Wasteland

Sasha: The two for one special. Only one to ever give me a hangover after. That venom doesn't fuck around.
Ramses: Roy-al-tee aint mean much to me...His cranium ain't the only thing swollen if ya dig.
Nikto: Kinda wanted to keep him. Stabbed me and then stabbed me anoter way to make me stop making innuendo.
H0P3: I tried to get the secret menu, but I think this one had it coded out. Bummer.
Crane: He patched me up once, not the kind of rearranging my guts I was after but gotta respect the loyalty.
Sage: I tried to make the bird sing, but she got startled off before I really got to work my magic. Damn shame.
Nymphs: Bad juju. I don't think I've headed that way, or if I did I was too high to remember it.
Mike: A wild ride. Eheh. Okay he wasn't great, but he delivers!
Ricky: Speaking of delivery, theres more than one wild ride around these parts. Still, nothing to write home about.
Kara: Almost happened once when she was drunk, but... Well, that just ain't sporting. I know she would rather wait. I'de still rock her world if she asked while sober.
Yuki: Girl has some nice toys I'll say that much. Who needs a mutant when you've got all those fun prosthetics laying around?
(U)Magnus: Now were talkin, this guy can go the distance. he ain't much for gals like me but a bit of the ole hipsway and eyelashes and he did his best to break me.
Lockley: Looks like a kid and doesn't seem interested ontop of it. Pass.
Heli: I wanted to take her for a spin, but no means no. Bummer.
AMU: Same deal as the earlier clanker. I thought those prewar types made these things multipurpose?
Samson: I would never steal a man from his boo. Also uh... Kinda ugly even for me.
Nick: Whatever you say about him, he's very good with his hands and won't pass out after a single bout.
Remilia: Happened in a dream once. I bet I could convince her to swing my way if I tried but that's too much work for a priss.
Georgia: Someone already got to her from what I hear. I don't take second place man.
Quinn: Surprisingly okay for a priss. Can last and doesn't look too bad either. Would ride again.
Lance: He's heard too many stories I think. Or maybe he already knows what it would be like.
Argo: Not if they were the last living men on this rock.
Marc: More fun to fight than fuck, hes not one to pull punches like most mercs.
Calli: Bae. We get together every other week and while she rocks, I rock her world. Then we pop some pills and see where the mood takes us.
Isha: I can hear you now, stop asking its killing the vibe.
Karnak: Gotta pass here too. Too far into the primordial soup look for me. Maybe if I was drunk or desperate.
Ant King: No dice, probably for the best too. I don't really wanna know what he does to those ants.
Hannah: Would. But I don't get out to the jungle much and she's only just started her adventures.
Sunny: An absolute wreck. But then again I did read a book once about hyenas that would explain a lot.
Luthor: Politicians fuck us all anyway. Ha ha!
Magnus(W): I ain't suicidal, contrary to what people think about me I know my limits. I'de give him a hand or two if he wanted it though.
Maya: I think she's actively doing it right now with that thing attachted to her, I don't share.
Lin: Wasn't interested as I lack the equipment or the commitment.
Chloe: This is a child.
Phi: Clankers are about the only ones who won't let me try. A damn shame, but maybe if I phrased it right this one would do it. Gotta experiment.
Billy: He's good with his hands, decently strong. But definately green and it shows.
Tuma: Fish wasn't interested in seeing how long I could hold my breath.
Victor: Just aint equipped for the rodeo.
David: Another decent one to visit. Not a fan of people like me, but as long as I leave his piece alone he's always down for a little cops and robbers.
Dmir: Boring Priss, Pass.
Acheron: Fuckin nerd even if he ain't a priss.
Bee: That's me! And yes, I would fuck myself unconcious any day of the week. Usually saturdays.