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~13:00
Opening shows Hawkeye's family getting dusted

Tony and Nebula take 3 weeks to get back to earth
Tony lost tons of weight, collapses bitching at captain america and hands him his nanobots
Capt cunt stares at people with the fluoride-leftist wide-eyed stare
Raccoon flies the rest of them to Thanos' planet, a location that Nebula knew Thanos would retire on

~16:30
Thanos gets ambushed. Tells everyone he purposefully the stones. Thor beheads him.
Cuts to Five Years Later text.

~23:00
Capt listens to a fag for several minutes. Antman shows back up and finds his daughter is older.

~24:00
Captain Cunt tells everyone she won't be in the film for the majority of the duration.

~27:30
Jew Widow cries for several minutes until Antman shows up

~29:30
Antman tells them to build a time machine.

~35:50
Tony has a jew spawn. Grey Hulk is asked about the time machine.

~44:34
Time Travel shenanigans. Tony makes a timespace GPS.

~51:01
Thor is now a fat NEET. WE WUZ VALKreez runs New Asgard. Thor decides to help.

~58:27
LOL TIME TRAVEL MOVIES AMIRITE. They find out their time travel method works.

~1:03:50
They plan their targets with reddit humor and time travel.

~1:08:33
Grey Hulk gets apprehended by magic bald lady. Thor runs off when he should help the raccoon.

-1:08:58
Weird editing moment where jew widow hugs warnigger when she was a second ago smiling next to hawkeye.

~1:12:43 (juicy plot convenience)
Deux ex Machina where Nebula's past self somehow plays a scene where warnigger gives away the plan to Past Thanos.

~1:23:02
Stone heisting continues. Goes back to Thanos doing a diagnostic on Nebula. Plot wizard says two consciousnesses are inside Nebula. This is a lazy attempt to force the deus ex machina to work. Convenience continues as Thanos plausibly knows the entire plan.

~1:28:56
Thor talks to his mommy, who gives him the "you're like everybody else," and "I'm the wisest person on Asgard, take that neo-pagans!" speech.

~1:33:38
More Thanos knows the plan. Future Nebula gets captured trying to warn everyone else.

~1:43:15
Time travel sentimentality scenes. Stark meets his dad with bad age makeup. Capt sees his old love being annoyed by a poo n' looer.

~1:44:47
Past Nebula takes Future Nebula's time travel juice and a part of her to use as a disguise.

~1:46:46
Weird editing again. Presumably to show time passed. Hawkeye tells red skull, "hows it going," either to get his attention or to say hello. It's not clear.

~1:55:53
Everyone bitches about jew widow dying. Tony makes an infinity gauntlet with his iron man suit parts.

~1:59:12
Grey Hulk uses the stones to bring everyone back. Past Nebula betrays them all by bringing thanos' ship to the future. Their headquarters gets exploded by thanos' ship. Everyone survives though.

~2:03:50
Future Nebula and Gamora decide to team up, even though Gamora just learned about the future within the last day or less. This basically comes out of nowhere.

~2:06:48
Thanos begins taking on capt, tony, and thor.

~2:09:01
Hawkeye with the stones runs into Future Nebula and Gamora. Future Nebula kills her past self, conveniently restoring the status quo.

~2:15:32
Capt can somehow use Mjolnir. Thanos wrecks capt's shield and calls down his army. For some reason they focus on niggerkang when he shows up. Wizards, niggers, and other previously dead people teleport in. Pepper has an iron man suit now. Capt says the Avengers Assemble line in an awkward context.

~2:23:00
Starlord gets his balls busted. Antman looks for another time machine in his car. Scarlet Witch forces thanos to use his ship's laser cannons to blast the battlefield.

~2:24:24
Capt Cunt one-shots Thanos' ship. Cue Spidersoy's emasculation scene where inexplicably all of the female "heroes" stand together to save him for a photo-op no one was there to take.

~2:31:40
They have one final scuffle for the stones. Cunnnysnatch, a high level wizard, casts Suggestion on Tony, without a verbal component, and has him use the stones to kill himself. The DM allowed it and starts a long drawn out death scene for Tony. Unfortunately Thanos and his army died too.

~2:37:21
Everyone's reunited with whoever. Tony's spawn doesn't look sad at all seeing a recording of him explaining that he was sure he'd die. Literally everyone is at Tony's funeral including people who shouldn't care.

~2:40:05
Thor says, "It's Her Turn," and elects WE WUZ VALKreez as queen. Thor completes his character arc as Betanord and betas out in front of "I love ballbusting" starlord.

~2:46:12
Capt fulfills every cuckservative's wet dream and passes on his role to his pet nigger. His only regret is that he couldn't take him with back to the past to black his wife.