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  1. <Gulping> The duffel bag slams into the wall of the room hard enough to spiderweb the drywall. Or at least it would have, if the walls were made of drywall instead of advanced superdurable alloys. "THREE POINTS!"
  2.  
  3. <Gulping> The little red-haired girl lets out a loud whoop as she grabs another piece of luggage and takes aim.
  4.  
  5. <AdventFalls> Rei tossed more of Lucetia's stuff inside. "Well, can't say it won't be worth it."
  6.  
  7. <OvermanXAN> "Onee-chan... is this really the best way to do this?" Rika glances at Rei.
  8.  
  9. <Gulping> "PULL!" Lina hurls the suitcase with enough force to severely injure someone, and knocks the things Rei just tossed in out of the air. "INTERCEPTION!"
  10.  
  11. <AdventFalls> "I'm being careful," she nodded. "Lucetia said she'd marked all the fragile stuff, so we'd know EXACTLY what to handle with care. Granted, we're being careful.."
  12.  
  13. <AdventFalls> "Hey Lina! This next one's fragile, so no shenanigans!"
  14.  
  15. <Gulping> "Bah! If it was so important, why'd they make it breakable?"
  16.  
  17. <AdventFalls> "Because of things that if I tried to explain, you'd fall asleep."
  18.  
  19. <Gulping> "Everyone knows that if you've got something that absolutely needs to be intact, you make it durable enough to kill a tank with! That's what Gramps does!"
  20.  
  21. <AdventFalls> "That's when looks don't matter."
  22.  
  23. <Syl> Arturia helps move a few things in, placing them properly inside despite the throwing efforts of Lina. "Ahh moving, always a necessary chore.." Arturia says with a light hum.
  24.  
  25. <OvermanXAN> Rika carefully sets one of the fragile boxes inside, doing her best to avoid where it might get crushed by tossed luggage.
  26.  
  27. <Gulping> "Of COURSE looks matter! If it doesn't make people cry and scatter when they get a look at it in half-decent light, it's not good enough!"
  28.  
  29. <Syl> She looks to Lucetia and smiles. "How are you holding up, Lucetia?" Arturia asks as she turns around.
  30.  
  31. <Sandwitches> Lucetia follows Arturia inside dragging a small bag with her. "Rei, did you remember to give the landlord our three weeks?"
  32.  
  33. <Sandwitches> "I'm doing fine Arturia, thanks."
  34.  
  35. <AdventFalls> "Yeah," Rei nodded. "We should be all set."
  36.  
  37. <Gulping> "I helped with that one!"
  38.  
  39. <Sandwitches> Lucetia puts her bag down and smiles back to Lina. "And you did a good job with it too."
  40.  
  41. <Syl> Arturia leaves to get more stuff, feeling good that she gets to work her muscles a bit.
  42.  
  43. <AdventFalls> "That was a fun three hours..."
  44.  
  45. <OvermanXAN> "Hello Luce~" Rika waves.
  46.  
  47. <Gulping> Lina beams under Lucetia's praise, and grabs one of the boxes not marked fragile. "I betcha I can make a bank shot onto the bed from here!"
  48.  
  49. <Sandwitches> "Lets see it."
  50.  
  51. <AdventFalls> Rei didn't watch the shot, instead watching Arturia lift and set down bags.
  52.  
  53. <Gulping> "FORE!" Lina launches the box into the room, bouncing it off the ceiling and ricocheting it off onto the mattress.
  54.  
  55. <Syl> Arturia grabs a couple boxes and hefts them up into her arms, she carries them into the room and sets them down, just narrowly being missed by the flying box. She blinks and looks up, wondering if she missed something.
  56.  
  57. <Sandwitches> Lucetia appluds. "Nice Shot Lina."
  58.  
  59. <OvermanXAN> Rika decides to get in on the luggage tossing with a throw of her own, since it seems there are no objections.
  60.  
  61. <Syl> "Heeey! Wait till I get out!" Exclaimed Arturia as she dodges another thrown object and quickly scurries out the room.
  62.  
  63. <OvermanXAN> "Sorry! I wasn't watching!" Rika apologizes.
  64.  
  65. <RickDominated> "What in the name of all the Gods is all this no-..." Comes a voice from behind the group as a familar (and large) man steps out of a side corridor. Immediatly his face lights up. "Oh, its you guys!"
  66.  
  67. <RickDominated> And then he's sees Lina, and the expression falters. "Its...her..."
  68.  
  69. <Gulping> Lina turns towards the man, and smiles even wider. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
  70.  
  71. <Gulping> The effect is kind of like looking at a particularly deranged anglerfish.
  72.  
  73. <AdventFalls> Rei kept looking at Arturia a bit longer, before snapping out of it. "Whu-?"
  74.  
  75. <Sandwitches> Within the room, Lucetia's smile vanishes and the young woman freezes in place.
  76.  
  77. <AdventFalls> She shook her head. "Koji! It's been too long!"
  78.  
  79. <OvermanXAN> "Hello, Kojiro-san!" Rika waves.
  80.  
  81. <Syl> Arturia blinks and looks over at Rei, having felt her gaze on her. She flushes a bit in the cheeks, but then nods in greeting to Koji. She then frowns slightly and moves to block his view of Lucetia.
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  83. <RickDominated> "It has, it has Rei. Been real busy getting DGG-5 up and ready to go and all that." He grins a bit. "And Rika, Arturia and...Lucetia? Gangs all here, minus Lyunne and Rangi, I guess."
  84.  
  85. <Gulping> "PLAY WITH ME UNCA KOJI!" Lina suddenly tries to pounce on Kojiro's head.
  86.  
  87. <RickDominated> "And heck, Lina, its even good to see yo-GAAAAAAAAAH!"
  88.  
  89. <Gulping> Lina latches onto Kojiro's head like a facehugger. "Let's play! Let's play!"
  90.  
  91. <Sandwitches> "Hi Onii-San." Lucetia attempts to escape the room while Lina has Kojiro Busy. "Bye Onii-san."
  92.  
  93. <Syl> Arturia glances at Lucetia helplessly, giving a light shrug.
  94.  
  95. <RickDominated> There is far to much seven year old in his face to notice anything about her, but he still gives a muffled "bye" while fighting for his life.
  96.  
  97. <RickDominated> ...Until he gets just a quick flash. Summoning near explosive strength from somewhere he manages to Pry Lina off his face and get a good look at his sister. "Wait...WHAT?"
  98.  
  99. <Syl> "Oh dear.."
  100.  
  101. <Gulping> Undaunted, Lina wraps herself around Kojiro's arms. "Yay! You're being fun today!"
  102.  
  103. <Sandwitches> Lucetia freezes in place.
  104.  
  105. <AdventFalls> "Oh boy."
  106.  
  107. <Gulping> Lina squirms around, trying to get into a good position on her playmate's arm for... Something.
  108.  
  109. <RickDominated> Theres a long moment as he ticks over all this in his brain...before gesturing with the entire girl attached to his forearms, somehow emcompasing all four of the people standing in front of him. "Okay...this doesn't look to be a recent development... Or did I just somehow miss everyone telling me?"
  110.  
  111. <RickDominated> "I mean...Lucetia...Uh...Congratulations?"
  112.  
  113. <AdventFalls> Rei scratched the back of her head nervously.
  114.  
  115. <Sandwitches> The Lucetia clushes a crimson red. "T-thanks Onii-san..."
  116.  
  117. <OvermanXAN> Rika decides to try to help remove Lina from Koji. Carefully.
  118.  
  119. <Gulping> Lina's legs suddenly lock themselves around Kojiro's neck, and the little terror stretches and pulls on his arm. "GOGOPLATA! GOGOPLATA!"
  120.  
  121. <AdventFalls> "Lina! Stop, please."
  122.  
  123. <Syl> Arturia stays silent for a moment, then offers Kojiro a seat. "Would you like to sit down?"
  124.  
  125. <AdventFalls> "Koji... um... can I talk to you in private for a bit?"
  126.  
  127. <Gulping> Lina goes slack, and slides off of Kojiro. "Alright, auntie Rei."
  128.  
  129. <RickDominated> "Uhh...Sure, Rei." There are several little gears working in his brain...
  130.  
  131. <RickDominated> "Lead the way."
  132.  
  133. <AdventFalls> Rei let Koji into the room Lucetia had been in, nodding. "Arturia, can you watch over Rika and Lina for like, two minutes?"
  134.  
  135. <Gulping> Lina pouts a little at having her fun interrupted. Then she gets a contemplative look on her face as she turns towards Arturia. "Maybe you'll be more fun than Unca Koji..."
  136.  
  137. <Syl> Arturia sweatbeads as she notices Lina looking in her direction. "Ahehehe.." She laughs nervously, knowing what this means.
  138.  
  139. <AdventFalls> Rei sat down in the room as well, just a bit away from Koji. "Yes. She's pregnant. I didn't want to talk about it much until the ship launched."
  140.  
  141. <AdventFalls> "But since you're here and you're her family, I need to be upfront with you."
  142.  
  143. <RickDominated> "...Go on." He crosses his arms, a slight scowel settling onto his face. "Please."
  144.  
  145. <AdventFalls> "...I'm the father."
  146.  
  147. <Gulping> A series of loud crashes ensue from outside the room, followed by a distinctive cackling.
  148.  
  149. <RickDominated> If Kojiro notices, he doesn't even move his eyes from Rei. "...And how...Exactly did this happen? Was Kohaku involved?"
  150.  
  151. <AdventFalls> "Kohaku was not involved. Being the Maiden of Thunder means that I can... basically impregnate women. I didn't know until Lucetia and I... well..."
  152.  
  153. <AdventFalls> "You know."
  154.  
  155. <Syl> The sounds of Arturia swearing, followed by more destructive noises are heard outside the room.
  156.  
  157. <RickDominated> Kojiro rubbs his temples, still ignoring the carnage sure to be ensuing outside. "...I see. That was my next guess, actually."
  158.  
  159. <AdventFalls> "...Lyuune is pregnant too. The official story is that Rangi did it."
  160.  
  161. <RickDominated> "But...you...also...?" He makes a "If you follow me...?" kinda gesture.
  162.  
  163. <AdventFalls> Rei nodded. "...I was going to announce that it was me when the ship launched. Please don't spread it around until then."
  164.  
  165. <RickDominated> He buries his face in his hand. "...So who else knows?"
  166.  
  167. <Gulping> The cackling starts up again, louder, as a scream of tearing metal rings out.
  168.  
  169. <AdventFalls> "Your entire family and Miss Katina."
  170.  
  171. <AdventFalls> "And my mother."
  172.  
  173. <AdventFalls> "...I *really* wasn't sure how to tell you."
  174.  
  175. <OvermanXAN> "Mom got pretty angry..."
  176.  
  177. <AdventFalls> "Rika! Stop peeking into the room and help Arturia with Lina!"
  178.  
  179. <AdventFalls> "Please."
  180.  
  181. <Gulping> "I AIN'T HURTING HER UNCA REI!"
  182.  
  183. <AdventFalls> Rei gestured in a kind of 'Hurry' sort of fashion.
  184.  
  185. <RickDominated> "...What." Now he actually sounds slightly angry. "...What, did they think I was going to fly off the handle and do something stupid?"
  186.  
  187. <AdventFalls> "No, it was more along the lines of we thought we'd break you."
  188.  
  189. <Syl> More chaos and mayhem sounds come from outside the room.
  190.  
  191. <OvermanXAN> "Allriiiight." Rika grumbles, more interested in the conversation than in getting injured, which she judges is the most likely result of intervening between Arturia and Lina.
  192.  
  193. <Gulping> "Wow, you're REALLY good at this, Auntie Art! Now let's REALLY play!"
  194.  
  195. <AdventFalls> Rei sighed. "I'm sorry, Koji. I was just scared. Especially after how my mother took it."
  196.  
  197. <RickDominated> "...Yeah, I'm a little surprised, I'll admidt. ...Not like it'd be the first time something like this has happened though."
  198.  
  199. <RickDominated> "...How bad was it?"
  200.  
  201. <Gulping> The sounds of chaos and destruction intensify, and a large chunk of jagged metal flies up and lodges itself in the ceiling.
  202.  
  203. <OvermanXAN> "Onee-chan, help! I think they're about to destroy the building!"
  204.  
  205. <AdventFalls> "She threatened to declare outright war on Miss Sakura, because she thought she set Lucetia up to get pregnant."
  206.  
  207. <AdventFalls> "Basically thought it was Shinji all over again."
  208.  
  209. <AdventFalls> "....Excuse me one moment." She peeked out the door and looked out.....
  210.  
  211. <OvermanXAN> Rika comes flying through the doorway in an involuntary manner "Help please!!!"
  212.  
  213. <RickDominated> Kojiro sighs, and gets up himself...Only to almost be bowled over by Rika. "...Oof!"
  214.  
  215. <AdventFalls> "LINA!"
  216.  
  217. <Gulping> The noticeably more grown up, white haired girl is currently holding Caliburn in her teeth and grinning madly.
  218.  
  219. <Syl> Arturia has rather torn up clothes now and is breathing heavily with wide eyes.
  220.  
  221. <AdventFalls> "Lina. *Please* be nice to Arturia and Koji."
  222.  
  223. <RickDominated> "Girl....I swear to your Grandfather and his demon spawn of a Kangaroo, You break this Ship, Ibis will break you."
  224.  
  225. <Gulping> Lina frowns, and spits out the sword of the king of England. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
  226.  
  227. <Gulping> She shrinks back down to her normal form, visibly disappointed. "I never get to really have fun..."
  228.  
  229. <AdventFalls> "You wanna do that, ask someone to spar with you or something. Okay?" She looked at Arturia....
  230.  
  231. <Syl> Arturia picks up her sword and dismisses it, then calmly fixes her hair. "Kids these days.." She says softly, even though she's anything but calm at the moment.
  232.  
  233. <Sandwitches> A somewaht grinning Lucetia slips back into the room. "Thats ALWAYS awesome to watch."
  234.  
  235. <Gulping> She perks up a little. "Hey, you were great! That was SOOOOOOOOOO fun!" Lina walks over and gives the former Heroic Spirit a hug.
  236.  
  237. <Gulping> "I thought Grandpa was the only one who could keep up with big me!"
  238.  
  239. <Syl> Arturia can't help but smile and ruffles Lina's hair. "You children are making me feel old trying to keep up with ya!" She says jokingly.
  240.  
  241. <RickDominated> "Bah...We're just in our Prime right now." Kojiro grins, sliding up behind Lucetia and putting a hand on her shoulder.
  242.  
  243. <Gulping> "Grandpa says the same thing, but he hasn't actually been aging for decades now, which makes it kind of a dumbass statement."
  244.  
  245. <Sandwitches> The girl freezes and hugs her brother back.
  246.  
  247. <RickDominated> "Though seriously, I meant that earlier, Congratulations."
  248.  
  249. <Syl> Arturia sighs happily at the way things managed to turn out. "Alls well that ends well I suppose.."
  250.  
  251. <Sandwitches> "Thanks..."
  252.  
  253. <AdventFalls> "You.. um... Koji, you're not too mad, are you?"
  254.  
  255. <RickDominated> "Hahahaha..." There is a definite edge to his laugh. "Oh hell yeah, I'm mad. Not mad that my two sisters are pregnant, no, mad that you thought I couldn't handle it."
  256.  
  257. <Sandwitches> Lucetia slowly starts edging backwards away from her brother.
  258.  
  259. <AdventFalls> "Hey. The whole breaking you part was Ibis."
  260.  
  261. <RickDominated> "Yeah, and Kei too, I bet. There is a discussion in our future..."
  262.  
  263. <AdventFalls> "Yeah." Rei nodded, biting her tongue. "There is."
  264.  
  265. <Gulping> "Yay! I like discussions!"
  266.  
  267. <Gulping> "No, wait, I hate discussions. What the hell am I saying?"
  268.  
  269. <RickDominated> "I was about to say..." He shakes his head. "Alright, I've caused enough havoc here for the day. I'm off to go have a chat with my Wife...or both of them." His eyebrow twitches slightly. "I'll see you all later."
  270.  
  271. <OvermanXAN> "Bye!"
  272.  
  273. <AdventFalls> "See you, Koji..." Rei sighed.
  274.  
  275. <Gulping> "Bye Unca Koji!"
  276.  
  277. <RickDominated> "I'll be around, of course. Arturia won't be able to get rid of me afterall." Another hug for his sister and he's off.
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