeno blood out with the soap...

You begin to scrub the xeno blood out with the soap...

You begin to scrub the xeno blood out with the soap...

You begin to scrub the xeno blood out with the soap...

You begin to scrub the xeno blood out with the soap...

You scrub the xeno blood out.

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You clean the shuttle floor.

You clean the shuttle floor.

You clean the shuttle floor.

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You begin to clean the shuttle floor with the soap...

You clean the shuttle floor.

You clean the shuttle floor.

You clean the shuttle floor.

OOC: Pascal123: Yeah. But what if you have to deal with someone new every shift believing the same false thing.

OOC: Pascal123: Eventually, you get tired.

OOC: Kevinz000: welcome to my life

OOC: Kevinz000: I still do it fine.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the soap.

Hits-The-Wizard has thrown the soap.

OOC: MollyKristoph: had a network hiccup there. Oh well.

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "Security is not letting me sell the syndicate items"

OOC: Kevinz000: Then again I'm a special case of "played ss13 for 3 years and still too retarded to quit the game"

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

OOC: Kevinz000: AT that point

OOC: Pascal123: I'm on the same boat.

OOC: Kevinz000: it's time to take a breka

OOC: B00t: Pascal are you randoming your name everyshift?

OOC: Kevinz000: Like

OOC: Kevinz000: Look at saeg

OOC: Kevinz000: B00t: no

OOC: Kevinz000: Look at saeg, he left to take a break

OOC: Pascal123: Nah. I play like 10 characters but mostly 2.

You put the soap into the dufflebag.

OOC: Kevinz000: So he can enjoy the game later when he comes back.

OOC: Christ110: ya, im planning a break in a month

OOC: Pascal123: I don't even roll for antag. I don't really dick people over. I interact with people and treat them nicely.

OOC: Kevinz000: If the game is legitimately impacting you

OOC: Christ110: mainly because, i wont have access to my PC

OOC: Kevinz000: Leave, take a break, come back in a month or so.

OOC: Pascal123: Yet people still find a way to call me shit.

OOC: MollyKristoph: S'what I do every few months/weeks to come back to see the joy in it

OOC: Pascal123: Or consider me toxic.

OOC: Kevinz000: Pascal

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Rick Rich has signed up as Botanist"

OOC: Kevinz000: You play security

OOC: Kevinz000: There is no possible way you'll appease everyone

OOC: Kevinz000: Accept that

OOC: Kevinz000: Also just take a break for a month if it's getting to you, there's nothing wrong with it, thsi is a game.

[Common] Sniffs-his-Claw hisses, "A lot of my kitchen equipment isssn't working anymore"

OOC: Pascal123: And it's always based off a single statement from some random guy just saying things about you that, aren't always true.

OOC: Kevinz000: But why do you care

OOC: Kevinz000: Just ignore them

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SegmentedOdin (105ms)
Siserith (92ms)
SpaceCacti (170ms)
StaggerRhythms (94ms)
Sweet_Owly (312ms)
TehZombehz (104ms)
Trikonei (161ms)
Wilchen (174ms)
Total Players: 37

OOC: Kevinz000: If someone lies abou you ignore them, they're a shitter?

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "I think the hos just permantently deafened me"

OOC: Pascal123: Yeah, i get that. But it's hard to ignore a bunch of people joining in and screeching after the first one does.

OOC: Kevinz000: Infact I believe there's a clause in either space law or server rules about you being able to be extra harsh on people who lie over radios and scream shit like "OFFICER KILLING ME" fnr.

OOC: Pascal123: It's cases like Brumpbo where they think you're someone else or something and join in.

OOC: Kevinz000: pascal it's the internet people will screech at you even fi you're right

OOC: MollyKristoph: see: Professor what'shisnugget in Canada.

[Common] Johnny Vinchime asks, "Are doors and stuff failing to work?"

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Even after wiring solars, it seems like power isn't getting to some parts of the station"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Check the wiresss, the ratsss might have had sssome sssnacksss"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Check the wiresss, the ratsss might have had sssome sssnacksss"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Yauna Shai has signed up as Medical Doctor"

Current Players:
AdamBlue (118ms)
AnimeLoffer (167ms)
B00t (134ms)
BebeYoshi (198ms)
Beelzebubble (159ms)
Bomboh12 (290ms)
Borisvanmemes (179ms)
Christ110 (105ms)
Deranging (87ms)
Genarall1 (103ms)
Gmans Plan (136ms)
HeddyLamarr (257ms)
Himeh223 (87ms)
Hoodedhero (317ms)
Ignies (210ms)
Jcstickraven (353ms)
JusticeGoat (110ms)
Kevinz000 (108ms)
Limski (297ms)
MatDwarf (186ms)
Matkingos (89ms)
Megaera (217ms)
MollyKristoph (82ms)
Mr Maclang (363ms)
Murdeffe (173ms)
Odd-Lot-Purchases (214ms)
Pascal123 (92ms)
RomanQrr (235ms)
SegmentedOdin (91ms)
Siserith (95ms)
SpaceCacti (196ms)
StaggerRhythms (95ms)
Sweet_Owly (997ms)
TehZombehz (104ms)
Trikonei (194ms)
Wilchen (200ms)
Yauna (195ms)
Total Players: 37

OOC: Kevinz000: by pascal

[Common] Sniffs-his-Claw hisses, "SSSomething fissshy isss going on with my power, asss well"

OOC: Kevinz000: er, really though

OOC: MollyKristoph: reeeee ock in ock

[Common] Siserith Vassada says, "The engine is not setup"

OOC: Kevinz000: if you're tired of it take a break and come back

[Common] Siserith Vassada says, "Wait while i do that"

[Common] Sniffs-his-Claw hisses, "SSSure, but sssolarsss are enough"

OOC: Kevinz000: you'll enjoy it better if you forget about the constant grief

OOC: Pascal123: I did before and honestly.

OOC: Pascal123: When i got back it just felt 3x worse.

OOC: Pascal123: That's why i'm so active now.

[Common] Johnny Vinchime asks, "...I have a bomb made. Yet, this round has dragged on for quite some time. Anyone wanna join me somewhere we can all die in glorious fire?"

[Common] William Schneider says, "No"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You bessst do it in the toxinsss tesssting range"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "You bessst do it in the toxinsss tesssting range"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Or on lavaland"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Or on lavaland"

[Common] Mat Perkins says, "I think the hos might literally be retarded"

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "I'll go allahu ackbar to a colossus then"

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Wish me luck"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Good luck!"

Hits-The-Wizard exclaims, "Good luck!"

[Common] Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Get ssscanned in cloning firssst"

Hits-The-Wizard hisses, "Get ssscanned in cloning firssst"

[Common] Roman M. Qrr says, "I here gunfire in housing."

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Cargo. Lemme in."

[Common] Gage Linton says, "No colossus to be seen."

[Common] Johnny Vinchime says, "Need to kill myself."

[Common] Gage Linton says, "Only two ash drakes and a bubblegum."

OOC: Kevinz000: ??

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Felix Mraownan has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Adrianna Highlands says, "Salad, Uland Best, banana peels, oppression"

[Common] Felix Mraownan says, "Nyaa"

OOC: Kevinz000: hm

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Burning, ambrosia, death"

OOC: Kevinz000: time to test goonchat..