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  1. if !haseffect 873
  2. abort "WE DEAD PROBABLY"
  3. endif
  4. if monstername "time-spinner prank" || monstername "Eldritch Tentacle" || monstername drunk || monstername "spawn"
  5. call stall
  6. call killkillkill
  7. endif
  8. while monstername gingerbread
  9. call stall
  10. use gingerbread cigarette
  11. endwhile
  12. if monstername copperhead || monstername "red buttons" || monstername "red skeleton" || monstername "red butler" || monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "pygmy janitor" || monstername "pygmy orderlies"
  13. call runrunrun
  14. endif
  15. if monstername "giant isopod" || monstername "gourmet gourami" || monstername "freshwater bonefish" || monstername "alley catfish"
  16. call runrunrun
  17. endif
  18.  
  19. if monstername "witchess" || monstername "bricko ooze" || monstername "black crayon"
  20. while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !times 5
  21. use spooky putty sheet
  22. endwhile
  23. call stall
  24. call killkillkill
  25. endif
  26.  
  27. if !snarfblat 384
  28. call gooold
  29. endif
  30.  
  31. if monstername "red snapper" || monstername "red herring"
  32. if !haseffect 331
  33. skill transcendent olfaction
  34. endif
  35. endif
  36.  
  37.  
  38. if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner)|| monstername "LOV En" || monstername "LOV Eq"
  39. call killkillkill
  40. endif
  41.  
  42. if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 384
  43. call runrunrun
  44. endif
  45.  
  46. sub gooold
  47. if monstername sandworm
  48. call stall
  49. call sandworms
  50. endif
  51. if monstername "Combat Training Snowman"
  52. call stall
  53. call killkillkill
  54. endif
  55. if snarfblat 385
  56. while !monstername "Eldritch Tentacle"
  57. call stall
  58. use glark cable
  59. endwhile
  60. endif
  61. endsub
  62.  
  63. sub killkillkill
  64. while !pastround 25
  65. attack
  66. endwhile
  67. abort "marco is kill"
  68. endsub
  69.  
  70. sub runrunrun
  71. while snarfblat 384
  72. use louder than bomb
  73. endwhile
  74. while monstername janitor
  75. use louder than bomb
  76. endwhile
  77. while monstername orderlies
  78. use louder than bomb
  79. endwhile
  80. while monstername "pygmy bowler" || monstername "red buttons"
  81. skill snokebomb
  82. endwhile
  83. while monstername "red butler"
  84. skill Breathe Out
  85. endwhile
  86. while monstername "red skeleton"
  87. use divine champagne popper
  88. endwhile
  89. while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking
  90. use tattered scrap of paper
  91. endwhile
  92. endsub
  93. sub sandworms
  94. while hasskill lightning strike && !hppercentbelow 50
  95. skill lightning strike
  96. endwhile
  97. while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
  98. skill shattering punch
  99. endwhile
  100. while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
  101. use power pill
  102. endwhile
  103. while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50
  104. skill gingerbread mob hit
  105. endwhile
  106. abort "give me the sweet release of death plox"
  107. endsub
  108.  
  109. sub stall
  110. while !pastround 10 && !monstername sandworm && !monstername gingerbread && !monstername snapper && !monstername herring
  111. use dictionary
  112. endwhile
  113. if monstername snowman
  114. goto snowdude
  115. endif
  116. while !pastround 10 && !monsterhpbelow 400
  117. use dictionary
  118. endwhile
  119. mark snowdude
  120. endsub
  121.  
  122. abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
  123. icon pastalighthouses
  124. scrollwhendone
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