Official Harutopian Empire Communications Record 94883
Mission Commandant: Lieutenant Colonel Jose "From Couch" Malta
Communications Officer: Chief Operator Rae Spectronymous Bosch
Involved Party: Mk II Light Flagship Commissar Cathar Strauss
Involved Party: Hacker Lab Captain Danger K. Danger

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Hacker Cpt. Danger K. Danger: Alright. Kdanger here, in position, ready to go.

Flagship Cmd. Cathar Strauss: Commissar's Will Brigade, report positions.

<Callsign from MK I Fighter pilot>
<Callsign from MK I Figther pilot>

Cathar: All in position. The mechanical abominations, too?

CO Rae Spectronymous Bosch: All Viral Shredders appear to be in position.

Cathar: Beautiful. Empress beckons. Give the order!

Lt. Col. Jose Malta: Hm, I think I forgot who was in command here... Oh well. Begin operation.
[4]
Cathar: ONWARD, YOU LOUTS!
[6]
Kdanger: Alright, seems things are in position. I don't need to stay, since I can maintain the hack from Yoloswag (eheheh), right?

Jose: I can't see why not. Pull back.

Cathar: Yes. Yes, flee, and leave the shepherd to tend to her sheep. Move those shredders out!
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Commissar's Will, your flanks protect your betters! Keep my hull clean as it was when you shined it this morning, and that hacking module up and running. Obliterate any ship that moves to claim false glory against our behest! The order is given.
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<radio silence>

Rae: Commander, the Viral Shredders are losing ground. The AI seems to be constantly producing ships, and among them... Spire Railclusters, which are obliterating the virals. Recommend you do not engage, repeat, recommend you do not engage.

Cathar: Noted. Hear that, you pigs in human clothing?! Your chance for glory has come! Commissar's Will, move out! First one to take out a Railcluster gets their sentence-- their comeuppance for a lifetime of decadence and depravity-- entirely forgiven!
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Rae: Oh dear... Lieutenant Colonel?

Jose: I'm watching. I... I don't think High Command expected anything else.

Rae: That's a little disturbing.

Jose: I know, right?

Cathar: AHAHAHAHA! Look how you fall, as the worthless wretched AI picks you off like flies! Evolve and become better, or watch as your world collapses around you!
[14]

Rae: ...Permission to end transmission and maintain radio silence?

Kdanger: Please.

Jose: Agreed. Over and out.
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