Kirby headcanons

Kirby: Dedede and Meta Knight helped him set up his little house. Meta needs to come by every week or so to ensure the house isn't a total unclean mess

Dedede: he gets a Waddle Dee to write all his letters while he tells them what to write. This Dee is usually Bandee. He sometimes tries to use big words without knowing what they mean, so Bandee tends to pass the letters by Meta for suggestions on how to fix it.

Meta Knight: He can do that Batman thing where you can turn around for a second, only to turn back and he's gone without a trace. Sees himself as a mentor and parental figure to a lot of people. Sometimes worries if the advice he gives is adequate enough. His wings morph into his cape.

Bandee: Harbored a smol crush on Elline before learning she's a 2 billion year old primordial entity. They're still friends though. Recently he's been taken up by Zan as a Spearmaster Apprentice. He became Special Captain Bandana Dee after the events of 64, and he became the Supreme Royal Major General Bandana Dee after the events of Star Allies

Animal friends: They don't go on adventures anymore because they're old and retired, but they also know Kirby now has plenty of friends to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. If I were to describe their dynamic, just think of Top Gear

Marx: A youngster that tends to get power hungry and doesn't really know when a prank goes too far. He has a notebook that lists people and how to prank them. Is actually very perceptive of others and uses that perception to analyze how to pull fast ones on them.

Adeleine: Reserved to her hutt at the mountain Dyna Blade resides at, she often enjoys hiking high up to get a grand view of Dream Land, perfect for landscape paintings. She's still keeps contact with Ribbon, though worries the fairy will outlive her.

Ribbon: She and Kirby are penpals!

Fairy Queen: she's secretly a writer that writes under a pseudonym. She enjoys visiting Popstar for how vibrantly different its seasons and continents are. Since there's no Christmas on Ripple Star, she usually visits and celebrates it with the gang. Her full name is Romania Iris Phoebe Parca Laetita Eathelyn.

Dark Meta Knight: born of Meta Knight's fear of giving in to violence and darkness, DMK is a brutal son of a bitch that fights dirty, talks with a venomous tongue and enters combat on impulse, regardless of whether or not his foes stand a chance. He also enjoys sitcoms and romantic dramas.

Shadow Kirby: Kind of a creepy, but nice kid, (this actually ended up being canon in KF2 lmao) he looks like Kirby, but unlike him does not have any power. Born of Kirby's fear of being powerless.

Daroach: The greatest treasure hunter and fuckboy of the universe, his total wealth is as immeasurable as how many he's scored. He travels the cosmos on his ship with his crew, but often returns to Popstar to chill. He also remembers everyone's birthdays, and makes sure to announce it to everyone on board with the ship's intercom. He's originally from the planet Floria. Dark Daroach is a version of him possessed by Dark Nebula, wherein he loses all sense of self and is essentially just a more powerful puppet

Spinni: Short, but crazy fast, Spinni is usually the person that sneaks into the inhabitated buildings that the Squeak Squad takes treassure from to scout. He's also trans.

Storo: A big oaf that's the brawn of the squad and usually does the heavy lifting. He's thickly accented and paints as a hobby. Every Squeak has one of his paintings in their room.

Doc: the brains and mechanic of the Squad, he's a collector of cultural memorabilia, from cool statues to postcards. He got his cool glasses and UFO from Mecheye

Magolor: Once a person that sought phenomenal cosmic power, he's now reserved himself to his itty-bitty living space on Planet Popstar, dominating the universe with the power of capitalism, scamming people whenever he can and amassing wealth enough to get whatever he wants. He is a stand up and chill guy though, trust.

Landia: Though he looks like babey rn, his true form is much larger and more monstrous. Was pivotal in defeating Void Termina during the Galactic Crisis. After falling dormant from their kaiju battle, Landia eventually reawakened and laid waste to the already crippled Halcandra and claimed dominion over the destroyed planet. Currently in babby mode to conserve energy.

Taranza: It is customary for the right hand of the regent to stand on the right side of their ruler. Since he and Sectonia eloped to Dream Land, he usually finds himself on her left, holding her hand. Crushed on his childhood friend since 13 years old.

Sectonia: Despite acting more casual since settling down in Dream Land, her language is as sophisticated as ever, because Its fun as hell to her. In private, she's a lot more casual and really likes helping her cute little hubbie out with more basic things, though she certainly doesn't mind when he pampers her like old times. Started falling for Taranza when she was 16. Yes she's alive now, Its a long story

Dark Taranza: Loathing the circumstances of his creation, he harbors a deep hatred for Taranza and an even deeper hatred for Sectonia for making him a being that feels inherently terrible for someone he doesn't even know. The most spiteful, malicious and unstable of Dark Mind's dark reflections.

Susie: Sometimes she doodles whatever she remembers from Another Dimension. A part of her knows how fascinating the place is and how much potential it has for technology of the future. Another part wants to forget it ever existed. She also helped everyone in Dream land getting phones and the like.

Max Haltmann: An only child that lost his parents while attending business school. He was quite proud of the company he had built from the ground up, until his mind started to decay. He liked milkshakes a lot.

Star Dream: Granted access to both interdimensional travel and the internet, Star Dream can access the internet across every dimension.

Elline: Together with Claycia, she is over 2 billion years old and was formed at the beginning of the world in Seventopia's dimension. She travelled across the stars looking for anything, until she found Claycia that had recently shaped the world of Seventopia in her gray clay. Helping her out, she gave it all color and brought everything to life. Since then, the two started an eternal friendship + more. The two deities make up two halves of creation, one shaping and the other giving life.

Claycia: Was the creator of the painting that depicted The Sisters. She and Elline have been through every possible stage of friendship and enemyship known. Currently they're besties. She now owns the glasses Dark Crafter wore, using them for things like looking at magic auras, bone structure, X-Ray, the past and future, heat signature, etc.

Drawcia: Originating from a painting that depicted sisters, Drawcia was quite literally ripped apart from Paintra and the two fell into a spacetime vortex into different dimensions. Coming alive in another world, Drawcia blamed her creator for everything and became a powerful witch. She attacks Dream Land after tracking where Paintra went. She views regular art as very limited and basic compared to the reality constructs she brings to life

Paintra: the younger of the two sisters, Paintra landed on Floralia on Popstar when she was torn from her sister. She was seen as a demon and sealed away in a painting. After the events of TDX, Drawcia eventually tracked her down and freed her, uniting with her sister. The two now live together.

Francisca: As she became more accustomed to society and having morals, she defrosted her ice sculpture collection. She still enjoys visiting the planet she grew up on and watching the northern lights. She crushes on Susie quite a bit and wishes they'd spend more time together. She lives together with her sisters, of which she considers herself the most normal. Channeling all her power, she has the ability to turn down the temperature in her surrounding area to absolute zero, freezing all molecules in the air. Essentially she can freeze time.

Flamberge: Magolor made the mistake of introducing her to anime,  which she now uses as fighting inspiration. Met her Eternal Nemesis (DMK) during the SA campaign on the planet she grew up on, which she often returns to to blow off some steam, usually with her nemesis. During one of their many battles, their magic clashed so hard that it created a small sprite of fire and darkness, which they basically adopted on the spot. They're parents now to this little imp demon and that should terrify you.

Zan Partizanne: Immensely curious about the galaxy she was sheltered from, Zan is now a super studious and investigative person. Since coming to popstar, she's really stepped into herself and become much more of an individual when it comes to preferences, fashion style and humor. Most importantly of all, she's much more happy. She has a great interest in electrical appliances and objects, fascinated by how much different machinery with different purposes are fueled by the power of lightning. Her favorite contraption so far is the camera. She takes great effort into questioning how and why people act why they do in a society, and can therefor come across as socially naïve and awkward.

Hyness: Remaining in the Divine Terminus to rebuild it, Hyness has had a change of heart and realized that his lord was more of a neutral being, and that he had imposed and projected his own resentment and anger upon the interdimensional god. Ashamed of his actions, he vowed to one day resummon VT to apologize and atone for everything he's done. He was also the person that got the brilliant idea to put the Master Crown on a hibernating lava hydra and make it fight Void Termina, which was the decision that ended up getting his sect banished.

Whispy Woods: "Whispy" is an ancient tree spirit that can possess any tree in the grand forests of Dream Land. This is why he's not completely bothered by his "bodies" getting beat up. He prefers the company of animals and gets territorial when people enter his domain.

Yggy Woods: A spirit even more ancient than Whispy, though this one makes its home on a different planet. The connection between them is primordial and unknown, though perhaps they are beings of nature itself.

Mr Frosty: Although native from the colder regions of Popstar, Mr. Frosty enjoys taking trips to Dream Land to throw down with the locals once in a while. Ice throwing is seen as a game for him and his kind, so don't take his antics as malicious.

Dark Matter Swordsman: After being pelted in its battle against Kirby, the Rainbow Sword severed its connection with the Dark Matter hivemind and it eventually gained independency and sentience. It also gained Dedede's terrible fashion sense after sitting on his brain cavity for so long.

Zero: unlike Dark Matter, the origins of Zero is actually not natural. He is a heavily mutated creation based off Dark Matter, made by Hyness' sect. He gains his intelligence and sentience from mortal DNA, which is also why he bleeds. His body temperature is cold. The intention behind his creation was for "it" to serve as a medium to control Dark Matter, but he eventually went rogue, broke out of his confinement and disappeared. Essentially, they made an undead deity that controls a natural force.

02: A reshaped and evolved state of Zero that resurrected by using his control over natural forces to tap into divine power, hence the halo. It took 4 years for his new body to grow, all spent in agonizing pain. Attacked Ripple Star to gain access to its crystalline technology to reverse engineer it, looking for a way to make him immune to the light that disposed of him last time.

Dark Mind: An ancient demon sealed away in the mirror world that broke free and conquered it. Dark Mind's essence is confined to a mechanical dome, but he uses his power to absorb and steal the forms of those he corrupts. He used this power to infect the entire network of dimensional mirrors, and is always looking to slowly spread his influence to other worlds. This corruption of the network is also how he has power over the Dark Reflections the mirror creates. His corruption works like a sickness, infecting your soul and exacerbating your fears and desires until you are consumed by them, leaving you an easy target for him. He's also a cunt

Dark Nebula: He likes swimming. He cannot communicate in an understandable language due to being locked away for thousands of years. The chest he was in has been buried in Dream Land's earth for just as long too.

Void: A metauniversal being that takes the shape of the ideal imposed on it. Whether it is truly sentient or simply just a form of matter that imitates life and its properties is unknown. It has no true concrete form and its origins are a complete mystery, though some have speculated it is a cluster of the concept of ideas, thoughts and fantasies made real through a collective psyche of psychic energy regurgitated in the building blocks of the multiverse itself.

Galacta Knight: One of the four heroes that sealed away Void Termina. He was imprisoned after VT was sealed out of fear for his power. Both 'Aeon Hero' and 'Galacta Knight' are actually titles, the latter being reserved for the most elite warriors of Halcandra. His true name is currently unknown to everyone save for one being. True name: Eligos
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AFTERLIFE STUFF

> Ok so Hades is this smaller realm of a few, tiny floating islands with flowerbeds on them. In the middle of it is a giant dark vortex that's been running since the beginning of time. All the recently departed souls from all over existence fall into Hades and is swung around in a current, until they're caught by the gravity of the vortex and eventually annihilated. Its like a snowglobe but with a black hole in the middle
> Its a white void at the edges of the realm with orange and red accents, accents that grow more sharp and dark the closer you get into the center
> Morpho hangs around the islands, sitting in the flowerbeds and observing the souls stream around and get caught and destroyed. And as of recently, Galacta sits there too.
> Sometimes souls are just so strong that they dont get caught up and fights against the current. Though most of them eventually lose their grip and get destroyed with the rest,  Sometimes they're strong enough to return to life.
> Marx and Drawcia are examples of souls that resisted the pull and came back
> Drawcia kept herself afloat because she wanted to reunite with her sister, as well as anger at their creator
> When Morpho observes souls like those, they don't do anything to stop them. It's only their job to observe, and not intervene with the path they take. It's kind of like their version of trainspotting
> Only if some sort of bullshit necromancy or something similar is going on in the living world that abuses souls (hi Dark Mind) do they step into their job boots and help them return to their natural path down to Hades. The journey of the soul must not be manipulated by another.

> Alright so the idea is to push the Soul of Sectonia fight into canon. This is all based off post SA
> I already have a convoluted idea when it comes to souls/Soul fights and the afterlife, but basically Secc's soul fell down to Hades as every other soul does, but was so full of regret and despair that it fought back against the current that leads to annihilation (basically imainge Hades being a sort of tiny realm with a black hole in the middle that draws in all the afterlives souls), and that basically lead to her soul reentering her corpse and reawakening in the Dreamstalk as this deluded halfplant zombie.
> She's... sort of half aware that she wants to be back with Taranza, her primal urges to fight and live just overtakes that when she reawakens. She has the will to fight for her life, she's just not in the right state of mind to grasp why.
> So both Kirby and Taranza step up to combat SoS, and they're sorta okay at it. But at one point she causes a huge energy blast and sends Taranza flying unconscious. She sees this out of the corner of her eye, and in a sudden moment of recognition and clarity, she reaches out and rips off her torso from her flower body and flies after him, catching him mid air and angrily holding on to him in a protective manner while Kirby fights her
> Eventually she's defeated and crash lands on a platform, then tries to crawl over to Taranza with her fuckin'-
decapitated ass body, crying and only being able to vocalize by groaning. He stumbles over to her and embraces her, and she passes out in his arms. hands. embrace. yeah.
> she's then in a coma for MONTHS while the techlads (Susie and Magolor) and the magic lads (Taranza, the mages and also Magolor) does their best to separate her DNA from plant DNA
> she has to REGROW like HALF her body.
> This is of course also when Susie drops the bomb that she sorta, maybe, may or may not have some Sectonia DNA in her database :)
> she takes a while to recover ofc, but she gets there
> also she loses all ability to use magic
> but y'know, they're together again
> and happy