Eidolon Pants

[Zora is grilling Corpus Patties in the Corpus Krab kitchen until one of them suddenly levitates up from the grill and turns into a Kuaka. It floats out the window as the rest of the patties turn into Kuakas and do the same. Zora follows them and flies out the window and turns into a Kuaka. He buzzes around the Plains of Eidolon when he hears Nef Anyo voice]
Nef Anyo: Zora? Zora! [the grill is on fire] Wake up, girl! You're burning me money! [Zora wakes up from his dream and screams. Then runs behind Nef Anyo]
Zora: Nef Anyo, what do we do?
Nef Anyo: Here, use this! [Hands Zora a fire extinguisher. Zora throws it at the grill and sets the fire larger than before. Zora tries to blow on the fire to put it out until a fireman comes into the kitchen with a hose and sprays Zora with the water. Zora enlarges and falls backwards, which puts out the fire]
Nef Anyo and Fireman: Hooray! [Zora shrinks and burns into a black sponge while Nef Anyo scrapes her off the grill and on to a spatula]
Nef Anyo: Zora, come into me office. [in Nef Anyo office] What's wrong, girl?
Zora: Well, I.
Nef Anyo: This is the fourth time this week I've had to scrape you off of something.
Zora: Well, I've been thinking.
Nef Anyo: We need to get you thinking about work. [stretches his eyes out]
Zora: No offense, Nef Anyo, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the Kuakas. [Nef Anyo laughs]
Nef Anyo: Ah, Zora, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild. This is your natural habitat. [shows kitchen] This is your wide open range. [shows grill] These are your amber waves. [shows greasy fryers] And this[picks up a spatula from the sink]oh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule! That's better than nasty old Kuakas, right, Zora? [Zora's gone] Zora?
Zora: [walks out the Corpus Krab] I can too last more than one day. I'll show him. Aw, barnacles! [throws his hat on the ground]
Nef Anyo: [opens doors] Zora, wait! [sees Zora's hat on the ground and screams] Oh, she'll be back, alright. She'll be back. [Zora is now giving her stuff away to her friends]
Zora: And Alad V, I want you to have my can opener. [gives it to him]
Alad V: And I thought this friendship would never pay off. [walks away]
Jason: [teary-eyed] Are-are-are-are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise?
Zora: It's all yours. [Jason holds up a bunch of phone books]
Jason: A-a-and these old phone books?
Zora: All yours, old friend. [walks off and comes back with a case] Jason, there is one more thing I want you to have. [opens up a rectangular box that has the words "Ol' Reliable" on the front. A glowing Kuaka net is inside. Jason throws the phone books away and picks up Ol' Reliable]
Jason: Ol' Reliable? [cries as Lotus walks up]
Lotus: Howdy, y'all. Hey, Zora, you having a garage sale?
Zora: No, Lotus, I'm giving up my material possessions to live in the wild with the Kuakas.
Lotus: Zora, of all the crazy schemes. Why would you want to live among the Kuakas? They're cold and mean and none too bright. [Zora pats Lotus's helmet]
Zora: Oh, oh, Lotus. That's exactly the response I would expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived. I'm gonna prove I don't need all this stuff to be happy. [walks away] Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [walks behind a bush and takes her pants off] I won't be needing these. [drops pants and runs away] Buzz, buzz, buzz.
Alad V: She took off her pants.
Lotus: I'll give her a week. [walks away]
Alad V: I'll give her eleven minutes. [walks away, throwing off the can opener at Jason]
Jason: Jason sad! [at the Plains of Eidolon]
Zora: [touches the Plains of Eidolon sign] I'm home. I'm home! I'm home! I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home! [Kuakas knock Zora down as they fly by]Brothers and sisters, wait for me! [Kuakas fly into a hive] Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Okay, I'm here! [Kuakas fly out of hive] Wait, I just got here. My Kuaka instincts tell me to go... [sticks her finger in her mouth and then in her head]...that way. [points to where the Kuakas went] Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. [running after Kuakas all over the fields. Kuakas devour a bunch of kelp. Zora decides to try it but is disgusted and spits it out from her tongue] This is the life. [Kuakas are floating in the middle of the fields as Zora walks into the middle of the group] Hey, everybody, buzz buzz. Buzz to you. Buzz, buzz, nice current today. Hey, what's the buzz? [wants to shake a Kuaka's hand] Hello, I'm KuakaZor, and you are? [Kuaka stings her and her hand, causing it to start swelling]Uhh... nice to meet you. [hand gets huge and swollen. Zora smells some aroma and goes to check and see that Jason and Lotus are having a picnic with Corpus Patties]
Lotus: "Here, Jason, have a Corpus Patty!" [whispers into Jason's ear] There she is, Jason. Say your line!
Jason: [reading off script] "Why, thank you, Lotus, I would love one. [take patty.]" [takes patty] "Too bad Zora isn't here. These are her favorites. I sure wish she'd come home. [take bite.]" [sniffles. tries to take a bite, but throws the patty and the script away and turns to Zora] I can't do it! Zora! Come back!
Zora: Jason, I'm not coming home.
Jason: I miss you! [cuts to Lotus waving hello, but in guilt manner because of set-up] Lotus misses you! Even Salad misses you! [Alad V is throwing himself a party at home]
Zora: I'm happy here. This is my home now. [Lotus drags Jason away]
Jason: No! Zora! [later, Zora comes in wiggling her arms and legs like the Kuakas]
Zora: Hey, everybody! I'm back! I think I'm getting the hang of this. [Kuakas float away as the net is swung at Zora, which knocks her down. Jason, breathing heavily, is ready to capture Zora with Ol' Reliable] Jason! What are you doing?
Jason: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy! [shows a jar with a label on the front that says Zora - Friend] I even picked out this nice jar for you!
Zora: Jason! Go home! I'm a Kuaka now! [Jason swings the net at Zora but Zora runs away. Jason goes after her. Zora hides behind a snail's shell, but the snail slithers off. Zora goes to hide behind a rock]
Jason: I can see you there! [Zora hides behind a bush] I still see you! [Zora hides behind another rock] You're gonna look good on my mantle! Friends forever, Zora! [Zora runs under neath an “N” shaped rock and peeks around. Jason is underneath the rock on the top] I got you now, Zora! [falls on the ground and misses Zora]
Zora: Jason! No! [Jason runs after Zora again as Zora jumps into the Kuaka hive. Jason tries to get the hive down with the net but fails multiple times]
Jason: Okay! So this is the way it's gonna be. I hope you're happy. [breaks the net in half and walks away, sobbing]
Zora: Well, that's over. Back to Kuaka matters. [a drop of jelly lands on Zora nose. He samples it]Mmm, jelly. [eats a lot of jelly as the Kuakas come back toward the hive] Ah, my Kuaka brethren are returning. [Kuakas buzz into the hive] Greetings, comrades! [the Kuakas repeatedly shock Zora and she screams. Zora climbs out of the hive and runs as the Kuakas keep shocking her. Later, Zora is in a cave]Being a Kuaka sure is fun. Buzz. [rips off a bushel of grass] Buzz. [pushes rock over as she uses it for his pillow]Buzz. [pushes the rock aside and gets cold. The blanket scrunches up, but Zora pushes it back down. Blanket scrunches up again and Zora gets cold] Hey! Eww, I'm itchy! Itchy, why am I so itchy! [takes off the blanket and reveals 9 poison sea urchins] Ah! Poison sea urchins! [screams and scratches the urchins off of him and runs out of the cave] Ow, ow, oh, itches. Ow, ow, itches. [crawls on the ground to stop the itching. Later, Zora is walking home] Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. [buzzes fourteen more times as he walks up to the Corpus Krab door and sees a plate full of Corpus Patties on a table] Corpus Patties. [walks past Lotus's treedome, then she sniffles] Lotus. [still buzzing, walks up to his pineapple] What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. [opens the door and turns the light on. Nef Anyo, Lotus, Alad V, Jason, and Midnight are there to welcome her home]
All: Welcome home, Zora!
Zora: You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me!
Nef Anyo: Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Corpus Patty. [hands her a Corpus Patty]
Zora: Don't mind if I do. [eats it as Nef Anyo places his Corpus Crew hat on her head]
Nef Anyo: And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.
Zora: [salutes] Aye, aye, captain!
Alad V: Zora, do us all a favor. [hands Zora her pants]
Zora: Don't mind if I do. [puts on her pants] Ta-da. [hugs Alad V] Aww.
Alad V: Okay, that's enough. [everyone else hugs Zora and Alad V]
Midnight: Meow.
Alad V: Can we please stop this? [everyone stops hugging]
Jason: Jason itchy! [everyone but Zora starts to scratch themselves and crawl on the floor]
Zora: It is great to be home!