Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- ################################################################################
- # GLaDOS SHELL Welcome Messages!
- ################################################################################
- # Colours Variables
- RESET="\033[0m"
- BOLD="\033[1m\e[38;5;214m"
- ORANGE="\e[38;5;208m"
- # FUN GLaDOS QUOTES!!!
- echo "${BOLD}Initialising GLaDOS...${RESET}"
- QUOTES=(
- "Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment \ncenter."
- "For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching \n[bzzzzzt]"
- "Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test\nprotocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material\nEmancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings,\ncrowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."
- "What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it \nthrough the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you."
- "I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking \nto you."
- "Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into \nthe Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"
- "I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that \nthing alone"
- "Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing \napparatus."
- )
- ARRLEN=${#QUOTES[@]}
- R=$(( $RANDOM % $ARRLEN ))
- echo -e "${ORANGE}${QUOTES[$R]}${RESET}"
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment