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Thank God I'll Get Some Thoughtful Dick Someday

Oct 15th, 2015
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  1. sladeWW: this is the place then hmmm
  2. Tsaaq: (( No there's several rooms.))
  3. sladeWW: [reallly bracketss when it's just you and me]
  4. Tsaaq: >.> it's a habit.
  5. sladeWW: shh no one needs to know c;
  6. sladeWW: itll be our dirty little secret
  7. Tsaaq: ._. Okay Tyson Ritter.
  8. sladeWW: xD
  9. sladeWW: well
  10. sladeWW: we'd have to be doing a little more
  11. sladeWW: for me to fit that song
  12. Tsaaq: Yeah, killing people I guess.
  13. sladeWW: i thought it was about sex
  14. sladeWW: xD
  15. sladeWW: but killing works too
  16. sladeWW: sure you get the same adrenaline rush
  17. sladeWW: but personally i think i'd rather be humping somebody
  18. sladeWW: than burying them
  19. Tsaaq: You and I are very different then.
  20. sladeWW: tell you what
  21. sladeWW: you help me take out an old enemy of mine and ill take you out to dinner
  22. sladeWW: we're coming Ronald McDonald -,- you cold blooded son of a bitch
  23. sladeWW: root problem of my childhood obessity xD you're not taking anymore!
  24. Tsaaq: >.>
  25. Tsaaq: I can't kill that guy!
  26. sladeWW: why lol
  27. Tsaaq: Cause I like food.
  28. sladeWW: ME TOO WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS A PORKER
  29. sladeWW: XD
  30. Tsaaq: Then why are we killing him? Let him live!
  31. sladeWW: no way
  32. Tsaaq: Way
  33. sladeWW: he made school a living hell for me haha
  34. Tsaaq: Or did the asshole kids make it a living hell?
  35. sladeWW: lol. my first girlfriend actually only went out with me after i lost weight
  36. sladeWW: both
  37. Tsaaq: I'd rather kill the kids.
  38. sladeWW: not worth it
  39. sladeWW: so
  40. Tsaaq: Well... They're probably not kids anymore.
  41. sladeWW: what kinda rps do you do in here
  42. Tsaaq: So it isn't bad.
  43. Tsaaq: It's just an lifestyle rp of stupid idiots in college doing stupid shit and ruining their lives because they're morons.
  44. sladeWW: seems legit
  45. Tsaaq: It is, I've been doing it for a billion years.
  46. sladeWW: ruining your life? doing stupid shit? or rping
  47. Tsaaq: Ruining my characters lives.
  48. Tsaaq: I've been rping for way longer than a billion years.
  49. sladeWW: it's so fun to make my characters miserable
  50. sladeWW: kinda scary if you think about it
  51. Tsaaq: No good writer likes happy characters lol.
  52. sladeWW: well
  53. sladeWW: i like funny dumb characters
  54. sladeWW: i make a lot of those
  55. Tsaaq: That doesn't mean they're happy.
  56. sladeWW: whatcha saying there xD
  57. sladeWW: nope
  58. sladeWW: could be like robin williams
  59. sladeWW: covering up with humor
  60. Tsaaq: Yeah >.>
  61. sladeWW: we may never know
  62. Tsaaq: I mean, if you made them you do know but other people might not, yeah.
  63. sladeWW: lol sometimes i dont
  64. sladeWW: im like. :I well you're a complicated character
  65. sladeWW: dont know what's going through your mind
  66. sladeWW: xD
  67. Tsaaq: To each his own.
  68. sladeWW: im not gonna lie
  69. sladeWW: we could rp right now. but ill most likely end up trying to hump you
  70. sladeWW: today is not a good day
  71. Tsaaq: Not likely, character was gang raped yesterday.
  72. Tsaaq: Also you have to do an application before you join this group anyways.
  73. sladeWW: wommann
  74. sladeWW: you didnt tell me that
  75. Tsaaq: I assumed you knew, you're in the app group.
  76. sladeWW: sorry bout that
  77. Tsaaq: S'ok
  78. sladeWW: so your character was raped hm
  79. Tsaaq: Gang raped.
  80. Tsaaq: Yesterday.
  81. sladeWW: [how]
  82. Tsaaq: ((>.> They roofied her and took turns? How people are usually gang raped.))
  83. Tsaaq: ((Hey Stephs.))
  84. Alexithymiaa: (Sup slut)
  85. Tsaaq: ((You.))
  86. Alexithymiaa: (Let me penis up)
  87. Tsaaq: ((LOL.))
  88. sladeWW: [hey hey. dont be a smartass xD[
  89. Alexithymiaa: (Do you know who you're talking to?)
  90. Tsaaq: Hayley rested her head on the arm of the couch while watching netlfix, she was curled into a ball with a blanket draped over her, making groaning noises periodically since her head had been pounding from whatever the hell happened. It didn’t help that she’d been falling asleep throughout most of the day.
  91. Tsaaq: ((You asked. >.>))
  92. sladeWW: [let me check. *looks her up and down* yes..iiiii belieevee so.]
  93. Alexithymiaa: (Then you wouldn't tell her not to be a smartass because you know it would be a waste of energy.)
  94. sladeWW: [jabbing at her is never a waste of energy ;3]
  95. Alexithymiaa: -Adam had tracked down Ben's apartment through several different people, finally pulling his truck into the parking lot and killing the dull roar of the engine into silence. He shoved open the creaking door, pulling his keys from the ignition as he did so and leaned over the bench seat to grab a container of homemade chicken noodle soup even though what fucking college kid does that? Making his way into the building, he turned toward the walk-up staircase, climbing it two steps at a time until he reached the level he was intending to that held Ben's apartment. He looked to his phone, noting the address he'd been sent versus the numbers on each door, stopping finally at Ben's and lifting a hand to knock.-
  96. Tsaaq: ((Sorry AHS.))
  97. Alexithymiaa: (Understandable.)
  98. Tsaaq: She looked up at the sound of the knock and made a whining noise. "I'm coming!" Hayley sighed and forced herself up from the couch and answered the door. "Yayyyy. Hey Adam." She greeted him lethargically and made her way back to the couch, hoping he'd close the door she wouldn't have to. Hayley plopped down and made a pained noise, curling up in a corner again.
  99. sladeWW: [ill leave you to it ladies. goodnight]]
  100. Tsaaq: ((You can watch, I don't care.))
  101. Alexithymiaa: -Adam sent her a weak smile when she answered his knock, stepping through the threshold and into the apartment. Nudging the door closed behind him with his free hand, he eased further into the room, taking a look around before letting his eyes settle over her on the couch. "Guess you're still not feeling so great..." Making his way to her, he set the container of soup down on the coffee table, sitting gingerly on the edge of the couch cushion to look down at her. "What can I do to make you feel better?"-
  102. Tsaaq: ((He doesn't seem serious about anything, he just wants pixel vagina it seems.))
  103. Alexithymiaa: (No fucks)
  104. Tsaaq: "Eeeehhhh." She nuzzled into the blanket then sputtered her lips. "I dunno. I've tried everything. I've tried sleeping. I've tried drinking water..." Hayley trailed off. "Okay maybe I didn't try everything." She grumbled with her eyes closing slolwy. "I guess I could take some pain killers, that would help."
  105. Alexithymiaa: 'Why don't you try some soup?" He inquired, picking up the container and holding it out toward her with his brows raised. "I made it. It's Gabe's recipe so you know it's good."-
  106. Tsaaq: She sat up once again and took the container from him. Her eyes glanced down at her bruising wrists but she didn't really say shit because she didn't really know where it came from. Hayley got up and went into the kitchen to get a a spoon, she returned to the couch and began to slurp the soup loudly, she gave Adam a nod after doing that a few times.
  107. Alexithymiaa: (Is she wearign the hospital band?)
  108. Tsaaq: ((Yeah.))
  109. Alexithymiaa: -Adam watched her get up to go get a spoon, his heart aching to see her so clearly miserable. "I'd have gotten that for you." He settled back into the couch, his eyes following her motions until he noticed the hospital band around her wrist. "What's this from?" He leaned over, flicking the tip of his index finger against the plastic band.-
  110. Tsaaq: She looked down at the hospital band then back at him. "I woke up in the hospital this morning." Hayley answered him a whisper. "Did I like, not mention that?" She spoke a little louder. "I think I had alcohol posioning or something, and I felt like somebody kicked my ass... I don't remember a lot from yesterday so I don't know what could've happened." Hayley explained.
  111. Alexithymiaa: -His face was pained to listen to her recount what she didn't even fucking know, lifting a hand to gently pat her on the back. "Well, were you with anyone who might know? I doubt you took yourself to the hospital."-
  112. Tsaaq: Hayley furrowed her eyebrows and sat back on the couch, slouching. "Ummm." She sighed. "It's all very fuzzy. The last thing I remember was I was going to meet Xavier at the party he told me about but there wasn't a lot people there. Oh, but Harper was. I remember her yelling I think?" She told him unsurely. "She must've finally kicked my ass or something and Xavier took me to the hospital. That's probably why I'm sore." Hayley had deduced before taking more slurps of the soup. "This good as shit." She tried to laugh.
  113. Alexithymiaa: -He smiled gently at her, shifting on the couch to push his hand down into his pocket to retrieve his phone. He glanced down at the screen, sliding his fingers over it to send off a quick text. "Yeah, Gabe has really good recipes. I'm glad you like it."-
  114. Tsaaq: ((WHAT ARE YOU DOIN ADAM))
  115. Alexithymiaa: (TEXTING HARPER)
  116. Tsaaq: "Shit yeah I will. I just like food." She shrugged and laughed a bit then pouted from the pain that followed. "Ugh my head feels like somebody is trying to shove another brain into my skull." Hayley sighed the finished off the rest of the soup. "Want to watch stuff on netflix while I try not to fall asleep?"
  117. Alexithymiaa: "Sure." Sending her another soft smile, he lifted his free hand up to cradle the back of her hand, pushing his finger tips into her BRAIN gently as he tried to massage the headache away. "Have you slept?"-
  118. Tsaaq: ((OH thanks Adam.))
  119. Tsaaq: She pressed play on whatever part of whatever freaking movie she was watching. "I slept most of the day to be honest, I didn't go to class or work today. That's how hungover I've been." Hayley sighed again and closed her eyes a bit while he did massaging things. "Ooo that feels nice." She whispered.
  120. Alexithymiaa: (Hes doing it because when I have a headache, I love that shit. Head massages are the best)
  121. Alexithymiaa: -He continued to move his fingers over her scalp, shifting his other hand to carefully pull the hair tie from her hair, loosening it. "Well why don't you lay down right now? You obviously need more rest. Just relax."-
  122. Tsaaq: Hayley let out another sigh and nodding her head and laying down horizontally with her knees bent. "I've never had a hangover this bad." She muttered.
  123. Alexithymiaa: -Feeling his phone vibrate in his hand, he looked down at Harper's message, his heart dropping. He chewed on the tip of his tongue, his eyes staying locked on the screen as it went dark. "Yeah..."
  124. Tsaaq: She turned her head and and opened her eyes once more. "What happened?" Hayley asked him with a yawn and went to shift her body so she could sit up again even though it hurt to even do so.
  125. Alexithymiaa: -He pushed his finger into the button on the phone to turn it back on, his shoulders slumping as he held it out and over to her.-
  126. Tsaaq: Her arm lazily went to take his phone. "This better not be that blue waffle thing cause I've seen that and it's really gross." Hayley rambled a little before reading the text message. Her mood instantly changing somber. "Oh..." She whispered and read it over a few times. "This isn't funny if she's trying to be funny." Hayley said, getting up from couch and limping away towards the hallway, swallowing hard.
  127. Alexithymiaa: "I don't think she's trying to be funny, Hayley." He pushed up from the couch to follow her, his face long with a deep set frown. "She's being serious."-
  128. Tsaaq: "Well..." She trailed off uneasily. "Whatever." Hayley shrugged her shoulders and slowly strolled down the of the hall, her eyes glancing down at the hospital bracelet and the bruises she had. She choked up a bit and went towards the bathroom with the door still open to look in the mirror. "You wanna order a pizza?" Hayley asked, trying to change the subject.
  129. Alexithymiaa: "Not... really..." He eased to one side, waiting outside the bathroom door for her. "I kind of feel like you should lay back down and try to rest a little. And maybe tomorrow go down to the police station?"-
  130. Tsaaq: Hayley let out a ragged exhale and shook her head. "No, why would I go to the police station?" She asked in a monotone and closed the bathroom door loudly so she could check her body and shit, since she was definitely bleeding by the time she got home in the morning but assumed it was her period changing up or some shit. Hayley gasped a bit and her lips formed a frown. "I
  131. Tsaaq: ((FUUUUUU-))
  132. Tsaaq: Hayley let out a ragged exhale and shook her head. "No, why would I go to the police station?" She asked in a monotone and closed the bathroom door loudly so she could check her body and shit, since she was definitely bleeding by the time she got home in the morning but assumed it was her period changing up or some shit. Hayley gasped a bit and her lips formed a frown. "I'll lay down after I shower." She called out to him.
  133. Alexithymiaa: "He hung his head as she slammed the door. "Because you need to-
  134. Alexithymiaa: (NO)
  135. Tsaaq: ((LOL))
  136. Alexithymiaa: -He hung his head as she slammed the door. "Because you need to-" He cut his words when she said she was going to shower, shaking his head viciously like the bitch could even see him. "You can't shower! The second you shower it gets rid of most of the evidence. You should sleep so we can head down there and they can look you over and stuff. Please, Hayley?"-
  137. Tsaaq: "It's fine because I'm not going to the police. I don't want to." She sniffled as she pulled off the large t-shirt she'd been wearing. "I don't feel like having anymore people poking at my body." Hayley shouted back at hime.
  138. Tsaaq: him*))
  139. Alexithymiaa: -He sighed, scooping his hand through the front of his hair as he spoke through the door. "I understand that, but don't you want them to pay for what they did to you? Don't you want justice?"-
  140. Tsaaq: Hayley began to pace in the small area that was the bathroom. "I don't even know who it was. Or who they were. It doesn't even matter." She tried to sound uncaring but tears had been pooling in her eyes. "And if I go to the cops I'll have to tell my parents too and Remy and, I don't want to just sit around and be sat about it. Let's just move on-" She stopped speaking to start sobbing.
  141. Alexithymiaa: -He slumped forward into the wall, his voice gentle. "Well they can find out who it was if you allow them to examine you. I know it might be uncomfortable and awkward, but isn't it worth it in the long run?" He waited a moment before easing away from the door to walk back over to the couch, dropping down onto it to place his hand in his heads, trying to stay strong for her, but he was so fucking upset like a pussy.-
  142. Tsaaq: "I don't want anybody to know, okay? It's fine. I didn't even remember how bad could it have been?" She said while crying. Hayley wiped her eyes and leaned against the door and slid down, finally breaking down. Hayley cringed when sitting on the floor because soreness. Shaking her head because she wasn't sure what she wanted to do.
  143. Alexithymiaa: -He sucked in a deep breath, trying so desperately not to cry for when she came out. "It's.... it's..." He shook his head and shoved up from the couch, stalking over to the front door and pulling it open, slamming it closed behind him before his eyes went glassy.-
  144. Tsaaq: She inhaled hard and sat up a bit at the sound of him slamming the door. Hayley pulled her shirt back on and walked out into the living room searching for him. "Adam?" Hayley called out then saw that he'd been gone. She shook her head and covered her mouth with her hand as the tears returned.
  145. Alexithymiaa: (UGH)
  146. Tsaaq: ((Yeah good job Adam.))
  147. Alexithymiaa: -He continued down the hall to the stairs, quickly taking them two at a time to make his way down to the ground floor and outside to his truck as the hot tears spilled onto his cheeks. He climbed inside and slammed his door closed, shoving his keys into the ignition wildly and taking off out of the parking lot.-
  148. Alexithymiaa: (Hes so sad.)
  149. Tsaaq: ((Aww Adam but also >.>))
  150. Alexithymiaa: (He doesnt know what to do with his feels right now and the fact that she wont let him help her... hes like BUT WHY)
  151. Tsaaq: ((CAUSE SHE'S LIKE "WELL MAYBE IF I PRETEND EVERYTHING IS FINE IT WILL BE"))
  152. Alexithymiaa: (BUT IT WONT BE AND THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR THE EVIDENCE. HES PRE LAW)
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