ISEKAI CLICHE V1.0

>discarded as useless at summoning
>immediate damsel in distress
>[Analysis]
>[Item Box]
>[Automatic Language translation]
>Buy a slave - is an answer to every 2nd question MC asks of locals
>token pet, most often a giant magic wolf
>token ANCIENT LVL 99999 CHTONIC MONSTROSITY OF ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION that is immediately tamed and lazes around MC crib all the time
>fat evil NTR noble
>redshirt noob adventurer NTR thugs
>MC doesn't want to rise in rank to avoid standing out
>Stands out 1.5 minutes later
>local Lord appears to be competent but his fief is in the gutter: slums everywhere, shit security on the frontier and roads, slavery is a thing
>Papers aren't checked on entry to town
>Peasants are retarded and don't know left from right in farming and everyday life
>Civilization somehow exists without pottery and smelting
>MC doesn't die from isekai smallpox in a week
>Exact homo sapience species somehow exist in literally another world
>Adventurers aren't used for clandestine shit and wars for some reason
>token Demon Lord
>token frontier village gratitude quest
>villagers somehow 10 times the brows compared to townsfolk
>city has no visible farming fields outside of walls
>walls around entire city
>city in the middle of a plain with no lake\sea\river access
>muh dungeons lure people in to eat them like lmao lure horny deers with magic MLP monsters or something they can't fuck up your dungeon core

>soap business
>cookie/cake business
>female care business
>magic academy where the prince attends
>im the villain, but not really/misunderstood
>Demon King is either last boss or an absolute jobber
>that mandatory guild signup scene where the thug harasses the newbie
>main character has to point out how cliche it is, just in case you don't already know how cliche it is.

Find the "isekai bingo". Don't have them saved up on this comp, but can post them tomorrow or something. Also...
>Go to adventurer guild with your harem of yamato nadeshiko beauties to register.
>Suddenly, a wild C rank adventurer appears!
>Hey you girls! You should ditch a weak looking guy like him and join my party instead!
>Adventurer tries to grab main waifu but MC interferes, adventurer gets irritated as fuck and shouts like a retard
>"YOU ARE DEAD KID!"
>Onlookers gossip about "there is no way this weak-looking boy could possibly beat the C rank adventurer, he is MOU SHINDEIRU!"
>Moralfag protag sends adventurer flying in one punch, all the onlookers go "NANI!? He beat the C rank adventurer! MASAKA! Who is that guy?"
>Old man, seemingly a beggar, but actually the nation's king, who watches at the scene amused, evaluates moralfag protag and his relationship with the princess who is one of aforementioned beauties
>"Hmm, strength-wise that's quite good, but I could never let a man have my daughter until he beats me personally!"
>Suddenly the voice of the adventurer's father, who is the lord of this territory resounds through the entire city
>"HOW DARE YOU EMBARASS MY SON! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD AND WILL SELL YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR PARTY INTO SLAVERY!"
>Moralfag protag goes on to expose the entire noble's wrongdoing because of "MUH evil corrupt nobles!"
>As moralfag is about to deliver the judgement, the noble cries
>"Fool! Our Viscount X family is just small fry in comparison to the noble family we are subordinate to, which is the Marquis Y family, who are in turn direct subordinate to the royal family! You'll never have a peaceful life again!"
>Moralfag protag shrugs
>"you'll lose if you mind it"
>And so moralfag protag delivers judgement to the Viscount X but never gets into conflict with Y family because he accidentally saves the nation anyway and becomes a noble/royalty ranked even higher than Y
t. 90% of japanese isekai novel

>MC is an outcast or abandoned for not having magic, skills or blessings
>MC actually OP as fuck and doesn't get revenge on everyone that wronged them
>Reincarnated MC still using morals of old world even though they have been living in new world for years, cant adapt to new world
>MC has no common sense
>MC that goes back in time or has old memories of being an adult still acts like a beta, example: cant even look at boobs while being a baby
>Otome villianess is the good person and even though usually a Duke everyone bullies her not minding their lower status