#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int main(void)
{
    using std::cout;
    using std::cin;
    using std::string;
    int buddies;
    int afterBattle;
    string exit;
    cout << "So get this shit... your a fucking pirate."
        << " Cool, right?\n"
        << "Yeah, its off the fuckin hizzook. So anyway,"
        << " your walking through ghetto\n pirateland with"
        << " your gangsta pirate buddies.\n"
        << "...How many of them are with you again?"
        << " (choose a number between 11 and 115)\n";
    cin >> buddies;
    afterBattle = 1 + buddies - 10;
    cout << "Oh shit, thats right... there were"
        << buddies + 1 << " of you silly gangsta pirates.\n"
        << "So anyway, there you guys are, minding your own buisiness,\n"
        << "when these asshole ninjas fall out of the sky and start\n"
        << "beating the shit out of you with their ninja skills.\n"
        << "Luckily, since your gangsta pirates, your fuckin' awesome\n"
        << "and you kill the shit out of all the gay ninjas."
        << "Sadly, 10 of your buddies were killed in battle, leaving\n "
        << afterBattle << "of you left.\n";
    cout << "So after the battle, your feeling pretty pumped up and\n"
        << "convince your friends to pickpocket some hookers.\n"
        << "After beating them down and taking the money they were\n"
        << "hiding in their vaginas, you and your buddies manage to\n"
        << "come up with 107 euros (ghetto pirate land is in Euorpe),\n"
        << "which you all decide to split evenly. leaving you each with "
        << (107 / afterBattle) << " euros each.\n";
    cout << "After you split them evenly, there is a remaining "
        << (107 % afterBattle) << "euros.\n"
        << "You challenge your bud lights to fight for them, which they accept.\n"
        << "Sadly, you are brutally beaten and die a painful death.\n"
        << "Moral of the story: idklololol";
    system("pause>nul");
    return 0;
}