Carmen chats with people around.... re-entry?

==undecidedBypasser has begun pestering bucolicBunyan (BB) ==
UB: Morning Carmen!
UB: Are you around?
BB: Oh hey!!!
BB: Glad its u
BB: Thought it might be one of those losers from school tryin to harass me again!!!
BB: Whats up????
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Well, this might sound really silly
UB: But... everything seems, off, today
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Whats that sposed to mean??
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Well, I got up for my run, right? And when I leave the house, every bird stops chirping. My dad's car is in the garage, but he's not in the house.
UB: and I swear the sky is the wrong color blue
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Weird!!!
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: But you seem like your everyday self, so maybe it's all in my head.
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: I dunno shit seems p boring round here
BB: My fuckin dad let me sleep in for some reason but hes probs just doin that so he can chew me out again
BB: I kinda just got up.....
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Same! I usually wake up a lot earlier.
UB: I dunno. Maybe you should get Ember up to speed again, if his parents haven't already
UB: Sorry for waking you up!
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Pssssh u didnt wake me up
BB: Just taXe a while for shit to make sense when I wake up lol
BB: Ill talk to Ember when he talX to me I gotta get ready now before my dad gets super pissed
BB: Kinda dont wanna deal with that shit right now my head hurts
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Alright, sounds good.
UB: Talk to you later! Lmk when you have time for Civ. I don't remember when we scheduled the next session.
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Idk either
BB: Gotta see the chores I gotta do today I dunno how long Ive gotta work
BB: Ttyl
BB: Wait
BB: Did u mess with the shit on my laptop or somethin????
BB: Somethins up with pesterchum
BB: Ur dad install somethin on here?
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Wait, you have these weird names too?
UB: I dunno, I'm going to go look for him.
UB: Virus scan acted funny.
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Weird names?
BB: I got some names that are kinda familiar but dunno I probs just forgot who those peeps are
BB: Mosta them are just gone though!!!
Maddox (Skippito)08/14/2018
UB: Yeah, it's really weird.
Carmen Chapman08/14/2018
BB: Whatevs
BB: I probs just broke somethin last night
BB: Imma go get dressed n shit lemme know if u fix my computer or somethin
BB: Ttyl
== bucolicBunyan [BB] has chopped down the conneXon to uncertainBypasser [UB] ==


== uncertainBypasser [UB] has begun pestering bucolicBunyan [BB] ==
UB: Everything is wrong.
UB: If I don't respond tomorrow, it's cause I'm probably dead.
UB: It's coming for me. Why are you so important? Why are these discs so important?
UB: Why Do I think Frog are important!?
UB: WHy am I even typing this??
UB: And you're not even real, probably! Just like verytthing else.
== unvertainBypasser [UB] has stopped pestering bucolicBunyan [BB] ==

== udisreputableOutbreak [DO] has begun trolling bucolicBunyan [BB] ==
DO: heY sO, whO yoU?
((Maybe I don't remember correctly, but I thought Carmen and Mirkan had met before entry?))
((I don't recall them having known each other for long, but I thought Mobius introduced them after he tracked Carmen down))
((i dont remember them rn sooo, i mean mirkan doesnt remember them))
((checked https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R14KxTtf4Y3mOXlEuOxb1IUsJ3_WIbm3iDH13ssxZIY/edit# and it looks like they had met but we can just roll with this))
BB: Uhhhh not a good time Mirkan
BB: Im busy tryin to not get murdered n shit
BB: N like... everythings on fire!!!
BB: U okay????
BB: Everythings weird today n I cant remember a fuckton of stuff
BB: Im gonna go downstairs n take care of a burglar so I gotta go soon
((i kno we talked and all, but like becks is dming and apparently i dont remember shit))
((and i mean mirkan))
((so plot lets roll lmao))
DO: I reallY donT likE havinG someonE elsE havinG thE uppeR hanD oN mE :/
DO: hoW diD yoU hacK mY celL anD computeR???
DO: somehoW I canT remembeR stufF toO! arE yoU playinG A jokE oN mE???
BB: HAHAHA UR SO FUNNY MIRKAN
BB: U think I haXXed u??? :OOOOO
BB: Mobius is the one with all that fuckin creepy electroniX tracking shit
BB: Im too busy tryin to like... not die
BB: I dunno the fuX goin on but MaddoX n I cant remember shit but like deja vu all the time
BB: Our computers are fucked up n everythings tryin to kill us
BB: Like what the hell???? :((((((
DO: waiT, ouR computerS wanT tO kilL uS? shiT.
BB: I dunno whats goin on!!!
BB: MaddoX saw creepy shadows or somethin in my house the forests burnin down my head is killin me n MaddoX gettin attacked by aliens DDDD:
BB: Whatevs the fuX happenin needs to stop n dont wanna die
BB: Im goin downstairs to kill this thing if I hafta!!!!
BB: ttyl maybe if I dont get rekt
== bucolicBunyan [BB] chopped down the conneXon to disreputableOutbreak [DO] ==

== bucolinBunyan [BB] sprouted a conneXon to uncertainBypasser [UB] ==
BB: WHAT THE FUx GOIN ON???
BB: U OKAY???
BB: MaddoX ur freakin me the fuck out
BB: Weird shits happenin over here n I was gonna talk to u but now ur makin me feel worse
BB: I remember weird shit from yesterday
BB: I dunno I thought I just took some funky stuff before I went to bed n thats why everything was foggy but my heads goin crazy or somethin now
BB: Everythings like dead fuckin quiet n everything in my house is moving round when I turn my back!!!
BB: I remember frogs
BB: We were doin somethin with a game n some fuckin frogs
BB: I remember feelin really sad n really happy n really creeped out but I dont know why!!!!!
BB: It feels real but what the fuck am I even feeling anymore???
BB: Whats going on!?!?!
BB: Please dont be dead
UB: its all wrong
BB: I was gonna ask you out btw
BB: So dont die
UB: one hand. Watchingdoor.
UB: Dad is monster alien. attack me.
UB: thx. Watch out.
BB: Holy shit does that mean my dad is gonna hunt me down too???
BB: I dont stand a chance against him!!!!! DDDDD:
BB: I cant run anywhere the forest is fuckin on fire
UB: I rembr smnth. Ur an alien 2. But it ok.
UB: Why do I know this?
BB: Wait u know that???
BB: Shit I probs wasnt sposed to say that now u know its true
BB: This doesnt make any sense!!!
UB: n now my cmptr show your room, I think?
BB: What the hell???
BB: Ur SPYIN on me now!?!?!
BB: Stop!!! :((((
BB: Howd u even do that!
UB: It wnt close!
UB: Im sorry! I put importnt disc in!
UB: ...u have them 2, in ur hnd?!
BB: Howd u know that too???
BB: Ur kinda creepin me out here!
UB: It wnt let me close it!
UB: Monster quiet now. Really freaky
UB: I dnt mean 2 b spyin
BB: K whatevs I found the discs in the basement
BB: Happy now???
UB: no! im still freaked out a looooooooooooooooooot!
BB: >:(((
UB: smtng vry vry wrong
UB: If ur real n im real
BB: Well if ur watchin me n everything, can you see if theres anything in my fuckin house????
UB: then we r myb the only real 1s
UB: k
UB: lookd. Blck figur in lvng room.
UB: hiding in shadws now. Be vry careful o:
UB: dont die plz
BB: WHAT?!?
BB: SHITSHIT
BB: Seriously????
UB: D:
BB: Im srsly fucked
BB: If the turrets arent shootin at it Im probs toast
BB: It can break into my dads fuckin vault so nowheres safe
BB: Shit I heard noise
BB: Im just gonna go do it
BB: Sittin round here waitin to die s laaaame
BB: Ttyl hope I dont die
BB: If I do...
BB: ThanX for everythin
BB: blows kiss
== bucolicBunyan [BB] has left ==
== bucolicBunyan [BB] has re-sprouted the connection ==
BB: Im back!!!
BB: U still like.... not dead n stuff???? :OOOO
BB: My head hurts even more now!!!
BB: There was this like fuckin creepy shadow person n my chainsaw lit on FIRE n I scared it the fuck away(edited)
BB: Its also really fuckin quiet but like.... I kinda remember its not sposed to be?
BB: U know anythin bout that?????
BB: I feel like I wanna jam out to some thumpin beats but there arent any but theres like sposed to be?
BB: I dunno whats goin on!!!!
BB: I just dont want another shitty creepy thing that taXe all my stuff!
BB: U there????? DDDD:
UB: I here. U live!
UB: I b staying still.
UB: It hasn't come into the room yet
UB: u get it?
BB: Ur okay! :DDD
BB: Get what?
UB: It dead?
BB: No but I showed it whos boss n now its gone!!!
BB: Fuckin ran into the forest
UB: Thats good.
BB: It was easy
UB: Easy?! woooooh
BB: U still spyin on my house?
UB: Yeah, it still on my screen
BB: See anythin else besides me inside???
BB: I locked everythin to keep shit out
BB: I dunno what that fuckin shadow thing was
BB: It was p creepy!!!
BB: Til I like lit it on fire and stomped on it
UB: Yeah. Mine's still creeping around.
UB: Lemme check your house real quick
UB: Wait, you lit it on fire?!
BB: Told u my chainsaw got on fire!!!
BB: I dunno why but it was fuckin AWESOME
UB: Holy crap. You're awesome.
UB: And if it went on fire, then its a real thing that might be able to be killed!
BB: Felt kinda bad for it lyin on the floor screamin n stuff but it rekt my stuff so idc
UB: Your house seems empty of intruders!
BB: Sweet
BB: U make sense of the confusin shit I said?
BB: Bout the beat n stuff???
UB: That sounds familiar... like a heartbeat? Something involving the weird frogs...
UB: Holy crap!?
UB: I remember!
UB: We were on your planet! This game took us to other planets!
UB: The beat was a part of your land, and we were supposed to breed frogs or something stupid to make a new universe!
UB: Earth was destroyed... why are we still here? We left here weeks ago...
UB: Something's very wrong!
BB: What the hell????
BB: What are you talking about?
BB: What game?
BB: What planets?
BB: Im on earth right now its not destroyed!
BB: ...yet
BB: Fuckin forest fire
UB: No, no nonono. This is all an illusion or something. Where are my lightsaber axes?
UB: ....I'm not crazy, I promise!
BB: U have lightsaber aXes????
BB: :OOOOOOOOOO
You have a lightsaber, flaming, super-battery-powered chainsaw!
Oh by the way, we totally started dating. Hug!
Maddox telekinetically hugs Carmen.
BB: UHHHHH
BB: Did you do that!?!?
UB: Yep! I have psionics!
BB: Im kinda freakin out here!
UB: Don't worry, you should remember soon. We gotta get the game going again before your fake-house burns down... again?
BB: My house already burned down???
UB: More like it got attacked by an ogre and most of your turrets got blown up.
BB: ://///
BB: Like
BB: All this shit sounds kinda familiar....
BB: But I dunno why!!!!
BB: Its like ur tellin me bout some dream I had last night or somethin
UB: Oh yeah! Grab one of the turrets, and put it in your sylladex real quick! If you can save the code, we can make more once everything's okay again.
UB: As okay as the apocalypse is, anyway.
BB: Uhhhh okay?
BB: I dunno what that means either!
UB: Well, you should put the SBURB client disc back into your computer. Maybe we can teleport out of here again...
BB: What disc are u talkin bout?????
BB: Maddox ur not makin any sense :(((((
UB: Were there any computer discs you feel are vaguely important? They should be around here somehwere.... it's a game thing.
UB: Yeah, I know, sorry :frowning:
UB: I hoped you would remember if I spouted out a bunch of stuff....
BB: Howd u know that too???
BB: I found some weird fuckin cds in the basement by my dads work
BB: Uh office thing
UB: Yeah! Those! You need those.
UB: Otherwise we can't teleport your house off of the about-to-be-destroyed-earth
UB: If this illusion is anything like it was in real life, it should start raining meteors soon....
BB: DDDDD:
BB: MaddoX
BB: I pulled out the cds n my sylladeX is full of a ton of random fuckin crap
BB: Theres like random carvings n grenades n weird glowy stuff in here
UB: Oh good, you still have those!
BB: U know where all this stuff came from????
UB: Yeah, the game world thing lets us craft stuff using a really weird system.
UB: It's how we got the lightsaberish weapons.
BB: So ur sayin we like started dating n then played a video game that let us make sweet shit???
BB: But also the world died?
UB: ...along with basically everyone we know.... yes.
BB: Thats fucked up
UB: Yes. Yes it is.
UB: There was a lot of crying and moping. :/
UB: And a little substance abuse, but we shouldn't focus on that now.
UB: There's a fire!
BB: .....
UB: ...Yeah, I suck at pep talks.
BB: Guess thats what happens when
BB: Fine never mind
BB: What am I sposed to do then
BB: U seem like u know whats goin on
BB: I got nothin :|||||
UB: ...Hopefully you remember soon :/
UB: Uh, put the client disc into your computer and install it
UB: That will let me put some machines into your house for the game.
BB: K
BB: Theres one here that says client Im puttin it in
UB: Got it. Where do you want me to put several large machines in your house this time?
BB: Ur just gonna like... put them somewhere?
UB: Yeah. Imagine I'm putting in like three grand pianos.
BB: Just outta nowhere????
BB: My computer did a thing n says its done whatever that means
UB: Yep! I can put them down now.
BB: K well like dont look in the basement
BB: Or in my room!!!
BB: Living room n conference place might have space????
UB: Sure thing!
BB: I heard some bumps downstairs was that u???
UB: Yep! I put them in your living room.
UB: You should go down there and bring something to chat with.
BB: K
BB: My phones got a buncha piX on it!!!
BB: Theres one of us on this pryamid thing u remember that????
UB: Yep! That was pretty awesome!
UB: You brought us there on your bison.
BB: I had a bison???? :OOOOO
BB: I betterve picked a good name
BB: Why cant I remember this?!?
BB: Like I kinda get the shit ur sayin but Ive still got no clue what the hell ur goin on bout......
BB :(((((
UB: I'm sure you're get it soon! :frowning:
UB: pry the top off that tall machine while you're trying to think about it.
BB: K
UB: Alright! Don't touch the orb thing!
UB: You gotta put something in, but whatever you put in powers up enemies later...
UB: Last time you put one of your drug baggies in. That wasn't too bad, but enemies could cause us to overdose by their attacks...
BB: That doesnt make any sense but okay!
BB: What do I do now? Theres these tubey things all over now
UB: Pick up one of those tube things, and take it to the carving machine! There's a card I put down nearby, put that thing in there too.
UB: Yeah, just make sure not to put anything too dangerous in. A plush, maybe.
BB: Push something into it?????
BB: Oh like the drug baggie thingy u said
BB: K I got this fuckin weird vase thing
BB: The hell I do with it now???(edited)
UB: You put that on the one with the wide platform.
UB: You've done this before, it should come back soon...
BB: I dunno.....
BB: Whatevs u say tho
UB: And yes, just toss it in. It instantly absorbs stuff.
UB: The floating thing, that is.
BB: Now?
UB: Anytime before the timer on the tall machine hits zero and something horrible happens
BB: SHIT!!!
BB: This stupid glowy fucker! DDD:
BB: If I throw some shit at it will it go away???
UB: Yep! And give all bad guys related superpowers.
UB: So, uh, be careful about that.
BB: Maybe I wont throw in drugs this time...
BB: I still dunno how u know bout that but whatevs we got shit to do!
BB: Imma just pull out whatever I got
BB: I dont want it to make a fuckin mess in my house like the shitty shadow thing
UB: Uh, okay
UB: We'll get it worked out.
BB: Uhhhhhhh
BB: What was the point of that!?!?
BB: Now I've got ghost playdoh???? :OOOO
UB: Makes the game not glitch out I think? Guide said to do it.
UB: Yep! It might learn to talk later if you throw another thing in.
UB: Last time you also put in your Deer mom.
UB: Second thing is the last one though. After that it becomes safe :smiley:
BB: Ur hurtin my head but okay
BB: This thing just appeared outta nowhere!!!
BB: Look!
<photo of thing>
UB: Uh, do something to it? This this was always different, and nobody really figured out a common thread...
UB: Mine involved me acting like a 90s hero for a bit. It... wasn't my best moment.
BB: HAHAHA
BB: I wish I coulda seen that!
BB: Maybe u should redo it for me sometime ;)))
UB: ...
UB: Good luck!
BB: These mirrors are really creepy!!!!! DDDD:
BB: Theyre like... not me
BB: Well kinda
BB: Its weird
UB: That sounds like a creepier version of the power we figured out just before this happened.
UB: Do what seems right? Nobody's managed to screw this up badly enough to die, yet...
UB: I have faith.
BB: This is crazy!!!!
BB: Its like this fuckin crazy sunset but its not setting its just stayin there!!!! :OOOOO
BB: Theres all these roses n shit too
<sends a photo>
BB: Look at that!!!!!
BB: Wait
BB: What am I doin ur still spyin on me right?
BB: U can probs see all this already
UB: Yep! It's different from last time.
UB: ...Do you remember yet?